DISCLAIMER : I do not own Naruto. All characters were created by the one and only Kishimoto-sensei.
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Hi! Doing a speed update, again. I'll try to publish as many stories as I can while I'm feeling inspired.
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Chapter 5 : The Unexpected
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Naruto had finished ironing his new uniform. Oh sweet! He knew he would look good in dark blue. He grinned at himself. Sergeant Uzumaki, at your service! He wore his uniform over his tight white T-shirt and buttoned it up. After posing in front of the mirror, he grabbed his cap and prepared to go to Konoha Police Headquarters. Yeah! He tied his shoes and picked up his stuff, and left for his first shift.
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It was Monday, so everyone he passed by looked tired and gloomy. But after people looked at this somehow golden and tanned officer, they had no other choice but to smile and greet him. He looked like the Greek sun god, Apollo. People could swore this man was reflecting the sun itself.
"Morning, officer!"
"Good morning!"
"A very good day to you, sir!"
Naruto was such an airhead, he was grinning ear to ear now. "Good morning to you too, ma'am! Have a nice day." He greeted the lady while touching his peaked cap. Man, they love him!
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He was reaching the Headquarters as he felt a weird dark aura somewhere in front of him.
Oh, it must be that guy. The teme.
The Uchiha was walking with this dark ambience around him, probably because people were greeting him at this hour. He always hated human interactions. Ah, two ladies greeted her. After they received the cold glare from him, the citizens took a step back and whispered to each other. Idiot, you were the very reason people hated cops nowadays, Naruto taught to himself.
Trying to push away the memory of Friday's incident, he called out to Sasuke.
"Yooo! Sasuke! Over here!"
The pouting Uchiha approached him. "Hn."
"What's up with you today? C'mon, man, it's our first day as cops!"
"Mind your own business," said Sasuke while stomping away from the blonde. Naruto was super confused right now. Doing his best to ignore the raven's random temper tantrum, he entered the building right behind him.
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Forget Sasuke, man, this place was sweet! Oh, check that out, the front desk! With cute cops! Oh, and check that out, was that a transparent elevator right in the middle of the building!? Wow, that's so… so.. cool! How tall was this building again? Ten stories? Or more? He bet there was a helicopter pad at the top of the building. The place looked so bright and warm to him.
Naruto was basically drooling right now. He didn't noticed the lady officer that was approaching him.
"Hello, sir! May I help you?" asked the woman.
Naruto jerked to the soft voice.
"Ah! Sorry, sorry! It's my first day here.. heh heh, Do you know where should I go to?" said Naruto while grinning ear to ear. "I just graduated from the Police Academy."
The long-haired brunette smiled back at him. "Sure. Please follow me."
"Thank you, errr…" Naruto tried to peek at her name tag.
"You can call me An," said the girl.
"Thank you, An!" replied Naruto with a grin.
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She brought him to a room to do the registrations for new staffs. Even the others were already there, including the Uchiha prick. All nine of them looked very good at their matching dark blue uniform. The officers took their pictures, fingerprints and all. An gave them each of their name tags. After all that was done, An directed them to an office and left them alone there.
"Inspector Hatake should be here soon. Please wait for him," said An while she bowed to the nine of them.
They bowed back to her and then she closed the door. They sat on the chairs in front of them. Shikamaru yawned and tried to take a nap, while Choji was eating his donuts. Kiba was definitely trying to flirt with Hinata, while Shino was playing with his smartphone, his sunglasses hid his eyes as always. Sakura and Ino were gossiping about some girl that got pregnant, and giggled at something. Meanwhile, Naruto and Sasuke were..
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"Teme."
"Leave me alone."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Shut it, usuratonkachi."
"Asshole, I was trying to talk to you! What's the problem with having a normal conversation!?"
Shikamaru yawned. "Oh boy, here we go again."
"Moron, I'm intoxicated by the exuberance of your verbosity." said Sasuke with a bored expression.
"W-What? F-F-!? Gaah! You're pissing me off! Asshole!" said Naruto as he stood up and grabbed Sasuke's collar. Sakura rushed to the two of them.
"Guys! Please stop fighting! Just stop!" said Sakura. "Naruto, stay away from Sasuke-kun!"
Sasuke ignored the pink-haired girl and continued his 'conversation' with Naruto.
"Dumbass, I guess your pea brain cannot process the simple statement I gave you?"
Naruto growled back in return. Kiba could swore they were acting like two fighting dogs.
Naruto tried to punch Sasuke's nose, but the raven ducked it and caught Naruto's fist. While holding it firmly, he blows a jab to Naruto's jaw, but the blonde avoided it as well. Sakura, Ino and Kiba were yelling at them to stop. But right after that, the door flung open and a man entered the room. The man had a spiky silver hair, with an eyepatch on his left eye. He wore a mask as well. He was holding a book on left hand, and his expression was flat. He looked around the room, and saw the blonde and the raven trying to strangle each other, while the rest were trying to calm them down. The man cleared his throat.
"Hello, new officers! I apologise if I'm late."
Every eyes were turning to him now. Seven of them bowed at the same time to greet the man respectfully, but the other two were still growling at each other.
"My my.. what do we have here?" said the man.
Finally, both of them stopped their random grunting and adjusted their uniforms. Sasuke straightened his collar and Naruto fixed his cap. They bowed to him, even though they were not synchronised with the others.
"Nice to meet you!" they said.
The silver-haired man appreciated their bows. He walked to his desk and sat down. Following his cue, the nine sat down on their chairs as well.
"My name is Kakashi Hatake," said the man. "You can call me Inspector Hatake, or Inspector Kakashi. Whichever suits you." He picked up the sealed documents next to him, and tear it open. He took it out and scanned it with his right eye, while taking quick glances at the nine faces in front of him.
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"Okay! Now, let me assign you to each of your divisions," said the Inspector. "Shino Aburame, you will join the Information Technology Division. The place is at level four, you can check it in the directory. Your boss would be Shiranui Genma. Go find him later." Shine nodded slowly.
"Then.. Kiba Inuzuka and Hinata Hyuuga, you will be assigned to the Canine Divisions. Go there and make sure you understand each of your duty. I will personally handle the division myself, because it is a new one," the silver-haired man flipped the page for a while and continued, "Sergeant Inuzuka will be responsible for the training, and Sergeant Hinata can help him with the development and all." Kiba was grinning ear to ear hearing this news.
"Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akimichi and Ino Yamanaka," he glanced at the three, "You will be working under the Homicide Division. I will be in charge for the whole division, but right now I want you to look for Asuma Sarutobi. He will be your senior officer. You may join me later."
The three of them nodded at the inspector.
"Thank you, sir," said Ino with a smile.
"Sakura Haruno," the pink-haired girl straightened her back and listened to the man. "You will work for Tsunade, the head of the Forensics Department. Well, you will be working closely with the others, especially the Homicide Division, so we will meet each other again. The forensics is located at level five." Sakura nodded to the instructions.
"Yes, sir!"
Inspector Hatake put down his notes and looked at the two remaining officers.
"For you two, my my.. you two were really interesting." said the man while eyeing them closely.
Naruto was fidgeting in his chair, while Sasuke was clearly getting nervous too. Why wasn't Sasuke in the Homicide Divisions? Usually the best officers went there, y'know. And for Naruto, he hoped to be somewhere useful—
"You two will be.." said Hatake slowly
Yeah, somewhere, where he would be needed as the hero of the town, where—
"The meter maid!" the Inspector finished his statement with glee.
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WHAT THE SHIT?
The others were shocked, and jaws were dropping.
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"EEEHHH!?" Naruto screamed until his cap fell off. The Uchiha's eyes looked as if it almost popped out. Kiba was choking from his own spit.
Sakura stood up from her chair, "I-Inspector, I think there h-has been a mistake.. Y-You see, Sasuke-kun is—"
Inspector Hatake raised his left hand to shut the girl's blabbering. "I do notice that, yes. And Uzumaki here has potential as well."
The raven shook his head and asked with a confused expression, "But, why?"
Kakashi looked at them in the eye. "First of all, prove to me that you two will be good officers. I do not want some fightings happening while officers were on duty. So, work that out, then we'll see," the man collected the rest of the documents. "Go to level three, and look for Kurenai Yuhi. She will instruct you on what to do." said the man as he typed something on his phone.
All of them returned to their seats and remained quiet. Naruto was almost exploding, though.
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"Alright! That's all then, you're all dismissed." said the inspector while he waved his hands. He took the book next to him, that looked like Jiraiya's porn, no doubt, and read it. All of them stood up and left the room. Naruto almost shouted again at the man, but Sasuke covered the blonde's mouth and dragged him out of the room before he could do anything.
"Baka, do you want us get fired on the first day?" asked the raven.
"Of course not, asshole, but what the hell was that f—"
"Shh. Lower your voice." said Sasuke while they walked to the elevator, the raven was still dragging the blonde by his arms. "Look. We are definitely stuck being the meter maid because we were fighting. Now, we should cut the crap and try to get along with each other."
Wow. The bastard actually said that.
"Fine," said Naruto while Sasuke pressed the button inside the elevator.
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"So you were the bad boys at the office today!"
The two of them looked at the hot cop. Kurenai Yuhi was definitely attractive, with that jet black hair and red eyes. She adjusted her cap and bent to the table to pick something up. The woman picked up two devices and gave them to Naruto and Sasuke. She explained how to use the thing to them while walking them to the parking lot, but it turned out that they already understand it. Then, she took a pair of keys from her pockets and gave them to Sasuke. The three of them looked at the object in front of them.
"That's your ride, boys." said the red-eyed woman with a wink.
Naruto was so pissed right now. It looked so..uncool. He didn't even know how to describe that thing. It was the usual mini car for parking enforcement officers, with two chairs inside. It looked like a golf cart, only uglier. Kurenai even gave them the hideous red and yellow vest. Ugh. And now, Sasuke was driving instead of him. Well, shit.
As the two of them got into the vehicle, Kurenai waved at them.
"Make sure you get at least 50 tickets each for the day!"
Sasuke smirked at that statement while he turned on the engine. "Don't worry. I'll get 70 by myself."
Naruto felt he was challenged by the bastard. "Then I'll get a hundred!" said Naruto while he glared at Sasuke. After thirty seconds of staring intensely at each other, they took off to the centre of the city. He better not lose to the bastard, Naruto taught to himself.
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Meter maid, huh? I got this idea from Zootopia, the Disney cartoon. I thought it would be hilarious if we see these two idiots stuck as the meter maid!
But nah, they won't get stuck there forever, don't worry! I got my plans ready ;)
Shino was in the IT Division because I know there won't be a bug specialist in a police HQ, so I made him as the 'hacker' guy. Kiba should definitely handle the pups with Kakashi, but I put Hinata there because I see her as a tender animal lover as well. I'm planning for KibaHina to happen in this story.
I feel like I should always stick Ino-Shika-Cho together, and Sakura is surely with the forensics.
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