(affers nut: ppol kep sayin i say sed to much so mah anglish teecher did a thing called "sed is ded". u haf 2 pretend sed is ded. an ur not aloud 2 us dat word. so u had 2 us other words lik utterd screemd whisperd clamed yeled an ajakulated. so. SED IS DED! rip. if u se rhe word "sed' in mah stury then mak sur 2 tel me abot it in mah commence. PECE. no flams.)
CHARTER 2: GOING 2 MORDOR
"Omg I dont know whore we are" uttered Nial confused. "Nun of this shit looks familial."
"0-0"
"Mabel we should find the Doras map" claimed Zephyra.
"DORA" skreekled Nail.
Nutting happened.
"wtf" cracked Nail.
"I Gus it docent exist yet" sexclaimed Zayn. "Well have 2 do without."
"Maybe...we...should...find the MARAUDERS MAP!" he whiskered. Then Nail did a summoners spell and the murders map appeared so did Jerry Potter.
"HI IM JERRY POTHEAD" he cried.
"Omg your real?! I thought your where just a legend told to score small children!" Zephyra explained stricken by how hot he was. He had curl black hair and glasses and a mustache sort of like Hitler but he's not hitler ok. My Mom Told Me that Jerry Pothead was this weirdo sicko who lived in mountains and ate children and...DID SATANISM! Also he did pot to."
"Im aways real I am...IMMORTAL"
"Ooooooooooooooooo"
"I have the murders map" he verbalized then took out a map. "THIS IS IT.!" he phonated then showed them the map it was old. It was like 100000000000000 years old than my grandma. And the paper was like failing appart and covered in mold. "Its fallen apart but if you get some SCOTCH TAPE than you can probably fix it."
"Scots tape wtf that" ejaculated Nail.
"Its this" roared Harry took out a thingy of Scots tape. "I will give it to u if u cant answer the riddle" he stated.
"Ok whats the riddle."
"Thats 4 me 2 know and u2 find out." (U2 ROKS! my mom listen 2 that and its reeeeeeleh old. if u kno whore they are LICK MY STORY!1) ANYWYS
"Wot du u mean" divulged Zayn.
"U must figure out the riddle AND the answer."
"oK"
Then...HE DISAPPERED!
"Hum wat kan I do" yelped Zephyra.
"I know"
Zayn want back into the hobbat house he cum out with a book. HARRY POTER AND THE PHOSPHOROUS STONE. "Lets reed." They started reeding the book to do research. "Ok lol his is too hard" shrieked Zephyra then got the book on her kindle fire and used the search thingy. "Hum lets search...RIDDLE! Maybe their will be a secret ritual that can be found in the book." She searched for Ritalin. Then. "TOM RIDDLE!" "I know haw we shall answer the riddle we must find TOM RIDDLE! And kill him. She ejaculated.
"YAS" hailed Zayn.
"Tom Riddler real name is Voldemort" choked Zephyra "We must fid...VOLDMEORT!"
"Ok"
"To find Voldemart we must find...FRODO!"
