Back on Mobius; Milo continued to push Bill away from the giant drainage pipe.
Bill was screaming in fear.
He stopped upon realizing something and turned to Milo.
"Wait, why in tarnation aren't you screaming?" said Bill.
Milo turned to Bill sighed.
"Doesn't help, just hurts the layrinx." said Milo.
A blue blur appeared and moved the two out of the way of the drainage pipe.
Bill and Milo appeared in a forest and saw that the blur was Sonic.
"What're you doing here cuz?" said Bill.
"Saving my own cuz." said Sonic.
Suddenly; Diogee appeared and started barking.
Milo turned to his dog confused.
"Diogee what're you doing here?" said Milo.
Diogee barked and nuzzled up to Milo.
"He missed you." said Bill.
Sonic turned to Milo.
"Quick question, why do you sound like Weird Al?" said Sonic.
"The parody artist?" said Milo.
Sonic nodded.
"Yeah, one of my friends and roommates seems to think it had something to do with puberty not agreeing with you." said Sonic.
Milo nodded.
"Good point blue rat." said Milo.
Bill stared at Sonic waiting for something to happen.
"Why aren't you reacting negatively?" said Bill.
"I finally put up with it." said Sonic.
At Bill's farm; Robin was shoveling tons of manure.
"I hate shovel animal shit." said Robin.
Theresa appeared and smacked Robin on the back of the head.
"There is an eight year old fox in the area." said Theresa.
Robin turned to see Tails who was feeding the Pigs.
"Oh." said the Hero.
Hal and Bubbles we're getting chicken eggs.
"You know, I can't help but think this is disturbing." said Bubbles.
"Yeah, we're birds and we're getting eggs to be sold in stores." said Hal.
"Plus don't these Humans and other creatures eat them?" asked Bubbles.
"True but I must admit the Egg Dishes do look good." said Hal.
"You know we're vegan right?" said Bubbles.
Hal did some thinking.
"Oh yeah." said Hal.
With CatDog and Mina; they were picking tons of vegetables.
"So, a farmer from another planet and a human. Tell you the truth, I was thinking that Bill would settle for someone else." said Cat.
Mina chuckled.
"Look at Bill's cousins Sonic and Flame's relationships." said Mina.
"She has a point Cat." said Dog.
"True." said Cat.
In a forest nearby; Hammer, Mr. Huge, and his Decepticon's were watching the whole thing.
"Alright, prepare the missiles Crusher." said Mr. Huge.
"Right away boss." said Crusher.
He pushed some buttons on some device and a bunch of missiles were launched into the air and were getting ready to hit the farm and it's fields, but everything for some reason started to slowdown.
Sonic appeared still pushing Bill, Milo, and Diogee who were frozen as well.
He looked around and saw the missiles.
"Okay, better do an X-Men reference." said Sonic.
He pulled out an iPod touch and went to a playlist labeled "Likely X-Men Quicksilver action song's".
"Dare to be Stupid by Weird Al, or Try Everything by Gazelle?" said Sonic.
The Blue Humanoid animal thought and smiled.
"Gazelle." said Sonic.
He pushed Try Everything and put some headphones on as the song started playing.
The hedgehog ran to the area and grabbed Tails before running into the barn and back out without Tails.
He ran to Hal and Bubbles and grabbed the two before running into the barn with the two and running back out.
He grabbed CatDog and wrapped them around Mina before going into the barn.
Sonic then went for Theresa and took her into the barn before going to Robin and rubbing his face in animal crap and going into the barn and running off.
He then ended up in Sokovia and grabbed the Marvel Cinematic Universe version of Quicksilver before he could be hit by tons of bullets and ran off with him.
Sonic appeared back at the barn and paused his iPod and turning to the readers.
"What, you didn't see that coming?" said Sonic.
Sonic laughed.
"I may be speedy but I don't want to see another speedster die." said Sonic.
He pushed the play icon on his iPod touch and the song continued playing as he ran to where Mr. Huge's group was at.
He shook his head and went to the missile controls and typed in new coordinates that was where the villains were exactly at.
Sonic ran into the barn as the song ended and everyone became confused.
"How did we end up here?" said Cat.
Robin sniffed himself.
"And why do I smell like animal fecal matter?" said Robin.
They saw Sonic covering his ears.
"More importantly, why is Sonic covering his ears?" said Mina.
Everyone saw that and was confused.
"No idea but I bet that blue rat was the one who did that to me." said Robin.
The group then heard an explosion and became shocked as Sonic uncovered his ears.
"That answers one question." said Hal.
Robin growled.
Sonic walked out of the barn and he saw a dazed Mr. Huge, Tri Ninja, Crusher, and Hammer.
"Hey, I know you, you're that mobster and goon who froze Sideswipe in carbonite." said Sonic.
He turned to Hammer.
"And I don't know who you are." said Sonic.
Hammer turned to Sonic.
"The name is Hammer." said Hammer.
"Hummer?" said Sonic.
Hammer groaned.
"No, it's Hammer." said Hammer.
"That's what I said Dumber." said Sonic.
"ITS HAMMER! I AM A HAMMER HEAD SHARK!" Hammer shouted, "We don't have time for this."
Suddenly; a bunch of police cars appeared and surrounded the villains.
Tons of cops came out and aimed their guns at the group.
Two cops shot the Decepticon's electrocuting them and knocking them out.
"You're under arrest for escaping prison." a Mobian Hippo cop said.
Everyone was shocked.
"How did they get here so fast?" asked Crusher
Sonic whistled the theme to the 1966 Batman tv series.
The cops cuffed up Mr. Huge and Hammer before putting them in cars.
A crane with a magnet appeared and pulled the cons onto it.
Everyone got out of the barn.
"Was it just me, or did it feel like Sonic pulled off an X-Men film reference?" said Theresa.
"Why must everyone always assume that I did an X-Men film reference?" said Sonic.
"Because your fast just like Quicksilver." said Milo.
"Yeah you Blue Rat." said Robin and threw animal shit at Sonic who moved out of the way very quickly.
Sonic became mad and went to Robin and kicked him in the shiner.
"You put my cousin in a wheelchair, your point?" said Sonic.
"Fair enough." Robin said in a high pitched voice.
Suddenly; a sinkhole opened up underneath Milo and he fell through it.
Everyone looked down the sinkhole and heard tons of cracking sounds.
"I've said this several times, I'll say it again; Huh, neat." said Sonic.
Diogee noticed Milo's phone and grabbed it before barking.
Hal grabbed the phone and looked at the contacts.
"Mom, Dad, Sara, Melissa, Zack, and Diogee?" said Hal.
Bubbles looked at the contacts in shock.
"Wait, Milo has the phone number of his dog? How can the dog even have a phone?" said Bubbles.
"No idea." said Dog.
Sonic looked down the sinkhole.
"Don't wait for me." Sonic said before running down the hole and returning with a passed out Milo one second later, "Because I'm already back."
