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Chapter 8: Unholy Matrimony Part 1


Before we begin tonight's episode the producers at Freshtv Incorporated would like to offer their condolences to the victims of the Gothenburg Fire and their families. From this point onward we will assist Interpol in trying to eliminate Cedric von Túfeice from the game and put him police custody at which point he will be exorcised.

"Last time on Total Drama World Tour. The gang nearly turned into Swedish meatball pops in the icy weather of Gothenburg. The competition heated way up when Cedric began making moves against Heather and Courtney. Things got dicey for Team Me after Duncan bought a boat from a Swedish conman with Canadian money. But things got even stranger for them when Duncan actually saved Tyler from a rouge cannonball. Thanks to Cedric's manipulation and Tyler's quick thinking the Amazons lost, but since it was reward challenge no one went home. But that didn't stop Cedric from causing more internal issues by secretly voting for himself and letting the girls accuse each other."

It was at this point Chris stopped to sip from a smoothie "It feels great to have my old lounge back. What suprises lie in wait for us this week. Thankfully this time we're going somewhere Cedric can't light on fire on Total! Drama! WOOOORRLLD TOOOOOOUUUR!"


First Class was actually a lot calmer than it normally was. This was no doubt to the much smaller numbers Team Chris had in comparison to Team Amazon. Unfortunately for Duncan this gave Cedric ample opportunity to sneak into First Class and mercilessly screw with him, much in the way the delinquent would normally do to others.

Currently Cedric was lifting up Duncan's arm over a glass of warm water he'd picked up from the commons area. Being extremely careful, he dipped Duncan's hand into the glass and waited for the results. It only took a few moments for Duncan to wake up only for him to realize his shorts were warm and wet.

He angrily glowed at the source of this problem, who ran back off into Economy Class before he could do anything "Try and catch bastard!"

"If your going to torment me, then at least be original!" Duncan yelled as the mad hatter ran off and collapsed onto his seat with a frustrated groan.

To make matters worse, Tyler came in eating a cinnamon bun which came with their reward yesterday "What's that smell? Did you pee yourself man?"


Confessional:

Duncan: "I'm beginning to think I should have reserved quitting for this part of the game. I can't go five seconds without that lunatic doing something to torment me. And what's worse is that ever since I accidentally saved him back in Sweden, Tyler is starting to think I'm nice. I'm not nice!"


While the hostile feeling of Team Amazon could usually be found in the First Class section of the plane, this time it was held up solely in Economy Class. The tension was now even thicker than before with the events of last night's elimination ceremony still in everyone's mind.

The only one who was truly happy was Cedric as his plan had gone off without a hitch. Now all he had to do was think of a new plan to replace that one "The challenge should be starting pretty shortly. What's with the glum looks; lets get our game faces on!"

"Oh shut up Shortstack. Don't think I haven't forgotten how you threw me into a frozen lake!" Heather growled in the deomn's face again, not like he seemed to care.

"I don't know what you're complaining about Sloth. You've already been locked in a refrigerator before, not like it'll make you any uglier." Cedric snarked back at the Queen Bee who almost immediately retaliated.

"Oh yeah while even when I'm frozen I still look better than you!"

"Someone jealous I'm better at leading this circus of a team Sloth?"

Heather sarcastically tapped her chin as she screeched even louder "Funny, but I seem to remember that last challenge we lost with you at the helm."

"And I seem to remember Wrath pouring an allergen of mine down my shirt causing us to lose!" Cedric shifted attention to Courtney, which succeeded as Heather was just as angry with her.

"Touché."

By this point Courntey stepped up to defend herself "I maintain my innocence. You probably just got stung by something and freaked out like the wimp you are! Not like it matters anyways, you're not going to trust me. There's no trust in this team."

Cedric merely chuckled to himself as the A-type girl stormed off, before Sierra pulled him into another one of her signature bone crushing hugs "Don't worry my sweet Cody. I'll always trust you!"

"You…owe me…Beanpole!"


Confessional:

Cedric: "I'm going to be honest with you people. When Lust is the most tolerable person in a group, then it must be comprised of people who are at my level of insanity. At least I can control Red and Pride! The one who's the biggest pain in the ass, would have to be Envy. It's one thing not taking a hint, but outright stealing underwear from someone!"

*Pulls out Gwen's bra*

"At least Metallica gave this to Beanpole!…How did this get in my pocket?"


After about another half hour Chris called the group into the cargo hold. Needless to say none of them really wanted to be there. Not only because of the terrible smell and ominous feeling it gave almost anyone who entered. But Chris calling them for something usually meant the start of another challenge.

"So where do you think Chris is sending us this time. Knowing him it's somewhere stupid and life-threatening." Heather predicted sourly as she looked around the darkness of the cargo hold.

"There's probably some hints to the location down here if Chris bothered to bring us here. Surprised he didn't pull this in our sleeps." Duncan paced around the cargo hold, gaining many glares while he did so.

It only took a few more moments for Gwen to find herself tripping over one of the wings to the aforementioned hints "What's with the swan boats?"

"Let's think for a moment Lust. McAmeoba probably wouldn't leave them out in the open unless they were being used for a challenge, and boats are used to travel in water. So that would mean…" Cedric thought to himself before realizing just where they were all standing.

Courtney looked down and realized too but it was too late and they were all dropped from the plane with the boats "Oh CRAAAAAAAPPP!"

While anyone still in the game screamed as they fell to the ground, Cedric calmly drifted down not caring about the impending doom due to his immortality. He looked up to see Chris in his pilot uniform staring down at them with a smile.

"Having fun down there? A bit of advice, you might want to get into a paddle-boat!" Chris screamed down at the teenagers who took his advice and boarded the swans in midair, Sierra, Courtney, and Tyler getting into one and Duncan, Gwen, Heather, and Cedric boarding another.

A few more seconds after the reached terminal velocity, they crashed into a nearby river and began sailing on the path it took them.

"I'm starting to question my mom's crush on Chris just a little." Sierra said, still exhausted from the fall they'd just taken.

This caused Duncan to mutter to himself "This coming from the person that one of their obsessions is a serial killer."

"Wa-wa-wa-Water!" Tyler stuttered after turning his head to see where they were going.

"Yes Tyler it's water." Courtney growled irritably at the jock, only to become equally terrified when he finished his sentence.

"WATERFALL!"

Realizing how dire their situation, everyone began desperately paddling to get away from their watery grave. With the exception of Cedric who nonchalantly sat back and watched them get closer to the falls.

"If we live I'll tutor any brain dead simpleton who requires it. Even Duncan!" Courtney prayed thinking that the end was near.

"If we live, I'll forget she ever said that."

"If we live, I'll try and fix what I did wrong!"

"I don't really have anything to say Mr. White. We both know you're just going to send me back to hell."

Surprisingly a helicopter that flew about them hitched its grappling hook to both ships and pulled them out of the water with little to no struggle before they could go over the falls. After the helicopter dropped them ashore Cedric laid down on the sandy beach with a relaxed look on his face.

"Well that was bundles of fun. Who's up for Tex-Mex!" Cedric said with a large grin on his face before noticing an ominous shadow looming over him. That shadow was Sierra.

"Don't worry Cody. I'm here to restore you're breathing and save your life!"

"OH HELL N-" Cedric attempted to scream before Sierra slammed her face onto his in what could only be described as tongue assault.


Confessional:

Cedric: "Well there's another mouth ruined." *Unsheaths sword and cuts off his jaw*


Cedric quickly shoved the stalker off and ran towards Chris who was smiling sadistically nearby "So Niagara Falls is pretty cool eh?"

"You almost killed us with it!" Heather angrily yelled at the host who didn't seem fazed in the slightest.

"Like I said. Awesome! Niagara Falls is the jewel in Canada's crown jewel, and the merging point between it and the United States. It's known for being one of the Ten Natural Wonders of the World, the Marriage Capital of the World, and it's fabulous casinos. Which we will be staying for the first part of our challenge."

This last bit of information instantly caused the irritated crowd of sopping wet teens to perk up a smile "Are you serious?!"


"Are you serious?!" Duncan said even more irritated than before as instead of the actual casino like they were expecting, they were placed in it's performance house.

"Sorry, but since you're all underage we had to move the challenge from the gambling floor to the much less exciting casino concert hall!" Chris said enjoying their misery until Gwen objected.

"But we're all eighteen! I even have my passport and ID as proof" Gwen complained as she pulled the mentioned objects from her pockets.

"Shush!" Chris said discreetly before changing the subject "But you're in luck this time kiddies. On the last Aftermath we had a second chance challenge, where the Peanut Gallery had a chance to reenter the game. And you'll be enjoying today's number from the winner."

"Maybe its Alejandro eh Heather?" Gwen teased her semi-ally who responded with a gag.

"Oh please, it better not by that loser!"

"Actually I can say for sure it's not going to be him. The guy pulled a Duncan after he got eliminated and vanished off the face of the earth once he got eliminated. Haven't heard hide nor hair of him since. Besides he was expelled so he wouldn't be allowed back in anyways."

While Chris explained the situation Duncan glared at Cedric, as he was the only one there who not only knew of the witch doctor's involvement in the Arch Villain's expulsion, but knew of the circumstances behind Alejandro's mysterious disappearance. Cedric himself was in just as bad a mood as Duncan was because of this turn. If someone from outside the game was going then they'd have full knowledge of his identity and most of his crimes. And that could spell bad things for him.

"She's 200 pounds of sassy in a 90 pound package. And she's wearing 12 pounds of mascara! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's Blainley!" Chris said excitedly as the curtains unfurled revealing the women much to the shock of everyone else.

"Huh?"

"What?"

"Who?"

Blain-Blain-Blain-Blain-Blainerific, is my name. Dishing dirt is my game. Invading your TV with my Blainelicious frame!

Chris then unexpectedly jumped into the song.

Bla-Blainerific! S-s-so terrific!

Pushing the other host out of the way, Blainley took back over.

I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous!

As to expected Courtney had issues with this sudden turn of events, and voiced them to Tyler off to the side.

This is so against the rules, does Chris think we're a bunch of fools?

Rules? This ain't no Sunday School! Miss Thang up there's a rating's jewel!

Chris interjected between them and brushed away her objections while Blainley continued to sing.

Bla-Blainerific!

M-M-Make me si-ick!

Heather voiced her distaste with the new contestant as well only to be suddenly dropped down a trap door. Then she walked into a coffee shop all of the sudden with Tyler and Duncan sitting nearby.

I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous!

Get me a half fat, no foam latte steamed to a hundred-two, heat!

I'm quite specific.

It was then Tyler began to sing after being handed a cue card by an intern.

She's Blainerific?

So-so horrific.

Duncan snarked in his usual manner as Blainely walked away.

I'm fa-fa-fam-

"Who's this broad again?" Cedric asked aloud, as though he had examined all of Cody's memories over the past 6 years, he had absolutely no clue who this woman was. Maybe she like a lunch monitor or something?

Blainely didn't take very kindly to this lack of knowledge and angrily reprimanded the demon, forgetting he was a demon for that moment of anger "WHAT?! Who am I? Who am I?! Who are you? I'm the host of the Puppy Bachelorette! I was nominated for a Gemmie Award! I interviewed you for Celebrity Manhunt! "

With a snap of her fingers Blainely resumed her song.

It's a fact and scientific, that I'm still Blainerific.

While Courtney and Gwen were still on very bad terms, they briefly teamed to mock the conceited woman during the transition.

She's not so famous, turns out she's not so famous!

In response to this insult Blainely simply scoffed "Whatever! So which one of these lame teams am I on anyways?"

"You're not on either of them! Because as of this moment, the merge has officially begun!" Chris announced to the remaining competitors. The former Team Amazon broke out into cheers at the thought of not having to deal with each other anymore, while Duncan and Tyler merely shook hands.

"It's been fun man."

"I guess it has."

Taking the chance Cedric approached the former Team Chris duo and asked "Looks like I can finally get away from the insane asylum. What do you say we finalize a guy's alliance Red, Pride?"

While Tyler almost immediately accepted the proposition, Duncan was more than a little hesitant. He knew that the demon would make him his pawn to an even further degree. But with a new potential vote against him in Blainely, the alliance was the only thing providing him safety. And with the tape still in existence his hands were tied. The delinquent reluctantly accepted.

Once his next move ended favorably, Cedric quickly slid over to Blainely with a threatening look, making sure his blood red eyes we visible " I may not know who you are Hilton, but you should know who I am. And unless you want to look like a post plastic surgery Carrot Top, you better not tell anybody."

"Yes sir." Blainely managed to meekly squeak out, now clearly remembering who this was and how dangerous he is.

Trudging away in shame at being put in an greater position of servitude by Cedric, Gwen approached him in confusion "You formed an alliance with Cody and Tyler? That's pretty shocking."

"This coming from the person allied with Heather." Duncan teased his girlfriend before a loud scraping sound gained their attention.

Everyone turned around to see Chef in the sparkly dress Chris made him consistently wear pushing a large slot machine into the concert hall "Since we are in the honeymoon capital of the world I thought it'd be cool to drop some arranged marriages on you!"

Cedric's eyes widened when he received this news as romance definitely not his thing. He only felt himself get more unnerved when he saw Sierra eying him like a hungry dog eye's a t-bone steak.

PART ZERO: Each girl pulls the lever to randomly decide their husband for the duration of the challenge.


Confessional:

Sierra: *Breaths heavily into paper bag* Husband...Cody...Forever! *Falls back*

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Cedric: "I would rather eat my boxers! Seriously people, I'm asexual for a reason!"


Things only got even worse for the three remaining males in the game when Chris had Chef shove them into hard into the top of the slot machine, much to their pain. And then a grizzly bear was lowered into the slot machine along with them, causing the screams to get even louder than before.

"What's with the grizzly bear?" Heather asked fearfully of the creature.

"Because romance is supposed to be exciting and what's more exciting than a ferocious grizzly bear. Seriously though you don't want to roll on that guy." Chris explained while pointing towards the slot machine behind him "Sierra you're up first."

"Mama needs a new pair of Cody!" As to be expected Sierra ran up to the slot machine at an almost supersonic speed to get her obsession. You could imagine how she reacted when she rolled Duncan instead. In case you couldn't she slammed the door shut in rejection, catching the delinquent's arm in the door.

"MY ARM! SOMEBODY LET ME OUT OF THIS THING!"

"Congratulations Sierra, you've won-" Chris tried to exclaim before being interrupted by a down right infuriated Sierra.

"THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!"

"Would you stop it!" Heather snapped at the crazed fangirl's screaming before walking over to the delinquent and letting him out "I'll take him for you if it will only shut you up!"

"Great, I think I would have preferred the bear." Duncan said sarcastically to his partner while popping his arm back into place.

"Believe me, I would gladly pawn you off to Gwen, but I'm so sure Chris won't let me."

"Correct. All switches are final" Chris explained before noticing that Sierra had cut to the front again. With an irritated leer Chris had Chef pull the mad woman from the lever "Back of the line Bridezilla. Blainely you're up next."

Taking out a cloth to cover up the trail of drool that Sierra had left on her second attempt, Blainely made her roll. To her indifference, she rolled Tyler "Well I guess I could do worse. Marrying a fan favorite could boost my image."

"Wait a minute. I'm a fan favorite?" Tyler asked as he got up, pleasantly surprised at this news.

"Nothing is as important as your likability index on TV. I've studied everyone's and your's has shot up majorly this season." Blainely explained before being interrupted by Chris clearing his throat.

"Ahem, we have two more picks left and I want to get this challenge done quick before Interpol becomes to obvious to ignore." Chris explained his reasoning.

Ignoring the statement about Interpol, Gwen pointed out something odd "But there's only actual choice left, and there's two more girls there are guys!"

"That's a healthy observation Gwen, one I've developed a solution for. Since same-sex marriage has been legal in both Canada and the United States since last summer, I've decided a lesbian wedding is in order. Courtney, Gwen I now pronounce you wife, and wife." Chris said with a devilish smirk resulting in both girls looking at each other awkwardly.

"I am so not kissing the bride." Courtney said bitterly while Gwen chuckled nervously at being paired with her former friend.

It only took Sierra a few moments to realize what this meant "Yes! My blog "When Cody and I are Married" just became a prophecy!"

"Do I have the option to kill myself first McTrashbag?" Cedric asked while lifting up the door to the slot machine.

"Nope. I think it's time we take a short break for ads. Now that we've dissolved the teams into partnerships, which one will work the best with each other. Will they be able to go 5 seconds without killing one another? Find out after this short break."


(A/N): Well that was a pretty fast update. Most likely because out of every pair of chapters I've written this one has the least to do with the actual plot. But then again a lot of this third of the story isn't really plot heavy, but this is the most. But don't worry the plot will still pick up again near the end of the next part so no worries there. But then again the last chapter got dark so I guess I should focus on the characters that aren't serial killing sociopaths for a bit

On a brighter note I actually got more than one review! Thanks Lord NV. I hope to hear more from you in the future of this story, along with anybody who else who would review. In the meantime I need to work on the second part and then switch hands back to Ninja of Santoryu for a bit.

See you all later

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