Mane 6 vs. Big Five

Chapter 3: Pinkie Pie vs. Crump

Pinkie Pie woke up in the middle of a frozen wasteland. Shivering, she walked over to the edge of a cliff. That would be a good place not to fall.

"So, you're awake!" came a rough voice. Pinkie Pie turned to see a penguin, dressed like the Penguin from Batman. "I'm Crump, the Big Five's accountant!"

"Disguised as a penguin?" said Pinkie Pie. "You're funny!"

"Unlike you in Seasons 3 and above!" said Crump. "You're too much of a goofball there! But penguins are awesome! As soon as I've defeated you and taken your body, I'll open up an all-penguin theme park in Ponyville! Penguins shall rule Equestria! Plus, I'll have all sorts of reality-bending powers!"

"You can't use my powers just coz you're in my body," said Pinkie. "It's all Pinkie Pie!"

"We'll see about that!" said Crump. He raised his arms and shot a blast of ice at Pinkie. Pinkie blocked with her tail, which became frozen by the ice. Then she ran up to Crump and whipped him as hard as she could with her tail, shattering the ice against him. Crump staggered back.

"Argh! That hurt!" said Crump. "Time to bring out the big guns!" He pulled out an umbrella.

"That's an umbrella, silly!" said Pinkie.

"My favorite Batman villain is the Penguin," said Crump, "and I've picked up on his fighting style. My odds of victory are 99.9%!" He began shooting at Pinkie with his umbrella, which was really a machine gun.

But Pinkie was fast. Faster than Rainbow Dash. She ran so fast that the bullets all missed her, until Crump ran out of ammo. As Crump was beginning to get another umbrella, Pinkie pulled out her Party Cannon and blasted Crump with it. Crump fell howling over the cliff, vanishing into the mist below.

"Looks like he ended up like Chrysalis!" said Pinkie. "Oh, right, no he didn't, Chrysalis survived her fall. I hope penguins can't fly!"

A portal opened and Rarity came out. "Pinkie Pie! It's so nice to see a familiar face."

"I just defeated one of the Big Five," said Pinkie.

"So did I," said Rarity. "Now let's get out of this frozen wasteland."