Mane 6 vs. Big Five

Chapter 4: Applejack vs. Johnson

Applejack woke up in an apple orchard. There was a door nearby. She entered the door to find a courtroom, where Johnson appeared in his human form.

"Johnson's the name," he said. "Legal expert of the Big Five. I'm an expert at deceiving the court."

"Sounds like yeh're the opposite of the Element of Harmony," said Applejack.

"And good at it," said Johnson. "I once convinced a jury that a man who was afraid of water stole a boat!"

"That's just sad," said Applejack. "Ah'm gonna beat you and get back to Equestria!"

"I think you'll change your tone once you've seen my virtual form," said Johnson, and he transformed into Judge Man. "This court is now in session. You are on trial for being a character from a kids show that appeals to older viewers."

"And what in tarnation is wrong with that?" said Applejack.

"All kids shows must be spineless and dull. If older viewers like them they're doing something wrong."

"Shows can be appealin' to all viewers," said Applejack. "There is such a thing, ya know. Like Disney movies."

"I find you guilty," said Johnson, who could find no counter to that. "I now sentence you to death!" He threw his hammer at Applejack, but Applejack kicked it away. It smashed against the wall.

"Well, it's time to flip a coin," said Johnson. "You call it. If you win, you get a powerup. If I win, I get a bigger and stronger hammer." He flipped a coin.

"Tails!" said Applejack, for she was a tail lover, especially for Rainbow Dash's tail.

Johnson waved his fingers of his left hand as the coin landed in his right. He took a look at it. "Heads. You lose."

"Ah saw what yeh did," said Applejack. "Yeh cheated so it landed on heads!"

"You're playing in my courtroom so only my rules apply," said Johnson. A spiky metal hammer appeared in his arm and he swung it at Applejack, who ran. Johnson chased after her, smashing his hammer on the ground.

Applejack noticed a rope on the ground. She picked it up with her tail and lassoed Johnson's hammer out of his hand. The hammer flew into the air, and then Applejack kicked it at Johnson as hard as she could. The hammer hit Johnson in the face and he exploded in a shower of sparks.

A door opened and Rarity and Pinkie Pie came out.

"Am ah glad to see you," said Applejack. Pinkie and Rarity gave her a hug.