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Promises Not Made are Promises Never Kept
Flashback Twenty – Sick
"Wow, this thing is pretty fucking disgusting," Tyra commented as they dodged the attack, leaping away. Zabuza shrugged.
"Insects usually are," he replied. "We need to get rid of this thing and get out of here."
"Yeah," Tyra breathed, her eyes slightly glazed over as she stared at her feet. "Sure we do. But we need to do it without dealing with this thing. The kids are in trouble." Gaze clearing, she looked up. "We have to go. We have to ditch this giant bug and we have to leave now!"
"But I bet it makes a really awesome sound when you cut it in two!" Zabuza whined, brandishing his sword with a single hand. Tyra scowled at him.
"Stop being a little brat," she snapped. "We have to find a way out!"
"Haku and Sasuke can handle themselves," Zabuza commented without worry. "They'll be able to handle that idiot Patzu if he did fall with them."
"They're still kids, you moron," Tyra snarled as the bug raised itself up, crying out. "You are still their guardian! We have to find them!"
"I never said I wouldn't!" Zabuza exclaimed defensively, waving his sword around like it was a fork. "I'm just saying we should kill this thing first!"
"Fuck this thing!" Tyra snapped as she turned. Zabuza rolled his eyes.
"You'd enjoy that, wouldn't you-?"
"Up there!" Raising a hand, she pointed at a small, shadowy indentation in the rock wall behind them that was barely visible in the glowstick's light. "That's a tunnel, I'm sure of it! Let's go!"
"You just insist on ruining my fun, don't you?" Zabuza asked her as he jumped, dodging the larva's lunge and sending it skidding across the floor into the far wall. Leaping up, Tyra caught the ledge of the tunnel and dug her nails in, lifting her legs to brace them against the wall.
"If you want, you can stay here and I'll go on ahead, find the boys and keep them for myself," she responded, pulling herself up as she continued to speak. "And I'll make them fuck each other. After I fuck them. And make them fuck other random little girls. And other random men. And make a shitload of money doing it. And I'll send you copies of all the movies that I make at no extra cost to you so you can sit there and masturbate covered in bug guts. I'm sure it'll make great lube."
Turning, sitting in the mouth of the tunnel with one leg tangling, she looked down at him with a blank, maybe mildly expectant look on her face. Zabuza blinked at her, thought about it, and scowled.
"You're fucking sick," he stated simply before sheathing his sword and leaping up after her. Tyra caught him by the wrist, and he dangled there for a moment before she shifted appropriately to pull him up with her.
"We should high-tail it," Tyra commented as he settled next to her. "That saliva looks corrosive."
As if on cue, there was a nasty hacking sound from behind them, and something disgustingly thick smacked against the wall beside them. Immediately upon contact, the sound of hissing steam filled the air. Tyra and Zabuza exchanged glances.
"Quickly," she stated, turning inwards. "While there's still a fucking tunnel."
"Lead the way," he replied, more than happy to follow the sexy (Dammit!) woman away from the revoltingly massive insect. The entire thing reminded him of a boil full of puss. Then, after a moment. "Are the boys okay?"
There was a pause in which Zabuza's heart started to drop-
"I think so," she answered. "It's kinda blurry. Something's happening and it's not pretty."
"And this tunnel is going to take us to them?"
Tyra shrugged.
"That's my instinct," she responded. "And usually my instinct runs pretty true. If it's one thing I listen to, it's my gut. This'll take us to them."
"Your gut, huh?" Zabuza asked, mostly to himself. He blinked and thought for a moment before going out on a very high limb. "What does your gut say about fucking a…" he wiggled his eyebrows suggestively, even though she couldn't see it. "...very handsome young rogue with a very large sword?"
Tyra actually paused in her crawling for a moment to turn her head slightly- enough that Zabuza could see her eyes, but not enough for her to actually look at him.
"My gut says…" she stated after a long moment of thought. "He's hardly young, and it's not that big."
Zabuza gave her rear a very heated scowl as she continued forward.
"Sick bitch," he spat.
End Flashback Twenty – Sick
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