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THIS IS JUST FOR FUN, LIKE A BEHIND THE ACTOR STUDIO THING, BUT WITH ALTERNATE REALITIES.
I WANT NO RESPONSIBILITY OVER SPOILING THINGS FOR OTHERS.
SO THIS IS MADE WITH NO INTENTIONAL HINTS.
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Lynsie: Hello again all you wonderful loves and lovelies. And welcome back you this crazy pocket dimension of 'what ifs'. In our pilot episode, we covered 4 universes and how Lynn (my self-insert) handles different scenarios in them. There was Undertale, Underfell, Underswap, and Swapfell. But there was another I was going to do show you all...but it was too graphic to put in with the rest. So today it's getting its very own episode. We can think of this as a pilot 2.0 deal. No before my co-host shows up, there have been some questions that you readers have been asking, so let's get them out of the way.
Q: Will Frisk be in the story and if so, where is she?
A: The main point of the story is that Lynn took over Frisk's spot in the code. Sure, she's still there, and I do have a part for her to play in, but that won't be for quite some time.
Q: Is Asriel going to be a romantic interest?
A: To be honest, God Mode Asriel is hot. But to make him a love interest in the story would be so flipping awkward. Not only is he Lynn's bro but he's a flower for a good 90% of the story...uh...Let's just say no and leave it at that. But in another AU, who knows.
Q: I can't take it anymore! There are so many ships! Who is the main one already?!
A: A bit much, but I understand how annoying this could be. When I first started writing I planed 6 main males as the base for Lynn to crush on. Gaster, Sans, Papyrus, Grillby, Napstablook, and Mettaton/Happstablook. I normally don't plan much out, letting the story drive its own path as to where we end up going, but a few things did come to me in dreams and were so strong that it becomes implemented. Like how around chapter #8 I already wrote out the "Love Confession" scene. I may have to edit it a little to make it fit how things are now, but I think you'll all like it. But I'm getting off track and rambling on. To answer the question...Time will tell. Sorry...I'm just such a tease.
Chara: Yo, so we're really doing this again?
Lynsie: And with that, the questions are done. Please send me more and I'll do what I can to answer them in future spoof-sodes.
Chara: Are you serious? You started without me?
Lynsie: No dear, just getting some tasty bits off my plate.
Chara: Don't call me dear!
Lynsie: Sure thing sweety.
Chara: Bitch, don't start with me!
Lynsie: As you wish. Now quit being a baby and sit down. We're doing that thing they wanted.
Chara: What?! You mean...We're being shipped?
Lynsie: What?! No! God no! Who out there even ships us?!
Chara: Forget it. *sighs* So what ARE we doing?
Lynsie: You know. We're doing THAT AU.
Chara: ...Underlust?
Lynsie: Yep.
Chara: ...Really?
Lynsie: You're surprisingly calm about this.
Chara: After getting a show of you from Underfell and Swap fell, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little curious about it.
Lynsie: That's...very open minded of you.
Chara: So what's the rating on this going to be?
Lynsie: Considering this is Underlust, we'll be dealing with content of a very raw sexual stuff. So this is probably gonna get a Mature label and be restricted for our under 18 viewers.
Chara: Eh, makes sense.
Lynsie: Care to give out the warning?
Chara: Sure, why not. *clears throat* Warning: This shit can get raw as balls. Content may or may not contain spoilers for the game and/or story. She's leaving it up to you sinners and your filthy minds to wander to your own conclusions.
Lynsie: *pulls out the script and hands it over* Ready for this?
Chara: *scoff* Please...How bad can this really get? Scenario #1: Lynsie has gone to Mt. Ebott and is about to fall. Why does she?
UNDERLUST (OVERLY SEXUAL MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A SELF-CONSCIOUS SUBMISSIVE)
Lynn: The mountain is sort of this huge hotspot for kinky people. I mostly go there to enjoy the sights and sometimes listen to moans. It kind of turns me on. One day I found this new cave that looked really cool! But then I got a bit heated, if you get me. One thing lead to another, I got distracted, and sort of...rolled off into the pit. I probably would've died had I not landed on this huge pile of used condoms. EW! It was super gross. But Madam Toriel cleaned me up...all be it very uncomfortably.
Chara: ...
Lynsie: ...
Chara: ...I now see why this got it's own thing.
Lynsie: ...Oh dear god!
Chara: What?!
Lynsie: I just remembered that in order to leave the Ruins, you have to battle Toriel.
Chara: So?
Lynsie: Dude...Do you know what this means?! A sex duel with what is suppose to be our mom!
Chara: ...*gags* OH MY GOD WHY?!
Lynsie: I KNOW! *gags*
Chara: Quick! Change the subject!
Lynsie: You're the one with the script!
Chara: Scenario #2: Lynsie has fallen and runs into the antagonist character. What's her first impression of them?!
UNDERLUST (OVERLY SEXUAL MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A SELF-CONSCIOUS SUBMISSIVE)
Flowey: *flirty* Howdy~! I'm ROSIE~. ROSIE the ROSE~!
Lynn: *curious* Hi. What's a pretty flower like you doing in a place like this? *is it weird I think the flower is kind of cute?*
Lynsie: I don't think is going to get any cleaner than that.
Chara: I'm almost tempted to leave you here to suffer this alone. Wait...Rosie?
Lynsie: Almost? And yes. Asriel died in child birth so he never got named by Asgore and Toriel. His dust landed on roses so...Yeah. He's Rosie here.
Chara: This is sort of the high light of my day. Getting out of the endless nothing and just, I don't know...Hang out and do junk like this.
Lynsie: ...I kind of want to hug you right now.
Chara: Touch me and you die!
Lynsie: Yep...I still want to. I think I might have a hug problem.
Chara: Whatever. Scenario #3: Lynsie meets the tutorial monster.
UNDERLUST (OVERLY SEXUAL MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A SELF-CONSCIOUS SUBMISSIVE)
Lynn: Oh...my god...*gags* That flower was gonna...*nearly heaves*
Toriel: Ah, so you're the little dove I heard tweeting so loudly.
Lynn: Uh...I guess so?
Toriel: *smirks* Forgive me, little dove. I don't mean to frighten you. I'm merely not used to seeing one of your kind down here.
Lynn: What? Humans?
Toriel: No...Virgins.
Lynn: *nervous* H-how do you know...
Toriel: Little dove, I am far from inexperienced. Your voice, aura, body language...They scream untouched.
Lynn: Not to sound rude, but this is making me feel very uncomfortable. Could we please talke about something else?
Toriel: Heheh...How cute. But a fair request. Allow me to introduce myself. I am MADAM TORIEL, mistress of the RUINS. I pass through this place every day to see if anyone has fallen down or is need of tender care. You are the first human to be seen here in quite a long time.
Lynn: Hello kind madam. I'm Lynsie. *snickers* The awkward human virgin. Wow that sounded less dorky in my head.
Toriel: *smiles* Come with me, little dove. Let's get you cleaned up and then we can talk some more.
Lynn: *smiles* Thank you.
Toriel: You're very welcomed.
Lynsie: That wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
Chara: Aside from a few things, that was rather tame.
Lynsie: Maybe we over hyped this one. After all, these are still the same characters we all know...they're just more interested in bedroom play than before. I mean, take Grillby for example. His pub is a nightclub/stripclub in this AU, but he still tends the bar.
Chara: Yeah. That's not so bad.
Lynsie: Guess we meet Sans next, right?
Chara: I think so. Scenario #4: Lynsie has left the Ruins and is meeting a skeleton for the first time.
UNDERLUST (OVERLY SEXUAL MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A SELF-CONSCIOUS SUBMISSIVE)
Lynn: Holy balls! My tits are freezing!
sans: human. don't you know how to greet a new pal?
Lynn: ...Mmmm~ That voice...
sans: why not turn around and let me give you a proper well-cumming~?
Lynn: Is that a promise~? *turns around and gasps into moaning*
sans: *snickers, his hand between her legs, a buzzing noise is heard* hehehe...the old finger vibrator trick. it's ALWAYS funny. and guaranteed to make pretty girls like you beg for more~.
Lynn: *has to hold him for support* Please...
sans: *smirks* please what, you sexy minx~?
Lynn: *whimpering* Please...Stop...*eyes watering*
sans: *confused* wait, but i thought you'd...*realization makes him freak out and remove his hand* oh my god! i'm so sorry! i didn't know you were a virgin!
Lynn: *settles down to light panting*
sans: uh...you okay?
Lynn: Yeah...That was just...wow...More intense than I'm used to.
sans: again, i'm really sorry about that. virgins are like a rarity down here.
Lynn: It's okay. I forgive you. I've come to understand a lot of things down here are sex themed. It was odd at first, but heck, it makes things interesting.
sans: *smiles* that's a good thing to have here. a open mind. anyways, you're a human, right? that's hilarious.
Lynn: *smirk* Oh? And why's that so funny naughty bones?
sans: heh, because...from how much you were moaning behind that door, i could've sworn you were a monster.
Lynn: Likewise. You fap like a guy who's been blue balling for years.
sans: *holds out his hand* i'm sans. sans the skeleton.
Lynn: *shakes his hands* I'm Lynsie. Lynsie the human.
Chara: ...
Lynsie: ...
Chara: I have no words for this.
Lynsie: I was wrong...This was hyped just right.
Chara: Oh god...
Lynsie: What?
Chara: Papyrus is next...
Lynsie: What fresh hell have we unleashed?
Chara: We? No way! This is all on you.
Lynsie: You have a part in this too, mister "I'm curious to see how this goes".
Chara: Fine, whatever. Let's just do this like taking a swig of hot sauce in one quick gulp...Scenario #5: Lynsie meets the first skeleton's brother.
UNDERLUST (OVERLY SEXUAL MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A SELF-CONSCIOUS SUBMISSIVE)
Lynn: *gasping and coughing* Man...What a messed up dream. Uh...Where are am I?
PAPYRUS: HUMAN? ARE YOU AWAKE NOW?
Lynn: Papyrus?
PAPYRUS: OH, THANK GOODNESS. I WAS SO WORRIED WHEN YOU COLLAPSED. YOU SHOULD REALLY WEAR MORE APPROPRIATE CLOTHING IF YOU INTEND TO WANDER IN THE SNOW.
Lynn: To be fair, it's hot up there and I never imagined that snow would be down here.
PAPYRUS: FAIR ENOUGH. BUT HOW ARE YOU FEELING? *PUTS A HAND TO HER FOREHEAD*
Lynn: I'm still a bit chilled, but okay. Could use something hot to warm up my core. But how long was I knocked out for?
PAPYRUS: SEVERAL HOURS...*CRAWLS ON TOP OF HER*
Lynn: *blushing* Uh...What are you doing?
PAPYRUS: I MAY BE A SKELETON, BUT EVEN I KNOW THAT SHARING BODY HEAT WITH ANOTHER IS A EXCELLENT WAY TO WARM UP A SOUL IN NEED. AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO THIS THAN SNUGGLE.
Lynn: *giggles* You're so adorable.
PAPYRUS: *SMILES* YOU REALLY THINK SO?
Lynn: Sure I do. Sans really talked you up, but it didn't seem to do you justice.
PAPYRUS: *BLUSH* HMMM...DO TELL HUMAN.
Lynn: Well, for one thing, you have excellent bone structure.
PAPYRUS: *SMIRKS AND STROKES HER CHEEK* GO ON~.
Lynn: *blush* You're also handsomely dressed. I really like your belt and cape. Super cute.
PAPYRUS: *FLIRTY LOOK AND LETS A HAND TRAIL ALONG HER LEG* YOU'RE FAR TOO KIND TO ME HUMAN. SUCH A DELICATE AND SWEET FLOWER YOU ARE~.
Lynn: *bigger blush* N-no, no. You're the one who's very sweet and kind. And I thank you truly for everything. Bringing me into your home, taking care of me, keeping me warm...*breathy* So very warm~.
PAPYRUS: *SENSUAL PURRS* THINK NOTHING OF IT MY FLOWER. A GENTLEMAN MUST ALWAYS HELP A LADY IN NEED. AND JUDGING BY HOW WARM YOU ARE NOW...*ROCKS HIS HIPS A BIT* I'D SAY YOU'RE IN MUCH NEED, WOULDN'T YOU AGREE~?
Lynn: *swooning* Uh huh...
PAPYRUS: *SOFT SMILE* DO NOT WORRY MY FLOWER. I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL NOT REST TILL YOU ARE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY SATISFIED~.
Chara: *blush*...Okay...That was kind of hot.
Lynsie: *nosebleed*
Chara: Oh my god. You're such a freak!
Lynsie: Hey! Don't kink shame me here. Even you said that was hot.
Chara: Heheh...You're a filthy sinner under all that high and mighty goodness.
Lynsie: Piss off. What happens in the pocket dimension, stays in the pocket dimension.
Chara: *smirk* oh really~?
Lynsie: Why are you looking at me like that?
Chara: *licks his lips hungrily*
Lynsie: *blush* Stop making that creepy face.
Chara: *leans in close* I'm gonna make you scream my name~.
Lynsie: *slap*
Chara: *stunned* Did...did you just slap me?
Lynsie: *freaking out* Fuck yeah I slapped you! I know you can be a prick, but that's taking things to a whole new level of 'NO DAMN WAY'!
Chara: *laughs his ass off*
Lynsie: *glares* Fucking asshole.
Chara: And you love me~.
Lynsie: Okay, you're obviously either drunk or high. I think we can end things here.
Chara: What? But there's still more time.
Lynsie: Will you behave?
Chara: To the best you can expect out of me.
Lynsie: It's sad that I know that's the most I can hope for.
Chara: Just deal with it. May I read on?
Lynsie: We'll be entering new parts now. Kinds sets up spoilers for the next episode.
Chara: Tough titties there. Oh, by the way...Did Pap really bone you?
Lynsie: No. It gets kind of heavy but then Sans comes in and...
Chara: Ha! Cocked blocked by his own brother. Classic.
Lynsie: Just read the line.
Chara: Whatever bitch...Scenario #6: The first skeleton takes Lynsie to their hangout spot in Snowdin. How does that go?
UNDERLUST (OVERLY SEXUAL MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A SELF-CONSCIOUS SUBMISSIVE)
sans: come on. i bet you'd do a great job.
Lynn: I said no. I've never done that before. I'll be laughed at.
Grillby: You don't have to if you don't want to.
sans: shut up grillz. i'm trying to help her.
Grillby: And how is forcing her to go on stage going to help her?
sans: it'll help build her confidence. no one can get up there, be on that pole for even a second, and feel like they've done a bad job.
Lynn: Still, I'm not comfortable doing my first dance in front of so many. Not when that bunny up there is clearly earning some serious gold.
Grillby: Hmmm...You could take her to the campaign room. There's a pole back there to practice on.
Lynn: I don't know...That does sound more appealing then out here.
sans: see? we can build up your skills and who knows. maybe you'll even do better than me.
Lynn: You pole dance?
sans: i'm not one to brag. but i do have a few moves under my belt.
Grillby: You're being modest. He's held the title of top dancer for years.
Lynn: Holy fudge!
sans: hey. when you got it, flaunt it.
Lynn: Does Papy dance too?
sans: pap has tried in the past, but he's not a fan of it.
Grillby: Not that he doesn't have the moves or the body for it.
sans: it's just a personal preference thing.
Lynn: Huh...That's rather cute. *giggles*
sans: so what do you say? wanna give it a try?
Lynn: ...*sighs* Okay. I'll give it a shot. But only in the back.
sans: sweet! grillz, is it unlocked?
Grillby: Here. *hands over the key* No funny business you two.
Lynn: I wouldn't think of it.
sans: yeah...funny stuff is my job.
Chara: Wait, Grillby can talk here?
Lynsie: Yep. He can talk in most AUs. I think it's a good thing that helps widen his role as a character. You know? It allows him to better express himself.
Chara: I don't know about that, but the way his voice sounds all heated and stuff...That's badass.
Lynsie: So very true. Also, pole dancing aside, that was rather cute.
Chara: Ha...You're afraid to work a pole.
Lynsie: Okay, let's get this straight. Sure, each AU version of me takes on a life built from part of my original personality, I won't lie about that. There's a good me, a bad me, a scary me, a weak me, probably even a me that's a slut. I won't be a shamed about that. But the same goes for all the characters...that includes you too!
Chara: Now that's a big pile of bull shit and you know it.
Lynsie: There are AUs where you live and are a nice person. And if those old home movies tell me anything, it's that you do have good in you, even if it's such a miniscule amount and very short lived.
Chara: Say another word about how I'm good, and you'll regret it.
Lynsie: Evil can not exist without good and good can not exist without evil. They both need each other and form a balance. Even I'm not all good. Just as you aren't all evil.
Chara: *punches her in the face* I fucking told you!
Lynsie: And I accept it.
Chara: ...God you're such a freak.
Lynsie: Let's just move on.
Chara: Scenario #7: Lynsie meets a ghost for the first time.
UNDERLUST (OVERLY SEXUAL MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A SELF-CONSCIOUS SUBMISSIVE)
Lynn: *sees a ghost soul masturbating and blushes*
Napstablook: *sees her and gets flustered* Don't look at me!
Lynn: *turns away* I'm really sorry!
Napstablook: *whimpering* No, no, no...I was so close...
Lynn: Again...Very sorry. I know the frustration of not being able to finish the ride.
Napstablook: *moves close behind her* Um...I know this'll sound really weird...
Lynn: *trembles* Yeah?
Napstablook: *nervous* I normally come here because it makes moans sound really amazing...If you could...
Lynn: *blushing* You want me to moan for you? *oh my god, I share the same kink as a ghost*
Napstablook: Just for a little bit...It'll really help me...you know...finish.
Lynn: *bites bottom lip* O-okay...But we don't have to look at each other, do we?
Napstablook: *embarrassed* I'd feel better if we didn't.
Lynn: Back to back then?
Napstablook: That...that'll work.
Lynn: *sits on the floor*
Napstablook: *leans against her* Okay...I'm ready...
Lynn: *why do I find this so hot?* Alright...*weak soft moans*
Napstablook: Mmmm...little louder please.
Lynn: *embarrassed but moans louder*
Napstablook: *moans* Yes...
Lynn: *I don't know if I can handle this much longer*
Napstablook: Louder...*moans* Please moan louder~...
Lynsie: Okay, stopping that one right there.
Chara: Why?
Lynsie: Read a bit more.
Chara: *mumbles as he reads but then tenses up*
Lynsie: That's why.
Chara: Underlust you is definitely the freakiest you I can think of.
Lynsie: You'd be surprised.
Chara: So...Napstablook isn't shy in this AU?
Lynsie: He still is. Just gets a bit needy when heated up like that. They all do. Like how Sans and Papyrus grow fangs when in heat.
Chara: Really? That's kind of cool.
Lynsie: I find it rather interesting that the only character that's not sexual is Mettaton.
Chara: How come? Seems like a thing that would be up his alley.
Lynsie: In this AU he's pretty much the same, got the hot metal body and loved to flaunt it. Then one day, he was ambushed. He was rapped and beaten. Body and soul laid nearly broken beyond repair.
Chara: Shit!
Lynsie: He begged Alphys to give him a different body. He couldn't stand to be in the one that had been defiled. But she couldn't transfer him without risking his life. So she did the best she could to heal his soul. It bares a crack right down the center now. And to help ease him, she redesigned his body to a more plain appearance. Though his right eye is still broken, he wears glasses to compensate. He still looks cute to me.
Chara: Damn. I may be a demon, but even I don't cross those lines.
Lynsie: Forget something from earlier?
Chara: What?
Lynsie: Does "I'll make you scream my name" ring any bells?
Chara: That was a joke. I wasn't really going to do anything. It's called fan-service.
Lynsie: *sighs* Moving on.
Chara: Scenario #8: Lynsie meets Alphys. What was that like?
UNDERLUST (OVERLY SEXUAL MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A SELF-CONSCIOUS SUBMISSIVE)
Alphys: So this is my lab.
Lynn: Very impressive.
Alphys: This is Mettaton.
Mettaton: Hello there.
Lynn: Hi there. Nice bow tie.
Mettaton: *smiles* Thank you.
Alphys: Moving on...And this, is my greatest achievement. My prized possessions.
Lynn: Oh cool. You have anime and manga.
Alphys: Not just any type of anime and manga. I sport the Underground's largest collection of hentia! Ranging from the basic guy and girl stuff, to my personal favorites, yaoi and yuri. Got a kink? I probably got something with it in all this.
Lynn: ...
Alphys: You okay?
Lynn: I have no words. I'm too impressed.
Alphys: Awww, thanks.
Chara: That was kind of predictable. Even for a AU like this.
Lynsie: Once a otaku, always a otaku.
Chara: Scenario #9: Lynsie and the robot spend some time together off camera.
UNDERLUST (OVERLY SEXUAL MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A SELF-CONSCIOUS SUBMISSIVE)
Lynn: This is nice.
Mettaton: I know right? Everyone around here is just so slutty. Why is it so hard to just relax and not have to do anything sexual?
Lynn: I have to agree with you there. Though I have to be honest. Sluttiness aside, they're good people. Never a dull moment. *giggles* Sans has been giving me pole dancing lessons while Papyrus is teaching me the art of lap dancing. It's adorable how into it they get.
Mettaton: It really doesn't bother you?
Lynn: Sometimes. But I can't deny that I have my own urges. Not that I can do anything about it.
Mettaton: What do you mean?
Lynn: *sighs and blushes* I'm a 28 year old virgin. I have no clue what the hell to do with myself when I get...you know...heated. I know a few things. But...*looks away shamefully* Don't tell anyone this.
Mettaton: Darling, I vow this stays between us. You can trust me.
Lynn: *glups* I...I've never been able to...cross the finish line. If you get my meaning.
Mettaton: *blushing* Oh...Oh my...
Lynn: It sucks! All this build up and heat. Only for the feeling to suddenly just shut off when so near. It's so frustrating! Now I fully understand the Sisyphus myth.
Mettaton: Sisyphus?
Lynn: A bad guy in Greek Myth made to push a boulder up a tall mountain for eternity. Once the boulder gets close to reaching the top, it rolls back down and he has to start over again. That's what I feel like each time.
Mettaton: You poor thing.
Lynn: *awkward*
Mettaton: *feels bad for her* Dear I...*flustered*...I could probably help you.
Lynn: *blush* No...No, I couldn't ask you to do that. Not after what you told me happened to you. It wouldn't be right.
Mettaton: Are you sure? If it would help you...
Lynn: Happs, just sitting here and talking with you helps more than some quick spasm of nerves. You're my friend. I'd never do anything to make you uncomfortable. Even if you're the one offering.
Mettaton: *tears up*
Lynn: Happstablook?
Mettaton: *sniffles* Can I have a hug please?
Lynn: *practically tackles him in comforting embrace* It's okay sweety. I'm here. It's going to be okay.
Mettaton: *holds her tight* Thanks you. Thank you so much.
Lynsie: *sniffles*
Chara: Are you crying?
Lynsie: That was touching. I can't help it.
Chara: Man, you're such a loser.
Lynsie: Wow, I've heard better insults on a kindergarten playground.
Chara: Fuck you.
Lynsie: You wish.
Chara: What?
Lynsie: Read the last one. We're almost out of time.
Chara: Fine...Scenario #10: Lynsie meets Undyne. How does that go?
UNDERLUST (OVERLY SEXUAL MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A SELF-CONSCIOUS SUBMISSIVE)
Undyne: So...You're the human?
Lynn: *nervous* Uh...yes? *holy shit! the Captain of the Royal Harem! I'm so dead!*
Undyne: *chuckles* Yep. You're most definitely a virgin. Just look at you squirm. Heh...How the fuck did you get this far without having that cherry popped?
Lynn: Very, very carefully.
Undyne: I have to thank you punk.
Lynn: You do?
Undyne: Yeah. If a virgin like you can get by my men without fucking, then it tells me one of three things.
Lynn: And that is?
Undyne: One, you have some freaky virgin power and can sway males without sex.
Lynn: I believe that's called being nice.
Undyne: Not that one. Two, they went easy on you out of pity.
Lynn: Nope. I had to work to get past your sex guards.
Undyne: Then it must be the third one. I've been going too easy on them. I'll have to increase the training by a million percent!
Lynn: Don't you think that's a bit much?
Undyne: What?
Lynn: If I were a threat, yeah, me getting by would be a very bad thing. But I'm just a silly little virgin. I couldn't hurt a thing, let alone, bang anyone to death. Heck, I don't even want to go near Asgore and leave. I like it here.
Undyne: *smack* You don't get to make choices like that. You're just a human. You're a threat no matter what action you take.
Lynn: *glares* If you really believed that I'd be dead right now.
Undyne: *puts a spear in her face* Bitch, do you want this pear up your ass? 'Cause I'll gladly make that wish come true.
Lynn: No you wouldn't. It would disgrace a dom like you to assault a sub when no safe word or guidelines have been establish.
Undyne: *surprised* How do you know the S&M code?
Lynn: My Madam taught me. No one out doms her.
Undyne: Bullshit! The only Madam down here was the Queen. And no one's seen her in ages.
Lynn: You mean Toriel. Yeah, she my Madam.
Undyne: WHAT?! *spear vanishes* You're under the teachings of the master of masters?!
Lynn: *smirk* Jealous~?
Undyne: Jealous? *laughs* I feel sorry for Madam. Having such a weak sub under her care.
Lynn: ...Bitch, you just mad at my virgin swagger.
Undyne: *growls* Oh it's so on!
Chara: *laughs*
Lynsie: Okay, that was fucking funny.
Chara: I can't believe there's a you that would actually call Undyne a bitch to her face. Underlust you has my respect now.
Lynsie: Your respect is gained in weird ways.
Chara: I still like the you from Underfell and Swapfell more. Mmmm...Underfell Lynn...
Lynsie: And we're back to being creepy. *alarm* Great timing.
Chara: *day dreaming*
Lynsie: Dude, we have to get ready to leave.
Chara: Shut up...I'm having a moment.
Lynsie: Oh for the love of Toby Fox. *forehead flick*
Chara: Bitch!
Lynsie: Sadly that's much better than what I think you were doing.
Chara: I'm gonna fuck Fell you.
Lynsie: You'd have better luck boning Swap me. And I'm pretty sure she'd give one hell of a fight too.
Chara: That bubbly sugar coated wuss? *scoff*
Lynsie: I'm surprised you'd dismiss her so easily. After all...*dark grin* It's always the ones you least suspect that are the most dangerous.
Chara: *blush*
Lynsie: Dude?
Chara: *grabs her face and kisses deeply*
Lynsie: *kicks him between the legs*
Chara: *in pain on the floor*
Lynsie: *glaring* I'm going to blame that on all the stimuli that was made in this episode. But so help me, if you ever do that again...
Chara: *pained chuckling* That's right...Let the hate flow through you...ow.
Lynsie: *sigh* You're too determined for your own good. But on that note, it's time we say bye for now.
Chara: You...You're still wanting to do this? Even after what just happened?
Lynsie: If you haven't learned it by now, I'm very forgiving. But even I have my limits. So be a smart boy and don't press your luck. Unless you want to stay in the nothingness forever.
Chara: *wincing* Fine...I'm sorry.
Lynsie: Apology accepted. So till next time...This is Lynsie, the Pacifist human anomaly...
Chara: And me...*groan* Chara...the first child and demonic killer of everything...ow...
Lynsie: Saying goodbye till next time.
Chara: I regret nothing!
Lynsie: Same here bro.
