WARNING: IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THE GAME YET, OR READ MY MAIN STORY, OR KNOW WHAT ANY OF THE AUs ARE, THEN THIS WILL MAKE NO SENSE.
THIS IS JUST FOR FUN, LIKE A BEHIND THE ACTOR STUDIO THING, BUT WITH ALTERNATE REALITIES.
I WANT NO RESPONSIBILITY OVER SPOILING THINGS FOR OTHERS.
SO THIS IS MADE WITH NO INTENTIONAL HINTS.
I'M LEAVING IT UP TO YOUR IMAGINATIONS IF YOU THINK SOMETHINGS A CLUE HERE OR NOT.
ENJOY.
Lynsie: Hello all you wonderful lovelies! And welcome back to what is the last part of the main pilot spoofisode. Yes, that's what I'm calling them, I want that trademarked! I might do another pilot stand alone, but relax, it's not UnderLust, so please calm down. I can't believe how far the main story has gotten so far. 30+ chapters. For the love of god, I don't plan on hitting 100. I think if it got that long I'd need some of you to slap some sense into me while screaming "JUST END IT ALREADY!". But yeah. While I don't plan on UNDERTALE being so incredibly long, it's far from short or being the last thing I do that's Undertale related. Currently on my profile here and my DeviantArt page, there's a poll I'm leaving up for until we get to the part about meeting Asgore. Giving all of you plenty of time to pick from the 3 choices. I haven't received y any questions that I can recall, so no Q&A in this thing this time. *checks cell phone* Looks like my co-host is running a tad late. No worries though. I'm sure they'll be here any moment now.
[10 minutes later]
Lynsie: Yep. Any minute now.
[30 minutes later]
Lynsie: He is so lucky the timer doesn't start till the both of us are in here.
[1 hour later]
Lynsie: Where the fuck are you, you chicken shit piss ant?! Do you know the crap I had to do to get this set up approved? If you're not here in the next 10 seconds, I'm out! One...two...three...
*rift in space time opens*
Lynsie: Finally!
*Chara enters but is not the same, this Chara is...colorful*
Lynsie: Dude? You okay?
Chara: *cool smile with finger guns* You know it bromigo.
*. . .*
Lynsie: Fresh?
Chara!Fresh: What up anomawesome!
Lynsie: Fresh! *glomps* Dude! It's been ages!
Chara!Fresh: *hugs* Not so loud amigo. You know what'll happen if that uncool bully bro Error finds out I'm chillin' here.
Lynsie: My bad. But no worries. I'll keep your code on the DL and off his radar. So tell me...How did you get all up in demon boy's grill?
Chara!Fresh: Okay, so get this. I'm zoomin' through the interdenominational pathway, mindin' my own hip self, when this edgy uncool cat comes out of nowhere. Now, I could tell this bro was just full of unfresh My Chemical Romance feels. So I figured, maybe a change in perspective could make the kids frown pull off a 180 into a funky smile. But the bully bro wasn't too cool about me infectin' them, so there was a, how do I put this...hardcore beef struggle for control.
Lynsie: Did you ware him down with the "Yo mama" jokes?
Chara!Fresh: Bro acts like he's never heard a good joke before.
Lynsie: His funny bone is out of serious whack. It's not you, it's all him...That and he's got beef with Sans of all kinds.
Chara!Fresh: So he's a major hater. Most uncool. But once I got him under control, I just followed the road he was set on. Hopin' to see if I could help freshen up some lucky soul. Go figure I pop out to hang with my anomaly buddy.
Lynsie: Awww...I know you don't know positive emotions, but you sure know how to always get me smiling.
Chara!Fresh: True. But I so dig the compliments. So now tell me...What's a hip happin' fresh girl like you doin' with a edgy uncool bro like this Beastie Boy?
Lynsie: He's kinda my co-host for this internet thing I do. *points to camera* We take a look at other time lines with versions of me in them and check out the differences.
Chara!Fresh: So we're online now?
Lynsie: Kind of. I record what happens then write it down later. It's part of the deal I made with grumpy glitches.
Chara!Fresh: So you and Error got tight now?
Lynsie: Oh, he still wants me dead. But I'm not that big or bad of a anomaly that he's zoned in on. So making little deals with him is simple.
Chara!Fresh: Whatcha do to get this setup?
Lynsie: ...I don't want to talk about it.
Chara!Fresh: Brah, the truth will set you free.
Lynsie: I'll tell you later. Off camera. But this stays with us, dig?
Chara!Fresh: It's cool. We 'ight.
Lynsie: Okay, so in this one, we're finishing up where we left off in the main four universes. Undertale, Underfell, Underswap, and SwapFell.
Chara!Fresh: Did you check any other AUs out?
Lynsie: We did check out Underlust, that had to get its own thing for naughty reasons. If I remember right, you met Lust!Sans once.
Chara!Fresh: I did. Nice bro. But I had to skool him in boundaries.
Lynsie: He wanted to frik you?
Chara!Fresh: Most uncool.
Lynsie: I feel you brah. But all is good. That world is done with for now. Though I was thinking of seeing another in its place. You ever hear of HorrorTale?
Chara!Fresh: Which one?
Lynsie: The one with the Sans that has the cracked skull and carries an ax. Not the one with the Sans that looks like a bulldog with that odd under bite.
Chara!Fresh: Heard of it, but haven't been there. You know me, I don't like to hang with the unfresh bully bros.
Lynsie: It's in my maybe pile. Error hasn't finished going over the core data for that universe yet, so I don't know much more than bits and pieces.
Chara!Fresh: Hold up. He's sharin' info with you?
Lynsie: Part of the deal sweety. He's tracking worlds with a ME in them and making sure they're not screwing up the time lines. So far so good. But I think enough has been said and enough time killed. Want to help me be my co-host and get this show feeling fresh? *offers script* I must warn you though, Underfell and SwapFell have some very colorful language, I know that's something you don't like and often censor.
Chara!Fresh: *takes script and reads it* Not bad...A bit suggestive in some parts. Not a fan of the swears, that's for sure. But you do have me curious now. How is it that you have a script when you open up the window to the worlds?
Lynsie: The script is based on the core data. I have no clue what'll actually happen once we start watching. But if it goes too far, I stop it.
Chara!Fresh: Hmmm...Okay. I'll help my home-slice out.
Lynsie: For really reals?
Chara!Fresh: Not like I have much of choice. You're my best bud, one of the rare few that don't wiggidy wig out when they see me, plus...this sounds like it can be fun.
Lynsie Alrighty! Let's get this party pummpin'! Cue the warning to our audience.
Chara!Fresh: Warning: This spoof can be a bit unfresh for those with weak cool factors. Spoilers may or may not happen. But what's life without a little mystery, ya feelin' me dawgs? Who knows really, we leave it up to you.
Lynsie: A much better reading than what demon boy says. So with a long as heck wait that I'm sorry about, we begin as we were before.
Chara!Fresh: Scenario #6: The first funky skeleton takes his good buddy Lynsie to their hangout spot in Snowdin. How does that go homie?
UNDERTALE (FRIENDLY MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A TOMBOY GEEK)
sans: so sweetheart, what do you think of my bro, cool or not cool?
Lynn: Dude, Pap is way super cool!
sans: heh, yeah. you'd be cool too if you wore that outfit like he does all the time.
Lynn: If it's not broke, don't fix it.
sans: so true. yo! grillby, we'll have a double order of burg and fries. and two bottles of my usual.
Grillby: ... *takes the order and leaves*
Lynn: Shame he doesn't speak. I bet he'd have a really hot voice.
sans: careful kiddo. when playing with fire, you're likely to get burned.
Lynn: Good to know. I don't want to get emberrassed. *snicker*
sans: heheh...good pun. you're on fire today.
Lynn: I think that's just Grillby.
sans: *laughs*
Grillby: *comes back with food* ...
sans: thanks grillbz.
Lynn: So we're drinking ketchup?
sans: *smirk* is that a problem?
Lynn: *grin* Nope. *drinks*
sans: *blush*
Grillby: ... *I need a drink*
UNDERFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A DARK PUNK)
sans: so doll, what do you think of my bro, bad or not bad?
Lynn: You're brother is an asshole. A badass, yes. But is such a major prick!
sans: yeah, you'd be like that too if you were gunning for overthrowing the captain of the royal guard.
Lynn: Ambitious. I can respect that.
sans: grillby, i'll have an order of burg and fries. and a bottle of my usual...i guess the same for my pet too.
Grillby: Sans, don't you know how to read? *cocky smirk* Animals must be tied up outside.
Lynn: *sneers* My body is composed of over 80% water. Go ahead. Keep pissing me off. I dare you.
Grillby: ...I like you. You have fire in your eyes. Be right back. *leaves*
sans: wow...a genuine compliment from grillby. so miracles can happen.
Lynn: Oh thank god...I was bluffing.
sans: really?
Lynn: Well, the water part is true. But to really hurt him with it, it would be my blood, and spilling too much of that will make me dead. Probably a lot faster than he'd fizzle out.
sans: not bad kiddo. though a word of advice...don't bluff. if the wrong monster finds out, you're as good as dead.
Lynn: I wanted to make a good fire related threat but my thoughts went up in smoke.
sans: *snickers* you seem on fire now.
Lynn: Nope, that's still Grillby. *chuckles*
Grillby: *comes back with food* Here's your food. Just don't forget to pay for it this time.
sans: thanks grillbz.
Lynn: So we're drinking mustard?
sans: *smirk* is that a problem pet?
Lynn: *grin* Nope. *drinks*
sans: *blush*
Grillby: *Heheh...I'm so blackmailing him with this*
UNDERSWAP (FRIENDLY MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE GOOF)
papyrus: so babe, what do you think of my bro, cool or not cool?
Lynn: Golly, Sans is way mega cool!
papyrus: heh, yeah. you'd be cool too if you wore that outfit like he does all the time.
Lynn: It looks good on him. Super cute.
papyrus: so true. yo! muffet, we'll have a double order of doughnuts. and two bottles of my usual.
Muffet: ... *takes the order and leaves*
Lynn: Shame she doesn't speak. I bet she'd have a really creepy voice.
papyrus: careful kiddo. when playing with spiders, you're likely to get wrapped up.
Lynn: Oh no. I don't want to be a web head. *snicker*
papyrus: heheh...good pun. you're really spinning them out today.
Lynn: I think that's Muffet's job.
papyrus: *laughs*
Muffet: *comes back with food* ...
papyrus: thanks muffy.
Lynn: So we're drinking Honey?
papyrus: *smirk* is that a problem?
Lynn: *smiles* Nope. *drinks*
papyrus: *blush*
Muffet: ... *I need a drink*
SWAPFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE PUNK)
papyrus:so sugar, what do you think of my bro, bad or not bad?
Lynn: You're brother is douche. A bad guy, yes. But kind of creepy sometimes.
papyrus:yeah, you'd be like that too if you were gunning for overthrowing the captain of the royal guard.
Lynn: Trying to take Alphys's job? For a skeleton, he has guts.
papyrus:*snickers* muffet, i'll have an order of doughnuts. and a bottle of my usual...i guess the same for my pet too.
Muffet: Papyrus, don't you know how to read? *cocky smirk* Animals must be tied up outside.
Lynn: *glare* I hear it's good luck to make wishes as you pull off spider legs. Care to help me test that?
Muffet: ...A spirited creature, isn't she. Be right back. *leaves*
papyrus: wow...i think you actually rattled her. so miracles can happen.
Lynn: Oh thank god...I was bluffing.
papyrus: really?
Lynn: Well, the make a wish part is true. Some people are just sick. But to be honest, spiders always creeped me out. I used to fear them, but I studied them for a bit to get over it. Now they just make my skin crawl.
papyrus: not bad kiddo. though a word of advice...don't bluff. if the wrong monster finds out, you're as good as dead.
Lynn: Noted. I shall not make a web of lies again.
papyrus: *snickers* you seem to be spinning them now.
Lynn: Nope, that's still Muffet. *chuckles*
Muffet: *comes back with food* Here's your meal. Just don't forget to pay for it this time.
papyrus: thanks muffy.
Lynn: So we're drinking barbecue sauce?
papyrus: *smirk* is that a problem pet?
Lynn: *grin* Nope. *drinks*
papyrus: *blush*
Muffet: *Heheh...I'm so blackmailing him with this*
Lynsie: And that's how this show rolls.
Chara!Fresh: Huh. Not bad really. Though two of you I'm surprised are uncool bully brahs.
Lynsie: Yeah. They can be quite the haters, but at least SwapFell me is less of a jerk.
Chara!Fresh: For that, I am grateful.
Lynsie: I do find that a little odd about you.
Chara!Fresh: What?
Lynsie: You dislike mean things and violence. Yet from the little bit of info Error managed to get on you, you've done some pretty gnarly things.
Chara!Fresh: I'd rather not talk about that stuff.
Lynsie: No worries fruit loop, I know not to pry. Shall we continue?
Chara!Fresh: Sure thing broskie. Scenario #7: Lynsie meets a fresh ghost bro for the first time.
UNDERTALE (FRIENDLY MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A TOMBOY GEEK)
Napstablook: zzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzz...
Lynn: Dude, I know you're not sleeping.
Napstablook: *small gasp* Y-yes I am...zzzzzzzzz...
Lynn: *sighs and sits on the floor*
Napstablook: *goes over to her*
Lynn: Huh? What's up?
Napstablook: H-hey...You okay?
Lynn: Y-yeah. I hope I didn't creep you out just now. I space out when I think really hard.
Napstablook: No, you're okay. Sorry for blocking the way. I usually come to the RUINS because there's nobody around...
Lynn: It is a peacefully quiet place, isn't it?
Napstablook: Yeah. Normally I just lay here and drift along to the song of the universe.
Lynn: You like music?
Napstablook: I...I'm sort of a musician. I like to make mixes.
Lynn: Really? So you're like a DJ. That's so cool!
Napstablook: You...you really think so?
Lynn: Totally! Say...Do you wanna listen to some of my music? *pulls out MP3 player*
Napstablook: *true smile* I usually come to the RUINS because there's nobody around...But today I met someone nice...
UNDERFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A DARK PUNK)
Napstablook: zzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzz...
Lynn: Dude, I know you're not sleeping.
Napstablook: *small growl* Y-yes I am...zzzzzzzzz...
Lynn: *growls back*
Napstablook: *gets up and glares*
Lynn: *smirks* See? Not sleeping.
Napstablook: You bitch.
Lynn: Heard that one. Try something else.
Napstablook: You really want to do this? Because no one can dis like I can.
Lynn: I can take it. I might learn a thing or two while we're here.
Napstablook: ...You know, I come here to get away from dorks like you. All I wanted was to lay here, let my head go blank, and jam out.
Lynn: You like music?
Napstablook: I...I'm sort of a musician. I like to make mixes.
Lynn: Really? So you're like a DJ. That's...that's rather cool actually.
Napstablook: You...you really think so?
Lynn: Yeah. I respect people that follow their passion. Say...Do you wanna hear some of my tunes? *pulls out MP3 player*
Napstablook: *stunned* For real? Not joking?
Lynn: For real. No fooling.
Napstablook: *creepy smile* I usually come to the RUINS because there's nobody around...But today I met someone alright...
UNDERSWAP (FRIENDLY MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE GOOF)
Happstablook: zzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzz...
Lynn: Ummm, I know you're not sleeping.
Happstablook: *small gasp* Y-yes I am...zzzzzzzzz...
Lynn: *sighs and sits on the floor*
Happstablook: *goes over to her*
Lynn: Huh? What's up?
Happstablook: H-hey...You okay?
Lynn: Y-yeah. Hope I wasn't weird or anything.
Happstablook: No, you're okay. Sorry for blocking the way. I usually come to the RUINS because there's nobody around...
Lynn: It's a peaceful place, isn't it?
Happstablook: Yeah. Normally I just lay here and drift along to the song of the universe.
Lynn: You like music?
Happstablook: I...I sort of write musicals. I'd like to be a tv star someday.
Lynn: Really? That's so cool!
Happstablook: You...you really think so?
Lynn: Yeah! Do you wanna listen to some of my music? *pulls out MP3 player*
Happstablook: *true smile* I usually come to the RUINS because there's nobody around...But today I met someone very nice...
SWAPFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE PUNK)
Happstablook: zzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzz...
Lynn: Dude, I know you're not sleeping.
Happstablook: *small growl* Y-yes I am...zzzzzzzzz...
Lynn: *pokes*
Happstablook: *gets up and glares*
Lynn: Uh...Good morning?
Happstablook: You bitch.
Lynn: Look, I just need to get by you and I'm out of your life.
Happstablook: You think I'm letting you off that easily?
Lynn: Probably not. But I understand. If you need to unload some rage, I'll take it.
Happstablook: ...You know, I come here to get away from dorks like you. All I wanted was to lay here, let my head go blank, and relax to some music.
Lynn: You like music?
Happstablook: I...I sort of write musicals. I'd like to be a tv star someday.
Lynn: So you're like a playwright. That's...that's rather impressive actually.
Happstablook: You...you really think so?
Lynn: Yeah. I respect people that follow their dreams. Say...Do you wanna hear some of my tunes? *pulls out MP3 player*
Happstablook: *stunned* For real? Not joking?
Lynn: For real. No fooling.
Happstablook: *creepy smile* I usually come to the RUINS because there's nobody around...But today I met someone alright...
Chara!Fresh: Now that was fresh.
Lynsie: I like it. Very sweet really.
Chara!Fresh: Shall we keep it going?
Lynsie: Yes please.
Chara!Fresh: Scenario #8: Lynsie meets cool beans Alphys. What was that like?
UNDERTALE (FRIENDLY MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A TOMBOY GEEK)
Alphys: S-so this is the lab.
Lynn: Very impressive.
Alphys: This is Mettaton.
Mettaton: Hello there darling~.
Lynn: Hi.
Mettaton: *seductive wink* Why not spend time with me instead~?
Alphys: M-moving on...And this, is my greatest achievement. My prized possessions.
Lynn: Oh cool. You have anime and manga.
Alphys: Y-you like anime and manga too? I sport the Underground's l-largest collection! I have just about every kind there is.
Lynn: ...
Alphys: You okay?
Lynn: So freaking awesome!
Alphys: Awww, thanks.
UNDERFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A DARK PUNK)
Alphys: So this is my ingenious laboratory of madness.
Lynn: Very intimidating.
Alphys: And this is Mettaton.
Mettaton: *coy scoff* So you're the human? *looks up and down* Not bad. Could use a touch up here and there.
Lynn: Nice to meet you too, bitch.
Mettaton: *smirks* Oh I like you~.
Alphys: Enough of that...And this, is my greatest achievement. My prized possessions.
Lynn: Neat. You have anime and manga.
Alphys: Not just any type of anime and manga. I sport the Underground's largest collection of gore! Blood, guts, death, and destruction! Only the very best of the very worst.
Lynn: ...
Alphys: Human?
Lynn: I have no words. Other than...Let's watch!
Alphys: Yes!
UNDERSWAP (FRIENDLY MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE GOOF)
Alphys: So...You're the human?
Lynn: *nervous* Y-yes? *oh my god! the Captain of the Royal Guard! I'm so dead!*
Alphys: *chuckles* Yep. You're most definitely the human. Just look at you squirm.
Lynn: Ummm...Aren't you going to kill me?
Alphys: Kill you? *laughs*
Lynn: *confused*
Alphys: A weak little wuss like you. As much as we need the soul, it would be a disgrace to kill you.
Lynn: Hey, I can tough.
Alphys: Please. I bet you'd die if I sneezed on you too hard.
Lynn: *pouts* I would not.
Alphys: Relax kid. Not killing you is a good thing. If I offed you, I'd never hear the end of it from Sans.
Lynn: Nope. He's very protective.
Alphys: Hmmm...Tell you what. How about I give you some training.
Lynn: Really?
Alphys: Sure. I'll help you build up some muscle and then we can try to have a proper battle.
Lynn: *nervous again*
Alphys: Oh come on. Don't be such a wimp.
Lynn: I can't help it. You can very scary.
Alphys: *face palm* Argh...I have my work cut cut out for me.
Lynn: I'm sorry.
Alphys: *surprised* No, no! It's okay, I swear.
Lynn: You sure?
Alphys: Yeah...I like a good challenge.
SWAPFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE PUNK)
Alphys: So...You're the human?
Lynn: Yeah, that's me. *this is the Captain of the Royal Guard?*
Alphys: *chuckles* Spirited little runt aren't you. I expect as much from a pet of those loser skeletons.
Lynn: *glares* I'm sorry, I think I misheard you. For a second, I thought you said something regretable.
Alphys: Awww...Does the weak pet think it can defend it's weaker masters?
Lynn: *slaps her in the face*
Alphys: *stunned* You...You hit me?
Lynn: I don't like to start trouble. That's why I wait for someone more idiotic to do it for me. So go ahead. Give me a reason to really kick your ass.
Alphys: *rubs face and laughs* Now there's something new. You don't have to showoff your strength. It makes others underestimate you. Leaves them open. Clever girl.
Lynn: I believe that's called strategy.
Alphys: And a sharp wit too. Maybe you'd like to join up and be my pet instead?
Lynn: No thanks. Even if being a pet to the brothers is hell, it's a hell I don't find too unpleasant.
Alphys: Heh, quite the freak, aren't you?
Lynn: Your opinion of me means very little to me. *dark smirk* After all, you're no real danger to me.
Alphys: What?
Lynn: I am a human, a threat to your whole race. If I wanted to, I could wipe out every single one of you. But I hate humanity. It's a pathetic creature. I respect monsters too much to see them harmed. So I bow down. I keep away from Asgore. I stay where I belong.
Alphys: *punch* You don't get to make choices like that. You're just a human. You're a threat no matter what action you take. And as I see it, you're just a pet that needs to be put down.
Lynn: *sneer* If you really believed that I'd be dead right now.
Alphys: *puts a spear in her face* Bitch, do you want this spear down your throat? 'Cause I'll gladly make that wish come true.
Lynn: No you wouldn't. Like there's any honor in killing me outside of battle? Oh the things others will say. They'll think you're a coward.
Alphys: *growls* Don't mock me!
Lynn: Then think before you speak.
Alphys: I'll kill you!
Lynn: Then do it!
Alphys: *flinches and spear vanishes* ...You're either very brave, or very stubborn. But you don't back down when pushed. You have my respect human.
Lynn: *nods* I have to say the same. Now I see why Papyrus talks you up.
Alphys: Does he now?
Lynn: Yeah...It can be annoying at times.
Alphys: *chuckles* Get used to it punk.
Lynsie: Well that went all over the place.
Chara!Fresh: I'm not a fan of that last one.
Lynsie: I did warn you. But I also apologize for such things.
Chara!Fresh: Apology accepted.
Lynsie: Only two more left now.
Chara!Fresh: Scenario #9: Lynsie and the funky robot bro spend some time together off camera.
UNDERTALE (FRIENDLY MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A TOMBOY GEEK)
Lynn: Please Metta, enough with the teasing.
Mettaton: But darling, you look so cute when flustered.
Lynn: I just want to relax.
Mettaton: Oh? Is everything alright?
Lynn: I'm just not feeling up to all the craziness right now.
Mettaton: Would it help if I offer you a little massage?
Lynn: *looks at him funny* Are you being honest or is this a ploy to have your own fun?
Mettaton: *dramatic gasp* Darling! I'm shocked you would even think such a thing.
Lynn: Really? You tried to cop a feel during movie night.
Mettaton: *blushing* My hand slipped. It was an honest misunderstanding.
Lynn: *blank look*
Mettaton: *nervous* Dear?
Lynn: *sighs* You're lucky I like you or this talk wouldn't be happening.
Mettaton: *delighted sparkles* You like me?!
Lynn: *awkward* Yeah...
Mettaton: *hugs her tight* Oh darling! I knew you cared! *smooches cheek* Thanks you!
Lynn: *blush* You're welcomed.
Mettaton: Awww...So cute~!
UNDERFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A DARK PUNK)
Lynn: Please Metta, enough with the bitching.
Mettaton: Honey, you haven't even begun to hear me bitch.
Lynn: I just want to go home and relax.
Mettaton: Oh? And being with me isn't relaxing enough?
Lynn: Frankly no. I'm stressed out and probably in for a beating when I get to Snowdin.
Mettaton: You know...*coy smirk* I could help put you more at ease if you let me~.
Lynn: *glares* Don't even think about touching me. I won't fall for that same trick twice.
Mettaton: *dramatic mock gasp* Darling! I'm hurt you'd say such harsh things.
Lynn: Don't bull shit me. You ground into my back so hard I still have the bruise.
Mettaton: *light blushing* I couldn't help myself dear. *cups her chin* Such a rose laying beside me. Can you really blame me? I mean, I did restrain my more...*lustful growl* stronger urges~.
Lynn: *dead look*
Mettaton: *confused* Sweety?
Lynn: *sighs* I would slap you, but I don't want to break my hand.
Mettaton: *smiles* Don't lie. You know you like me~.
Lynn: *awkward* Yeah...No.
Mettaton: *hugs her tight from behind* Oh darling, you can try to run, but know this...No matter where you hide, or what you say, you are mine~.
Lynn: This collar says otherwise.
Mettaton: *dark chuckles* We'll see about that.
UNDERSWAP (FRIENDLY MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE GOOF)
Lynn: Please Naps, can I hear some more?
Napstaton: But cutie, you look so tired.
Lynn: Come on, I'm not sleepy.
Napstaton: Oh? Then why are you yawning?
Lynn: But I'm not...*yawns*
Napstaton: *snickers* See?
Lynn: I can stay up, I swear it.
Napstaton: *gasp* No cutie-pie. Don't ruin those pretty lips with swears.
Lynn: *blush* You tease.
Napstaton: *blushing* Maybe. But I only tease you sweetheart. You're special.
Lynn: *more blushing* Awww...
Napstaton: *hugs her* You know I care about you, right?
Lynn: Really?
Napstaton: Of course I do. You're my little co-star.
Lynn: Awww! *hugs him tight* I care about you too!
Napstaton: *smooches cheek* You are just so darn cute!
Lynn: *blush and giggles* Oh no, I was smooched by a ghost.
Napstaton: *laugh* There's plenty more where that came from sweetness ~.
SWAPFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE PUNK)
Lynn: Please Naps, can you turn it down a little?
Napstaton: Baby, this is as low as my jams get.
Lynn: *sighs* I could use a nap. My head is killing me.
Napstaton: Oh? Does my little human need her mix master to help her sleep?
Lynn: Not when you say it like that. But if you try asking again...*hinting*
Napstaton: Okay sugar...*leans in close* Would you like it if I help you relax into slumber?
Lynn: *smirks* Now that was much better. And yes, your help would be nice.
Napstaton: *wraps his arms around her* You drive me crazy sometimes.
Lynn: Oh? Do tell Sir Mix-a-Bot.
Napstaton: *nuzzles her neck* You can be so cold and yet so kind. Like a long intro that leads to a wicked solo. If you can wait through the long drawl, the reward is so worth it~. *nips at her neck*
Lynn: *shudders* Naps, don't do that.
Napstaton: *confused* Hmmm?
Lynn: *blush* I just want to sleep. Please don't tease like that.
Napstaton: *smirks* Don't lie to yourself. You know you like me~.
Lynn: *awkward* So what if I do. I said stop, so please stop.
Napstaton: Oh my dear dove, you can try to run, but know this...No matter where you hide, or what you say, you will always be mine~.
Lynn: This collar says otherwise.
Napstaton: *dark chuckles* We'll see about that.
Lynsie: Okay, that got a bit much.
Chara!Fresh: I...I don't think I understand what was happening.
Lynsie: Really?
Chara!Fresh: Oh, I understand what they were doing. I just don't understand why they reacted like that.
Lynsie: Oh Fresh sweety...We really need to hangout more and I can explain emotions to you better.
Chara!Fresh: I do understand a few emotions.
Lynsie: Which ones?
Chara!Fresh: Mostly fear and anger. Those are the most common emotions I get out of these hosts, so I know those well.
Lynsie: *pouts*
Chara!Fresh: Brah?
Lynsie: I feel bad for you. Sure, most emotions are best not knowing. Like sadness, doubt, and worry. But you're missing out on the good ones. Like joy, amusement, and love.
Chara!Fresh: Do you mean love or LV?
Lynsie: Love, as in caring for someone stronger than you do for yourself.
Chara!Fresh: Yep. Don't know that one.
Lynsie: *sighs* Let's just finish it.
Chara!Fresh: Scenario #10: Lynsie meets edgy Undyne. How does that go?
UNDERTALE (FRIENDLY MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A TOMBOY GEEK)
Undyne: So...You're the human?
Lynn: Yes, that be me. *crap! it's the Captain of the Royal Guard.*
Undyne: *chuckles* Relax punk. I ain't gonna hurt you.
Lynn: Really?
Undyne: I gave my word to at least get to know you first. ...Then I can kill you.
Lynn: *nervous laugh*
Undyne: *hearty laughter* Oh my god! You freak out over everything!
Lynn: *she's gonna mock me to death*
Undyne: Oh lighten up. Maybe we can chat about something cool. Do you like swords?
Lynn: Swords are cool. You like music?
Undyne: The louder, the better. Anime?
Lynn: All day, every day!
Undyne: Heck yeah! *hand out*
Lynn: *slaps hand in high five*
Undyne: You know what...You're alright.
Lynn: You're pretty cool yourself Undyne.
Undyne: *slings arm around her* We should totally wrestle!
Lynn: I don't know. I heard you can suplex boulders. You'll so break me in half!
Undyne: Nah, I believe in you. Besides, I promise to hold back...maybe.
Lynn: *I'm gonna have a bad time*
Undyne: Let's do this!
UNDERFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A DARK PUNK)
Undyne: So...You're the human?
Lynn: Yeah, what of it? *this is the Captain of the Royal Guard?*
Undyne: *chuckles* Spirited little bitch aren't you. I expect as much from a pet of those loser skeletons.
Lynn: *glares daggers* Only warning...Talk shit about them again, and you're gonna have a very bad time.
Undyne: Awww...Does the weak pet think it can defend it's weaker masters?
Lynn: *punches her in the face*
Undyne: *stumbles back with low HP, stunned* You...You hit me?
Lynn: If you have a death wish, go a head, say something stupid again. I fucking dare you!
Undyne: *rubs face and laughs* Now there's a real warrior. You don't have to showoff your strength. It makes others underestimate you. Leaves them open. Clever girl.
Lynn: It's called being smart, genius.
Undyne: And a sharp tongue too. Maybe you'd like to join up and be my pet instead?
Lynn: No thanks. Even if being a slave to the bone brothers is hell, it's a hell I enjoy.
Undyne: Heh, quite the freak, aren't you?
Lynn: Your opinion of me means crap. After all...*sadistic grin* I could kill you if I want to.
Undyne: What?
Lynn: I am a human, a threat to youall. If I wanted to, I could kill every single one of you. But I hate humanity with a deep passion. It's a pathetic creature that needs to suffer. I respect monsters too much to harmed them. So I bow my head and smile. I keep away from Asgore and the other souls. I stay where I belong and know my place.
Undyne: *punch* You don't get to make choices like that. You're just a human. You're a threat no matter what action you take. And as I see it, you're just a pet that needs to be put down.
Lynn: *glares* If you really believed that I'd be dead right now.
Undyne: *puts a spear in her face* Bitch, do you want this spear down your throat? 'Cause I'll gladly make that wish come true.
Lynn: No you wouldn't. Like there's any honor in killing me outside of battle? Oh the things others will say. "Did you hear? Undyne killed the human like a bitch. I know right? What a pussy!".
Undyne: *growls* Don't mock me!
Lynn: Then don't be such a douche bag.
Undyne: I'll kill you!
Lynn: Then do it!
Undyne: *flinches and spear vanishes* ...You're either very brave, or very stubborn. But you don't back down when pushed. You have my respect human.
Lynn: *nods* I have to say the same. Now I see why Papyrus talks you up.
Undyne: Does he now?
Lynn: Yeah...but he never said you smelled so bad.
Undyne: *snarls* Oh you're so dead!
UNDERSWAP (FRIENDLY MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE GOOF)
Undyne: S-so this is my lab.
Lynn: Very impressive.
Undyne: This is Napstaton.
Napstaton: Hey girl~. *wink* You can call my DJ Spins. Because I can make heads turn with my mad beats.
Lynn: *giggles* Howdy. I really like your music.
Napstaton: *smiles* Thank you kindly gorgeous~.
Undyne: M-moving on...And this, is my g-greatest achievement. My prized possessions.
Lynn: Oh cool. You have anime and manga.
Undyne: Y-you like anime and manga too? I have the Underground's l-largest collection! I own just about every kind.
Lynn: ...
Undyne: You okay?
Lynn: That's so cool!
Undyne: Awww, thank you.
SWAPFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE PUNK)
Undyne: So this is my very evil and ingenious laboratory of madness.
Lynn: Very intimidating.
Undyne: And this is Napstaton.
Napstaton: Hey there sweet thing.*looks up and down* You must be a really great song. 'Cause you're making my heartbeat drop.
Lynn: Oh my god...That was adorably corny.
Napstaton: *smirks* I like you too cutie~.
Undyne: Enough of that...And this, is my greatest achievement. My prized possessions.
Lynn: Neat. You have anime and manga.
Undyne: Not just any type of anime and manga. I sport the Underground's largest collection of gore! Blood, guts, death, and destruction! Only the very best of the very worst.
Lynn: ...
Undyne: Human?
Lynn: I have no words. Other than...Let's watch!
Undyne: Yes! So much yes!
Lynsie: And just like that, this pilot bit is finally over.
Chara!Fresh: But we didn't look at a few things.
Lynsie: I know. But to go further then those ten scenarios would reveal things the viewers aren't ready for yet. I don't want to show all my cards, feel me?
Chara!Fresh: That's cool me amigo. Spoilers can be a major bummer.
Lynsie: So...Is devil boy aware of everything going on or are you in full control?
Chara!Fresh: Mad bully broseph here can see and hear everything. I just control the body.
Lynsie: Really now? *smirk* Perhaps you can help me get a little revenge on him.
Chara!Fresh: *smiles* I'm listening.
Lynsie: During the Underlust episode this fella forced his nasty mouth on mine, which earned him a swift kick to the wing dang doodle.
Chara!Fresh: ...The funker did what?
Lynsie: *he's scary when mad* He gnarlied up my lips and was looking to break him off a piece of my lovely lady lumps.
Chara!Fresh: *frowns* What's the plan? I want to funk this shart head up!
Lynsie: Okay, here's my idea. *alarm* Darn it. Times up. Error will be coming soon.
Chara!Fresh: Then let's do this now. I'm hyped!
Lynsie: Alright, but you need to get in me. Not only do I not want you hurt, but I can help you escape when grump glitch gets here.
Chara!Fresh: Heheh...You really are my best bud anomawesome.
Lynsie: And you're my funky fresh bro from another code. I'd kiss you if you weren't in that body or might freakout from it.
Chara!Fresh: Thank you for respecting me enough to not do it.
*a small rainbow like neon cloud escapes out of Chara and enters Lynsie, reverting Chara to normal and altering Lynsie*
Chara: *dizzy* Ugh...my head...I feel like I got hit by the 90s.
Lynsie!Fresh: That's not the only thing you're gonna get hit with edgy bully demon bro.
Chara: Lynsie? The [FUNK] is wrong with...Did I just get censored?
Lynsie!Fresh: Bro, that colorful lingo ain't gonna fly here. Any yo-yo, a fun fact about sicknasty unradical gnarly bros like you is, you're probably hurtin' a lot on the down low. Am I right demon bro? Are you all up hurtin' on the inner-side?
Chara: ...Are you [FUNK]ing serious?!
Lynsie!Fresh: Sounds like demon bro is re-donk-ulously hurty. That's totes sad and junk. But if there's one thing I've learned, it's that the way to helpin' a absoradly sicknasty bully bro who's hurtin' on the inside is...*lowers shades to reveal void eyes and has distorted voice* TO MAKE'EM HURT EVEN WORSE ON THE OUTSIDE.
Chara: Uh...*I think I peed a little*
Lynsie!Fresh: WHAT'S THE MATTER? DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SEE? *snaps fingers, neon Gaster Blasters appear* LET'S BE SPORTY. YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO SAY THE OUTRO AND THEN RUN. START YAPPIN' BROSEPH.
Chara: Uh...This is Chara...the first child and demonic killer of everything...? *the shit is going on?!*
Lynsie!Fresh: *puts shade up and manifests a skateboard* And this is Lynsie, the awesome Pacifist human anomaly...with bonus freshness. *rad pose* Saying catch you laters on the flip side all you hip happin' home dawgs. Now then...*ominously grins at Chara* RUN. *blasters power up*
Chara: *bolts for life* [SHART]! [SHART]! [SHART]! [SHART]! [SHART]! [SHART]!
Lynsie!Fresh: *causally skates after him and blasting away*
