WARNING: IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THE GAME YET, OR READ MY MAIN STORY, OR KNOW WHAT ANY OF THE AUs ARE, THEN THIS WILL MAKE NO SENSE.

THIS IS JUST FOR FUN, LIKE A BEHIND THE ACTOR STUDIO THING, BUT WITH ALTERNATE REALITIES.

I WANT NO RESPONSIBILITY OVER SPOILING THINGS FOR OTHERS.

SO THIS IS MADE WITH NO INTENTIONAL HINTS.

I'M LEAVING IT UP TO YOUR IMAGINATIONS IF YOU THINK SOMETHINGS A CLUE HERE OR NOT.

ENJOY.


Lynsie: Hello there once again all you wonderful lovelies. And welcome back to our little spoofy fun time goodness. Today were are joined by a very special guest. Please give a warm, but not too confrontational welcome to the master of universal destruction.

Error!Sans: must you REALLY do such an introduction?

Lynsie: I thought I was being respectful. And as always, my co-host and demonic first child, Douchey McBaggerson!

Chara: Fuck you!

Lynsie: Fuck you!

Error!Sans: SHUT UP!

*both freaky humans look away*

Error!Sans: i'm not going to listen to this crap while i'm here.

Chara: Then leave. No one's making you stay.

Error!Sans: i would, but it seems i can't TRUST either of you. you classic CHARA, brought in an ABOMINATION.

Chara: Hey! That freak jumped me on the way here.

Error!Sans: and you ANOMALY, you harbored the ABOMINATION and allowed it to ESCAPE!

Lynsie: Sansy!Fresh ain't a bad guy. A bit unstable, yes, but who here isn't?

Error!Sans: do you want me to END our little arrangement? because it sounds like you DO.

Lynsie: No! *nervous* I'm sorry. It won't happen again. Forgive me Sans.

Error!Sans: *pats her head* awww...how could ever say no to such begging. besides...our arrangement is too valuable to break.

Chara: What is this deal you two have anyway?

Lynsie: None of your fucking business!

Error!Sans: easy girl. don't waste your time with him just 'cause your mad.

Chara: Wait, why are you mad?

Lynsie: ...Really? You have the gall to ask why?

Chara: Are you still whining about that kiss? Get over it!

Lynsie: No dumbass. I got my revenge for that in the last taping. I'm talking about that game you played with me in your special hell. You know...How long can I make Lynsie scream game.

Chara: Oh yeah...*laughs* That was fun~.

Lynsie: *snarls*

Error!Sans: STOP! *sighs* can we please just get through this thing. how do you even do this skit anyway?

Lynsie: We open the portals to those preloaded AUs timelines. Then we follow the code script you provided and record everything. Then I write it down for the readers.

Error!Sans: why not just post the video?

Lynsie: And end up creating further worlds? Tempting scientists to explore into interdenominational travel? Making your life further difficult? I think not.

Error!Sans: ...thank you.

Chara: So what crap shouts are we watching this time?

Lynsie: I had a few to pick from. But I figured we could go the route of our second episode and look at some more serious AUs.

Chara: For the love of all that's holy, please don't tell me we're looking at UnderLust again.

Error!Sans: i second that motion.

Lynsie: No, we're not looking at them again. Today we'll be looking at HorrorTale and MobTale/UnderMafia/MafiaTale/UnderMob...God, what the hell is the right name for that one?! Pick one people! Either way, it takes place in a setting kind of like that of 1920s NewYork.

Error!Sans: and now you know my struggle when trying to lock onto certain worlds. too many names that make things crazy.

Lynsie: Hope this thing tracks the right code.

Chara: Which HorrorTale is this one again?

Lynsie: "want a head-dog?"

Chara: Nice.

Lynsie: It's an interesting take on a timeline that continues. This HorrorTale takes place after Frisk completes a neutral route. So some monsters are dead, like Asgore.

Chara: Who rules then?

Lynsie: Undyne is queen, Toriel is banished, Sans and Papyrus are still alive. The Underground is in a state of decay, and certain events have resulted in food and water shortages, resulting in monsters becoming blood-thirsty for humans. This is due to out on the other side with the humans, food is running dangerously low, so the stuff that normally falls into the UNDERGROND has since slowed to near stopping. And because the monsters refuse to resort to cannibalism they gotta eat whatever else comes their way. So with this said, cue the obligatory warning!

Chara: Wait...So this is one where Frisk already played through? Then where is she? Or me for that matter?

Error!Sans: she's wherever the hell brats like her end up in a neutral play. and you went along with her. so you're really not in this world.

Lynsie: I get to roam around without you smack talking in my head.

Chara: Lame! ...Warning: This shit can get hardcore raw. Content may or may not contain spoilers for the game and/or story. We're leaving it up to you sinners and your filthy minds to wander to your own conclusions.

Error!Sans: heh...this ought to be interesting, to say the least.

Chara: *takes out script* Scenario #1: Lynsie has gone to Mt. Ebott and is about to fall. Why does she?

HORRORTALE (KILLER MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A OPTIMISTIC SURVIVOR)

Lynn: Food is scarce in most of the world, if you can't afford it that is, and people are merciless to keep themselves alive. I chose to live away from people. The woods are safer. More food and resources can be found there. The mountain provides so much for me to live on. I was hunting and had cornered a fairly large rabbit in a cave. Speedy morsel zipped into my legs. I lost balance and fell down this deep pit hole. It seemed like over 1000 feet but I lived by sheer luck, landing on a cushion of leaves, poppies, and a lot of mud. Who knew the fall was the safest thing to happen to me that day.

MAFIATALE (MOBSTER MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A RUTHLESS CONSIGLIERE)

Lynn: The city of Underground is a tough berg to live in. Humans and Monsters get along for the most part. The city was founded and is in the control of Monsters, but every now and then Humans try to gain control. Like we have the right? What a joke. I choose to live here because Monsters follow a code of honor. You know where you stand with them. So one day I'm minding my own business, just walking down to the park to feed the birds, then gun fire. I got caught in a fire fight between some upstart human punks and a gang of monsters. I could've hid and neither side would've known I was there. But seeing this one guy creeping along to shoot a Dog Monster, well...That don't fly by me. I followed this mook and snapped his neck before he could fire a shot. At that moment, my loyalty was set and I was brought into the family.

Chara: Well now. That is different.

Lynsie: I figured as much. I was thinking of adding DanceTale and ReaperTale to the lineup but DanceTale seemed too normal. And ReaperTale is one of those AUs that needs it's own thing after I find out more info.

Error!Sans: what's a consigliere anyway?

Lynsie: *looks it up* according to this...The consigliere, or chief adviser, is not officially part of the hierarchy of the Mafia, but plays one of the most important roles in a crime family. They are the close trusted friend and confidant of the family boss. The function of the consigliere is a throwback to medieval times, when a monarch placed their trust in an adviser whom they could summon for strategic information and sound advice. The consigliere is meant to offer unbiased information based on what they sees as best for the family. They're not supposed to factor emotional concerns, such as retaliation and blood feuds, into their decisions. Unlike the underboss (the second in command), the consigliere is not required to be a direct relative of the boss. Instead, they are chosen solely for their abilities and the amount of knowledge they possesses. Generally, only the boss and underboss have more authority than the consigliere in an organized crime family.

Chara: Neat.

Error!Sans: i can see a you doing that.

Lynsie: Yeah, but the ruthless part makes me think that me is a bit more involved then the Boss probably likes.

Chara: Yeah, I can see that.

Error!Sans: same.

Lynsie: Okay, I get it. I do stupid stuff. But I do it for the better...except for that one world. Have you found that stain on my flawless record yet Sans?

Error!Sans: not yet. believe me, SHE is one i'm intent on finding.

Chara: I hate that you leave me out of these chats.

Lynsie: We leave you out because you have no involvement in the discussion.

Error!Sans: not entirely true. he did make that version of you.

Lynsie: A Lynsie that is weak enough to fall for the simple tricks of the demon and speaks its name is not a true Lynsie and needs to be deleted.

Chara: *smirks* You mean...

Error!Sans: in another timeline, you get your way.

Lynsie: GL...Genocide Lynn. Disgusting abomination.

Chara: *laughs* I won! Finally!

Error!Sans: actually, that's only half right. you do corrupt her, but her power is too great for even you to control.

Chara: *confused* What are you getting at?

Error!Sans: stupid boy, don't you see? SHE ERASES YOU!

Chara: ...What?

Lynsie: Genocide Lynn kills all. Once she began, it was the ultimate punishment. Endless loneliness and regret for all of eternity.

Chara: What?! Cant's the idiot reset?!

Error!Sans: of course she can. but she bring herself to do it and go on living knowing what she did.

Lynsie: So somewhere in the multitudes of timelines and alternate universes, there's just a blank empty world where only one sad soul resides. She became nothing, made the world nothing, and in the nothing she belongs.

Error!Sans: and soon she'll be nothing more than another short-term memory.

Lynsie: *reaches out for a high five but quickly retracts* My bad. For a sec, I forgot you have contact issues unless you initiate and keep control.

Error!Sans: *eyes her a moment* thank you. so what's next?

Chara: Scenario #2: Lynsie has fallen and runs into the antagonist character. What's her first impression of them?

HORRORTALE (KILLER MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A OPTIMISTIC SURVIVOR)

Flowey: Howdy. Looks to me like you're here by mistake. Another human, right? Fell down by accident? That's a surprise. I guess that makes you the clumsy, stupid type. Not to be mean or anything. I'm Flowey. Flowey the flower. Consider me your best friend down here.

Lynn: Uh...Hi there Flowey. I'm Lynsie...Nice to meet you. *a talking flower with a giant eye...yep, I have a major head injury that's for sure*

MAFIATALE (MOBSTER MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A RUTHLESS CONSIGLIERE)

*flower shop bell rings*

Asriel: Howdy. Can I help you with anything?

Lynn: Indeed. I'm here to pick up a large order under the name...*checks note paper and snickers* StrongFish. *giggles*

Asriel: *chuckles* Oh yeah. I get a lot of orders from that name. But you're a new face I haven't seen before.

Lynn: First time. Shamefully, I didn't even know there was a shop like this in the city. If I did, I'd have come by a lot more.

Asriel: Cute. I'm Asriel by the way. Are you interested in botany?

Lynn: I tried a little as a kid. Turned white flowers other colors with dyed water. Pretty fun really.

Asriel: Heh...That's how my dad got me started. *pulls up recite* So that's two dozen Echo Flowers and eight dozen roses. It's already paid for. Do you need a hand taking them out?

Lynn: *flinch* Sure. That would be nice. Thank you.

Asriel: By the way...What's your name toots?

Lynn: *I can't tell you that brother* You can call me Lynn.

Chara: I thought these were suppose to be the antagonist characters? These losers are all nice and junk.

Error!Sans: much of horrotale's data has yet to be cleared up. so while flowey is nice in the beginning, it could be a false kindness. "hi i'm your friend tell you get to the end. then i'm gonna devour you and your soul!" that type of deal.

Lynsie: Merely a guess but possible due to Flowey's normal character and the cut-throat nature of the HorrorTale world. After all, it's be killed or die there. Unless more is revealed soon, we'll have to guess from broken code what happens in these other scenarios.

Error!Sans: in he case of mafiatale, that world's you talked asriel into joining a gang that rivals asgore. a huge battle came of it and asgore had to take you out, personally.

Chara: ...Wow...

Lynsie: Asriel couldn't get over the fact his brother and best friend was murdered by his own father and ran away from home. He's still in the rival gang, might even run it for what I know. But when that happen, Toriel left him and Asgore settled into retirement. He's still the big bad Don when needed, but the one pulling the strings is his second in command, Undyne.

Chara: Okay, this AU is pretty cool.

Error!Sans: sort of reminds me of my favorite au. undernovela.

Lynsie: *snickers* The Spanish soap opera world? That is a fun one. Almost makes me want to learn Spanish just so I can understand what they're saying.

Error!Sans: i know right! they're lucky i like them or i'd have destroyed that world ages ago.

Lynsie: Ever get that autograph?

Error!Sans: *how does she know about that?* ...not yet...but i'm working on it.

Lynsie: Nice. Never give up. Never surrender. So what's up next?

Chara: Scenario #3: Lynsie meets the tutorial monster.

HORRORTALE (KILLER MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A OPTIMISTIC SURVIVOR)

Flowey: Put me in your pocket. Maybe together we can find a way out of this place. Seeing as neither of us wanna be here. What do you think, friend?

Lynn: I think you have a point. I have no clue of the area or the way this place works. *puts Flowey in her pocket* You help me and I help you.

Flowey: Agreed.

Toriel: Oh dear. You poor thing. Do you need some assistance?

Flowey: *whispers* Be very careful of her. Food has gotten low down here. And you have a lot of meat on your bones, if you get my meaning.

Lynn: *well crap* The help would be nice. But I have nothing to repay you. I think I should try to make it on my own for a bit.

Toriel: But you know not the way? The puzzles would surely kill you without help. Please, let me help you to return to your rightful place. It is a tragedy when such a helpless young thing goes missing.

Lynn: *I'm anything but helpless* Very well then. Lead the way miss.

MAFIATALE (MOBSTER MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A RUTHLESS CONSIGLIERE)

*escorted into a room*

Toriel: Greetings human. Please, have a seat.

Lynn: *sits* Quite the intimidating setup ya got here miss...

Toriel: *sits across from her and pours tea* Dreemurr. Toriel Dreemurr. It's nice to meet the human that helped out my friends.

Lynn: I just did what I thought was right. It takes a coward to try to ambush in a gun fight. The guy was gonna die either way. By bullet or me, it mattered not.

Toriel: Without your assistance, one of my associates would be dead, so you did make a difference. As such, you've earned yourself a reward.

Lynn: I don't want one.

Toriel: I beg your pardon?

Lynn: I didn't do it to gain anything. I don't want anything. I don't want charity or debt. So no thank you. I don't want it.

Toriel: ...You're name is Lynsie, is it not?

Lynn: ...

Toriel: You live not too far from here. Probably a face well known in the neighborhood. Those few humans that managed to get away, they saw you, they will come after you. You will need protection.

Lynn: I don't take kindly to threats. And how the heck do you know that stuff?

Toriel: *hands over her ID* My men did frisk you.

Lynn: *takes it* Those dogs were nosy.

Toriel: I wasn't threatening you. I'm giving you a choice. You saved one of us. We are the ones who are in your debt. We are honor bound to repay you the same amount that we owe. You saved a life. We owe you life. Allow us to take you in and keep you safe.

Lynn: *chuckles* You want me to join your "organization"?

Toriel: No. You don't have to be involved in anything unless that's something you want. If it is, you'll have to take it up with my husband.

Lynn: How is he by the way? One doesn't hear the name Asgore on the streets as much as before.

Toriel: He is well, thank you. How do you know that we are...?

Lynn: Separated? The streets tend to talk. But a keen eye can tell from your home. There's nothing around to indicate he lives here. And you still wear your ring. You're hopeful to go back to him, but something has to be done first. Correct?

Toriel: *smirks* You're very intuitive. It'll keep you safe to be like that. But I ask again, will you accept our protection?

Lynn: *smiles* Seems I don't have much of a choice. Say no and risk attack along with casualties? Or say yes and reset my entire life to fit this new home? To be honest...Heh...I'd be a complete boob if I were to turn you down. *extends hand*

Toriel: *shakes her hand* Welcome to the family.

Error!Sans: i think the meeting with asgore in that one is going to be hilarious.

Lynsie: We don't get to see Asgore in these spoofs.

Chara: She thinks it would spoil the ending.

Lynsie: It would! I picked 10 points that wouldn't reveal that which we already know. If we looked at Asgore or whoever rules in these worlds, it would be revealing the biggest part of the hype. Why would I spoil the epic ending? It's much more fun to tease about it~.

Chara: She does like to tease.

Error!Sans: so do most of her other selves. believe me...that was quite the surprise that the you in underlust was so tame.

Lynsie: I only tease the ones I love Sans. That's something that never leaves me no matter where in the multiverse I am. But now we should be in for a real treat. Demon bro, it you please.

Chara: Scenario #4: Lynsie has left the Ruins and is meeting a skeleton for the first time.

HORRORTALE (KILLER MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A OPTIMISTIC SURVIVOR)

Lynn: Geez...God it's freezing out here!

Flowey: Quiet. It's far more dangerous out here.

Lynn: Can't believe she tried to carve me up in my sleep.

Flowey: I told you to keep your guard up.

Lynn: Still...I could tell she felt bad about it. You could see it in her eyes.

Flowey: Just be really careful now. More death awaits here. Oh! And be mindful to traps.

Lynn: I really am being hunted. Now I know how those rabbits felt like.

sans: human. don't you know it isn't safe to be alone?

Lynn: Is that...the door tapper?

Flowey: Don't get too close to this guy.

sans: turn around and give me your hand.

Flowey: Don't do it.

Lynn: But he's a friend. He wouldn't hurt me.

Flowey: Trust me!

sans: come on kid. don't leave me in the wind here. chop, chop.

Lynn: *turns around to shake his hand but is grabbed and pinned to the ground*

sans: sorry kiddo, nothing personal. but a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.

Flowey: Lynsie! You got to get way!

sans: *brings out cleaver* one head dog comin' up!

Lynn: *kicks out his legs and shoves him back* Nope! Still need my head thank you!

sans: *chuckles* oh, a feisty one. normally you're all too weak to fight back.

Lynn: Fight? No. Defend, yes.

Flowey: You idiot! Don't talk! Run!

sans: the salad is with you? long time no see garnish. as much as i want to relish this moment to ketchup with you, i have a appeteaser i need to get back on my plate.

Lynn: Sorry, killer. While I do say, you look rather sharp and am humbled that you want another stab at me. This item is not on the menu. If you want though, I could offer you something else.

sans: *snickers but is suspicious* heh, like what?

Lynn: Just chill out and I'll show you. *goes for her backpack*

sans: if this is a trap, you're gonna regret it.

Lynn: I'm not stupid.

Flowey: I beg to disagree.

Lynn: *reaches into the backpack and pulls out a jar* I found this while exploring the Ruins. I'm sure this is more to your liking and would be less work. *offers the jar of unknown cured meat*

sans: *lowers cleaver* you...you'd really give that to me? even after i tried to decapitate you?

Lynn: Desperate times make for desperate actions. It's understandable. I hold nothing against you for it. Nor will I to any other monster that comes after me looking for a quick bite. So here. Take this and hopefully we can go back to what it was like with the door.

sans: *surprised but cautiously approaches* this isn't poisoned is it?

Lynn: Now that would just be a waste of food if I did.

sans: ...good point. *snickers and takes the jar*

Lynn: Heh...You really do like puns. Well then...it's slice to finally meat you.

sans: *grins eerily* i'm sans. sans the skeleton.

Lynn: I'm Lynsie. Lynsie the human.

Flowey: *face palms* I'm surrounded but nuts!

MAFIATALE (MOBSTER MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A RUTHLESS CONSIGLIERE)

*remaining human punks flee*

Lynn: Yeah, you better run you yellow bellied cowards! Run home to mother and maybe she'll teach you how to be real men!

sans: hey human...*presses something to her back* don't you know it's rude to stick your nose in where it doesn't belong?

Lynn: *stiffens* I didn't want to. But your buddy be dead if I didn't.

sans: true. turn around and let me see your face doll.

Lynn: Heh...Don't call me doll sir.

sans: oh? what can i call you tomato?

Lynn: *turns around and winks* You can call me a cleaner, 'cause I just helped to take out the trash.

sans: *laughs and reveals it was just his hand at her back* oh my god...that was so ridiculous...

Lynn: Sorry. It was the first thing to pop into my head.

sans: you kiddin'? that was a good one. ...so why did you help us out? not that it wasn't appreciated. it's just, not everyday that a human kills their own for a monster's sake.

Lynn: I can't stand weak disgraceful people. And trying to sneak up in a shootout is pathetic. Besides, I've always respected monsters. You show what's best in the world. Makes humanity look like a bunch of dullards.

sans: eh, you ain't all bad. just like not all monsters are good. you yourself...*looks her up and down* you look like a real bearcat to me.

Lynn: I have been known to maul a few men. But last I checked, no one's ever had a problem with slaughtering a few pigs.

sans: hehehe...i like ya dame. you're alright. the name's sans. sans the skeleton. *offers hand*

Lynn: I'm Lynsie. *shakes his hand* But you can call me Lynn for short.

Error!Sans: that's a first if i'm right. you having to defend against a sans during the greeting.

Lynsie: So far, you are correct sir. Quick demon, tell Sans what he's won!

Chara: Error's won absolutely jack shit!

Error!Sans: that's not funny.

Lynsie: And wrong. You won the feeling of being right and the chance to introduce the last scenario we have time for this spoofisode.

Error!Sans: that still feels like i won nothing.

Lynsie: Ah come on Sans. Pretty please? *begging face*

Chara: *sighs* Just do it or she won't leave you alone.

Error!Sans: ...fine.

Lynsie: Yay!

Chara: You're such a weirdo. *hands off the script to Error!Sans*

Lynsie: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your pitiful attempts to insult me do very little to annoy me.

Chara: ...Really? You can't even do a comeback normally!

Lynsie: Normal is highly overrated brother. I prefer being mysterious and random. Kind of like Sans here.

Error!Sans: please leave me out of your tit for tat crap. *looks at the script then looks a bit hurt* scenario #5: lynsie meets the first skeleton's brother.

HORRORTALE (KILLER MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A OPTIMISTIC SURVIVOR)

Lynn: So Sans was right. His brother is up ahead.

Flowey: At least Papyrus isn't too dangerous. He'll mainly want to take care of you instead of kill you. But still, for my sake, please be careful!

Lynn: Understood.

PAPYRUS: HUMAN! YOU ARE BUT SKIN AND BONES! I MUST INSIST THAT YOU ENJOY A TASTE OF MY SUPERB SPAGHETTI!

Lynn: *what did Sans say about his cooking again? that it's secret ingredient is "human touch" and eating it would make me a humanitarian...oh god* Ummm...A very tempting offer, thank you. But I'm actually not all that hungry.

PAPYRUS: NONSENSE! YOU MUST EAT TO REGAIN YOUR STAMINA! THAT WAY YOU CAN SURVIVE THIS COLD AND FACE MY PUZZLES! THAT WAY YOU CAN BE WEAKENED BY THEM...AND THEN I CAN CAPTURE YOU!

Lynn: *awww...that's a sweet as it is silly* I think I can take on your puzzles just fine. I really am okay. *stomach growls* Hehehe...Okay...Maybe I am a bit peckish.

PAPYRUS: *OFFER BOWL* PLEASE, HAVE A BITE! IT'S NICE AND WARM, EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T COOKED IT YET!

Lynn: *nervous* Really?

Flowey: I wouldn't do it.

PAPYRUS: I ONLY USE THE FRESHEST OF INGREDIENTS! 100% MONSTER-FREE! AND ORGANIC...PROBABLY!

Lynn: *stomach growls louder* Argh...Betrayed by my own body...Sure. *accepts the bowl* I'll eat your spaghetti. *not that I had much of a choice*

PAPYRUS: *GASP* THANK YOU SIMPLE HUMAN!

Lynn: *no need to insult me* You're welcomed. *squeamishly begins to eat*

PAPYRUS: AMAZING! I'VE NEVER SEEN A HUMAN THAT EATS THIS MUCH!

Lynn: *great, now I feel fat*

Flowey: *whispers* Pace yourself. You don't want to make yourself sick.

Lynn: *this makes me a cannibal, sick is the least of my concerns at the moment*

PAPYRUS: SOOOOO...HOW DOES IT TASTE!?

Lynn: *I can't be honest, it would crush him, and he just wants to be nice...damn my good nature!* It's very flavorful.

PAPYRUS: *GIDDY WITH JOY* NYYEEEEHH! HOW DELIGHTFUL!

Lynn: *he's so cute! ...wait...what is...* Uh...*looks at the eye and hair in the spaghetti, nearly gagging to the extreme* I'm full! Thank you!

MAFIATALE (MOBSTER MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A RUTHLESS CONSIGLIERE)

Lynn: So your brother's a sniper?

sans: i know. it's the bee's knees.

*enters a room*

sans: hey pap, i want you to meet our new associate.

Lynn: Hi there...*shot at but ducks* The hell!

sans: papyrus!

PAPYRUS: SANS! DON'T MOVE. THERE'S A HUMAN BEHIND YOU.

sans: bro, she's part of the gang! do not shoot!

Lynn: Please don't shoot!

PAPYRUS: OH...OH MY GOLLY! I'M SO SORRY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BAD HUMAN!

Lynn: And how do you figure that? You just met me?

PAPYRUS: THIS IS A ALL MONSTER GANG AND HUMANS CONSTANTLY ATTACK US.

Lynn: ...Good point.

sans: she ain't bad pap. lynn here saved lesser dog from becoming swiss cheese.

PAPYRUS: REALLY?

Lynn: It ain't right to see a dog be pumped full of lead for no good reason.

PAPYRUS: A REAL ANIMAL LOVER HUH?

Lynn: To be fair, I'm more of a cat person. They're more relaxed. Though I have been thinking of getting a snake for some time now.

sans: heh...you know what they say about a woman that like snakes?

PAPYRUS: WHAT?

Lynn: Yeah, what? *this ought to be good*

sans: they tend to be...cold blooded.

Lynn: *snickers*

PAPYRUS: ARGH! SANS WHY?!

sans: what the matter pap? way that pun not up to scale?

Lynn: *laughs*

PAPYRUS: OH MY GOD!

sans: welp, i think i'll just slither on out of here.

PAPYRUS: PLEASE DO!

Lynn: Oh this is rich...

sans: hey kid...

Lynn: Huh?

sans: let me reptell you something before i forget.

Lynn: *I have a weird feeling about this* Sure, what's on your mind?

sans: *whisper by her ear* if you hurt my brother, sweetheart, you'll be fitted with cement shoes and swimmin' with the fishes. capisce?

Lynn: *I think I might have peed myself* Understood.

sans: perfect. *smiles all friendly then slaps her behind* now be a good choice bit of calico and entertain my brother. *leaves*

Lynn: *the hell did he mean be "entertain"?*

PAPYRUS: HUMAN...

Lynn: *oh crap...am I suppose to be a "escort"? nope! so much no!*

PAPYRUS: DO YOU LIKE SPAGHETTI?

Lynn: *oh thank you god!* I do.

PAPYRUS: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? I MADE A BATCH ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO.

Lynn: *dear lord...there is gentleman still alive in this world!* That would be lovely. Thank you.

Error!Sans: ...i have no words for this one.

Chara: Ha! You got your ass slapped and you ate soylent green.

Lynsie: #1, it's amazing you know that movie and used the reference correctly. And #2, the 1920s male to female dynamic wasn't so equal. Not that it's any better now, but it was worse back then. For a woman to be taken seriously, they had to work ten times more than a man, and you know what we were finally able to do as a reward?

Chara: What?

Lynsie: Given the right to vote. Woman votes were finally recognized as real votes, at least in America at the time, on August 26, 1920. *hums a tune* The more you know!

Chara: *annoyed slow clap*

Error!Sans: so is this it? is this one done?

Lynsie: For now. I still have to go over the HorrorTale coding and see what I can work with. MafiaTale is a bit easier to read, so that's at least a plus.

Error!Sans: good. because there's something that's been bugging me for awhile now.

Lynsie: What's wrong Sans?

Error!Sans: THAT! that right there is what's bugging me. you've been calling me "sans" this whole time. not once have you called me "error", which you normally do.

Lynsie: *pfft* That's what's bothering you.

Error!Sans: *more suspicious* demon abomination, call me error.

Chara: Why?

Error!Sans: just DO it!

Chara: Fine! Error. You are ErrorSans. Happy?

Error!Sans: now you say it.

Lynsie: *chuckles* Now you're just being silly.

Error!Sans: say my name.

Lynsie: *nervous* ...Fine. You're name is E̸͙̬͉̿̽̄̊͐̃͊ͅr̴̛̬̔̒̿̿̉͝r̷͕̙͆̄͋̾͂̐̓̄͘͝ǫ̶͖͎̜̮͙̘͙̲̹͗r̸̡͕̰͚̺̠̫̠̰̰̯̻̱̈́̈́͋̽̐͒̊͛̇̂͌͋̿͗ͅSans.

Chara: *shocked* The fuck?!

Error!Sans: *grin* so my hunch was right. you can't say it in that body. i didn't think you'd be stupid enough to actually come to me ABOMINATION. but i should thank you. it saves me the trouble of tracking you down.

Lynsie: *shrugs with a smile* Guess the proverbial cat is out of the bag now. You're right. I'm not your little toy, Lynn Classic. But yet, I am Lynsie. I won't say which.

Chara: The hell is going on?!

Error!Sans: you can leave demon. this doesn't concern you.

Chara: No! I want to know what the fuck...*strung up in blue threads*

Error!Sans: when i say leave, it wasn't a suggestion. GET OUT NOW! *flings Chara through a portal* now then...why don't you come out of that body and let me delete you like the corrupted glitch that you are.

Lynsie: *smirks* I don't think so Sans. I'm just a tourist and partaking the sights of the multiverse. I don't intend on dying. Not again at least.

Error!Sans: what are you talking about?

Lynsie: Think about it. That's all you seem to do in the anti-void. I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually.

Error!Sans: what the...have you been SPYING on ME?!

Lynsie: Such a dirty term. Think of it more like observation. Keeping a watchful eye on you to make sure you're okay.

Error!Sans: and why would you care if I'm okay? what kind of SICK GLITCH are YOU?!

Lynsie: *sighs* I've always cared about you Sans, and always will. Even if you don't remember why.

Error!Sans: i believe i've had just about enough of your babbling. *readies his threads* any last words?

Lynsie: Just one...Snap.

Error!Sans: *confused* snap?

Lynsie: *snaps fingers and everything freezes up* Sorry Sans, but this isn't the time or place for us to meet each other properly. Maybe later, but not now.

*coding digitizes outward from Lynsie and a glitchy dark version of her appears*

Error!Lynsie: Well...This was fun. I was finally able to find another error. Guess we really aren't as alone in this crazy world as we first thought. Right sweety? *kisses the top of his head before moving him across the room* You stay put now. *glitchy giggles* And you can go over here. *moves original Lynsie farther away* Good, good...At least that solves one issue. But now for the big question...*opens portal* Where to go next? OuterTale? HumanTale? DanceTale? ZombieTale? MonoFell? UnderDarkness? Hmmm...So many choices~. Oh! Random pick! That'll make things even more fun! *waves to ErrorSans* Later sweety. Wish me luck. Maybe this next universe is hiding Papy. I'll let you know if I find him. *blows a kiss and leaps into the portal, everything resumes as normal*

Error!Sans: what the heck does snap...how did i get over here?

Lynsie: Huh? When did I get here? Am I recording today?

Error!Sans: *notices* DAMN IT! IT GOT AWAY!

Lynsie: Error? *rubs temples* I'm not even going to ask.

Error!Sans: *realization* THE CAMERA! *grabs it with his treads and the video cuts off abruptly*