WARNING: IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THE GAME YET, OR READ MY MAIN STORY, OR KNOW WHAT ANY OF THE AUs ARE, THEN THIS WILL MAKE NO SENSE.

THIS IS JUST FOR FUN, LIKE A BEHIND THE ACTOR STUDIO THING, BUT WITH ALTERNATE REALITIES.

I WANT NO RESPONSIBILITY OVER SPOILING THINGS FOR OTHERS.

SO THIS IS MADE WITH NO INTENTIONAL HINTS.

I'M LEAVING IT UP TO YOUR IMAGINATIONS IF YOU THINK SOMETHINGS A CLUE HERE OR NOT.

ENJOY.


Lynsie: Howdy again all you wonderful loves and lovelies. And welcome back you this crazy pocket dimension of 'what ifs' and 'who knows'. Today, we have a special spoofisode, along with not one, but two special guests. On my right, we have the muse of AUs, Ink!Sans.

Ink!Sans: hey there kiddos.

Lynsie: And the sourpuss to my left, aside from my demon brother...

Chara: Greetings pathetic mortals.

Lynsie: We have me, from Underfell.

UF!Lynn: Okay...2 questions. 1, why the fuck am I here? And 2, who is the geek that won't stop staring at me? *points to Chara on her left*

Lynsie: First, you're here because you balance our vibes out. 2 nice characters to 2 edgy characters. And second, that is...I can't really say his name. Ink?

Ink!Sans: that's chara. in your universe he's the angel that comes when you say his name. but for classic lynn here, he's a demon.

UF!Lynn: Wait...This is 'that' guy? *looks Chara up and down* That sweater makes you look like a dork.

Chara: *bites his tongue* Takes one to know one.

Lynsie: Also, you're here because I thought it would be fun to watch him squirm in front of his crush.

Chara: You bitch!

Lynsie: *snickers* And that's why she was requested for the show.

UF!Lynn: What? This nerd has a crush on me?

Chara: *blush* How did you get Error to agree to this again?

Lynsie: ...What I do with Error is none of your concern, so please...Quit asking every fucking time!

Ink!Sans: uh...great to be here lynn. big fan of the show.

Lynsie: Thanks. You were also nominated for this, and I'm a fan of your work too.

Ink!Sans: awww...so, mind if i do the recap?

Lynsie: Go right ahead.

Ink!Sans: great! this show takes a look at different AUs that the anomaly known as lynsie has popped up in. so far the universes that have been shown are UNDERTALE, UNDERFELL, UNDERSWAP, SWAPFELL, UNDERLUST, HORRORTALE, and MAFIATALE.

UF!Lynn: You looked into my universe?

Lynsie: Just small peeks at certain points. Nothing major or private.

Chara: So what dumb world are we doing this time?

Ink!Sans: oh yes! which one?

Lynsie: Calm yourself Inky. Today we will be looking into one world that was the most requested and one I wanted to do for the longest time...ReaperTale.

Ink!Sans: yes! i was hoping for that one. it's one of the very few universes that actually have you, chara, and frisk exist at the same time.

Lynsie: True. Though it is a bit weird to see Gaster as a father figure to Sans and Pap in this world.

UF!Lynn: This is the world with the monsters as gods, right? How does that work?

Lynsie: Let's see...*looks through code script* Asgore: God of the Skies/Father/Ruler of All things. Toriel: Goddess of Life. Asriel: God of Hope and Flowey: Incarnation of Despair. Gaster: God of Magic. Gerson: God of Wisdom. Alphys: Goddess of Knowledge. Undyne: Goddess of War. Sans and Papyrus: Gods of Death. Frisk: Emissary of Mercy. Ch...It sucks not being able to say your name even for thing like this.

Chara: Just say it and give me your soul already. The wait is boring.

Lynsie: *sighs* You: Beloved Acolyte of Faith and Corrupted!You: Agent of Chaos and Violence and Darkness/The Anomaly/The One of Broken Faith. Mettaton: Human/First Golem/Crystallized Golem. Napstablook: Ghost, waiting for Mettaton to come home. Grillby: God of the Hearth. Muffet: Goddess of Fortune. And of course, me: The Last born/The Anomaly/Keeper of Balance.

Chara: That's quite the lineup.

Lynsie: Considering this is an unfinished AU, but with way more done than HorrorTale, what I managed to get from the coding is as far as the AU itself has gotten to in its own time line. So we might need a bit of a prolog to understand the goings on up to the point in which the main events take place.

Chara: Eh, makes sense.

UF!Lynn: This better be worth it. I could be getting drunk on mustard with Sans right now. So if this is a waste of time...

Chara: Chill out. Sure, this sounds like crap. But if you stick for the long haul, some pretty epic shit happens.

UF!Lynn: *groans* Fine. Amuse me goody goody self.

Lynsie: Me the goody goody? You're thinking swap us. She's all sweet and bubbly. I'm more chill, the go with the flow type that doesn't make waves.

Chara: *coughs* Bullshit.

Lynsie: *growl*

Ink!Sans: can i give the warning?

Lynsie: Sure you can sweety.

Ink!Sans: sweet. *clears throat* warning: this content may be too strong for some viewers. content may or may not contain spoilers for the game and/or story. she's leaving it up to you and your minds to wander to your own conclusions. remember, the only limit is your imaginations.

Lynsie: That was lovely Inky. *hands over the script to Chara* Ready for this?

Chara: *scoff* Please...Wait. Why are these different?

Lynsie: This AU is way different than the rest and thus, I had to rework the events to fit them.

Chara: Whatever...Scenario #1: How it all begins.

REAPERTALE (MONSTERS ARE GOD BEINGS - LYNSIE IS A INTENTIONAL ANOMALY)

Lynn: Long ago, when the universe was new, there was nothing. Nothing but Darkness and the Light of shining stars. One day, some stars took form. These beings became omnipotent, these were the gods that would craft the world and provide order. Toriel (Goddess of Life) brought the gift of Life into the world and created "Humans", they are her creation and her children. Of these children was her first named Chara. Chara was an Acolyte of the Faith, one of the very few remaining ones at the time and eventually being the last. Chara slowly became an outcast as humanity grew away from the gods and they remained steadfastly faithful. Eventually, Chara would have also suffered harassment and abuse from people who turned against the temple (it was a manifestation of humanity's resentment really–the acolytes being the channel), which would have made Chara steadily despise them–which hurt them too, because they never wanted to disappoint the gods they loved so much (especially Toriel). Chara sought solace in their love for the gods more and more and very much so in their friendship with Asriel (God of Hope). Chara and Asriel became inseparable, really, after all, they were sons of the same mother goddess. However, as the number of humans grew, the Balance of the world was beginning to skew. There were too many immortals/"children" populating the realm, becoming corrupted by taking advantage of 'Life', and something needed to be done to restore the Balance. Asgore (God of the Skies and Father to all), Gerson (God of Wisdom), and Gaster (God of Magic) decided that Death needed to be created. Toriel, disgusted by this decision, fled from the godly realm and hid in isolation in the human realm. Death was created by Asgore, Gerson, and Gaster. Gerson was aware that they needed something the opposite of Tori–who is "light"–to create a god opposite of her, and thus knew they needed to use Darkness. Furthermore, Asgore's help was needed to harness the power of a "black hole/black star" to create them, a black hole the closest thing existing to the concept of death. Gerson blessed them with Wisdom in order to control this darkness. Gaster was tasked with their actual creation, binding these elements and endowing them with Magic–however, due to the fact that Gaster had never before "created" something (that domain belonged to Tori, and even then, Life could not have created Death), there were unpredictable consequences and two Death Gods were created instead of one– Sans and Papyrus, both holding the title, like two sides of the same coin. They are made of a mixture of Magic, Wisdom, and Darkness. Meanwhile the humans, began to stray–Oh, what use are the gods, they cried! We no longer need them! We have strength enough on our own! A god's only weakness; a blade; the poison is the hardened belief of "There is no god!" Ah! How tragic this timing! For Death had only just been created to reap the precious children of Life. So new they were, this unstable new God, and behold! The victim of their First Reaping–the ever-faithful Acolyte hated for their loyalty, and betrayed by mankind...Murdered in cold blood. Asriel, youngest child of the gods, wanted to protect the Acolyte, who believed in him still! But when the Acolyte called his name–Asriel was turned to Stardust, and too late, too late–only dust and blood remained. Too late. And when the new Death came to reap the First Soul–Chara still wanted to live–they still had DETERMINATION. Sans and Papyrus, being the newly-made Death Gods, weren't prepared for this DETERMINATION. Papyrus had hesitated first, asking Sans if this was the right thing to do. But Sans had remained firm and said that this was their job, the reason for their existence, and went to reap Chara's soul himself. However, when his scythe came down and Chara's determination remained strong–when Chara looked Death in the eye and Sans saw their unwillingness to die, Sans, for a split second–hesitated. And that was his mistake. The reaping failed, the wayward magic of death surged into Chara and they were corrupted by darkness, and they got away. This is one of the reasons why Sans doesn't hesitate anymore when reaping souls and seems so merciless, because he doesn't want to repeat his mistake, and why Papyrus's first desire is to settle the soul/bring it to the underworld peacefully. Yet twisted with determination, Chara refused to disappear. And now, they wander freely through the realms, mortal and godly alike as the unintentional Anomaly, an Agent of Chaos and Darkness and Violence–with a golden flower the only one able to follow their footsteps for from their blood, it had bloomed form. This Anomaly, the Demon, this was now Sans's mission to fix. In his search, he would find Toriel, who had for the longest time remained unknown from anyone. Prior to actually meeting Toriel, this was all he knew of her. Every encounter he's had with "life" has been to reap them, and in these rare instances where both life and death are in the same room–all he sees is a tragedy that this faceless goddess isn't even present for. He gets mixed feelings whenever he sees her magic, however, because he's always wondered–how can something so soft and gentle and warm…be so awful, as to grant "life"–as to grant the ability to feel pain, and suffer, and eventually…die? Pointless. Needless. All he's ever witnessed was ugliness, and he's sure this goddess doesn't even know; otherwise, she was a sadistic god indeed, if she gave them to suffering on purpose. At first, she was less than pleased that an "abomination" dared appeared in her world. But he surprised her by being the opposite of what she believed him to be. Death would then often visit Life, filling a void neither knew they had, and friendship bloomed. Toriel soon realized that Death isn't the heartless, unfeeling monster that she first thought of them. And Sans found her not so cruel too. Sometimes Life and Death don't see eye to eye, and Sans gets really frustrated and angry with the emotions he's not used to feeling. He doesn't know how to deal with them. He's never had anyone to "lose" before, and the possibility of him being inclined enough to defy nature for someone else (illogical like a mortal), scares him. However, such peace does not last while devils walk free. Being a failed reap aside, there was another reason why Sans hunted for Chara-fused by the essence of darkness and Sans's magic, having such an affinity with Death that it allows them to wield Death's scythe. At some point, Chara grew strong enough to steal one of Sans's scythes. They take it and reap mortals before their time, which naturally brew chaos. Sans of course desperately tries to hunt them down in order to take it back, but he is unable to catch them. Then one day...Chara found Life...and reaped her. In that instant, all felt the pain of terrible loss. The world turned red, for a great sin had been committed and the light of existence was gone. An anguished wail came from the heavens and the King's tears rained ceaselessly. Death could not accept this to be true and searched for Life in her sanctuary, but found nothing. Still, he could not accept this as true, and Death felt the pain of loss. For the second time within a few moments of each other, the world felt another disturbance, a great Darkness. It reeked of Death. And thus-the Era of Corruption began. After this event, the gods became susceptible to darkness and corruption, because Toriel was one of their greatest lights–and the fact that she's gone, all the gods have become fearful and vulnerable. However...When Life ended, something was born. She had meant for it to be a surprise to her friend that "doesn't really like his job". Reaching out into the vastness of space, Toriel made a child to bridge the divide of Light and Darkness. A child of divinity in mortal form with the powers of Life and Death, who's soul is in constant conflict with itself to keep from being overwhelmed by its polar opposite selves. That child...is me...the intentional Anomaly. And I will see to it that the Era of Corruption, and all of its works, are to become nothing more than a fleeting memory.

Chara: ...

Lynsie: ...

UF!Lynn: ...

Ink!Sans: ...that was epic!

Chara: I see why this got it's own thing.

Lynsie: So much lore...It's beautiful!

UF!Lynn: So there are two anomalies. One creates entropy and the other creates order. So much Yin Yang themes. It's sickening.

Lynsie: I just remembered why my bro likes you.

UF!Lynn: Why?

Lynsie: Because you're such a mood killing bitch.

UF!Lynn: You wanna throw down? 'Cause I have no problem with kicking your ass.

Lynsie: So you can kick your own ass?

UF!Lynn: What? N-no! Don't fucking mock me nerd!

Ink!Sans: quick! change the subject!

Chara: Scenario #2: Lynsie has awoken and runs into the Incarnation of Despair. What's her first impression of them?

REAPERTALE (MONSTERS ARE GOD BEINGS - LYNSIE IS A INTENTIONAL ANOMALY)

Flowey: *desperate* Howdy! I'm FLOWEY. FLOWEY the FLOWER!

Lynn: *curious* Hello there. I was not aware flowers were able to speak. *I get a strange feeling from this flower, probably a good idea to be cautious.*

Lynsie: And of course, this won't end well, as Flowey is the follower of demon bro.

Chara: Why do I always end up with a flower?

Ink!Sans: not always. sometimes it's frisk. other times it's lynn.

UF!Lynn: I know I get stuck with one.

Chara: ...I feel your pain.

UF!Lynn: Oh piss off!

Lynsie: Yep...Super happy fun times await us here.

Chara: Whatever. Scenario #3: Lynsie dreams of her mother.

REAPERTALE (MONSTERS ARE GOD BEINGS - LYNSIE IS A INTENTIONAL ANOMALY)

Toriel: *hums softly* It won't be long now. You're coming along very nicely. *giggles* Sans is going to be quite surprised to see you. At first I didn't think you'd keep form. Light and Darkness. Both need each other to keep each other alive. Yet no godly shape can house both. It's funny in a sense. I wasn't really sure what to make you into. But then I had this dream...An angel appeared and blessed the world with Light. Then a demon emerged and challenged the angel. The two clash with weapons I didn't recognize, but over time, the angel seemed to over come the demon. The demon knows it can't keep going, but it refuses to accept defeat. Yet the angel then does something that stuns the demon...it offers its hand in mercy. I woke up before I could know the outcome, but for the smallest of moments, I saw the angel's face. And that's the face I gave you, young one. You will be the child made from my dreams.

Lynsie: So sad.

Chara: Wait...I thought the me in that world killed Toriel?

Lynsie: You did.

UF!Lynn: So this is a memory?

Lynsie: Pretty much. Though from the data I found...Yep. The current parts being done in the time line involve the stuff right after Toriel bites the dust...Wow, I did not mean it like that.

UF!Lynn: Heheh...Not bad. Maybe you aren't so lame after all.

Lynsie: *sighs* Either way, there is coding that comes after these things. First is the Creation of Frisk, the Emissary of Mercy. Then Frisk stays with Toriel for awhile, but then is sent off into the world to teach humanity mercy and to save it from the growing darkness inflicted by demon bro. And then the basic idea for a true happy end so far: Frisk saves the other six human souls (who are emissaries of their own trait, but corrupted by darkness) to save Flowey; and only after Flowey/Asriel is saved, can demon bro be saved.

Ink!Sans: so at some point toriel comes back and is the one to create frisk. the real question is, how?

Lynsie: I'm more concerned over the fate of Gaster. Demon boy traps him in a mirror, capable of seeing everything that has existed or ever will exist in any and all universes, then shatters it across the infinity.

Chara: Yeah. That sounds like something I'd do.

UF!Lynn: You're kind of a bad boy, aren't ya?

Chara: *smug* Well, I don't like to brag...

Lynsie: Don't waste your time me. He's our brother. Incest is beneath us.

UF!Lynn: Gross!

Chara: We're not blood related!

Ink!Sans: this is getting weird. can we please continue?

Chara: Here. Knock yourself out, freak. *throws script*

Ink!Sans: *catches it* now let's see...oh, this'll be good. scenario #4: Lynsie meets Death for the first time.

REAPERTALE (MONSTERS ARE GOD BEINGS - LYNSIE IS A INTENTIONAL ANOMALY)

Lynn: *looks blankly up at the blood red sky, a murder of crows flies by heading towards a large dead tree, approaching the tree reveals a group a humans lynching a young woman before leaving to let the birds have her corpse* Such frail creature you made mother. The smallest scare makes them turn on themselves in such harshness. Oh what fools these mortals be.

*a sudden rush of cold wind slices past her and a blade cuts the woman, making her disappear*

sans: no man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. if a clod be washed away by the sea, land is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were: any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bells tolls and ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.

*Death appears beside her and sighs*

sans: honestly, i don't know why i say such stuff if no one can hear me.

Lynn: I thought you sounded quite lovely.

sans: *jumps in shock* holy sh...you...you can hear me?

Lynn: *turns to him* Is that really surprising?

sans: ...uh...yeah. mortals can't see me, let alone hear me.

Lynn: Who said I was mortal?

sans: well you can't be a god. i know them all and i never saw you around grillby's hearth.

Lynn: To be fair, I know not what I am either. Only know a few things my mother told me while I slept.

sans: *weird* yeah? and who's your mom?

Lynn: I don't know her name. She would just tell me she was my mother.

sans: and what does she look like? maybe i can help get you home.

Lynn: I don't know that either. I was in slumber until...Until she went away.

sans: ...you have a weird home life.

Lynn: I guess that happens when something corrupted enters your home and kills your mother, prompting your early birth into a world devoid of her entirely.

sans: *wait...she was born?* where did you come from?

Lynn: *smiles* You should know the answer to that one. You visited so often just to spend time with her.

sans: *blank stare* ...

Lynn: You okay? You look a little grim.

sans: ...i think it's story time now. and kiddo, you have a lot to tell me. like first, what's your name?

Lynn: My name...*thinks for a bit* My name is Lynsie.

sans: lynsie...nice name.

Lynn: Thank you. It means "island of linden trees".

sans: *wonder if that means something more* cute. my name is sans.

Chara: Okay, I'll ask. What is up with the mentioned corruption?

UF!Lynn: And why was sans surprised about her being born?

Lynsie: Wanna share this one with me Inky?

Ink!Sans: sure! the corruption thing is basically the world becoming darker/adopting negative attributes/becoming chaotic. so the thing that chara did– it was a really huge deal. the fact that they were able to snuff out life meant that, at that moment, all new life ceased to be.

Lynsie: All the births afterwords are stillborn, which would have caused grief and madness and chaos, and half the humans prayed to the gods while the other half shouted in absolute rage. The flames of life that kept everyone alive dimmed weaker; everyone felt this. People became more susceptible to darkness, their fear and confusion causing them to lash out and despair–and they take it out on each other.

Ink!Sans: the effect only amplifies because of chara and flowey sowing chaos and despair around the world. with the gods, they have a similar type of corruption. even if chara hadn't directly confronted them like they did with toriel, they are still being affected.

Lynsie: Asgore, the Sky God, the King, becomes weak and meek and as such melancholy will so do. Undyne changes to a Goddess of War who knows no mercy, and sees a battle/war as a means to an end, rather than being something glorious. She's furious, imbued with rage, she wants to protect her family, who was responsible? WHO?! JUSTICE WILL BE DONE–she is on the warpath. Alphys becomes a foolish Goddess of Knowledge, she'll make mistakes that she normally wouldn't. Muffet becomes greedy and asks for insanely high prices for her deals, due to the mortals now being so desperate as to throw away everything.

Ink!Sans: the gods become what they shouldn't be, their light being tainted by the darkness. that is the era of corruption. but this doesn't really apply to the gods of death.

Lynsie: Sans and Papyrus are actually quite unaffected, for the most part. They are the gods that were actually created from darkness, rather than the light/stars that the other gods were made from.

Ink!Sans: therefore, they have a higher "immunity" to the darkness that chara's actions disperse through the realms. they can naturally handle the darkness better, in comparison to the gods who know of only light.

Lynsie: So they stay mostly the same and don't become unreasonable like the others, for the most part, because darkness is basically their kin.

Ink!Sans: unless chara confronts them directly and manages to infect them with the corruption, then sans and papyrus are safe from the direct effect.

UF!Lynn: That makes a shit ton of sense.

Lynsie: Must nearly everything you say have a swear?

UF!Lynn: Fuck you.

Lynsie: *groans*

Chara: Let's just get back to this thing.

Ink!Sans: right! scenario #5: lynsie meets the second death.

REAPERTALE (MONSTERS ARE GOD BEINGS - LYNSIE IS A INTENTIONAL ANOMALY)

Lynn: Where are am I?

sans: just relax. i have a few things to do, so i want you to stay put here.

Lynn: But...

sans: it's fine. you won't be alone. you can help keep my brother company.

Lynn: Brother?

PAPYRUS: SANS!

sans: that would be him.

Lynn: Papyrus?

sans: yep, that's him.

PAPYRUS: OH, THANK GOODNESS...NYEH...UH...IS THAT...A MORTAL?

sans: nah. pretty sure it's a girl.

PAPYRUS: OH. WAIT...SO SHE IS?

sans: i'm not so sure what she is quite yet. but she is something we don't want to leave up there in that mess.

PAPYRUS: TRUE. IT'S NOT SAFE UP THERE SINCE LIFE VANISHED.

sans: that's why i need you to look after her for a bit while i look for toriel. something other than death is in the air, and i'm gonna find out what.

PAPYRUS: VERY WELL. JUST TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF BROTHER.

*Sans vanishes*

Lynn: He really is worried about her.

PAPYRUS: *JUMPS IN SHOCK* YOU HEARD US?!

Lynn: This is going to be a thing, isn't it? Why is it so hard to understand?

PAPYRUS: BECAUSE HUMANS DON'T NORMALLY SEE US GODS.

Lynn: Well, I'm not human. I just look like one.

PAPYRUS: REALLY? *POKE HER CHEEK* NEAT. *REALIZATION* OH MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY?!

Lynn: Yes, I'm okay. Why do you ask?

PAPYRUS: *CONFUSED* I TOUCHED YOU...*WHY ISN'T SHE DEAD?*

Lynn: *giggles* Gods are silly.

PAPYRUS: *REALLY CONFUSED* UH...

Lynn: You look a little down. Do you want a hug?

PAPYRUS: *STILL CONFUSED BUT GIVES A SOFT SMILE* SURE. THE GREAT PAPYRUS WOULD LIKE THAT. *HUGS HER*

Lynn: *hugs him* Hugs are nice.

PAPYRUS: YEAH.

Lynn: Do you think Sans will find her?

PAPYRUS: WHO?

Lynn: My mother.

PAPYRUS: AND WHO'S YOUR MOTHER?

Lynn: Life.

PAPYRUS: YOU'RE MOTHER IS TORIEL!?

Lynn: Yeah. Sans helped me to remember her name.

PAPYRUS: *FAINTS*

Ink!Sans: *giggles* awww...pap is so adorable.

Chara: What's the difference between the brothers here? Papyrus seems pointless.

Lynsie: Far from it. Whereas Sans mostly reaps the truly tainted/sinful souls, Paps deals with all the other ones. He's the gentler side of death–able to coax a soul into accepting the afterlife and calming them down, so they go peacefully. While Sans just forcibly reaps them regardless of whether or not they're ready. Paps is also mostly in charge/takes responsibility for the organization/happenings/maintenance in the Underworld, while Sans takes the role as the judge of the souls.

Ink!Sans: as usual, pap is the more responsible appearing one.

Lynsie: I think he's great in just about every universe.

UF!Lynn: Not my Pap. That guy is a dick.

Lynsie: Quick question...Does he make you live in their shed?

UF!Lynn: Yeah. Though after a while, I was able to make it my own.

Lynsie: How'd that go over with the great and terrible edge lord?

UF!Lynn: *smirk* Oh, let's just say I know how to handle those boys.

Lynsie: You bone them, don't you?

UF!Lynn: Like a beast!

Lynsie: *blushes and laughs*

Ink!Sans: *blushes* uh...too much info there.

Chara: *angry blush* Seriously?! You're a filthy bone fucker too?

UF!Lynn: What of it nerd? You trying to kink shame me? Good luck. Because I have no regrets. Besides...It's fun to get them bone hard.

Lynsie: *falls over laughing*

Chara: *stunned*

UF!Lynn: Awww...What's wrong? Did I break your sad little heart? Too bad loser. I give you no fucks!

Ink!Lynn: this is so awkward.

Chara: I will kill them.

UF!Lynn: You kill my skele-boys? *scoff* You couldn't kill a bug even if it went under your show for suicide.

Chara: You want to go bitch! 'Cause I'll beat a proper smile on that face!

UF!Lynn: Oh look, so you do have some balls. They're small as hell, but there.

Chara: Fuck you! *punches her cheek*

*the room goes quiet*

UF!Lynn: Did you just...hit me?

Chara: Uh...

UF!Lynn: *glare*...I'm going to enjoy this.

Lynsie: Quick...Change scene!

Ink!Sans: uh, uh...scenario #6: lynsie is brought to the divine realm and meets the fire of heaven.

REAPERTALE (MONSTERS ARE GOD BEINGS - LYNSIE IS A INTENTIONAL ANOMALY)

Lynn: Papy, why did you bring me here? Sans wanted us to stay put in the Underworld.

PAPYRUS: IT'S FINE. BUT WE NEED ANSWERS. AND IF ANYONE KNOWS ANYTHING, IT'S GOING TO BE GERSON. HE'S VERY WISE.

Lynn: If you say so.

PAPYRUS: NOW WHERE IS HE...OH! GRILLBY! HAVE YOU SEEN GERSON?

Grillby: Gerson? I think he's consoling Asgore at the moment. Do you know where the throne room is?

PAPYRUS: OF COURSE. UM...WOULD YOU MIND WATCHING MY FRIEND FOR A MOMENT?

Grillby: Not a problem my friend.

PAPYRUS: GREAT. *LEAVES*

Lynn: *well this is awkward* Hello.

Grillby: *smiles* Hello there. Please, have a seat. It's rare I get to have company.

Lynn: Sure. *sits by the fire god*

Grillby: So what's your story? You must be special to make it up here.

Lynn: From what I've pieced together, Toriel made me and I came to life when she died. I know not my purpose. But I do know I can touch Death and not die. Oh! I and can make things come to life...sort of.

Grillby: What do you mean "sort of"? *this is interesting*

Lynn: I can restore life to the dying. And cut it short as well.

Grillby: *Holy crap!* That's amazing.

Lynn: I guess. Though I find myself a living representation of my mother's hypocrisy.

Grillby: What do you mean?

Lynn: Before they became friends, Toriel hated Death. Even though he never did anything personally to her, she despised him for reaping the souls of her children. So what does she do when they become friends? Makes me. A being that gives life and can take it away. If she became so comfortable about death enough to make me, why didn't she come back here to her loved ones? I mean, Asgore has been suffering since she left him and Asriel vanished. She's been selfish about the whole deal.

Grillby: She had her reasons. Try to look at it through her eyes. Seeing her beloved children die because of the order given by her husband. For a mother, it must have crushed her terribly.

Lynn: True, but death was needed. Overpopulation would consume more resources than the world could give. At the rate of things as they were, I'd expect the humans to resort to eating each other rather quickly.

Grillby: A fair point. But loss is something new to the world. Imagine never seeing the one you care about ever again because it was their time to die.

Lynn: Point made my friend. Though death is a necessary thing, it is the loss that comes from it that makes even gods weep.

Chara: Ah Grillby. The flaming voice of reason.

Lynsie: Yep. But it does bring up another point. Why isn't Toriel angry at Grillby too?

UF!Lynn: Yeah. Fire is both a creative and destructive force. It seems just because she can wield fire, she's all 'Oh, this is fine' about it.

Lynsie: There are a lot of incidents with Toriel being hypocritical. The part that ticks me off is that no one calls her out on it. I know I did when she overstepped.

UF!Lynn: You did too?

Lynsie: Yeah...Only now she goes all crazy over the boys.

UF!Lynn: Ha! Makes me wonder just how rough our swap selves have it, what with Asgore being the parent in the Ruins.

Ink!Sans: it does seem that she may have some control issues. because all that she loves seems to leave her if she can't control them. in fact, it's entirely possible that toriel suffers from thantophobia.

Chara: That would make sense. Though a phobia usually means it's an irrational fear. I think that one is perfectly rational in this case.

Lynsie: Mental disorders aside, I think we should move on to the next point. Otherwise we'll be here for ages discussing the many problems that our good friends have and what sins that burden their souls.

Chara: Agreed.

UF!Lynn: Maybe in the next break. But yeah, let's get this ball rolling.

Ink!Sans: scenario #7: lynsie meets a ghost for the first time.

REAPERTALE (MONSTERS ARE GOD BEINGS - LYNSIE IS A INTENTIONAL ANOMALY)

Lynn: *walks alone in a deserted town that has been laid to ruin* Seems the seeds of discord have been sown here as well. How far do you intend to take things brother?

Napstablook: *sees her and gets nervous* H-hello?

Lynn: *is that a ghost? great, now the dead can't rest in peace.* It's okay. I won't hurt you. *not sure I could even if I tried.*

Napstablook: *whimpering*

Lynn: You poor soul, what happened?

Napstablook: There were so many...*sniffling* They came without warning and did as much damage as they could. *weeps* They took my cousin!

Lynn: *eyes go dark*

Napstablook: *nervous* Are you okay?

Lynn: Which way did they go?

Napstablook: No! It's too dangerous! They'll kill you!

Lynn: The only ones to die will be those who had sinned. Now...Tell me where they headed.

Napstablook: I...I think I heard them say something about the old temple to the north.

Lynn: Thank you. *walks away*

Napstablook: Wait! What are you going to do?

Lynn: Me? *turns to him with a gentle smile* I'm going to bring your cousin home.

Napstablook: *watches her leave* Thank you.

Lynsie: Okay, a small glimpse of inner darkness. Very nice.

Chara: Why does the name hell's angel come to mind right now?

UF!Lynn: So was Blooky a ghost from before or did he get killed by the humans when they raided the town?

Ink!San: that part of the AU hasn't been fully decoded yet. all that is known is that he's a ghost. whether or not he died before or after the start of the era of corruption is unknown right now.

UF!Lynn: So you're making this up as you go?

Chara: sometimes that happens.

Lynsie: I work with what I can get. UnderLust was one I had to tweak a bit since some things weren't known yet. Heck, HorrorTale had even less data to go on than that, but I think that came out well.

UF!Lynn: Eh, I guess it's okay. After all, we live in an infinite amount of alternate universe. Maybe some of this actually happens.

Ink!San: that much is true.

Chara: So who's next?

Lynsie: I think it's the Alphys scene.

Ink!San: scenario #8: lynsie meets alphys.

REAPERTALE (MONSTERS ARE GOD BEINGS - LYNSIE IS A INTENTIONAL ANOMALY)

Alphys: So this is the Last born?

PAPYRUS: YES. TORIEL MADE HER, BUT AS TO WHY...WE DON'T KNOW.

Lynn: Howdy.

Alphys: And Gerson didn't have a clue?

PAPYRUS: YOU KNOW HIM. IF HE DOESN'T KNOW SOMETHING, HE SPINS IT INTO SOMETHING PHILOSOPHICAL ABOUT FATE.

Lynn: I'm more confused as to why he didn't know about the mirror.

Alphys: Mirror? What mirror?

Lynn: *the heck is going on here? why does no one remember the mirror? Or Gaster?* I-it's nothing. We just want to know if you can figure out a bit more into what I am?

Alphys: You want me to analyze you?

Lynn: Pretty much.

PAPYRUS: IT MAY HELP WITH THE CURRENT CORRUPTION HAPPENING ON EARTH.

Alphys: Well...Okay. If you think it'll really help.

Lynn: Will this be painful?

Alphys: *I have no clue* Probably not. *nervous laugh*

Chara: I get the feeling since the corruption makes Alphys a bit dumb, she;s gonna screw this up.

Lynsie: Highly likely.

UF!Lynn: I'd bet gold that it unleashes the darkness inside.

Chara: I'll take in on that.

Ink!Sans: too bad that part won't be mentioned here today.

Lynsie: But to ease you all, yeah...The Darkness will come out...and it won't go over with some gods to well.

UF!Lynn: Sweet!

Chara: I'd like to see that.

Lynsie: To bad, so sad. That's a story for another day. Inky, what's next?

Ink!Sans: oh! scenario #9: lynsie to the rescue of mettaton.

REAPERTALE (MONSTERS ARE GOD BEINGS - LYNSIE IS A INTENTIONAL ANOMALY)

Lynn: *stealthily sneaking into the temple*

*the temple has been ransacked and defiled, currently used as a hideout for gang of bandits*

Lynn: *okay...if I were a sinner, where would I hide hostages?*

Mettaton: *psst!*

Lynn: *that helps*

Mettaton: *whispers* Girl, get out of here. These people are dangerous.

Lynn: *approaches the cages* You humans really are a weird bunch. Treating each other like this. I bet when rain first happened you all thought the sky was falling. *inspects the locks*

Mettaton: What do you mean? You're human too.

Lynn: *glare* Do not lump me in the same kin as you lot.

Mettaton: *flinches* S-sorry darling.

Lynn: I met your cousin. I'm taking you back to him.

Mettaton: B-blooky?

Lynn: Yes. *gives up and yanks the locks off*

Mettaton: *jumps along with others at the harsh sound*

Bandit: Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?

Lynn: *growls* You and the others get out of here. Wait near by but hidden. You don't want to see this.

Mettaton: But...

Lynn: Go!

Mettaton: *feels bad to leave her but flees along with other captives*

Bandit: Get back here!

Lynn: *dark chuckles* Oh no you don't. You're quarrel is with me now. You filthy sinners.

Bandit: Look fellas. The bitch is feisty.

Bandit: Bet we can make a fine chunk of gold from selling her off.

Bandit: I can think of a far better use of her than that.

Lynn: *emanates a dark aura* You pathetic creatures...You reek of sin. It burns my nose with such a horrid stench. But...As even you are children of the great mother Toriel, I offer you a chance of mercy. Pray for forgiveness and the gods might save your souls.

Bandits: *mocking laughter*

Lynn: *you really made a stupid creature in humanity mother*

Bandit: You dumb bitch. There are no gods. If there were, they would've stopped us by now.

Lynn: *groans* Very well. You've made your choice. *forms a large sickle in her hand*

Bandits: *worrisome* Uh...What the hell...

Lynn: Oh ye of little faith. How you have strayed so far off the path of righteousness to the point you forget how you even came into being. Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. I look upon you now and judge you accordingly...

Banits: Get her! *they charge towards her*

Lynn: *grins* I hereby sentence you to death! *she swings the sickle*

Chara: Holy crap! You kill people! For once I can say I'm proud of you.

Lynsie: And just like that, a bit of me dies inside.

UF!Lynn: Man, you're such a loser. So we kill a few bastards. They were shit anyway. The world was better off without them.

Lynsie: Wow, justification like that is too stupid. By that logic, I can kill the postman for being late, or a farmer because he made a pet pig into bacon. God you're dense.

UF!Lynn: Fuck you.

Lynsie: If you did, would that be considered masturbation?

Chara: What?!

Ink!Sans: okay, this is getting way too weird for me. can we please stick the show.

Chara: For once, I agree with a comedian. There's only one more scene left.

Ink!Sans: thank you.

Chara: Then you two can have your cat fight.

Lynsie/UF!Lynn: Screw you!

Chara: *sly smirk*

Lynsie/UF!Lynn: *pervert*

Ink!Sans: *sighs* scenario #10: lynsie meets undyne.

REAPERTALE (MONSTERS ARE GOD BEINGS - LYNSIE IS A INTENTIONAL ANOMALY)

Undyne: Can someone tell me why a mortal is here in the upper realm?!

Lynn: *nervous* Nice to meet you too Goddess of War. *why did I have to look human?*

sans: ease off the kid, she's no threat.

Lynn: Sans! *hugs him without thinking* It's good to see you again.

Undyne: *stunned*

sans: *shocked* n-never heard that one before. someone happy to see me...*how the hell is she touching me and not dying?*

PAPYRUS: THERE YOU ARE! *COMES RUNNING*

Lynn: Hi Papy. *lets Sans go*

PAPYRUS: I TOLD YOU TO WAIT WITH GRILLBY. SORRY ABOUT THIS UNDYNE. I HOPE SHE WASN'T BOTHERING YOU.

Undyne: No...She wasn't bothering me...But can somebody explain something to me.

PAPYRUS: SURE.

Undyne: How the hell isn't she dead?!

Lynn: *confused*

sans: that i'm still trying to understand myself.

Undyne: Okay...Why is she here then?

PAPYRUS: OH! I BROUGHT HER. I FIGURED MAYBE GERSON WOULD KNOW SOMETHING.

Undyne: That...That's not a bad idea.

sans: did he?

PAPYRUS: I'M AFRAID NOT. I WAS GOING TO SEE ALPHYS NEXT.

Lynn: Why not Gaster? As the God of Magic, wouldn't he know something? After all, he did create you both.

Undyne: *scratches her head* who the hell is Gaster?

PAPYRUS: *WHY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR?*

sans: *what the...*

Lynn: You know, Gaster, God of Magic.

Undyne: Punk, there is no God of Magic.

Lynn: Yes there is. He's the one that forged the black hole into the brothers Death.

Undyne: No. Asgore did that.

Lynn: Is this a prank. I know the gods and the history. Gaster made Death.

Undyne: *puts a spear in her face* And I'm telling you there is NO Gaster!

PAPYRUS: UNDYNE PLEASE CALM DOWN.

sans: *leans in Lynn's ear* i know what you're saying is true. just drop it for now. something isn't right.

Undyne: Just take your freak to Alphys and get her out of here. *storms off in a huff*

Lynn: Freak?

PAPYRUS: NO, NO. YOU'RE NOT A FREAK. SHE'S JUST UPSET IS ALL AND LASHING OUT. YOU ARE NOT A FREAK. YOU'RE JUST DIFFERENT. AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING DIFFERENT.

sans: pap, get her to alphys. there's something i need to check real quick.

PAPYRUS: SURE THING BROTHER. COME ALONG LYNSIE.

Lynn: Okay...*holds Papyrus's hand* See you later Sans.

sans: take care kid. *disappears*

Lynn: *what the heck is going on?*

Ink!Sans: and that's the end of the script.

Lynsie: All in all, I give ReaperTale a 10 out of 10.

Chara: You do that for all AUs.

UF!Lynn: Hey, my world deserves a 10. It's badass!

Chara: That it is.

UF!Lynn: Even if a wuss like you is in it.

Chara: I am not a wuss!

Lynsie: *sighs* And there that starts again. Anyway, it was great having you over Inky. Sorry for all the weird awkwardness.

Ink!Sans: it's fine. at least it wasn't as bad as when chara kissed you or said he was going to bone the fell you.

Lynsie: True.

UF!Lynn: Wait...You said you were going to what?

Chara: Uh...Nothing?

Lynsie: Oh my. Seems demon bro finally bit off more than he could handle.

Chara: Shut up!

UF!Lynn: Don't yell at me when I'm yelling at you!

Chara: You're the same person you dumb bitch!

UF!Lynn: Oh hell no! *tackles him and begins punching*

Chara: *is forced to defend himself*

Lynsie: Okay...This I want to bet on.

Ink!Sans: my gold is on your alternate self.

Lynsie: I'd take that and raise that bro might try to get a little action.

Ink!Sans: deal. 50G?

Lynsie: Deal.

Error!Sans: *pops in and is instantly confused* uh...what IS happening?

Lynsie: Foreshadowing.

Chara: You...Stupid skank!

UF!Lynn: If you haven't learned it by now, I'm a very vindictive bitch!

Chara: *wincing* You call that a punch?

UF!Lynn: Try mocking me when I rip your dick off you little shit!

Error!Sans: and WE'RE just gonna let them FIGHT it out?

Ink!Sans: yep. we've already got a pool going.

Lynsie: Want in on it?

Error!Sans: ...my gold is on you. maybe add a bit more on you for biting into his throat. fell you is a biter. *pulls out gold*

Lynsie: Sweet. Oh! I forgot we were still on camera. I thank all you lovelies for watch/reading and don't worry, with your help, there will be plenty more spoofs to come. So till next time...This is Lynsie, the Pacifist human anomaly. Signing out, because this shit is just getting good!

Error!Sans: YES! pay up.

Lynsie: Not yet...

Chara: Argh! Son of a bitch!

Ink!Sans: is that suppose to bend that way? *hands over gold*

Lynsie: Nope. No it is not. *hands over gold*

Error!Sans: *collects gold* best TIME ever.

Chara: Fuck you all! Ow!