.: One Shot: Jercy Bromance :.
Tonight
We are young
So let's set the world on fire
We can burn brighter than the sun
"So, what happened?" Jason asked.
He and Nico were both in the same place from earlier. It was five-thirty, and Nico was prepared. Well, he did occasionally pace and mutter that caused people to look at him weirdly, but he was relaxed.
"Well, he likes Solangelo, and explained the terms," Nico confided.
"Dude! Congratulations! He totally likes you."
"Um, can you just explain what Solangelo is? I can't decipher these words. Back in the past, remember? Can't understand new technology and texting."
"Just like any other parents or grandpas," Jason grinned.
"I prefer 'Lost my childhood', but that could work, too."
"Seriously. You're like a fifty year old trapped in a teenage body."
"A fifty-year old who has a crush on a fifteen-year old. That's a great compliment, really."
"Solangelo is a pairing … with you and Will together!"
Nico nearly had a heart attack from the statement. "Jason! You better run, because I will kill you!"
"Ignoring all puns aside, just tell me what the problem is." Jason couldn't keep the grin off his face, and obviously wasn't intimidated.
"I practically told Will I had a crush on him! He thinks I'm a lovesick stalker now - thanks a lot!"
To his annoyance, Jason began chuckling. "I think that's an exaggeration."
Nico couldn't help but stamp his foot. He didn't like being laughed at.
"S-Sorry," Jason managed to say. "I just imagined you being a stalker. Hilarious!" He began to laugh again.
"What's up?" Percy arrived, nudging Jason.
"Nico thinks he's a lovesick stalker!" Jason blabbed.
"Good one, di Angelo!" Percy cracked up.
Nico stared at the two boys, shaking his head. "I don't see what's so funny."
"No, imagine you in all black, and being all lovesick," Jason said.
"You're a lovesick zombie!" Percy crowed.
"I still don't get it." Nico rolled his eyes. "I wonder how Annabeth and Piper can stand you two."
"I'm handsome, funny, and awesome at fighting," Jason said. He was the first to remain composure.
"Funny? Jason?" Percy for the first time looked serious. "No way! Jason is the antonym of funny! In fact, if you look up in a dictionary 'No fun' it shows Jason's face!"
"Hey!" Jason started to look angry. "If you see 'Stupid' in a dictionary, it'll show Percy!"
"Oh yeah?" Percy challenged. "I'm not talking to you!"
"I can't believe I had a crush on you," Nico stated, and then blinked, realising he said it out loud. Fortunately, Percy and Jason were still arguing.
"Do you want me to call your girlfriends?" Nico shouted.
Percy and Jason stepped away from each other, guilty.
"No, that's okay," Jason said. "We can handle this."
Percy scoffed. "Yeah, right, Jason. You're just scared of getting in trouble." He adopted a deeper voice, supposedly Jason. "Oh, no! I'm Jason Grace, a hero that every single girl admires. I hope everyone loves me and I don't mess up! Because I am perfect, Perfect, PERFECT."
"I do not sound like that!" Jason protested.
Nico had to admit, Percy could mimic Jason very well.
"I'm Percy. I will do anything for my friends, because I am loyal! My whole life is centered around them. I don't know what I'll do without them," Jason said.
"You both know that you're just complimenting each other, right?" Nico said, his point lost.
"I can give better dating advice!" Percy shouted.
"Oh yeah? I got Solangelo together," Jason pressed.
"Hey, without me, Frazel would have never even talked! With my help -"
"How was it you? Remember the thing with Hazel and Leo?"
"Yeah, but in the end Frank and Hazel got together!"
"I got my girlfriend first!" Percy bragged.
"Yeah, well…" Jason frowned. "How old were you? I found Piper at literally 'love at first sight'."
"Oh, uh, me and Annabeth started dating a sixteen, but technically I was younger than you. So hah!"
"Plus, Annabeth started to like Percy at age twelve," Nico added helpfully. "Only a little bit."
"You ship Percabeth?" Jason looked hurt. "What about Jasper?!"
/words.
are. flowing.
out. like. endless.
rain. into. a. paper. cup.\
- Across the Universe, The Beatles
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A/N: You won't get an email about this story being updated when I replace chapter five, so keep that in mind. Truthfully, I had this chapter ever since January. I just went ahead and wrote the one-shot because I love Jercy bromance.
