I mentioned Regina losing a bet to Emma in one of my one-shots and dear cruellasdarling really wanted to know what this was all about. So Lisa here you have the story of how Regina ended up wearing Emma's red leather jacket. Enjoy!
Be ready for OutlawQueen smut and SwanQueen friendship and a brief CS Moment
Robin and Regina stroll slowly down the street their hands joined. The night is clear and the sky covered in stars as they're stealing kisses and share smitten glances. It has been so long since there was no monster no evil witches no whatever they had to fight. Neither of them knows how life feels without always fearing about the next punch thrown.
But today it's a calm night Henry and Roland are with the Merry Men (a camping adventure the boys have wanted for quite some time) and little Charlotte has been placed in her godmother's arms. Snow loves their new bundle of joy and doesn't mind at all to take her for a night.
So Robin and Regina first went to Granny's eating dinner laughing and finally feeling like a somewhat normal couple. At least as normal as you can be when you are the former Evil Queen and the former prince of thieves. They ate and talked about everything and nothing simply enjoying being with each other.
Robin has made it his goal to make her smile as often as possible and Regina has to admit that he succeedes. The evening has been lovely neither of them can stop grinning at each other like idiots their lips finding each other's over and over again.
So when they are walking home both can't really keep their hands to themselves thrilled of what they will do as soon as they reach Regina's comfortable bed. They are getting closer and closer…till they suddenly hear a scream.
"What was what?" Regina asks alarmed glancing around. Her and Robin's eyes meet concern in both of them. Their lives have been turned upside down one too many times and both are anxious. Robin tightens his grip on Regina's hand and step by step they close the distance to the source of the scream.
Emma's bug.
As soon as Regina recognizes that the loud scream came from her friend's metal coffin of wheels she doesn't hesitate running towards it Robin close behind her. She rips the car door open a fireball already ready in her hand when she stops dead.
Emma is there and actually was the one who screamed but her blond friend was everything but in danger. Well except of being in danger getting killed by Regina herself because she likely won't ever get that image out of her mind.
Emma was lying (how the hell do they even fit in that little yellow box?) and the one-handed –wonder on top her clearly being busy with well each other. It takes a few moments for Regina and Robin to get over what is happening in front of them and for Emma and Hook to realize that they have company.
"Damnit Regina what the hell are you doing here?" Emma cries cheeks turning red. "Language Miss. Swan, " is all Regina replies dryly while Robin has to bit his lip to not burst into laughter. Hook who finally caught up to all grins smug while Emma tries to cover both of them.
"Screw it Regina. What are you two doing in my car?" Emma repeats still embarrassed to no end. "We heard screams and though you manged to get yourself in trouble once again," Regina answers clearly enjoying the situation. "But it seems the only danger you in is getting caught for improper behaviour."
"I'm a grown woman and if…" Emma stars only to be interrupted by Regina:" Just be glad we caught you in your "I'm –gonna-screw-the-pirate-in-the-backsit-of-my-car-like-a-hormonal-teenage and not your parents. Not sure if either one of you would survive that. Not to mention that you are red like a tomato"
Emma and Hook's face are now getting a darker shade of red while Robin and Regina can't stop themselves to start snickering which turns into loud laugher as the two caught ones slowly climb out of the car dressed by a wave of Emma's hand.
"Don't grin like that Madame Mayor. Like you and Robin never get some time alone," Emma mutters punching Regina softly. "No dear Robin and I know how to behave right?" Regina says leaning against Robin. "Of course we do milady always, "Robin agrees still chuckling.
"I bet you don't," Emma shouts still embarrassed to be caught by her friends. "I bet we do," Regina answers glaring softly at Emma. "Yeah sure. But if you are so sure Mrs and Mr. We-are-not-doing-the-dirty-dance how about an actual bet?" Emma asks a smirk appearing on her face.
"What kind of bet dear?" Regina questions eying her friend suspiciously. "Simple thing. If I catch you and Robin having sex let's say within the next month I win, if I don't you do. Deal?"
"What does the loser has to do, "Robin asks curiously. Emma stays silent for a moment trying to come up with something that will piss off Regina. It then finally made click.
"We change clothes." "What?" Regina asks nervously. "We exchange our clothes. If I lose I'm gonna run around a day in your uncomfortable sensible pantsuits if you lose you wear my red leather jacket and those fucking sexy jeans you've been complaining about forever."
Regina reminds silent clearly thinking if it is worth the risk running around in Emma's hideous clothes for a day. But in the end Regina never backs down from a challenge and it's not no sex is just not getting caught by Emma doing it. They can do that.
"Deal," Regina agrees shaking Emma's hand. She soon has to find out that that was a big mistake.
Just two weeks later Regina regrets agreeing to this.
She and Robin again have the evening to themselves enjoying a picnic in the woods surrounded by candles (Robin's idea) and soft music (Regina's idea Robin is still a bit confused by the music of this world). They sit on the blanket exchanging soft kisses they soon become more. It has been some time since they were with each other three children and running a town with fairy-tale characters in them doesn't leave much time for other more pleasurable activities
Soon their kisses deepen their hands roam. Robin slowly kisses his way down sucks at her pulse point down her cleavage softly unbuttoning her silk blouse moaning at the sight of the purple lace bra. "You are a bloody goddess," Robin whispers as he opens her bra and as his mouth finds her nipples and sucks all thoughts about a bet are gonna from Regina's mind. She arches into his touch cries out as his other hand finds her other breast and starts kneading it.
Regina presses Robin's head closer dizzy of everything he makes her feel. "Robin I need more," she hisses and groans as Robin's finger find their way into her pants and then in her panties. He pulls down her pants a bit to get better access as he pushes a finger into her making her scream. "Spread your legs a bit love, "Robin tells her and Regina does as asked. God does it feel good.
Regina knows she is loud but who cares? They are in the middle of the forest even Emma won't find them here and Robin…well he loves to hear which sounds he can get out of her so she only screams louder as he changes the angle of his thrusts hitting her g-spot over and over again.
"God Robin harder please," Regina moans and moves her hips with his fingers. Hell does she love this loves his touches loves how he makes her feel like the most beautiful creature in all the realms how much she loves him.
"Like that love?" Robin asks and keeps going at her frantic nod pressing onto her clit. She is getting close so close wondering where a thief has learnt to be so good with his hands. "Robin I'm close don't stop," Regina mumbles. Damn just a little bit and she is gone just a bit and she will…
"Ah I knew I would catch you two," Emma shouts triumphant standing right in front them. Regina as well as Robin jump away from each other Regina trying to pull her pants up. Damnit, damnit how the hell did Emma find them out here?
Now its Robin and Regina who's faces are red of embarrassment. Robin chuckles but avoids Emma's gaze while Regna shots her best Evil Queen glare at Emma. "Guess who's gonna wear my clothes tomorrow? " Emma laughs. "Shut up Emma, "Regina mutters angrily already cringing only at the thought of running around in that awful clothes.
"See you tomorrow Your Majesty before work. Aww I can't wait to see you. I'm sure red suits you," Emma grins and since the blond woman knows when it's better to get away from Regina's wrath she winks at her dark-haired friend and disappears in a cloud of white smoke.
"Well milady for what it's worth…Emma is right you look quite fetching in red," Robin tells her pressing a soft kiss on her temple snickering at her sourly expression. "But Emma's taste is beyond hideous. I'll look like hell." Regina mutters sighing dramatically. "You look stunning in everything," Robin tries to calm his soulmate.
When Emma comes by the next morning grinning like a Cheshire cat not even slightly intimidated by Regina's glare (Regina does sometimes misses when people were actually afraid of her) and hands over her clothes. It takes forever till Regina comes out now wearing tight jeans, a dark top and the infamous red leather jacket. God she looks hideous it's even worse than she thought. She might has to overthink her entire friendship with Emma again. How could be friends with somebody who had such a bad taste? But she was Snow White's daughter after all so Regina might has to be lenient with her.
Not that all this is already bad enough as Regina steps out of her house it isn't just Robin , Emma and her no her sons , the Charming's and quite a few of the Merry Men have joined them all eagerly awaiting the Queen in a red leather jacket and as soon she comes out she has to blink against the flashlight of a camera. Who dares to take a picture of her looking like this? She gonna rip that person apart she will…"Hey mum you look great," Henry grins holding up his camera.
Great they chose her son to make the photos knowing he was more or less safe from her wrath. Regina glares at every single one standing there and is ready to throw a fireball at Snow`s: "Aww Regina you look adorable."
But then Henry starts to laugh and soon everybody follows and not too long after Regina can't keep up her evil glare and joins her family. Because they might be laughing at her but their eyes are full of love and joy and warmth.
Love and joy and warmth directed at her. She sees only this no hate no disgust no fear and that makes her so happy that yes she will run around whole day in this hideous outfit and she will smile.
Smile because you can only lose bets to your best friend over having sex with your boyfriend and getting laughed at when you actually have a family.
And wearing that red leather jacket….that's a price Regina is more than willing to pay for seeing them laugh happily.
