Author: well guys, aga-

Background: *smash*

Author: dammit, I have to go. My most powerful character will be handling the story for now. *draws a sword and a pistol and leaves*

?: *sigh* hello my name is Jun and yes I am Shadow's most powerful character and no I will not show off my power. Anyways, Shadows gave you guys a fight scene to make up for the long absence. On with the show.

Bill: hey I'm- oh no.

Dipper's POV

I am not in a good mood and it started so well. I let out a small sigh and mounted Orion. "What kind of annoyance?" Orion asked. I used the mente collegare spell, or mind connect with Orion.

"The gnome kind" I said. I am gonna have a thorough talk with Jeff at the end of the day. The ride was uneventful, well at least for everyone else. I on the other hand had to use a clone spell to keep the magical creatures away. Some didn't take it to well.

Richard wasn't helping my mood either. He kept staring at Pacifica and with subtle search through his mind, what he had in mind for her was not exactly nice. I won't say clean because my thoughts are not clean either just not as cruel.

As we were heading back Richard caught my attention."besides the gnomes, what else is there in gravity falls?" He asked. I shrugged. "There's plenty of odd stuff around here. But I advise not to look for anything or to tell anyone else about this." I said.

Third person POV

Bill wandered the dream realm. "Now where are the other dream demons?" he asked out loud. Bill's eye swept across the expanse.

"I thought I.." bill said as his eye narrowed.

"Surprise Bill." Will said from behind Bill. Bill fired a beam at will who lazily dodged. "Did the wipe effect you that greatly?" Will asked.

"You try getting burned by the flames of the void!" Bill yelled as he shot another laser at will. "Sadly I think I won't be able taste that particular flame in very long time." Will taunted.

Bill turned red but then turned back his normal yellow. "Dammit." Bill said. "Awww, little billy can't go red." Will taunted. Bill was physically shaking and then sighed.

Bill changed into a human form. (Look at a picture of a human Bill). "I hate this form." Bill commented as he narrowed his one good eye. A long sword appeared in his right hand.

A katana appeared in Will's right hand. Will then held it above his head while fully extending his left arm in front of me.

They stared at each other for a while unmoving, not even they're hearts beat. Then Will's heart beats. The flourish of blades was unable to be seen by most mortals. Each slice and stab was carefully calculated to cause maximum damage with deadly accuracy.

"You've gotten slow Will, time alone dull your skills?" Bill taunted as he slowly started wining. Will smiled but it did not reach his eyes. "Oh dear brother, has the void flames erased the memories of our childhood or did you willing forget?" Will asked before he turned into a rat and scurried up Bill's pant leg

Bill started laughing hard and dropped his sword. "S-st-op I-t W-il-l!" Bill said laughing. Will left through the sleeve on Bill's right arm. "Dammit will." Bill said. Bill looked around and did not see Will. "Coward." Bill muttered said as he shifted back into a triangle and floated brother.

Will appeared back in existence with a sad smile. "You may have forgotten our childhood Billy, but I didn't." Will muttered to himself.

Earth

"Remind me again, why aren't we following Dipper?" Agent sun asked. "In recent months Dipper Pines has noticed undercover operations without fail, luckily he doesn't mess with the operation." Trigger answered.

Sun raised an eye brow. "Really?" She asked. "Yes, agents working on operation Slippery heaven reported that Dipper Pines identified the agents working on the project and even stated the objective, luckily no one else was around." Powers stated.

"Wow that was risky move." Sun commented. "It was but for what ever reason the agents where scared of Dipper." Trigger explained. "Trained secret agents are scared of a 15 year old kid." Sun said unimpressed.

Trigger shrugged. "We haven't met the kid so we don't know the feeling. Come on, help me power up the communication disk."

Dipper's POV

We just said goodbye to the last tour group of the day. "Thanks for helping with the tours." Pacifica said once she got her horse, Molly, unsaddled and into the coral with the other horses.

The ground shook. "What the heck was that?" Pacifica asked. "First day here." I stated. Pacifica stood there for a second before understanding. Over the time apart I told her all the adventures that me and Mable went on, including my adventure with The Manotaurs, she got a laugh out of that one.

I grabbed Pacfica's hand and dragged her to the front of the shack as the ground shook. Mom and Dad where already outside a confused with a Mabel, Soos, Melody and Wendy.

"Dipper did you?" Mabel began. I smiled. "Not this time, Gnomes." I said. Dad groaned in recognition, mom was just confused. Soos and Melody came out side.

A giant mass of gnomes landed in front of the shack. Mom screamed. I heard several groans of annoyance

"Hello Jeff." I greeted Cooley. "Hello Dipper, how's my main male human." Jeff asked casually. I shrugged "not to bad, we should catch up later on. So what do you want?" I asked knowing what he wanted.

"We kinda need a queen, and Mable is the best girl we know of." Jeff said. I rolled my eyes then shoulders and stepped forward.

"Like last time Jeff, the answer is NO!" Mabel yelled. "She's right, and if you want to try, you have to go through me." I stated with a cocky smirk. "No hard feelings?" Jeff asked. "No hard feelings." I replied nonchalantly.

Jeff pulled back on a gnome's hat and the giant threw a punch directly at me. Mom, Mabel

And Melody screamed.

Shary's POV

I couldn't look away as the giant things fist was about to crush my Little Dipper . Dipper didn't even flinch as death accelerated towards him.

The fist was only a few inches away when chains exploded out of Dipper's wristbands and formed a shield in front of him. Each chain was, from what I can see at least a few inches tick and was wound tightly together as it floated above the earth.

The things with funny hats on the fist fell off groaning in pain. The thing on top eyes widen. "Well, that's new." It commented. The blond girl had a small smile on her lips from what I can see.

Dipper hadn't even moved when the chains separated. As the chains disentangled them selfs they shrunk to a normal size. "That's not all they can do." Dipper said as the chains started to wrap around the limbs of the giant. "Ahh, Dipper, buddy. No need to be harsh." The thing on top commented shaking nervously with fear in his eyes. I would too if i was in his situation and to be honest, I am scared of my own baby boy.

Dipper flicked his wrist and the giant fell apart. The chains wrapped around the leader and brought it in front of Dipper. "Well, at least I know you picked up a few tricks." It commented chuckling deafened.

"See ya later, Jeff." Dipper said as he started to swing his wrist above his head. Jeff started to spin around at high speeds. Then the chains let him go and the creature flew very far.

"What just happened!?" I yelled. Shaun chuckled nervously. "I had hoped to keep the oddity gravity falls a secret at least for a week." He said.

"Well, at least it isn't be boring around here." said a Gruff voice.

Will's POV

Ah, family reunions always heart warming. "Uncles are the best thing ever invented, am I right pine tree?" I said reminiscing. I then laughed at my use of Bill's nickname for Dipper.

Stanford and Stanley stood side by with identical smirks. Both men were buff with some what gray hairs. Stanford's glasses where smooth, and if you look closely little lights were on the rims of the glasses. Stanley had blocky glasses with the lights as well. There was something else that was different about them but I couldn't put my finger on it.

The younger twins crash into the older twins causing them to stumble a little. "Hey kids." Stanley said laughing.

Shaun came over and stood in front Ford. Dipper was already at the side when his dad walked in front of the dimensional traveler. "You really are Stanley's twin." Shaun chuckled. "Yea, it really helped last summer." Ford said rubbing the back of his head. Shaun then hugged the older man. Ford was stunned for a second the retuned the hug.

A tear welled up in my left eye and I let it fall.

"Hey uncle Ford, did you happen on your adventures to find an age manipulating anomaly?" Dipper asked.

Ford released Shaun and nodded. I laughed at the revelation. "The fountain of youth to be precise." Ford explained while his mood darkens. Stan's face also darkens.

My mood also darkened. The fountain of youth requires sacrifice to reverse age. "It's gone now." Ford said.

"How old are you biologically now?" Dipper asked. "We are 36." Stanley said.

Jun: welp, that happened. Review and if you made fan art send it in to shadow. He'll be gone for awhile, I'll handle the story writing for now.

Bill: *inside a bubble* HELP!

Jun: shut up ya third demon *kicks bubble*

Bill: HELPPPPPPPPPP!