Ginny frowned the bottle was once again pointing at her.

"Truth or Dare?"

"Truth."

"Who did you loose your virginity to?"

"Blaise Zabini." Ginny blurted her face going crimson. It was anger. She was fuming as she spun the bottle. It landed on Severus. "Truth or Dare?"

"Dare." Severus drawled.

"I dare you to tell everyone who your first love was."

"That's stupid." Harry scoffed, "It was Lily Potter nee Evans."

All eyes went to Severus who looked mildly amused.

"It was Lily Potter nee Evans." he confirmed. Ginny was gaping like a fish. "Did you think to embarrass me? You and Draco are the only one's in this room who didn't know." his eyes went to Hermione. "I have no doubt Harry told you as soon as he found out. "

Hermione nodded and smirked at the memory which prompted Harry to take a drink. Which prompted Hermione to grab a plate with Cheese Treacle Tart on it and a fork and give it to him he sighed and cut a piece off to eat it.

Severus snorted and spun the bottle. It landed on Hermione.

"Well, just who I wanted it to land on. " He said, Hermione squirmed. " Truth or Dare?"

"Truth."

"What is you relationship to Harry?"

Everyone in the room seemed intent on getting this answer Hermione laughed Harry was suitably distracted by his favorite food and had no clue what was going on.

"Harry is my little brother in all but blood. " She smiled at the distracted teen. " Nothing else. " Severus nodded . She spun the bottle and sighed. She looked at Lucius and her smirk had the man shivering. " Truth or Dare?"

"Dare."

"Wrong choice." Harry was back though only half way through the dessert. "You are so going to regret this."

"I dare you to let Sirius mess up your hair."

Lucius looked appalled. Draco quickly fled over another space between Severus and Tom then deciding he wasn't far enough way looked at Harry.

"Tell the broom to switch me spots."

"Ginny switch spots with Draco."

Ginny went without a fuss but she had to admit she felt like this was the more dangerous side of the circle. Then laughed at herself for even thinking it. They didn't have magic there was nothing they could to her. Draco sighed in relief he was now between Granger and the werewolf and felt safer.

Sirius whooped and fell on Lucius messing up the man's hair. Lucius protested loudly. But when it was done it looked worse than Bella's.

"You may not comb it out for four turns. " Hermione replied. "Your turn. "

Lucius spun the bottle and it landed on Bella.

"Truth or Dare?"

"Truth."

"Are you or Rudolphus infertile or just can't stay in the same room long enough to even do the job so you could get an heir?"

"I didn't want to marry him in the first place so why would I give the LeStranges an heir?!" Bella shrieked, seeing Harry's plate empty she switched it with the Cherry tart on another plate. He sighed. "I am more than capable of having children!"


"Hello?!"

"NO!" everyone yelled rushing for the door but Narcissa Malfoy was just shutting it. "Dammit!"

Hermione quickly explained everything while trying to stop Harry from drowning himself in the bottle of Fire Whiskey he seemed to be favoring today.

"The Weasley twins just told me I needed to come here." She said blinking at the circle. "They were rather busy but caught me in the alley and said to come here that any Black would do."

"That is not what I told them." Harry finally said putting the bottle down and picking up the tart Bella had given him he sighed. Winky appeared with a note.

"Winky is be finding this on Master's next bottle of Whiskey."

"Your group now has too many people one is permitted to leave but no one related to the Black's in the last 15 generations. " He read. "Well, I can't leave, Narcissa, and Bella can't leave, Sirius can't leave, Remy lives here, Hermione can't be out of my sight for more than a few seconds before I start freaking out. Draco cant leave, Lucius wont leave his family here, Tom wont leave until I'm dead if Sev left he'd have to go back to Dumbledore so he wont leave so ...Winky please deposit Ginny outside and wipe her memory of our location. Drop at Fred and George's. "

"Winky is doing as Master is asking." She grabbed the loudly protesting Ginny and vanished.

"Feel better now, pup?" Sirius laughed, "Getting rid of her?"

"You have no idea."

"Whose turn was it?" Severus drawled, "Bella!"

"Right." Bella nodded, but first." Lucius has cheated on you." she told her sister. "Siri is going to become Lord Black dissolve the marriage and get you sole custody of Drakky."

Cissy squealed and was hugging Sirius and kissing his cheek thanking him. She'd taken Ginny's place and Draco had switched with Sirius.

"Go back to your own side!" Sirius growled pushing the woman off of him. She quickly did as told less he change his mind. "Dammit! Remy research why Black women are so crazy!"

"No research needed for that." Harry scoffed. "Hermione."

Hermione instantly began.

"It's do to the Black's inbreeding." she said, "It's a proven fact that if cousins marry anything before the fifth cousin it causes all sorts of problems."

"Thank you, 'Mione." Harry said, "Bella."

Bella choosing to ignore the fact spun. It landed on Tom.

"Truth of Dare, My Lord."

"Truth."

"Out of the people in this room who would you rather kiss?"

"Shameless." Harry stated taking a bite as Winky reappeared, "Drinks for anyone who wants them."

The elf nodded and quickly took orders.

"Give Harry the good goblin wine in the basement." Sirius said then thought. "In fact bring up a few bottles, we'll all have some. Oh, uh...please."

Winky nodded and vanished.

"Good boy." Hermione praised and gave him a rather large piece of the chocolate cake Winky had left. Remus was almost drooling. "We be nice to the little house elves."

Sirius nodded in agreement as he took the first bite. He moaned in pleasure. Remus' eyes flashed he wanted that chocolate.

Tom cleared his throat.

"Out of all of you I would choose Harry."

Harry jolted fork half way to his mouth and looked at the man. Then looked at Hermione clearly expecting her to tell him he missed something. Hermione sighed and quickly caught him up. With that he shrugged and went back to his treat.

"He really doesn't care?" Draco asked shocked. "Is he okay?"

"No he isn't!" Hermione yelled, "and having house elves deliver beer and whiskey and wine isn't helping!"

"You gave him cake for that." Severus pointed out.

"No I gave him cake for being nice to Winky!" Hermione fumed. "I've been trying everything! Do you know how hard it is to re train a Pure Blood?! I finally discovered almost all Pure Blood men and teens are the same." She had cut a slice and was passing it to Remus who looked ready to pounce and devour the whole thing. "You feed them to get results!"

"It's the best policy when dealing with men, dear." Cissy chuckled, "You of course must be Hermione Granger the House Elf activist."

"I am an activist for all creatures the Ministry is discriminating against. " Hermione replied more calmly. "It's a real sore subject with me."

"We all have our pet projects." Cissy assured her. "My Lord, it's your turn."

Tom had been staring at Harry this whole time something was wrong. Winky arrived back with glasses and wine. Everyone said thank you and was rewarded with cake in which Harry had just noticed was there. He eagerly took the chocolate.


There was something very wrong with this boy and he was determined to figure out what. He spun the bottle. He smirked it had once again landed on Harry. Hermione let out a noise of frustration and began trying to get the boy's attention. Harry blinked down at the bottle.

"I call magic!"

"We can't use magic, Harry." Draco reminded him. "Though it is strange. "

"What did I choose last time, 'Mione?"

"Truth." she stated promptly. "I wouldn't advise doing it again in your current state, Harry."

"Truth." Hermione growled and pulled at her hair. Sirius quickly switched with Remus who began trying to calm the witch.

"Where did you sleep at your aunts house?"

Harry froze and Hermione was suddenly very concerned and was trying to get him to breath.

"Oh, right." Bella said suddenly to Cissy. "We also established Harry is abused by the Muggles who raised him. His aunt forced him to cook at five then beat him with a hot frying pan and his uncle abuses him the most."

Cissy looked appalled and stared at the obviously disturbed teen only a few months younger than her own.

"In the cupboard under the stairs." Harry said, "My letter came addressed that way. When I was twelve for some reason they put me in Dudley's second bedroom but had put bars on the window. I only found out later it was the Weasley's could stage an elaborate rescue. Dumbledore gave the idea to Ron and had sent word to my aunt she convinced my uncle. Ron then talked to the twins who were worried and they flew the flying car to rescue me I think Dumbledore actually wants to expose magic. Anyway after that it was back in cupboard. "

He grabbed his new drink and drank Hermione was once again crying on him both Sirius and Remus looked ready to kill. Remus was growling reminding them all he was a werewolf. Harry spun the bottle and landed on Cissy.

"Oh, how is that fair I don't know anything about her." Harry whined. He seemed to think. "Sev, you have to give her the potion." Severus growled at the name again but passed the potion to Cissy. "We all took it ." she shrugged and downed it. " Truth or Dare?"

"Truth."

"Who was the worst person in your mind that you ever had a crush on?"

"HARRY!" Draco cried, "This my mother!"

"James Potter." Cissy stated causing Sirius and Remus to burst out laughing and Lucius and Severus to choke on their drinks. Bella cackled she liked that answer. Tom just cocked his eyebrow looking around at the reactions. Draco and Hermione both looked thoughtful and Harry just blinked at her. "Oh, dear I haven't thought about that in ages."

"Just spin the bottle!" Lucius growled.

She did and to his horror it landed on him.


"Justice if I've ever heard of it." Harry chuckled darkly. "I wouldn't choose Truth if I were you."

"Truth or Dare, Lucius?"

"Dare!" Lucius decided to take Harry's advice on this one.

"I dare you to tell me who was the first person you cheated on me with and when it was!"

"Of course I forgot that most of the room is in Slytherin so you wouldn't be getting around the question either way." Harry said thoughtfully and innocently. Hermione snorted in to her wine. She normally didn't drink but Remus had asked her to just taste it. It was good. She set it down and giggled again. "Oh, do continue, Lucy."

"Don't call me that." Harry shrugged at him. " I cheated on you with Mia Zabini and on our wedding night. " He growled at his own answer. It was of course true. He swore that woman was a damn Siren. Draco was hiding in his mother's arms she looked murderous and he was trapped between two Black women as Severus sensing danger had moved on the other side of Bella. He weighed his options. He sat with Cissy on his right, then Draco, then Tom, Harry, Hermione, Remus, Sirius, Severus and Bella on his left. He was not in a good position. He quickly spun the bottle it landed on Sirius. "Truth or Dare."

"Murder."

"Not a choice, Siri." Hermione said trying to force another sweet on Harry and settled for putting a bowl of popcorn in front of him. "You have to leave him alive until we're out of here."

"I can think of a few Muggle ways to do it." Sirius growled, "Poison's Sn- Severus wouldn't have a cure for. I know we have some carving knives around here somewhere. I could strangle him. The full moon's only a few weeks away I can set Moony on him."

"We don't have a gun so we can't shoot him." Harry pipped up. "We could drown him. Lock him in the basement without food. Feed him to the Dementors. Lock him in a room with your mother's portrait ..."

"Oh, I like that one!" Sirius beamed, Hermione had once dissolved into to giggles over the last one. She quickly recovered, "If Kreacher ever comes back I could get him to stand guard and make sure he can't get out. "

"We can just have Dobby do it. " Hermione said, "He should be back from wreaking havoc soon. "

Tom cleared his throat.

"As amusing as I'm finding this take your turn."

"Fine." Sirius huffed still planning on doing his dare. "Hermione , give the vain prick a brush or comb. "

"Not mine!" She argued. "I need them! Do you have any idea what happens to my hair if I don't constantly work with it. I normally use magic!" Harry was laughing again so she proceeded to hit him with the pillow. "it's not funny!"

"Yes it is!" Harry argued back. "Okay, Okay! Winky!" Winky appeared. "A brush and comb for Lucius , please." he lowered his voice . "The cursed one in Walburga's room please."

Winky beamed and vanished. They all heard a loud fight upstairs and all looked up.

"Looks like Kreacher is still in the house." Bella stated, they could hear two voices yelling. Winky clearing yelling' Master Harry's orders!' and Kreacher yelling about the brush. Winky apparently won as she arrived back with the brush and comb. "Oh, but that's..."

Harry cleared his throat and gave her a pointed glare she got that evil happy smile on her face like she'd just been told she was going to get to torture Dumbledore. She nodded rapidly.

"I choose Truth." Sirius said quickly , trying to distract Cissy from figuring it out. But she smirked at him. Draco seemed to recover from the shock and was Curious. Hermione having had a run in with the brush was hiding her face trying to stifle her giggles. "Well, get on with it."

"Fine!" Lucius growled, "Is it true that you and James Potter were lovers?"

Wine went spitting across the room. Hermione was pounding on Harry's back as Bella moved so she didn't get hit with it.

"No, it wasn't." Sirius assured his Godson. "Lily would have hexed me within an inch of my life not to mention what she would have done to James. Just ask Hermione there are spells for that sort of thing. And back in school those were just rumors because we were so close. "

Harry coughed while nodding and glared at Lucius.

"Use the brush! NOW!"

Lucius quickly began brushing his hair only for the brush to come alive and start hitting him.

"Sadly that didn't make me feel better." Harry told Hermione, in a whisper, "We are fully stocked on Weasley products right?"

"Fully ." She assured him. Patting his arm she handed him a potion. He smirked noticing which one it was. "Siri!"

Harry passed it to Tom, who gave it to Draco who looked worried as he gave it to Cissy. While Lucius was distracted she dumped it in his drink. Sirius trying to hold in a laugh quickly spun the bottle.


It landed on Hermione.

"Truth or Dare, 'Mione." he asked adopting Harry's nickname for her.

"Dare!"

Harry clicked his tongue at her as he ate his popcorn and watched Lucius battling with the brush.

"I dare you and Moony to make out for two minutes no less."

Harry's attention was now focused his eyes flashing. Remus saw and swallowed roughly of course everyone , except Lucius , also noticed. Hermione was beat red and Remus was blushing.

"Now really , Padfoot, Harry's going to kill me for kissing his sister!"

"It's a dare!" Sirius said smugly.

Remus gathered his courage and went for it like Harry had done facing down Severus. He was soon in Heaven kissing Hermione. Who he could smell was enjoying it as much as he was.

Harry watched his watch his anger raising . He had to protect Hermione. He walked out of the room and returned with a pot in his hands . When it was time he dumped it over Remus who screamed and backed off . His teeth began chattering. The water had had ice in it. Harry returned the pot and reclaimed his seat. Sirius was roaring with laughter.

"Protective aren't you, Harry?" Tom mused, noting Severus seemed to be trying to control himself from laughing. "She's your sister not your girlfriend. "

"Bill told me that brothers are supposed to be overprotective of their sisters. " Harry answered.

"Yes, older brothers!" Hermione sighed, "Not younger!"

"Only by ten months. " Hermione huffed at him and spun the bottle. It landed on Severus. "Truth or Dare. "

"Dare. "

"I dare you to play 'Seven minuets in Heaven' with Harry." (Thank you, 1490)

Harry once again spit his drink glad he's switched to water . Tom chuckled Remy blinked at the smug Hermione.

"And what is that, Hermione?" Sirius growled, "Because I'm not sure I like the sound of that!"

"Miss. Granger wishes for me to take your Godson into a closet and make out maybe more with him for seven minuets. If we are interrupted we would have to start over. " Severus explained . The Pure Bloods looked shocked, "It's another Muggle game. Though I note Tom isn't shocked one bit. "

"Even in the Muggle Orphanage they played that. I of course did not. "

"So much I could say on that." Harry commented then proceeded to hit Hermione with the pillow. He stood. "Well, are we going? There is one down the hall we can use. "

Severus followed smirking over his shoulder at the enraged Sirius.


They got as comfortable as they could sitting in the storage cupboard. Harry straddling Severus he kissed him. Severus wrapped one arm around Harry's waist and the other hand in the teen's hair. Harry had one hand on Severus' shoulder the other already running through the man's hair which wasn't greasy at all. It felt like silk.

Harry battled with Severus' tongue. He could already tell neither one was going to give up the fight any time soon and apparently so did Severus because his hand slid under Harry's shirt. Harry moaned as Severus caressed him. He broke the kiss breathing hard.

"That was cheating." Severus smirked and attacked the boys neck. Harry moaned leaning his head back to give him access. Harry gasped as Severus massaged his back with one hand and attacked his neck. "Feels good."

Severus chuckled to himself. In reality he'd wanted to do this for awhile now. He pushed the offending tank top off and worked his way down to lick and suck on Harry's nubs. He was loving the noises he was getting from Harry and pulled him closer to him. He could feel Harry's hard on and his own. His mind supplied that Granger wasn't around and Harry wasn't flipping out.

He heard what sounded as a head hit low on the door and guessed that was her letting him know she there. He focused on the delicious treat in his arms he began playing with Harry's other nub.

Harry had a tight grip on Severus' hair and leaned in to Severus leaning over him resting his cheek in the man's hair. He wanted it so bad. His body was shaking now. It'd been so long since he'd had a partner and wanted some release. He forced Severus' head back and kissed him again. Severus was now massaging his back with both hands. The door suddenly slammed open.

Harry hissed as light assaulted his vision suddenly.

"No way that was seven minuets. " He yelped as Sirius dragged him out of the closet and forced his shirt back on him. "Come on, get over it Siri. I was enjoying myself. "

"It was seven minuets ." Hermione in formed following with Severus who was looking rather smug. Hermione was giggling again and Harry protesting being dragged back in to the room where curious eyes met them. Draco was suddenly laughing.

"Your hair is messed up, Uncle Sev."

"Of course it is." Severus replied, "I'd like to see you do that and come out with perfect hair. "

"I could arrange that."Harry said looking at the still giggling Hermione who suddenly sobered up and hit him with the pillow again. They took their seats. Sirius glaring at Severus. Who just smirked back. "Okay, your turn , Sev."

Severus spun the bottle and it landed on Draco. Who looked scared.

"Truth or Dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to tell us how old you were when you first had sex and who it was with."

Draco drained of all color both his parents were looking at him sternly.

"Astoria Greengrass." He replied, "Six year her fifth year."

"At least it was your betrothed." Lucius scoffed.

"Wait, I thought you were with Pansy." Hermione pipped up.

"She wishes." Draco spat. "I hate her."

"You and everyone else in the school." Harry scoffed, "But she's always going on about how she's going to be the next Lady Malfoy."

"Over my dead body!" All three Malfoy's screeched.


Draco spun the bottle and it landed on Remus.

"Truth or Dare, Professor?"

"Please, Draco its Remus. " Remus smiled at the boy. "And I think I will do Truth."

Draco frowned in thought.

"Third year. Did you know about Hermione breaking my nose and do nothing about it?"

"Yes." Remus replied, simply, "You deserved it trying to get Buckbeak killed just because you didn't listen to Hagrid, playing up your injury, and calling her that foul name."

"You did what now?" Lucius growled, "You said you were seriously injured."

"You should know not to take your sons word for everything, Lucius." Tom stated, "Spin, Remus."

Remus did as told and spun. It landed on Bella.

"True or Dare, Bella?"

"Dare!"

"I dare you to let 'Mione," Hermione blushed at the nickname. " Do your hair in true Ballerina style."

"What does that mean?" Bella shrieked. "When can I change out of this?!"

"You can't." Hermione replied, Winky had given her uncursed products as Lucius was still fighting with the hair brush. Hermione raced over and began. Harry was laughing again. "Don't move we have to get all of these knots out then we can fix everything and you wont look so crazy. " Hermione finally growled. "Your hair is worse than mine get to the nearest sink we're washing your hair! It'll be easier to do it that way!"

Not giving her a chance to argue she pulled the craziest person in the room out of it talking about hair care products.

"I can't tell if she's brave , stupid or crazy herself." Draco said to Harry was still laughing. Harry suddenly looked around and ran after them. "and then there's that. Some one figure that out!"

"He's afraid to loose her." Tom said, sipping her wine. "So he panics when she's out of sight because he doesn't know if she's being hurt or attacked or what ever that demented Goat has probably told him he'll do to her. "

no one said anything as they thought that through.

Sirius and Remus began whispering to each other then grabbed Severus and forced him in to the conversation. Severus assured them that Albus was the bad guy in all of this and that Tom didn't want to kill Harry he wanted him out. He explained to them about how Albus had been treating Harry and how he and Harry were actually on good terms since first year and how he'd explained everything to Harry. He also swore up and down that he had never touched Harry until today.

They kept talking until the trio came back. True to Hermione's word Bella didn't look as crazy now that her was pulled into a bun. She actually looked rather nice. Hermione was explaining that the hair care products could be brewed as potions as Harry pulled her back to their seats.