Chapter 2 snap quick decision
LUKE POV
Luke finally turned away from the fire and began his trek back to the party when all of the sudden a wave of nausea and dizziness crashed into to him.
"ugh, I think I'm going to be sick" he groaned as he swayed and fell to his knees.
The world seemed to become blurry as a feeling of vertigo hit him. Shutting his eyes tightly he willed for it to stop. It felt as if his body was being pulled apart by some type of force. Bright lights flashed before his eyes and then an eternal darkness erupted around him. He was spinning faster, and faster, and faster.
Then all of the sudden, it stopped.
He let out a breath of relief and cautiously opened his eyes and examined his surroundings.
"oh, force, where in the world am I," he said out loud, looking around the room, and then doing a double take to assure himself he wasn't crazy or anything and that he was really here.
He stood up but then proceeded to collapse back down. His legs felt too weak to hold himself up. After taking several deep breaths he wobbly stood and looked around dumbfounded at the dark room he was in which appeared to be a lavish office. Blood red flooring and red walls gave way to a wide oval window that showed a breathtaking view of a bustling city district in the night. Bright lights lit up the night sky projected by buildings and the headlights of speeders. He stumbled up the low flight of silver stairs, past the desk partially cluttered with data pads and paper, and then proceeded to gape unceremoniously out the window.
I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
What the… where did that come from he thought in response to the random words that popped into his head ever so suddenly.
"Whatever," he sighed.
But one thing was for sure. He definitely was not on Endor anymore. This place was devoid of annoying ewoks, trigger happy stormtroopers, and celebrating rebels.
Confused he turned walked back over to the desk and saw something in the dim light that made his breath hitch. Sitting blatantly on the obsidian black desk was a nametag that read
CHANCELLOR PALPATINE.
Palpatine he thought confusedly isn't he supposed to be dead and why is he called chancellor. It's supposed to be emperor Palpatine.
Having nothing better to do Luke found that the best option was to explore the contents on the desk. He sat down and began rummaging around.
Opening one of the drawers his fingers reached inside and closed around something long, round, and hard. He pulled it out and held it up to the little light coming from the window.
Instead of the lightsaber he was expecting given the shape and size he was confronted with a black…..
A black…
A black…
Dildo.
He blinked a couple times trying to see if he saw right. Which he unfortunately did.
His mind went blank for a second as all he could do was stare at the dildo in his hand.
In his hand.
In his hand?!
He yelled in disgust flinging the vomitrotious little thing to some unknown corner of the room.
"ewwwwwww, I can't believe I touched it," he whined holding his hand outstretched from his body and looking at it like it was contaminated with some disease.
Which it probably was.
Who knows where that thing could've been? Actually he could take a pretty accurate guess. It was probably up sidious's …
No, don't think about it. Just don't think about it he screamed in his head.
Anyone who would've seen him would have compared him to some teenage girl who had found a dead cockroach in their bed.
To say the least he was freaking out.
He rushed to find a bathroom immediately.
A few minutes later after gathering up his courage he approached the desk and sat in the big comfortable chair. He started to flip through various data pads and important papers and found out by the date that he was surprisingly in some time during the start of the clone wars.
Reading all this made him realize that he was in the past, or most likely in the past cause how else had he ended up on Coruscant ,as he'd found out from the data pads, of all places when a couple minutes before he was just on Endor.
Even though how unlikely it seemed how else would the situation explain itself.
He, Luke Skywalker was in chancellor palpatines office… Emperor palpatines office. ..Sidious's office?! All of the sudden he grew very alarmed.
"oh force, of all the places," he moaned despairingly " I seriously need to get out of here. Like right now."
He jumped up from the chair and scanned the room for the exit. Finding it he made his way over to the door across on the opposite side of the room. Just as he was about to open it the doorknob rattled and turned ominously slowly.
SIDIOUS POV
Chancellor Palpatine aka Sidious was having a chat with his fellow senators about a new bill that should be passed when a disturbance in the force nearly made him stumble in shock.
"Chancellor, are you alright," he heard senator Amidala ask worriedly.
Quickly composing himself he turned to her and answered smoothly" ah, my dear I am fine but if you would please excuse me I have other business I need to attend to."
"Well, it was a pleasure talking with you. Have a nice night," she replied looking as flawless as always.
"You as well senator."
He made his leave then. Hmm stupid girl he thought always so gullible and easily manipulated. She could someday have been a worthy political opponent but now she was just a simple pawn for his game who would meet her end soon enough. I can't believe I have to deal with these people.
The disturbance in the force he had felt. It was coming from his office. He was even able to detect a bright force presence in there as well and that just ticked him off thinking that some one dared to enter his domain even if it was just a simple office it was his office. He took the lift and punched in the number of floor.
"Patience, I just need patience. They will pay soon enough for crossing me," he said to himself as the lift slowly made its way up to his floor. I'll find out what that disturbance was soon enough, but whatever it was must have lots of force potential. That was the conclusion he came up with when he felt the presence. Thrumming with power, most of it untamed. It reminded him of someone, but he just couldn't put him finger on it.
Walking briskly through the hallway to his office the presence got brighter and more potent. The lightness of it hurt his senses but there was a barely noticeable underlying darkness and this intrigued him greatly. Reaching the door to his lavish office he turned the doorknob and opened.
But at that moment a word hit him. A thought projected from the occupant on the other side of the door. That word said was just enough to make him pause in surprise, but only for a second.
LUKE POV
The force blared a warning and he knew immediately just who was behind the door.
Sidious
Luke Skywalker was hectic. He jumped back from the door as if he'd been burned and ran into a side room which was a hallway and burst into another room. Shutting the door quickly behind him he looked around franticly searching for some sort of escape. The room was circular shaped from what he could see. It surrounded by glass so you could see the glittering skies of Coruscant. There was a dip in the middle of the room with three swivel chairs facing each other.
(Note: this is the area where Mace Windu confronted Palpatine)
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, bantha shit… he thought. There was no escape. Unless…
Nah, that's a crazy idea. It'll never work. But after hearing the incoming footsteps from behind the closed and locked door the idea didn't sound too bad after all.
Anything at the moment was better than facing that monster unprepared.
With a snap hiss the green emerald blade of his light saber was ignited then he plunged it into the glass cutting out a human sized circular hole. He then proceeded to kick the glass panel. As luke stuck his head out of the opening he watched the circular glass shape fall down the side of the very very tall building and shatter.
That might be me he couldn't help but think shivering slightly at the thought and the gust of chilly wind that blasted him.
I'll make sure to kick hideous Sidious's ass later if I survive this he promised
"Well, here goes nothing."
Clipping his light saber back on his belt he moved to the edge of the hole where the window pane once was. Cool Coruscant wind ruffled his hair and the breeze seemed to whisper words of caution to him.
Then he force jumped, gathering all his strength he used the force to propel himself onto an incoming traffic lane. A really weird feeling of clarity overcame him as he leapt the great distance. He soared through the air almost as if he was flying while watching the dazzling blinding speeders get closer and closer until all of the sudden he was on top of them.
With a yelp he landed hard on the hood of something bright red and extremely fancy but immediately flew off as the alien driving accelerated yelling curse words in languages he couldn't quite understand.
A speeder honk blared in his ear momentarily deafing him for a second.
Looking for something, anything to grab his hand snagged onto the leather seats of a tan speeder. The owner, a blue male twi lek did not look happy at all at his sudden entrance and yelled, "get out ah here you koocho sleemo ."
While the female twil ik wearing all kinds of gold bracelets and jewelry who sat in the passenger seat proceeded to hit him with her purple purse yelling " you filthy poodo, flilthy poodo, filthy poodo, get off of my precious speeder…" her voice so shrill and high with anger that it hurt his ears and made him cringe.
"Sorry," he said.
"I just need … ow…," he yelped as she hit him once again.
"…To hold on for a little…," he groaned as she wacked him across the face making his neck snap to the side painfully.
"…Watch it…," he growled, full on glaring at her.
That just seemed to make it worse as she proceeded to wildly fling her purse at him and it hurt.
"I just need to hold on until I find a safe place to…"his sentence was cut off as he was forced to duck under the offending object once again.
"…Oh just give me a brake already…" he exclaimed exasperated as she hit him screeching her head off.
"Calm down lady, I just need to find a nice place…," he dodged the flinging purse once again
"…To jump off!" he finally finished as his body swung from side to side like a rag doll due to the male twi lik's insane suicidal driving skills.
It was a wonder how that idiot ever got a driver's license.
Thankfully he spotted an airbus a few meters under them. He let go of the leather backseat but not quick enough to avoid getting hit in the face by some who knows what steaming hot watery beverage that the crazy twi lik female threw at him. Screaming he fell and with a thud landed on the top side of the airbus.
Lying on his back, panting, he brought up his sleeve and began wiping off the burning liquid from his face.
Trying to sit up he fell back down feeling too weak and tired to move especially exhausted after making that seriously intense force jump from the senate building onto the nearest speeder and then having to deal being forced to deal with that insane couple.
His eye twitched in annoyance.
Tired, he relaxed and looked up at the speeders passing overhead as the air bus crossed into another less crowded lane.
Ugh, I'm never trying anything that stupid ever again in my life he thought ruefully.
Through his pitch black clothes he felt the rumbling of the airbus beneath him. It vibrated softly and as tired as he was he fought to keep his eyes open but proving futile he let the soothing movement lull him into a light sleep. His last thought was cursing Palpatine, the old ugly on the inside decaying corpse, and vowing to get back at him soon enough but at the moment a little nap wouldn't do any harm.
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so that's the second chapter. I hope you enjoyed.
