Disclaimer: Does Sasuke have an annoying voice? TO ME HE DOES! I DON'T OWN IT!

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Our favorite knuckle headed ninja jumped through the window of the aging kage's office. Usually, he would have greeted his favorite special person with a "Hey jiji-Hokage-sama!" as to show his endearment and respect to the old man, but now was not the time. If you were assigned a mission, you would go into 'ANBU mode' as Naruto liked to call it, and be greatly polite and respectful to your superiors. As now was one of these more respectful times, he bowed in front of the Hokage's desk.

"Hokage-sama, you called? Is there a mission I should be informed of?" He asked curiously, in a strict and emotionless voice. The Hokage nodded. "Rise, Naruto-kun. No need to bow to me. I feel so old when you do, and everyone knows I'm as young as the children in the academy!" He exclaimed, chuckling. Naruto nodded, before jumping up and grinning at the old man through his mask, before whipping it off like lightning.

"Kay, jiji-sama! Whatcha want old man?" Still not forgetting to pay his respects, no matter how little. The ANBU on his squad had always wondered how he could get away with that. No one dared call the Hokage old, even shinobi from other countries. It was know through all the elemental countries, though no one knew why. Some said it was because the Kazekage's son, Kankuro, had once called the man old.

He was sent back to Suna within the next two hours...

not without some emotional trauma. But their captain could get away with it! It made them feel special, to have such an amazing captain.

The Hokage chuckled, not at all offended. "Well, Naruto-kun, what I have for you today isn't quite a mission. More like an assignment. From here on out, your team 8's new sensei!" The Hokage mock-clapped. Naruto bowed, the lights on the stage in their minds went out.

"That's great, jiji-sama! Now I get to be with Kakashi! I'll get out team's to train with each other!" He paused, thinking. "But Kakashi would most likely be late... so maybe not." Nodding he looked back at the Hokage, wondering how he should break the news to his team. Wait, his team! "Hey jiji-sama? What will happen to my team?" He asked. He knew his team shared a bond like a family, having been together for so long, and wouldn't want them to be broken apart. He was already worried about how they would take the news.

"It's ok, they will remain Team Akuma, I wouldn't want my most feared team to be disbanded! You know your squad is extremely talented, and they wouldn't fit in to other teams. Now, Fox-kun," He looked up at the blond, watching as he nodded " will you except this assignment?" Opening his mouth, Naruto replied.

"Of co-" Only to be cut off.

"Good! Seeing as you didn't have a choice! Now shoo! I need to get back to my duties, and conquer my life-time enemy...

PAPERWORK!" Naruto nodded, a little annoyed by being cut off. Walking out, he turned to the Hokage, not surprised to see the Hokage glaring at his arch nemesis, ol' P.W.

"and jiji-sama?" He called. The Hokage looked up, relieved at having a distraction to delay his duties. What WAS he thinking when he took this job?

"Shadow clones. Transfer memories back to the original. Could help a little with that load you got there." He walked out, grinning.

I wonder what he ment... load, what do I have? Just a bunch of paperwork... PAPERWORK?

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" could be heard all across Konoha as the most respected man in the village thought of all the time he could have saved, while writing the tip on the book for Hokage's, 'How to Make Your Life Easier!' for a Hokage edition. Do you want to know some reactions?

Inoichi POV

I wonder if the Hokage will need some mental therapy... wasn't last time just a week ago? What a hard life...

"Awesome Ino-chan! You're a genin! That's awesome!"

Hiashi POV

Hn... I wonder what happened this time.

"Faster, Hinata! Don't be a disgrace!"

Shikaku POV

The Hokage must have found out about the shadow clones... I guess I should have told him. Mahh... to troublesome.

"Son? Shoji?"

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"Hey Iruka-sensei!" Naruto hollered while swinging through a window into the academy. The next day the graduates would be placed into genin squads, so they had the day off. Which meant Naruto didn't bother going through the door. Iruka gave a start, jumping three feet in the air.

"Naruto! I told you not to do that!" He turned to look at the blond, as a smile graced his face. "Anyways, you're a sensei! That's great!" Smiling broadly, he looked down at the paperwork that he was holding, that was now on the floor. Squating down, he picked it up. "What do you want, anyway?"

"Iruka-sensei! I thought we were friends. Can't I just come check on you ever so often?" Naruto asked, offended. Iruka gave him a look, meaning I know you're up to something. Naruto sighed, defeated.

"Alright, you got me. Can I check out the teams?" Iruka nodded, handing the list to Naruto. There were notes beside the names, giving some info. Some teams caught his attention.

Squad 7: Kakashi Hatake. His old teammate... he read the names of his pupils, as well as the notes beside the names.

Sasuke Uchiha... Sasuke is the last Uchiha. He is the top rookie, but broods often and does not work well with others.

Sakura Haruno... Sakura, like most girls in the class, is a fangirl after Sasuke. She has great book smarts, but does not have any (known) abilities in battle.

Ayame Chieko (1)(2) Ayame, unlike most girls, is not a fangirl. She is training to be a medic nin/kenjustsu specialist. I know she could have placed top kunoichi, she did not try. Most likely wanted to get the strongest on the team as to not hold her back.

Naruto raised an eyebrow at the last mentioned. Clever girl. He'd have to ask Kakashi about her, later. The next he was interested in was his own team, team 8.

Squad 8: Naruto Uzumaki.

Kiba Inuzuka... Kiba is loud and brash, and very impulsive, but I know he has much talent. He is very quick to pick up his clan's technique.

Shino Aburame... Shino is very quiet and doesn't socialize, ever, but he is very skilled in his clan's techniques and is very disciplined.

Hinata Hyuga... Hinata, unlike most Hyuga's, is not confident. She is very kind and extremely shy. She enjoys making herbal remedies at home, but her father does not see this talent, calling her weak, etc. this is why Hinata is under confident. This may be true, but she is also has a lot of talent, just afraid to use it. She is also the heir of the Hyuga clan.

Also raising an eyebrow at the last, Naruto wondered why the Hyuga heir was the one having problems, seeing as the Hyuga were quite proud people. What a weird girl. He'd have to build her confidence so she wouldn't chicken out it a fight. Turning to Iruka, he asked for a favor.

"Hey, Iruka-sensei? Can you say anonymous instead of my name? They might see me with my team with my mask on and make connections. I don't need them to know my ANBU identity." He sighed. Iruka nodded, taking the paper from Naruto.

"OK, sempai!" He mocked, crossing out Naruto's name. "Will do. Know go and break the news to your team, if you haven't done it already. Naruto nodded, before jumping back out the window.

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Naruto jumped across the roof tops to training ground 7, where he would be informing his team of his departure. He had contacted them via walkie-talkie, which was the way of communication for the team. I wonder what I'm going to say, He thought. Hey guys I'm leaving for a genin team, Hideko's your new captain, bye-bye!

Naruto POV

I feel so guilty! But why do I feel guilty? This is an assignment from the Hokage, and it WILL help the younger generation. That, I am apart of. Weird, I'm so young but powerful. A blessing but a curse, maybe.

Hmm… I wonder what my team's reactions will be? Riki will probably go psycho about another member leaving, and Yuki will be sad cause… he won't be able to experiment his new techniques on me…my back still is sore from that last one. I shivered at the thought. Hideko will be like "You're quite lucky, Kitsune-san, to have such an opportunity to teach future generation." Kakashi will act all "Ahh, cool." but I know he'll be happy I'm around as another sensei.

I think I'll try to get them to meet for dango every so often. Yuki will go nuts, he's way too much like Anko. If those two got together… I just don't know if the leaf could handle that. I arrived at training ground 7, and found, to my utter surprise, everyone on time. Well, I guess that's for the best.

I looked around at my team. Riki, the black haired, honey colored eyed girl. She was wearing, like the others, her usual shinobi attire. I once again searched for any problems in her outfit.

Riki: she was wearing a black, short sleeve chinese dress that stopped mid-thigh. It had a stitch-like pattern down one side, and had speckles of white flowers here and there. Two slits in the sides insured she was able to move properly. She had skin tight black shorts underneath, that went a little past mid thigh, and her weapons strap was one her left leg. Black, fingerless gloves adorned her hands, with metal plating. She wore black shinobi sandals, and fishnet around her arms and legs. Her hitai-ate was tied around her neck.

Yuki: Brown haired, blue eyed. He wears a sleeveless blue shirt, with black strips of cloth tied around his upper arms. He adorned regular black shinobi pants, with his nunchucks strapped to his waist. His green vest was hanging of his shoulders as he sat on the ground near a tree. A weapons pouch around his waist, and his hitai-ate around his forehead.

Hideko: A red haired- red eyed man. Hideko adorns a traditional black mens kimono with a white yukata (Think Shizune) and wears black gloves with the leaf insignia on the palms. His weapons pouch around his hip. He wears his hitai-ate on his left arm.

Nothing seems wrong, that would disrupt their personal fighting styles, so it's ok. I sighed, letting them know I was there.

"Guys, I got some bad news!" I shouted. Riki groaned. "More bad news, captain? Come on!" She pulled her hand through her midnight black hair. "Don't tell me you're a sensei TO!" She stared him in the eye. That was something he liked about his team: even though he was feared across the nations, they didn't care. They didn't care that he'd killed thousands, they had killed almost as many.

"Actually…" I started slowly, taking in their reactions as they took this in. Riki, her eyes widened considerably.

"W-wait, cap, you're not really, are you?" She stuttered. Hideko's eyebrows furrowed slightly, the only sign that he was distressed. Yuki paled, eyeing me. Kakashi brightened a little, happy he wasn't alone.

"Yes. I plan to pass them. I read their charts, and they seem quite capable." He stated, guessing the next question that was coming from Kakashi. "And, Kakashi, you have quite the interesting team; A bratty brooder, a fangirl, and a wannabe samurai. Quite the team! I, myself, think I have a cooler team. An unusual one. I have; the shy, underconfident Hyuga heiress-"
"Underconfident Hyuga? NO WAY!" Shouted Riki. I glared. I didn't like, at all, to be cut off. It was one of my most petty peeves. "Yes, now, as I was saying-" And, again I was cut off. This was quite annoying, really. " "

"Naruto-san, you must be joking. Hyuga's are known for their arrogance." Hideko stated firmly. Swiftly, I turned my gaze to him.
"Yes, a shy Hyuga. NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME SPEAK!" I shouted. My team nodded, shutting up. Checking that they wouldn't stop me again, I continued. "A shy Hyuga. I know it sounds odd, but it's true, I assure you." I took a deep breath, ready to continue. "Don't. Interrupt. Me." I stated, glaring at my pupils separately with each word spoken. "A stoic Aburame. No surprise- and a loud, cocky Inuzuka. Not any there, either. But think what a good tracking team they could make! The Hyuga with her sight, the Inuzuka with smell, Aburame with- what do you call it. Umm," I thought. What do you call making bugs do stuff for you, anyways. "Um… let's say feel, for now. Cool! And then, I could teach them quick assassination strategies." He jumped up and grinned. Hey, Yuki, Riki. Can you pick them up for me? I have some business to attend to. Just go get them on graduation day, and get them over to Training Ground 7. I'll be done before Kakashi even gets there! WOOHOO!"

Time Skip, after team placement

Iruka POV

I looked up at my class of genin hopefuls. So many passed this year. I wonder how many will actually pass, maybe about 12, or 9. I also wonder how they'll act when they find out. I looked around the room.

"Your senseis will be arriving shortly. Please remain here, I will be leaving… I have an, um… well something to tend to. Congratulations, and good bye." I walked out slowly from the classroom, but not before sending a quick glance at the new recruits. I hope they don't die. It would be such a shame.

Kiba POV

Ahhh, man. I wish I knew who my sensei was. Anonymous, seriously? Why were we the ONLY ones to have such a mysterious teacher. The door slowly opened. I wonder who it is this time. Which sensei, I mean. I watched as the door slid open fully, and two masked figures stepped in. My breath caught. They weren't supposed to be here! Their not sensei's!

Hinata squeaked as she looked at the two ANBU at the door.

"T-the I-ice Em-emp-eror? Gr-grinning As-as-sassin?" It was true. These two were members of Team Akuma, said to be the most elite ANBU squad in Konoha! And the ones in front of me are The Ice Emperor, said to be named because of his special ice techniques, and Grinning Assassin, because she seems to be happy when she kills! Wow, I wonder why their here. Not me, I hope.

"Could Hyuga Hinata, Aburame Shino-" Not me! No, no, no! Oh. God. NO! "and Inuzuka Kiba please come with us? Otherwise known as Team 8?" Did I jinx myself or what? I groaned, before walking down the aisle from where I sat, Hinata and Shino following me. Shino looked as emotionless as ever but Hinata, why is she all red? NO!

FAINT*

I should have known that would happen! This is Hinata! Fainting queen of Konoha! As I mentally berated myself for being so stupid, my physical self bent down to pick her up, and hoist her onto my back. Thankfully, she was light light as a feather, so it wouldn't be a problem. I faintly heard the female ANBU whisper something that thanks to my AWESOME hearing, I could still hear. I sounded something like "Shy Hyuga!... Didn't believe…Wasn't kidding." I could only guess that they read Hinata's file. I knew Iruka was taking notes on us! I knew it! slowly began walking again.

I can't wait to see who sensei really is.

1. Ayame: iris flower Chieko: wise child.

2. Ayame has purple hair (this team with it's weird hair; blue, pink and purple?) that stops halfway to her waist, she keeps it up in a high pony tail. She had purple eyes, and is developed for her age with C-cup breasts. She wears a purple sleeveless crop top ending right below her belly button, and wrappings around her stomach. She wears fishnet as sleeves from her elbow to her hand, with purple rims. She wears black pants that end at her ankles, and black ninja shoes. She had a katana strapped across her back and her weapons pouch on her right leg. She has a wrapping around the lower part of her face, like Zabuza. She wears her hitai atai (sp) around her neck and has purple fingerless gloves with metal plating.