Deadpool…. Boredom creates comedy!

Episode 5.0: Where does Deadpool go when he fornicates?

Ok one of the reviews from the last chapter asked how was the italic inner monologue able to get the weed he over dosed on. We down here at the Deadpool…. Boredom creates comedy! office (and no we are not that big of a fan fiction that we can afford our own office…. We can hardly even afford the one loner who types this on his laptop) thought we should humour this reviewer as they appear to be one of our more special readers and we find it hilarious that you think you can read! The italic inner monologue bought the weed off me…. Yes that's corrects kiddies your childhood hero and teenage heartthrob Deadpool sells weed on the side… hell these tights don't come cheap. And also a call out to another reviewer who said that you can't over dose on weed… this is a work of FICTION! So keep your real world logic out of the reviews!

Ok now back to our main story in which I told you that in there was something awesome about to happen and now I can reveal the awesomeness that is… Vegeta and Nappa (not Ghost Nappa) from the Dragon Ball Z Abridged series have appeared. And if you have no idea what I'm talking about go and Google it and lol more than a lolz cat hasing cheezeburgerz.

So in the middle of New York City Vegeta and Nappa have crashed down in their big space balls and here they come, all sweaty, breathless with the longest tails between their legs… that sounded so gay but I liked it… I just jizzed in my tights.

"Hey Vegeta," Said Nappa in the way he does it and it annoys Vegeta.

"What is it Nappa," Vegeta

"There's a Dairy Queen over there!"

"God dam it Nappa!"

Then Nappa looked over and saw me standing there in my jizzed filled tights. "Hey Vegeta there's a Pokemon over there… I wonder what kind he is?"

"Use your Pokedex Nappa"

"OK," Then Nappa took out his Pokedex and scanned me. "He's a… a… a Deadpool. It says his abilities are to heal quickly and break the fourth wall. And it says he has been insane since 1993. I'm going to try and catch it Vegeta!"

So then Nappa threw a Pokeball at me as hard as he could but I caught it with my hand and I will admit it was f*#king painful because Nappa is… UNDER 8000! And yes I did that joke right… yes I did. "I'm sorry but you won't catch 'em all today because I'm a Digimon fan bitch."

"How dare you insult Pokemon!" Said Nappa as he jumped 20 feet up into the air and flew straight towards me and went to punch me in the face.

I threw up my hand for Nappa to stop and shouted, "Nappa! I just realise something!"

Nappa stopped flying an inch or to from me and asked with a confused expression on his face and asked, "What is it?"

"You can fly!" I said in a voice of amazement even though I have seen the other heroes and villains fly before.

"Oh my God Vegeta he's right… I can fly!"

"God dam it Nappa! Can't you even realise that he is trying to trick you!" Vegeta then roared at Nappa.

"But Vegeta… tricks are for kids."

"F*#k you Nappa, f*#k you!" Vegeta looked really ticked off at this point and he turned and looked at me with his crazy eyes and said, "You there in the tights… just tell us where we can find the Dragonballs!"

"Em… Do you mean the seven little crystal balls that have different number of stars in them that once you gather together the great dragon Soron appears and then he grants you whatever you wish for."

"Yes those ones. We are kind in a hurry to gain our immortality."

"We would like to get them so then we can go get some bitches… isn't that right Vegeta?"

"Yes Nappa."

"Yeah bitches."

"Well I'm sorry to break it to you but you are in the wrong universe. See this is the Marvel Universe but you want the Dragonball Universe."

"What the hell do you mean?" Vegeta asked with a vein in his forehead looking as if it is about to explode.

"Well you see this is a completely different universe of fiction. I think you must have past through the Marvel Mangaverse as it is the only bridge between Marvel and Anime I can think of. And I wish I was there right now. Iron Man is a chick in that Universe and that's sexy."

"I knew I shouldn't have taken directions from Nappa! He always gets us lost."

"I got us lost good Vegeta this time didn't I."

"You know what I was going to kill you only after I used you to kill all the earthlings to get the Dragonballs but F*#k that shit I think I will just kill you.

"Wait does this mean that we're not going to dairy queen!"

"F*#k it." Vegeta raised his hand and just blew Nappa to a hundred thousand bloody little pieces… I may have lifted my mask up a little and stuck out my tongue and caught some of Nappa on my tongue... he tasted like Wolverine's ass… don't ask I was young dumb and wanted my comic book series.

"FINALLY! I'm free from that idiot." Yelled Vegeta with an overly scary toothy smile.

"Well I guess that the end of his guest appearance." I said whilst pulling my mask down over my face. "So you want to go get latte, slice of pizza, rent a movie or you can spoon me like some kind of prison bitch."

"Great I get stuck with another idiot."

"Hey I am not an idiot! I prefer the term insane."

"Whatever I'm getting off this planet to find those Dragonballs."

"Wait you think can come here and kill none of my friends and get away with it!"

"OK now I can see why you prefer insane. And yes I shall spare your planet seeing as it is the place where Nappa died and therefore will be filled with happy memories for me." He then sat in her giant spaceball shp thingy. "So bye I guess." And with that he was gone.

Well I suppose I better go and try and find myself another crazy funny situation. So see you again next time readers in Deadpool…. Boredom creates comedy!