Drabble #5 : Worst. Kwami. Ever.

Summary : Marinette does not like him. Nuh-uh. She does not like pun-spouting, spandex-clad Ladybug. Thankfully, Plagg's always here to save the day. ;)

'I don't like him,'

'You don't sound like it,'

'I don't like him,'

'Just because you keep repeating it doesn't mean it's going to be less true, kid,'

'I don't like that stupid -'

'Considering he tutored you in physics, chemistry and maths, I'd say he is far from stupid,'

'-reckless, pun-spouting-'

'Ha, remember the pun war you had with your dad?'

'-clumsy-'

'Says the one who trips over her feet on a daily basis,'

'-idiotic, spandex-clad bug!'

'It seems like you liked his spandex-clad ass well enou-'

'One more word and no camembert for a week.'

'You're the one who asked me for love advice, kiddo,'

'Worst mistake of my life,'

'I thought falling for that bug boy was the worst mistake of your life,'

'You're right, it is - wait a second...'

'See, that wasn't so hard, was it?'

'You are undeniably the worst kwami in existence.'

'I am the kwami of gloom, doom and all that shiz, of course I'm the worst kwami in existence! I am insulted that you only just realized!'

'Why am I stuck with you of all kwamis?!'

'Hey!'

'I demand a refund!'

'Shut up, kid!'

'I refuse to be abused by a miniature hellspawn for the rest of my life, thank you very much'

'Seriously, kid, shut - hoo boy, you're in deep shit,'

'Listen, Plagg, we need boundaries, you hear me? You can't just keep on insulting me and expect good quality, $18.90-per-pound camembert to drop into your smug, shit-eating-'

'Marinette?'

'Um, Plagg, since when did you sound so weird?'

'Mari, it's me, Ladybug.'

'...Shit.'

'Told ya to shut up.'


Thought I'd give you guys a short dialogue ficlet featuring a kwami switch! :) I absolutely adore Plagg and I think it's a shame that he doesn't get as much recognition and love as Tikki in the show but seriously, tiny, fist-sized furball of destruction and sarcasm? How could you not love him? XD

Anyway, hope you enjoyed it! The future drabbles are going to be pretty long and just a tad bit angsty so prepare yourselves! MWAHAHAHAHAhaha

Remember to read, review and fav/follow! (Btw, starting from now, I will be accepting prompts so go crazy.) :)

*here's a sneak peek (they're from different scenes/drabbles)*

'I can't be with you knowing that I'm not the one you love,'

'Nathanael loves me for who I am and not a picture-perfect girl who doesn't exist,'

'I'msorryI'msorryI'msososorrythisisallmyfaultnopleasedon'tgo'