Who fights the fight fighters?

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Dipper sighed at the enraged Robbie. "So I guess you and I have to fight now, huh? Go ahead, man. Do your worse. I just want to get this over with." He says in resignation. Robbie cackles. "Oh, man! I am so gonna enjoy this!" He exclaims as he raises his fist-

PAUSE

Slenderman sighs at the sight before him. He turns to the reader. "Someone mind explaining to me how wanting to defend yourself against a jerk who's twice your size, twice your strength, who makes it very clear he wants to kill you or worse...makes you the bad guy?...And while were at it, what happened to all that training Dipper went through that let him beat the Multi-bear?" Slenderman growls. "A pox on thee Status Quo! You and your insipid reset buttons!"

Slenderman pants in exhaustion, then rights himself. "Okay...I think I got that out of my system...I'm cool now...NOW LETS GO WRECK SOME LIVES!"

While keeping Robbie and Dipper paused...he fastforwarded everything else in the world...until-

UNPAUSE

"ROBBIE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Both boys turned around and were astonished at the sudden appearance of Wendy!

Robbie paled...his fist raised in the air with clear intent to hit...Dipper's body all jacked up...the place was a mess...Yeah, this looked bad for him.

"Wait! Hold on! This isn't what it looks like!" Pleaded Robbie.

"Oh, so you weren't just about to punch Dipper!?" Snarled Wendy.

"No!...Well, Yes- But, no! None of this is my fault!"

PAUSE

Slenderman frowned as he looked on the scene. "So far so good...I could probably leave things as it is- He quickly shook his head. "What am I saying!? The Status Quo is a disease! It needs to be eradicated! GIVE NO QUARTER!"

UNPAUSE!

Wendy is about to retort. "GOTCHA!" Shouts Rummble Mcskirmish appearing out of nowhere from a digital gate as he grabs Wendy.

"Rummble! Let her go!" Screams Dipper. But Rummble already drags a kicking and screaming Wendy through the portal.

"Don't worry Wendy! Me and Robbie- He trails off seeing Robbie running in the opposite direction, screaming like a little girl. With clearly no intent of stopping.

Dipper sighed. "Okay...I guess it's all up to me...again." Without hesitation he chases after the love of his life through the portal...and into the unknown...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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