"Told ya, ya see i may not be the best at tellin faces but i know me BROTHERS from lyin eejits like them even if i want it to be real" Jak said looking at the pistol and thinking about something
"Please dont" Judy said starting to walk to Jak
"Well miss what can i do to help anyone i mean im a nuisance, i have nothing to live for so why not end it all? I mean me only friends... Brothers...Fa-family are dead and i dont have anyone to stay with no money no nothing but me skills and gear so why live for LITERALLY nothing?" Jak asked looking into the sky thinking of Malick and Den leaned up against each other drunk of their wits and party hats on as they were the only ones who actually helped to make Jaks birthday occur or even exist
"Because you have us your new friends" Nick suddenly said Jak stared at him and said "'what?"
"were your friends...your new friends" Judy said, Nick hugging her smiling
"You should be one of us, ya know, even seals can be someone, and you definitly would be the best and first seal cop" Nick said chuckling
"Wha-what you want me to be a cop like you? But i tried to run and got away a couple of times, and i just got here yet you already want me as a cop?" Jak said puzzled
"So, i was a con-fox but look at me now, im the partner of the cu- most adorable bunny ever and were both the first fox and bunny cosp ever, so we could be the best team of the very first species cops" Nick said smiling at Judy who was now blushing
"Well your always welcome to be a cop if your up for it" Judy says as she locks eyes with Nick and kissed him on the cheek
"OI im right ere, god get a room you two" Jak says looking away rubbing his burnt chest
"Heh, Carrots i never knew you liked me" Nick said smirking and walking to Jak
"I do-dont i just happen to like that you saved Jaks life" Judy said blushing and rubbing her ears
"Thats what they all say" Jak says as he's walking to meet Nick
"Your one hundred percent correct about that " Says Nick laughing and walking Jak back to Judy who is blushing more intently now
"well what do we do now, we have two dead bodies and a guy who is drugged, drunk, and can kill anything" Judy said in a relaxed tone
"We take him to Bogo" Nick said
"We can tell him about all the good Jak has done and about his escapes along with the fact that he's a seal" Nick said laughing once more at the seal joke he made
"What do you think Bogo will do to him?" Judy said in a sort of nervous and worried voice
"Wait i know what to do with the bodies" Jak said as he still had some alcohol in his medkit
"Burn the eejits were they lay" Jak said in a dark tone a he began pouring the small amount of alcohol on the corpses
"WHAT" Judy yelled as she ran to take the alcohol out of his hand
"Ah ah ah bad bunny, i know how to get rid of human corpses as ive done it many of times" Jak said throwing the bodies in a nearby dumpster and throwing a lit match in it as the dumpster erupted in flames he closed the lid and wiped his hands
"AH STOP PUT IT OUT YOU IDIOT" Judy yelled as she ran to the dumpster only to be picked up by her arms and set next to Nick who then said
"Jak knows how to do this, plus he's human and know how to destroy their bodies" Nick said looking away from the fire holding Judy who was looking at the smoke drifting into the sky
"What will happen when they get discovered?" Judy asked as Jak said
"Humans burn a long time there wont be anything but ash in a few hours so lets go get somethin to eat ey? Jak suggests as Nick nod's in agreement
"Wha-what you ju-just lea- what?" Judy said dumbfounded at the odd causality in Jak
"So where can we get some pizza?" Jak said looking around in the center of town
"Well we have the new place with a good friend of mine who runs it" Nick said now standing next Jak who pointed to it and was now noticing he was only up to Jaks mid thigh
"By the way how are you so big?" Nick asked poking Jaks thigh and knee
"Greens and meat my friend greens and meat" Jak says as he begins walking to the area Nick was pointing to
Jak walk into the diner and goes to an otter who is currently taking orders at the register
"Hey bud whats on the menu?" Jak says as the otter looks up and down on him seeing the bloody burned and dirty man before him he faints and another employee starts yelling at him to leave
"geez what a bunch of arse holes eh" Jak said to Nick as he leaves
"What did you do?" Nick asked as Jak explained what happend
"Well i can see why he fainted" Nick said taking a picture of Jak as he held it up
Jak saw a burnt shirt and flesh that had blotches of blood on it along with a poorly bandaged leg and arm wound then a lot of dirt and blood all over him not to even mention he had Dens gun and Malicks baton along with his gear
"Damn bud i look badass, make that your screen saver" Jak winked and clapped his hand over Nicks shoulder walking to Judy to tell her something
"You really do dont you" Nick muttered as Jak walked away
"Hey miss" Jak said before being interrupted by Judy
"Call me Judy please" Judy said as she looked up to his face focusing on his left cheek which had an odd scar
"Ok, hey Judy is Nick your boyfriend?" Jak said smiling
"WHAT, no ,never, ew, gross, god thats nasty" Judy said making funny faces trying to hide the fact that she was blushing
"Well i think you two would be the cutest couple that ever existed if you ask me" Jak said patting Judys head
Judy smiled as Nick met up with them holding three pizzas
"hey guys i got us some grub" Nick said holding them to Jak to hold
"So whats on em" Jak asked as Nick pulled out his phone and showed his screen saver
"Crickets, Olives, and more Olives Nick siad as he showed his new screen savor of Jak
"CRICKETS MATE THATS F***** DISGUSTING" Jak said faking a hurling noise
"Well i love it and i dont know if you like olives so i got you them since Judy likes them as well" Nick said taking the boxes and walking towards the cruiser
when they got there Judy and Nick sat on the back while Jak sat on the top of the car making it lower immensely
"Wow you are a big boy aren't you" Nick said passing Jaks pizza to him
"Aye bud but hey i gotta eat to grow ya know" Jak said eating almost an entire slice in two bites one after the other
"Gotta tell your friend he needs to go big, these are the best pizzas ive ever eaten and the best olives that have ever touched me lips" Jak said finishing his last slice
"Wow im only on my fourth piece and your done" Nick said finishing his fourth piece
"YOUR DONE?!" Judy asked in a very surprised tone
"IM STILL ON MY FIRST PIECE" Judy said as she was only half way done with a piece
"Officer Hopps and Wilde we need you to head to Baneway due to some sort of odd mammal covered in blood with very large weapons and poorly bandaged"
The radio in the car said as they told Jak to wait at the fountainJudy pointed to it while they went to check this out, little did they know it was Jak
"We'll be right back don't move OK?" Judy said as Jak nodded throwing his box away then walked to the fountain
"Ok see ya in a few guys good luck" Jak said as he moved his gear over there and sat down" Jak was then shot with a dart the second that Nick and Judy drove away
"What the-" Jak ripped the dart out and didnt feel anything bad happen, he turned and saw a heavily armed bull with a rifle that had a clear HCM with darts in it
"Oi bud im just sittin do-" Jak was interrupted by another dart into his neck
"OI THAT HURT MATE STOP IT" Jak then had many darts shot into him as he pulled each one out leaving many around him until the animals had reloaded twice and taken out their tasers each shooting him
"OI STOP PLEASE IT HU-" Jak was then hit with a baton that electrocuted him but didn't hurt, then another, and another
At this point he had around one hundred and sixty darts around him and was being constantly shot with a taser and beaten by the batons until he had enough
"STOP IT" Jak yelled then shoved one of the cops who was hitting him with the baton and disarming him to then hit the other officers who were now on the ground knocked out
"Oi i dont fe-feel go-goo-gooood" Jak slumped onto the fountain as he then was shot with yet another taser shot which felt like being stabbed again and again
"AAAAHHHH STOP GOD PLEASE IT BURNS IT HURTS, ITS HELL TO LIVE PLEASE JUST KILL ME" Jak yelled at the wolf who was now walking up cuffing Jak who was violently shaking, Then Jak grabbed his upper body clothes and took them off but left his lower body clothes on
Judy and Nick pulled up just to see all the gear and all the mammals along with Jak hitting a wolf with his hands until the wolf fell over unconscious, Jak then walked over to the fountain cuffed shaking half naked and bleeding from his head mouth and his back with many burns and bleeding from all the dart entries
"JAK WHAT DID YOU DO" Judy yelled as Jak stood up and backed away blocking his head
"PLEASE NO MORE" Jak yelled as he closed his eyes prepared for more taser and dart shots to occur
"What happened Jak" Judy said more calmly and rubbing Jaks back until she took it off to see her hand drenched in blood
"They hurt me over and over, i was just sitting i promise i didnt hurt them i just hit them with that shock rod thing" Jak then pointed to the Baton which was was very bent and cracked
"Im so sorry Jak i didnt know the call was about you" Judy said as Nick parked and ran over to comfort Jak
"Im sorry" Jak yelped as he had rubbing alcohol poured on his back and burns which felt good after it soaked into his wounds
They proceeded to wrap guaze around his chest and stomach then bandaging his head which was purple and bloody with one black eye leaving only his other blue eye to see
"GET ON THE GROUND" A familiar voice yelled, it was Bogo
"No wait" Jak immediately got on his knees, his hands still cuffed and then got on the ground laying on his stomach and put his hands above his head
"WHAT HAPPENED HOPPS!?" Bogo yelled watching Judy help Jak up and walk to Bogo while Nick went and rubbed Jaks back comforting him
"Its okay bud your ok now no one can hurt you now" Nick said as Jak still shaking started to twitch and finally stop
"You okay now?" Nick said but Jak muttered something
"I thought you were my friends" Jak said then broke the cuffs in extreme anger and ran into the alley, with his friends rifle and baton and nothing else he climbed up the building and out of sight
"WAIT PLEASE" Judy yelled as Nick ran after Jak
