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Sam woke the next morning to an unfamiliar bed. "Dean?" He called. Dean and Cas appeared at the side of his bed swiftly. "Where are we?" Sam asked looking at the two suspiciously.
"We made nice with an angel and he let us stay in his house. You were pretty messed up after that knock on the head so we figured this was the best place for you." Dean said.
"Weren't you the one who said all angels are douches?" Sam asked straight faced.
"This one...used to be, but now he's...not." Dean said vaguely.
"Can I meet him?" Sam asked stepping out of the bed and looking around.
"Yes." Cas said. "Brother, please come here."
"Hiyya Sammy." Gabe said stepping hesitantly around the corner.
"You...complete...jerk!" Sam said punching Gabe repeatedly. "Of course I warded myself against angel mojo. I never thought it would have to protect me from you!" Sam said.
"You knew this whole time?" Dean asked wide eyed at how well Sam had played them.
"Of course!" Sam said. "And don't think I'm not mad at you too. I'll get to you." He said grabbing Gabe by the front of his shirt.
"Sammy-" Gabe squeaked.
"You two, out." Sam snapped at Cas and Dean who retreated quickly.
"Angry sex?" Gabe asked hopefully.
"No. Gabriel. Just angry." Sam said.
"I just wanted to help." Gabe said trying to sooth his ruffled hunter.
"Then help. Be there for me when I wake up from nightmares, kiss me when I cry, just make me feel safe. Don't just try to erase the problem. Because that's not helping." Sam said angrily.
"I just hate to see you hurting Sammy." Gabe said.
"Well deal with it. Because I need you." Sam huffed.
"Sorry kiddo. I love you moose." Gabe said kissing Sam. "I will always love you. And I'll be better. I don't know how to help, but I'll do my best."
"Now, I think someone mentioned something about angry sex?" Sam smirked as Gabe's eyes widened.
"That can be arranged."
