Just Harried
Manor
Prue and Phoebe are putting a floral arch in place for the wedding. Grams' spirit is standing nearby. "Okay, that should do it," Phoebe says.
Grams' says "I'm thinking more to the left. Uh, is this the biggest arch you could get?"
"Ugh." was Phoebe's response.
"Without opening a fast food franchise, yeah," Prue jokes.
Grams' says "Well, just remember, if love is the quest then marriage is the conquest. This place must be like victory."
"That's one way of putting it," Andy mutters under his breath. Prue shot him a look to which Andy had the grace to fall silent. He shifted the bundle of flowers in his arms. "Ms. Halliwell, where would you like these?" he asks in his polite voice.
Grams' looks around the Manor and then points toward the stairs. "Around the handrails, Andrew, dear, like Christmas lights," she orders.
Phoebe says "And here I thought weddings were supposed to be romantic."
"Oh my dear sweet child," Grams' says quickly.
Prue says "Better listen to Grams, Phoebe. I mean, you could always calculate her age by the number of rings on her fingers." Grams' points to Prue and Phoebe laughs. "Alright, wedding arch is done." She ticks something on her list. "And Andy's got the stairs, right, Andy?" she calls upon seeing him glancing between the flowers and the handrails doubtfully.
"Sure," he sighs and then trudges up the stairs.
"Alright, the next thing to do…" Prue yawns "on the To Do list is..."
"Sleep," Phoebe says finishing her sisters' sentence "You've been yawning all day."
Prue says "Try all week. It's this…" She realizes what she is about to say and then says "reoccurring dream I keep having. It's keeping me awake."
"Really? What's in the dream?" Phoebe asks.
Prue panics and says "Well, uh, there was this biker guy and he's kinda cute and kinda dangerous."
Phoebe says "Sounds kinda yummy."
"He better not be," Andy's voice sounds from the top of the stairs.
Piper walks in and looks around "Piper, sweetie, well, what do you think?" Grams asks.
Piper says "It's-it's beautiful."
Phoebe says "Yeah, and the best part about it is, it's finally happening."
Piper sighs "Flowers and bows and Grams. The only thing missing is..."
Prue says "Mom."
"And Teresa," Phoebe adds, deep down she knew Michael wanted his Mom to be there too.
Piper says "Grams, are you sure that you can't do..."
Grams says "No, nothing. I'm only here because you need a high priestess. They want me back by the witching hour tomorrow."
Phoebe says "I thought maybe this could help." Phoebe holds up a photo of Patty.
"You okay?" Prue asks.
Piper says "Yeah, I just, I can't believe how close I came to sabotaging my own wedding."
"What do you mean?" Phoebe asks.
Piper says "Well, with the demons and the false start and 'them' I, you know, I told myself if one more thing went wrong then it just maybe wasn't meant to be."
Grams' says "Oh, darling, there's no need to think that way. I mean, you made it."
Prue says "Yeah, and Andy, Mikey and I will personally butt kick any demon who tries to ruin it for you." Prue yawns after she says those words.
Phoebe says "Not if you're asleep you won't. Besides, you look sick."
"So I don't feel the greatest, but I'm fine," Prue denies. She glances at the stairs and raises her voice so that Andy would be able to hear her. "I would sleep better if Andy would come home at night."
"Don't be mad, baby," Andy pleads. The sound of footsteps on the stairs is heard just before Andy joins them at the bottom floor. "Believe me, I'd much rather be here than spending the night at work and trying to catch an elusive drug dealer."
"Whatever, she's still tired and she needs to rest so Andy go get her some water and saltine crackers and I'll take her upstairs," Phoebe orders.
Piper says "Sweet dreams. Bye."
Prue and Phoebe go upstairs and Andy goes into the kitchen. Grams and Piper are the only ones in the room and Grams says "I'll see you tomorrow at 4:00, Mrs. Halliwell. The women keep their names in this family."
Grams' disappears in a swirl of white orbs and Piper looks around the room. "You mean, except Prue," Piper mumbles with a smirk.
Prue's room
Prue is asleep in bed, or that's what it looked like.
Prue's dream
There's a bar and men are playing pool. The camera pans over to another table. Prue's there playing pool with a couple of biker men. Michael and Zeke shimmer in nearby.
"Uh-huh." Prue sinks a ball. "The more I play, the luckier I get." She walks around the table. "Alright," She sinks another ball. "So that would be, uh, twenty bucks that you owe me."
"I do believe so," Michael agrees standing Behind Prue.
The first Biker guy says "I never agreed to no bet."
A cute guy approaches them. His name is TJ. TJ Says "Rules of the house say loser pays twenty bucks. Maybe you want me to take you out front and teach you those rules."
The biker buy says "Alright." He hands her the $20.
Prue says "Thank you." She tucks it inside her bra. She turns to TJ "So, um, I didn't, I suppose that you want something for helping me."
TJ says "You could say that."
Prue says "Well, you'll have to win it just like the rest of them."
He grabs her "Maybe I should just take it."
Prue says "Maybe you should leave me alone. You have no idea who you're dealing with."
"She's got an excellent point," Michael says.
TJ says "Maybe you should show me."
She kisses him "Hi," Prue says.
TJ says "Sorry I'm late."
Prue says "Yeah, so am I because now I have to go."
She starts to walk off with Michael and Zeke.
TJ says "No, I want you to stay."
Prue says "Yeah, I know. You know that I can't, alright, I have..."
TJ says "Responsibilities, right. That's what you say every night, then you cut out."
Prue says "TJ, I would love to leave my responsible half behind but I can't."
TJ says "You can. What are you gonna miss? Work? Blow it off. There's a freedom that comes with making your own choices."
Prue says "Yeah, and I wanna know what that's like but..."
She kisses him and walks off "The least you could do is tell me your name."
Outside the bar
Michael, Prue and Zeke walk out of the bar and they are talking "Remember Prue we are undercover for the police, Andy has worked hard trying to bust this guy…"
"I know I know Mikey," Prue says.
A biker is standing out there waiting for Prue, Michael and Zeke when they walk past and he stops them "Hey, you've got my money." The guy asks.
"Excuse me," Michael says to the guy "I was talking,"
Prue says "Hey, you have a good memory."
"Very good," Michael and Zeke say at the same time.
Biker #1 says "Yeah, yeah, maybe I'll just kick it out in trade, huh? Come here."
He touches her and she kicks him in the face. She picks up a piece of wood and hits him in the stomach. He falls to the ground, unconscious.
Prue says "No, I don't wanna go."
Prue is surrounded by a red flash as she astral projects out of the scene.
Prue's room
Prue wakes up with a start and Andy jumps slightly in surprise from where he was leaning over her. "What are you doing, Andy?" she demands.
Andy holds up a thermometer. "Temperature, you okay?" he asks worriedly.
Prue grumbles something unintelligible and pulls the blankets over her head. She only stayed there for a few seconds before jumping out of the bed (nearly knocking Andy over) and running into the bathroom.
"Guess that's a 'no'" Andy realizes. He follows after Prue, much slower.
Opening Credits
Manor: Piper's bedroom.
Piper is asleep. There are rose petals covering her bed. A chime wakes her up "Leo?" She sits up and sees the petals and blue and white orbs. She giggles and picks up a handful of petals. Phoebe walks in carrying a tray.
Phoebe says "Was that just giggling I heard?"
Piper says "Yes, I am guilty of giggling and I am guilty of being happier than any previous romance in my life."
Phoebe says "Piper, it's your wedding day!"
Piper says shyly "I know."
"Here comes the bridesmaid!" Phoebe says jumping on the bed. Prue walks in. "Prue, come play!"
Prue puts a smile on her face and says "Oh, hey."
Phoebe looks at Prue's face and says "Uh-oh. Another bad dream? Or are you sick again?"
Prue says "Both. I was still in that biker bar but this time I was attacked by a big galloot and it must have upset the baby. I've been sitting in the bathroom for the past hour and Andy hasn't got back from work yet so I've had no one to complain to."
"A galloot? What is that?" Piper asks so as to avoid the sickness conversation and Phoebe shrugs. "You fought a demon in your sleep? If I'm gonna have to vanquish a demon in my wedding dress, just tell me because if so, then…"
Prue says "Ay! Alright, he was not a demon. He was just a big rude guy."
Phoebe says "And it was just in her dream."
Prue says "Yeah and the only thing I need to vanquish him is a potion called coffee." The doorbell rings. "Ah, that must be the rest of the flowers. Um, okay, you just relax, no worrying."
Phoebe says "And eat your breakfast and then I will have a hot bubble bath waiting for you."
Piper says "Are you sure there's nothing witchy going on?"
Prue throws petals over Piper "I'm positive." Prue says. They leave the room.
The bar in Prue's dream
Biker #1 is lying dead on the ground. Police are there interviewing people. A photographer takes a photo and then the body is covered up.
inside the bar An inspector is showing TJ a security tape of Prue hitting the biker - just like in her dream.]
Inspector says "Is that her? Is that the woman you were with last night?"
TJ says "Yeah, so what?"
Inspector says "So what's her name?"
TJ says "I don't know."
Inspector says "Ah, you stick your tongue down her throat but you don't know her name?"
TJ says "That against the law?"
Inspector says "Look, I appreciate you trying to protect your girlfriend from murder charges."
TJ says "She's no murderer."
A biker walks up to them "You sure about that, son?"
Inspector says "You know something?"
Biker #2 says "I know what happened. Saw it with my own eyes."
Inspector says "Get a look at the killer?"
Biker #2 says "I'm looking at her right now."
Commercial Break
Michael's room
Michael and Rosaline are in the bedroom getting ready for the wedding. Michael is wearing a black tux while Rosaline wears a pink dress. Behind them there is a swirl of bright white lights forming and a voice that says "You're both so very beautiful,"
Michael turns around and sees the woman "Mom," He says with a smile and he hugs her.
"Mikey, could you come here for a sec please!" Phoebe's voice yells from the attic.
"Coming," Michael yells back.
Michael leaves the room and Rosaline and Teresa are still in the room. "Let's do the make-up, shall we?" Teresa says getting a box from Michael's closet that says "Teresa's things."
Manor: Kitchen
Prue and Andy are sitting at the table when Phoebe and Michael come in "Check out what we found in the attic." Phoebe says.
Prue says "I hope it's something old 'cause we already have new, borrowed and blue covered."
Phoebe says "Is Melinda Warren's blessing cup old enough?"
Prue picks up the cup "That is very cool."
Phoebe says "Yeah, what could be better than to give Piper the actual cup that our favorite ancestor drank from at her wedding."
Prue says "Hmm, alright, I can check that off. Now all I need is help moving the buffet table."
"I can do that," Andy offers and takes a sip of his coffee.
Phoebe says "Um, no offense but you look like you're about to fall asleep. Maybe we should wait until Cole gets here. He should be here any minute."
"My dad is coming too," Michael informs.
Prue says "You're kidding, right?"
Phoebe says "No, you knew Cole was coming to the wedding."
Prue says "Yeah, to the wedding, Phoebe, but the moments leading up to it belong to the family. And I'm sorry, but Cole is not family, okay, he is still a demon. And I don't think Piper needs a demon,"
They hear Piper scream.
Andy was on his feet in a second and helping Prue up. "Speaking of Piper…" He and Prue were already running out of the kitchen.
"Cop reflexes," Phoebe sighs. "Wait for us!" she calls after them and takes off with Michael.
Stairs
Leo and Piper are there Piper is hiding behind the railing.
Piper says "It is bad luck to see the bride's dress before the wedding."
Leo says "But you're not even wearing the dress."
Piper says "The same rule applies to the bride's... curlers. Go away."
She goes upstairs. Prue, Andy, and Phoebe walk in "Oh, good, you're here."
Leo says "Yeah, I'm just looking for a place to change."
Prue sees Leo holding his Whitelighter robe "Uh, what's with the robe?"
Leo says "Oh, it's my formal Whitelighter wear."
Phoebe says "Um, yeah, I-I hope you don't mind but we sort of decided that you should be a little bit more traditional, so we rented you a tux."
Victor enters the manor "Anybody home?"
Phoebe yells "Daddy!" She goes over to him. "Hi."
They hug "Hi, baby. Leo."
Leo says "Victor."
He goes over to Prue "Hey dad."
Victor says "Hey." He kisses the top of her head and then places a hand on her stomach. "Hey, baby, grandpa came to see you."
Prue pushes his hand away from her stomach. "Well, I know that you have a lot of joy and laughter to share so I'll just take you down... whoa."
Victor says "What's the matter?"
Prue sits down on the stairs and Andy rushes over to her. "Uh, just a, uh, dizzy spell. I've been getting them ever since those dreams began."
Leo says "What dreams?"
Prue says "Oh, you know, those dreams... uh, you know, it's nothing, probably just a pregnancy symptom."
"I haven't heard of weird dreams being a pregnancy symptom," Andy states dryly.
"I meant the dizziness," Prue replies.
Phoebe says "Yeah, certainly nothing to worry about. Okay, you three men, follow me." She turns to Prue and Michael and says "You just sit there and relax. I'll be right back. Come on, Andy," she orders but stops walking when Andy doesn't follow. "Right, you stay with Prue. Leo and Victor don't need help," she agrees. Leo and Victor follow Phoebe down to the basement. "Get dressed and no fighting,"
Leo and Victor walk down the stairs. A tux is there hanging on a coat hanger.
Victor says "So you rented a tux, huh? I thought for sure you'd be wearing one of those long robes all you Whitelighter's love so much."
Leo says "I decided to go a little more traditional."
Michael's room
Rosaline and Teresa are working on looking good. Rosaline is brushing her hair. Teresa is standing behind her with a curling iron, Rosaline looks up at her and says "I'm ready,"
Teresa starts to curl the hair, "You are going to look very pretty,"
"You are really good with fashion," Rosaline says to her,
"Well, of course," she says in an obvious tone "How do you think Mikey turned out so handsome?"
"Why aren't you spending time with him?" Rosaline asks.
"Well, I'm here for the wedding," Teresa begins to explain "Piper is family," she gets done curling the hair.
Teresa looks in the box again and Rosaline says "You know Mikey is a good person he takes after his dad a lot,"
"I know I have been watching in the clouds," She says. "He's so protective of his family;" she looks in the box and says "Let me give you something my grandmother gave me when I was your age." She pulls out a necklace "She said it'd always protect me even in my loneliest and darkest hour."
Downstairs
Michael and Prue are on the stairs when two rows of demons shimmer in. Prue and Michael smile at the shimmering image of a flame in the center of the two rows as Jared materializes. "Hey daddy," Michael says still smiling giving his father a huge hug.
Phoebe walks in and stops upon seeing the demons. She sees Jared and then she sits down beside Prue.
Phoebe says "Prue, okay, we've got everyone convinced that we have things under control. Now you have to convince me."
Prue says "I can't do that."
Phoebe says "Oh, no. What are you feeling?"
Prue says "Tired all the time. Like I'm awake twenty-four hours a day."
Phoebe says "Is the dream sorcerer back?"
Prue says "No, no, definitely not that."
Phoebe says "Well, remember what Piper said. If one more thing goes wrong she was gonna call of this wedding."
Prue says "No, we can't let that happen."
Phoebe says "Okay, why don't you let me handle this almighty To Do list, and you go upstairs and get some rest. Take Andy with you. He needs about as much as you." She adds as she sees Andy coming in from the kitchen with another cup of coffee.
Prue says "Okay."
They stand up Prue start to head up stairs but turns around and says "Ok could we do something about the demons please? We do have Mortals coming too," she asks nicely.
Phoebe says "Huh, wow, so you're relinquishing control to your little sister. You must really be tired." Prue goes upstairs. Phoebe picks up the photo of Patty. "Please help us through this day, mom."
"Be gone," Jared commands to the demons and they shimmer out he follows Michael upstairs.
Prue's bedroom
Prue and Andy are lying on her bed.
"Okay, Prue, what's the deal?" Andy asks after several moments of silence.
"Deal?" Prue returns in confusion.
Andy absently plays with a strand of her hair. "I know it's not some dream that's making you tired, so come on, tell me what is," he replies.
"What makes you think that?" Prue questions.
Andy rolls his eyes. "I've known you too long. You can't lie to me."
Prue thinks it over for a moment. "Fine, I've been helping Michael," she admits.
"With what?"
"You know, school stuff," Prue lies.
"No, it's not school stuff," Andy argues. "There's that lying again," he adds.
Prue sighs dramatically. "Alright, look, here's the deal, Michael asked me to help him by going undercover with that guy you are, uh, tracking, so I have been astral projecting to some bar where he likes to hang out," she explains. "And actually, I should really be going there right now…"
Andy doesn't say anything for a long moment before he gets out of the bed. "Stay there, don't move," he orders, obviously not happy at the moment.
"Where are you going?" Prue asks after him.
"To talk to Michael," Andy calls over his shoulder without a glance back at her.
The Sports Bar
Astral Prue appears in the bar to check what is going on with the suspect at the moment. She walks past a pool table. TJ grabs her arm from behind. She turns around "Hey."
Prue says "Hey."
TJ says "You shouldn't have come back."
Prue says "What are you talking about?"
TJ says "I spent the whole morning with the cops. They think you killed a guy, took his money."
Prue says "No, I-I-I didn't kill anyone."
TJ says "Good 'cause that's what I told them."
Prue: So then why are you still here?
TJ says "Waiting for you. I didn't have your phone number and you never even gave me your name."
Prue says "Really? Wow…"
She kisses him "Hey, you keep saying you wanna live a life with no rules, no responsibilities. This is it. A chance. Come on." TJ Says.
"Well, see, TJ that's sweet but, uh," Prue trails off as a police car pulls up.
Inspector says "Whoa, take it easy."
Another police car pulls up "Don't do it for me, TJ."
Inspector says "You don't wanna be an accessory for murder."
The inspector gets out his handcuffs
Prue says to TJ "My name's Prue. Prue Halliwell."
Prue slowly approaches the cops. "Put up your hands. Come on." The inspector handcuffs her. "Let's go."
Prue's room
Phoebe walks in "Prue? Prue, wake up."
The bar/Prue's Room
The inspector puts Prue in the car
Phoebe says "Prue."
Astral Prue says "Oh, no."
Prue astral projects out of the car, leaving the handcuffs behind, the inspector notices she's gone.
Prue's room
Prue wakes up. She looks at her wrists "Oh, no."
Commercial Break
Manor: Prue's room
Prue and Phoebe are there "I was wanted for murder but this, this guy in my dream, he risked himself to save me. Sexy guy."
Phoebe says "Prue, forget the guy. What about the arrest?"
Prue says "Right, uh, okay, a cop handcuffed me and that's all I remember, except that I didn't really wanna wake up, it's like my dreams were overpowering me."
Phoebe says "Mm, that's what my premonitions feel like. They pull me against my will."
Prue says "You know, maybe somebody's trying to pull me in a parallel world or a dream dimension."
Phoebe says "Well, hopefully that someone will be in the Book of Shadows, okay? Come on." They head for the attic. "Wait, should we tell Piper?"
Prue says "No, I won't let this be the one thing that goes wrong today. I'll be okay as long as I stay awake, right? For Piper?"
Phoebe says "For Piper."
Michael's room
Michael, Teresa and Rosaline are in the room talking when Andy knocks on the door "Mikey, I need to talk to you," he walks in
"Hello to you too, Andy," Michael says jokingly.
"What the hell is going on with Prue helping you?" Andy asks kind of ticked off.
"Wh-What are you talking about?" Michael says.
"See Prue did the same thing except Prue can't lie to me, I will ask again, What's going on?" Andy says a little more demanding.
"Mikey!" Phoebe yells from Prue's room "We need some help that is in your area of expertise,"
"Coming," Michael says walking out but Andy grabs his arm.
"I am not finished with you yet," Andy scolds as he tightens his grip.
Michael shimmers out of the grip and into the hallway in view of the sisters.
"What's going on?" Michael asks upon seeing them leave Prue's room.
"Where's your father?" Phoebe asks.
"He went to get Zeke from baseball practice," Michael explains as Flames materialize.
Piper comes out of her room "Hold it right there. What's wrong?" Piper asks.
Phoebe says "Boy bands. There's just too many of them, don't you think?"
"Hey!" Michael says "I'm a singer," They look at him "At least at school,"
Piper says "No. What's wrong with you three?"
Prue panics and says "Uh, nothing's wrong."
"Yeah, Nothing at all," Michael says.
Piper says "I can see it in your faces. We've been demon hunting for three years now. You're going to the attic, aren't you?"
"Yes." Phoebe says
Prue elbows Phoebe "Phoebe!" Prue yells.
"I knew it." Piper says.
Phoebe says "What, Prue, she's onto us, she knows. Yes, Piper, we were heading to the attic. To find something old, something new..."
Prue says "Uh, something, something borrowed, something blue."
Phoebe says "Yes."
Prue says "Right. We were gonna surprise you but now you caught us."
Piper says "Oh."
Prue says "Yeah, I mean, look, I told you, you have nothing to worry about today, alright? It's going to be a demon-free day." Cole shimmers in and scares Piper. "Hey!"
Jared looks at Cole and says "Belthazor?" then looking at Michael who tries to hide behind Prue
Cole says "Sorry I'm late."
Piper says to Prue "You were saying?"
Cole walks over to Phoebe "Near miss with a Zotar." He and Phoebe kiss. "Almost spotted me. Oh, don't worry, I lost him. I think."
Piper says "See? No matter what, a demon will attack today. It's just the natural order of our universe."
"Piper, don't worry" Jared says. "Any demon would be stupid if they attacked with me here, they're scared of me," Jared jokes but sounding serious.
Phoebe says "Piper, you have to stay positive. You know what? I have Celine Dion 'Behind The Music' on video cassette. Would you like to watch that?"
Piper says "Would you like to get slapped?"
Prue says "Hey, she's just trying to relax you."
Cole says "Don't worry, leave the demons to me. I can handle anything that comes through..."
Phoebe says "Oh, no you don't. You promised you were not gonna use your demonic powers anymore."
Cole says "Oh, sorry. Old habits."
Phoebe says "Think good."
Cole says "Oh, I am, I am. Um, I brought a gift." He throws the gift at Piper.
Michael and Zeke walk up to the attic and Jared and Andy follow them.
Jared and Andy walk in behind them and Jared slams the door shut "Why the hell didn't you tell me Belthazor was alive?" Jared asks Michael.
"Phoebe begged me not to tell because she knew you'd go after him,"
"I would have gone after him!" Jared yells.
"Prue is under cover?" Andy asks.
"Yeah," Michael says sheepishly.
"And you didn't tell me," Andy says.
"Well if we told you, you would have said no,"
"You bet your ass i would have said No!" Andy yells angrily.
"I am going now ok don't be mad at me Prue is the one who agreed to help me so yeah," Michael says trying to get past them and walks to the door.
Andy clicks his gun and Michael freezes "You're gonna tell me what she's been doing and who she is as her astral self or I swear I won't hesitate to shoot," Andy threatens.
Michael puts his hands up and turns around slowly "Ok, Let's talk then." He sits down on the sofa and begins to explain "I figured if I helped you out with this case that maybe you'd be home more Prue misses you and your gonna have a baby on the way," Michael looks at Andy who still has the gun pointed and ready "Prue is helping because I knew I couldn't do it alone I'm sorry," He flames out with Zeke as Prue walks in.
Basement
Leo and Victor are dressed in their tux "So are you and Piper gonna move out, get your own place?"
Leo says "Not right away."
Victor says "Well, just between you and me, isn't that a little tough on the old pride? Living off the girls like that?"
Leo says "Look, Victor, I know you don't like the idea of your daughter marrying a Whitelighter."
Victor says "Oh, I never said that. But now that you mention it, yeah, I'd prefer Piper to marry a mortal. Like Prue did,"
Leo says "Well, Piper's not mortal, she's a witch. She was given her gifts to serve a higher calling. Prue isn't mortal either, Andy is but because he's been with Prue since she was in High school,"
Victor says "A calling that only people like you could understand, right? The same crap my ex-wife's Whitelighter used to steal her away from me."
Leo says "And I'm sorry that happened to you, I really am. But with all do respect, this isn't about you and Patty, this is about me and Piper. I love her with all my heart, and I promise to keep loving her and taking care of her for the rest of this life, the afterlife and whatever comes after that. Now you may not support it and you may not agree with it but it is not gonna stop me from marrying your daughter today. Nothing will."
Victor says "You know... I could probably get used to having a Whitelighter for a son-in-law."
Victor ties Leo's bow tie. Cole comes down the stairs "Everybody having fun down here?"
Leo says to Victor "How do you stand on demons?"
Prue walks downstairs from the attic as Phoebe comes around the corner "Hey, did you find anything in the Book about your dreams?" Phoebe asks.
Prue says "Nothing."
Phoebe says "What are we gonna do? The wedding's in a half an hour."
Prue says "Get ready, get set, get through it for Piper."
Phoebe says "For Piper."
They walk in different directions.
Outside
Michael and Zeke flame in on the sidewalk down the block and start walking around the block just to waste time. "He seemed pissed Mikey," Zeke says.
"I know he did and I have never seen him like this before," Michael explains as Zeke is mysteriously thrown across the sidewalk.
A figure of a guy stands in front of them "Hello Michael," The guy says grabbing him.
"Who are you?" Michael asks "What do you want?"
"Shh." The guy says looking around "There are people out there looking for you," he then whispers in Michaels ear "Be prepared kid, this is unlike anything you've ever faced in your life," He looks around some more "I got to get out of here, You are to be here at this location tonight alone," he throws Michael into Zeke and he runs off.
"Who was that?" Zeke asks
"I have no idea," Michael says as two people approach them "I should have seen this coming," Michael says to one of the people.
Zeke sees something in there hands "Mikey are those potions?" Zeke whispers to Michael.
"What's going on…" Michael starts but one throws a potion sending Michael soaring backwards "Ah!"
"Mikey!" Zeke says as Michael gets up.
The other is about to throw the potion at Zeke when Michael throws his hand out "Potion!" He yells and it flames to him. He grabs Zeke and flames out before the people could do anything more.
Piper's room
Piper is in her wedding dress she is putting on her earrings and looks in the mirror. Patty appears behind her "Oh, you're so beautiful."
Piper says "Mom?"
Patty says "Don't be afraid."
Piper turns around "Oh my god. But... it can't be 'cause, um, ghosts, ghosts glow. You're not glowing."
Patty says "I'm not a ghost. Well, not today. Today I am simply your mother."
"But, uh, how?" Piper questions
Patty answers her by saying "After all the Elders put you and Leo through, they wanted to give you something back, so, so they sent me down, just for your wedding day." She then looks at the hair "You know, I think I wore my hair like this for my wedding day."
Piper says "You did. Uh, I kept your wedding album after you died and..." Patty licks her finger and pushes a piece of Piper's hair in place. "And I looked at the pictures every night like a bedtime story."
Patty says "I always thought you'd be the second to get married. You're the heart of this family, Piper."
Piper touches Patty's hand "I'm not dreaming am I?" Piper asks.
Patty says "No, sweetie, you're not."
"Mom," Piper says
They hug and Prue and Phoebe walk in "Mom," Phoebe says.
Piper says "It's true. She's real. They sent her to us for today."
Patty goes to Prue "Oh, Prue. It's been so hard on you, unfair."
Prue says "Yeah... no, it doesn't matter. I just wanted to make you proud."
Patty says "You protected this family better than I could. I'm so proud of you."
Prue says "Thank you." They hug.
Patty turns to Phoebe "And you, my baby, you feel it all, don't you? I was never there to comfort you. I died before you even knew me."
Phoebe says "Some nights I just wanted you to hold me."
Patty says "Your road's been the longest, Phoebe. But I was never worried about you. You know why? Because I had a premonition the day you were born."
"You did?" Phoebe asks.
"What did you see?" Piper asks.
Patty says "Oh, I saw this. I saw this moment right now, my three daughters standing before me as beautiful young women and I knew that everything would be okay."
Phoebe says "What did you see next?"
Patty says "I held you." They all hug.
Downstairs
Everyone but Piper and Patty are standing around the room. "Places, places everyone," Grams' says.
The doorbell rings "Don't answer that." Prue says.
Piper yells from upstairs "Can somebody answer that?"
Prue says "Ooh, I'll get it." Prue answers the door. Darryl is there "Hey, you're late. Where were you?"
Darryl says "Out saving your ass."
Prue says "Huh?"
Darryl says "Police have your picture. You're wanted for murder. They said you fled custody this morning."
"Murder? What kind of undercover work were you doing, Prue?" Andy demands in disbelief.
"Oh, you've decided to talk to me again?" Prue snaps and glares at him.
Phoebe says "I thought we were talking about a dream…"
Michael walks into the room and Darryl says "They don't have your name yet but it's only a matter of time."
"Girls!" Grams says.
Prue says "Alright, let's just stay cool and we'll get downtown and straighten this out later. But we have to get through the wedding first, okay? For Piper?"
Andy hesitates before he nods in agreement. "Fine," he agrees.
Phoebe says "For Piper." They look at Darryl. "You're supposed to say 'For Piper'." Phoebe whispers.
Darryl says "Alright, it better be a quick wedding."
Prue, Phoebe, Michael, Andy, and Darryl go into the room and stand in place "Everything looks perfect except Victor, could you move a little to your left. And Jared could you move to your left?" Grams asks.
Victor and Jared both say "Sure, why?"
Grams says "Well, to make room for..."
Patty walks in with Teresa "Patty."
Patty says "Hello, Victor, how are you?"
"Teresa," Jared says.
Victor answers Patty's question "Good. I mean, I was good. Alright, who brought my ex-wife back from the dead?"
Grams says "Not now, Victor. I know you two have issues but that's what the reception is for."
Grams' starts the music and Piper walks down the stairs. Victor walks over to her and she holds onto his arm. He takes her up to Leo.
Phoebe says "We did it. It's really happening."
Suddenly, TJ rides through the front door on his motorbike. He knocks over the flowers and then knocks over the table and all the glassware smashes on the floor. He stops in front of the table the cake is sitting on. "Oh, My gosh," Michael whispers
TJ looks around and yells "Prue!"
Phoebe says "Who the hell is that?"
Prue feels a twitch in her stomach and begins to faint "Oh, oh, oh no bad baby. No."
Phoebe says "Prue?" Just as Astral Prue appears.
Astral Prue looks and says "TJ." She runs over to him. Grams gasps, "You came."
"Prue," Andy calls, running forward and trying to grab her as she approaches TJ. He's telekinetically tripped (courtesy of the baby) allowing Prue to move unhindered.
Prue gets on the back of the bike "Had to beat the cops. I won't let them take you."
Piper says "Prue, what the hell is going on?"
Phoebe says "Prue, you get your astral ass back here!" TJ rides off, knocking the cake table. Piper gasps. The three tiered cake falls on the floor. "Honey..."
"No!" Michael yells sliding across the floor and the cake landing on him.
"You!" Andy says looking at Michael as he regains his feet. "You are so fired!"
Piper says "Alright, that's it! The wedding is off!" She throws her veil on the floor. She tries to walk but Phoebe is standing on her dress. "Phoebe!"
Phoebe says "Sorry! Sorry!" Piper walks away. "Piper, Piper, wait, think about this."
Commercial Break
Manor
Piper is putting on a sweater "Piper, Piper, you cannot just leave."
Piper says "Yes, I can. A demon I could have handled, but my big sister ruining my wedding, I cannot handle that."
Andy looks towards Michael and Michael steps up "Piper, actually this is all my fault,"
Phoebe turns and says "Not now Mikey," She turns back to Piper "Okay, just listen to me for one second. All we have to do is find a way."
Piper says "No, no, I don't wanna find a way to get married on my wedding day. It's-it's too hard. There must be a reason."
Leo walks over to them "Piper..."
Piper says "Leo, I'm sorry, but this is just the final straw. It's just not meant to be." Piper leaves the manor.
Andy glances between Michael and Leo before walking out the front door and slamming it behind him.
Living room
Michael flames Prue to the couch. Leo and Phoebe walk in "I've never seen Piper so defeated." Leo sits on the other couch. "Prue, come on, wake up. Prue, come on."
Patty says "Honey, you won't get her back that way. A part of Prue wanted to escape and it used her astral self to do it."
"The baby's the one that did it," Michael points out.
"The baby thought she was helping Prue," Patty explains.
Grams' says "If the wedding's off, I have to go. I'm only here to conduct the ceremony. I'm sorry." Grams' disappears.
Victor says "Maybe Piper's right. Maybe the wedding just wasn't meant to be."
"Victor," Patty says.
Victor says "All I'm saying is maybe the gods are just trying to spare them the pain that we went through."
"And us too," Jared says walking in with Teresa.
Leo says "No. All I need is what's inside of me to know that Piper and I are meant to be together." He stands up. "What happened here today..."
Phoebe says "Piper and Leo's love have touched us all. We have to fix this."
Darryl's pager beeps.
Darryl says "I gotta go fend off the parse."
Victor says "What parse?"
Darryl says "Prue's wanted for murder. I'll stay in touch by cell phone." Darryl leaves.
Patty says "Murder?"
Leo says to Phoebe "You knew about this?"
Phoebe says "I just found out when Morris told Prue. But it's obviously a mistake. I mean, Prue wouldn't murder anybody."
Cole says "You sure? I mean, Prue's astral form seems to have taken a life of its own. How do you know she didn't do it?"
Phoebe says "Because I know her."
Cole says "Oh, yeah."
Phoebe says "At least I think I do."
Leo says "Alright, alright, you guys find Piper, bring her back here somehow. Phoebe, Book of Shadows, see if there's a spell to bring astral Prue back. Cole, you and me are gonna do a little investigating of our own. Alright, come on you guys. We've got a wedding to save."
"And I'm going to go get cleaned up and see what I can do to help out." Michael says walking up the stairs with Zeke.
Once he and Zeke are upstairs they flame out.
The bar
Cole shimmers in and Leo orbs in.
Cole says "Hmm, interesting place to dream about."
Leo says "Especially for Prue."
They start to walk around "Based on what Morris said, someone must have knifed the victim after Astral Prue away."
Leo says "By the looks of this crowd, it could be anybody."
Cole says "No, not anybody. Very few humans have the heart of a true killer. One who kills without prejudice."
Leo says "How do you know?"
Cole says "I can always sense it. Before I suppressed my demonic self for Phoebe, I can sense how human killers form inside. He's here."
Leo says "The murderer? You sure?"
Cole says "That he's our murderer? No. But he's got fresh blood on his hands. Go update Morris."
Leo walks away.
Underworld
Michael and Zeke flame into the bounty hunter section of the underworld. Bounty hunters are everywhere. "What have we got here?" The lead bounty hunter says.
"Ugh, I hate not being able to flame into dads chambers," Michael rants trying to walk away.
"You're not going anywhere," The lead bounty hunter says throwing a fireball at Michael. "Send them to the underworld dungeon. Where they will be questioned of their arrival,"
A demon outside the group shimmers out.
P3
Patty and Victor walk down the stairs "Just let me do the talking. You always had a way of saying the wrong thing when they were young."
Victor says "Wrong, according to you, you never opened to what I had to say because you wanted to raise them as witches..." They see Piper sitting across the room. "Instead of little girls."
They walk over to Piper. "We were worried." Patty says.
Piper says "I'm sorry, I let everyone down."
Victor says "Honey, you have nothing to apologize for."
Patty says "It is a tribute to you and Leo that you made it as far as you did, I think."
Piper says "Yeah, but we didn't make it all the way."
Patty says "Not yet maybe, but..."
Piper says "Not ever. I mean, I think it's obvious, don't you? Leo and I are just clearly not..."
Patty says "Destined to be? Oh, I don't believe that. And I don't think that you really believe that either."
Piper says "Don't I? All I have to do is look at you and dad to see where I might end up if I marry Leo. I mean, look at the track record. The Halliwell's, we are blessed as witches and we are cursed as women. Sometimes I think we're all destined to end up alone."
Patty says "You don't really... I mean, just because... Victor."
Victor says "You think your mother and I were cursed?"
Piper says "Don't you?"
Victor says "Honestly, I look back at those days as the best of my life. I loved your mother; she was the best thing that ever happened to me until the three of you came along."
Piper says "But your marriage still didn't last."
Victor says "Yeah, that hurt. A lot. But it was our love that gave birth to you and your sisters. Maybe that was my destiny."
Piper says "I'm sorry, I just need to be alone."
She walks away.
Patty says "Not bad for a guy who always says the wrong things."
Victor says "Thanks. I just wish I knew that it helped."
Underworld Dungeon
Michael and Zeke are in the dungeon being thrown on the ground "I don't know who you are kid but when I find out, you'll answer to me and the source." The demon says flaming out.
Manor: Living room
Jared, Teresa and Phoebe are there watching Prue and looking in the book. Jared has a weird feeling and shivers a little bit, "Whoa," He says putting a hand on the chair and sitting down. "I haven't felt one of those since Michael was born."
"One of what?" Phoebe questions
"Shivers," Teresa answers "It's something that he feels when He or one of his family is not doing so good or something,"
"But I don't know why I am feeling them again, now," Jared wonders.
Andy runs in with Rosaline "Hey have you guys seen Mikey?" Andy asks.
"We cannot find him anywhere," Rosaline says.
"Oh, dear," Teresa says.
As the words leave her mouth a demon shimmers in "My Liege, I have been looking everywhere for you,"
"Why? What's going on?" Jared questions in a commanding voice.
"Legions of bounty hunters in the underworld, they put Master Michael and Master Zeke in the underworld dungeon."
"Michael?" Jared questions. He and Teresa Join hands and flame out.
Underworld Dungeon
Michael is half conscious as his powers work very slowly in the underworld. Jared and Teresa flame in. "Michael," Teresa says waving her arm and sending the guards flying.
More and more guards shimmer in as does the lead bounty hunter. Teresa waves her arm sending the guards away from Michael, Zeke and herself. "A witch,"
Jared undoes the demonic chains that was holding Michael and Zeke to the wall. As the demons create fireballs Jared says "Enough!"
The fireballs get put out. "Sire Jared, what brings you here?" The lead bounty hunter asks.
"You," Jared says forming a very large fireball "You, brought my son to the Dungeon!"
"Come on, Honey, let's go we can deal with this later," Teresa says pulling Jared away and they flame out with Michael and Zeke.
Manor: Living room
Phoebe is there flipping through the Book of Shadows. She finds a spell "Gotcha," She says as Jared, Teresa, Zeke and Michael flame in. Michael stands by Phoebe and they say the spell.
Park
TJ is lying down and Astral Prue is sitting next to him "I've just gotta know. How'd you get away from the cops?"
Astral Prue says "You know, I don't really wanna talk about that. I mean, I'm here now, that's all that really matters, right?"
TJ says "Yeah, but for how long?"
"Do you care?" Astral Prue asks.
TJ says "Well, I did crash your sister's wedding."
Astral Prue says "Yes, you did."
TJ says "And I am harboring you from the cops."
Astral Prue says "And I appreciate that."
TJ says "I may definitely pass for a state behavior -."
Astral Prue looks at him and says "So then why are you still talking?"
TJ says "Prue, I don't need much, but I need to know one thing... are you gonna take off from me again tonight?"
Astral Prue says "You know, I hadn't really thought about it. I mean, for the first time in my life I'm free, so I'm sorta just living moment to moment. Is that okay?"
TJ says "I'm cool with that."
Astral Prue says "Cool with that." They hug. Prue breaks the hug. "Oh, not now,"
TJ says "What's wrong?" Astral Prue runs away. "Prue?" Astral Prue runs behind the bushes. "Prue, where are you going?"
She holds onto a tree Astral Prue says "No, I'm free. I'm not going back." Astral Prue disappears in a flash of orange and red light as she astral projects out of the park.
Manor
Phoebe is sitting on the couch with Michael and Andy. Astral Prue astral projects in "No, I will not let you take me!"
Prue looks around. Phoebe slams the Book of Shadows shut "Nice spell, huh?"
"Well, if I do say so myself," Michael jokes around.
Astral Prue says "How dare you."
Phoebe says "How dare you. You destroyed Piper's wedding along with Piper. Now, Prue, I don't know what's going on with you but you have got to pull yourself together."
Andy steps in and glares at Phoebe. "That is not going to work." He snaps.
Astral Prue says "I'm outta here." Astral Prue starts to walk away. Phoebe gets up and grabs Astral Prue's shoulder. Astral Prue flips Phoebe onto the ground. "You know what?" She grabs Phoebe by the throat. "You cannot stop me, alright. I am never going back. I'm not going..." Phoebe swings her around onto the couch.
Andy grabs hold of her when she tries to leave again. "Talk, Prue. Explain. It's what you want," he insists.
"Alright, you know what? I am sick of this. She is all about duty and obligation, well not me. Alright, I want to be free, I wanna find that love, I wanna have a life."
Phoebe says "Well, Prue, you have responsibilities whether you like it or not and you have Andy. What's the matter with you?"
"You're never around," Prue screams, facing Andy. "You said last time with the genie that you would be but you're still not." Astral Prue turns on Phoebe "And don't you talk to me about being responsible, Phoebe. Alright, you were not very responsible when you went and fell in love with a demon."
Phoebe says "Oh, please, you have got to let this whole Cole thing go, okay? You can't stay mad at me forever."
Astral Prue says "I'm not mad at you, Phoebe, I never was. Alright, she was. I was rooting for you."
Phoebe says "Okay, now you're scaring me."
Andy kneels down in front of Astral Prue who was still seated on the couch. "Come on, Prue. Let's get to the real problem," he prompts softly.
Astral Prue "I'm always stuck watching my sisters live my dreams and-and I'm not what you want."
"What makes you say that?" Andy asks.
"Because you are always working and when I try to help you with it, you get mad," Astral Prue replies.
Phoebe says "Wait a minute, you astraled out in a dream when your subconscious takes over."
Astral Prue says "So what?"
Phoebe says "So I just studied this in psych 101. Freud. You're the ID. Prue's inner desires, which means that she is the ego, the control factor,"
Astral Prue says "Yeah, well, she is one big remote control and she's always got me on pause."
Andy looks confused and asks "what's the ID?"
Phoebe says "I think I understand. The sacrifices that you've made for us over the years. They made you suppress your inner desires."
Astral Prue rolls her eyes and points at the real Prue "Yeah, well, don't tell me, tell her."
Phoebe says "No, I'm telling you because you are Prue. I mean, you are both two sides of my sister. Prue, you have to stop devoting your entire self to the Charmed Ones. It'll tear you apart. Literally."
"And you need to quit trying to please me. You've already done everything and I love you. I'm sorry I don't show it enough," Andy adds.
Astral Prue says "Is Piper very mad at me?"
Phoebe says "She'll get over it. And you know why? Because we're okay now, Piper and me. We've both got passion and purpose in our lives and you gave us that."
Astral Prue says "I did?"
Phoebe says "You took care of us. And now it's time to take care of you."
Astral Prue hesitates and looks over at Andy. "Are you very mad at me?" she asks.
"No, I love you," Andy whispers and hugs her.
"I love you," Astral Prue replies and then astral projects back in her body. The real Prue sits up.
"Welcome back."
Prue says "Thanks. For everything, Oh, no," She walks into the next room and sees the mess. "Oh. I cannot believe I wrecked Piper's wedding."
Phoebe says "Only a part of you did."
Prue says "Is it too late to fix it?"
The lights go out and Phoebe says "Oh, now what?"
Suddenly, the door flies open and cops burst in "Police! Stay where you are! Don't move!"
An Inspector says "Prue Halliwell? You're under arrest... for murder."
Commercial Break
Police station
Prue is getting her photo taken. A cop takes her into a room "Alright, sit down. The inspector will be with you shortly."
Prue sits down and looks at her reflection in the mirror "This is all our fault."
Bar
Leo and Darryl walk in. They go up to Cole "Prue's been booked for murder. We're running out of time."
Darryl says "Leo says you've found the killer."
Cole says "Found a killer."
Darryl says "Oh, great, you mean you don't know? What are you gonna do? Ask him?"
The biker walks past them. He stops and stares, then continues to walk "That's a good idea. Why don't you meet me out front in five," He walks away.
Outside
The biker is there smoking a cigarette. Cole walks over to him "Is that the spot where they found the body?" Cole asks.
The biker guy says "Who are you?"
Cole says "I'm here to find out what you know about the murder that took place here last night."
The biker guy says "Show me your badge."
Cole says "Oh, no, I'm not a cop. I'm a fortune teller and I predict you're gonna give me a confession."
Biker guy says "You're a funny man, huh? Excuse me, huh?"
He starts to walk away but Cole grabs him. The biker pushes Cole into his motorbike. He pulls out a knife. Cole gets back up. The biker swings the knife at Cole but misses. "I guess that's the knife you used on the victim when you found him unconscious, right?"
Biker guy says "You wanna closer look at it, huh?"
He tries to stab Cole but Cole grabs his wrist "One more chance. Confess now and talk to the police."
Biker guy says "Or what?"
Cole changes into Belthazor "Or deal with me." Darryl and Leo walk outside. Darryl sees Belthazor and gets out his gun. Belthazor turns to Darryl. "I think he's ready to talk."
Manor
Patty is putting the bride and groom back onto the cake. Phoebe is lighting candles. Leo is pacing back and forth "I don't get it. Prue should be back by now, the police have the killer."
Cole says "They might have held her over for escaping custody."
Victor says "Can we get some light while we're waiting?"
Patty says "Yeah."
Phoebe says "No, dad, the police cut the power line."
"Say no more here comes the light," Michael says pushing a button on Zeke's laptop expecting a light to turn on. "Damn power lines," he says "I'll be right back," he flames out.
As he is flaming out in bright orange flames Grams appears in a swirl of bright white orbs and she says "I'm sorry, Patty. They sent me to take you back. You too Teresa,"
Phoebe says "No, it's not midnight yet; we still have five more minutes."
Victor says "I should have said something more to convince Piper."
Patty says "But you said everything, you were wonderful."
Prue, Andy and Darryl walk in. Victor shines the flashlight on them "Sorry we're late." Darryl says.
Prue says "What, not who you were expecting?"
Piper walks in "So, okay, what are we waiting for?" Piper takes off her sweater. She turns and looks at Leo "Don't look so shocked."
Grams says "Girls, it's show time."
Zeke try now. Michael's thought flashed through Zeke's mind and Zeke pushes the button "And here we go," Zeke says as the lights turn back on. And Michael flames in. The lights and electricity blow out "Damn power failure," Zeke says.
"I tried," Michael says.
Everyone stands in place. Prue puts on Piper's veil "Little help here."
Victor says to Leo "I noticed you don't have a best man. If you like, I could, uh..."
Leo says "I'd be honored."
Phoebe says "Oh, no, there's no power for music."
Grams makes the wind chimes chime "Alright, is that the best that we can do on the lights?" Leo makes clouds of bright lights appear above them. "That's more like it."
Grams' clears her throat "We are gathered here today to unite two souls as one. Do you, Leo Wyatt, and Piper Halliwell, join us here of your own free will to acknowledge the eternal bond shared by both of you."
Leo says "I do."
Piper says "I do."
Grams' says "You may face each other, join hands." They join hands "Uh, Leo, you may recite your vows."
Leo says "Piper, through all the tears and struggles, I always knew in my heart that we'd make it here. I promise to love and respect you from this point forward as your husband, as my wife, my lover, my friend, and my soul mate. All I am is yours."
Grams' says "Piper..."
Piper says "Leo, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I was afraid that you were too good to be true, that maybe I didn't deserve someone so pure and beautiful and loving as you are. But here we are surrounded by the people that I love the most and I feel so proud, and so blessed to be your wife. Leo, I was born to love you and I always will."
Grams' says "Here before witnesses, Leo and Piper have sworn their vows towards each other. With this cord, I bind them to those vows."
A rope is loosely tied around their hand "Heart to thee, body to thee, always and forever, so mote it be." Leo and Piper recite together.
Grams' says "So mote it be."
Everyone says "So mote it be."
The clock strikes twelve "Kiss her fast." Grams' says
Piper and Leo kiss. Everyone applauds and grins.
Later that night Michael is at the table with Zeke and they are talking about stuff. Andy appears in flash of red and looks around him. He notices Michael and Zeke and approaches them "Mikey, can I talk to you a second?" Andy asks, realizing that the baby knew he had something to fix.
"Sure," Michael says and Andy sits down and sees him doing things on the computer.
"I just wanted to apologize for being a jerk earlier and pointing my gun at you and all." Andy says "Just promise me you won't get my wife into any danger while she is pregnant,"
"I promise" Michael says.
"What are you two doing over there?" Andy asks as he walks over to them
"Nothing," Michael says as pictures of people show up on the screen. They all look at the screen in shock.
"Look, you guys' hacking skills are impressive," Andy says "Don't tell the station but you are better than the computer guys at the station."
They end up talking for a while.
