"Those are both of my sisters shirts, they got for a vacation souvenier, from a nudist beach, they bought them extra large so they could wear them while still ebing naked" Jak and Art looked at each other then the shirts then shot up and ripped the cloths off and threw them on the couch

"OH FUCK NO, I DID NOT JUST WEAR THAT, SHE WAS IN IT?!" Art yelled and Cassie and Berry came around corner and nodded

"Art, its ok, just calm do-" Art turned towards Jak and said

"Jak, THAT WAS A SHIRT FROM A NUDIST FUCKING BEACH, MORE THAN ONE ANIMAL TOUCHED IT" Jak felt cold then looked at himself and said

"I NEED WATER MOVE" Jak rena out while Cassie and Berry laughed and he went outside, got their hose and started to spray himself

"YOUR TAKING TO LONG HURRY THE HELL UP" Art ran out as well and Jak handed him the hose, than sprayed his entire body, Jak went in and snatched their undershirts then gave Art his, and Jak put his on

"Well, were soaking wet, were pretty much naked, and im pretty sure i just got an infection for nudity on my body" Art saw Jak start to laugh, then he said

"Not me, i can heal from anything, so i cant get diseases or sick or any of that" Art smiled then said

"Really? Thats just like my power, but i cant heal when im in water, or wet" Jak looked at him funny then said

"Can you do this?" Jak did something new, he heated his body hot enough to make the water evaporate

"WOW, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" Jak smiled then showed his hands, they were glowing yellow

"Like this" Jak hovered his hands over Art and Art dried quickly and then both of them had clean cloths and dry bodys

"Thats not explaining how you did it" Jak nodded then said

"Its a power, and i can heal others as well, watch" Art walked up to Rex and asked for Rex to shoot his hand

"Jak, do you realize how stupid that sounds? Your asking me to SHOOT my hand, what i use to shoot, it would take forever to heal" Jak pointed to Rexs finger and said

"Just shoot your finger" Abbie looked at both of them and when Rex grabbed his gun, Abbie snatched it from him

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Abbie held the gun to her chest, and Rex grabbed her arm then pulled the gun away

"Abbie, never grab a gun like that, EVER, you could have shot yourself!" Rex hugged there then took the magazine out and put it in a cover then placed it in his pocket

"Rex, if your going to shoot yourself, why would i just let you" Jak felt bad then thought

"I can shoot myself, then heal that even quicker" Jak asked Cassie for a knife, she came back with a butter knife

"A sharp knife please" Cassie came back but more hesitant to give Jak the knife to him this time

"Alright, ladys and gentle men, prepare to be amazed" Jak stuck the blade in hs mouth, and sliced both cheeks, blood poured out of his mouth and Cassie fainted, Berry watched as Jaks cheeks reacttached themselves then sealed shut

"HOLLY SHIT, JAK" Rex watched as this occured as well, he had seen it before but only on a small cut, and on the broadcast for The Infinite Trials

"Wha-what was tha-" Berry fell over onto her sister and Abbie went over to help them, Jak did as well, he carried both bunnys to couch and sat down with one on each leg, then let them lean against his chest, he knew they wouldnt want to kiss a mouth full of blood, or would they

After a few minutes, Cassie started to wake up and she looked around until she saw Jak

"Wow, that was messed up" Jak nodded and Cassie shifted over a little, uh oh

"Um, yea it was, i still have the blood in my mouth see" Jak opened his mouth and revealed bloody teeth, and red spit

"Mhm, well i dont really care, this just makes you even cooler" Cassie licked his cheek and tasted some of the blood, it was sweet and she liked it

"Wow, your blood is tasty" Jak nodded then thought

"Ok, is every bunny the exact same when it comes to sexual comments, or licking my face and tasting SWEET blood?" He felt Berry wakeing up, she looked up at Jak, then hopped off and ran to Art, and Rex, but hugged Art

"Jak, he cut his cheek open, he cu-" Berry saw Jaks chhek, it was fine, like new

"But he-he used the knnife, and he put it in his and cut" Berry saw Art smile then he said

"You thought that was gross? Watch this" Art picked the knife up from where Jak set it, then put it against his stomach and sliced

"See, gross as hell right?" Berry fell to the floor again, and Art laughed as his flesh reattached itself

"Jak, i think im going to be sick" Cassie gaged then looked away and hugged Jak, he felt bad for her

"Ok, Art i think we've shown them enough of our powers" Art wobbled a bit, then gave the thumbs up, it was healing very slow

"Art? Come here" Art walked over and sat next to Jak, his stomach had stopped healing, and only healed every few seconds

"I dont understand, im not wet, im dry" Art felt his undershirt then pants, his pants were damp, and Jak put his hand on Arts wound, Art felt warm and then felt energized, he looked at the wound after Jak moved his hand, and it had healed even with wet cloths

"WOW, YOU CAN HEAL OTHERS" Art hugged Jak a little then went over to Rex and Abbie

"Well, i think you guys can see were very powerful, and if you need to defeat me, just throw some water on me, or Jak, but he can still heal and use his powers, so water would just distract him, so if he ever needs to be killed, just chop his head off" Art smiled then walked back, Abbie and Rex looked at each other and walked over to the couch

"Oh, Berry i'll help her" Art went over and picked Berry up, then sat down with her, she woke up as he sat down, qnd grabbed for anything, being Arts neck, so she wrapped her arms around his neck and Abbie said

"Your going to get brain damage if you keep fainting" Berry shrugged then looked at what she was holding

"No you cant, and you know i cant, so i still dont see why you say th-" Berry was holding onto Arts neck, she let go and he moved his hands under her so she would fall to the ground

"Careful, miss, dont want you getting actual brain damage" Art smiled and Berry froze, she looked at Arts stomach, the unershirt was blood stained and he was fine

"Art, yo-you cut your s-stomach open, how?" Berry felt Art chuckle then he said

"Powers, and your right, you cant get brain damage from fainting" Abbie scowled Art and said

"Alright Mr. Doctor, what does it do?" Art smiled then said

"Syncopes it can cause brain damage if it is deliberatly used, like in the fainting game, or choking game, then yes you will get braindamage, due to people chocking you and you not getting as much oxygen to your brain" Abbie smiled at Art and said

"So, how do you know this?" Art set the frozen Berry in his lap and said

"Im a doctor, but i joined the military, so now im a combat medic" Art explained his life to everyone then Jak decided to explain his way of becomine a sniper in the navy, the best one

"So, im a sniper for the navy, the best one, and snipers are already the elite of the elite, so being the best one is no easy feat, i had to train for two years when i was eighteen, and then i got to go, im twenty six now, and i can use camoflouge anywhere, i can take extremely good pictures, i can learn to move in and out of hostile territory, and i can see if an enemy soldier can see me, just look at his left arm, and if you see if pulsing, he's nervous so either he can see you, or hes going to shoot you, but only use that technique on guys who have been in the army, longer, because rookies always have that pulse, and last but not least i can rig a satellite communication out of almost anything, that has wires, and a microphone" Everyone stared at Jak as he explained how you had to train and how fast he could swim or run, he could swim two miles in six minutes, and he could fly and drive so many vehicles, Art only learned to drive, and to boat

"Wow, i'm only good at like to or three of those things, i can swim for a while, but two miles in six minutes thats like a world record" Jak smiled and said

"You hevent even seen me shoot or box yet, so you'll be in for a real treat, actually, Rex you know of any places we can box?" Rex thought then listed some, then listed two that you got paid in

"Well lets all go to the boxing gym, really lame name, but it sounds fun" Jak saw everyone nod then stand up, even Berry and Cassie said they would drive some of them

"So, lets go pick Mary, Nick, Judy and Sarah up" Everyon got into the cars and Art sat with Cassie in the back, and Jak sat in the front with Berry, Rex and Abbie drove serpearate cars, Rex the cruiser and Abbie drove her sisters car

"Art, you said you had a girlfriend right?" Art said

"Yes miss, and i might have gone overboard with gut slicing" Cassie looked down then said

"Im sorry about me and Berry, weve just never seen a...what are you?" Art told her human and then told her about how Jak and him were the only humans that were in Zootopia

"Well, that makes you guys endangered so if we banged you guys, we could brag about you guys" Art felt flushed then nodded and said

"This is awkward so, i'll just wait for Sarah, if you dont mind" Art looked out of the window and after five minutes they got to the apartment where Sarah, Mary, Nick and Judy were all waiting

"Hey Art" Sarah got into the car, and sat on Arts lap, moving the seat belt over her

"Hey Jak, where are we going?" Mary got in the car and sat on Jaks lap to, they both ignored Abbies sisters who felt worse that the two guys did have girlfriends

"Well, were going to a boxing gym, and im gonna show everyone my skills, and if Art wants to, he can show us his as well, me, Rex, and Art will be boxing other animals though, not each other" Jak looked back and smiled at Art then said

"Unless you want to" Art looked at Sarah and she nodded

"You got this big guy" Sarah playfully slapped his chest, and they drove to the gym, Rex, Nick, Abbie, Judy, Art, Sarah, Jak, Mary, Berry and Cassie all went in as a group, and found a large group of people talking, and a few other large groups, no one was boxing until a porcupine came up and said

"Hello, welcome to the boxing gym, how can i help you today?" Jak, Rex, and Art asked when they could box other animals and the porcupine said

"Well, everyone here knows each other so they dont really bet, they just fight each other for fun, but since you guys are here, i can set you up with some others, they would probably bet on their friends since they've been here longer, but that just means, if you win, you get some money" Jak, Rex and Art all signed a small form an the porcupine walked over to a small metal box, then dropped them in, the second he walked away every animal there ran up and dropped a slip in

"MOVE I'M GETTING THE NEW ONE"

"IN YOUR DREAMS FUZZFACE, ITS ALL ABOUT THE MUSCLE" All the animals repeated insults at each other until they calmed down and waited for the porcupine, to draw two pieces of paper

"Alright guys, so we have three new guys, Rex, Jak, and Art, you all wanna go random, or set, you get one of these guys and one of you gets drawn?" Everyone shouted set, and the porcupine took Jak, Rex, and Arts slips then put them in a little pile, and took one randomly, then a random animal

"Art, and Dagel, your up, place your bets now" Jak and Rex both bet three hundred on Art, and all the other animals in the gym bet from four hundred to seven hundred, making a total of three thousand and five hundred dollars

"Holly shit, Jak thats a lot of money, these guys must be loaded, from winning, you ready to show the their not hot stuff?" Jak looked over and smiled

"If anyones got hot stuff its me, or you, Art definitly has it, but he needs some heat" Jak and Rex sat with all their friends at a mini bar looking stand, that served shakes for the body builders or trainers, or anyone who wanted one

"Alright, Dagel, the bets are high, you better win, or your gonna make a lot of people angry" The porcupine got out of the ring as Art and Dagel, got in

"So, you think you got what it takes to beat me? Little meat?" Dagel laughed and Art stood there, as the rhino laughed

"Hell yea i do, lets see what you got horn fuck" Art thought about his insult it sounded so stupid but the rhino seemed to get a little angry

"Alright boys, on three, one" Art readied himself

"Two" The rhino readied himself

"THREE GO" Everyone started yelling Dagel, then he heard his friends, but mostly Sarah shouting Art

"ALright, little guy show me what you got" Art saw the rhino breath out, than step forward and swung at Arts head, Art ducked and hit the rhino right under his armpit, then in the neck with a backfist, the rhino stumbled back, then swung and his fist collided with Arts ribs, he felw back into a post, then stood up a little woozy

"Shit, how the fuck did he hit me so fast?" Art saw two rhinos then he got low, and waited for the rhino

"Come on horn fuck, or are you a little scared?" The rhino smiled then said

"No, im just waiting for you to pass, out, i hit you in the ribs, so your prbably gonna get a migr-" The rhino saw Art for a second then infront of him, Art reared up and jumped, uppercutting the rhino sending him back two steps, then falling down, shaking his head, and holding his jaw

"-EIGHT, NINE, TEN, KNOCK OUT" The porcupines jaw dropped as he finished counting, he counted in his head again, but Dagel didnt get back up, after a third count he got up, but couldnt go in for a second round, so the porcupine gave Art his money, and asked if they wanted to continue

"You, did really fuckin good lad, that last punch woulda fucked me right over, touche" Jak waited as the porcupine drew two pieces of paper

"Art, you did so good up there, it was awesome" Sarah hugged him, and she heard his ribs cracking back in place

"He broke your ribs?" Art nodded wincing as they fixed themselves then he rubbed his side when they were done

"Your to good, nice job" Nick and Judy just smiled and watched as the porcupine picked out two more names

"THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING ART!" Rex hugged Art and told him how good he did, then he heard his name, and another

"REX, AND SIGFRIED" Rex nodded and took his coat off, giving it to Jak who set it on his seat

"ALright you guys know the rules, on three" Rex and the oppenenant who was a hyena, both got in their corners

"So Siegfried you ready to get the shit beat out of you?" Siegfried just smiled, and Rex saw drool come out of his mouth

"Fucking gros-" The porcupine yelled go, and the hyena immediately jumped at Rex, who dodged the jump easy

"Gotta be, a LOT faster than that little guy" The hyena got on all fours and Rex got in a low stance as well

"You try and fucking bite, me i break every bone in your fucking bod-" The hyena jumped at Rex, and snapped at his arm, Rex wrapped his arms around the back of the hyena, and wsaid

"You mother fucker, i warned you" Rex grappled the hyena, and started to squeeze, he heard two cracks then the hyena stopped moving and just growled

"Thats what i thought, fucker" Rex dropped the hyena, who stood up and walked to the corner holding his side, then whimpered when he got out

"REX WINS" The porcupine didnt even count this time, he had broken the hyenas bones by squeezing him, and experienced fighter Siegfried couldnt talk, but was so god in the ring he didnt need to

"Alright, heres your money rookie" The porcupine handed Rex two thousand, as the betting did go down, since Rex was a tiger

"Alright now Jak, and..." The porcupine swished the box around while Rex sat with his group

"Rex, that was the coolest shit i've ever seen, remind me to never box you and get turned around" Art laughed then saw Abbie run up to hug Rex, who wasnt even sweating, he only hugged the hyena, and won, easiest money ever made in his life

"That was amazing, but did you really have to hurt that hyena so much?" Rex felt bad then said

"Hey, Jak can you fix our little friend real quick?" Rex pointed at the hyena, who was sitting at a table alone, holding his side, watching the ring

"Sure thing, one second" Jak walked over to the hyena who turned away from Jak as he sat next to him

"Hi, Jak, your Siegfried right?" The hyena nodded then Jak said

"Im here to heal you, let me see you side" The hyena turned and looked at him oddly, Sigfried, never saw a human before, and he was offering to help him

"Yes" The hyena removed his paw, and Jak touched the hyenas side, he felt warm and tingely, then Jak removed his hand and it all felt better

"What?" Siegfried moved his paw, then stood up the pain was gone

"Thank you" Siegfried smiled and held his paw out to Jak who accepted it and left

"He doesnt really talk does he?" Rex shook his head as he stopped speaking with Abbie for a moment hen the porcupine said

"JAK, AND LINCOLN, OUR CHAMPION AND A ROOKIE, LETS SEE THE FIGHT" Jak could only grin as the others smiled at him, he walked up to the ring and stepped in

"Alright kid, you say stop when you want me to, and if you dont, i hit you till your knocked out for real" Lincoln was a kangaroo (go figure) he was the same height as Jak, and when he stepped the ring bounced a little

"Alright guys you know the rules, on three" The porcupine watched as the two got ready, then Jak saw something very unexpected, the second the porcupine said three, Lincoln hopped onto the rope and pushed off it, and as Jak raised his hands, he felt something in his arm break, the kangaroo broke his fore arm. and he kept punching, Jak left his arms up, but the kangaroo had inhuman strength

"Say when kid, i can see i'm already dealing some major damage" The kangaroo, punched until Jak was on one knee, and then Lincoln jumped back and saw Jaks broken arm snap straight

"What the fuc-" Lincolen was so surprised he forgot he was still fighting, Jak jumped over and hooked the kangaroo, he stepped and hit the ropes, Jak started hitting the kangaroo over and over, then he lifted his arms, Jak kept hitting him, until his knuckles were bloody, and the kangaroos arms were bruised, then after a solid minute, Lincoln said

"OK, HE WINS" Jak instantly stopped hitting him, then extended his hand out

"Good game, thanks for the experience" Lincoln was frozen by how Jak haad appeared, he had not one visible bruise, and he was smiling, like he had just gotten in the ring

"Kid, i have no fucking clue what you did to yourself, but your fucked in the head, and one hell of a boxer" Lincoln shook his hand, and got off the ring, Jak exited and took his money

"Easiest, eighthousand i've ever made, must've thought i was a newbie, i wouldnt go against their champion if i was new, thats just stupid" everyone stared at him, then smiled and then Rex said

"Jak, you need to go pro, or at least do harder matches, this was the cooles tthing i've ever seen, first you got pushed back, onto a knee, then you pushed him back and hit him in the head and then when he brought his arms up, your punches got harder and harder since your arm was being fixed as you hit, it was so cool" Mary hugged him as well, then jumped up and kissed him, as he was standing at his full height instead of leaning over a little for Mary like normal

"Jak, your the best boyfriend ever" Nick and Rex, then Art just laughed

"No just the coolest, i would have to be the best" Art pointed at himself then Rex and Nick started talking about their title, but as they were talking they saw Jak wlak over to Lincoln, he had an ice pack on his jaw, and had wrapping around on arm

"Hey, Lincoln, sorry about your body, didnt mean to go that hard" Lincoln stood up and said

"Jak, that was the best fight i've had in years, these guys dont even want to fight me, so i can only use the bag, or fight newbies who dont know me" Jak smiled and said

"Well, since i won, let me fix you up" Lincoln thought for a second then Jak put his hand on both his arms, then his jaw

"What the hell? How did you do that?" Lincoln moved his arms and jaw, nothing hurt, he was better than before

"Magic my friend, see ya later" Jak walked away and Lincoln watched as Jaks group left with, with their money

"Well guys, i'd say we should go to a bar and get some drinks, how bout you Rex?" Rex nodded then Sarah said

"Lets go to this place called the Karaoke Kats, we can get some more money and Art can show you something" Sarah hooked her arm through Arts and they all walked to the cars, Art hinking of what people would say when he got back

After they drove to the bar, they all went in and Benny said hi

"Wow, hey Doll, Art, how are ya's?" Art and Sarah introduced everyone then Benny said

"Art you gonna do provide some entertainment? The usuals have been dieing to listen to you again" Art looked at Sarah and she nodded fast

"Sure, i gues one or two songs couldnt hurt" Everyone watched as Art went over the the stage setter and he let him, on, then three female animal went up there with him, the ssme ones as before

"Hello everyone, its me Art, how are ya?" Everyone whistled and yelled as he waited

"Alright, so tonight im going to be continueing the song i first sung up here" The lights dimmed and everyone watched as some instraments started to play then Art began to sing

"Wait isnt this the song called Personality?" Sarah turned and nodded her head

"Its done with two male singers, and three female, i loved this song when i was younger, and i sung it everyday" Sarah thought then said

"After he finishes, go up there and sing with him" Jak shook hs head then said

"Art is really good, i cannot sing, not at all" Mary, looked at him then Art and said

"But you both like it, so why dont you both sing it, even if you cant just try" Jaks face turned red then he nodded and waited for Art to finish

"Baby you've got the cutest, personality" Art finished and everyone clapped, Jak was nervous but went up to Art and said

"Hey Art can you teach me to sing like you do?" Art smiled and said

"So you like Johnny Mercer?" Jak nodded and Art said

"Come up on stage, its easy, just read and sing, you'll be fine" Art scooted Jak onto the stage, and gave him the microphone

"Alright, when the lights dim, start, ok?" Jak nodded and swallowed, then Art made signal, and picked up a microphone


When Madam pompadour was on a ballroom floor

said all the gentlemen obviously,

the madam has the cutest personality

and think of all the books about do Barry's looks
what was it made her the toast of paree?
she had a well-developed personality

You know!

And when Salome danced and had the boys entranced
no doubt it must have been easy to see
that she knew how to use her personality

why are certain girls offered certain things
like sable coats and wedding rings?
by men who wear their spats right?
(that's right!)

(so don'tcha say i'm smart and have the kindest heart
(or what a wonderful sister I'd be)
just tell me how you like my
ruff
(personality)

baby, you've got the cutest
personality


"Jak that awesome, your just like me, we could take this someplace, but i dont write music, i dont know a single thing about it" Jak shook his head and said

"I can write anything for music, but this place is classical, so they sing classical things here, not pop and all that" Art shrugged and walked over to their friends

"You two were the best thing i've heard in years, never heard something so go-" Benny was interrupted when two bunnys threw themselves onto Art and Jak

"Jak, that was so nice!" Mary was hugging Jak and he held her so she wouldnt fall

"Thank you Mary, me accent was hard to hide, so it defienetly was hard to sing" Art chuclked and said

"Youre a natural, Sarah thank you for telling me to sing, the first time we came here" Sarah rubbed her head into his chest and said

"You know i didnt tell you si-" Art kissed her and sat down, then Benny gave them all shots

"To your voices guys" Benny poured one for himself and only Benny, Jak and Art took them, everyone else waited then took it, Rex was first, then Cassie and Berry, then Judy, then Abbie, and Sarah, and Mary

"Blegh, thts so gross, how do you two drink this?" Sarah set the glass down, as everyone else did

"We've been drinking a long time, maybe longer than others" Jak chuckled then said

"Nope, since the day i turned eighteen, up until a few months ago, still get it every now and then" Jak had been drinking for eight years, Art had been drinking for four years since he was seventeen

They sung and drank a few more times, until Benny said

"Wel, its late, gotta lock up, so i guess you guys should go before the huge rush of traffic from all the other bars gets bad" Everyone got out, a little wobly and Art, along with Jak were the only ones capable of driving, so they set all of the bunnys in one car, and Jak drove that, while Art drove Rex, and Nick

"Hey Jak, can you tell us all a story? A story you had a long time ago, or something funny?" Jak thought then said

"Alright, this might get messy, but one day, me and Malick, and Den, we were all sent to stop a person from blowing up a lot of people on new years eve, in moscow, in the red square celebration, so me and Malick are on a building while Den is trying to spot her, so we can take her out, and were watching people all around but we of course wouldnt find her, so when Den got curious about people he put a gun on their back and say, what do you have? Bomb? most of the people said no some said yes to got out of the situation, but after a while it got really late, and this lady was in alley, sitting there not jumping but talking to herself, we told Den to check it out, and as he walked over to her, she pulled her phone out, and the second she turned it on, she blew up in a loud of smoke and pieces of meat, she hurt no one and only distracted some people, they didnt even care, Den was dying laughing, at someone who just blew themselves up, and when we got down, we saw the person who texted her said, go now!, and that is what triggered the bomb, so the more ya know, so she died, and se tracked the remains of her down got it all and burned it, we tracked the phone and found some guy passed out drunk on a toilet, holding a bottle and a phone, he was celebrating, but man was he dead, Den carried around a shot gun, for close combat, and man o man, he woke him and said, Happy new years eve, see you in one hundred, then he stuck the gun in his mouth and blew his head off, it was really funny if you ask me, so yea were laughing our ass's off, then we heard sirens so we ran to our jeep, got in and drove to the least snowy part of Russia, whic was still very snowy, and we called for an evac, we were freezing our ass's off but we started to play with our nigt vision gogles, which we got taken away because we messed with them to much, we started playing a game where the person whould wear the goggles and shoot somewhere then we would find the bullet, and whoever found it got a drink, the evac watched us, and when we saw them and walked to them, they were laughing their ass's off, still mad at us, but it was hilarious" All the bunnys were laughing, and some were asleep, Sarah, Cassie, and Mary were the last ones awake, when they got home

"Alright, all you bunnys come here" Jak picked all of them up and carried all of them into the house, they weighed at least five hundred pounds in all, Jak got them in and set them all the couch, he took Sarah to Arts new room, Abbie to Rexs both of them were setting their bed up, and then he took Judy to Nick and her room, then he took Cassie, and Berry to his room, him and Mary slept on the couch

"Well today was almost normal, still the best day with friends, but i know we could do more together, to make this even better" Jak closed his eyes and hugged Mary, then everyone fell asleep