Setting: Ponyville, Equestria
Rarity Apple Jack RD Fluttershy Pinkie Pie Apple Bloom Scootaloo & Spike laughing
Twilight walks over
Twilight : What's so funny ?
RD: I read them prophecy
Twilight: So you took something from my library without permission ?
RD : Yeah
Twilight: (sigh) whatever
Suddenly outta nowhere a giant portal opened up
And (obviously) the N.W.A fall out of the sky
Ice Cube : Dre can you get your ass out of my face
DJ Yella : Eazy can you get your d*ck outta my face
Eazy: OMG OMG Where's my hat !
Ice Cube : OMG someone find his hat !
Fluttershy: um is this it ?
"COMPTON" Hat on Fluttershy's head
Eazy grabs hat
Eazy : OMG Thank God
Ice Cube : Great we found Eazy's hat now for our second task
DJ Yella: what's the second task
MC Ren : I thinks its trying to FIND OUT WHERE THE F*CK WE ARE
Twilight : Hey no unkind language
Eazy : first of all DON'T TELL ME WHAT THE F*CK TO DO and second of all where the f*ck are we
Twilight : well your in Pony Ville
Ice Cube : let me guess its filled with ponies
Macintosh : YEP
Ice Cube : Eazy you didn't happen to get a way to go back did you
Eazy : (puts on hat) ooooooohhhhhhh that's what I was supposed to do
Ice Cube : YOU SON OF A BITCH
Ice cube about to brawl with Eazy but
The rest of N.W.A break them up
Ice Cube : al right I'm chill I'm cool
Eazy : I seriously doubt that
Twilight : what a minute can all of you line up and look at my direction ?
Dr Dre : Hey it isn't the first time
All of N.W.A lined up
Twilight : Ice Cube
Ice Cube rises his hand
Twilight looks at the original prophecy
Then back at Cube
looks at the original prophecy
Then back at Cube
Twilight : Eazy-E
Eazy-E rises his hand
Twilight looks at the original prophecy
Then back at Eazy-E
Does the same thing to the rest of N.W.A
Twilight goes to her friends
(45 Minutes later)
Twilight : okay this may sound crazy but read this
Twilight gives them the prophecy to N.W.A
N.W.A laugh their A$$'S off
Twilight : I know it sounds crazy-
DJ Yella : Ya think
N.W.A laughs
Twilight: prophecies are always true
MC Ren: Yeah and we actually landed on the moon
N.W.A laughs
Twilight: are you guys done
Eazy : yea were done
Twilight: I know it sounds crazy but no prophecy was ever proven untrue so it has to be true besides the prophecy shows a clear representation of each single one of you and with your nicknames and real names
Eazy : look in our world there is a thing called a TSA its supposed to protect us but they never stopped a terrorists at all when its supposed to protect us
Leans closer to Twilight
Eazy : and just because a little piece of paper that's like a 1000 years old says we are going to protect ( points to Twilight ) you
( complete and udder silence )
Eazy and N.W.A walk off
Twilight just stays there and looks down thinking to her self "they must be right"
