Setting: Ponyville, Equestria
Eazy: hey if were going to stay in this shit-hole we might as well find something to do cool ?
All : Cool
Eazy: aint see all yawl later
All: ok
Eazy : what happens when you get arrested
All: Play the Victim Card
Eazy : good Peace
All : Peace
Dr Dre walks over to a pony on a dj turntable (ponies name is DJ Pon-3 in case you were wondering )
Dre : Yo
DJ Pon-3 :Yea ?
Dre: You're a Dj
DJ Pon-3 : Yep
Dre : Mind if I try ?
DJ Pon-3: I don't see why not
Dre : You mind if I use my owns disks
DJ Pon-3: Ok
Dre puts in disks in the turntables
And I cant write down the lyrics because its not a real "song" so if you want to know what Dre go into youtube type in
"Dr. Dre - It's Time Straight Outta Compton Extended Audio"
with that out of the way lets continue
so while Dre plays the song I just said all the ponies in pony Ville
hears the song and (of course) {if I had a shot for every time I said of course} all the ponies gives attention to Dre
and Vinyl is clearly jealous ( Also this is never followed up )
So while this is going on Ice Cube gets hungry
Then he sees sugar cube corner
Ice Cube : hmmm looks like a good place to eat
shit I don't got any money
Pinkie Pie bounces by
Ice Cube : Hey ugh….. Pinkie Pie ?
Pinkie Pie : Yeees ?
Ice Cube : can you spare some change ?
Pinkie : okay
Pinkie hands Cube about 50 bits
Ice Cube : Thanks
Ice Cube comes out of sugar cube corner with a lot candy and a cake
And it reads F*ck The Police
And while this is going on DJ Yella
Is walking around Apple Jacks Farm
Also looking for food sees AJ picking up apples
DJ Yella : Yo can I have some apples
AJ : I reckon you came in just in time me and the family is having dinner
Yella: can I join ?
AJ : of course you can in the apple family any one can join our dinners
And then Yella and AJ have dinner inside the house
And while that is going on
MC Ren is at Fluttershys's house
MC Ren :So you protect animals ?
Fluttershy: Yes
Ren : PETA would love you
Fluttershy: What's PETA
MC REN: People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
Fluttershy : what do they do ?
MC REN : the organization first caught the public's attention in the summer of 1981 during what became known as the Silver Spring monkeys case, a widely publicized dispute about experiments conducted on 17 macaque monkeys inside the Institute of Behavioral Research in Silver Spring, Maryland. The case lasted ten years, involved the only police raid on an animal laboratory in the United States, triggered an amendment in 1985, to that country's Animal Welfare Act, and established PETA as an internationally known organization.[4]Today it focuses on four core issues—opposition to factory farming, fur farming, animal testing, and animals in entertainment. It also campaigns against eating meat, fishing, the killing of animals regarded as pests, the keeping of chained backyard dogs, cock fighting, dog fighting, and bullfighting.
Fluttershy : fascinating can you tell me more about your universe
MC Ren : well I can tell you about me and my friends
Fluttershy : Okay
MC Ren : we were among the earliest and most significant popularizers and controversial figures of the gangsta rap sub-genre, and we are widely considered one of the greatest and most influential groups in the history of hip hop music. We were active from 1986 to 1991, we endured controversy owing to their music's explicit lyrics, that many viewed as being disrespectful of women, as well as to its glorification of drugs and crime. We were subsequently banned from many mainstream American radio stations. In spite of this, we had sold over 10 million units in the United States alone. We were also known for our deep hatred of the police system, which sparked much controversy over the years.
Fluttershy: amazing tell me more
MC Ren : alright so we were at this concert in Detroit and the police asked up not to sing our arguably our best song "F*ck The Police"
so after they asked us not to sing it we all agreed to sing the song anyway no matter what happens so at the very end of our concert Ice Cube sings the song and then we heard gun shots and every just starts running out and we run out backstage and once we thought we were done but once we turn around and the police is there and with thousands of people watching we get arrested
Fluttershy: wow tell me more
And for 5-6 hours MC Ren and Fluttershy were telling stories back and forth
\And finally when this was going on Eazy-E saw AJ and Apple Bloom (AB) were selling apples and while AJ and AB were distracted Eazy-E stole 5 apple baskets then AB caught him stealing and yelling out
AB : AJ someone stole most of our apples !
Then AJ contacted the local authority and while Eazy-E is getting arrested Eazy-E is saying that the cop was being racist towards him and then Ice Cube came in and then saved Eazy from getting arrested (via shooting the cop)
And then someone contacted Princess Celestia and she said forced N.W.A to come to Canterlot and then….
