HEEEEEELLOOOO MAH MINION ARMY! New chapter! FTW!

Lance- Are you done eating my snacks?

Me- *sigh* Yes.

Lance- *checks snack bin* Hey, where did all my Reese's go?

Me- ON WITH THE SHOW

Disclaimer: I don't own nor claim to own Percy Jackson or W.I.T.C.H.

Rick Riordan and Elizabetta do.

Lance

It was Saturday and I was happy. For one, I unplugged the alarm clock and two I get to see Kraken Tar or whatever Will called that place. I was enjoying a nice dream when I was suddenly splashed with water. Being the Poseidon kid that I am, I chose not to get up. What came next was really horrible: I heard a familiar person inhale deeply and suddenly I feel a HUGE icy wind roll over me, even causing the water to get cold. I shot up so fast I almost decked Hay Lin. I landed on the floor with a loud THUD! After regaining my senses, I saw Irma and Hay Lin giggling. "Any reason as to why you woke me up?" "Will had tried to wake you up before but you didn't budge, so when we came over with Taranee and Cornelia, we decided to help out," Irma said smirking. I got to my feet, put on socks, and headed downstairs. I saw Cornelia and Will watching cartoons and Taranee was at the table, eating donuts near a box of donuts. I stealthfully made my way to the box, putting a finger to my lips when Taranee saw me, and I snatched the last three donuts from the box. I ninja'd my way over to behind the couch, then I burst up, "BOOOYAAAH!" Will and Cornelia jumped off the couch, falling onto the floor. I laughed and started to eat my donuts. They gave me the 'We'll get you later look' and sat down. i devoured my donuts, then I sat down on the other end of the couch. "Soo," I began, "when are we headed to Kraken Tar?" Cornelia snickered and Will answered, "We'll be going to Meridian after lunch." I decided to head back to sleep but Hay Lin thought otherwise. As soon as I closed my eyes, I felt a VERY familiar gust of wind. I jumped out of the chair and againg landed with a loud THUD! I heard the girls laugh, but I got them back. I willed some water from the faucets to sneak up on the girls, then I sent the water falling on them. I opened my eyes and saw that they were all giving me the look (Hay Lin had a smirk on her face). I let loose a laugh, then immeidatly bolted for my room. As soon as I got in, I locked the door. I stepped away from the door to hear Irma pounding on the door, shouting, "I AM GONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS!" "It's going to be hard since I'm behind this door." I put on fresh clothes, then carefully opened the window. As I stepped out, I checked my pockets, feeling the familiar touch of my pen, key chain, and drachma pouch. I slid the window closed and hopped down into the front yard. I knocked on the door, stepping back two steps as Aunt Susan answered the door. "Lance, I thought you were upstairs." Just as soon as she finished, Irma burst out from behind her. She lunged at me (kinda funny since I had WAAAAAY more training than her). I easily sidestepped her. She lunged at me again. I sidestepped her again, this time grabbing her arm in midair. When she landed, I pinned to the ground. I heard Will and the others gasp. After Irma promised she wouldn't attack me, I got off her. I looked over to Aunt Susan, "I took karate." I knew she would ask Mom later but for now she was too stunned. After Aunt Susan went back inside, Will spoke up, "Did you really take karate?" I laughed, "No, its just that I've had a lot of practice fighting monsters." Irma headed back inside with everyone else except Will. She stood at the doorway smiling, "Phobos is going to hate you." I shrugged as I walked back inside, "I've fought worse than some magician." I heard her close the door. I looked at a clock to see it was 12:35. I smirked at how fast the fridge would be raided.

Will

I knew Lance was hungry, but I didn't know how much he could eat. Good thing he was the last to eat. After he finished his bowl of soup (how he can stomach five bowls and three sandwiches is beyond belief) he burped then had a satisfied smile. "Alright," he said getting up, "let's head to Kraken tar." I rolled my eyes (he is stuck on that name). "We have to head to Hay Lin's grandma's place first," I sighed while putting on my favorite pink jacket. We headed out, Lance trailing behind us a few feet. I was bored so i asked, "Just how strong were the gods that you've fought?" "They were way stronger than this Phobos guy." "I heard from Caleb that Phobos has the power to control your mind," Cornelia added trying to scare Lance. "Ares has the power to erase you rmind, cause you to be angry. He once tried to turn me into a hamster." Irma looked stunned (I learned that Lance is full of surpirses and to epect anything from him). We arrived at the restaurant and headed for the dumpster in the back. Lance pulled out and uncapped his sword, jumping into an attack stance as the dumpster moved. We were hit by a horrible stench. Lance had a water mask on. He made his way over to the dumpster. When he reached to open the dumpster, a familiar green blob leaped out and attatched to Lance's arm. "WHAT THE...?!" "Blunk get off of my cousin," I said pinching my nose. Blunk saw the sword a few inches from his face, shivered, and dropped off and ran behind Irma. "What is that?" "Lance," I said trying to keep him calm, "this is Blunk. He helps us find portals." "Blunk good at sniffing portals. Who are you?" "Before I tell you who I am let me ask YOU a question. Are you from Merdian?" "Blunk is from Meridian. Blunk is good...," he started to sniff the air. "Blunk smells blood of ancients," he shivered, "more ancient than Meridan and..," he sniffed again, "more powerful than Phobos." "Yeah, well. I guess that's what happens when my dad is Poseidon. He's the sea god by the way." Blunk didn't seem to follow (not surprising) and changed the subject, "Blunk smells new portal. This way." He led us to the basement of the restaurant. Lance was the last one down. He stopped at the sight of the portal. "Surprised," Cornelia asked playfully. "We don't get magic portals, so yeah. I'm surprised." I smirked. We transformed and started to discuss a plan. After we discussed how we'd help the rebellion, Taranee spoke up, "Where did Lance go?" We looked around, he wasn't here! I saw something by the portal. I walked over, picked it up, and read the letter. It read 'Dear Will and friends, got bored, went through the portal. See ya soon. -Lance. P.s. TO NARNIA! I sighed then repeated the letter to everyone else. I stuffed the letter in one of my hidden pockets and we stepped through the portal. We were instantly in Meridian. I looked around, seeing a familiar cousin of mine. "Lance," I said while flying over to him, "what were you thinking?" He looked over at me, "Normally, when there is a new place to see, I charge right in." I sighed, "What am I going to do with you?"

Lance

This place was completely dull (I would know). After we headed back to Will's friends, we were approached by a young dude in a duster (the jackets that go down a little past the back of your knees). "You guys shouldn't be out here in the open," he said while raising a hood over his head (there wasn't anyone around even in the town square). He noticed me, "Why did you guys bring a regular person into Meridian?" "Dude," I said crossing my arms, "if there is one thing that's wrong with that sentence, it's that I'm normal. I have the blood of Poseidon in me, I have fought so many more powerful being than Phobos AND I can definitely beat you." He chuckled. After that we were led to a nearby pile of a broken cart. Caleb (Will told me when we walked back to her friends) opened a door leading down to a HUGE marble place. "I could use a place like this," I said looking around. "This is the Infinite City," Caleb said, leading us... somewhere, "Even for four-thousand years no has been able to find an end to this place." He stopped and placed his hand over a small design on a pillar. A piece of the floor slid open, revealing a set of stairs. I decided to head down first. A huge waterfall had filled a pool in the shape of an Omega symbol. Caleb came down next followed by the girls. "Well," I started, "what do we do here?" "I give you the answers you seek," a raspy voice said. I looked around surprised while Caleb knelt. "Ancient one. We need help getting Elyon away from Phobos." I smirked because I had a plan forming that was so ingenious it just might work. 'Ancient One' looked over at me, "The answers you seek lie with him," she rasped, pointing a bony finger at me. Everyone else looked over at me. "I do have a plan, but I am going to need somethings." "Whatever you need." "I need a burlap sack, a cupcake, a note with Phobos's handwriting, a sleeping potion, and a portal large enough for a horse. Oh and also a sugar cube." Instantly, the stuff I needed was on a pile in front of me. I stuffed all of the items into the burlap sack (I held onto the cupcake) and saw a huge portal open in front of me. "Goodluck," said the Ancient as she floated backwards into the waterfall. "Wanna tell us what this plan is," Caleb asked as we stepped through the portal. "Not until we get back this Elyon girl." I looked around to see we were in the grass spot under the bridge. I gave my best taxi whistle. "Does any of you have a picture of this girl?" Cornelia dug through a pocket on her dress and handed me a photo. It showed all of the girls plus one extra. "The other girl in that picture is Elyon," she said as I handed back the photo. Not long after, Blackjack landed, scaring Caleb. I hopped on Blackjack. Hey boss. Where to?I pointed over to the portal. He trotted through, and we were back in the town square. We need to head to that castle to rescue one of Will's friends, I thought. He unfolded his wings, lifted them up, then pulled them down with enough force to launch us into the air. He flew for only two minutes before we were hovering over the castle. "Stay on standby for when I need you." Will do boss. I dropped off from his back, landing on a pointed top of a tower. I carefully made my way down to an outcropping platform that led into a huge bedroom. I set the bag on the bed and got to work. I uncapped the sleeping potion and sprinkled onto the cupcake and set the cupcake down on the bed, placing the note next to it. I headed back out to the platform and squished myself against the outside wall. It was perfect timing because as soon as I settled in, I heard the door swing open. I peeked around the corner and saw my 'target'. She had straw gold hair in a single braid down her left shoulder (it went all the way down to her elbow). She was wearing a sky blue tunic and I couldn't tell if she had shoes or not. "What's this," she asked picking up the note. Her eyes scanned back and forth the letter. After she finished, she looked at the cupcake, smiled, and took a bite. As soon as she finished the cupcake, she landed face first on the bed, asleep. I crept my way over, set the bag down, and started the arduous process of getting her into the bag. When she was finally in the bag, I walked over to the platform. Blackjack, I need you! A split second later, Blackjack was hovering over the top of the tower. I climbeup up the tower top, gave him the sugar cube, then climbed onto his back again. He gave a huge flap of his wings and we were off. Another two minutes went by and we were back in the town. We trotted back through the portal. The girls were half asleep (didn't they have anything to do?) Taranee perked up when she saw me, "What's in the bag?" "Ho ho ho I come bearing a gift." Will rolled her eyes. It's awesome to be a demigod.

So, what ya think? Sorry if I took too long, but school was

not at its coolest in the homework department.

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