A/N: I know this took a while and thanks for your patience. I hope you all enjoy the twist.


Clarke isn't answering her phone and you're trying to get to her in time to warn her. You're not sure exactly how, but when you'd woken up this morning Anya was standing just inside your bedroom door, glare firmly set in place as she informed you that she'd become aware of your prank. You thought she was going to retaliate, but she just walked off and the two of you had gone to work later. You feel she enjoys watching you squirm all day.

It's lunchtime now and Anya had asked you to go get something from the vegan place a few blocks down from the station. You hadn't thought much of it at the time because you both enjoy the food there, but Anya is nowhere to be found when you get back. She's left you a note to say she's gone to pay your girlfriend a visit.

"Clarke, Anya knows!" you warn her voicemail yet again frustrated that she's not picking up. "Where are you? she's headed your way."

You groan as you pocket your phone. Before you can leave and try to intercept her, the Captain drops a stack of papers on your desk for review that need to be done within the hour. You know Anya set this up. You just hope whatever she does Clarke will still want to see you afterwards.


It's a good day, Raven had finished fabricating the parts you needed to finish your work on the ford escort. The only downer being you'd forgotten your phone at home and hadn't had the time to call Lexa and let her know. You decide you'll call her once you get back to the shop.

Today's your turn to go on the lunch run, Raven had been craving food from the food truck a few blocks down the street, so you're currently buying your meal as a thank you for her work. You make small talk with the cashier when it's your turn then thank them once they've handed over the boxes. You can't wait to get home, Lexa has been on days, so she'll be home early and the two of you had plans to spend the night together.

Walking back to the shop you spot a car you vaguely recognize, but you're not sure where from. The next thing you notice is the lack of music playing, you and Raven have music playing practically the entire day while you're at work, even during lunch. You shrug thinking Raven may just be on the phone and turned it down for the client's benefit.

"Raven," you call out to your sister. "I'm back, wash your hands before you run down here and turn the music back up."

Raven doesn't answer you, but you do hear a loud crash coming from the upstairs office and a muffled groan. You set the food down and grab your pipe wrench before running up the stairs to the office. More stuff can be heard crashing and you curse yourself for not having your phone on you.

You push the door open, wrench ready for attack only to nearly drop the tool. "Raven what the fuck are you doing?" You're flabbergasted at this development and seeing more of your sister and Lexa's sister than you ever needed to see and they're on your desk.

"Clarke, I think you know what I was trying to do until you burst in here." Raven replies pulling her shirt back over her head. "Do you mind giving us a minute?" Your eyes bolt between Raven and Anya and your desk, back again for another circuit before you back out of the door.

You think you may be in shock, how'd that even happen Raven was just bitching about Anya earlier in the day, and now they're having sex on your desk. You're going to have to burn that desk now.

The thoughts in your head aren't even finished forming when you hear giggling coming from inside the office. Assuming both have had ample time to get dressed you open the door again, wrench still firmly in hand. You're grateful they're both dressed and off your poor desk.

"Now would one of you mind explaining what exactly is happening here?" You say pointing the tool between them. Raven's smirk is enough to let you know you're not going to get a straight answer from her. "Anya, can you explain why my sister, who up until this morning had some rather colorful things to say about you, is now trying to defile you on my desk?"

Anya chuckles and you glare at her unimpressed. "She really is oblivious, babe." She turns to Raven who is trying and failing at keeping her laughter at bay. You're getting more frustrated by the minute with these two. Hold on a minute did Anya just call Raven babe.

"What did you just call her?" You ask frustration forgotten for the minute.

"She called me babe," Raven finally chimes in. "You know it's a term of endearment two people in a relationship may use, although since you and Lexa aren't at that stage yet I can see why it may be confusing."

If Anya wasn't present, scratch that if Anya wasn't a cop, who could arrest you for assault and battery or grievous bodily harm, you'd already have attacked Raven by now.

"The two of you have only met once and it was three weeks ago and you," you point to a still snickering Raven, "have had nothing but bad things to say about her until right this second. You can't possibly be dating!"

"Clarke," Anya catches your attention using what you feel may be her detective tone. "Why don't you have a seat and let us explain." She tells you pulling your chair away from your desk for you. Anya must be one of the most effective members of the force as you sit down almost on command.

A beat of silence later the two take turns going into a detailed explanation of what's going on. The two of them bumped into each other in the elevator three and a half months ago when Anya was taking Gustus for a walk. After some heavy elevator flirting -as Raven describes it- they went out on enough dates and hit it off. You ignore Raven's childish attempt to brag about how much sex they've had and where, you don't want to know how much more of your stuff they've defiled.

"Well that's all good and great, it still doesn't explain the rest of it, why'd you pretend not to know me when I broke into your house or that you didn't know each other?" You ask although you have a sneaking suspicion of what the answer will be.

"That my dear sister, was my master plan." Raven gloats. "You see I'd explained to Anya about our prank wars and your crush on her sister, once she told me about Lexa's crush on you I couldn't pass up an opportunity." Raven has to pause a second to laugh before she can continue. "A few weeks later the perfect plan came to me."

"Although," Anya chimes in. "This perfect plan didn't include you breaking into our apartment. You were just supposed to think you'd been locked outside, fall asleep and then Lexa would have found you in the morning, when she took Gustus out on his morning run."

"Unfortunately for Anya's door, drunk Clarke had other ideas and made your own key." Raven laughs full out this time. "It was epic even Lexa's reaction to the whole thing, she thought you were a stupid criminal." Raven is half way off the table she's laughing so hard right now.

"We were going to tell you about it after a few days," Anya picks up again, "but then you tried to play us, so we thought we'd go along with it until the perfect moment to reveal itself came along."

"And that right moment was on my desk?" You ask exasperated at the still smirking duo.

"Well that was just accidental, Anya had a free moment and you were taking forever getting back." Raven shrugs.

"You're both assholes." You tell them.

"I'm sure my sister will agree with you once she's dug herself out from under the stacks of paperwork she's stuck filing." Anya laughs and your eyes widen.

"What did you do?" You glare at the intimidating blonde.

"I may have indicated to her that I knew what you two did and I've gone to pay you a visit." She chuckles and you curse of all the days to leave your phone at home.

"How unfortunate you couldn't find your phone this morning either, so poor Lexa probably is freaking out she can't get a warning out to you,Clarke." Raven snickers and you lunge at her only to be caught by Anya.

"I can't believe you hid my phone! You're such an ass!" You yell at your sister.

"Clarke go call Lexa." Anya suggests even handing you her phone to do just that. You huff and walk out, Anya's phone in hand. You can hear the two of them laughing as the door shuts behind you.

"Keep off my desk!" You yell back before dialing Lexa's number.