Notes: Sing this to the tune of "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid, starring Sherlock as Ariel and John as Prince Eric.
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Look at this case, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you say my deduction's complete?
Wouldn't you say I'm the man, the man who solves everything?
Look at my brain, treasures untold
How many wonders my mind palace holds
All of those idiots think, "Sure, he knows everything."
I've got data and evidence aplenty
I know facts and minutiae galore
You want details? I've got twenty!
But who cares? No big deal —
I want more!
I wanna be in John Watson's bed
I wanna see, wanna see his body
Rolling around in those — what do you call them?
Oh — sheets!
Kissing his lips, if I could get that far
I would do things that are very naughty
Stroke from his face all the way to his —
What's that word again? Feet!
Touching his cock, touching his bum
Touching him 'til I could make him come
Wild and free, wish I could be
Inside of John
What would I give if I could live with him forever?
What would I pay to spend a day wrapped in his arms?
I'd hold his hand if he'd understand
That I would never leave him — never!
I would hold him, I'd enfold him, and keep him from harm
I'm ready to know what John Watson knows
Ask him my questions and get some answers
Like, "Where's my prostate? And please would you give it a rub?"
Heaven above, wouldn't I love, love if he'd touch me without a glove
He'd be in me, and then I could be
Inside of John
Wild and free, wish I could be
Inside of John…
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End Notes: I'm having way too much fun with these songs. The only thing that could make me even happier would be to read more of your reviews. :)
