The doorball rang. "o there us my baby ;)" Mr clean said as he slowly open the door. There was Dora, with a cogarette in hand, and next 2 her was sapongebob, really sweaty. 'SPONG!' Jimmy screamed as he jumpered into spongebobs skinny arms. 'hey babe' spongeboy replied. SpongeBob carried jimmy newton to their room, where they watched The Real Housewives of New Jersey for four hours, having short makeout sessions during commercial breaks bc they were really happy to see each other.

After 12 hole episod, they heard the door open. 'hola muchachos' Dora said, running her fake nails thru her hair which she treated to a Brazilian blowout. 'I gotta... Distract mr clean from the fact im prego, he didnt take the news bueno' she said, 'so im taking yall 2 my squad hangout..' Dora had a group of friends which she spent a long time with smoking & drugging (or whatever) 'wtf ur PREGNANT' neutron said really loud 'ya, doctor told me. ANYway lets head to the hangout'

They arrived to a club called 'COOL RASH'. It said closed, but Dora made the specials knock and the squad let the guys in. THERE they were, Tinky Winky, the coolest most radical bartender who owned over 500 pairs of sunglasses and always drank martinis. The best teletubbie. Next, was Winnie da POO he was a cool chill old friend u can always go to in timez OF trouble. These guys where the coolest, they hung aroun with Dora in strip joints and stuff, cool stuff.

'Hey Dora' tinky winky said loudly 'ehos that' pooh asked cluelessl 'dis is jimmy & SpongeBob, the power couple, th be hiding from barney, spongebobs pothead daddy' she said lighting a ciggie 'anywag I came here to tell yall that mr clan got me prego' she said while she cried blood. 'omg' tinky winky said 'how is he taking it? U gyz aren't even married." 'well I've been Prego 5 timez before and left & aborted all of em but I think dis is the one gyz!' Dora said loudly 'wow ok cool, so yall wanna play dance dance revolution' pooh asked 'suee' they all said simotainously.

POOH was THE fact dance revolution master, he was so good nobody could best them. Suddenly, the phone rang, tinky winky picked It up. 'hello?' 'HELp the green dinosuar I in the house, barney found us, yu guys have to hurry!" Mr clean said thru the phone

Dora, rinky winky, pooh, Jimmy, SpongeBob all got in2 the Ferrari and headed to the apartment. They heard load screams, barney was trying to kill mr clean. Pooh, winky and Dora all took out their pocket knifes and went in. They had a mega showdown while jimmy and sponge held each other. Suddenly SpongeBob heard barney scream, barney was.. DEAD. 'is he breathing?" Mr clean said hyperventilating '...no...sorrg spongboy" tinky winky said with a bloody tear down his face. 'its ok, I wanted to get him out my back anyway..." SpongeBob replied standing up slowly really cool like.

'ok cool guys but...how will we hide the body?" Pooh asked dramatically licking his finger

TO be continued...