Barney had blood evrywhere and it was staining mr cleans carpet.'DARN' mr clean said very loudly. 'Calm down man' whispered poo, "we have to hidenthe body!' 2 hours later they got tired of dragging.. Tinky winky came up with a splemdid plan "gyz i think i kno where to take this" tinky winky said sweating, he took out his iphone 6+ which had 1 of thode rlly cool covers that have glitter in it. "Hey thomas' tinky winky said nervously as he looked pooh. Pooh snd tinky winky knew how EFFED up thomas the train was. He was a punk with a list of crimes and an impressive coffee mug collection, tinky winky thought that thomas was THE guy to hit up.
After a while of dragging they finally got 2 thomass crib, nobody saw them bc it was like 6 am and every1 was sleeping. "Wow this place is SQUEAKY clean," mr clean yelled bc he had an obscure clean fetish which is another reqson why his relationship with DORA is questionable. "Howdy tinky winks" thomas said angrily, tinky winly looked at his hot blue body, "i need 2 ask u a favor, this is payback from that 1 time in world war II." He sweated "r u kiddkng me? ¡U know im busy!" Tomus said with teaes coming out of his eyes "cmon man, for Dipsy" tinky winky daid and every1 else except pooh, kind of, was like super confused bc pooh was tinky winkys main home slice so he knew about thomas and the war, nobody else not even dora knew about this rhomas guy. "Ok thomas said as he looked the floor "i need u to hide this body in 1 of ur carts till it rots" tinky winky said slivhtly quietly bc the sun was coming out. "Omfg wtf tinky winky u MUREERED SOME1" thomas said rlly grosswd out. "Ya, it was SELF DEFENCE, he was a homophobic FINOsaur that wanted to kill mr clean" tinky winky yelled as everyone nodded in such aggreement that it turned into super brutal headbanging. "Ok fine" thomas said, dragging barneys dead boody with the help of all the other homies except jimmy and spongebob bc they thought a revamped train station was oretty grest for some cool sexy roleplaying.
AFter the coupoe was done they went in2 eschothers arms "ik webe only known eschother for two days jimbo, but weve been thru so much and IM READY IM READY 4 our life together" and then they kissed but they were interrupted by mr clean. "Hey yall, we hud the body" everyone jumped aggressively and they were prepared to go back home on thomases back (please do not ask me how dis works!) so when they got to mr cleans mansion or apartmentm, everyone was resdy 2 take a snooze, "ty 4 everythjng man" tinky winky and pooh fist bumped thomas "yw gyz, ttyl" thomas said, and then he flew back to his crib.
The next morning, mr clean woke up saponge bob and jimmy, who were intertwined 2gether. "I think its safe 2 say you guys can get ur own place now..."
2 BE CONTINNUED...
*SORRY RHIS WAS more focused on tinky winkys back story! The tinky kinky stuff might come later but character development IZ important!*
