Volume 1 chapter 8: exorcism
The baby was vibrating in mr celans hands, as pee bloodd was obulatin trew his eyelids. Dr timmy turnr wen on his comouter and went in2 th DEEP WEB to watch exorcism tutorial vids and he begn to watch an exorcism stream of beverly hills chiwawa, they wer sacrificing the chihuahaha voiced by bill mugeorge lopezrray, durin the stream timmu turnr took off his pants and began 2eat the salad he was saving fpr 5 days, only 2 then puk it out. The puk spelled out the words KILL CAILLOU "omg guys its a sigN" pooh said while cartweeling towards the baby then he grabed it with his beautiful moldy bear feet and he put it on the dirty floor that smelled like rat intestines.
Timmy tuernrs still with his pants off began chanting the veggie tales theme song in an italian accent and swoosged towards the babi in a forefrontal seesaw like motion. He begn 2exercise th child. He slowly grabbed the ugly bald golf ball-looking baby and threw iT ON the ground. "Ok guys you all have to stand in a circle ND do the dance dance revolution pattern for the song Butterfly by "yes" poog whispered softly bc he was litelraly the dance dance revolution king. MrR clean took this as a challenge 2 hs pried as the dance dance revolution master, so they broke out into dance. Spongebob and jimy felt extrmely sad bc this was allt heir fault. If it wasnt for them being gay they wuouldnt hav murdered barney. If tthey werent gay they wouldnt hav made dora and mr cleans first child a demonic golf ball. They wanted 2 say somethng but what? Then, jimmy yelled "CHICKEN STRIPS" and mr clean sensed that it was an apology for literally fucking up his whole life. Anyways, pooh and mr clean wee dancing , dora was smokingg 10 cigar-rats at the same time and timmy turne was casually screetching and vibrating biolently.
FINLLY, th excerism was almost done1, HIWECvER THERE WAS ONE VARIABLE TImY DIDN CONSIDER, his asscheeks. They were burning, bursting with power, power he knew would destroy the entire hospital. "QUICK, everybody hold hands" timmy said. Everybod helod hands while caillu wa in the middle, floating. "Hooty hoo" timmy yelled, and everybody began to float in the air and literal shit started raining outside. "Its beautiful" sapongebob said holding jimmy. "The baby has be n excorisied, now, time 4 lunch" timmy whispered, his neck stretched to 4 feet up in the air, forming an acute angl3 in 4 seconds, he walked up to mr clen and whispered "IM hungry for your balls, your eye balls….." he said, mr clean ewercladed and siad "wtf", timmy wa jus taking adavantag of the exceeorersicde and using it to gather power to eat someones eyeballs. Mr clean kicked timmys bare butt and they started to fight.
Mr cleans stand Communist Manifesto with the power of exploiting jews produces quasi real rift in space-time, wich causes timmiess turnr t0 cry out lyrics from the song Lightning Strikes by Klaus Nomi. But Turbo Timmy counters it with his stand NarutoXSauske which has the power 2 convince you to go and by the latest iphone by stabbig mr clean 36 times in the esophagus which gives mr clean. "Im gonna stick my iphone in your eye ball" said Timmy in Steve Corals voice. BUT, WAIT TIMMY HADNT REALIZED THAT BEFORE HE WAS ABLE TO LAND HIS FINISHING BLOW mr clean had exposed him on youtube. "fool, you underestimated me, now its time for my finishing move" yeled mr clean, mr clean performed a vasectomy on timmy, howeverdis tuk a toll on mr clean for he has stained his hands with blood, killing him for he will never be clean again.
Everyone was cryignd, "MR CLEAN, answer me" dora said sobbing pitch black tears. She slowly grababed he face and whispered "nvr forge...t…." she cried. Mr clen held doras face to say his last words, "Flash cleans floors WITHOUT scratching" he whispere, mr clean was DIED.
"Anways…..wanna get mrried?" sponger said to jimmu, he then proceeded to SLAUGHTERING timm tuner an slapping his italian neck exactly 5 and a half times. "Sure" said golf ball child, caillou started to crawl into doras arms shouting cleaning product taglines "Life's messy. Clean it up!" he softly whispers to doras foot. Dora started to cry bc she needed to deal with the little bald piece of shte olone….will dora b able to take care of caillou? How will the wedding go? Fin..out..in da next volum of SPONG ADN THE GENIUS
-end of volum 1-
2 b continued….
