CHAPTER 1

THE MYSTERY OF THE TOWN THAT THEY WERE IN THAT IS ODDLY ODD BECAUSE IT IS

As usual, Rick and Morty were arguing about how they shouldn't go to deadly dimension of assassins so Rick could give his money to Krombopulos Michael. "Jesus Christ, you are a HUGE PUSSY MORTY", Rick said. "W-well at least I'm don't want to go on a suicide mission!", Morty said. "Oh good burn Morty, you really got me on that one.", Rick said. As the two had their little feud, Morty gave in and went with Rick. As they were traveling, something unusual happened. "What the hell is happening Rick?", Morty said. "I don't know. This doesn't usually happens to the engine." As the Engine kept making weird noises, Rick managed to blurt out "WHAT THE HELL", before the two blacked out.

When they woke up, they saw a sign, somewhere in a rocky town somewhere in Colorado. A sign read 'SOUTH PARK, COLORADO'. "What the hell is this place Rick?", Morty said, shocked. "I.. actually don't know, there's not a lot of dimensions I don't know, but all I know. We should go into town, we need to find a space battery.", Rick said. "Hey, Rick, lets get some rest first, it's around 2AM here." Morty said.

As they walked the four boys, Stan, Eric, Kenny, and Kyle had just gotten out of the theaters after watching 'Asses of Fire 3: The third one ', "Damn that movie was cool!", Eric said. "Shut-up fatass! You practically FARTED THROUGH THE WHOLE MOVIE.", Kyle said. "Shut-up Jew! At-least my mom isn't a Jersey Hoe!" Eric said, "SHUTUP CARTMANN!", Kyle said, "MRHM PRHP MCHRMPPRHM MCHHHMMMMPHH!", Kenny said. "Yeah! Like Kenny said, Shut the hell up!" Stan said. "Woah guys. Look at this!" Kyle said.

As the four boys looked up, they saw something they will never forget... "It's a giant doughnut!", Eric said. "Shut-Up Cartman, you just said that because you practically ate all of the doughnuts at the movies!", Kyle said. "Shut-Up jew!", Eric said. As they continued to peer at the saucer, people came out... *Belch* "O-oh, what the hell are you?" Rick said. "What the hell are you!", Eric said. "I'm Rick, jesus. You reak of doughnuts. Really bad ones too.", Rick said. "Shut-Up! I'll make you eat your parents!", Eric said. "Oh yeah right fat-man", Rick said. "He'll do it dude.", Stan said. As Morty woke up, he said "Wh-what the hell are these things rick?" Morty. "We're humans dude." Kyle said. "No you're not, you just look like someone cut you out from construction paper." Morty said. "You look like you were drawn by poor animators." Kyle said. "Mrm Hrm!", Kenny said.

"Alright enough! Why are you guys even here!" Kyle said. "We need batteries for our dimension hopper. They take triple A batteries."Rick exclaimed. "Dude, the nearest Triple A batteries to here are in Denver." Stan said. "oH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, WHY THE F**K DO YOU GUYS HAVE THE SAME DAMN CITIES AS US IN OUR DIMENSION!", Rick exclaimed. "Wait, you're from another dimension?" Eric said. "We just told you like, 1 paragraph ago." Morty said. "Well since this town has no triple a batteries lets go to Denver!", Stan said. "MRHP MHRP!"Kenny said.