Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure Part 17 Saren Appears!

Garfield was getting up from a long night of love making with Miranda and Oriana when he knew it was time for adventure to begin once more.

"Sister twister is one of my favorite games." Said Garfield with satisfaction.

"Garfield can we not stay in for more love. I want you to give me your power and stuff me like a Christmas turkey." (holiday joke) said Oriana with whimsical.

"No I must find Normany and save galaxy." Said Garfield as Miranda and Oriana massaged his feet.

"Garfield is right we must go get Normany, Galaxy is at stake. "Said Miranda with agreement.

"You only want Garfield for yourself." Said Oriana with sisterly teasing.

"Oh you." Said Miranda with teasing back.

Garfield got dressed and got all his guns ready because justice was on his mind.

"I hope Saren hired a DJ because it is going to be one hell of a party." Garfield said as he pumped his rifle.

Garfield went outside where townspeople were waiting to say goodbye.

"Garfield we thank you for your help in saving our sexy women. In thanks we give you this horse to ride desert wastes with ease." Said the townspeople as they pointed to massive black stallion with fiery eyes.

"This is horse is like me. Raging with virility and hungry for vengeance. I will name him Thor Blasthoof." Garfield said as he boarded the horse.

"Head east, that is where Saren is." Said the villagers.

"Thank you. Soon I will have Normany in my hands and Sarens head under my boot." Said Garfield as his eyes glowed in shining sun.

Garfield and his squad then rode off in Search of Saren to reclaim Normany for justice for all.

Meanwhile in the Citadel, the council was discussing issue of importance when they were interrupted by a message from an evil figure on their big screen television.

"Greetings Citadel councilman it is I your new master." Said the figure with evil words.

It was Odie! Odie was filled with malice and darkness and hatred.

"What is meaning of this!" Cried out the Citadel Council in protest.

"You will declare me ruler of Galaxy and give me all of your sexy hot women or else I will unleash my reapers on you." Declared Odie with sinister snarl.

"No never we will never be beaten by you. Garfield will stop your evil ways!" Responded the Citadel Council with anger.

"Hahahaha Garfield has eaten his last Lasagna. Your hope is dead like a seal in my jaws of oppression." Gafawd Odie with evil as he sipped on the tears of orphans from his champagne glass.

"Oh Garfield please be living, you are our last hope." Said Citadel Council with mournful tears.

Meanwhile in desert sands of New Earth, Garfield was riding on his black steed alongside his squadmates.

"Garfield I am tired will we ever find Saren?" Whined Miranda with moaning.

"Silence woman. You are not allowed to moan unless I am making you." Said Garfield with authority.

"Oh Garfield I wish you would make me moan right now. I need recharging." Miranda flirted with sexiness.

"Later pussycat. Duty before booty." Garfield said with knowing winks.

All of a sudden biker warriors ambushed!

"It is Sarens elite Guards!" Cried out Garrus with alarm.

"What will we do Garfield?" Cried out Miranda with worrying.

"Worry not my girly pet. I have the plans under control." Said Garfield with calm cool as he pressed a button on his black stallion turning it into a motorcycle.

"Now that is what I call horsepower." Said Garfield with cool comments as he revved his engine.

Garfield sped on his motorcycle doing awesome stunts like hot shot cat. He did a wheeling and a backflip and did not even wear a helmet.

"WOW." Said Sarens elite guard with awe and fear.

"And now for my encores. Do not being getting up for clapping." Garfield exclaimed as he took out his exploding crossbow.

"Cross your hearts hope to DIE." Garfield roared as he shot arrows of explosion from his exploding crossbow at the guards, exploding their hearts.

"Our hearts have exploded!" Cried Sarens Elite Guards as their hearts exploded their last beat.

"Enough of these small fries. I am hungry for main course. Saren stew with side of lasagna." Garfield said with triumph as he sped to Sarens City Fortress.

As Garfield and squad entered Saren City they saw many buildings and people. Garfield saw a man with information and asked him the questions.

"Where is Saren?" Asked Garfield.

"I will never tell you these things for I am loyal to Saren. For he is the only king." Said the fool with stupidity.

"Very well I will take the moral high road." Said Garfield with great wit has he took the man to the roof of a building and dangled him by his neck.

"Now you will sing like a bird or you will swim like one." Said Garfield holding man with intensity.

"You win Garfield he is in the center of city." Said the man with apologetics.

"Thank you, I will show you my gratitude by giving you a one way trip to hell." Said Garfield as he dropped the stupid man down the building.

"I am coming for you SAREN!" Garfield shouted to the sky.

Garfield and his squad then went to the center of city where Sarens castle was. There was a large gate there with locks and iron bars and force fields.

"Open sesame." Garfield said punching down the door with his mighty fist.

"Knock nock Saren. I am here for my Normany and your beating heart. It will melt in my hand like frozen lasagna in the microwave." Garfield raged as he entered castle.

In the Castle was Saren waiting, sitting on his throne wearing leather and spikes. Matriarch Benezia was sitting on his lap, wearing tight leather and stroking his face.

"Haha Garfield I have been waiting for you. You will never get Normany back it is mine. You are not worthy to have it." Saren said with loud voice.

"That is right Garfield. Saren is only one man enough to have Normany." Said Matriarch Benezia as she licked Sarens face.

Garfield made eyes with Matriarch Benezia and gave her the sex gaze. Matriarch Benezia batted her eyes and blushed at Garfields sexy eyes.

"Hey babycakes. Ditch that dud and get with a stud." Said Garfield while winking and flexing his muscles.

Matriarch Benezia nearly fainted at Garfields manly words and poses. Saren was angered by Garfields superior manliness.

"Enough I am true king of this world and only man!" Declared Saren with arrogant voice.

"You are king of rats and fools now return Normany and I may kill you without pain." Garfield said with mercy.

"Very well Garfield, prove your manliness and you may have Normany. We shall settle this only way true men can." Said Saren with thoughtfulness.

"RACEOFF." Said Saren and Garfield at same time.

"This is right. Tomorrow morning we will have no holds barred race off. The real man gets the Normany. You may stay here for the night." Said Saren with confidence.

"Very well, I will be seeing you on the road of battle." Garfield responded.

"Take him to his room!" Ordered Saren to his guards.

"I find my own rooms." Said Garfield as he pushed down the guards and claimed biggest room in the building.

Later that night Garfield was lifting weights while jamming to some hot tunes.

"Time to load my guns." Said Garfield as he lifted his dumbbell with muscle power.

As Garfield pumped the irons, a sexy figure entered his room. It was Matriarch Benezia.

"Garfield I can not stop thinking about you. You are always inside my mind. Now I want you inside my body." Said Matriarch Benezia with obsession.

"It will be my pleasure. Take a ride on my rollercoaster of love. But I am warning. Once you stop you may never want to stop." Garfield said grabbing her hands.

"Oh Garfield you are such man. But you must not race Saren it is too dangerous." Matriarch Benezia said full of worry.

"Do not worry your little face my green stringbean. I drive cars like I handle women. Fast and furious." Garfield said with soothing words.

"I am a skilled driver myself. I am especially good at driving stick." Said Matriarch Benezia with sexy whispers as he grabbed Garfield all over.

"Slam me into gear but remember, once you ride my highway there is no braking." Garfield whispered back with flirtations.

Matriarch Benezia grabbed Garfield and pushed him on the bed. She climbed on top of him and squeezed him with tight toned thighs.

"You need a polishing. Allow me to help." Said Matriarch Benezia as she rubbed her hands on Garfields muscular body.

"I am going to crash into you. I hope you have love insurance." Said Garfield as he thrust his manly body into Matriarch Benezia.

Garfield and Matriarch Benezia rubbed their bodies and made sweet powerful loving all night long and into the break of dawn. When morning came Garfield prepared for race of his life.

"Garfield please be careful. I can not bare to lose you. You have taught me so much and I have so much more to learn." Said Matriarch Benezia with longing.

"It will be nothing. When I get back wear something nice for me like whip cream bikini." Said Garfield with a wink as he left room to meet Saren on the race track.

Garfield walked to the race track which had lots of obstacles and circled around a volcano. Many people were watching and cheering. Garfields squad was on sides cheering on their hero. Suddenly he saw Saren pull up in a black Jaguar.

"Hey Garfield check out my hot wheels." Said Saren with boasting.

Garfield looked on with modest approving.

"Not bad but my new ride will burn a hole in the road." Garfield said whistling.

As Garfield whistled as super cool car came from the horizon. It was a shining silver Maserati with flaming lasagnas airbrushed on each side. Sarens jaw dropped when he saw such a smokin hot ride.

"Now here is a mans car." Said Garfield with cool style as he hopped into his car.

"Well Garfield you might have the wheels but do you have guts to use them?" Challenged Saren with intimidation.

"Silence your words or I will show you your own guts." Responded Garfield with dismissal.

The race was about to begin and all were excited and on edge of their seats.

"Garfield you can do it we are relying on you." Said Dr. Mordin Solus with inspiration.

"Garfield please come back safely." Cried Miranda with worry as tears rolled down her cheeks.

With a shot of a gun the race started and Saren and Garfield sped in their cars at maximum speed. Garfield put on some Motörhead to pump him up for driving.

"I am the wind. Faster than light stronger than brick." Said Garfield as he sped off in his Silver Maserati.

Garfield and Saren raced neck and neck along the track. They sped up the mountain and were close to edge and were full of danger. They were both driving like pros and race was tight like a sock on a horse.

"Eat my tires." Said Saren with wise guy remarks as he sped up in front of Garfield.

Oh no Saren is winning!" Said Jacob with panic.

"Come on Garfield, you taught me to overcome all challenges with manly strength. I know you can do it." Cheered on Garrus from sideline.

Garfield heard the cheers of his friends and it filled his fear with the courage to win all obstacles.

"Suck on my tailpipe and choke." Said Garfield as he sped forward with speed of an angry boar with his awesome driving.

Garfield was far in lead now and all hope looked lost for Saren. But Saren was a dirty man with dirty tricks.

"I will win at all cost. Prepare to f ace losing lane." Said Saren as he pushed the jump button on his Jaguar causing it to jump in the air ahead of Garfield.

"Curse you swindling swine!" Shouted Garfield with fury.

Saren rushed ahead and over a bridge. When past the bridge Saren cut down bridge with scissors.

"Haha Garfield you can never catch up. I will be winner forever!" Said Saren with cheating as he drove away.

Saren was sure confident of his winning. Nothing would stand in his way.

"Normany is mine forever. Garfield is fool for challenging me!" Thought Saren to himself with delusion.

Then all of a sudden in the distance, a manly orange figure rippling with muscles was standing with mighty vengeance. It was Garfield!

"How could it be?" Squealed Saren like dirty pig he was.

Garfield raised his mighty fist in the air charging it with power. He then smashed it into ground causing massive earthquake eruption making rocks and lava fall on Saren.

"Looks like you are off to a rocky finish." Quipped Garfield with cleverness as he calmly strolled to finish line to win race.

"Garfield is the winner! Here is the trophy of champions!" Declared umpire with congratulations

Garfield took the trophy and raised it in the air.

"Oh Garfield you have did it!" Cried out Miranda running to Garfield and grasping his leg.

"My hero." Said Matriarch Benezia with swooning.

Garfield stood like the man with ladies clinging to his legs while he held trophy in the air like a true champion. As Garfield was celebrating a figure came from the ashes and approached them. It was Saren!

"Garfield you have won. I am the loserman. You have proven yourself true champion and worthy of Normany. Here is keys of the Normany." Said Saren with apologetics.

"Saren you are worthy opponent and man but I am even better man." "Said Garfield taking the keys and grasping Sarens hand for shaking.

"Yes Garfield only you can defeat reapers. Goodbye true warrior." Saren said as he exploded.

Garfield took the keys and entered Normany. Inside was Joker sitting by pilot chair.

"Garfield you are back I am so glad." Said Joker with joyousness.

"That is right joke man. I am back like a yak. I hope you are ready for riding." Said Garfield as he high fived joker.

Garfield then headed back to the Captains Quarters to rest for more space adventure and prepare to fight reapers. As Garfield rested on his bed a sexy figure entered. It was Matriarch Benezia!

"Garfield you are truly a legend for all time. Your driving is second to none. But now I want you to drive me to paradise." Said Matriarch Benezia as she brushed her hand on Garfields manly cheek.

All of a sudden another figured entered the room. It was Liara T'soni!

"Mother you are alive I can not believe the happenings!" Cried out Liar T'Soni with shock.

"It is true I have life but have been dead inside, until I met Garfield. He has made me a woman anew." Said Matriarch Benezia with truth.

"Yes Garfield is a beefy man burger of galaxy proportions. But you are hogging all and I want a bite." Said Liara T'soni.

"Relax ladies, we can have mother daughter talks, in the bedroom." Garfield said as he took a lady in each arm and headed to the bedroom.

"Garfield you know just what to say." Said Liara T'soni.

"We are going to have mother daughter bonding." Said Garfield with suggestions.

"Yes we both want to bond with you, Garfield." Said Matriarch Benezia as she massaged Garfields muscular back.

"I take top you take bottom." Said Matriarch Benezia to Liara T'soni as they sandwiched Garfield with their hot sweaty bodies.

"Mush me ladies." Garfield said as all three of them mushed together in pile of sweaty sexy love. The three of them made powerful sweaty love for hours and hours rocking the Normany into nebula of desire.

To be continued…