Characters:
Arthur 'England' Kirkland
Alfred F. 'America' Jones
Pairings; USUK
Summary; Alfred is loud
Arthur winces as Alfred tears around the house, American flag billowing behind him.
"Alfred, lad," Arthur yells over the noise, "Would you settle the fuck down, I can't hear myself think!"
"Sorry, Iggy!" Alfred hollers, "I can't hear you over my FREEDOM!"
"Oh really? Well, I can't hear you over my free healthcare."
Alfred doesn't even pause. "Sounds like some shit-ass healthcare then."
Us Brits may have healthcare, but it's headed down the drain. This isn't the place for slagging off Jeremy Cunt though.
I own nothing
-Laurel Silver
