Characters:
Arthur 'England' Kirkland
Alfred F. 'America' Jones

Pairings; USUK

Summary; Alfred is loud


Arthur winces as Alfred tears around the house, American flag billowing behind him.

"Alfred, lad," Arthur yells over the noise, "Would you settle the fuck down, I can't hear myself think!"

"Sorry, Iggy!" Alfred hollers, "I can't hear you over my FREEDOM!"

"Oh really? Well, I can't hear you over my free healthcare."

Alfred doesn't even pause. "Sounds like some shit-ass healthcare then."


Us Brits may have healthcare, but it's headed down the drain. This isn't the place for slagging off Jeremy Cunt though.

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-Laurel Silver