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Hi guys! So I got a question to ask all of you do you think that if this Ruby ever has a gem weapon what would it be I would like to know and why because in the show a gems weapon seemed like a sort of coming of age or a key part in a gems life and a reflection of the gem's personality I personally think it would be a pipe like the ASL trio has symbolizing the bond she shares with her brothers and I could just imagine it now hahahaha! OH and Happy belated birthday Luffy. I love to hear your reviews on suggestions and critiques oh and questions I am thinking of doing a kid!fic of lil Luffy with Sabo but I think I might try to focus on ASLR until finals is over and I am free of school thank you sooo much

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"So Sabo why did you call us over here again" The boy was tapping his foot up and down impatiently; he had better things to do!

" I am glad you asked Ace! I called all of us here to discuss a problem we have; Luffy, Ruby; me and Ace's faces are too recognizable in high town and we need your help to sell crocodile skins"

"So do you want me and Luffy to go to this "high town" instead of you guys?!"

Ace explosively cut in "HELL NO I DON'T TRUST YOU WITH THAT!"

Ruby fiercely fired back "OHHH I SEE HOW IT IS! GALAXY FACE!"

"YOU WANNA GO BOX HEAD"

"YA I DO ! LETS FINISH WHAT WE STARTED!" The ground immediately started to burn as Ruby's anger kept rising

"ACE, RUBY CALM DOWN" the blond then hit the arguing pair hard in the head "let me explain! We need Ruby and Luffy involved for a disguise" Sabo then got out a pen and paper and began drawing;

Ace, Luffy, and Ruby surrounded Sabo and the drawing

"The four of us will stack on top of each other and put on a trench coat making us look like an adult and Ruby you will be on bottom because of your head"

"HEY!"

"What! its a reliable base it will help us keep balance!"

Ruby looked away in reluctance "Fiiiiinnnee"

"Anyways! Luffy will be on top of Ruby, and Ace will be on top of Luffy and I'll be the head"

"Why can't I be the head!"

"Ace I am better at sweet talking, the last time you did we almost got killed!" Sabo then gave Ace a swift hit on the head ;he was still mad about that

"Fine you be the head!" Ace rubbed his head to try to make the short pain go away quicker

"So where are we going to get the trench coat!" Luffy was excited about the plan about being huge but hated that Ace and Sabo were going to be on top of him; but it couldn't be that bad at least he isn't on the bottom like Ruby!

"Ummmmm good question Luffy?! Maybe ummmmm?Hey Ace does any of the bandits own a trench coat?

"Eh oh umm I could check?! But don't get your hopes too high" Ace got up and went to the closet he went deeper and deeper within the closet until he looked like he disappeared. Ace popped back out gasping for air and with the trench coat in hand

"FOUND IT" he promptly collapsed on the floor

Sabo, Luffy, and Ruby ran over to Ace

"ACE WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE!"

"The b-bandits don't wash their cloths enough or something is dead in there! "

"PFfft how bad can that be" Ruby walked over to the closet and immediately fell on the floor

"ITS BAAAAAD!" The gem never smelt something so vile and powerful in her existence, she needed to get out of the vicinity; she painfully crawled out of the area until she is far enough away from the odor and breath clean air!

"We should probably wash this?!" Sabo then hooked the coat with his pipe and then pinched his nose for safe measure and started to march to the nearest river. The three soon followed after Sabo and after hours of repeated scrubbing and test smelling the coat it was soon bearable enough for use.

The four of them reached the gray terminal and Sabo was ready to test his plan. Ruby easily got Luffy on the top of her head, Ace then climbed the two and sat on Luffy's shoulders, then Sabo with the coat in his hand scaled the three up to the very top and cover them with the lengthy coat it was all going to work hopefully.

They then reached the gates; where the guards were, the guards didn't really seemed like they care who was passing through today but Ruby didn't want their cover blown so she briskly walked by, even though it was hard for the humans on top of her head to keep balance.

"You guys are heaaavy?!"

"Suck it up human!"

"Guys just keep it together for a little while longer we will snag someone to sell to soon!"

After a while of marketing and advertising they managed to get someone to trade with.

"35 berries for a yard of crocodile skin deal?!"

"Deal!"

Sabo then silently kicked Ace as a sign to get the skins. Ace grabbed the bag and handed it to Sabo. Sabo gave the stranger the bag and the man was about to give him the cash until their human tower started to loose balance

"Ace what's going on!"

"D-dang it I think I might have a attack again!" Ace was fighting every last bit of himself to stay awake but he was quickly losing

"What attack nobody is hitting us?!"

Then before everyone knew it their fake adult suit toppled over and their cover was blown! Sabo needed to do something quick to provide a distraction to get enough time to escape; he then saw a rock and a shop window

He hurled the rock as hard as he could at the glass window "SCATTER!"

Like mice Ruby and Luffy bolted along with Sabo dragging Ace along to the gate but guards were hot on their tail; the four needed a quick way out and luckily Luffy thought of one; he waited for Sabo, Ruby, and Ace to get a little bit ahead of him then he was ready to provide their escape route.

Sabo and Ruby saw his arms extending to the very top. This confused Sabo but Ruby knows what exactly is going on and who is doing it.

Luffy then started to run towards the three with a forceful tackle and before everyone knew it they were up and out of high town.

"NEXT TIME A WARNING HUMAN!"Ruby was fuming mad that she didn't get a chance to say something about it!

"Sorry!" the boy gave the most innocent look in the world

"UGGGHHH YOUR LUCKY YOUR SO-SO!" Ruby couldn't look for the word that would fit she looked over to the blond for some help "SMART HUMAN WHATS A WORD FOR YOU CANT SAY NO BECAUSE OF A CERTAIN LOOK"

"Fierce?"

"No that's not it!"

"Ummmm well that's the only one I could think of"

" Well ok let me describe the feeling to you! IF YOU SAY NO TO THIS LOOK YOU FEEL ESPECIALLY DISSAPOINTED IN YOUR SELF AND YOU WANT THE OTHER HUMAN TO STAY IN THAT FACE AND NOT LOOK SAD WHATS IT CALLED"

"I think it's adorable or good looking?" Sabo scratched his head he really didn't what Ruby was looking for

The gem's eyes widen with the new discovery of that word "ADORABLE THAT'S THE WORD! LUFFY YOUR LUCKY YOUR SO ADORABLE OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE BEATEN YOU TO A BLOODY PULP!"

"ADORABLE! I AM NOT ADORABLE I AM A MAN NOT CUTE! A MAN DARN IT!"

"YOU SAYING THAT MAKE YOU CUTER!"

"DANG IT!"

"GUYS ENOUGH OF THIS CHITCHAT WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WHEN WE LAND!"

"Well I am a rubber man so I'll be fine?!" The boy playfully stretched his cheeks

"Ya and gems like me are made to withstand stuff like this"

"So your telling me that you guys will be fine and me and Ace are screwed"

Luffy and Ruby at the exact same time said "Ya basically" with a careless shrug.

"Well this is just great!"

Then in a case of really bad timing Ace woke up "WHERE IS THE CLIANT!" Then Ace looked around him and see that he was flying above the ground "Am I dreaming!"

"No Ace this is real!"

"Oh WELL CRAP!"

the four of them began to argue because this was a situation that neither of them can get out of and each of them swam up to each other mid air and started punching one another until the four of them hit a sudden stop at a tree.

"Uggggh" Sabo climbed out of group pile and stumbled to the ground

"Ruby get off me!"Luffy was fuming about how heavy the gem is

"I'll get off of you when Ace gets off me!"

"GIVE ME A SEC" Ace then rolled off of Ruby and Ruby got off of Luffy

"AIIIR!" Luffy then took a deep breath like he hadn't had clean air in years

"So why were we flying in mid air a few moments ago!" Ace pulled off pieces of bark still remaining on his shirt leaving huge holes. Now his favorite shirt is now basically wrecked!

"Why did you drop to the floor helpless when we were so close to doing business a few minuets ago?!" Ruby fired back Luffy was about to give the answer to Ace but the gem rudely covered his mouth

" No! until you answer my question!"

"Not until you answer mine!"

Luffy really wanting Ace to see how cool he is, he licked Ruby's hand immediately making her pull back her hand in disgust "I used my devil fruit powers to save us from being beat up!" Luffy blurted out

Ace looked over to the kid like a pissed off bull "I LOST A TOOTH DANG IT!" He then gave Luffy a hard pound to the head

Ruby was growing more impatient with these humans "HEY YOU FORGOT! I WANT MY ANSWERS NOOOOW!" more and more smoke started steam off of Ruby as silence kept going .

" FINE! I HAVE STUPID NARCLEPESY; ITS WHEN I RANDOMLY DROP TO THE FLOOR SLEEPING AND IT'S A TOLTAL PAIN!'

"You just randomly drop to the floor?!"

"Yes! Now lets get back to the hut and forget this whole stupid incident ever happened!"

The three of them agreed with Ace; all of them had enough excitement from one day