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"GO SABO, no wait! GO ACE" Luffy was jumping up and down with sheer excitement of watching the sparing match

"Luffy pick one so I could cheer for the other!"

"Why do I have to pick one Ruby?!"

"Because how else am I going to shove up it your face that the guy I am gonna pick wins!"

"Can't we just cheer for both and make fun of the guy who loses " Luffy started to pick his nose.

Ruby looked at luffy with confusion as to why he is sticking up his finger in his nose but she would have to ask later. She thought back to the suggestion on cheering for both of the humans fighting. The gem would be all for the idea but no way in her existence she is cheering for Galaxy face "Eh forget it I am going to cheer for Sabo. GO SABO KICK ACE'S BUTT!"

The boys pipes clashed together. Ace push more force on his pipe making Sabo struggle to keep his ground but the blonde wasn't going to give up this fight! Deciding to leave his weapon behind Sabo slide under Ace and tackled him.

Ace now had a few seconds to get up or he is out! He is not losing again!

He pushed himself off the ground despite Sabo on his back and fell over backwards making Sabo the one being crushed by the weight.

"Give up!"

"No!"

"Kay guess I have no choice!" Ace got up a little and then put all his weight on Sabo's stomach by sitting on him.

"GET OFF!"

"NO!"

This was really starting to hurt the blonde. He didn't feel like passing out today!

" fine you win ace! JUST GET OFF OF ME!"

Ace smirked at his victory as he got off of Sabo.

"I hate it when you do that!" Sabo rubbed his stomach he could have sworn that he would lose his lunch if Ace gone any harder

"YOU GUYS WERE AWESOME!" Luffy ran over at a breakneck speed to Ace and Sabo while Ruby was walking over in bitter defeat that the guy she picked lost.

"I guess it was pretty cool?! Maybe next time you and Ruby should fight with us! we could do tag teams now that there is four of us!"

"Finally an excuse to beat Ace's face in!" The gem punched her fist together.

"NOT IF I BEAT YOURS IN FIRST" Ace ran up and punched Ruby in the shoulder. Ruby was at her limit with this human she was ready to fight now!

"Can we save the beating each others faces in for tommorow?" Sabo reluctantly put himself between the squabbling duo

"Fine! I am going to be with the Weird human then!" The Gem headed to Luffy who was watching bugs wrestle on the stump.

Ruby was quite curious as to what the insects were; she needed to know! "Human what are those things that are pushing each other off the platform?!" Ruby pointed at the small lifeforms

"Oh those are beetles!They are really cool especially when they wrestle with their horns and extra legs"

"Wrestling?" Ruby couldn't help it but not to look away. The human was so right these "beetles" are really cool with their gleaming armor and sword like horns they were really like warriors.

"I am going to take a nap" Ace walked away from the group's antics ,fuming with pride of his recent victory.

As Ace walked in the hut he noticed something very off. The bandits were actually cleaning the house?! They only do that when... When he comes over.

"MAGRA!"

The bandit nervously perked up "What?!"

" Is you-know-who coming over!"

"W-why would you say that Ace?"

"Because this place only gets clean when he says that he is coming!"

Magra tried his best to keep his mouth shut since Garp said he wanted to surprise his grandsons but Ace's glare he couldn't handle " YES GARP IS COMING OVER!"

Every part of Ace froze right on the spot; out of all the times that crazed lunatic is coming NOW?!

He needed to warn everyone! Hell Square doesn't even deserve Garp!

Ace ran as fast as he can and burst out of the hut "GUYS GARP IS COMING!"

"WHAT!" Luffy and Sabo said at the exact same time.

Luffy proceed to run in circles and scream in terror.

Sabo began to sweat out of fear " We are screwed!"

"GAHHH HE JUST THINKS THAT HE CAN WALTZ BACK HERE FROM MARINE LAND AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT US AND CLLAAAAIIIMM ITS LOVE! FREAKING STAY IN MARINE LAND YOU MANIAC! IF YOU WANT US TO BE MARINES THEN DONT DITCH US WITH BANDITS!" Ace then proceeded to run and scream in angry circles

Ruby looked over from the interesting beetle match and was shocked to see the humans freaking out. She didn't know what to do, they are scrambling around like-like?! She didn't even know the word but she just hated the way they were acting!

"ENOUGH!" She proceeded to punch the three idiots hard on the heads

"THE HELL IS THAT FOR!"

"Owwwww"

"God that hurt!"

" I NEED ANSWERS NOW! Who is this "Garp"?"

"Garp is my gramps" Luffy painfully rubbed his head

Ruby looked over to the boy " Wait Garp is this "gramps" that you talked about!"

"Ya!"

"The guy who said the amazing quote!"

"Yup"

"How bad is this "Garp"

"He tied me to balloons and sent me off floating as a birthday present and I was stuck on an island for a week!" Luffy shuttering at the memory

"He punted me to a canyon and said good luck!" Ace huffed out

"Eh?! That doesn't seem that bad?!" Ruby was scratched her head at it. On homeworld it was a normal thing that Ruby managers do to tell apart the weak from the strong

"You don't call that bad!" Each of the boys hissed

"What! Where I come from its normal!"the gem looked back at the memories with a bit of anxiety

"We still have the Garp issue" Sabo said with great fear

Ruby thought hard about this; what would commander do?

The gem snapped her fingers with a new idea "I got it! We should fuse! The gem then quickly realized who she is with "Ah no wait your not rubies or even gems for that matter, forget it"

"No wait! What's do you mean "fuse"?!" Ace was literally willing to do anything to get that crazed maniac away from here

"Oh really you want me to explain?! Umm well it when two or more gems of the same type come together to make a giant version of themselves"

"Let's do it!"

"HUH!

"YAAA GIANT MAN!" Luffy excitedly jumping around

"You don't get it! Gems can't fuse with humans!"

"Why not?!"

"Well! It's ummm?!" Ruby exhaled; humans don't get gem biology do they?

"Ok let me explain. I am a gem. What you see is right now is a projection of my being. my actual form is the gem on my hand" she tapped her gem stone on the front of her hand

"What?" Luffy cocked his head in straight confusion

"What I think Ruby is trying to say is that she is a magical flashlight"

" I don't see how being a flashlight having to do with this" Ace looked at Sabo with a glare of confusion

Ruby began to pull her hair out of frustration for out of the stupidity and persistence of the humans "Uggghh OK! Human I have no clue what a "flash light" is but we can't fuse together because your organic! You need a body made of light in order to get with other gems to be huuugeeee GET IT!"

"Nope! Let's try to be a giant man!"

" ugggh FINE ILL DO IT! ITS NOT POSSIBLE FOR YOU THOUGH!What you need to do is get in sync mentally, physically, and emotionally. Literally every part of you must be thinking of the same thing and every part of you must not miss a single beat!"

"Let's do it !"Luffy grabbed Ace's and Ruby's hand then he immediately ran back grabbed Sabo

"Sooooo how do we sync?"

"Well me and my squadron usually get in a stack or a pyramid and we think of a foe to take down and BOOM!"

Luffy then proceeded to climb on to Ruby's head and made himself at home on her Afro. While with the mutual agreement of Sabo; Ace climbed onto his shoulders and the four of them formed a square type of pyramid

"Nothing's happening?!"Luffy sighed

"Well duh you aren't gems! I told you!

"Does this fusion thing even exist?!" Ace snapped

"YES IT DOES YOU IDIOT! ITS AS COMMON AS-AS AS THESE TREES! ASKING A GEM THAT THEY CANT FUSE IS LIKE ASKING A HUMAN IF THEY CANT BREATHE!" Ruby pissed off as ever threw off the whole square human block off of her walk away and sit on a corner with the ground catching on fire

" stupid humans saying fusion not real OF COURSE IT REAL RAAAGGHH" fire started flare up beneath her feet and the blaze beneath her started to consume her whole; she wanted to burn the whole world just because of stupid galaxy face saying that. In that sparing match she will beat his face in so hard that he will look like a "frog"!

"You really pissed her off!" the blonde was honestly impressed how Ace managed to pull a new record to basically pissing off everyone he meets

"Do you think we can roast meat on her?" Luffy began to drool

"Probably maybe to well done or medium rare?" Sabo began drooling as well until he realized that it was gross and quickly snapped out of it " Well Ruby's plan didn't work maybe we should all come up with ideas to survive Garp"

"I really wanted to be huge though" the boy sighed

"Oh please we can get that crazed maniac out of here without that fusion-bull" confidently said Ace

From the hut the leader of the bandits saw a raging fire outside and she wanted it put out! It could set their hut a blaze and she spent forever trying to make this place look sort of presentable " DOGRA PUT OUT THAT FIRE!" Dandan commanded

"ON IT" the bandit as fast as he can grabbed a bucket of ice water and dumped in on the fire and to his shock the square girl was that remains with steam coming off of her

"-AND HE SAID I CANT FUSE! UUUUUUUHHH YOU KNOW WHAT STAR MAPED SNARKY PEBBLE BRAINED-Y-Y-you HEY I AM NOT ON FIRE ANYMORE!" She tried getting back to her blazing anger but all came out was steam

Dogra was sort of shocked of the square; he was used to their leaders fits of rage but the square fits was literally explosive

"Ummm are you alright?"

"WHAT DO YOU THINK!"

" I just want you to not set any fires!"

" STUPID ACE SAID I CANT FUSE! OF COURSE I CAN FUSE AUUURGH WHAT PART OF GEM THING DOES HE UNDERSTAND! I LITERALLY SAID HE CANT DO IT BUT NOOOO HE KEPT PRESSING AND PRESSING AND THEN CALLED ME A LIAR!" Ruby began to light ablaze again but Dogra ran to a well and then dumped water on the gem again

"NO SETTING FIRES!"

Ruby took a deep breath and steam came out of her nose

"Okay Fine! WAIT LUFFY AND SABO NEED PROTECTING FROM GARP! THANK YOU HUMAN FOR REMINDING ME!"Ruby ran as fast as she could towards the bunch

"RUBY! You came back!"

"Are you done burning everything to the ground" Ace remarked

"I am only here to protect Luffy and Sabo from this new threat I can beat your face in later!" Ruby huffed out with the ground beneath her feet slightly smoking, she was fighting every urge just to bury that snarky pebble to the ground

" Ok! Soo anyone have suggestion about how to survive Garp"

"Let's lure him away with a donut!" blurted out Luffy

"What's a "donut"?" The gem was again confused with another human term

"How are we going to get a donut from here!"

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Hi Guys GUESS WHO IS LATE! Yup anyways I was caught up on finales BUT NOW I AM FREEEEEEEE! My updates cooouuullddd be patchy because I actually want to be lazy for once orrrr maybe not idk. I COULD REALLY USE A BETA PLS SOMEBODY ANYONE because I am a sort of a rookie writer annnd I don't want the whole fandom to burn me alive (I literally force my mom and sister to read this even though none of them watch onepiece)hehehehehehehheheh anyways since your still writing my writer blabble WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS THINK OF AN ASLR FUSION (even though I would never implement it because I would use that soooo many time and I don't want to rely on that because it would stunt something) REVIEWS I NEED BRUTAL CRITISM TO IMPROVE