Characters:
Erin 'Republic of Ireland' O'Murdach
Arthur 'England' Kirkland
Anne Boleyn
King Henry Tudor VIII of England

Summary; Arthur goes to Ireland to say something very important


Ireland, 2007

"What the actual fuck, Anne?" Arthur yells.

"I know!" Erin says.

"Honestly!"

"She could have done so much better."

"Exactly!" Arthur exclaims.

"Marrying that fat bastard."

"Oy, watch it!"


Quick explanation;
In 1533, King H-8 fucked British religion up to divorce his first wife, Catherine of Aragon.
Irish people were a bit pissed, and when King H-8 married his second wife, Anne Boleyn, Irish people were slagging the royal relationship off.
In 2007, Irish government was having trouble picking through all the Irish/British laws making up their constitution, so they had a clear out.
5,782 useless laws were scrapped, including the law above

Random headcannons;
Erin is Catholic, and has always been against the H-8/Boleyn marriage
I feel like Arthur would also be kind of pissed about the religion split in Britain. Is he Catholic or Protestant? Gah, he doesn't bloody know.

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