Chapter 2: Taro – Dodge

April 10th, 2017 - Monday - Sunny weather- Cherry Blossom blooming season ends in two days

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I don't know why, but I had decided to sleep in today and leave for school only when I had to.

I can't stand getting up early, especially not like my best friend, Budo Masuta. The guy gets up at like, five o clock in the morning every day! All to do his early morning exercises!

What kind of a crazy person does that?

I yawned as I checked my phone and, sure enough, Budo had texted me this morning.

TARO.

WAKE UP.

JOIN ME ON MY JOG.

,,\(owo )

It was sent to me at five fifteen this morning. I checked the time now, it was already seven fifteen. Oh darn, I can't go jog, I missed it. As I got dressed this morning, I couldn't help but just appreciate my life. I live a nice comfortable life with my parents as an only child. I don't have any crazy, (except Budo) childhood friends.

I sure as hell don't have any number of girls chasing after me, all vying for my attention and love. I honestly don't envy Budo, he can have all of the crazy girls trying to capture his heart.

Even if I know he is too dense to know that all the girls chasing him actually want to be his girlfriend and are not following him to be trained by him.

I smiled to myself as I lazily left my home, egg on toast in hand as I left for school this morning. No little sisters to control my life, no crazy Tsundere girl to beat me up, no crazy athletic girl trying to gain my attention…

No stress.

And as I walk to school, alone, I also can't help but feel like… I dodged a bullet.

Like if I had left for school early like Budo asked me to, I could have been greeted with something that could have destroyed my life.

With a shrug I left for school, munching happily on my toast.

I am so glad my life is so nice.

AN: Meta humor is best humor