This night was a celebratory night! Ruby and her brothers finished building a new base to live in and now can depend on themselves for survival.
Ruby was sitting on a log watching Ace, Sabo, and Luffy 'dancing' .She didn't quite understand the purpose of 'dancing' to her it makes them look like idiots.
Luffy was jumping up and down trying to get Ruby's attention"RUBY COME DANCE WITH US!"
"NO! IT LOOKS STUPID!"
"COME ON ITS REALLY FUN!"
"NO!"
"WATCH" Luffy to do another weird dance movement "YOUR MISSING OUUUTTT!"
"THE ANSWER IS NO!"
The boy puffed his cheeks out "RUBY'S A WIMP!"
"I'M NOT" Ruby got up from the log and came to the boys; she was going to do what they were doing!
She didn't have a clue where to start! If no one is instructing her then she would have to observe and learn! She saw the boys doing spins and hopping maybe that was 'dancing'
She made a step to the left and made an awkward spin. She quickly observed the humans to make the best possible move; Luffy was raise one fist up while the the other fist down and then made them swap positions where the fist was down before it was up and the other had gone down, Ace was doing the exact thing Luffy was doing but was marching in place and Sabo was doing the same movement as Luffy.
Thinking she has gathered enough information Ruby began to get a beat of what 'dancing' is and began to 'dance' her way. It was really fun doing unorganized movements!
Ruby was doing a twirl but unfortunately a stone on the ground made her trip right on Luffy. Unexpectedly the human interlocked his arms with her's, now they were twirling together! It's was even better dancing together! She couldn't help it but to join in Luffy with his joyful laughter.
They were spinning around without a care in the world; they didn't even notice the light radiating from Ruby's gem engulfing them both.
Ace and Sabo's mouths gaped wide open in shock after the light faded away
"Hey why did you guys stop dancing?"
"Umm... Luffy? Ruby? or both? Oh god"
"What do you mean both?" Luffy tried to pick up his sandal that fell off some how, he tried putting it back on but it wasn't fitting. Wait when did gems wear shoes? Wait when was he ever a gem?! When was Ruby ever human! The both of them looked down at themselves
"... WHAT THE HELL IN BLUE DIAMONDS NAME!" The fusion then swapped to a lower pitched tone
"THIS IS SO COOOOOLLLL!"
The rubyish voice returned "HOW COULD I FUSED WITH A HUMAN!"
"WHO CARES WE'RE HUGE NOW!"
"THIS IS ALL KINDS OF WRONG!"
"COME ON YOU GOTTA ADMIT THIS IS COOL!"
"NO IT ISNT HUMAN!" The fusion got up from the ground and began screaming and running in circles
Then paused for a brief moment, turned around and looked at Ace with its four eyes and gave a big grin "FUSION IS REAL YOU CLOD!" "Wait what's a clod?" "Who cares it sounds insulting." "Ya your right! PHAHAHAHA CLOD!" The fusion was rolling on the ground laughing at the really weird joke
Ace couldn't believe his eyes; one moment Luffy and Ruby were dancing and the next that-whatever that thing is appeared. He feels like he needs to be the one sitting on the stump and think about his life choices!
Sabo ran over to Luffy-Ruby in awe "THAT'S AMAZING! What does it feel like?"
"I-I don't know? Umm.. Ummmm" the top pair of eyes began to sweat the fusion began to grow really nervous. it burst apart leaving Luffy and Ruby
"THAT WAS AWESOME! RUBY WHY DID YOU SPLIT US UP!"
"I DON'T KNOW I JUST- I FELT SO ALIVE AND THEN REALLY NERVOUS AND THEN-" the gem collapsed on the ground
Luffy, Sabo, and Ace surrounded Ruby confused
Luffy shook Ruby hoping to get an answer "Square? Oi Square?!" the boy noticed the gem snoring "I think she's sleeping?"
"What?! Ruby never sleeps?" Ace looked at Ruby and his jaw dropped "Holy crap? She is!" he did a double take
"Why would Ruby be sleeping though? She even calls it 'being helpless'!" Sabo was tapping his foot up and down trying to figure this out
"Maybe we should wake her up and ask!"
"No Luffy that's rude! We just have to ask tomorrow morning!"
"Alright!" Luffy sighed
The next morning the three of them woke up to notice Ruby was gone; the three of them climbed down the clubhouse to notice all the trees around them had black cresents burned on them
Sabo went up to inspect the trees and noticed scorched footprints on the ground, he looked closer at the tree and noticed that all the black crescents were bite marks. Only one thing can make those kind of bite marks but it doesn't make any sense!
Ace was growing impatience "ANY CLUES TO WHERE RUBY IS SABO?"
"YA! RUBY APERENTLY LIKES EATING TREES"
"YOUR JOKING!"
"THESE MARKS WERE BURNED ON! DO YOU KNOW ANYONE ELES WHO BURNS EVERYTHING?!"
"Maybe its a dragon with the munchies!"
Ace gave Luffy a hard pound to the head "ITS RUBY YOU IDIOT!" Ace took a deep breath trying to gather his cool again "Something is definitely up with square!"
The three of them set out on the hunt for Ruby; they followed the trail of scorch marks that eventually lead up to the oddest thing that the brothers have seen.
Ruby was trying to eat everything around her and was shouting at the top of her lungs I am going to be king of the pirates!
Luffy stomped over and gave the gem a good wack on the head "NO I AM!YOU BUTT"
"-wait what? Where am I? HOW COME ITS NOT NIGHT ANYMORE!" The gem then felt a heavy pain in her stomach "ugggggh what did I just do?
"You were acting like a psycho" Ace and Sabo nonchalantly said
Ruby ran to the corner to vomit " All I remember is fusing with the human and then he was yelling at me"
"You don't remember acting like an mentally deranged person?!"
"whats mentally deranged?"
Sabo took a deep breath "We got you a dictionary for a reason Ruby. look it up"
Ruby sat herself on the ground and took a deep breath " what me and the human did; it wasn't normal fusion. I don't know how describe it! There was pounding in somewhere and everything inside me and Luffy felt like it was moving AND JUST SO MANY THINGS I CANT EXPLAIN!" Ruby felt something was missing, she didn't know what but she needs to put something on her head
"Ruby what are you doing?" Luffy tried to suppress his laughter of Ruby putting rocks on her head
"I am searching for something to put on my head"
"Why?"
" I don't know? I just don't feel right without something on my head I don't know why!" the gem took a deep huff "I mean I feel- I feel ridiculous without something on my head! AUUUUGGGHH!" The gem looked over to Luffy; something tells her to put him on her head
"That feels better" Ruby was quite relieved that the wrongness has gone away as soon as she put something on her head
Luffy was happily bouncing up and down in Ruby's hair "This is fun!"
"Ruby put Luffy down! Your spoiling him!" Ace huffed while crossing his arms
"Don't feel like it"
"What do you mean you feel like it?!"
"It means he stays on my head! Idiot!"
" You wanna go!"
"YA LETS SETTLE THIS!"Ruby was just about ready to give galaxy face a punch to the face
Sabo quickly got in between the two "NO FIGHTING! Ruby remember Luffy is on your head!"
"Oh right"
"We all can come up with a peaceful compromise! Ruby! You said you needed something on your head right!"
"Ya"
"I think I have a solution"
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With all of his might Sabo jammed a bucket on Ruby's head `"Until we get you a real hat; a bucket will have to do for now"
"Pfffttt looking great Square" Ace and Luffy couldn't help laughing at Ruby's hair trying to escape its bucket prison
"STOP LAUGHING AT ME!" Ruby immediately looked over to Sabo who was trying to hide the laugh
"PFTTttt you gotta admit you do look kinda ridiculous!"
"UGGGHhh where can I find a hat!"
"There is bound to be some at the terminal" Sabo immediately covered his mouth trying not to laugh
Ruby with all her restraint decided not to burn her brothers alive "Thank you human!" the gem headed straight toward the terminal leaving a trail of scorch marks
The three brothers looked at each other
"We are not letting her go out in public like that right?"
Ace shrugged "Ya she'll get killed out there"
"RUBY WAIT UP!" Luffy dashed after the gem
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"I can't believe I let you clods come with me!" Ruby rummaged through one of the garbage mounds
Luffy's face immediately brightened "Heeeeey you used our fusion insult!"
"oh ya Luffy what was it like to have four eyes"
"ummmmmm well you see better annnnnnndddd it feels nice"
Sabo was scratching his head "Really? I thought it would be confusing?
"Whys that?"
"Well like-don't you guys struggle for control or something"
"Nah-well maybe for like a little bit but then Lufaru got the hang of it!"
"Lufaru?" Sabo cocked his head
"Ya it wasn't me and it wasn't Ruby! It was both"
Ace gave himself a face palm "Please you can come up with a name less stupid sounding then that"
"Your just jealous!"
"Guys shouldn't Ruby be part of the naming process" Sabo pointed his thumb at the gem digging deep in the garbage mound
"Oh right! RUBY WHAT SHOULD WE CALL OUR FUSION!"
Ruby pulled out a type of army helmet from the pile "GOT IT HAHA- HUH" Ruby looked over to the humans for a brief moment and all of a sudden the garbage hill collapsed burying the gem
Ruby swam through to the top holding the new hat in hand poking her head out of the heap "Why are we giving that thing a name?"
"Because he's cool that's why" Luffy said with all his pride
"You have a point human" Ruby thought long and hard about this; she never named something before; well what she and Luffy did was an experience almost like the time they swore to be brothers! They were meaningful but it did end up having bad side effects on her
"Sake"
"Sake?"Ace, Sabo, and Luffy all cocked their heads
"Yea! What me and Luffy did was meaningful like when we sworn to be brothers but it also had some undesired side effects on me!" The gem struggled to get herself out of the hill
"That is a good parallel" Sabo came over and help pull Ruby out
"But Lufaru sounds better!"
"Human that sounds ridiculous"
"I agree!" Sabo and Ace raised their hand indicating their vote
Luffy gave a look of betrayal "Finnnnee 'Sake' it is!"
Ruby tried putting the army helment on her head but it wasn't fitting; the gem remembered the bucket that was jammed on to her head it was still there! Ruby with all her might tried to push the bucket off but it was staying!"Can someone help me get this foreign object out of my hair!"
"On it!" Luffy tried pulling the bucket but it was fighting to stay on the afro
"SABO! ACE! SQUARES HAIR IS FIGHTING BACK HELP!"
Ace walked over to the scene "Its hair how can it be fighting back!" the boy pulled the bucket-hair but it wasn't coming off. They were right! It was fighting back!
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The three boys were pulling the bucket with all their might while Ruby was gripping tightly onto a tree "COME ON MEN! ONE MORE PULL! WE CANT BE THIS WEAK!" with a final heave the bucket came off; with the sudden release of force all four of the brothers crashed into each other
Luffy poked his head out of the dog pile "Pffftttttt look at Ruby's hair!"
Ace and Sabo pulled themselves out the mound and gazed at Ruby's hair; It was literally was shaped like the bucket!
Ace just fell to the floor laughing "OH MY GOSH!SQUARE YOUR HAIR IT'S HILARIOUS! PHAHAHAH!"
"STOP LAUGHING!" Ruby quickly grabbed the army helmet to hide herself from any more shame
"But its funny how your hair can take shapes" Luffy began to pick his nose
"ITS NOT FUNNY TO ME!" The gem was quickly burning the ground with rising anger
"Hey Ruby I like the hat you found!" Sabo quickly intervened from the roasting of their little brother; little do they know Luffy walked away to pursue something
Ruby's flames quickly died down at the sudden compliment "Oh really?! Thank you!"
"GUYS I PISSED OFF ACE! HELP!" Luffy came out of no where and hid behind Sabo and Ruby
" WHAT DID YOU DO?"
" I PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE AND CALLED HIM GALAXY FACE!"
"WHY"
"I DON'T KNOW! I JUST DID IT!"
Sabo put his hand on his chin and thought about it "I think there is a side effect to both of you fusing"
Before ether Luffy or Ruby could say anything they spotted Ace in the distance; they bolted like lighting
"LUFFY YOUR DEAD!" Ace was charging straight at them with a rage of a thousand suns
The blonde looked at Ace in the distance; there was an actual bruise mark on his cheek; Luffy actually landed a good hit! Sabo immediately followed after Ruby and Luffy dashing towards the woods in hope of survival from the raging monster that was their brother
"COME BACK HERE YOU COWARDS!"
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Hi guys TIS I THE AUTHOR! THE SURPRIZE WAS A LUFFY/RUBY DRAWING. And I will definatly draw a fusion between the other brothers; I imagine a fusion between Ace and Ruby to be on more of the sugilite side where its too hot to handle or a really polite beast and Sabo would be an opal where it would be silence and balanced or like sardonyx where they are bit showy but a bit more "david bowie?or 80's music? Anyways I can explain why Ruby and Luffy fused; its Luffy's devil fruit or devil fruit in general my connector theory is this; devil fruit are a type of corrupted gem so fusion between devil fruit eaters is definatly possible but it has a side effect; a little bit of their soul goes to the other partner so the partner briefly exibits behavior of their partner; like if Ruby fuses with lets say Sabo she would call up a person randomly and then five seconds in the call she hangs up and Sabo would be raging over little thing and regardless of him know the name of a friend would call them Human; Devilfruit fusion also causes a 1/5 chance of getting nausea for ether partner. Sorry if this chapter isn't fun enough I would really love a beta like I need one BAAAAAAAD My sister and mom reads this before it gets out and they don't even watch one piece PLEASE A BETA. I am going to take a break from ASLR for about a week to recharge creative energy because my brain literally does not want to work with me and I want to do original stuff!
