Disclaimer: I don't own total drama, duh.
Warning: this fan fic contains, explicit swearing, some sexually suggestive content, some hopefully not too offensive content, the over use of fan made characters, and a lack of story. This ain't your fathers fan fic.
Pairings: The ones from the actual show and some obvious ones
…...
Episode two: the first challenge.
…...
The episode began with Chris who was standing on a not very well built dock that was the dock of shame.
"welcome back to big bad total drama island, today see as a hundred and thirty-two contestants battle it out for the million, who will win it, who will not, find out on, BIG BAD TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"
…...
Theme song
…...
Chris, Chef, Alan, and Scruffy were in Chris's office huddled around the microphone for the announcements, Chris and Chef were giggling, Alan had a distraught look on his face, and Scruffy just stood there eating potato chips. Chris hushed them as he placed an air horn next to the microphone, and pushed the button.
…...
Meanwhile in White cabin Gwen was sleeping peacefully, then the air horn went off, and she fell out of bed on top of Tina.
Over the intercom Chris and Chef were laughing. "Good morning campers time for the first challenge, change into your swim suits and meet me in front of the cabins."
"Great," said Gwen in annoyance.
…...
Everyone was standing in front of the cabins waiting for Chris, wearing their bathing suits. Soon enough Chris arrived.
"good morning campers did you sleep well.' said Chris. He then burst out laughing. A stone came flying past his head. "Hey who threw that?"
The camera panned over to show Carrie with a stone in her hand, and Sid, Reginald, and Ulrich restraining her.
"I'll get you Chris!" said Carrie.
"Anyway time for your first challenge!" announced Chris.
"Um excuse me Chris, shouldn't we eat breakfast first?" said Lindsay. She was met scattered agreements from the crowed.
"You won't want to when you see this challenge." said Chris, he then let out a small chuckle.
…...
The scene changed to the cliff. At the bottom there was a boat with the word 'winners' on it and a ring of buoys. On the beach there was a sigh marked losers.
"Welcome to the first challenge!" announced Chris.
Courtney looked around a little confused. "wait, isn't this the first challenge from the first season?"
"The very same." said Chris.
"Why are we doing this challenge again?" said Courtney, aggravated.
"Well because we began to run out of funding and so we had to kind of bring back some of the old challenges from past seasons, with a few changes." explained Chris.
"Of course." said Courtney.
"Okay if there are no more questions I would like to explain the rules." said Chris "the rules are simple, just jump off the cliff and try to make it into the safety zone, one teammate equals one point. Unlike last time you cannot refuse to jump every member of your team has to jump. The team with the least amount of points loses and has to vote someone off. Red team you're up first."
Alejandro, Heather, Cameron, Sapphire, Willow, Hugo, Matt, Collette, Jo, Brick, and Lightning walked up to the edge off the cliff.
"Whoa," said Hugo.
"I swear it's farther to the bottom than last time." said Heather.
"Well what doesn't kill us can only make us stronger." said Collette. She then jumped off the cliff and made it to the safety zone.
"Oh no, you're not going to show me up." said Jo. She jumped off the cliff and made it.
"mvp!" screamed Lightning as he jumped off the cliff and made it. The three then swam up to the boat marked winners.
Brick nervously inched toward the edge. "Here we go." He jumped off but didn't make it. He swam to the beach marked losers.
…...
Confessional:
Jo. "Hah! that'll teach Collette to show me up."
Collette. "Yeah, Jo has the skill of a bag of bricks."
Lightning. "MVP!"
Cameron. "I'm honestly concerned about Lightning I think that lightning bolt that struck him might have fried his brain cells."
Lightning. "MVP!"
…...
Heather looked down from the cliff. "Crap," she then jumped off but didn't make it.
Alejandro looked down and smiled. "Easy," he jumped off and made it.
Cameron looked down and gulped; he jumped off but didn't make it.
"If I make it out of here alive, Chris is a dead man" said Sapphire. She then jumped off but didn't make it "crap!"
"Hugo, Matt, Willow you're up next!" announced Chris.
Hugo looked over the edge and gulped.
"Oh come on already!" said Matt. He pushed Hugo off the cliff, who missed the safety zone, then jumped off himself and made it. "Ha ha loser!"
Back on the cliff Willow walked up to Chris. "Chris may I have a word with you."
"Crap," said Chris in mild annoyance.
Willow continued. "You're still avoiding the question, why are you…" Chris pushed her off the cliff but she misses the safety. "You… you barbarian!"
"Only five red team members made it." announced Chris. "Blue team your next."
Billie, Gerome, Ezekiel, Sierra, Blaineley, Charlie, Steve, Oscar, Pete, Keith, and Lazlo walked to the edge of the cliff.
Billie looked nervously over to Gerome. "Um, Gerome you want to jump together?"
Gerome looked at her and blushed "sure,"
They both jumped and made it.
Ezekiel jumped off but doesn't make it.
"This is for you Cody!" yelled Sierra. Cody averted eye contact. She jumped and made it.
"Well I guess you can't fight the power of love." said Chris.
Blaineley ran off the cliff but didn't make it.
"Um…" started Chris.
"hereicomeblainley!" yelled Charlie as he jumped off. He made it.
"Oh," stated Chris.
"I don't think I can do this." said Steve nervously.
"Don't worry Steve I've got your back." said Oscar.
"Thanks man." said Steve. They both jumped and made it.
…..
Confessional:
Oscar. "It will be fun using Steve as a pawn. I think I'll keep him till the merge."
…...
"Oh this isn't going to end well." said Pete. He jumped and landed smack dab on the winners boat. "I was right." said Pete in pain.
Keith jumped off, squealing in joy, and made it.
"Hey if that little freak can do it why can't I." said Lazlo. He then jumped but didn't make it.
"And Keith makes eight, Blue team your safe, next team Green." announced Chris.
Duncan, Noah, Justin, Isaac, Miguel, Ben, Kurt, R.J., Emerald, Natasha, and Tommy walked up to the edge of the cliff.
Natasha shook nervously, Tommy placed a hand on her shoulder she stopped shaking and blushed.
Duncan walked back then ran forward, jumped off the cliff and made it. "Let's see you do better Noah!"
Noah sighed jumped off and made it.
Justin jumped off the cliff made it and smiled making most of the female cast giggle and blush.
Isaac jumped off and made it. He looked up at the rest of the team. "C'mon the waters fine."
Miguel shrugged, He looked at Sapphire who was on the beach and flexed for her.
"Oh no," said Sapphire as she averted her eyes.
Miguel jumped off and made it.
"Alright let's do this." said Ben as he prepared to jump, but he fell asleep and fell off the cliff. He didn't make it.
Kurt dived off the cliff and made it.
RJ sighed and jumped off and made it.
"Come on Emerald the waters fine." said Isaac.
Emerald blushed and jumped off but didn't make it.
Tommy jumped off and made it. He climbed onto the boat and hi-fived his teammates.
"Oh herre" said Natasha. She jumped and made it.
"Alright Natasha!" said Duncan in approval.
Natasha swam up to the boat; Tommy helped her onto the boat and she blushed. "Oh, um… tack, uh, I mean thank you Tommy."
"And Natasha makes nine! Green team your safe, Yellow team your next!" announced Chris.
Mitch, Greg, Lindsay, Dawn, Albert, Gilbert, Hector, Dakota, Laura, Will, and Alice walked to the end of the cliff.
"Alright let's do this!" exclaimed Mitch. He then jumped off and made it.
Greg jumped and made it. Lindsay and Dawn jumped, but didn't make it.
"Right, here we go." said Albert nervously as he jumped and made it.
Gilbert jumped but didn't make it.
"Whatever," sighed Hector. He walked off the cliff and didn't make it.
"This is insane." said Dakota.
"Oh quit your whining." said Chris and pushed her off, she made it.
Laura jumped, cried as she fell and didn't make it.
Will charged off the cliff with his fake sword. "For Yellow army!" he made it.
"Piece of cake." gloated Alice. She jumped and made it.
"Yellow your safe with six points. Next team White." announced Chris.
Gwen, Courtney, Lewis, Scott, Nikolas, Josh, G-man, Hyde, Tina, Samson, and Carlos walked up to the cliffs edge.
Gwen groaned and jumped and made it.
"I'm not doing this." stated Courtney.
"Yes you are." said Chris as he pushed Courtney off the cliff.
Courtney didn't make it into the safety zone. She popped her head out of the water and spit out some water. "Chris you jackass!"
Chris and Lewis stood on the cliff laughing. Chris glanced at Lewis and pushed him off the cliff too. "Man I love my job." He said as he wiped a tear from his eye.
Scott and Hyde jumped and didn't make it. Nikolas, Josh and G-man jumped and made it.
Tina stood on the cliff and shook her head. "Hell no, I'm not doing it."
"C'mon do you want your team to lose?" said Chris.
"Don't care." said Tina.
"Too bad." said Chris as he pushed Tina off the cliff. She didn't make it to the safety zone.
"I can't do it." said Sampson inching away from the cliff.
"Don't worry Sammy I'll help you." said Carlos as he picked up Samson. He jumped off with him and they both made it.
"White team you're safe with six, Black team you're up next." announced Chris.
Izzy, Bridgette, Geoff, Crystal, Christopher, Frank, Jimmy, Dominic, Sven, Julie, and Sam walk up to the cliff's edge.
Izzy whooped maniacally and jumped off cliff. She made it.
"Alright, ready babe?" Geoff asked Bridgette.
Bridgette looked down at the water doubtfully. "Yeah I think…" Geoff grabbed Bridgette and they both jumped down and made it.
"I don't have to take this!" said Crystal.
"Yeah you do." said Chris and he pushed her off the cliff but she didn't make it.
The rest of team black jumped off the cliff. Christopher didn't make it. Frank makes it as does Jimmy and Dominic. Sven didn't. Julie made it but Sam didn't.
"Black your safe with seven. Orange teams you're up." announced Chris.
Cody, Owen, Yuki, Daniel, Elisa, Jason, Vic, Anne Maria, Staci, Leon, and Ginger walked to the cliff's edge.
Owen grabbed Cody and Leon. "Its go time!" he then jumped off the cliff but they didn't make it.
As Owen resurfaced he noticed everyone was glaring at him. "Oops sorry,"
Yuki jumped but didn't make it.
"This is insane!" said Daniel as Jason stood next to him and nodded.
"C'mon guys, are you losers? This is easy!" said Elisa. She jumped off, made it. "See?"
Jason and Daniel looked at each other and sighed. They jumped off, but didn't make it. "Easy is it!?" said Daniel mildly annoyed. Everyone then glared at Elisa.
Vic jumped off hooting happily, but didn't make it.
Anne Maria stepped up to the cliffs edge feeling high and mighty. "Let me show ya how a real winner does it." she said and then she jumped off, but didn't make it. "crap!"
"You know my great uncles niece uncles' wife's niece invented capitalism." Said Staci.
"Is that so." said Chris not really caring. He then pushed Staci off the cliff but she didn't make it.
Finally Ginger jumped off and made it. "Losers!"
"Orange team you're in the dog house with only two points, oh and Red your safe now, Pink you're up next." announced Chris.
Katie, Sadie, Zach, Gregory, Kat, Xena, Ron, Delilah, Tim, Liz, and Flora walked to the cliffs edge.
"Ok Sadie let's do this." said Katie with a hint of nervousness.
Sadie was shaking nervously. "Okay," they both jumped off, and made it.
Zach sighed and jumped off and made it, as does Gregory who sighed in relief.
"c'mon Xena." said Kat.
"Right," said Xena nervously. They jumped off and they both made it.
Ron jumped off with his usual look of indifference and made it.
Delilah jumped off but didn't make it.
Tim and Liz were arguing and jumped off but didn't make it.
"Oh great, look what you did." said Tim to his sister.
"What I did! look what you did." said Liz to her brother.
Flora jumped off and screamed on her way down. She didn't make it.
"Ok Pink your safe, Gray your next." announced Chris.
Tyler, Trent, Gidget, Jeff, Bill, Ashton, Zavier, Xavier, Alex, Hank, and Cory walked to the cliffs edge.
Alex stood in front of his team and prepared to speak. "Okay team it's our first challenge, don't stress out too much, we only need three points to make it but that doesn't mean dont try your best. Always try your best."
"Yawn," said Gidget.
"Now let's win this!" finished Alex.
"Woo hoo!" Cheered Tyler. He rushed past Alex, jumped off, and landed face first onto the boat.
Alex looked down at Tyler. "Well at least he's got spunk."
…...
Confessional:
Alex. "I really think I'm reaching out to my team, I really seem to reach out to Tyler more. He may be accident prone but he's got a good heart."
Tyler. *he has a black eye and is whimpering.*
Gidget. "Yeah, Tyler and Alex are idiots. Not like my Geoff." *she swoons.*
…...
Trent jumped off the cliff, counted to nine as he fell and landed in the safety zone.
Gidget walked up to the edge and looked down at Geoff. She winked at him, Bridgette saw this and scowled. Gidget jumped and made it.
"No way Chris man no way." said Jeff.
"Too bad," said Chris as he pushed Jeff off the cliff. He didn't make it.
Bill jumped and made it.
"Please no please." said Ashton franticly.
"What's the problem?" said Chris, a little annoyed.
"I have hydrophobia." said Aston almost stuttering.
"Isn't that rabies." asked Hank.
"What? No it's a fear of water!" said Aston.
"That's aquaphobia, hydro phobia is the fear of drinking liquids, a symptom of rabies." said Hank.
"Still," said Chris taking advantage of the distracted Ashton and pushed him off the cliff. He didn't make it.
Hank then jumped off but didn't make it.
Zavier, Xavier, Alex, and Cory jumped off and made it.
"Cory makes eight your safe, Orange is still on the chopping block. You're up Brown." announced Chris.
Eva, Beth, Todd, Bud, Ashley, Amanda, Wendy, Oswald, Marley, Erica, and Dia, walked to the end of the cliff.
"c'mon wimps." said Eva as she jumped off the cliff and made it.
Beth and Todd groaned and jumped off. Neither made it.
Bud, Ashley, Amanda and Wendy jumped and made it.
"Wait, Orange team had two points, at this point we have five, why do the rest of us have to jump?" said Oswald trying to get out of work.
"Because I said so." said Chris. He pushed Oswald off the cliff. He didn't make it.
"Whoa," exclaimed Marley as she fell off the cliff and landed with a loud 'WHOP'. She didn't make it to the safety zone.
"I better come out of this alive McLean." said Erica.
"Hey so far everybody who's jumped lived right? Now jump!" said Chris.
She shook her head and jumped. She made it to the safety zone.
Finally Dia jumped and didn't make it.
"Brown your safe, Purple your next." announced Chris.
Harold, Leshawna, Joe, Patrick, Reginald, Walter, Ulrich, Richard, Jessica, Carrie, Sid walked up to the cliffs edge.
Harold and Leshawna jumped off and made it.
"I don't know if I can do this." said Joe. Chris pushed him off the cliff. He didn't make it.
Patrick jumped but didn't make it. He got on the boat and stood next to Leshawna then stared at her, breathing heavily.
"Please don't stand so close to me." said Leshawna. Patrick didn't respond, just stared.
Reginald and Ulrich jumped and made it. Walter jumped but didn't make it.
"No," said Richard sternly.
"c'mon jump." said Chris.
"No," repeated Richard.
"Have it your way." said Chris. He pushed Richard off the cliff. He didn't make it.
Richard resurfaced and spit out some water. "McLean you bastard I am suing you!" he screamed.
Chris just laughed and pulled out a contract. "Not going to happen."
"I'm not jumping, my hair will get wet." said Jessica.
Carrie screamed and then rammed into Jessica. They both fell off the cliff. They didn't make it.
"You bitch," said Jessica in a fit.
Finally Sid jumped and made it.
Chris then spoke up. "Ok, Purple your safe, Polka dot you're up, and Orange." he looked directly at Orange team. "If they get more than two points your going straight to the elimination ceremony."
A concerned look grew on their faces except for Leon who held back a slight smile.
D.J., Zoey, Adam, Dean, Quince, Vince, B, Mike, Isa, Bianca, and Monique walked to the cliffs edge.
"I'm sorry, I don't think I can do it.' said D.J. as he looked down.
"Don't worry big guy." said Zoey while patting D.J. on his back. "You don't have to if you don't want to." she then signaled Adam and B.
Adam and B grabbed D.J. and jumped off the cliff with him, all three made it.
Orange team just stood there with their mouths wide open.
"Well that was anticlimactic." said Chris. "Well Orange team looks like your screwed hahaha."
"Wait a minute." interrupted ginger. "You said all members of the team have to jump. It doesn't count."
"What difference does it make if they were to jump they still have three points." stated Chris. "Polka dots safe and orange teams screwed that's final. the challenge is over you may do as you please for the rest of the day and Orange team better make plans for the ceremony." Chris finished and left.
…...
After the challenge at red cabin Willow walked out of the cabin having just changed out of her swimsuit. She stomped off into the woods FURIOUS. After all, you know the old saying; hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. And Chris had scorned her. She stomped off into the woods trying to calm down and heaven help Ron if she ever spotted the beef jerky chomping redneck.
As she walked/stomped she spotted Jeff sitting cross legged a rock. She took a deep breath and walked toward him.
"How's it going Jeff?" asked Willow trying not to blush.
Jeff opened his eyes and looked at willow, he smiled and said. "Hey man."
"Hey," said Willow swooned by the fellow vegan.
"Man was that you stomping around the woods man?" asked Jeff.
"Yeah, it's that damn Chris. He won't hear me out." said Willow.
"That's a shame man, because you have some good ideas man." said Jeff.
"Really?" said Willow as she twirled her hair with her finger. Then she realized what Jeff said. "Wait how do you know my ideas are good we never exchanged ideas?"
"Because you're an eco warrior, man. All eco warriors have good ideas man. Especially the beautiful ones man." said Jeff.
"Yeah well…" said Willow. Jeff then kissed her on the lips. She fought it at first but then gave in.
…...
Confessional:
Willow. *she's bright red blushing* *sigh* "isn't Jeff just the best, he's dreamy, he cares about the environment! I think I'm in love."
Jeff. *Instead of his usual hunched over poster he's sitting up strait and checking his fingernails for dirt.* "pitiful, simply pitiful. Willow is simply the easiest person to manipulate believing were both 'eco warriors' although this is true I am an eco warrior, but I'm not the dim witted hippie she thinks I am. I'm not that dim witted, I got 2400 on my SAT."
…...
The scene changed to inside the orange cabin the boy's side. Here Daniel had gathered Elisa and Jason and was speaking to them.
"So you call us here for a reason?" said Jason mildly annoyed.
"I gathered you here because I need your help." said Daniel.
"With what?" said Jason still annoyed.
"Why voting someone off of course." said Daniel.
"Why should we help you?" said Elisa as she crossed her arms.
"Because last time I checked you're both on the chopping block." said Daniel. He looked at Elisa and Elisa looked down at her feet. "Elisa for that little thing you did on the cliff and Jason with your constant pranking."
The scene flashes back to Jason placing a bucket of water on top of the bathroom door, placing a woopie cushion on Gingers bed and the times he used his joy buzzer.
"If we were to form an alliance we could make it to the finals. So, are you with me?" said Daniel.
"I'm in." said Elisa without hesitation.
Jason was a little more hesitant. But he gave in. "I'm in but on one condition."
"And what would that be?" asked Daniel.
"I say we let Yuki join." said Jason.
"Any particular reason?" Asked Daniel with an eyebrow raise.
Jason blushed, looked at the ceiling and scratched his chin. "Well, having an extra vote is always handy."
"Very well then would you take the liberty of asking Yuki?" said Daniel.
"Yeah sure." said Jason, his mind on other things.
"Then it's settled were an alliance." said Daniel with a wide grin.
…...
Confessional:
Daniel. "It's all coming together soon I will decimate this game."
Elisa. "Ugh, Jason and Daniel are so lame! I just joined them because Daniel mentioned I wasn't a favorable member of the team. Sure there are some cannon fodder on this team that will probably be voted off before me but still, better safe than sorry."
Jason. "Man that Yuki's a real babe."
Ginger. "Crap, my team's first challenge and we fail. I didn't think I needed to start an alliance so soon. This messes with my plans hopefully it won't bite me in the butt."
…...
The scene changed to Ginger who was literally dragging Leon into the woods. When she figured they were far enough she let go.
"Now explain to me why you dragged to me out here in this god forsaken forest?" said Leon.
"I want you to join me in an alliance." said Ginger bluntly.
"And why should I join you?" said Leon.
"Because we are the smartest players in this game we could make it to the final two." said Ginger.
Leon was hesitant but he gave in. "fine as much as I hate it you're probably my only chance at this game."
"Good, so who should we vote off first?" said ginger.
"well first off, Daniel, Elisa, Jason, and Staci aren't favorable teammates for multiple reasons, Cody, Owen, Anne Maria, and Staci are threatening because they were on the game before so, and Vic and Yuki are likable, so our best choices would be Jason , Staci, Anne Maria, and Elisa." said Leon logically.
"So which one?" asked ginger.
"First we should probably get four more vote on our side so that way we have the majority." said Leon again logically.
"Like who?" asked Ginger.
"well….." said Leon then the scene changed.
…..
Night fell over the bonfire ceremony. The bonfire was lit a bright orange and it warmed the freezing night.
Chris was standing next to an oil drum; on the drum was a plate with ten tiki statue heads.
"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first annual big bad total drama island elimination ceremony, tonight one of you will be going home." Announced Chris as he lifted the plate with the tiki heads.
"Here on this plate are ten tiki statue heads one for each you, well except the one of you who's going home. If you receive a tiki head you safe, if you don't, well, you'll have to catch a ride on the boat of losers."
"Now then Yuki, Vic and Leon your safe." Announced Chris and he threw each of them a tiki head.
"Ginger, Jason and Owen you are also safe." they catch their tiki head. Owen started fiddling with the tiki head and pops the top of it off and a straw pops out. He then starts drinking out of the straw.
"mmm punch." said Owen.
"Cody, Daniel, and Anne Maria." He threw them their tiki heads.
"Elisa and Staci, this is the final tiki head." announced Chris. They both looked at each other with a worried look on their face.
"And the final tiki head goes to."
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Elisa." announced Chris and he threw her the tiki head.
"Yes," exclaimed Elisa.
Staci sat there with her mouth wide open. "What? me first again!?"
"Yeah sorry but you gotta go." said Chris.
Staci walked down the dock of shame and climbed onto the boat of losers. She noticed Haken piloting the boat and instantly cheers up. "Hakey!"
Haken turned and saw who climbed onto the boat. "No! not you again!"
Staci rushed up to Haken and hugged him. "Hakey did I ever tell you about my brothers' sister's mother's daughter invented roller skates."
The boat left the dock and you could hear Hakens tortured cries from the distance.
Chris watched the boat leave then turned to the camera. "well that concludes our first episode tune in tomorrow for more drama, more action only here at BIG BAD TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"
…...
The scene changes to outside the communal shower ginger walked out after showering drying her hair with a light blue towel only wearing a pair of sandals and a light purple robe. As she was drying her hair she glanced at the dock of shame and saw Leon with his hands behind his back standing there alone watching the lakes expanse. After a moment's hesitation she decided to join him.
"Wow that couldn't have gone better." said ginger.
"Of course not, we had eight votes on our side." said Leon in a monotone voice still watching the lake.
"Yeah, I didn't expect Cody and Owen to go along with us, let alone Daniel, hell I still can't believe we got Yuki, Elisa and Jason along with him." said Ginger.
"Yes but now we know that there is another alliance on our team." said Leon.
"And that means?" said ginger now bored with the conversation.
Leon turned and faced Ginger with a serious look on his face. "It means that we need to stick together and do everything we can do to stay in the game."
Ginger just rolled her eyes and said. "whatever," she turned around and headed toward the orange cabin.
Leon watched her leave and when she entered the cabin he turned back to the lake. "One down, a hundred and twenty-nine to go."
…...
End episode
…...
NEXT TIME. See as the 12 teams build a giant statue of Chris's head. Next time.
…...
Votes
Cody. "Ugh, I can't stand that girl Staci I'm going with Leon on this."
Owen. "I'm not sure I should vote for Staci she seems nice enough. But that Elisa is just mean."
Yuki. "Jason asked me to join an alliance with him and vote off Staci. I'm going to because that Jason's a hunk."
Daniel. "If everything goes according to plan then Staci shall be voted off and I will have a fifth member in my alliance."
Elisa. "Oh god I hope this works. I vote Staci."
Jason. "Staci's got to go. be a shame I never pranked her."
Vic. "that Elisa's just plain uncool man."
Anne Maria. "Just shut up girl just shut up." (Staci)
Staci. "My uncle's brother's sisters uncle invented the church. Also I vote for Elisa.'
Ginger. "So long bitch this is what you get for getting out of the house." (Staci)
Leon. "I would have thrown the challenge if it wasn't for that Owen ah but that doesn't matter now we still lost. I knew our team wouldn't win."
…...
Cody. Staci.
Owen. Elisa.
Yuki. Staci.
Daniel. Staci.
Elisa. Staci.
Jason. Staci.
Vic. Elisa.
Anne Maria. Staci.
Staci. Elisa.
Leon. Staci.
Ginger. Staci.
Staci: 8
Elisa: 3
…...
(teams)
…
Red team
Heather: the queen bee.
Alejandro: the arch villain.
Cameron: the wide eyed bubble boy.
Sapphire: The bitch.
Willow: the Animal rights activist.
Hugo: the voice of reason.
Matt: The jerk.
Collette: Gym girl.
Jo: take no prisoners jock-ette.
Brick: the cadet.
Lightning: the overachiever.
….
Blue team
Billie: The jealous girlfriend.
Gerome: The weird foreigner.
Ezekiel: the home school.
Sierra: the uber fan.
Blaineley: the one who's not supposed to be here.
Charlie: the Hyper guy
Steve: The nice guy.
Oscar: The controller
Pete: The movie buff
Keith: The weirdo.
Lazlo: The jersey boy.
…..
Green team
Duncan: the delinquent.
Noah: the high IQ.
Justin: the eye candy.
Isaac: 'Mr. Perfect.'
Miguel: The muscle.
Ben: The narcoleptic.
Kurt: The epic.
R.J.: the tomboy.
Emerald: the Total drama spy
Natasha: the shy Swede.
Tommy: the Silent guy.
…..
Yellow team
Mitch: The athlete.
Greg: The silent Latino mechanic.
Lindsay: the dumb princess.
Dawn: the moonchild
Albert: The scheming chef.
Gilbert: The deaf guy.
Hector: The Goth guy.
Dakota: the fame hound.
Laura: The annoying girl.
Will: The dedicated larper.
Alice: The acrobat.
…
White team
Gwen: the loner.
Courtney: the type A
Lewis: The fat sexist loser.
Scott: the devious.
Nikolas: The Italian Mafioso.
Josh: The conspiracy theorist.
G-man: The gangster.
Hyde: The boy with a secret.
Tina: The Hawaiian girl.
Samson: The computer nerd.
Carlos: The kind gay guy.
…..
Black team
Izzy: the psycho hose beast.
Bridgette: the surfer chick.
Geoff: the party dude.
Crystal: the Rich girl
Christopher: Over the top Christian.
Frank: The biker.
Jimmy: The bully.
Dominic: the Punk rocker.
Sven: the Lazy guy.
Julie: The unlucky in love cowgirl.
Sam: the nice guy gamer.
…
Orange team
Cody: the geek.
Owen: the lovable oaf.
Yuki: the Japanese tourist.
Daniel: The TV psychic.
Elisa: The cheerleader.
Jason: The prankster.
Vic: the Mellowed out rocker.
Anne Maria: the Jeresy shore reject.
Leon: The French antagonist.
Ginger: the Controller girl
…..
Pink team
Katie: the sweet girl.
Sadie: the sweet girls friend.
Zach: The know it all.
Gregory: The poet.
Kat: the Artsy girl.
Xena: the quiet girl.
Ron: theBlue collar guy.
Delilah: The French girl.
Tim: the bickering male twin.
Liz: The bickering female twin.
Flora: The nervous eater.
…
Gray team
Tyler: the accident prone jock.
Trent: the cool musician
Gidget: the Girl who lives in her swimsuit.
Jeff: The hippie?
Bill: the Cool skater dude.
Ashton: The pyro.
Zavier: The brit.
Xavier: The other brit.
Alex: The soccer team captain.
Hank: the Small fry.
Cory: the male model with a brain.
…..
Brown team
Eva: the female bully.
Beth: the wannabe
Todd: the nerd.
Bud: The sneak.
Ashley: the Female twin 1.
Amanda: the Female twin 2.
Wendy: the Crazy witch girl.
Oswald: The scam artist.
Marley: The anorexic girl.
Erica: The sarcastic chick.
Dia: The follower.
…..
Purple team
Harold: the dweeb.
Leshawna: the sister with a 'tude.
Joe: The panophobe.
Patrick: the Creepy stalker guy.
Reginald: The sports fanatic.
Walter: the Nerdy kid.
Ulrich: the Surfer dude.
Richard: the Rich guy.
Jessica: the fabulous girl.
Carrie: the angry girl.
Sid: the physiological Beach bum.
…
Polka dot team
D.J.: the brick house with a heart.
Zoey: the indie chick.
Adam: The cowboy.
Dean: the Disco fan.
Quincy: the Genuine psychic.
Vince: The easily annoyed.
B: strong silent genius.
Mike: the multiple personality.
Isa: the Punk rock girl.
Bianca: the Kind girl
Monique: the Streets girl
….
(employees)
Alan: The skirmish medic/ apprentice chef.
Scruffy: The mysterious janitor.
Bennett: The mentally disturbed D.J.
Haken: Boat of losers captain.
Jake: The womanizing intern.
Vanessa: The only intern that does a f***ing thing.
Alyx: The sleepy intern.
Eli: The Black Panther intern.
Arthur: The animal lover/aftermath commentator.
…..
(idols)
Tdi cast: Immunity plus a extra vote. (22 total)
Tdwt cast: Extra vote. (3 total)
Tdri cast: Immunity. (13 total)
Chris: Immunity plus a second effect.
Chef: A good meal cooked by chef.
Scruffy: Advantage in a challenge.
Alan: Idol head hint.
Bennett: Switch immunity.
Haken: The sole vote.
Jake: Extra vote.
Vanessa: Minus one vote from yourself.
Alyx: Choose whose vote doesn't count.
Eli: Switch vote.
…
(eliminated)
1rst. Staci: the compulsive liar.
….
My reason for having Staci eliminated was that I honestly had no real use for her, other than making up some lies for her to tell.
