Disclaimer: I do not own total drama some guy named McGinnis does. (or wait was McGinnis a batman beyond character?)

Warning: this fanfic contains the usual. Explicit swearing, some mildly sexual content (nothing too sexy), some possibly equally offensive content, a sadistic host the over use of fan made characters and some scheming. Yeah you probably shouldn't be reading this if you're under 17. But hell you're probably 8 years old so screw it.

Pairings: Heather/Alejandro, Gwen/Duncan, Lindsay/Tyler, Izzy/Owen, Bridgette/Geoff, Zoey/Mike, Dakota/Sam, Jeff/Willow. The others are a secret unless you read the last chapter.

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Big bad total drama island episode 3. Building block to a good alliance.

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The episode opens up on Chris standing on the dock waiting for the episode to begin.

"Last time on big bad total drama island; a hundred and thirty-two competitors sucked it up and went cliff jumping. After the challenge ginger came begging for Leon to help her get ahead of the game causing Staci to once again be the first to walk the dock of shame. Will Leon and Gingers alliance stand united?"

Chris pulled out a gingerbread house. "Or will it fall apart?" he then breaks the ginger bread house. "Find out here on the one and only BIG BAD TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

"Chris did you take my gingerbread house!" yelled Chef from off screen.

"Uh no." said Chris as he dumped the house into the lake.

(Theme song)

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(red cabin 7:00am)

It was quiet in the cabin.

"Don't talk to me that way!" yelled Sapphire.

"I'll talk to you any way I want to!" yelled Heather.

Yeah I lied.

Jo, Willow and Collette walked out of the cabin with their hands over their ears. "Jeez they can go at it." said Jo.

The red team boys then poked their heads out of the door. "What is it this time?" asked Alejandro.

"Beats me I think their just arguing for fun now." said Jo.

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(confessional)

Cameron. *the wall in the confessional is heavily singed.* "Sapphire and Heather have been fighting since they got on the island, I mean they go together like lit matches and gasoline, just natural enemies."

(end)

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Matt smiled and started making cat sounds "cat fight!"

"I can't take it anymore!" yelled Willow and she ran off into the woods.

He ran through the woods and into Jeff. I mean literally she ran into Jeff and the two fell over.

Willow looked up and saw she ran into Jeff. "Sorry,"

"It's cool man." said Jeff as he helped her stand up.

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(confessional)

Willow. "Jeff is so cute, plus he's an eco warrior like me, and together we could take down Chris! Oh it's all just so exciting."

(end)

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Meanwhile at blue cabin, Billie and Gerome were laying on the roof of the cabin talking.

Gerome was lying on his back, he turned to Billie. "Man I can't believe we stayed up all night." he said as he leaned on his elbows.

"Yeah," said Billie. They both blushed.

Gerome looked at Billie. He then went for a kiss, Billie let him and they kiss.

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(confessional)

Billie. She is jumping up and down excitedly. "I can't believe it me and Gerome. I mean I know I've only known him for three days but I think we have a real connection. I really think he'll last longer than my last boyfriends."

(end)

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(green cabin)

Everybody on the team were outside. The girls were sitting on the porch watching the boys watch Duncan and Miguel arm wrestle. Both boys struggled to beat the other.

"Getting tired yet?" said Miguel mockingly.

"In your dreams." said Duncan.

"How long have they been at it?" asked Justin to Isaac.

"Don't know I lost track an hour ago." said Isaac.

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(yellow cabin)

Gilbert and Albert were sitting on the porch, Albert was mouthing words to Gilbert. Gilbert just smiled and nodded.

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(confessional)

Albert. "Me and Gilbert have a plan on how to win this thing, you see were kind of like background characters, you see because we purposely try not to draw attention to ourselves and others will end up drawing attention to themselves and end up getting themselves voted off , it's not the best plan but it'll work."

(end)

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(white cabin)

G-man was sitting on the porch with Nikolas; they both were rubbing their temples.

"I can't take another second of it." said G-man in an almost monotone voice.

A few seconds later Carlos and Samson walked out of the cabin. "Hey you guys Josh is really going at it today huh?" said Carlos.

Nikolas shook his head in anger. "If he talks about the Watergate conspiracy one more time, diritto di pow nel baciatore!"

Scott walks out of the cabin covering his ears. "He's gotta go."

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(black cabin)

Christopher was sitting peacefully on the porch reading his bible. Unbeknownst to him Frank and Jimmy were creeping up behind him. Christopher had that feeling of being watched and turned around.

"Oh hello there my fellow black cabin inhabitants. Isn't today a great day to be on god's green earth?"

"Not for you it ain't." said Frank and him and Jimmy grabbed Christopher by the collar and dragged him away.

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Back at black cabin Sam was sitting in front of a TV playing play station. Don't ask me how he got the TV I'm in the dark. Well in any case Julie had spotted him from outside the cabin. She decided he was cute enough and decided to talk to him.

"Hey Sam." said Julie.

"hey," said Sam.

"what are you playing?" ask Julie surprisingly interested.

"medievil, it's a game were you play as sir Daniel fortesque an undead knight who goes on a quest to defeat the evil sorcerer zarok." explained Sam.

"well well well." said Jimmy as he and Frank walked into the cabin. "Looks like we've got a guy who likes video games."

Jimmy sat down next to Sam as did Frank. "now let me ask you something. Why are you playing such a gay game on the gay-station?" asked Jimmy as he swiped the controller out of Sam's hand getting Dan killed by the pumpkin serpent. "And why aren't you playing a real man's game like call of duty 4?"

"pfft call of duty. Only kids play that game." scoffed Sam.

Jimmy's eye twitches. "What did you say?" said Jimmy angrily.

"yeah only little kids play call of duty. Haven't you noticed that most of the voices in multiplayer we're prepubescent." said Sam.

And that was when Jimmy snapped. He grabbed Sam by his collar and dragged him out of the cabin. Julie tried to stop him but Frank held her back.

The scene changed with Sam and Christopher hanging from their briefs on the flagpole.

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(orange cabin)

Daniel was lying in his bunk smiling his first elimination ceremony and it was a success. He glanced over his alliance members Jason, Yuki, Elisa and Leon. He glanced over to Leon's bunk and saw that he wasn't there. He raised his brow and wondered where the French man went.

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(confessional)

Daniel. "Well every things coming together. I have control over two alliances with a grand total of seven members. Each of them are good cannon fodder. Jason pranks too much, Elisa's a bitchy cheerleader, Gingers a Grade A bitch and Leon keeps to himself and has no real friends in the game. and me? I'm at the bottom of the pecking order.

(end)

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(pink cabin)

Kat stretched out over her bunk and yawned. "morning everyone." she said.

"matin." said Delilah cheerfully.

Flora sat up in bed and looked at her stomach and sighed.

"Something the matter Flora?" asked Kat.

"No it's nothing I'm just… going to the mess hall and wait for breakfast." said Flora. She left in a hurry.

Kat watched as Flora rushed out of the cabin. She turned and looked at the others. "There's something wrong with her." said Kat and the other girls nodded.

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(gray cabin)

Everyone was lined up outside facing Alex who was standing on a small crate he found.

"Okay team." announced Alex. "I know we did good last challenge but let's not get cocky. Cockiness will just hold us back. Now then…" he stood silently and looked around. "Where's Jeff?" asked Alex.

"Don't know, he said he had to meet someone." said Zavier with a shrug.

"Yeah I think he's trying to hook up with Willow." said Xavier.

"what why?" cried out Alex.

"Well there both vegans so you know." said Gidget not giving a damn.

Alex slaps his forehead in aggravation. "Jesus are you kidding me we have to plan our strategy, and he's trying to woo a girl from the other team!"

"oh just leave him be. He's just a stupid hippie anyway." said Gidget.

"but were a team." said Alex. "we need to stick together."

"whatever." said Gidget rolling her eyes.

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(confessional)

Alex. "if that Jeff doesn't start contributing to the team he may find himself in deep trouble."

Gidget. "yeah Alex Is a moron."

(end)

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(brown cabin)

Ashley, Amanda, and Dia were sitting on one of the bunks having a conversation. From the other side of the cabin Wendy was watching them giggling and smiling and just having a good time in general. Wendy then looked down and sighed.

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(confessional)

Wendy. "since I tried to bite Dia my teammates have been very cold to me. I mean I feel really bad about it but I can't control it when I see a someone's life energy just shining i.i.i just." she crosses her arms around her chest and sighs sadly. "the only people here who's been nice to me is Alan and that guy from orange team Leon."

(end)

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(Purple cabin)

Joe was sitting outside with Sid, Reginald, Ulrich and Walter. Joe was resting his elbows on his knees and his head sadly resting in his hands. Sid was patting him on his back.

"I don't know man I just feel bad about what I did to make her mad." said Joe.

"don't worry man Carrie is just naturally pissed off at everyone and everything." said Sid.

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(confessional)

Ulrich. "recently Carrie has been extra pissy towards Joe because he knocked over her shampoo bottle. man that bitch is crazy!"

(end)

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(Polka dot cabin)

Everyone was sitting outside talking and having no real problems… although they could probably do with out Deans Disco fascination.

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(confessional)

Zoey. "so far everyone has been getting along with each other just fine, it's going to be hard voting someone off."

(end)

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While all these conflicts and interactions were happening the intercom crackled to life "wakey wakey eggs and bakey, it's time for breakfast." said Chris over the intercom.

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(mess hall 7:30am)

At breakfast everyone seemed to be eating gray waffles with black syrup.

Heather poked at her breakfast with her fork. The meal opened its eyes (all six of them) and hissed at her.

Chris walked into the mess hall talking to a delivery men. "alright cool just sign here?" asked Chris as the delivery man hands him a clipboard with a paper on it. Chris signs the paper and the deliveryman leaves.

Chris then turns to his attentions to the campers. "alright campers it's time for your next challenge, just follow me."

Chris then walked out of the mess hall with the campers following him.

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scene changes to the cabins, every body was standing in front of their teams cabin, Chris stood in the center.

"today's challenge will be a race!" announced Chris.

"you mean like the one we had before the sleeping challenge?" said Gwen.

"no I mean like a race to see who can build a giant stone statue of my head." scoffed Chris.

"figured as much." said Gwen.

"the rules are just build with what materials I give you." explained Chris. "your materials are a hundred and twenty; nine by nine by nine stone blocks and a some wood stuff you will need to build a ramp so you can stack the blocks, you have till ten thirty pm to finish, the first 11 teams to finish win and the team who finish last will make a trip to the elimination ceremony, understood? good the materials you need are behind your cabins along with instructions."

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(red team 7:35am)

The team stood in front of the towering stone blocks.

"holy crap how does he expect us to build with all these hundred ton stone blocks?" asked Heather.

"maybe if we work together we could push the blocks in place." said Cameron logically.

"please I could do this myself." exclaimed Lightning. He then rams into one of the blocks and attempts to push it. It doesn't budge. Figuring out he cant push it he leans against the block panting. "woo that things heavy." he said out of breath.

Jo rolled her eyes and began pushing on the block. Colette and Brick joined them and the block budged a few feet.

"come on." said Cameron.

The rest of the team moved toward them and helped push the block into place which conveniently was marked with a red X.

"alright let's get the next one!" exclaimed Lightning. they then pushed the second block into place. "alright we'll finish this in no time!"

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(behind blue cabin 8:35am)

They were basically doing the same thing red team did when they saw the blocks.

"whoa." uttered Ezekiel.

"hocrap." said Charlie.

"well when in Rome." said Gerome inaccurately and he began pushing one of the stone blocks.

the rest of the team begin pushing the block except Blainley. She just groan and muttered that she wasn't supposed to be here.

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(confessional)

Blainely. "I'm not playing Chris's little game. I don't care if it gets me voted off. Hell I want to be voted off. Take me out of this freaking game!"

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(behind green cabin 8:40am)

Miguel, Kurt, Duncan and Justin pushed a stone block into place.

"woo!" exclaimed Miguel as he wiped his brow. "that makes three right?" he asked.

"Oh you can count." said Noah as he, Isaac, Ben, R.J., emerald, Natasha, and Tommy pushed another stone block in place.

Natasha got on her knees and started panting. "wow that things heavy." she said. Tommy then pats her on the back. she smiles and blushes.

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(behind yellow cabin 8:40am)

The entire team was having trouble pushing one of the stone blocks. They managed to push it a few feet but still it was a freaking 9x9x9 stone block. Well anyway after a few more seconds of pushing the block the team decided to take a break.

"why would Chris do this to us?" asked Lindsay dimly.

"you cant be serious." said Dakota.

Meanwhile Mitch was slouched over staring down the block. He then took a few steps back and then charged at the block. "hiyah." he exclaimed as he charged into the stone block shoulder first. He then grabbed his shoulder and wailed in pain as he dropped down to the floor.

Greg who saw this pinched the bridge of his nose and shook his head.

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(behind white cabin 8:40am)

The team was still gawking at the blocks. Gwen then sighed and shook her head. "I half expected this." she said. "c'mon let's get this over with."

they all walked toward the stone blocks except for Scott who had an indifferent look on his face.

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(confessional)

Scott. "well I've been trying to decide on an alliance with someone on this team but everyone here just either doesn't trust me or don't care… or are just crazy'

(end)

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(behind black cabin 8:40)

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(confessional)

Christopher. (with an black eye) "I tried to tell them they will just have to live with the consequences."

(end)

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"no I refuse to do this." said Christopher with his arms crossed.

"what's your problem." said Jimmy eager to hang Christopher from the pole again.

"this is vanity we cant do this." said Christopher.

"well to bad were doing this." said Frank. him and the rest of the team advanced toward the blocks but Christopher gets in front of them.

"no I refuse to let you do this your souls need saving." said Christopher.

And that's when Frank picked up Christopher from his collar.

"oh when I'm done with you it's your soul that's gonna need saving." said Frank.

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(behind orange cabin 8:40)

Owen stood looking at the stone blocks and smiled. "this should be a piece of cake!" he said excitedly.

the team just stares at him in reply. "well, should be." said Owen with a shrug.

everyone just sighs and walk to the stone blocks. Everyone but ginger.

Ginger looked around ,grabbed Leon and pulls him aside. "Leon we need to talk." she said.

"about what?" said Leon calmly.

"you know. the alliance what's our next plan." said Ginger.

"do not worry my little chou-fleur we will not lose today." said Leon confidently.

"you better be right." said Ginger menacingly.

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(behind pink cabin 8:40am)

The team was pushing one of the stone blocks. groaning as they did. As they pushed Tim lost his balance and fell flat on his face.

"oh you moron!" said Liz.

"you know what your problem is." said Tim as he stood back up rubbing his nose.

"no what!?" screamed Liz.

And that's when the twins began to argue again much to the displeasure of their team.

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(behind gray cabin 8:40am)

Like the other teams they gawked at the stone blocks.

"alright let's do this!" exclaimed Tyler excitedly. He then rushes over to one of the blocks. He Trips and lands face first into the block.

"you ok there man?" asked Bill.

Tyler looked up and blood spewed out of his nose profusely.

"you better go see Alan man." said Trent.

Tyler nodded and rushed of towards the medical tent.

After that was over with Alex got in front of the team and prepared for another one of his speeches.

"alright team it's our second challenge. But don't stress out we don't need to get first place we just have to try our best not to get last. I promise you that gray team will be the number one team on this show. Now lets do this challenge." Alex finished and walked toward the blocks.

"lamest speech ever." said Gidget.

With that they all walk over to the blocks. But then Jeff got in their way.

"no you cant man!" said Jeff.

"what are you doing you stupid hippie." said Gidget.

"just listen to me man, I need your help!" said Jeff desperately.

"With what?" said Zavier.

"on stopping Chris!" said Jeff getting out of his stupid hippie act.

"oh not this again." said Gidget with a roll of her eyes.

"listen Chris is an evil man who only care about himself we have to stop him." explained Jeff.

"and how are we going to do that?" said Gidget somewhat sarcastically.

"by forfeiting the challenge as protest." said Jeff.

"so all you want us to do is lose." said Gidget as she raised one of her brows.

"yes." said Jeff. "now let's go tell the other teams."

As he was about to rush off Xavier stepped in front of him and stopped him.

"hold on what you are trying to tell us is that you want us to lose the challenge as a protest?" asked Xavier.

"yes." nodded Jeff.

"how do we know your just not following your girl friends orders?" asked Gidget.

"what!?" said Jeff in surprise. "What girlfriend?"

"Willow, the vegan girl you've been meeting in the woods since we got here." said Gidget.

"what!? Willow is not my girlfriend." said Jeff. "besides she is my following my orders." he leans in towards Gidget and says. "like a stupid little puppy."

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(confessional)

Jeff. "I will do anything to get rid of Chris. Even if it means I have to take advantage of a small insignificant little girls feelings."

(end)

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(behind brown cabin 8:40am)

Eva was pushing a stone block by herself and struggling. Beth saw this and walked up to her.

"need any help?" asked Beth.

"no no I've got this." said Eva trying to stay calm.

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(confessional)

Beth. "I think Eva is trying to separate herself from us so she won't snap at us and get voted off so easily again."

(end)

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(behind purple cabin 8:40am)

The entire team had gotten past the gawking and had started pushing. Everyone except for Jessica.

"c'mon already we need all the help we can get." said Leshawna.

"um no." said Jessica as she filed her nails. "I am not risking ruining my manicure just so I can push a stupid block a few feet."

Carrie growled and rushed at Jessica. "you're doing this challenge now!" screamed Carrie.

"um like no." said Jessica.

Of coarse it wasn't her choice to compete in the challenge. It was Carrie's. and Carrie wouldn't allow Jessica to sit out of the challenge.

"NOW!" screamed Carrie. And she grabbed Jessica by her hair and dragged her toward the block and slammed her into it. "NOW GET TO WORK!" yelled Carrie.

"you're a psycho." cried Jessica, literally.

"NOW!" screamed Carrie.

Jessica did the smart thing and began pushing the block. The others had stopped pushing and watched Carrie and Jessica.

"GET TO WORK!" snapped Carrie. And the team went back to work.

As they pushed the block Walter stopped for a few seconds. This did not please Carrie.

"GET BACK TO WORK!" snapped Carrie.

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(confessional)

Lashawna. "that bitch is nuts."

Jessica. "I will get her if it's the last thing I do."

(end)

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(behind polka dot cabin 8:35am)

"wow!" said Zoey in awe.

"well let's get started." said Adam. He walked over to the blocks and attempts to push one of them but fails.

B then calmly walks over and effortlessly pushes the block much to everyone's surprise.

"all in favor for B taking care of his own blocks." said Monique as she raises her hand. and in no time so did everyone else.

"think you can handle it big guy?" asked Isa. B smiles and nods.

"alright then let's get started for real this time." said Adam.

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At around 9:33am Alan and Tyler who now who a bandage on his nose walked over to gray cabin.

"hey man sorry about bothering you so often with my constant injuring myself." said Tyler.

"it's alright." said Alan.

"man." said Tyler shaking his head. "my parents should've named me Murphy." he stops walking and just stands there with Alan. "I've just been feeling well useless you know?"

"c'mon man don't say that." said Alan and he patted Tyler on the back.

"but I am." said Tyler.

"no you're not." said Alan. " you got a girl people would kill to be with plus you're kind of helping me with my medical training."

Tyler chuckled and smirked at Alan. "thanks man."

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(confessional)

Tyler. "Alan's a nice kid. terrible liar but nice."

(ends)

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(9:35am)

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The intercom crackled to life and Chris began speaking over it. "alright campers here's how you're doing so far, red team with five blocks in place, blue team with three, green with ten, yellow with seven, white with six, black with one, orange with three, pink with two, gray with zip zero nada, brown with eight, purple with nine, and polka dot with an outstanding fifty giant stone blocks in place, keep up the good work!"

After the announcement the intercom fell silent.

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(behind red cabin 9:35am(5 blocks in place)

"holy crap!" exclaimed heather. "those losers have moved fifty, two hundred friggin million ton stone blocks while we have only pushed a measly five what the hell."

"well they do have B he is pretty strong." said Cameron.

Heather pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed. "whatever. how many more stone blocks do we need to push?"

"well" said Cameron. "there's a hundred and twenty blocks right? we moved five so a hundred and fifteen."

Heather just groans in response.

"well we could just not do the challenge." said Willow nervously. everyone looks at Willow.

"what?!" said Heather.

Willow nervously rubs the back of her neck. "you know as a protest."

"why in hell would we do that!" screamed Heather.

"have you gone crazy?" asked Jo utterly repulsed at Willows suggestion.

"now hold on I think there's something else here." said Alehandro. He walks up to willow and wrapped his arm around her shoulder. "Willow who is controlling you into doing this?"

"no one is." said Willow. "Jeff and I just feel this is just the path we should take in getting rid of Chris.

"Jeff?!" screamed Heather. She ran toward Willow and pushed Alehandro out of the way. "The freak from gray team! is that who you've been meeting in the forest with?!"

"yeah." said Willow.

" you've been meeting a member of another team in the woods?" screamed Heather. "and he convinced you to get us to lose the challenge that's unacceptable!"

"no listen." said Willow. She tried to say more but Heather prevented her from doing so.

"no you listen I'm not going to lose this game just because you're boyfriend tells us to now get out of my sight!"

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(confessional)

Matt. He motions his hands like cat paws and growls. "cat fight!"

Willow. "Jeff I'm sorry."

(end)

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(behind blue cabin 9:35am (4 blocks in place)

The team had managed to get another block in place and we're having a nice little breather.

" I swear those things keep getting heavier and heavier." said Gerome.

"with Chris as the host I can imagine." said Blainely.

"oh quit you're whining." said Lazlo as he got between Gerome and Blainley. "you know what you need? upper body strength." and then he flexes.

Oscar decided to take advantage of the brake and grabbed Steve. "follow me." he said.

Steve shrugged and followed Oscar into the woods. They stopped when Oscar figured they were far enough from the team.

"what do you need?" asked Steve with a smile on his face.

"it's about our alliance." said Oscar.

"alright." said Steve with a shrug.

Oscar paced while he spoke. "we need to target someone for elimination."

"why?" asked Steve.

"well if we want to get ahead in the game we have to get every one eliminated one by one." said Oscar.

"okay." said Steve with a shrug. "who should we target?"

"sierra." said Oscar bluntly.

"Sierra? Why her?" asked Steve.

"because she's played the game before." said Oscar.

"I see what you mean but why Sierra why not Ezekiel or Blainley?" asked Steve.

"because she has gone the furthest in the game therefore she's the most experienced and the most skilled." explained Oscar.

"are you sure?" asked Steve uncertain.

"positive." assured Oscar.

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(behind green cabin 9:35am(11 blocks in place)

R.J., Tommy, Natasha, Isaac, Emerald, Justin, Noah and Ben were pushing one of the blocks while the others pushed another.

Emerald was talking to Isaac while pushing a block. "so you have eleven siblings?!" she said in surprise.

"yup six sisters and five brothers." said Isaac.

"wow!" exclaimed Emerald.

"yeah my parents are Mormon so." said Isaac.

RJ. stopped pushing the block and looked at Isaac. "hey Isaac can I see you for a second?"

"sure if that's ok with you guys?" said Isaac.

"yeah sure we've got it from here." said Justin.

R.J. then lead Isaac to the woods.

"looks like R.J. wants some alone time with Isaac." said Ben with a chuckle. He elbows Tommy who also smiles. Ben then fell asleep and hit the ground like a sack of rocks. Emerald was standing next to them with an distressed look on her face.

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(the forest behind green cabin.)

R.J. and Isaac had walked a distance from the cabin and were now sitting on a log.

"you know why I called you here?" asked R.J.

'I think I know why." said Isaac as he smiled and leaned closer to R.J. "it's about Natasha and Tommy right?"

"yeah I figured you knew." said R.J.

"so what is it you want to talk about?" asked Isaac.

"I don't know I guess about Natasha and Tommy liking each other." said R.J. "what are we going to do about it?"

"not sure but I think I have an idea." said Isaac as another grin grew on his face.

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(behind yellow cabin 9:35am(7 blocks in place)

everybody was trying to push the stone block into place. then Lindsay, Laura ,Dakota and Hector stopped pushing and nearly faint.

"c'mon ladies move it or lose it." said Alice.

"but my arms hurt!" said Lindsay.

"mine too and my legs and my chest and my eyes and my…" said Laura but she was interrupted.

"shut up! do you want to lose like last time?" asked Alice.

"we didn't lose last time." said Dakota.

"yes we did." said Alice.

"no we didn't remember orange team lost." said Dakota.

"yeah but we still lost." said Alice.

"I don't think you understand how it works." said Dakota.

"no I understand perfectly you're the one that doesn't understand." said Alice. "if you get any other place but first you lost.'

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(confessional)

Alice. "I've been getting first place all my life these losers need to learn to deal with thbe fact that I don't lose."

Dakota. "she's crazy."

(end)

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(behind white cabin 9:35am(6 blocks in place)

Like the others the team was busy pushing a block. The only thing to break this was Samson fainting.

"man down man down." yelled Carlos. He then proceeds to gives him mouth to mouth.

Samson. wakes up and coughs. "ugh did you have to use tongue?" he asked.

"yes." said Carlos. Samson just chuckled and rolled his eyes.

Lewis watched this and sighed in disgust. He then turned his attention to his team.

"alright girls you had your fun now it's the boys turn." said Lewis. Everyone stopped pushing the block and looked at Lewis who started pushing the block again.

"what?!" said Courtney.

"you heard me you girls had you moment to feel useful outside of giving birth but now its time for the guys to finish this off without you messing it up." said Lewis.

"what!?" said Gwen in surprise.

"ugh why don't you girls do something your actually good at like clean the cabin or something." said Lewis.

This did not settle well with the girls.

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(confessional)

Tina. "what the hell was that!?"

g-man. He was laughing his ass off. "aw man Lewis is dead. He just went and pulled an Ezekiel on us."

(end)

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(behind black cabin 9:45am( 6 blocks in place)

Like the other teams they were still pushing their block.

Sam looked around. "hey has any one seen Christopher?" he asked.

"no and I don't care if I never see him again." said Crystal.

the camera zooms in on a tree that Christopher is hiding behind as he stares angrily at his team.

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(confessional)

Crystal. "ugh I should not be doing all this manual labor my daddy's rich. I can't believe he disowned me.

Christopher. "my team will face the consequences!"

(end)

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(behind orange cabin 9:45am( 4 blocks in place)

The team had finished pushing another block and were beat.

Ginger walked up to Leon and whispered. "seriously Leon we need a plan for if we lose I say we get rid of Cody next."

"please Ginger you must trust me I know what I'm doing and we won't lose." said Leon.

Yuki. walks past Leon and Ginger and looks at them suspiciously. She doesn't pay attention to where she is going and walks into Jason. "oh sorry Jason." she said with a blush.

Jason blushed and dusted himself off.\ "no harm done."

Yuki glanced over to Leon and Ginger who were still talking to each other. Ginger was getting irritated while Leon had a bored expression on his face. Yuki turns back to Jason and whispers. "has Daniel told you anything are we still voting with Leon and ginger?"

"he hasn't told me anything yet." said Jason.

"oh." said Yuki a little dismayed.

"you ok?" asked Jason in concern.

"yeah I just don't trust Leon he seems….. I don't know how to put it." said Yuki.

Jason places his hands on Yuki's shoulders. "hey don't worry about Leon he's powerless. We have the majority if he starts up trouble he'll be at the bottom of the pecking order."

"thanks Jason." said Yuki. She smiled and hugged Jason causing him to blush.

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(confessional)

Leon. "powerless am I?" a wide Cheshire cat grin grew on his face.

(end)

…...

(behind pink cabin 9:45am(2 blocks in place)

The team was currently in the middle of a conversation while pushing on of the blocks.

"they did what?!" said Gregory.

"they drank a bottle of liquid lye some even drank a fatal amount and passed the bottle." said Zach.

"wait." said Kat. "how do you drink a lethal amount of lye and pass the bottle?"

"the way I see it they must of fainted and then their friend must of taken the bottle saying 'here let me try some'." said Zach.

"some people huh." said Gregory.

"idiots." said Ron.

…...

(behind gray cabin 9:45am(1 block in place)

The team was pushing a block in place and catching up Tyler in what happened with Jeff who was no where in sight.

"Jeff called that vegan girl a what!?" said Tyler in surprise.

"a stupid little puppy." said Gidget.

"I didn't call her that!" said Jeff from out of view. the camera pans over to Jeff who was tied to a tree. "I said she was like a stupid little puppy."

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(behind brown cabin 9:43am(9 blocks in place)

The team was pushing another block. Your going to see this a lot.

Oswald pushing a block unsuccessfully. "c'mon c'mon." he then falls. "argh."

Bud looks around and see's no ones looking. He then walks over to Oswald who just had stood up and taps him on his shoulder. "we need to talk. Follow me."

Oswald just shrugs and follows him.

Bud lead Oswald into the woods. Because all good alliances start in the woods.

"I need you in an alliance with me." said Bud.

"why what's in it for me?" asked Oswald.

"I've been known to be able to dig some dirt on people I could be a worthy ally. Plus you haven't quite gotten on the teams good side with your whole cancer act yesterday." explained Bud.

Oswald hesitated for a moment and thought about his options. "ok I'm in." he said finally.

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(confessional)

Bud. "not to toot my own horn but I'm a bit of a snake in the grass I know just about every deep dark secret of my teammates some things that could even get them voted off."

Oswald. "I think I may have found a way to pick my self up."

(end)

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(behind purple cabin 9:45am (13 blocks in place)

The team was pushing a block while Carrie stood on top of it shouting order.

"pick up the pace we don't have all day!" ordered Carrie. The entire team was struggling to keep up with Carries expectations. "and you!" She said pointing at Joe.

Joe yiped and curled up into fetal position.

Carrie jumped off the block and kicked Joe. "drop and give me fifty."

Joe uncurled himself out of fear of what Carrie would do to him if he didn't. and struggled to do a push up. Sid watched this and just shook his head.

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(confessional)

Sid. "I swear Carrie is gonna kill us all."

(end)

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(behind polka dot cabin 9:45am (90 blocks in place)

By now the team had built a ramp that circled the statue.

Most of the team was struggling to push a block while B casually pushed another into place.

Isa saw this, stopped pushing and walked over to B and patted him on the back. "you should take a break we can handle it from here."

B nodded in agreement. He then walked over to a shady tree and sits down.

"dang that B can really get stuff done." said Adam.

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(6:00pm)

At six o clock on the dot the intercom crackled to life and Chris announced over it. "its six o clock time to check you're progress. first red team forty-five blocks in place, blue team fifty, green ninety, yellow team sixty, white team fifty-seven, black team forty, orange team fifty three, pink team forty-seven, gray team twenty, brown team seventy, purple team sixty-seven, and polka dot has all hundred and twenty blocks in place. They are safe to night but the rest of you are not. Hahaha!"

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(behind red cabin 6:00pm (46 blocks in place)

By now all the teams like polka dot had a ramp circling their statue.

"I can't believe those losers finished before we did!" said Heather.

"I told you before they have B on their team." said Cameron.

"oh shut up!" said Heather.

"no he's right we need to pick up the pace." said Sapphire.

"that's not what I said." said Cameron.

Sapphire pushes Cameron down and continues. " Brick, Collette, Jo, Lightning you need to pick up the pace."

"what!" Yelled Jo and Collette in unison.

"you guys are slacking off." said Sapphire.

"why you." said Collette with clenched fists. I'm outta here!" and she stomps off.

"yeah same here." said Jo and she stomped off in the opposite direction of Collette.

"wait I didn't mean…" said Sapphire before being interrupted by Heather.

"way to go you got rid of our heavy hitters." said Heather.

"you still have us." said Brick pointing at Lightning.

"whatever." said Heather.

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(confessional)

Sapphire. "I tried using reverse psychology on our heavy hitters and it just blew up in my face."

(end)

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(behind blue cabin 6:03pm (51 blocks)

The team was pushing a block. Of coarse.

Lazlo. Was pushing the block with the others. When all of a sudden he trips over Keith's skull Lopez.

"Lopez!" said Keith as he rushed to the skull and picks it up. "are you ok?"

then Keith as the voice of Lopez Said. "I see a bright light. my grandma is in it."

"Lopez no!" said Keith and he looks at Lazlo who had just stood up and dusted him self off and saying 'creep' under his breath. "you."

he attacks Lazlo. but Lazlo just holds up and arm keeping Keith back while he swings his arms. "you brute you brute you vicious brute!" yelled Keith.

"Keith calm down it's just a skull." said Sierra.

Keith turns around and looks at her as if she called him something insulting. Which she might have.

"just a skull." said Keith softly at first. Then a little louder. "just a skull.' and then screaming. "JUST A SKULL! I see what this is you think that just because Lopez is a skull that he's not a person with real human emotion is that it!"

"calm down man that's not what she meant." said Steve.

"dude that's exactly what she meant." said Oscar.

"what?" said Steve.

Oscar pulls in Steve and whispers in his ear. "this is just what we need to win this game!"

"I don't need any of you!" screamed Keith and then he stomps away.

"Keith wait." pleaded Sierra. She almost runs after him but Gerome puts a hand on her shoulder.

"no just let him go." said Gerome.

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(confessional)

Keith. Lopez is on his lap with a bandage wrapped around him. "jerks the lot off them they don't respect me or Lopez."

Oscar. "oh ho this is going to be easy."

Steve. "I have a feeling Oscar may not be as nice as he seems."

Billi. One of her eyes is twitching. "did Gerome just put a hand on her shoulder?!" she then shakes her head. She stopped and continued. "no no its fine its fine it doesn't mean anything. Gerome loves me and I know it." she then smiles a forced smile.

(end)

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(behind green cabin 6:05pm (96 blocks)

The team was pushing two blocks. Shocker.

Isaac walked up to Miguel who was pushing a block with Duncan and Kurt. "hey we need to talk."

"about what?" asked Miguel.

"Natasha and Tommy." said Isaac.

"we finally going to do something about them?" asked Miguel.

"yup." said Isaac.

"cool need my help?" asked Miguel.

"you know it." said Isaac.

"good what do you need me to do?" asked Miguel.

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(behind yellow cabin 6:03pm(60 blocks)

The team had just pushed another block in place and were going for another.

Mitch looked around to make sure no one was looking at him, no one was. He walks up to Greg and says to him. "hey man I need your help."

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(behind white cabin 6:04pm (59 blocks)

The team had just pushed another block in place.

Tina wiped her brow and said. "that's it I'm done you losers can finish this by yourselves." with that she walked toward the cabin. But Courtney got in her way.

"what are you doing?" asked Courtney angrily.

"um taking a break." said Tina.

"again?!" said Courtney flabbergasted.

"yeah again." said Tina.

"you need to start pulling your weight around here missy." said Courtney.

"oh yeah, who died and made you queen. " said Tina. And with that the two girls began to argue incoherently.

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(behind black cabin 6:05pm(41 blocks)

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(confessional)

Christopher. He now has a cast on his leg. "everything did not go as planned."

(end)

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Christopher was running through the woods in a panic. he looked over his shoulder and laughed. "I lost them."

Just then he ran into Jimmy and Frank who had ran ahead of him.

"gotcha." said Jimmy with a sadistic grin.

"Please have mercy." begged Christopher.

Jimmy just smiled and said "no."

The camera then changes to a view of the whole island where you hear Christopher's bloodcurdling scream and flock of birds fly off the island as he screamed.

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(behind orange cabin 6:02(55 blocks)

The team was working on getting another block in place. Vic however was working on the ramp that circled around the statue. Vic was sitting on one of the rafters trying to stabilize the ramp. But how ever he had place some of the needed tools out of reach. He then noticed Daniel walk past where he was.

"hey Daniel." said Vic in a tone as if he needed something… which he did.

"yeah?" asked Daniel.

"mind handing me those tools." asked Vic.

"okay." said Daniel. He picks up the tools and brought then to Vic. He placed then on one of the rafters where Vic could reach them.

"muchas gracias man." thanked Vic in his unique way.

Daniel left with out saying welcome. As he left he notice one of the rafters was somewhat loose. He looked over to Vic to see if he was looking. He was not. Daniel produced a pocket knife and began working on one of the ropes supporting the rafter. Working quietly and trying to keep out of Vic's sight. Daniel turned around. Vic's back was turned. A few minutes later Daniel had finished cutting and loosening the rope and tested its stability by pressing down on it. It let out a audible groan. Daniel turned to face Vic to see if he heard. He had. Vic looked down at the rafter he was sitting on. He bounced on it and it groaned.

Vic shrugged and said. "you're next."

Daniel sighed in relief. He then check to see if the damage he done was noticeable. It wasn't. he smiled and walked out from beneath the ramp. No one had seen him… no one but Leon.

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(confessional)

Daniel. "so far no one believes in my psychic ability so I need to prove it to them by faking it."

Leon. "what game are you playing Daniel?"

(end)

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(behind pink cabin 6:06pm (49 blocks)

Kat and Xena were pushing a block and talking.

"yeah I had a few boyfriends but I've never gone all the way if you know what I mean?" said Kat.

"yeah I know what you mean." said Xena.

"what about you? Any guys in your past?" asked Kat.

"no not really. I haven't had any real friends let alone boyfriends before you." said Xena.

"oh.. I'm sorry to hear that." said Kat. She turned her attention to pushing the block for a few seconds before speaking again. "so any guys on your mind?" she asked.

Kat turned to where Xena looked and smiled. "I know what you mean." Xavier had walked past their cabin and both girls were staring at his butt.

Meanwhile Tim and Liz were having another one of their … moments.

"oh you are so full of it!" yelled Tim.

"oh I'm full of it and what are you our lord and savior!" yelled Liz.

"oh oh look who we have here Rosanne Barr." said Tim.

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(behind gray cabin 6:09(22 blocks)

Alex was looking around the building site. he then walked up to Bill and Hank. "hey guys where's Ashton?" he asked them.

"I think he's behind the monument." said bill.

"thanks." said Alex. He then walks to the back of the monument and spots Ashton. The pyro was sitting under some of the rafters lighting a stick on fire. "Ashton!"

"bwah!" exclaimed Ashton in surprise. He stood up then dropped the lit stick which lights a part of the ramp on fire.

"Ashton the hell man!" yelled Alex. He rushes towards the fire and stomps on it.

"you scared me." said Ashton.

"what the hell man! You need to be more careful you almost lit the entire ramp on fire!" said Alex in frustration.

Ashton bent over and picked up his lighter. "I'm sorry i.i just like fire." said Ashton as he flicked his lighter on.

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(confessional)

Alex. "Ashton has been lighting everything on fire. even things I didn't even know were flammable!"

Ashton. "I don't know why I have to light everything on fire I just…" he flicks his lighter on and lights the wall on fire.

(end)

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(back of brown cabin 6:06pm( 72 blocks)

"ugh I don't feel so hot." grunted Marley.

"you don't look very hot." said Oswald with a air of indifference.

"oh no Marley!" yelled Beth.

"Oswald take her to Alan." said Eva.

"why don't you do it." said Oswald trying to get out of work. "your much more muscular than me." Eva just glares at him "ugh fine I'll do it."

"no no." said Marley as she stood back up. "I'm fine I just must of ate to much at lunch. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that pea."

The rest of the team looked at her uneasily and went back to pushing the block.

Wendy looked at Dia and took a deep breath. She then walked over to Dia. "hey Dia listen I'm sorry I tried to bite you i.i.i just get so…"

"it's ok just don't do it again." said Dia and she extended her arm. "friends?"

Wendy looked at her hand and smiled. "friends." and she shook her hand. She then started to sweat and ha seemed to be struggling. she then attempts to bite Dia again but Dia pulls away.

"ah you… you… you psycho." said Dia and she ran away.

"wait Dia I'm sorry." apologized Wendy.

"freak!" screamed Dia and that killed Wendy inside.

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(confessional)

Dia. "I feel bad for calling Wendy a freak and isolating her from the team. she just can't go around biting people."

Wendy. "You know what? screw her and screw the rest of them I've tried making friends with them and all they do is judge me so screw them Leon offered me a part in his alliance and I've decided tpo take him up in his offer.

(end)

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(behind purple cabin 6:04pm(69 blocks)

Joe was still doing pushups but was about to finish. "ffffifty." he began to stand but Carrie stopped him.

"Why are you stopping?!" yelled Carrie.

"y.y.y. told me to do fifty." Said Joe.

"I meant fifty thousand!" said Carrie.

"what?!" said Joe.

"you hard me! now drop and give me fifty thousand starting at one!" said Carrie.

Joe drops down and begins to redo his push ups.

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(10:25pm)

The intercom crackled to life and Chris spoke over it. "and blue team finishes placing them in tenth. Orange and gray team you have five minutes to finish."

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(gray cabin(10:25(119 blocks)

"crap we need to hurry." said Alex. "Tyler, Trent, Gidget, Hank you push, Bill, Xavier, Zavier and Cory you pull using the left over rope used to build the ramp and I'll pour water under the block so the ramp doesn't catch fire. oh and Jeff." the camera pans over to Jeff still tied to the tree and a little unhappy about it. "you're fine where you are."

"what about me?" asked Ashton.

Alex walks over to him. "don't touch anything."

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(orange cabin 10:25( 119 blocks)

Ginger was pushing the last block along with the rest of her team. "c'mon we can't lose again!"

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(confessional)

Ginger. "damn it Leon we should've made a plan for when we lose."

(end)

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as they pushed the block up the ramp Daniel glanced down at the raft he tampered with and saw it was about to break. A sly smile grew on his face. he then went into his act. His eyes widened and his face paled. He then took a few steps back and put his hand on his head.

"woah Danny you okay?" asked Jason.

"I. I. I had a vision. the ramp. the ramp is about to break!" said Daniel.

They quickened their pace not wanting to take chances. They inched closer and closer to the top where the block was suppose to go.

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"Grey team!" announced Chris. "Orange team your safe for tonight and as for grey team come meet me at the bon fire ceremony."

Orange team cheered for their close call. Then all of a sudden the ramp for their statue fell apart. Leaving them stranded at the top.

"crap." said Jason.

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(confessional)

Alex. "I don't believe it! We lost the challenge and I know just who needs to go…"

(end)

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The scene changes to the bonfire ceremony a few minutes later.

"team gray that was a close one too bad you lost." said Chris.

Alex just mumbled incoherently.

"anyway, you all know the drill right? If you receive a marshmallow your safe. if you do not you're out of the game for good no come backs like the first season."

"now then lets get on with it. The first tiki totems go to Trent, Gidget, Bill, Zavior and Xavier." announced Chris. he threw each of them their totem.

"Alex, Hank, Cory." he throws them their totem.

Tyler looked worried there were only two totems left and he knew he wasn't getting one.

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" Jeff and Ashton this is the final immunity symbol." said Chris. Ashton was worried while Jeff was rather confident. "the final marshmallow goes to…."

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Jeff, flabbergasted stood up. "what!"

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(confessional)

Alex. "Ashton is a pyromaniac. But Jeff is still the most harmful thing to this team."

(end)

…...

Jeff was being dragged to the boat of losers by Chef and Scruffy. "I can't believe this you chose the arsonist over me!"

"believe it." said Alex.

"wait!" said a voice. It was Willow she runs up to Jeff and hugs him. "I will avenge you." and she kissed him. much to Jeff's disgust.

Then the intercom crackled to life and Jeff's voice came over it. "what!? Willow is not my girlfriend she is following my orders like a stupid little puppy."

Willow backed away from Jeff stunned. "you. You. you've been tricking me this whole time." she said.

Jeff stepped toward her. "no Willow its not like that."

"I never want to see you again!" cried Willow and she ran off into the woods.

"you heard her." said Chef and he threw Jeff into the boat of losers.

the boat moves away from the dock and Jeff sat down distraught. "I don't believe this all my plans ruined."

"quit your whining arschloch." said Haken.

…...

back at the dock Chris stood there with Chef and Scruffy. Alan then runs onto the dock and stands next to Chris as he did the outro.

"that concludes today's episode of big bad total drama island tune in next time for more drama and more only here on BIG BAD TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!" he then notices Alan and smiles. "by the way nice work Alan using a discriminating recording of Jeff while Willow was kissing him a stroke of genius."

"it wasn't me." said Alan.

"but wait only me, Chef and Scruffy are able to get to the microphone. if you didn't do it who did?"

…...

The scene changes to the forest. Willow was still running and crying. She stops and falls to her knees still crying. Someone stood in front of her and she looked up… it was Leon. He had a concerned look on his face.

"poor poor Willow used like a tissue by the vile Jeff." he said.

Willow got up and wiped her eyes. "you heard?"

"I did. I came looking for you after it came over the speaker." said Leon.

"I just, can't believe he used me. I feel so stupid!" said Willow.

"no no no you are not stupid." said Leon he grabs her hand and holds it. "you are smart and beautiful Jeff is a fool not to see this." he then kisses her hand and she blushes.

"thanks. I just wish there was something to salvage from my plans." said Willow.

"perhaps there is." said Leon thoughtfully. "you're plan to get the teams not do challenges as protest is brilliant but I think I have a better idea."

"do tell." said Willow excitedly.

"what if …" started Leon. "we were to play the game regularly?"

"what!" said willow in surprise.

"Hear me out. if we were to play the game and win we would have the million and have the proof that Chris McLean is a monster and send him to jail for the rest of his days." explained Leon.

Willow smiles and hugs him. "oh Leon you're a genius." she then lets go of him embarrassed. "so where do we start?"

"well we'll need to eliminate the other contestants starting with the people on our respective teams." said Leon.

"alright then." said Willow. "who first?"

"well…" said Leon. He then whispered in willows ear and she smiled. She then smiled and hugged him once again. Then went off to her cabin.

Leon just stood there when Willow was out of sight he smiled. Not the soft caring smile he was giving Willow but a dark and devious grin. He pulled out a tape recorder and pushed one of the buttons.

On the tape recorder Jeff's voice spoke up. "like a stupid little puppy."

Leon's grin grew wider. "fille stupide." he said and made his way back to his cabin.

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(confessional)

Isaac. "it's time to put my plan into action."

(end)

…...

(inside pink cabin 1:30pm)

Katie was soundly asleep. she then caught the scent of something and woke up.

Meanwhile Ron was sleeping in the other side of the cabin. All of a sudden his spider senses started tingling He sits up. "barbecue!"

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The contestants walked out of their cabins still in their pjs and see Miguel and Isaac standing around a brick barbeque. Also with them was a couple of kegs and a table with a tower of plates, forks and knifes.

"I use mesquite because it burns longer and plus it gives the meat a sweet taste." explained Isaac.

"damn you Arizonans know your barbeque." said Miguel with a chuckle.

"what the hell is going on!" said Heather.

"barbecue." said Isaac who was grilling a varieties of meats. Burgers, bratwurst's, ribs steaks whatever you could think of he was grilling it. And it smelled good.

"why?" asked Heather.

Isaac picks up a plastic cup and fills it from a keg marked 'nonalcoholic'. "call it a truce." said Isaac and he hands her the cup. "want some?"

Heather looked hesitant. "how can we be sure your not just trying to keep us up all night and get us drunk so were not 100 percent tomorrow."

"well." started Isaac. "you cant get drunk off this stuff since its as you can see nonalcoholic." said Isaac as he motioned to the keg. "plus as you can see my team is also out here. Meaning whatever happens to you happens to them. Why would I sabotage my own team?"

Heather was still hesitant but gave in. "well it's against my instincts but ok." she then grabs the cup and grabs a plate a knife and fork and walks up to the barbeque pit to grab some meat.

Isaac filled another cup up and said "who wants some?"

Willow was furious. Here Isaac was grilling poor defenseless animals for a 'truce'. oh how mad she was. And she would have strangled him to if not had been for Leon.

Leon noticed her and saw how angry she was. She walked up to her and placed a hand on her shoulder. He looked into her eyes and said. "I know how you must feel right now. But if you let these feelings control you it may jeopardize the plan."

Willow gave in and blushed. "your right." she said with a sigh. "just promise me Isaac is next to go."

"I promise." said Leon grinning deviously on the inside.

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(1:40am)

R.J. was watching all the contestants mingle with each other. She then turned her attention to Tommy who was in a conversation with Duncan, D.J., Geoff, Emerald, Bridgette, Gwen and Natasha. With Tommy listening of coarse. But Natasha was not actually talking to Tommy. She was just glancing and blushing at him. R.J. then glanced at Isaac who was barbequing with Miguel and walked up to them.

"hey R.J. need something?" asked Isaac.

"yeah. I thought this was suppose to get Tommy and Natasha together?" asked R.J.

"just watch." said Isaac.

Isaac walked over to a crate with the word bbq meats on it and looked inside. "oh crap Tommy Natasha!" called Isaac.

Natasha and Tommy walked over to Isaac. "yes Isaac?" said Natasha.

"I need your help we've run out of meat." said Isaac. "can you two sneak over to the mess hall and get some more?"

"why cant Miguel or Kurt do it?" asked Natasha.

"I would ask them but Miguel is helping me fry what meat we have left over." said Isaac. "And as for Kurt." he glances over to Kurt. "he's kind of the life of the party."

Natasha and Tommy turn to where Isaac was looking and saw Kurt juggling a oil drum, a boulder, a shark and Joe who seemed frightened and enjoying himself at the same time.

Natasha looked over to Tommy and blushed. "okay but what if Chef catches us?" asked Natasha nervously.

"Don't worry I have a feeling he won't." said Isaac.

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(11:45pm. behind the mess hall)

Tommy and Natasha ran out of the woods and up to the back wall of the mess hall under a window. Natasha stepped on a stick and it broke with a snap. Tommy placed a finger over his mouth to hush her and then opens the window.

Tommy helped Natasha climb into the window (looking away so he doesn't see up her skirt) then climbs in himself. once they were in the kitchen they quietly opened the meat freezer door. But to their disappointment there was none left.

"how did Isaac get any in the first place?" asked Natasha.

Her thoughts were interrupted however as they heard the door knob turn. Tommy looked to his right and saw the pantry. He grabbed Natasha's hand and lead her in it hoping whoever came in didn't need to look in it. The door opens and Chef walks in carrying a crate on his shoulder. he then looks around and sniffs the air. He then let out a low growl. He drops the crate on the floor causing Natasha to gasp. Tommy quickly covers her mouth. Chef grumbles to himself walks out of the kitchen. Natasha sighs as Tommy moves his hand. They walk out of the pantry and look at the crate chef dropped. On the crate in big black letters was BARBECUE MEATS. They both smile and exit the window with the crate while chef watched them through the window in the dining room.

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(Confessional)

Chef. "Yeah so I started an illegal alliance with Isaac. you know to help him get those redheads together. promised me three fourths of the prize money if he won. so heh I ain't complaining."

(end)

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Natasha and Tommy returned to the party with the crate. Isaac was behind the barbeque, he looked up from the barbeque and smiled.

"alright you guys thank you so much. you guys make a good team." said Isaac cheerfully. Tommy and Natasha blush at Isaacs complement and walk away together. Isaac then takes the meat from the crate Tommy and Natasha brought. And puts it in the original crate which is in reality is still full.

R.J. who watched the whole thing smiled and walked up to Isaac. "was that your plan?"

"Yup." said Isaac still packing the meat.

"so this whole thing was a way to get Natasha and Tommy together?" asked R.J.

"well that and it's nice to get people together for a barbecue." said Isaac and he pointed to the other campers. campers from different teams are talking to each other.

R.J. smiled. "you're a good guy Isaac." and she pats his back and walks away.

Isaac continued to pack the meat. when someone from behind started clapping slowly. "well done." said the mysterious some one. Isaac turned to see who it was. It was Leon.

"well done. setting this whole thing up to get people together for one night well done indeed." said Leon with his usual grin.

"aren't you that Leon dude?" asked Isaac.

Leon stops clapping. "indeed I am and I suppose you are Isaac correct?" asked Leon.

"correct." said Isaac with a hint of indifference. Something seemed wrong with Leon but Isaac wasn't one to judge people.

"well Isaac you will be a most worthy rival." said Leon. And he walked away. Isaac just shrugged and went back to work.

Dawn having had seen all this walks up to Isaac blushing. "I see you met Leon."

"yeah." said Isaac half-mindedly.

"he is a very evil man. I can see it in his aura." said Dawn.

"huh?" said Isaac in confusion.

"listen I need your help Leon has to be stopped." said Dawn suddenly. "so far he has already gotten someone voted off and has half of the contestants in his alliance."

"um." said Isaac. "okay."

"thank you." said Dawn and she hugs Isaac making him blush. Emerald saw this and was crushed.

…...

(confessional)

Emerald. "I can't believe that Dawn was hitting on Isaac. She…. I have to get her eliminated."

(end)

…...

Gerome was talking to blaineley when Billie walked up to him with an angry look on her face. but then forces herself to smile.

"hey babe." said Billie and she kisses him "what are you guys talking about?"

"just some… how you say smack talk about our ex's." said Gerome.

"oh so I see." said Billie.

…...

(confessional)

Billie. "he was talking about me wasn't he! That asshole and to think I trusted him well that does it no more ms nice girl!"

(end)

…...

(end of chapter)

…...

(votes)

Tyler. "I would've voted for myself but after what I heard about Jeff. No way." (Jeff)

Trent. "you are just one messed up guy." (Jeff)

Gidget. "I wanted to vote for Alex because he is such a twip but after what Jeff did. Alex can wait." (Jeff)

Jeff. "if my team is smart then they will vote for Ashton like I am." (Ashton)

Bill. "dude… just dude." (Jeff)

Ashton. "oh god I'm screwed I shouldn't have come here. I need to save myself." (Jeff)

Zavier. "that little bugger better shape up." (Jeff)

Xavier. "you are absolute rubbish." (Jeff)

Alex. "you're despicable." (Jeff)

Hank. "that Jeff is a jerk… why does it feel like this is the most important thing I did all day?" (Jeff)

Cory. "Jeff you are simply unfabulous." (Jeff)

Jeff: 10

Ashton: 1

…...

Next time see our 130 contestants compete in a challenge to see who can be the least annoyed! Next time!

…...

(teams)

Red

Heather: the queen bee.

Alejandro: the arch villain.

Cameron: the wide eyed bubble boy.

Sapphire: The bitch.

Willow: the Animal rights activist.

Hugo: the voice of reason.

Matt: The jerk.

Collette: Gym girl.

Jo: take no prisoners jock-ette.
Brick: the cadet.

Lightning: the overachiever.

Blue

Billie: The jealous girlfriend.

Gerome: The weird foreigner.

Ezekiel: the home school.

Sierra: the uber fan.

Blaineley: the one who's not supposed to be here.

Charlie: the Hyper guy

Steve: The nice guy.

Oscar: The controller

Pete: The movie buff

Keith: The weirdo.

Lazlo: The jersey boy.

Green

Duncan:

Noah:

Justin:

Isaac: 'Mr. Perfect.'

Miguel: The muscle.

Ben: The narcoleptic.

Kurt: The epic

R.J.: the tomboy.

Emerald: the Total drama spy

Natasha: the shy Swede.

Tommy: The Silent guy.

Yellow

Mitch: The athlete.

Greg: The silent Latino mechanic.

Lindsay: the dumb princess

Dawn: the moonchild.

Albert: The scheming chef.

Gilbert: The deaf guy.

Hector: The Goth guy.

Dakota: the fame hound.

Laura: The annoying girl.

Will: The dedicated larper.

Alice: The acrobat.

White

Gwen: the loner.

Courtney: the type A.

Lewis: The fat sexist loser.

Scott: the devious.

Nikolas: The Italian Mafioso.

Josh: The conspiracy theorist.

G-man: The gangster.

Hyde: The boy with a secret.

Tina: The Hawaiian girl.

Samson: The computer nerd.

Carlos: The kind gay guy.

….

Black

Izzy: the psycho hose beast.

Bridgette: the surfer chick.

Geoff: the party dude.

Crystal: the Rich girl

Christopher: Over the top Christian.

Frank: The biker.

Jimmy: The bully.

Dominic: the Punk rocker.

Sven: the Lazy guy.

Julie: The unlucky in love cowgirl.

Sam: the nice guy gamer.

Orange

Cody: the geek.

Owen: the lovable oaf.

Yuki: the Japanese tourist.

Daniel: The TV psychic.

Elisa: The cheerleader.

Jason: The prankster.

Vic: the Mellowed out rocker.

Anne Maria: the Jersey shore reject.

Leon: The French antagonist.

Ginger: the Controller girl

Pink

Katie: the sweet girl.

Sadie: the sweet girl's friend.

Zach: The know it all.

Gregory: The poet.

Kat: the Artsy chick.

Xena: the quiet girl.

Ron: the Blue collar guy.

Delilah: The French girl.

Tim: the bickering male twin.

Liz: The bickering female twin.

Flora: The nervous eater.

….

Gray

Tyler:

Trent:

Gidget: the Girl who lives in her swimsuit.

Bill: the Cool skater dude.

Ashton: The pyro.

Zavier: The brit.

Xavier: The other brit.

Alex: The soccer team captain.

Hank: the Small fry.

Cory: the male model with a brain.

Brown

Eva: the female bully.

Beth: the wannabe.

Todd: The napoleon dynamite.

Bud: The sneak.

Ashley: Female twin 1.

Amanda: Female twin 2.

Wendy: the Crazy witch girl.

Oswald: The scam artist.

Marley: The anorexic girl.

Erica: The sarcastic chick.

Dia: The follower.

….

Purple

Harold: the dweeb.

Leshawna: the sister with a 'tude.

Joe: The panophobic

Patrick: the Creepy stalker guy.

Reginald: The sports fanatic.

Walter: the Nerdy kid.

Ulrich: the Surfer dude

Richard: the Rich kid.

Jessica: the fabulous girl.

Carrie: the Angry girl.

Sid: the Beach bum.

…..

Polka dot

D.J.: the brick house with a heart.

Zoey: the indie chick.

Adam: The cowboy.

Dean: the Disco fan.

Quincy: the Genuine psychic.

Vince: The easily annoyed.

B: strong silent genius

Mike: the multiple personality.

Isa: the Punk rock girl.

Bianca: the Kind girl

Monique: the Streets girl

….

(employees)

Alan: The skirmish medic/ apprentice chef.

Scruffy: The mysterious janitor.

Bennett: The mentally disturbed D.J.

Haken: Boat of losers captain.

Jake: The womanizing intern.

Vanessa: The only intern that does a f***ing thing.

Alyx: The sleepy intern.

Eli: The black panther intern.

Arthur: The animal lover/aftermath commentator.

(idols)

Tdi cast: Immunity plus a extra vote. (22 total)

Tdwt cast: Extra vote. (3 total)

Tdri cast: Immunity. (13 total)

Chris: Immunity plus a second effect.

Chef: A good meal cooked by chef.

Scruffy: Advantage in a challenge.

Alan: Idol head hint.

Bennett: Switch immunity.

Haken: The sole vote.

Jake: Extra vote.

Vanessa: Minus one vote from yourself.

Alyx: Choose whose vote doesn't count.

Eli: Switch vote.

…..

(eliminated)

1rst. Staci: the compulsive liar.

2. Jeff: the hippie?

…..

(authors note)

Jeff was a… interesting character. His main purpose was to seem like a major character when he was not. And I hope he did a fine job at that. Personally I did not like writing for him because he was just so difficult to write.

Fun fact: Jeff was also a character from the first version of BBTDI, he was named Harry and was more like the stereotypical hippie and was way nicer that Jeff, so nice in fact, in my original story he made it to ninth place.

Justagamer1.