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Disclaimer: I do not own the total drama series or any of the characters. Why do you assume that I do?

Warning: This episode includes occasional explicit language, some minor sexual references, and some other offensive stuff including a sexist pig (not Ezekiel.) a mention of erotic fan-fic and more. Enjoy.

Pairings: Duncan/Gwen, Alejandro/Heather, Bridgette/Geoff, Dakota/Sam, Izzy/Owen, Lindsay/Tyler, Mike/Zoey, Billi/Gerome, And the rest are a secret for now.

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Episode 4: What goes on under the dome.

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The episode opens on Chris who was standing on the dock of shame.

"Last time on Big bad total drama island!"

"Some friendships, some alliances and some enemies were made during a job… err I mean a challenge to make a giant stone statue of our favorite T.V. host. Me.

"Jeff and Willow also made total drama headlines as the fastest couple to hook up and break up. Our two nature lovers planned on hooking up in order to screw over myself. The plan failed of coarse when Jeff, high in self confidence accidentally revealed he was just using Willow to get to me.

"Harsh much.

"Well Jeff got a whole lot of karmic pay back when he became the second person to be voted off.

"And to make matters worse for Jeff, someone snuck into the room where we make the announcements and played a recording of Jeff revealing his plan to his teammates.

"Distraught Willow ran off into the forest, where she was found by our local scheming Frenchmen Leon, where he asked Willow into his ever growing alliance. It also later turned out that in fact Leon was the one who played the tape.

"Man that Willow chick just can't catch a break.

"Will Willow smart up, will Leon's alliance prevail and what ever happened to our interns? Seriously! Find out right here right now on BIG BAD TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

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Theme song.

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The sun was shining; the birds were singing everything was at peace.

"ARRGGGH!"

Hell that didn't last long, did it?

Over at red cabin tensions were high ever since yesterdays challenge.

"YOU MORON!"

"YOU SLUT!"

"YOU STUPID BLONDE BIMBO!"

"I'M NOT BLONDE STUPID BITCH!"

Jo, Cameron and Lightning were sitting on the cabins banister with their hands over their ears.

Collette stormed out of the cabin with her hands over her ears as well. She then yelled. "I can't take their yelling any more, I'm going for a jog!" And she jogged off.

"Smart plan." muttered Jo and she jogged off with her.

"sha zow their mad." piped up Lightning.

"No kidding." said Alejandro as he and Brick exited the cabin both with their hands over their ears.

"What are Heather and Sapphire fighting about this time?" asked Brick.

"Search me." said Cameron with a shrug.

Matt and Hugo then walked out of the cabin also with their hands covering their ears.

"Ugh, why won't they just shut it!" groaned Matt.

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Confessional: one big happy family…

Hugo. "apparently my teammates don't get along with each other, Sapphire and Heather argue all the time, Collette and Jo have a rivalry and admittedly me and Matt aren't very good friends."

Matt. "Jesus H. Christ those broads can yammer, thank god I'm a dude and not one of those fairies that yammers on about wimpy ass stuff like emotions."

Heather. "that bitch Sapphire has got to go; I cannot stand her anymore, if we lose the next challenge she is so out of here.

Sapphire. "that washed up queen bee needs to watch herself because she could very well be the next one voted off."

Alehandro. "me and Heather need to find away to survive this game. Obviously it makes it harder to do that when she starts fighting with Sapphire every 5 seconds."

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Somewhere in the middle of the woods Willow was sitting in the spot where her and Jeff had their first meeting. She was on the verge of tears. Jeff had been using her (even if it didn't last long) as an extensible pawn in his plan against Chris. She then put her hands over her face and cried.

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Confessional: these comments seem to be off and on don't they?

Willow. *sigh* "I can't believe that in the first two days I've been here I was lead into an alliance with a guy who made me believe we were dating. Oh well at least now I joined up with Leon, and he is definitely different from Jeff."

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(blue cabin)

Gerome was standing on the porch leaning over the rail looking up at the sky just enjoying the outside. When suddenly someone from behind wrapped their arms around his waist and then kissed him on the neck.

"hey handsome." said Billi straining to smile.

"hello beautiful." said Gerome smiling at his girlfriend.

"whatcha doin'?" asked Billi attempting to be playfull.

"oh nothing." said Gerome. He notices her smile and asks. "is something wrong?"

"what!? No not at all, your silly." said Billi in self defense.

"okay." said Gerome defeated. He turned his attention back to sky.

Billie glared at him, yesterday she had loved him but now she hated him. She was so sure he was cheating on her, and she knew with who.

Blaineley walked out of the cabin and waved at Gerome, he waved back infuriating Billi.

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Confessional. Quick question. Who sang the rock song lunatic bitch?

Billie. "that son of a bitch is cheating on me! I thought I could trust him! There are no decent men in the world.

Blaineley. "Gerome's the only person I can stand on this team, the only thing I don't like about him is his new girlfriend.

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Blaineley walked off the cabins steps and went for a walk… to the confessional. Charlie spotted her and ran up to her and handed her a bouquet.

"blaineleyyouaresublimitytheentireworldrunsonyourbeautyIcannolongersleepatnightIlieawakethinkingofyoBlaneleyIloveyou." said Charlie.

Blaineley just groaned and walked away leaving behind a crest fallen Charlie.

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Confessional. … What the hell did he say?

Charlie. "IblewitIblewitIblewitIblewitIblewitIblewit….."

Blaineley. "Ugh, I can't stand Charlie and that noise he makes."

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Oscar and Steve were somewhere in the middle of the woods, discussing an important subject .

"we need more alliance members." said Oscar.

"ooh more friends." said Steve. "who should we ask."

"well." said Oscar. "how about Pete and Keith."

"Why them?" asked Steve.

"because my friend, they would join us in a heartbeat." explained Oscar. "You see their both cannon fodder. Pete is a lazy unathletic nerd."

"hey that's not nice." said Steve.

"right sorry." said Oscar in annoyance "but anyway Pete is likely to be voted off for his… unathletisism. And Keith… well since yesterday he's been a bit antisocial and none of the others like him."

"okay." said Steve. "but I just don't feel comfortable using people."

"using them." said Oscar in fake surprise. "oh no no no. were not using them, were just um keeping them safe from elimination."

"oh. *whew*" said Steve. "I thought for a second there that you were going to start using people as part of some sick game. Silly huh?"

"yeah silly." said Oscar with a devilish grin.

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Confessional: yeah like he would do that….

Oscar. *ha ha ha* "man what a tool."

Steve. "I have a bad feeling about this."

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Meanwhile Pete and Keith were sitting on a stump in the woods; Keith was wrapping a bandage around 'Lopez' while Pete watched him.

"It's okay Lopez we'll get you ship shape in no time." said Keith. "That mean ol' Lazlo won't hurt you no more."

"yeah that Lazlo's a jerk." said Pete. "I can't believe he tried to use Lopez as a football."

"yeah he's a jerk with a capital jackass!" said Keith.

"oh I am, am I?" said Lazlo as he walked up to the two boys. He grabbed Keith and put him in a head lock.

"run Pete!" yelled Keith. Pete grabbed Lopez and ran off.

Lazlo slammed Keith into the ground and pinned him down. "now to teach you a lesson you little freak."

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Confessional: Dear America, Please sell New Jersey. We know you need the money more than we need New Jersey. Sincerely. A concerned outhouse.

Keith. (with a couple of bruises and a black eye) "I'm used to people like Lazlo calling me freak and beating me up. It's become part of my daily routine back home."

Lazlo. "Hah1 that freak is such a wuss!"

Pete. "man that Lazlo's a bigger jerk than Billy from the bullies from the future trilogy.

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Meanwhile Ezekiel was sitting on the dock of shame resting his chin in his hands, sulking. Here he was back in the place where everybody hated him. "Why did I sign up for this?" he thought to himself. He wished his team had lost last night, he knew if they did they would vote him off and he would at least be able to go to the playa. He sighed and looked toward the horizon.

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(green cabin)

Noah sat at his bed and was reading Gulliver's travels. he glanced over to Isaacs bunk and saw Isaac fast asleep. Last night after the party Isaac had stayed up to clean up after everyone. Noah closed his book and set it down, he walked out of the cabin and spotted Tommy and Natasha sitting on the porch together. Natasha had her head on Tommy's shoulder.

"they've been talking all night." thought Noah.

Natasha squirmed and muttered something that sounded like 'bekväm' to Noah. He realized when he walked in front of them that they were asleep. Noah chuckled and walked off.

A few seconds later Natasha yawned and opened her eyes. She saw that she was clinging to Tommy and let go. She stood up and quickly but quietly walked into the girls side of the cabin.

Tommy opened one of his eyes and smiled.

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Confessional: young love.

Noah. "I have to say I respect Isaac. He wore himself out last night trying to get everyone together. He's a good guy."

Natasha. (blushing) "oh that was stupid, what if he woke up… but he was so comfy…"

Tommy. (he just shrugs and smiles)

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(yellow cabin, girls side)

Lindsay was talking to Dawn, Dakota and Laura. Calling Dawn Donna, Dakota Dora and ironically Laura Lindsay.

"so I asked the lady behind the counter if she could bring me some Madeline D'Arcy's ruby maroon 5 and she brings me Madeline D'Arcy's ruby maroon 3!" said Lindsay.

"OMG you poor thing!" said Laura.

Dakota just rolled her eyes and Dawn didn't react as she was meditating.

"I know right?!" said Lindsay.

Alice then barged into the cabin. "are you hens still cackling?!"

"hens?" asked Lindsay and she looked around the cabin. "I hope not Tyler's afraid of them."

"wow the only name she remembers." said Alice as she rolled her eyes. "now come on we need to get moving! The next challenge is going to start any minute."

"shouldn't we like have breakfast first." asked Laura.

"no time." said Alice. "we failed our last few challenges because we were lazy."

"but we won those challenges." said Lindsay.

"yeah but it wasn't first place." said Alice. "and you know the old saying. If you aren't first your last."

Pete popped his head in. "isn't that from Talladega nights: The ballad of Ricky Bobby?"

Lindsay screamed and threw a pillow at Pete causing him to fall.

Alice rolled her eyes. "well anyway we need to prepare for the next challenge, first we need to have a nice swift jog through the woods. Will, Mitch and Greg already went so we need to catch up with them.

"NOW GET A MOVE ON!" Laura, Lindsay and Dakota ran out of the cabin carefull not to trip over Albert and Gilbert who were sitting on the front steps, or trip over Pete who was laying on the ground covering his nose.

Alice smiled as she watched the girls jog, she turned to her left and saw Dawn still sitting there meditating. Alice scowled at the moonchild and began to shake her.

"didn't you hear me freaky girl get a move on!" said Alice. Dawn didn't react to this making her more angry. "I said get a move on!" she yelled and slapped Dawn.

Meanwhile outside Albert and Gilbert were talking (well Albert was talking Gilbert was nodding his head) when Alice flew out of the cabin and landed on Hector who was walking up the steps.

Hector sighed. "of coarse."

Alice stood up, pushing Hectors face into the mud. She looked at the cabin, scowled and yelled. "I'll get you for that!" she looked over at Albert and Gilbert who had shocked expressions on their face. "what are you two looking at?! Get to jogging."

Albert and Gilbert jogged off, Alice just stood there scowling at the remaining members of her team and shook her head.

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Confessional: cranky ain't she?

Alice. "I can't believe Chris left me on a team of losers!"

Laura. "I don't like that Alice girl much, she's kind of mean plus she has like really bad hair and bad b.o. and…" (the video cut out)

Lindsay. "Alice is like so rude I didn't even get to finish my story."

Albert. "oh man this is good Alice is getting under everyone's skin, Laura's annoying as hell and Hectors an annoying emo. Me and Gilbert are safe."

Dawn. "I think there is someone on this island who understands the predicament as much as I do. But who?"

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(white cabin)

Lewis was sitting on the railing. Courtney walked out of the cabin.

"hey you women better do your share today." jeered Lewis.

"what did you say!" said Courtney.

"I said you women better pull your weight today." said Lewis then he rolled his eyes. "man you women are useless and deaf."

Courtney growled at Lewis, Lewis didn't even bat an eye. Courtney went stomping off, Lewis just shrugged.

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Confessional: what a pig.

Lewis. "man you'd think they'd embrace their short comings."

Courtney. "that sexist, insensitive, pig headed, lard ass!"

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(black cabin)

Sam was in the boys side playing a game on the n64 starring a certain bear and bird duo, when Jimmy and Frank walked in through the door, Jimmy was smiling wickedly. Sam looked at them and gulped.

Jimmy cracked his knuckles. "don't think I haven't forgotten what you said yesterday." he then grabbed Sam by his arm and Frank grabbed his other..

"wait no I'm in the engine room!" yelled Sam as he was dragged out of the cabin.

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Confessional: that engine room haunts me to this day. *shivers*

Sam. "something tells me I'm not on Jimmy's good side."

Jimmy. "that'll teach the nerd to tarnish the good name of modern warfare."

Frank. "man Jimmy's a sociopath."

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Somewhere in the middle of the woods Leon was looking high and low for the idol heads. He looked under rocks and in logs, he looked in tree's and in bushes, everywhere. He sat down on a stump and surveyed the forest. Not one idol head in sight.

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Confessional: now with the chef idol head hidden on the top shelf.

Leon. "where in hell are these things?!"

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(pink cabin)

Flora was sitting on the steps, she looked down at her stomach and sighed. She then looked up and saw Cory walk by.

Cory waved at Flora and she waved back, she smiled and blushed.

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Confessional: these things get shorter and shorter.

Flora. "I have such a crush on Cory, he's so smexy. Plus he's nice to me." *she looks down at her stomach and sighs* "if only he felt the same way."

Cory. "from what I know of Flora she has a serious lack of self confidence. This seems to come from her weight problem. She needs to realize that outer beauty has nothing against inner beauty."

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(gray team)

the team was lined up in front of the cabin again, Alex was standing in front of the.

"okay team." said Alex. "we may have lost yesterdays challenge but that doesn't mean we should give up. So what we lost one of our members."

"good riddance." said Gidget.

"anyways." said Alex. "we need to do our best and you'll see, this team will make it to the finals."

Tyler cheered while Gidget just rolled her eyes.

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Confessional: *sniff* how inspirational.

Gidget. "ugh Alex and his little speeches are so annoying."

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(brown cabin)

Eva was outside the cabin doing her morning exercises. She was trying not to blow up, which was a hard thing to do, Erica always had a witty response for every conversation, Dia was a push over, Bud was a little twerp, Ashley and Amanda were a Sadie and Katie 2.0, Wendy was trying to bite people, Marley was refusing to eat the food afraid it would make her fat (although Eva couldn't blame her as the food was terrible) and Oswald, he was the worst.

Suddenly someone rammed into her, she didn't budge but the person who ran into her was knocked down on their ass.

"ouch your built like a wall." said Todd as he rubbed his nose.

"and don't you forget it." said Eva. She glanced at a bag of potato chips Todd had dropped and picked them up. She looked back at Todd, Todd gulped. "explain yourself."

"Oswald's not feeling well." said Todd.

Eva quirked her uni brow. "Oswald's sick and you got him chips?"

"well it was his idea." said Todd.

"oh it was, was it." said Eva. She then crushed the bag in her fist and walked into the boys side of the cabin.

Oswald was laying in his bunk, he glanced at Eva and smiled. "Eva! Darling, how nice to see you. Please have a seat."

"what the hell do you think you're doing!?" screamed Eva.

"why Eva I have no idea what you mean." said Oswald innocently.

Eva grabbed him by his collar and slammed him into the wall. "you know what I mean!"

"Eva stop!" yelled a voice from outside. Eva turned and saw Beth in the doorway. "put him down." said Beth.

"he's been using Todd to…"

"Eva no matter what he did, there is no reason to resort to violence." said Beth.

Eva muttered something then let go of Oswald. She then stomped out of the cabin muttering. Oswald stood up trying to hid a smile.

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Confessional: (enter snappy comment here)

Eva. "that Oswald's going to be this teams down fall you just wait and see, he's going to cause more trouble than Heather did."

Oswald. "haha this is too easy!"

Beth. "I know Oswald's been scamming most of the others, but Eva really needs to calm down. She really doesn't need to worry it's obvious that Oswald's going to be the first one voted off this team. Were not stupid, we don't want another Heather running around here."

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(purple cabin)

"YOU LAZY CONSIDED…"

"WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A FASSION SENSE!"

No you read correctly were not back at red cabin. Carrie and Jessica were in the middle of a little scream-fest. The subject was that Jessica was not participating in last challenge.

"this isn't a fashion show you brat!" yelled Carrie.

"well obviously. If it was you'd get last place." yelled Jessica.

The rest of purple team was sitting on the porch watching the quarrel and covering their ears.

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Confessional: WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING!1!

Carrie. "that conceded, shallow, fashion obsessed….."

Jessica. "…disgusting, B.O. factory, butch…."

Leshawana. "ooo those white girls can scream."

Richard. "Jessica should have just done what I did and worked for a few seconds then sneak off to the bathroom."

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(polka dot)

D.J. was sitting on his bunk feeding bunny. The only other people in the cabin with him was Dean and Vince. Dean was dancing much to Vince's annoyance.

"would you cut out that crap!" said Vince.

Dean stopped dancing and Scowled at Vince. "this is not crap!"

D.J. seemed to hide behind bunny as the two boys began to argue.

"the disco genre only sold 90 total records, that is the definition of crap." said Vince.

The boys continued to argue, D.J. and bunny decided it was safer under the covers.

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Confessional: Even Toby Keith sold more albums… not that he's a bad musician.

Vince. "ugh that Dean just gets under my skin."

Dean. "Vince is decidedly un-groovy."

D.J. " Vince doesn't seem like a very tolerant person… didn't I already say that."

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The intercom cackled to life and Chris's spoke up. "attention victims. Err I mean campers it is 10:30am. it's time for your next challenge. Meet me at the bonfire ceremony."

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The 130 contestants gathered at the bonfire ceremony, notably there were now 130 total chairs and stumps. Chris stood in front of them smiling his gleaming smile. Alyx, Vanessa, Jake and Eli were standing next to him holding some tools.

"welcome campers to the third challenge of the season!"

"oh god were going to redo the awake-athon aren't we?" grumbled Gwen.

"no that's tomorrows challenge." stated Chris.

"you're kidding right?" asked Gwen.

"maybe." said Chris and he laughed. "no, today's challenge is this." he pulled out a walkie talkie and extended the antenna then spoke into it.

"breaker one nine breaker one nine this is pretty boy calling sgt hatchet, do you read me?"

Chefs spoke up. "breaker one nine breaker one nine this is sgt hatchet, I read you loud and clear."

"good it's time to drop the DOME OF ANNOYANCE." said Chris.

"… Chris I thought we agreed not to call it that." said Chef.

"oh just drop the dome." said Chris.

The sound of a helicopter filled the air.

"it's the RCMP!" screamed Izzy. And she hid behind Owen.

A large helicopter with a glass dome attached to the bottom flew over the contestants. It dropped the dome over the contestants trapping them.

The interns rushed over to the dome and bolted it to the ground. To what I don't know.

Chris walked into the dome through the door that was in the front. "welcome to the DOME OF ANNOYANCE!"

"THE WALLS!" screamed Joe. "THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON ME!" he ran past Chris and out the door.

"okay." said Chris.

"Chris what are you doing!" said Courtney. "you cant trap us in here."

"relax, you can leave anytime you want." "said Chris. Everyone then headed for the door. "if you want you team to lose." everyone groaned and went back to the center of the dome.

"the rules for today's challenge are simple, you have to stay in this dome until 7:30pm. Like I said you can leave anytime you like, but it may cost your team the win, once you leave the dome you can come back. Whichever team has the least amount of members loses. See you in a couple of hours."

Chris walked out of the dome and closed the door behind him. Eli sat down in a chair next to the door and began to read an issue of ebony magazine.

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Confessional: This wont end well.

Gwen. "so lame."

Carrie. "I cant believe that idiot Joe quit the challenge before it began. He is so the next one out."

Courtney. "great now I'm stuck with that lard ass Lewis, he's worse than Ezekiel."

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10:37am.

Heather and Sapphire were sitting down facing each other. They were giving each other the death stare. Alehandro was sitting next to Heather and had his arm around her waist, he was not very happy with the two girls.

"stop staring at me." said Heather.

"stop staring at ME." said Sapphire.

"girls your staring at each other."

"stay out of this!" said the two girls in unison. Alehandro sighed and slumped back.

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Confessional: touchy touchy touchy.

Heather. "that Sapphire is a.. a.. AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!"

Sapphire. "that Heather is a ****** ***** bitch with ******* ******* *** and a large ****** **** burlap ********* ** * ********* ********* tortoise and a donkey with a ******** ****** ******* *** ***** nine ******************************* ************************ and I also don't like her."

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Jo and Collette were sitting on the ground moping.

"I cant believe that these first few challenges have been so ….. Non….. Physical." said Jo.

"I don't know." said Cameron. "the last one we had was pretty strenuous."

Jo scowled at Cameron, she scooped up some dirt from the ground and threw it in his eye. Cameron cried in pain and ran out of the dome, well he ran into a wall first then he ran out of the dome.

"oh great going." said Collette. "you might have just cost us the challenge!"

"you know what I don't need to take this." said Jo then stomped out of Dome.

"pft wimp." said Collette.

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Confessional: Avoiding unnecessary violence. Totally wimpy.

Jo. "I am going to kill her."

Collette. "that Jo thinks she's so tough, if she's so tough how come she didn't win Revenge of the island?"

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Blaineley was sitting on one of the stumps filing her nails, at the other side of the dome Charlie was watching her. He was trying to figure out a way to make up for earlier. He decided to apologize for his being forward. He took in a deep breath and walked over to her.

"helloblaineleyiknowimusthavecomeofftoostrongearlierbutidliketomakeituptoyouhowaboutwegoonadateiknowwereprettylimitedonthisislandbut…"

Blaineley groaned and stood up. She then walked out of the dome. Charlie stood there and sighed.

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Confessional. Is anyone translating what Charlie's saying or are you just skipping over them?

Charlie. *he continuously bangs his head against the wall* "stupidstupidstupid…"

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Oscar was watching Keith and Pete talk, trying to figure out how to approach them. Then Lazlo walked up to Keith and gave him a wedgie. Oscar was surprised to see this, he quickly got over it and grinned a dastardly grin.

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Confessional: The plot thickens.

Oscar. *Rubbing his hands together.* "well looks like I'll have an easy time gaining Keith and Pete's trust. It also seems I wont be able to get Sierra booted anytime soon."

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"so when did you become a prankster?" asked Yuki to Jason. The two were sitting with their backs against the rock wall.

"oh I don't know I've always enjoyed doing it." said Jason. "it's been sort of my great interest."

"great interest?" asked Yuki.

"yeah something in your mind that just clicks." explained Jason.

"cool." said Yuki. Both teens blushed and got a little closer to each other.

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Confessional: young love… wait didn't I say that already?

Jason. "that Yuki's a cool girl. I wonder if she has a boyfriend back home… or a fiancée, they do that in Japan you know."

Yuki. "Jason is so cool. I wonder if father-sensei would approve of him? Probably not since Jason's white."

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The girls from pink cabin we're talking amongst themselves, Flora glanced over at Cory and swooned.

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Someone from green team was fast asleep, and this time it wasn't Ben. Isaac was fast asleep and Emerald had laid his head on her lap and ran her hand thru his hair, Isaac was smiling.

Emerald looked up and saw Tommy watching her with a smile on his face, he gave her a thumbs up and she blushed.

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Confessional: young lo… okay I know I said this before.

Emerald. "I swear I only put Isaacs head on my lap so he would be comfortable that's all… tho I wont deny I enjoyed it

Tommy. *he thumbs up the camera*

Isaac. *stretches* "man I slept good."

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Alice was sitting in a chair moping, wishing it was a physical challenge. But it didn't matter to her she would see this challenge to the end. To make matters worse for her Lindsay started her lip stick story again.

"so the girl who worked there handed me a Blake éclair 98 blueberry blue, an I was like 'what is this a Jody bonnie concert?' " [2]

"you poor thing." gasped Laura.

Alice clasped her ears and grinded her teeth.

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Confessional: this challenge has just started… and it's already boring.

Alice. "I. Hate. These. People."

Lindsay. "man that girl was no help at all thank god I dint ask for eye liner."

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Alex gathered his team together and stood on a chair in front of them.

"alright team challenge number 3 we can do this." said Alex. "this should be easy all we have to do is stay in the dome. Easy peasy."

"whatever." said Gidget with a roll of the eyes. She looked to her left and saw Geoff and Bridgette making out. This made her angry.

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Confessional: wait. how am I talking?

Gidget. "what does he see in that whore!?"

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Eva was sitting on a stump trying not to snap again. Most of her team were mad at her for what happened earlier that morning. She looked over to her left and saw Oswald sitting on a stump using Todd as a footstool as Ashley and Amanda waved a fan to cool him off.

"Dia dear." said Oswald weakly.

"yes?" asked Dia as she came to Oswald's side.

"would you be a dear and get me some fruit? Chefs food didn't agree with me." said Oswald.

"of coarse." said Dia. She ran out of the dome to get the scam artist some fruit. She came back with a bowl full of fruit. She tried to get in thru the door but Eli stopped her.

"oh no white girl, you heard Chris once you leave the dome you cant re enter." said Eli.

"but, but Oswald needs this." said Dia.

"don't care." said Eli. He sat back down and continued to read his magazine, keeping an eye on Dia.

Dia frowned and looked over to her team. She saw Erica and got an idea. "Erica!" she called out.

"what!" yelled Erica.

"come here." yelled Dia.

Erica mumbled something rude then walked over to the girl. "what."

"take these to Oswald please." said Dia and she pushed the fruit bowl into Erica's arms.

"why would I take this to him?" asked Erica.

"because he's sick." said Dia.

"oh yeah? like when he first came to the island?" said Erica.

"please this time it's genuine." said Dia.

Knowing she wouldn't win this fight Erica just sighed and walked away.

"thank you." said Dia.

"wait a minute!" screamed Courtney. "they cant do that can they?"

"no rule against it." said Eli not even looking up from his magazine.

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Confessional: must be an interesting article.

Erica. "what do I look like? a delivery service?"

Oswald. "man these people are dumb."

Eva. "I hate Oswald."

Courtney. "Eli is such a lazy jerk."

Eli. *he just reads his magazine, he licks his fingers and turns a page.* "not my job."

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"I cant take it anymore!" said Vince as he stomped out of the dome. Polka dot watched as their teammate stomp out of the dome. They exchanged a glance to each other.

"what was it this time?" asked Bianca.

"maybe the air was too flat for him." mumbled Monique.

"maybe." said Zoey.

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Confessional: I'm surprised he wasn't the first one out.

Zoey and Mike. Zoey. "seriously what is Vince's problem?"

Mike. "beats me, it seems like he has a bit of an anger issue."

Zoey. "a bit?"

Monique. "that boy aint going to last long."

Vince. "I. hate. Everybody."

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There was a tent next to Alans medical Tent, in the tent there was a wall of telivisions, on the TV's were the contestants in the middle of the challenge. In one side of the tent was a desk with a couple of computers. Alyx the intern was sitting in front of one of the computers with her head propped on her arm, with a smile planted on her face..

Vannessa walked into the tent and noticed Alyx. "wow your awake." she said Sarcasticly.

"yup." said Alyx not looking away from the screen.

"what are you doing?" asked Vanessa.

"reading fan fiction." answered Alyx.

"fan fiction?" said Vanessa. She walked over to Alyx and stood next to her.

"yeah Total Drama fan fiction to be excact." said Alyx.

Vanessa looked at the screen and read some of the story, her eyes widened in horror and her jaw dropped. "oh my."

"yeah some of its slash porn of Chris and Chef." said Alyx.

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Back at the dome. 11:30 am.

"what do you mean theres no bathroom breaks!" said Gwen standing in front of Eli along with a couple other campers.

"boss said no breaks." said Eli not looking up from his magazine. "if you need to go so bad just go, just keep in mind you cant come back."

Gwen groaned and sat back down with her team, while some of the others, Brick, Steve, Sierra, Yuki, Jason, Ginger, Katie, Sadie, R.J., Lindsay, Laura, Hank, Oswald, Erica, Hyde, Crystal, Harold, Leshawna, Patrick, D.J., Monique and Zoey went to the bathroom.

"this is crap." said Gwen.

"interesting choice of words." said Nikolas.

"what ever." said Gwen. "whose in the lead."

"we'd be if Josh and Hyde havent left." said Carlos. "it looks like Green, Black and Polka dot are in the lead."

"then who's last?" asked Gwen

"Orange team I think." said Carlos.

Lewis scoffed and said. "I'm surprised pink team isn't."

"whys that?" asked Carlos.

"um, cause there team is full of girls. And girls are more easily annoyed then boys since their well you know girls." said Lewis matter-of-factly.

Silence filled the dome, all eyes were on Lewis even Eli looked down from his magazine.

"stupid white boy." said Eli and he returned to his magazine.

"what did you just say." said Tina.

"jeez you girls are hard of hearing." said Lewis.

"why you little…" said Tina.

Lewis was grabbed by his collar by Eva. 'you better take that back punk." said Eva.

"why? It's a well known fact that boys are better than girls." said Lewis.

"woah déjà vu, Eh." said Ezekiel.

"I'm going to tear off your head you little punk!" said Eva.

"Eva." said Beth. "your temper."

"what!?" snarled Eva. She looked and Beth then back to Lewis who was scared stupid like Ernest P. Worrel. Eva sighed and let go of Lewis and walked out of the dome along with Heather, Sapphire, Collette, Billi, Gerome, Elisa, Anne Maria, Dakota, Gidget, Ashley, Amanda, Monique, Jessica, Carrie, Bridgette, Gwen, Courtney, Tina, Carlos and Samson.

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Confessional: you'd think people like this don't exist anymore.

Eva. "Lewis is lucky I don't just stomp back into that dome and kick his ass!"

Eli. "and I'd let her, not because Lewis deserves it but because Eva would tear me apart if I stood In her way. The girls psycho." *Eva's arm burst thru the side of the confessional and grips Eli's throat*

Lewis. "pft you'd think they'd be open about their disabilities."

Christopher. "I don't understand why everyone's so mad at Lewis, He's right. Even my mother agrees with my dad when he calls women weak."

Ezekiel. *sigh* "I know I learned my lesson from the time I insulted the girls, but I still feel bad about it."

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1:25pm.

Lightning paced back and forth nervously. Finally he snapped.

"Lightning's Gotta jog!" screamed Lightning. He then ran thru the domes wall, ran right thru it even left his outline.

Eli looked up from his magazine and sighed. "I had money on that brother." he then continued to read his magazine.

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Sam was playing with a Gameboy advance., Julie watched him from a distance. She took in a deep breath and walked up to him.

"hey Sam what are you playing?" asked Julie.

"Banjo-Kazooie revenge of Grunty." said Sam. "I have the urge to play Banjo-Kazooie, but since I don't have my N64 here I'll have to make do.

"oh." said Julie. She didn't understand a thing he said.

Neither of the two noticed as Frank and jimmy snuck up behind them. Jimmy gave Frank a signal and the boy grabbed Sam.

"hello Nerd.' said Frank and he began to twist Sam's arm. The gamer began to scream.

"let him go!" yelled Julie. "your going to break his arm."

"hey this nerd needs to learn not to insult call of duty, sweet cheeks." said Jimmy. He then slapped Julie on her behind.

Julie punched Jimmy and knocked him down. Frank saw this and let go of Sam's arm. The gamer gripped his arm.

Jimmy stood up and rubbed his chin. "tsh c'mon Frank lets get out of here." the two boys left the dome.

Julie kneeled over Sam. "you okay?'

"no they twisted my arm." said Sam. "I gotta got to Alan."

"here let me take you." said Julie. She helped Sam up and lead him to Alan's tent.

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Back at the tent. 1:30pm.

"oh wow." said Vanessa.

"I know." said Alyx.

The two girls were still reading the fan fiction. Jake walked into the tent and saw the two girls, he slicked back his hair and walked over to them.

"hello ladies." said Jake.

"hey Jake." said the two girls in a monotone voice.

"what are you reading?" asked Jake.

"fan-fiction." said the two girls.

"pft fan fiction." scoffed Jake. "The only people who read fan fiction are people who are nerds who are never going to get laid."

"that's what you think." said Scruffy as he swept the floor.

"what does that mean?" asked Jake. "also when did you get In here."

Scruffy stayed quiet and continued to sweep the floor.

"whatever." said Jake with the roll of his eyes. He looked over at the moniters and saw Owen passed gas and half the contestants left the dome including. Alejandro, Matt, Charlie, Oscar, Lazlo, Cody, Daniel, Leon, Zach, Gregory, Duncan, Justin, Ben, Natasha, Tommy, Albert, Gilbert, hector, Zavier, Xavier, Cory, Marley, Wendy, Bud, Lewis, Walter, Richard, Adam, Dean, Mike and Bianca.

"damn at this rate the challenge will be over in another hour." said Jake.

"uh huh." said Vanessa and Alyx in monotone.

Jake, angry walked over to the girls. "what the hell is so interesting about thi… OH MY GOD!"

…...

Back at the dome Owens flatulence still hung in the air.

Aston was nervously trying to turn his lighter on. Alex grabbed his arm.

"don't." said Alex.

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Somewhere in the middle of the woods Leon was searching for the idols again. He was starting to get fustrated, he's been searching for these idols for three days now.

Minutes passed by and soon it he had been searching an hour. He lost his cool, picked up some rocks and began to throw them. As he threw the rocks one of them hit something and knocked it over.

Leon got curious and walked towards where he threw the stone. He came upon a stump, and on tp of the stump was the stone he threw and the Alan idol head.

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Confessional: Well this cant be good.

Leon. "not the idol I was hoping for, but it will do."

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Back at the tent. 7:27pm

Jake lead Chris and Chef into the tent with a grin on his face and a case of the giggles.

"what is it we have work to do, you have work to do." said Chris.

'yeah but we want to show you something." said Jake.

"what is it?" asked Chris impatently. "the challenge is about to end."

"just real quick." said Jake and he lead the two to the computer where Alyx and Vannessa were sitting in front of. "read this." said Jake.

Chris and Chef leaned over the girls and began to read. "okay but I don't see…." started Chris but he couldn't continue. His eyes widened in horror and his jaw dropped. "me and Chef … no. noo. Nonononononononononono!"

Chef put an arm around Chris's shoulder and smiled at the host. "good story huh pretty boy?"

"NO!" screamed Chris as he ran out of the tent.

Chef and Jake burst out laughing and dropped to the floor.

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7:30pm

Chris walked into the dome, still a little freaked out by the fan fiction. "well campers times up! I honestly expected this to go another way but oh well."

Eli walked up to Chris and handed him a clip board. "okay campers it's the moment we've been waiting for, time to announce which teams are safe and which one isint."

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"what do you mean no one won!" yelled Alice.

Isaac yawned and sat up strait. "hey guys what's happening."

"as I said no one won the challenge… yet." said Chris.

"allow me to reiterate my last question." said Alice.

B was counting on his fingers while Isa watched, then something hit her. "it's a twelve way tie."

Isa (and B) were right the only contestants left were Willow and Hugo from red team, Pete and Keith from blue, Isaac and Emerald from green, Dawn and Alice from yellow, Nikolas and G-man from white, Christopher and Sven from black, Owen and Vic from orange, Ron and Delilah from pink, Trent and bill from gray, Beth and Todd from brown, Ulrich and Sid from purple, and B and Isa from polka dot.

"exactly." said Chris. "We can't have a winner if all the teams are tied. So I've decided you guys are going into overtime. The next contestant to leave the dome loses it for their team.'

"but Chris, no one's going to leave the dome knowing it will cost their team." said Beth.

"that's why we have plan B." said Chris As Jake wheeled in a stereo. "we decided to do the one thing you teenagers hate the most…. Play classical music. Specifically Wolfgang."

Jake pressed the play button and classical music began to play, specifically Wolfgang.

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Somewhere in the distance Bennett the D.J. looked up from his dinner in a trash can and frowned.

"Their takin my job!" he screamed.

…...

Half an hour later Back at the dome the contestants were actually pretty passive. No one seemed to mind that they were playing classical music, specifically Wolfgang.

"oh c'mon what is with you." said Chris impatiently.

"Chris just because we're 19 doesn't mean classical music burns our skin." said Hugo. Just as he said that G-man rushed out of the dome covering his ears screaming 'it burns it burns!'

"… I stand corrected." said Hugo.

"and White team loses it!" announced Chris. Nikolas sighed and face palmed.

…...

Later at the cabins. Chris stood in front of the 12 teams.

"that concludes todays challenge." announced Chris. "and wasn't it an exciting one. White team you lost so now you have to choose your favorite loser. Come see me at the bonfire ceremony in one hour."

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Confessional: voting time.

Courtney. "I'm going to need some help getting some votes."

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Courtney grabbed Nikolas by the arm and dragged him behind white cabin.

"you need to vote for G-man." said Courtney.

"what!?" said Nikolas. "why not Lewis?"

"because Lewis is just a sexist loser, while G-man cost us the challenge in the last minute." explained Courtney.

"but G-man is useful, Lewis has no useful skills." said Nikolas.

"don't care just vote for G-man. And don't cross me." said Courtney.

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Confessional: Where everybody knows your name.

Nikolas. "that puttana thinks she can wrap me around her finger, I don't think so I ain't voting for G-man, but I do know who I want to vote for."

…...

Nikolas was standing in the woods along with G-man and Josh.

"yo dog why you bring us out here?" asked G-man.

"I want to talk about voting someone off." said Nikolas.

"who dog?" asked G-man.

"Scott." said Nikolas.

"why him?" asked Josh.

"because I know he's going back to his scheming ways, we need to stop him before he does any damage." said Nikolas.

"you mean like a conspiracy?" asked Josh.

"yes." said Nikolas.

"I knew it !" said Josh.

"so you guys in?" asked Nikolas.

"word." said G-man as he shook Nikolas's hand.

…...

The dome still stood over the Bonfire ceremony. Chris stood next to an oil barrel with a tray with 10 tiki idols. The campers stared at the juice filled idols hoping and knowing that they would get one.

"campers you know how this works." said Chris. "you get a tiki idol you stay, if you don't your outta here! You have to walk the dock of shame and board Haken's boat of losers."

Chris picked up one of the idols. "tonight the tiki heads are filled with fruit punch."

"wernt the last three filled with punch?" asked Alan.

"well.. Yeah.. Wait when did you get here?"

"I've always been here." said Alan.

"well any way.' said Chris. "the first idol goes to…. Gwen." he threw the idol to Gwen.

"also safe are, Tina, Nikolas, Josh." Chris threw each of them an idol.

"Hyde, Samson, Carlos." he threw them their idols.

Those without an idol were Courtney, Lewis, Scott and G-man.

"each of you have received at least one vote." said Chris.

Scott and G-man looked nervous while Courtney and Lewis stayed confident.

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"G-man!" said Chris and he threw G-man his idol.

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"Courtney!" said Chris and he threw her idol.

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"Scott!" said Chris and he threw Scott his Idol.

"what!" said Nikolas.

"Lewis it's time to go." said Chris.

"fine." said Lewis. "your loss for keeping those women around." everybody threw their tikis at Lewis.

Lewis ran away, he ran down the dock and jumped on the boat of losers and it sailed away.

Chris stood on the dock of shame and laughed, He finished laughing and wiped a tear away. He turned and faced the camera.

"well that ends tonight's episode, tune in tomorrow to see more drama, more suspense and more romance only here on…

BIG BAD TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

…...

Meanwhile at Alan's medical tent. Sam was laying in bed playing his gameboy with a cast on his arm, but he still managed to play it. A concerned Julie walked into the tent and sat in a chair next to Sam's bed.

"how you feeling?" asked Julie.

Sam looked up from his gameboy and smiled. "okay. Alan said I only had to keep the cast on for three days."

"wow that's gotta be a bummer." said Julie.

"SAM!" screamed a feminine voice.

Sam sat up in bed and saw who the voice belonged to. "DAKOTA!"

Dakota ran over to her boyfriend and hugged him.

"Alan told me what happened!" said Dakota. "I was so worried." she then kissed Sam which surprised Julie.

"wait are you guys dating?" asked Julie.

"yeah." said Dakota and she went back to kissing Sam.

The crestfallen Julie looked down and sighed. "oh, okay I'll just….go." she dragged her feet across the floor out of the tent.

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Confessional: hell even I forgot they were dating.

Julie. "okay I admit I had a crush on Sam, I just didn't realize he had a girlfriend I thought nerds were suppose to be… you know, single. *sigh* oh well I guess Sam just wasn't meant to be my true love."

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END.

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NEXT TIME. The ultimate slumber party. Next time.

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(votes)

Gwen. "Lewis, he's a little sexist prick who really deserves a good ass kicking."

Courtney. "Lewis is a sexist pig, but G-man cost us the challenge because of classical music."

Lewis. "Courtney, out of all the girls on this team you are the most annoying."

Scott. "well good to know cannon fodder like Lewis is around to keep me safe."

Nikolas. "I saw what you did last season Scott."

Josh. "Scott because he's in a conspiracy to vote us all off."

G-man. "Scott man, he's up to something, I can feel it."

Hyde. *ahem* "Lewis hurt Tina's feelings so he has to go."

Tina. "Lewis is a fat sexist loser, need I say more.'

Samson. *playing with his ipad* "Lewis."

Carlos. "Lewis needs to go."

(Results.)

Lewis. 6

Scott. 3

Courtney. 1

G-man. 1

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(teams)

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Red

Heather: The Queen bee.

Alejandro: The arch villain.

Cameron: Wide eyed bubble boy.

Sapphire: The bitch.

Willow: the Animal rights activist.

Hugo: the voice of reason.

Matt: The jerk.

Collette: the Gym girl.

Jo: Take no prisoners jock-ette.
Brick: the Cadet.

Lightning: the Overachiever.

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Blue

Billie: The jealous girlfriend.

Gerome: The weird foreigner.

Ezekiel: Home school.

Sierra: the uber fan.

Blaineley: The one who's not suppose to be here.

Charlie: The sugar rush.

Steve: The nice guy.

Oscar: The controller.

Pete: The movie buff.

Keith: The weirdo.

Lazlo: The jersey boy.

Green

Duncan: The delinquent.

Noah: High I.Q.

Justin: The eye candy.

Isaac: 'Mr. Perfect.'

Miguel: The muscle.

Ben: The narcoleptic.

Kurt: The epic

R.J.: the tomboy.

Emerald: the Total drama spy

Natasha: The Shy Swede.

Tommy: the Silent guy.

Yellow

Mitch: The athlete.

Greg: The silent Latino mechanic.

Lindsay: The dumb princess.

Dawn: The Moonchild.

Albert: The scheming chef.

Gilbert: The deaf guy.

Hector: The Goth guy.

Dakota: The fame hound.

Laura: The annoying girl.

Will: The dedicated larper.

Alice: The acrobat.

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White

Gwen: The loner.

Courtney: The type A.

Scott: The devious.

Nikolas: The Italian Mafioso.

Josh: The conspiracy theorist.

G-man: The gangster.

Hyde: The boy with a secret.

Tina: The Hawaiian girl.

Samson: The computer nerd.

Carlos: The kind gay guy.

Black

Izzy: Psycho hose beast.

Bridgette: The surfer girl.

Geoff: The party dude.

Crystal: the Rich girl

Christopher: Over the top Christian.

Frank: The biker.

Jimmy: The bully.

Dominic: the Punk rocker.

Sven: the Lazy guy.

Julie: The unlucky in love cowgirl.

Sam: The nice guy gamer.

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Orange

Cody: The geek.

Owen: The lovable oaf.

Yuki: the Japanese tourist.

Daniel: The TV psychic.

Elisa: The cheerleader.

Jason: The prankster.

Vic: the Mellowed out rocker.

Anne Maria: Jersey shore reject.

Leon: The French antagonist.

Ginger: Controller girl

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Pink

Katie: The sweet girl.

Sadie: The sweet girls friend.

Zach: The know it all.

Gregory: The poet.

Kat: the Artsy chick.

Xena: the quiet girl.

Ron: the Blue collar guy.

Delilah: The French girl.

Tim: the bickering male twin.

Liz: The bickering female twin.

Flora: The nervous eater.

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Gray

Tyler: The accident prone jock.

Trent: The cool musician.

Gidget: Girl who lives in her swimsuit.

Bill: Cool skater dude.

Ashton: The pyro.

Zavier: The brit.

Xavier: The other brit.

Alex: The soccer team captain.

Hank: the Small fry.

Cory: the male model with a brain.

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Brown

Eva: The female bully.

Beth: The wannabe.

Todd: The nerd.

Bud: The sneak.

Ashley: Female twin 1.

Amanda: Female twin 2.

Wendy: Crazy witch girl.

Oswald: The scam artist.

Marley: The anorexic girl.

Erica: The sarcastic chick.

Dia: The follower.

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Purple

Harold: The dweeb.

Leshawna: The sister with a 'tude.

Joe: The panophobe.

Patrick: Creepy stalker guy.

Reginald: The sports fanatic.

Walter: Nerdy kid.

Ulrich: Surfer dude

Richard: the Rich kid.

Jessica: the Fabulous girl.

Carrie: the Angry girl.

Sid: the physiological Beach bum.

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Polka dot:

D.J.: the brick house with a heart.

Zoey: The indie chick.

Adam: The cowboy.

Dean: the Disco fan.

Quincy: the Genuine psychic.

Vince: The easily annoyed.

B: strong, silent genius.

Mike: the Multiple personality.

Isa: the Punk rock girl.

Bianca: the Kind girl

Monique; Streets girl

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(employees)

Alan: The skirmish medic/ apprentice chef.

Scruffy: The mysterious janitor.

Bennett: The mentally disturbed D.J.

Haken: The German Boat of losers captain.

Jake: The womanizing intern.

Vanessa: The only intern that does a f***ing thing.

Alyx: The sleepy intern.

Eli: The Black Panther intern.

Arthur: The animal lover/aftermath commentator.

(idols)

Tdi cast: Immunity plus a extra vote. (22 total)

Tdwt cast: Extra vote. (3 total)

Tdri cast: Immunity. (13 total)

Chris: Immunity plus a second effect.

Chef: A good meal cooked by chef.

Scruffy: Advantage in a challenge.

Bennett: Switch immunity.

Haken: The sole vote.

Jake: Extra vote.

Vanessa: Minus one vote from yourself.

Alyx: Choose whose vote doesn't count.

Eli: Switch vote.

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(eliminated)

1. Staci: the compulsive liar.

2. Jeff: the hippie?

3. Lewis: the fat sexist loser.

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(authors note)

2. Lindsay meant to say Bon Jovi.

That ends it for Lewis. I had originally intended for him to be a bit less… subtle. He was from my old fan-fic. I didn't change him at all except his name, which used to be Nathan. He actually got farther in this story than my first story. He was originally going to be eliminated second.

Well anyway thanks for reading and keeping the urge to shoot yourself in check, I know most of you felt that way while reading this.

Justagamer1.