Disclaimer: I do not own the total drama series or any of the characters. What part of fan-fiction didn't you understand?
Warning: This episode includes occasional explicit language, some minor sexual references, and some other offensive stuff. No monkeys were harmed in the making of this story, well except for that one but he had that coming.
Pairings: Duncan/Gwen, Alejandro/Heather, Bridgette/Geoff, Dakota/Sam, Izzy/Owen, Lindsay/Tyler, Mike/Zoey, Billie/Gerome. And the rest are a secret for now.
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Episode 5: Slumber party.
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Chris stood on the dock of shame beaming at the camera ready to open the episode.
"Last time on big bad total drama island…
"We had our 130 contestants sit in a giant glass dome.
"As boring as it sounds it certainly does kick up some drama when you put 130 teenagers under a glass dome with nothing to do.
"Julie made a move on Sam but discovered he was dating Dakota, Lewis made some sexist comments and our interns discovered a pornographic fan-fiction of me and Chef. *shiver*
"In the end it was Lewis who was voted off due to his sexist comments. I mean dude didn't that guy watch the first season when Ezekiel did that.
"Will the next challenge be exciting?
"Will we ever figure out who wrote that fan-fiction of me and Chef? *shiver*
"And who will be the next to walk the dock of shame?
"All these questions and more will be answered on tonight's episode of
"BIG BAD TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
(Theme song)
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Red cabin
Although I don't know what 19 year olds are awake at 7:30 in the morning, but they were. Heather and Alejandro we're bright eyed and bushy tailed and making out on Heathers bunk, Heather was sitting on Alejandro's lap while Alejandro was shirtless.
The two stopped kissing for a moment. "Too bad we're in a contest and can't go any farther huh chica." Alejandro said.
"Yeah too bad." Heather said as she traced her finger along his chest.
Sapphire walked into the cabin and grimaced at the sight of the two. "Oh barf! You're actually making out with that wash up?" said Sapphire.
"Oh cram it Sapphire." Heather yelled as she stood up and walked up to Sapphire.
"Oh and why should I? Wash up." Sapphire insulted.
Heather clenched her fist and growled at Sapphire. "A wash up am I? Well you want to know what you are?!"
"No what!?" Sapphire yelled.
As the two girls argued Alejandro sighed and put his shirt back on. He glanced out the door and saw most of their teammates have gathered in front of their door. A look of concern grew on his face; he rushed over to Heather and grabbed her arm.
"Come with me." Alejandro said. He led Heather out of the cabin and into the woods. When they reached an area where he believed no one would find them. He looked at Heather and scowled at her.
"What do you think you're doing?!" Alejandro asked. "Arguing with Sapphire like that, don't you know we're at the bottom of the food chain here? We have no power here anymore; the second this team loses we're the first ones to go!"
"You think I don't know that!" Heather yelled. "That bitch has to rub it in my face every day!"
As the two argued unknown to them someone was watching from a distance.
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Confessional: Plot point.
Alejandro. "I know I shouldn't have yelled at Heather like that, but she needs to learn to keep her cool. If she doesn't she may end up the first to go."
Heather. "I know Alejandro's right but I just can't stand that Sapphire, she's just so. *ugh*"
Bud. "Heather and Alejandro fighting, I know someone who would like to know about this."
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Sapphire stomped out of the cabin mumbling something. She walked past Miguel who smiled and whistled at her. She turned to him and Scowled; she walked up to him and slapped him across the face. She stomped away from him while he rubbed his sore face with a smile planted on it.
"She wants me." Miguel said.
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Confessional: a girl slapping you, a sure sign that she likes you.
Sapphire. "The only person I hate more than Heather is that pig Miguel, who does he think he is?"
Miguel. "I knew that Sapphire chick digged me from the start."
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Cameron, Brick and Lightning we're keeping their distance as they watched Jo and Collette scowl at each other. They we're scared out of their wits, afraid of getting hit in the crossfire of the barrage of kicks and punches that we're soon to come.
"Make a move Co-lame." Jo insulted.
"Co-lame am I? Well you're Jo-bad at sports." Collette said.
"Oh would you just fight already!" Brick said. "Your lame name puns are killing us."
"Stay out of this!" Collette and Jo yelled in unison.
Brick whimpered and hid behind Lightning. Jo and Collette turned their attention back to each other.
"You know what Jo?" Collette started. "Bricks right you are lame."
"WHAT!" Jo yelled.
"You heard me." Collette said.
Infuriated Jo grabbed a piece of the railing and broke it off. She swung at Collette, but Brick Lightning and Cameron held her back. Collette stood there smugly grinning with her arms crossed.
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Confessional: cat fight!
Collette. "Jo is such a wanna be."
Jo. "One of these days there's going to be nobody to hold me back from tearing that bitches face off!"
Lightning. "sha-zow Lightning ain't never been so afraid in his life."
Cameron. "something tells me this rivalry is going to get out of hand soon."
Brick. "I have a feeling that someone's going to die by the end of today's challenge."
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Hugo was walking through the woods, not expecting to see anyone out there, when all of a sudden he heard some crying. He searched for the source of the crying and found Willow sitting on a rock crying.
Not wanting his teammate to be sad he walked up to her. "Are you okay?" Hugo asked concerned.
Willow looked up at Hugo and wiped away her tears. "Yeah I'm fine I just…" Willow started but couldn't finish, she burst into tears again.
Hugo batted her on the back. "What's troubling you?" Hugo asked.
"Please I just want to alone now." Willow said.
"Okay." Hugo said. "But if you need any one to talk to just ask." Hugo left. Willow sat there and continued to cry.
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Confessional: we all need somebody to lean on.
Willow. "Hugo means well but I just need some time to be alone…"
Hugo. "It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what's troubling Willow, after all we all heard it over the intercom after Jeff's elimination, I just want Willow to tell me herself what's troubling her."
Matt. "wuss!"
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Gerome was standing on the porch of his team's cabin staring out at the sky. He heard a screen door open and saw Billie walk out of the girl's side of the cabin.
"Hey babe." Gerome said. Billie turned to him and smiled.
"Not now babe I need a shower I stink." Billie said, she walked off the porch and headed for the showers.
Gerome watched Billie and sighed.
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Confessional: what? You were expecting me to say something.
Gerome. "When I first met Billie she was clingy, but now she seems distant. I even swear when she looked at me she scowled at me. Maybe it was a bad idea to hook up with a girl after just meeting her."
Billie. "'hey babe' *ugh* he acts like nothing's wrong but there is, he's cheating on me with Blaineley I know he is."
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Ezekiel was sitting on the dock of shame.
"Hey Zeke." a voice from behind Ezekiel said.
Ezekiel turned and saw Tyler standing on the dock soaking wet.
"Tyler what happened to yoo', eh." Ezekiel asked.
"Oh you know jumped into the lake being chased by bees after I knocked down their next with a rock I kicked up during my morning jog." Tyler explained.
"Oh." Ezekiel said. He turned his attention back to the lake.
"Something troubling you dude?" Tyler asked.
"Just wishing I never jo'ined the show, eh." Ezekiel answered.
"Oh why's that?" Tyler asked.
"Everyboody hates me, they wish I were dead." Ezekiel said.
"C'mon not everybody wants you dead." Tyler said.
"No its true everyboody here wants me dead and everyboody not oo'n the show want me dead too." Ezekiel said.
"What makes you say that?" Tyler asked.
Ezekiel sighed. "I received a letter after total drama island, in it was…. An unflattering picture o'f me hanging from a gall'ows surrounded by woo'men. And an even less flattering message written oo'n the back. I doont want to repeat what it said."
"I won't make you." Tyler said.
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Confessional: … was that even a real Canadian accent?
Tyler. "Ezekiel got a death threat?! I'm honestly surprised, I mean he has a bigger fan base then I do! And I haven't even received a death threat myself, I mean haven't you seen sports fans, they go on riots when their favorite team wins, what do you think they think about me? *gulp*"
Ezekiel. "I want to go home."
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Oscar was sitting on a stump in the middle of the woods; he looked at his watch and grew impatient.
"Where is he?" Oscar said out loud. Just then Steve walked up to Oscar with Keith and Pete following him.
"You wanted to see us?" Pete asked.
"Yes." Oscar said. "I need you to join us in an alliance."
"An alliance!" the three said in unison. (Three counting Lopez)
"Yes an alliance." Oscar said. "I noticed you were having some problems with Lazlo. So I've decided to help you get rid of him."
"What's the catch?" Keith asked.
"Just vote with me and we'll be even Steven." Oscar said.
The two boys thought for a moment then agreed to join Oscar's alliance.
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Confessional: Boring!
Oscar. "oooh man this is great, my alliance now has reached 4 members, two more and we have the majority. But whom to ask to join…"
Steve. "Now that we have more alliance members it's time for the Underdog squad to rise! … okay we're not called underdog squad but I'm going to ask Oscar if we can name ourselves that."
Pete. "Dude why do I feel like Larry from 'I sold my spaghetti to the devil.'?"
Keith. "Hopefully this won't blow up in my face."
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Charlie was walking along the beach looking around; he spotted a beautiful seashell and picked it up. He held it up in the sunlight and admired it. He then ran off to the cabins.
Meanwhile Blaineley was walking to the confessional with her hands over her ears, because Sierra was following her and talking her head off. Charlie ran up to Blaineley and presented to her the seashell.
"Blaineleyisawthisandthoughtofyouandimsorryiwascomingontoostrongly…"
Blaineley groaned and walked away from Charlie.
Charlie stood their crestfallen, he dropped the seashell and it shattered into a million pieces upon reaching the ground.
Blaineley continued to walk as Sierra followed. "He totally likes you." Sierra said.
"Great just what I need, I get enough guys hitting on me." Blaineley said.
Just then Lazlo stood in front of her and flexed. "Oh hey Blaineley didn't see you there.
Blaineley groaned and shook her head.
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Confessional: oh, boys and their hormones.
Blaineley. "I really need to read the fine print in contracts."
Sierra. "I wish in was on a team with one of the original 22, not Blaineley she wasn't even a contestant.
Lazlo. *flexing* "yeah she wants me."
Charlie. "imsuchanidiot."
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Duncan walked out of one of the showers in the communal bathroom with a towel around his waist. He carefully stepped over Ben who had fallen asleep. He saw Justin standing in front of the mirror styling his hair. He noticed Justin was wearing nothing but a towel and smiled.
Duncan grabbed the towel and pulled it away.
"Hey!" Justin yelled.
"Keep away!" Duncan said as he ran out of the shower.
Justin chased Duncan out of the communal showers but stopped when he realized he was naked.
Katie and Sadie saw him and 'skeeeeed'. Sadie fainted in Katie's arms. Justin covered his shame and rushed back into the communal washroom.
Kurt's eyes widened in surprise as a naked Justin ran in. Justin huffed and puffed and growled.
"I'm going to make him pay!" Justin growled.
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Confessional: ah fun in the boys shower … I'm strait I swear, I have a girlfriend.
Justin. "Unbelievable you'd think Gwen would have trained him by now."
Katie and Sadie. *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Duncan. "Too easy."
Kurt. *he makes varies hand gestures, they don't make any sense but he looks cool doing them.*
Ben. *zzzzzZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZ*
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Isaac walked out of the cabin and stretched. He surveyed the camp and smiled, the sun was shining, the birds we're singing it was a beautiful day, even if they we're at wawanakwa.
"Sleep well?" asked a voice.
Isaac turned and saw R.J. sitting on the banister.
"You slept most of yesterday I didn't expect you to be up bright and early." R.J. said.
"I come from a Mormon family waking up early is pretty much our thing." Isaac said as he stuffed his hands in his hoodies pocket.
"It's 7:35am." R.J. said.
"Well it's early-ish." Isaac said with a shrug.
R.J. smiled and rolled her eyes.
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Confessional: the early bird gets the early bird special.
R.J. *blushing* "Isaac's a nice boy, if I was into boys I'd probably go after him."
Isaac. *blushing* "R.J.'s a pretty neat girl, I'll admit I have a bit of a crush on her, but to be honest we've only known each other for about 3 days so it's not really time to determine if I have feelings for her. Besides Emeralds a pretty cool girl too…"
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Tommy was swimming in the lake doing a back stroke. He stopped swimming and looked toward the beach. Natasha was sitting on the beach watching him
Tommy waved to her and she waved back. He motioned for her to join him in the water but she shook her head.
Tommy continued to swim while Natasha sat on the beach. Natasha sighed and buried her head between her knees.
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Confessional: Watching… not as good as doing but… not as good as doing.
Natasha. "Oh why am I so nervous? I didn't even put on my swimsuit because I was so nervous."
Tommy. *he just blushes and sighs.*
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Noah ventured through the woods like Leon looking for an idol. As he searched he noticed a cave with a musical note carved above the entrance.
This intrigued Noah, he walked into the cave surveyed the area cursing himself for not bringing a light source.
He started to leave when he spotted a little wooden idol shaped like Bennett's head on a pedestal
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Confessional: still with the Chef idol head on its shelf.
Noah. "I never survived a single elimination ceremony in the seasons I've been in, so this should keep me safe."
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Mitch, Greg, Will, Albert, Gilbert, Laura, Dakota, Hector, and Lindsay were jogging through the woods with Alice following behind spouting insults.
"My feet are tired." Lindsay complained.
"Keep moving!" Alice yelled.
"My feet hurt too." Laura complained.
"Keep moving!" Alice yelled. "One more word out of anybody and we're going to run another 5 laps."
Everyone grumbled and mumbled incoherently.
"What was that?" Alice said. "You want to go another 5 laps? Good!"
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Confessional: longest confessional EVAH!
Alice. "Discipline is the key to victory, if I discipline my team enough we should be on the road to victory in no time."
Dakota. "Alice is going to get us killed."
Lindsay. "Allie is so mean; I wish I was on the same team as Tyler."
Laura. "*ugh* after that jog my back hurt and my legs hurt and my…*static*
Hector. "Why can't Alice just leave me be."
Mitch. "Man Alice is a first class babe, she's hot and she's gonna lead this team to victory!"
Greg. *he just shakes his head in disapproval*
Albert. "Oh man this is good Alice is defiantly going to be the first one out."
Gilbert. *sighs and shakes his head*
Will. "Alice tis a cruel mistress."
Dawn. "There is someone else on this island who knows of Leon and his plan I plan on meeting her this morning."
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Dawn wandered the woods looking for this... mystery person. As she searched she felt the presence of someone behind her. She turned and it was Quincy.
"You know what is going to happen here." Quincy said.
"Yes I do." Dawn responded. "It's about Leon isn't it?"
"Yes I do, he is a problem and he has to be eliminated." Quincy said. "He has gained the trust of many of the contestants. But there is one who can stop him."
"Who?" Dawn asked.
"I'm not sure." Quincy said.
Dawn thought for a moment then smiled. "Isaac! I saw something in him that was pure, he could be the one."
"True I saw something in him too, but I'm not sure if it is him." Quincy said. "Heather has just as much of a chance of being the one to conquer Leon as Isaac does."
"So what do we do?" Dawn asked.
"Our best." Quincy said.
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Confessional: coolest or worst conversation… probably the worst.
Quincy. "Isaacs's aura is pure, but I am not sure he's the one to defeat Leon."
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Nikolas was in the middle of the woods with G-man and Josh.
"Well looks like last night's elimination was a complete failure." Nikolas said. "What happened there? Why didn't Scott get eliminated?"
"We didn't have the majority." G-man said. "We're an alliance of three in a team of 11 now 10."
"You know what I think." Josh said.
"A conspiracy?" Nikolas sighed.
"Oh my god how did you know?!"
"Lucky guess." Nikolas said sarcastically. "Anyway, we need to get rid of Scott so I say we form a permanent alliance."
"Sounds like a plan." G-man said. "What do we call this alliance?"
"Don't know but it's gotta be something original." Nikolas said.
"How about conspiracy busters?" Josh said.
"No how about chill town alliance?" G-man said.
"Sounds good." Josh said.
"Then it's settled, from now we are the Chill town alliance." Nikolas said.
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Confessional: that sounds familiar…
Nikolas. "Doesn't matter to me if the alliance has a name or not I just want to be rid of that stronzo Scott."
G-man. "Scott better watch his ass dog cuz' the Chill town alliance with be up in his grill."
Josh. "yes I have a group of people watching my back making sure nothing bad happens to me… wait does that mean I'm part of a conspiracy? OH CRAP!"
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Hyde was pacing back and forth in the boys side of the white cabin. He glanced out the window and saw Tina, he took in a deep breath and walked outside toward Tina.
"Hi Ti *ahem* I mean hi Tina beautiful day isn't it?" Hyde said.
"Oh get lost Shorty!" Tina said. She stomped away and left behind Hyde who sighed, hey that rhymed!
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Confessional: Rhyme time.
Tina. "*ugh* I need to form an alliance so I can get rid of that guy, he is so annoying."
Hyde. "I need to find away to get Tina's attention. Maybe that poet guy Gregory can give me a few pointers. Nerds like that always get the girl in my school." *He looks at the camera and panics* "*ahem* I mean by school I mean college cause I'm 19."
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Samson was sitting on his bunk playing with his ipad. Carlos was watching him from his bunk."
"You're really into that thing huh?" Carlos said.
"mmh hmm." Samson mumbled.
"Personally I never was into computers." Carlos said.
"mmh hmm." Samson mumbled.
"I mean computers are cool and all but…" Carlos said.
"mmh hmm." Samson mumbled.
"…you're not listening to me are you?" Carlos said.
"mmh hmm." Samson mumbled.
Carlos thought for a moment then smiled. "Hey Sammy, Bridgette's outside naked calling your name!"
"mmh hmm." Samson mumbled.
"Thought so." Carlos said.
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Confessional: huh? You say something?
Carlos. "Samson really seems preoccupied with his device, he should be careful I've seen these shows before and I know they frown upon anyone who they think isn't going to be useful to the team."
Samson. *he continues to play with his device.*
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Gwen was sitting on her bunk minding her own business, when Courtney walked in. Courtney scowled at Gwen at stomped out of the cabin. Gwen looked concerned and sighed.
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Confessional: …. Wait its over already? I want my money back!
Gwen. "Courtney's been a bit sour since I… well… stole her boyfriend. I know it's not the most morally righteous thing to do, but they we're always fighting and breaking up practically every 5 minutes."
Courtney. "I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her…" *she continues to do this for a while*
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Scott was wandering through the woods searching for an idol, because from the looks of it it's everybody's favorite hobby. He looked high and low for the wooden objects, but he couldn't seem to find any. Frustrated he threw a rock at a tree; it bounced off the tree and hit Scott in the head.
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Confessional: still with Chef Idol head on top of shelf.
Scott. "I really seem to be having a terrible run of luck lately maybe it's karma for what happened in revenge of the island… Nah." *a raccoon falls from the ceiling and mauls Scott*
Raccoon. 'Chicoestúpido,me alegré demutilarsu carafueraque es un idiota."
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Geoff and Bridgette we're walking along the beach holding hands. A short distance away Gidget was watching them. She walked over to them.
"Hey Geoff." Gidget said seductively, she looked at Bridgette and frowned. "Hello Bridgette." She said without much enthusiasm.
"Um… hey Gidget." Geoff said trying to be polite.
"How's it going?" Gidget asked as she got closer to Geoff.
"Um… okay." Geoff said uncomfortably.
Bridgette scowled and stood between Gidget and Geoff. "Look Gidget I don't mean to be rude but me and Geoff would like to finish our walk." She grabbed Geoff and looked straight into his eyes menacingly. "Right?"
"Yeah sure thing babe." Geoff stammered.
Bridgette stomped away from Gidget pulling Geoff along. As they left Gidget stood there, crossed her arms and smiled.
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Confessional: home wreckers. Gotta hate 'em.
Gidget. "Geoff is so mine."
Bridgette. *worrisome* "I didn't mean to snap at Geoff like that, it's just that Gidget gets under my skin how she flirts with my boyfriend."
Geoff. "Man Gidget doesn't really seems to get on bridge's nerves.
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Hugo sat with his back against the mess hall, waiting patiently for Willow to come to him and for the next challenge to start.
Crystal walked by talking to herself. "… Freaking have to come to this island and freaking have to hang around these nerds so I can pay off my own credit card bill, why can't daddy pay for it he has the money."
"Unbelievable." Hugo muttered. Crystal turned to him and scowled.
"What?!" Crystal said.
"Doesn't it occur to you that perhaps he wants to teach you a lesson?" Hugo said.
"You don't know anything." Crystal said.
"I know you have credit cards to pay off and your father cut you off." Hugo said calmly.
"How did you know?!" Crystal yelled.
"You practically announced it." Hugo said.
"Stay out of my business." Crystal yelled and she stomped off.
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Confessional: I ran out of things to say.
Crystal. "Hugo thinks he knows me, well he doesn't."
Hugo. "Hopefully I can get Willow and Crystal to open up to their problems so I can help them with them. It's no good to have baggage."
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In black cabin Sven was laying on his bunk doing nothing, Sam (still with a cast on his arm) was playing another video game where a boy with a clawed hand searched for black hearts dubbed 'shadowwraiths' and Christopher was sitting on his bunk reading his bible.
Then Jimmy and Frank barged into the cabin.
"Well well well," Jimmy said. "Looks like the nerds are all here."
With a snap of jimmy's fingers Frank grabbed Sam and held him in a head lock. "Time to finish what we started." Frank said grinning deviously. "And there's nothing your little cow girl bimbo can do about it."
Jimmy glanced over to Sven and Christopher who were scared out of their wits. Jimmy smiled and chuckled.
"Well looks like we've got some new toys to play with." Jimmy said cracking his knuckles.
"HEY YOU!" screamed a voice.
Jimmy looked around to see where the voice came from but it seem to come from nowhere. The voice sounded familiar to him, it sounded a lot like…
"Up here." said the voice. Jimmy looked up and saw with a frightened expression, Izzy hanging from the rafters.
Izzy dropped from the rafters and let out a war cry. She landed on Jimmy and started wailing on him. Jimmy tried to pull her off but Izzy was not letting up.
"Frank help!" Jimmy screamed. Frank didn't respond he was scared stiff.
Jimmy finally managed to get Izzy off of him and rushed out of the cabin. Izzy watched his escape then turned to Frank who still had Sam in a head lock.
"Let him go." Izzy said.
Frank let go of Sam and ran out of the cabin.
"Thanks Izzy." Sam said.
"No problem." Izzy said. She then struck a heroic pose. "The day is saved thanks to the valiant efforts of… SUPER IZZY."
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Confessional: you think she has a costume?
Jimmy. "One day I'll get Sam and he will pay for what he said about call of duty."
Frank. *shiver* "Izzy scares the crap outta me."
Christopher. "*pft* I'd be more thankful if it wasn't that demonic redhead who rescued us."
Sven. "Man Izzy is really hot. But too active for my tastes."
Sam. "*sigh* Jimmy and Frank really have it out for me, thank god Izzy was there… wait why was she hanging from the boys side rafters anyhow?"
Izzy. "Izzy likes spying in some of the contestants; I learn a lot of things from them, like R.J. is a lesbian, Leon is evil, oh and Lazlo he's," *she puts her thumb and index finger close together symbolizing something is small and laughs. She stops laughing and wipes a tear from her eye. "Oh and Hyde is…" *static*
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Dominic was sitting on the porch strumming his guitar when Isa walked by, she saw him and smiled.
"That a Stratocaster?" Isa asked.
Dominic looked up and smiled. "Yup."
"Pretty cool guitar." Isa said.
"Yeah their a pretty popular guitar." Dominic said.
"yeah." Isa said. "Can you play?"
Dominic raised an eyebrow and grinned. "No I just bought it because I thought it was cool looking." He said sarcastically.
Isa smiled and rolled her eyes. "Okay wise guy, maybe you can play for me one of these days."
"Maybe." Dominic said.
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Confessional: casual conversation… does not make for good drama.
Dominic. "I know I just met her but I think Isa is a pretty rad girl. Plus her hair is kinda cool"
Isa. "Dominic's pretty cute, and that snake tattoo on his arm is cool."
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Cody and Vic we're playing keep away with Owen, throwing an orange back and forth. Laughing and giggling and just having a good time. Daniel was in the cabin watching them.
'Buffoons.' He thought to himself. He sat down on his bunk and rested his chin in his hands. "Where are they?" he thought to himself
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Confessional:
Daniel. "You know it would be very nice if my alliance would, GET TOGETHER FOR A SINGLE STINKEN MEETING!"
Owen. "My teammates are awesome."
Cody. "You know it seems that only a few of our teammates are nice. Like Owen and Vic, Yuki and Jason are nice too. So was Staci, I wonder why she was voted out, I mean her compulsive lying was annoying but I don't think that would be enough to get her eliminated."
Vic. "dude Owen and Cody are pretty cool man."
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Jason and Yuki were taking a small walk through the woods; Jason had asked her if she wanted to go to see 'more of Canada'.
"Thank you for asking me on this walk." Yuki said with a blush.
"No problem." Jason said with a shrug.
They continued to walk, both enjoying their walk and each other's company. As they walked they spotted an apple tree.
Jason turned to Yuki. "Want an apple? A lot better than Chefs cooking."
"Sure." Yuki said.
Jason took off his hoodie and climbed up the tree. Yuki watched him and noticed the roman numerals XV in a circle carved in the bark of the tree.
"Bombs away!" Jason said as he dropped a couple of apples from the tree. He started to climb down, but noticed a little wooden object in the corner of his eye. He grabbed the object and dropped down from the tree.
"Eat up!" Jason said. The two picked up an apple and began to eat. Jason looked at the object he collected and saw it was a wooden model of Sadie's head.
"You found an idol!" Yuki exclaimed.
"Yeah and if I remember correctly the TDI idols give you immunity and two extra votes." Jason said thoughtfully.
"That should help you get ahead in the game." Yuki said.
"Yeah." Jason said.
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Confessional: *out to lunch*
Yuki. "it's kind of funny how the Sadie idol was hidden in a apple tree considering apples are the reason she was voted off in the first season.
Jason. "I have a suspicion that I'm cannon fodder for Daniels alliance so this should come in handy."
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Ginger, Anne Maria and Elisa were in the girl's side of orange cabin. Elisa was stretching, Ginger was reading a magazine and Anne Maria was spraying hair spray in her hair.
Ginger began coughing for the large cloud of hair spray Anne Maria was creating. "Watch where you're spraying that, Jersey shore reject."
"What did you just call me?" Anne Maria said.
"A Jersey shore reject." Ginger said.
"Well at least I'm not a ginger haired whore." Anne Maria said.
"What did you just call me?" Ginger seethed.
"You heard me!" Anne Maria said.
They continued to argue while just sighed and continued to stretch.
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Confessional: lot of fighting this season, no?
Ginger. "*ugh* I need to talk to Leon about getting rid of that girl."
Anne Maria. "That Ginger thinks she's so high and mighty, well I hope we lose our next so I can vote her off."
Elisa. "I agree with both of them, Anne Maria is a jersey shore reject and Ginger is a red haired whore."
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At the mess hall Alan was taking a bag of trash out to a garbage can. He placed the bag in the trashcan and closed the lid.
"Alan, when you comeback I need some help putting the oatmeal out of its misery! It's starting to grow legs!" Chef yelled from in the kitchen.
Alan sighed and turned to go back to the kitchen but ran into Leon. Alan got scared and backed into the trashcans.
"What do you want?" Alan asked. He didn't like Leon.
Leon said nothing he just pulled the idol. Alan's eyes widened in surprise, he sighed and took the idol.
Leon grinned. "Where are all the idols?"
"There are symbols that identify where the idols are hidden." Alan said reluctantly. "Like how there was a Red Cross symbol on the stump where this idol was placed on."
"I see." Leon said. He walked away from Alan deep in thought. He didn't remember a Red Cross symbol where the idol was hidden. Then again he didn't see the other side of it, it could have been there.
He shook it off and continued to walk.
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Confessional: with Chef Idol on shelf and fork and spoon carved on the outside of the door.
Leon. "Why would Chris make it so easy to find the Idols, perhaps to stir up some drama?" *he sighs* "this may make things harder for me."
Alan. "Leon bothers me, he really does. He just seems… evil."
Chris. "That's why we brought him on the show."
…...
Alex was standing on the front steps, Trent, Tyler Aston, Hank and Bill were standing in front of him.
"Okay team day number 4." Alex said. "Another day another challenge… so…" he does a quick head count and notices some teammates are missing. "Where are Gidget, Zavier and Xavier?"
"Gidget said she had to get her man away from a whore." Hank said. "And Zaveir and Xavier went on a date."
"A date!" Alex exclaimed.
"Yeah with Kat and Xena." Hank said.
Alex sighed. "Why can't my team meetings work out?" he walked past his teammates and Aston who was playing with his lighter. Alex grabbed his arm and glared at him. "Stop that."
Alex took Astons lighter and walked away.
…...
Confessional: it ain't easy being team leader.
Alex. "It seems that my team isn't… team like."
Trent. "Poor Alex can't be easy being team leader."
Tyler. "Yeah this day Tyler's going to rise to the top! Also it seems that Alex is having troubles being team leader." *a raccoon falls from the ceiling.*
Raccoon. "Damn I thought he was that Scott character. Ricky already had a chance at him why not I?"
Aston. "Dude Alex is so bossy. 'Aston don't play with your lighter indoors.' 'Aston don't play with your lighter outdoors.' 'Aston don't light your lighter when Owen has farted in this glass dome.' Really bossy man.
Hank. "Alex doesn't seem to have a good grip on this team."
Bill. "Dude when did Alex become leader? Not that I'm complaining."
…...
Kat was leading Xena, Zavier and Xavier through the woods. Xena was occasionally glancing at Xavier and blushed.
They arrived in front of a natural rock wall with vines covering a part of it. A star was carved to the right of the vines.
"We're here!" Kat said.
"Where are we?" Zavier asked.
"A place I found." Kat said. "Follow me." She walked into the vines and disappeared.
The three walked into the vines and walked into a hidden cave. It was a narrow path, the walls had luminescent crystals of varies colors lining the walls.
Kat poked her head from around the corner. "c'mon!" she called.
They followed her down the 'corridor' into a wide open room. The walls were blue-ish gray instead of tan like in the corridor, and seemed to be teeming with plant life, grass on the floor vines and moss on the walls and a single tree; a small river ran thru, fed by a waterfall next to the entrance.
The whole area was peaceful and serene.
"Wow…" Xena said in marvel.
"Nice ain't it?" Kat said.
"Shore is peaceful." said Xavier.
"c'mon." Kat said as she grabbed Zavier by the arm. She led him towards a folding table and chairs under the tree.
Xena and Xavier looked at each other and smiled; they walked over to the table and had their date.
…...
Confessional: the cave looks better in the sketch the author did.
Kat. "Hopefully this will help Xena get over her anxiety with boys."
Xena. "Thank you Kat."
Zavier. "Kat's a pretty cool girl. Hot too."
Xavier. "Nicest date I've been on and I've been on a few double dates with Zavier… not 'with' Zavier but with two other girls."
…...
Flora was sitting on a rock on the beach feeling down. She watched the waves (what waves there were it is a lake after all) Flora sighed and looked down at her feet.
"Are you alright?" asked a voice. Flora looked up and saw Cory.
"Oh uh yeah fine just fine." Flora stammered, blushing.
"Are you sure? You seem down." Cory said.
"Oh I'm fine I just have something on my mind." Flora said.
"If you are sure." Cory said. He sat down on the rock next to her. "Mind if I sit here?"
Flora blushed harder. "No not at all."
They watched the waves it the beach. Flora smiled.
…..
Confessional: short but sweet.
Flora. *blushing* "he sat next to me."
Cory. "I wish I could find a way to break Floras obvious moe like personality, but how?"
…...
Eva, Beth, and Todd were sitting on their cabins porch, the subject on each of their minds was Oswald.
"Need to get rid of him." Eva said.
"We know, we know." Beth said.
Just then Dia ran into the boy's side of the cabin. "I brought your magazine Oswald."
"Why thank you dear." Oswald said. He takes the Magazine from her and flips thru the pages. He frowns. "Oh Dia dear, this is last month issue. I need this month's issue."
"I. I. don't think it's been printed yet." Dia said.
"That is no excuse," Oswald said. "Now run along dear."
"Okay." Dia said quietly. She ran out of the cabin past Eva, Beth and Todd.
"Gosh what a jerk." Todd said.
…...
Confessional: how are they getting the magazines anyway?
Eva. "Oswald is a creep, first chance I get I'm breaking his neck."
Dia. "it was my fault I should have known. Why I'm I such a screw up?"
Oswald. "Man these guys are chumps I could get used to this."
Todd. "I hate it when people like Oswald use people to 'get ahead in life' and that their only excuse is that that's how life works, that's not how life works. Who are these people's parents? I'd like to slap them."
Beth. "I really wish there weren't more people like Oswald out there but there is."
…...
Amanda and Ashley were sitting on the front steps of the cabin talking. They stopped talking when Wendy walked by, they looked at her quietly. Wendy glanced at them and scowled, she then walked into the cabin.
…...
Confessional: Yawn.
Amanda and Ashley. *holding each other*
Amanda. "Wendy scares me."
Ashley. "She scares me too."
Wendy. "Their all a bunch of jerks."
Marley. "Wendy's *wheez* is a *wheez* freak."
Erica. "Wendy's a freak; she keeps on trying to bite us because we have a strong 'life force'. What is up with that?"
…..
Delilah was picking flowers in a field, humming a little tune.
When all of a sudden a bear charged towards her, she screamed and ran away.
She ran through the woods with the bear hot on her trail.
She managed to get a good distance from the bear.
As she ran she tripped over a root and tumbled. She sat up and saw she scraped her elbow and worse of all the bear caught up to her.
The bear stood over her growling, drool dripping from its jowls.
"Help!" Delilah screamed trying to crawl away from the bear.
Delilah watched in horror as the bears paw raised over her head. She closed her eyes and waited for the bear to strike.
Then someone uppercut the bear and knocked it out. Delilah opened her eyes and saw Ron standing over her.
Ron picked her up bridal style and carried her away.
…...
Confessional: redneck v wild man eating animal. Rednecks always win.
Delilah. "Oh mon, I must confess. I 'ave feelings for Ron, he's just so big and cuddly and strong…" *swoons*
Ron. "Dang bears trying to hurt Delilah. I'm gonna scalp the next one I see."
Bear. *bald* "Holy crap that redneck came outta nowhere!"
…...
"Oh really!" Tim said as he and his sister walked into the boy's side of the cabin. The only other people in the cabin were Gregory and Zach.
"Yeah really!" Liz retorted.
"Great they're at it again." Zach said. "I know their twins and twins fight, but this is taking it too far.
"Indeed." Gregory agreed.
…...
Confessional: Boring… seriously how long are these going to take.
Zach. "You'd think Tim and Liz would get tired of yelling at each other until they were horse. But no they yell at each other 24/7. What are they even fighting about?"
Tim. "Liz is unbelievable; you won't believe what she had the nerve to say to me! She said to me, you won't believe what she said to me, it's unbelievable how she says thing like this…" *he goes on like this for a while*
Liz. "Tim is unbelievable; you won't believe what he had the nerve to say to me! he said to me, you won't believe what he said to me, it's unbelievable how he says thing like this…" *she goes on like this for a while*
Gregory. "Except for Tim and Liz's constant arguing my team seems to be very calm. Thank god I'm not on red team… or purple team."
…...
Speaking purple team, Carrie was not letting up on her teammates; she was currently torturing Jessica, Richard, Joe and Walter. All of them except Carrie were doing pushups.
"C'mon wimps, faster!" Carried commanded.
"My arms are coming out of their sockets." Walter said.
"Mine too." Joe said.
Carrie jumped in front of the two boys. "NO TALKING!"
"Yes mam." The two said in unison.
"AND PICK UP THE PACE!" Carrie yelled.
"Yes mam." The two squeaked as they did pushups faster
…...
Confessional: scary girl.
Carrie. "These punks need to pick up the pace if they want to make it with me to the finals."
Jessica. "That Carrie is a crazy bitch, I can't wait until we lose so we can get rid of her… it feels like I'm not the first one to say that today."
Richard. "I can't believe she made me do that, I have servants to do that for me."
Joe and Walter. *holding each other* Joe. "Carrie scares me."
Walter. "Me too."
Carrie. *knocks on the door* "you two wimps get out of there!"
Joe and Walter. *whimper*
…...
Harold and Leshawna were taking a walk along the beach. Harold was trying his best to impress Leshawna, he was gave her a sea shell and was showing of his 'moves'. They weren't working on Leshawna but she was still flattered.
Leshawna had the feeling that they were being followed. She turned and saw Patrick hiding behind some canoes.
"Um Harold, sug. That guy Patrick is trailing behind us." Leshawna said.
"Don't worry my dear; I'll take care of him." Harold said trying to sound courageous and strong.
Harold charges toward Patrick jumping and flipping a few times (tripping a time or two) and ends up standing face to face with Patrick.
"Be gone with you, you are disturbing my lady." Harold said.
Patrick just stares at him and breaths loudly.
"You have been being goned now." Harold said.
Patrick doesn't move a muscle.
"Seriously, shoo." Harold said. He tried to shoo away Patrick with his arms. It doesn't work as Patrick just continues to stand there and stare at him.
…...
Confessional: every step you make, every breath you take, I'll be watching you.
Harold. "Patrick really gives me the creeps, whenever I turn around I see him staring at me, seriously creepy."
Leshawna. "Patrick really bothers me; he always has this like look in his eyes that just… I don't know just disturbs me and it's not just his heterochromia."
Patrick. *he just stares at the camera breathing loudly.*
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Reginald and Ulrich were playing football in a field. Reginald was in a word kicking Ulrich's ass at the game. Sid was sitting at the bottom of a tree watching them.
Reginald won another point, Ulrich sat down on the ground with a flop. "Man regi you got some major skills man."
"Thanks." Reginald said. "Sports have always been my thing, especially football."
…..
Confessional: … seriously what was the point in that!?
Ulrich. "Reginald is a powerhouse I just hope he won't be seen as a threat during the merge, he probably will though."
Sid. "Man Reginald and Ulrich are awesome teammates. Their pretty buff so we're lucky to have them on our team. Not so lucky to have Carrie though."
Reginald. *tossing a football into the air* "this game is so mine! I wonder what I should do with the money if I do win."
…...
Julie was sitting on a rock on the beach in fetal position, occasionally picking up a small rock and throwing it into the lake.
She was so lost in her thoughts she didn't notice when someone walked up behind her.
"hey." A voice said from behind Julie. She turned quickly and saw Adam standing behind her.
"Why are you sitting out here alone?" Adam asked.
"No reason, it's… a long story." Julie said.
Adam sat down next to her. "There's still time before breakfast."
Julie sighed. "Okay… I have a boy problem, well more like a dating problem. When I started elementary school I noticed I started to like boys but I was too nervous to say anything to them. So in the third grade, I had a crush on a boy named Sanjay, so one day I asked him to take a walk with me to the creek. He said no and that I was a stupid hick being that I grew up on a farm and was somewhat naive.
"Needless to say I was heartbroken, but like my mama always said I was never one to give up. So as elementary and middle school flew by I had a crush on a total of 307 boys'. And I was heartbroken by all of them… okay not all of them some of them already had a girlfriend so…
"Well when I got to high school I realized that there was a nasty rumor going around about me that I had slept with just about every boy in the school. I was depressed after that because it pretty much ruined my chances with most of the boys in my school. But there was one boy named Samuel, he said he didn't care about the rumors and always knew the rumors were false. We hung out for a few days and one day out of the blue he asked me out.
"It was a fun date we went out to dinner a movie and went dancing. Later In the night we went to his house and made out on his couch. He kept on edging me to go to second base, I thought I was ready to go that far but I wasn't, after all it was our first date. Well it started to get late and I asked him to take me home, he kind of looked sad that we didn't go any farther but he drove me home anyway.
"The next day in homeroom he showed everyone a bra he supposedly got from me. I was so humiliated that I quit school and just never went out in public much since then."
"Oh." Adam said not knowing what else to say. "That is not a good way to experience your high school years."
"Yeah." Julie said glumly.
Adam put a hand on Julies shoulder; Julie blushed and scooted over to him and rested her head on his shoulder.
…...
Confessional: long story bro.
Julie. "I really didn't expect to spill my guts so early but it felt nice. Adam's a nice guy." *blushes*
Adam. "Julie is an interesting girl, she kind of reminds me of my fiancé. Perhaps the two could meet and talk."
…...
D.J., B, Mike Vince, and Dean were sitting in their side of their cabin.
Vince was sitting on his bunk reading a book trying to block out the others the best he could. This was a challenge as D.J. was feeding his bunny and specking to him in baby talk, B and Mike were conversing… well Mike was talking B was nodding along. To Vince this was all too annoying. And to make matters worse Dean was dancing to disco music on his I-pod.
Vince grumbled and closed his book; he stood up and stomped out of the cabin. He stopped at the door way and turned to his fellow cabin mates. "Well it's been nice but well let's face it your annoying. I can't stand to be in the same room with you people. Adios."
Vince turned to leave but bumped into Monique. "Oh and just I was getting away from the other annoyances I bump into you."
"Excuse me!?" Monique said.
"No excuse me." Vince said. He walked past Monique who stood there speechless.
…...
Confessional: how annoying.
Vince. "I can't stand it here anymore; the farther away I am from them the better."
D.J. "why did Vince even sign up for this show if he knew he was going to be around people.
Dean. "Isn't it ironic that Vince calls us annoying when he himself is the most annoying person on this team?"
B. *just shakes his head in disapproval*
Bianca. "Poor Vince I bet the reason he is so grumpy is because he doesn't have a friend. *gasp* I've got it! I'll become friends with Vince then he won't be grumpy anymore!"
Monique. "Oh that white boy is in for it now!"
Mike and Zoey. *making out*
…...
Emerald walked into the intern tent, making sure no one saw her enter it. Inside she saw Chris talking with Eli, Vanessa, Alyx and Jake.
"You called?" Emerald said.
Chris turned around. "Oh there you are Emma."
"Don't call me that!" Emerald said sharply.
"yeesh moody." Chris said.
"You called me here for a reason?" Emerald asked.
"Yeah you haven't been doing your job." Chris said. "All you've been doing is hanging out with your new friends and making goo goo eyes at Isaac.
"My job was to make friends with the contestants and gain their trust so they would in a word spill their guts." Emerald stated. "It takes time."
"Good point." Chris said. "But just to make sure you do your job, there is something you should know about Isaac." He held up a remote and pointed it at one of the monitors in the tent. He pressed a button and on one of the screens R.J.s confessional came on screen.
"Isaac's a nice boy, *static* I'd probably go after him."
Chris pushed another button and Isaac's confessional came on screen.
"R.J.'s a pretty neat girl, I'll admit I have a bit of a crush on her, *static* we've only known each other for about 3 days so it's *static* time to determine if I have feelings for her. Besides Emerald is *static* not *static* a pretty cool girl."
Chris turned off the monitor and grinned at Emerald. Emeralds jaw had dropped to the floor.
"Now get back to work." Chris said.
Emerald sighed sadly and walked out of the tent. Vanessa walked up to Chris.
"Chris did you mess with the confessionals?" Vanessa asked.
Chris chuckled. "Yeah I did."
"Dude that's messed up." Eli said.
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Confessional: I feel like I've just been violated.
Emerald. "Knowing Chris he probably messed with those confessionals. But R.J. and Isaac have been really close…"
Vanessa. "I can't believe Chris did that… no I do believe Chris did that he always does stuff like that."
Jake. " 'bout damn time, Emma has been spending too much time with that goody two shoes Isaac and not enough time admiring my muscles."
Eli. "Man Chris is one messed up white boy."
Alyx. "Why was Emma I mean Emerald tricked into thinking R.J. liked Isaac I mean she's a lesbian… but Emerald doesn't know that cuz she didn't see her audition tape. Oh crap."
…
At lunch time the 130 contestants entered the mess hall expecting the same old disgusting muck. But to their surprise the food looked edible. There were burger hotdogs pizza and all other things teenagers liked on the tables where the teams ate.
"Wow did Chef die?" Gwen asked.
"Thank god." Albert said in relief. As he wiped his brow in relief a knife flew by his head and hit the wall behind him.
"I heard that!" Chef yelled from the kitchen.
"So what gives, why the good food dawg?" G-man asked.
"Well our producers decided that if you guys got pissed off enough from the bad food you could start a riot on the island and kill us all." Chris explained.
"Wow how generous." Erica said sarcastically.
"I know right!" Bianca said.
"Go ahead dig in." Chris said. "The foods not poisoned."
Knowing Chris it probably was. The contestants were cautious thinking that it was too good to be true. There's No way Chris didn't tamper with the food.
Owen then charged toward the table screaming 'food'. He reached the table and began to wolf down the food.
The other contestants decided to listen to their stomachs instead of their common sense and joined Owen, Minus Marley of course. The meal tasted somewhat bitter to the contestants but they ignored it.
Two hours later the campers had finished their meal. They were stuffed. Chris was looking at his watch; he looked up and beamed at the contestants.
"Good news campers it's time for your challenge." Chris said. The campers groaned and reluctantly stood up. "Hope you like it cuz to me it's a real 'snooze fest'." Chris chuckled to himself and led the contestants out of the mess hall.
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Confessional: uh oh…
Gwen. "'a real snooze fest' what could that mea… Oh crap!"
…...
Chris led the contestants to the bonfire ceremony. The dome was still up from the last challenge.
"Hope you guys are ready for today's challenge because it is the return of the AWAKE-A-THON!" Chris announced. "This challenge will be especially tricky since we sprayed your meals with low level chloroform!"
"Figures." Gwen grumbled.
Chris continued. "Now unlike the last few challenges where the first team to lose loses, the team that wins get's to choose who has to vote someone off.
"The rules of the challenge are simple if you fall asleep you're out, if all the members of a team falls asleep then that team loses. Your allowed to wander around the camp but don't think you can take a nap before you come back, we have cameras and we will find you. The challenge will end when one team is left standing." Chris walked out of the dome. "Good luck and nighty night. *hahaha*"
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Confessional: good thing I don't need sleep, cuz I'm an outhouse.
Cody. "Oh god I better not wake up spooning with Noah again."
Miguel. "*yawn* man these challenges are lame."
…...
30 minutes into the challenge no one had fallen asleep but they were feeling the effects of the chloroform.
Heather was sitting on a stump next to Alejandro. They both watched as Collette, Jo, Lightning and Brick were running in place.
"What are you guys doing?" Alejandro asked.
"A body in motion stays in motion." Collette said.
"That's stupid." Heather said. "You guys are going to tire yourselves out."
"Oh I never tire when I workout so this shouldn't be any different." Collette said.
"You still have chloroform in your system." Alejandro stated
"Oh please, I can work that out of my system." Collette said.
"I hope your right." Alejandro said silently to himself.
…...
Confessional: for his sake of course.
Alejandro. "I only hope me and Heather can continue to dodge elimination ceremony after elimination ceremony, but eventually it will be all for naught."
Collette. "Look at me I could carry this team all the way to the finals, then I could pummel them into the ground. Chris should just give me the check now."
Jo. "That Collette thinks she's so tough, I'd just like to see her face once she leaves on the boat of losers after we've voted her off.
…...
Meanwhile Blaineley had fallen asleep and Charlie showed no sign of going down.
Billie was sitting with her back to Gerome. Gerome tried to say something but couldn't.
Oscar watched this and grinned.
…...
Confessional: another trip to the outhouse. What did you eat?
Billie. "I hate him I hate him I hate him… (She goes on with this for a while)
Gerome. "How you say 'Trouble in paradise'? It seems that me and Billie have drifted apart and we've only been dating for… three days."
Oscar. "Too perfect."
…...
R.J. and Isaac were in the middle of a conversation. Emerald watched them and sighed. She knew Chris tampered with the video but… what if it was still true. She knew she shouldn't let her feeling get in the way of her job, but she couldn't help it.
Meanwhile Miguel walked up to Sapphire and smiled.
"Well hello gorgeous how'd you like to go on a 'walk'?" Miguel said using air quotes.
"Get bent." Sapphire responded.
"Fine be that way." Miguel said with a shrug. "But if you change your mind I'll be waiting over there." And he walked away.
…...
Confessional: people you really wouldn't want to be stuck in a dome with.
Sapphire. "Why would god curse me by putting me on the same planet as this twit?"
Miguel. "She digs me."
Duncan and Gwen. *making out*
…...
Nobody had fallen asleep and Alice was sure to keep it that way. She was pacing back and forth in front of her team.
"Okay listen up if you fall asleep I will hurt you." She said. "Do I make myself clear? If you fall asleep you will be med-vaced off the island."
"Crystal." Hector said in annoyance.
Alice got into Hectors face. "You better watch it."
…...
Confessional: the Goth and the Gymnastics girl, the common rivalry.
Alice. "The biggest problem on this team is Hector, he's a lazy slob and always moping all the time, he's annoying."
Hector. "I hope for the worst for Alice."
…...
Scott was starting to does off but Nikolas shook him awake.
"Don't you dare throw the challenge. Do you understand?" Nikolas threatened. Scott nodded. "Good."
…...
Confessional: teammates threatening teammates. A lot of that today.
Nikolas. "I watched Revenge of the island I know what Scott is up to."
Scott. "*yawn* man Nikolas needs to lighten up, if I do throw the challenge then that means I'll be gone. Then again last night was a surprise…'
…...
Julie glanced over at Adam and smiled. She walked over to him and sat down next to him. "Mind if I sit here?"
"Not at all." He replied.
Meanwhile, Jimmy and Frank watched as Izzy stood guard of Sam, Christopher and the now sleeping Sven. Izzy glanced over to the two bullies and punched her palm.
Both bullies gulped and averted eye contact.
…...
Confessional: Izzy: bully basher.
Jimmy. "There has to be a way to get Izzy's guard down for just a moment so I may plant a fist on that nerd's nose."
Izzy. "Nothing will keep super Izzy from her appointed rounds unless maybe if a jellybean smuggler comes around but I think that's been done already."
Scruffy. "ayup."
…...
Jason and Yuki were sitting together talking and laughing. Owen had fallen asleep and fallen on top of Cody. Cody...Was just happy he wasn't spooning with Noah.
Daniel watched them and yawned. He glanced around and noticed that Leon was trying everything to stay awake, pacing back and forth, slapping himself and swearing in French. Although that last part may just be because he was getting impatient for some reason. Daniel thought nothing of this and stood up and headed for the bathroom.
…...
Confessional:
Daniel. "This is bad, because of the chloroform my thought pattern is mixed up, I can't even come up with a common sense or something or other…" *he almost falls asleep but quickly wakes up and shakes himself*
Leon. "I need to wait until later to go on my idol hunt, I don't want to get everyone suspicious at me."
…...
Alex was standing in front of his teammates.
"Listen up team our mission is to not fall asleep. We need to do everything in our power to stay awake."
"Good luck with that," Gidget said. "If you don't mind not that I care, I'll be in the cabin getting some beauty sleep." She said as she left the dome.
Alex sighed and shook his head.
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Confessional: I don't need beauty sleep, I'm already perfect.
Gidget. "I can't get bags under my eyes or else it'll turn Geoff off. And we can't have him running to that Bridgette skank now can we?"
Alex. "Gidget really needs to be a team player. She has votes against her I know it and if we lose she's gone."
…...
Oswald laid down on the ground and closed his eyes. Eva picked him up and shook him.
"Hey what's the big idea?" Oswald said.
"No sleeping." Eva said. "Not for you."
"Oh what come on?" Oswald said.
"We need to win." Eva said.
"What?" Oswald said. "No we don't you heard Chris first team to lose doesn't have to vote someone off."
"Yeah but whoever wins chooses which team get to vote." Eva said. "Because of my strength we could be seen as a threat. Plus I didn't exactly make very many friends with the people on the other teams."
"This is because of Bridgette isn't it?!" Oswald accused.
"No its not." Eva said.
"Oh it so is." Oswald said. "You're so caught up in your vendetta against her that you're going to run us ragged ."
"I am not!" Eva said.
"Say that all you like, I know what you're planning." Oswald said.
…...
Confessional:
Oswald. "okay truth be told I made that all up, I know she's not trying to get at Bridgette I was just trying to piss her off so that way it would be easier to convince everyone to vote for her when or if we lose."
Eva. "Oswald is getting on my last nerve."
…...
Katie and Sadie were chatting with Kat and Xena, talking about their date. Gregory was writing in his note book, on the verge of a masterpiece. Zach was reading a Sherlock Holmes novel (a study in scarlet). Delilah had fallen asleep with her head resting on Ron's shoulder. Tim and Liz were arguing (of course) although it wasn't very creative as both were half asleep.
Flora was sitting a small distance from her team. She glanced over to Cory. Cory saw her and waved. She blushed and waved back.
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Confessional: Yawn; wake me up when pink does something interesting.
Flora. "Something about Cory makes me all warm inside. I don't know if it's just his biceps or if it's because he's so nice to me."
Zach. *he turns a page in his book.*
…...
The team stood up straight wide eyed. They dared not sleep not with Carrie.
"Listen you punks; if any of you fall asleep I will kill you. I'm not exaggerating. I will straight up murder you. Do I make myself clear?"
"Yes mam!" the team said.
Carrie gets up in Joe and Walters faces. "Do I make myself clear?"
"yes." Whimpered the two boys.
…...
Confessional: I'm just an outhouse and Carrie still scares me…
Joe and Walter. *both are hugging each other and whimpering.*
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Vince sat on a stump trying his best to stay awake. Bianca sat down next to him. He glared at her. "What are you doing?"
"Making you my new best friend!" Bianca said. "My first one ever 'cause… well I haven't made any friends in my natural born life."
"How sad." Vince said sarcastically.
"But now you and I are BFFFL!" Bianca said.
"Lucky me." Vince said. He mimed putting a gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger.
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Confessional: lucky indeed.
Bianca. "BFFFL stands for 'Best Friends forever for life.' I even made a t-shirt." *she lifts up her shirt revealing her bare chest; she pulls down her shirt and blushes.* "whoops forgot I didn't make one yet."
Vince. "kill me."
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Chef had led Alyx, Jake and Vanessa to the front of the communal washroom.
"What are we doing here?" Jake complained.
"Well you pissed off Chris a good deal when you showed him that slash porn fan-fiction." Chef said. "and although I thought it was pretty damn hilarious, I agree with Chris that you have to be punished."
"Oh god you mean…" Vanessa started
"Yep. You have to clean up the washrooms." Chef said.
Jake got on his knees and screamed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Alyx and Vanessa shared at disgusted glance.
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At 5:30 Chris stood next to the oil drum with Eli drinking a latte.
"What's the matter guys?" Chris said mockingly. "Getting sleepy?" he laughed.
Cameron then fell asleep.
"Cameron's out." Chris said and took a sip of his latte.
Along with Cameron; Willow, Jo and Collette fell asleep.
Alejandro looked at the two jock-ettes and sighed.
"I knew it." Alejandro said miserably.
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Confessional: I knew it too, but only because the author told me…
Alejandro. *covering face with hands* "we're not going to last."
Brick. *he begins to say something but falls asleep.*
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Only Steve, Pete, and Keith had fallen asleep.
Ezekiel yawned.
"How are you holding up Zeke?" Sierra asked.
"Pretty good." Ezekiel said. He then fell asleep and landed face first in the dirt.
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Confessional: too tired to say anything clever… not that I ever said anything clever.
Sierra. "You know Ezekiel isn't so bad, he made a mistake season but I won't hold him against it."
Oscar. "You know its bad luck when every member in your alliance falls asleep at the same time."
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Justin, Natasha and Tommy had fallen asleep.
R.J. and Isaac watched them.
"They make a cute couple." R.J. said.
"Yeah, I hope they hook up." Isaac said. "Well not too early anyway."
"Yeah true, starting a relationship with someone after practically meeting them can end pretty badly." R.J. said.
"Yeah, tho sometimes you get lucky." Isaac said. "My eldest brother Jesus recently got married. He asked her out no more than five seconds after meeting her. They've been dating for almost 6 years."
"Holy crap!" R.J. said.
"I kid you not." Isaac said.
R.J. thought for a moment. "Wait your eldest brothers name is he-zues?"
"Yes."
"As in the J sounding like he-?"
"Yeah."
"So your eldest brother is named after the son of god?"
"Pretty much." Isaac said.
"And your named Isaac." R.J. said.
"Last time I checked."
"So you and your siblings are named after biblical characters."
"Yep." Isaac said.
"Wow." R.J. said.
Meanwhile Ben was sitting down playing with his fingers. Miguel sat down beside him and slapped him on the back.
"How haven't you fallen asleep yet?" Miguel asked.
"Oh sometimes I don't sleep for days because of my Narcolepsy." Ben explained.
"Seriously?"
"Seriously." Ben assured.
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Confessional: in the words of double D 'sleepy sleepy sleepy.'
R.J. "wow I wonder how Isaac's home life must be with 12 siblings."
Isaac. "I am the 5 th eldest of 12 siblings. And the 3 rd eldest boy. And if you can't do the math that means I have 2 older sisters.
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Alice was unable to come through with her promise because she fell asleep, along with Lindsay and Dakota.
Laura sat next to Hector. Hector groaned.
"Hi Hector how are you?" Laura asked.
"Dead tired." Hector said.
"Oh, like me too." Laura said. She continued to talk to him. Hector began to dose off and fell backwards fast asleep.
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Confessional: listening to her always makes me sleepy.
Laura. "I don't know why people fall asleep when I talk to them. Maybe my voice is so calming that it sooths them to sleep. I bet that's it!"
Hector. *he just sighs*
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Tina was fast asleep; Hyde curled up in a ball next to her also asleep. Courtney was trying to keep awake but fell asleep, Gwen soon followed. Carlos was sitting next to Samson who was wide awake messing around with his I-pad. Carlos then fell asleep.
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Confessional: *yawn* nap time.
Carlos. "I don't know how he does it, but he does it."
Samson. *playing with his device still.*
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Geoff and Bridgette had snuggled up together and fell asleep along with Crystal, Christopher, and Julie.
Jimmy and Frank had an eye on Izzy who showed no signs of falling asleep. She was walking on all fours around Christopher, Sven, and Sam guarding them.
Jimmy and frank looked at each other. "Man what a freak." Jimmy said.
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Confessional: super freak, super freak, super freaky
Jimmy. "What the hell is up with that girl?"
Frank. "Wow, is all I can say to describe that girl."
Izzy. "I will protect them like they were my own baby dingo cubs… isn't calling them baby a bit redundant like calling hot lava hot?"
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Elisa, Anne Maria, and Ginger had fallen asleep. Leon decided it was time to move out, he went to leave the dome.
"Where you going?" Daniel asked.
"To take a piss." Leon said.
"Oh." Daniel said.
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Confessional: not very polite for a Frenchman
Daniel. "I'm beginning to think that Leon is up to something, or is it just me not thinking straight because of the sleepiness caused by the chloroform?"
Leon. "I need to find at least one idol tonight; I know I will need it if I want to advance in the game."
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Leon was walking through the woods looking for an idol. He was impatience because he was tired and almost fainting.
As he walked he noticed a totem pole, he walked up to it and inspected it. It looked like it was recently placed there. Leon wondered why they would put this here in the middle of the woods. It took him a while (because he was half asleep) to figure out it must serve some sort of purpose.
He walked around the back of the totem and saw something carved in the back. It was a square with the Roman numeral XIII
Leon remembered what Alan said. He saw something atop the totem pole. He began to climb it, and when he got to the top he spotted a wooden carving of Staci's head.
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Earlier Tyler and somehow landed on top of Trent and both boys had fallen asleep.
"I don't understand how that happen." Bill said.
"I don't think we *yawn* ever will." Hank said.
"*yawn* bloody hell." Xavier said and fell asleep.
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Confessional: it's actually pretty funny how Tyler and Trent fell asleep. It really is.
Zavier. "*yawn* I really need to catch some zeds."
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Oswald, Beth, Todd, Ashley, Amanda, and Marley had fallen asleep.
Dia and Erica were watching Wendy. Wendy glared at them and they averted their eyes.
Meanwhile, Bud sat down next to Eva with a big grin on his face.
"What do you want?" Eva said sharply.
"He's playing you, you know." Bud said.
"Who?" Eva asked.
"Oswald, he's deliberately trying to piss you off so you'll snap at him and give everyone a reason to vote for you." Bud said.
"Why that little…" Eva said. "I knew he was up to no good."
"Listen we should start an alliance." Bud said suddenly. "you, me, Todd and Beth. We could go far."
"I'm not sure…" Eva said.
"Just think about it." Bud said and walked away.
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Confessional: holy crap something interesting!
Eva. "I'm not sure if I should join Bud. He seems shifty."
Bud. "This is perfect! By the end of the night I should have an alliance of five."
Wendy. *muttering*
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Katie and Sadie and Tim and Liz had fallen asleep.
"Wow the pairs are sleeping." Gregory said.
"Well this team seems to be full of pairs." Zach said.
"How so?" Gregory asked.
"Well there's Sadie and Katie, Tim and Liz, Ron and Delilah, Kat and Xena, and you and me." Zach explained.
"Oh." Gregory said. "And Flora?
"Oh she's alone." Zach said.
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Confessional: confessional and contestant are a pair… does that count?
Zach. "This team is obviously subdivided; this could get messy in the future."
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Carrie, like Alice, could not make good of her threat since she had fallen asleep first along with Walter, Richard, Jessica, and Sid.
Leshawna was beginning to drift off to sleep when she got the distinct feeling that she was being watched. She turned and saw Patrick right behind her. She screamed which scared most of the campers, especially Joe. He jumped and ran for the door. But since he was delirious from the chloroform he ran straight into the wall and was knocked out. Chris held his sides laughing along with Eli.
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Confessional: if someone was to sneak up on me I would bitch slap them... except I don't have hands… but I have a door!
Leshawna. "That Patrick is really starting to freak me out. If we ever get the chance to get rid of Carrie he's next."
Patrick. *just sits there staring at the camera breathing heavily.*
Joe. *he has a bandage on his nose and is whimpering.*
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Zoey, Mike, Adam, Dean and Monique had fallen asleep. And the others weren't doing so well.
D.J. was nodding off so was B and Isa. The only ones wide awake were Bianca and Vince.
Vince had his ears plugged with his fingers while Bianca spoke, without much hope of her stopping.
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Confessional:
Vince. "What did I do to deserve this? I must have extremely cruel to puppies in a past life."
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Meanwhile the interns were having a bad day.
Vanessa was mopping the floors while Alyx cleaned the sinks.
"I'm going to kill Chris." Alyx said.
"Stand in line." Vanessa said.
Jake stepped out of one of the stalls looking green. "I quit." He said and fainted.
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It was 9:30 every one was exhausted. Lazlo had fallen asleep along with Duncan and Noah, Kurt, Mitch, Greg, Laura, Sam, Vic, Jason, Yuki (who cuddled up together) Ashton (he left his lighter on and his hat caught fire. Alex put it out) Hank, Erica, Dia, D.J., Quincy, B, and Isa. That was hours ago. Chris tapped his fingers against the oil drum. Both he and Eli looked bored.
"C'mon you guys fall asleep." Chris said. "Or perhaps we should play some music." Chris pulled out a walkie talkie. "Bennett, play some lullabies."
"Yes sir." Bennett said.
A few seconds latter 'Bark at the moon' by Ozzy Osborne began to play, waking up most of the contestants.
"Oh god dammit Bennett." Chris said and face palmed.
"Sir," Eli said. "We still have the stereo set up in here; we could play some classical music."
"Excellent idea Eli." Chris said.
Eli then went up to the stereo and pressed play. Classical music filled the dome.
G-man perked up his ears. "Oh god no! Not again!" he screamed and ran. But unlike last time, he was disoriented and ran into the wall knocking him out. Nikolas face palmed.
Mean while Sapphire began to dose off, and fell asleep. Lightning was doing pushups to stay awake, but it failed. When he brought himself down he slept.
Heather too began to dose off. "allie." She muttered as she fell back.
"Heather!" Alejandro said as his girl friend fell asleep.
"Just Hugo, Matt and Alejandro for Red team!" Chris announced.
Mean while at Blue team. Charlie was suddenly not vibrating.
"Charlie you okay?" Sierra asked.
"Sugar crash." Charlie said un-hyper-ly and fell asleep.
Meanwhile, Gerome sat next to Billie.
"What do you want?" Billie asked him sharply.
"We need to how you say have and speak." Gerome said.
"You mean we have to talk." Billie said.
"Yes that's it." Gerome said. "Listen Billie, I notice you have been a little distant lately. And I think we should separate."
"What!?" Billie said.
"We shouldn't have started dating, we barely know each other." Gerome said.
"You're breaking up with me?" Billie said.
"Yes. Yes I am." Gerome said. "I think we need to get to know each other before we actually start sawing each other."
"Seeing." Sierra corrected Gerome.
"Thank you." Gerome said. "Billie we have to get to know each other before we can date, do you understand?" Gerome said trying not to sound like an ass.
Billie's eye twitched and she punched Gerome in the face knocking him out. She then stormed out of the dome.
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Confessional: nice left hook.
Gerome. *with a black eye.* "I think that went well."
Billie. "That Bastard!"
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The classical music was having an effect on the contestants.
R.J. was starting to dose off. "mmmh arewsf panda hat."
"R.J. you should go lay down." Isaac said putting a hand on R.J.'s shoulder. "We can handle it from here."
"Thanks." R.J. muttered and walked out of the dome.
"You think we can?" Emerald asked.
"Yeah." Isaac said as enthusiastically as he could which was hard since he was so tired. He turned to Ben. "How you holding up?"
Ben smiled and gave him a thumbs up.
"See?" Isaac said and Laid back looking up at the stars. Emerald laid down next to him. They both blushed.
"There's Aquila." Isaac said.
"Aquila?" Emerald asked.
"The eagle." Isaac said. "The constellation."
"Oh where?"
"Up there, see where those three big stars are?" Isaac said.
"Yeah I see them." Emerald said.
"Well below it is another star to the left of it is two other stars and on the right is one star, and below it one more."
"Yeah in see it." Emerald said.
Isaac looked at her and smiled, she smiled back. She was tempted to kiss him but remembered what happened with Billie and Gerome. They both looked back at the stars both dosing off.
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Confessional: a sweet moment just for you.
Ben. "Man I feel happy just staying up to see those two interact."
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"Can't go to sleep aliens will take my brain." Josh said.
"Man you don't look too good." Nikolas said. Josh then fell asleep. "Damn."
Scott then fell asleep.
"oi your not falling asleep on my *yawn* watch." Nikolas said then fell asleep himself.
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Dawn was meditating on a stump; Chris walked up to her and snapped his fingers in front of her face. It didn't wake her. He then shook her.
"Uh I think this counts as out."
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Over time the contestants began falling one by one. First Xena with Flora following. Then Will fell asleep making Yellow team lose. Matt soon followed then Alex then Jimmy and Frank. Leon and Daniel soon dosed off making Orange team lose. Eva and Bianca were next much to Vince's relief, he soon fell asleep too. Team polka dot was out.
"Three teams down, nine to go." Chris said.
"I've got money saying Green team loses." Eli said.
"Me too." Chris said
Ben wide awake heard this and sighed. Cory then fell asleep then Oscar and Zach. Izzy decided her 'baby dingo cubs' were safe and decided to catch some z's
Harold and Leshawna fell asleep and so did Patrick. Ron fell asleep along with Reginald who snored loudly.
Sierra fell asleep and so did Wendy and Bud. Both of their team lost. Ulrich soon followed.
"Red, Green, White, Black, Gray and Pink team are still in the running." Chris announced.
Ben and Dominic were playing tic-tak-toe. Dominic yawned and noticed Ben wasn't the least bit tired.
"Dude how do you *yawn* do it?" Dominic asked.
"Narcoleptic dude." Ben said with a shrug.
"I'm not sure *yawn* it works that way." Dominic said then fell asleep.
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Gregory, Kat and Hugo were watching Samson mess with his device. Not looking at all tired.
"How does he do it?" Kat asked.
"Search me." Hugo said.
Samson looked up from his devise… then fell backwards and was out like a light.
"Only four teams left." Chris said.
Alejandro, Hugo, Ben, Bill, Zavier, Gregory, and Kat exchanged a glance.
"And so we need to speed things up, Eli hand me the Canadian history popup book." Chris said. Eli hands him the book and grins evilly.
"Oh god no." Kat said.
Chris opens the book to a random page and a beaver popped up. "the beaver, national icon of Canada and maker of a damn fine hat." Chris said with air quotes.
"You said that last time." Alejandro said.
"Hey I'm telling a story here… or would you rather I read Twilight?" Chris said.
The contestants sat down quickly. "We'll be good." Kat said.
"Good." Chris said and continued to read the pop up book.
After he finished the story, Hugo, Zavier and Kat fell asleep.
"Glad you liked it." Chris said. "Hmm still 4 teams left each with only one member left, what to do next?"
"I've got an idea." Eli said. "Why don't we have then stand on one leg on a tree stump and try to touch their nose with their finger. And whoever falls asleep when they fall is out."
"oooh a DUI-esc challenge." Chris said. He turned to the contestants. "You heard the man, get to it."
Alejandro, Ben, Bill and Gregory got up on the stumps they were sitting on and stood on one foot while touching their nose with their finger. This was difficult since most of them were dead tired.
It wasn't long before someone fell off. Gregory fell back with a plop and snored.
"Pink team loses." Chris said. "Who's next?"
The three contestants stood somewhat firm, they glanced at each other waiting for the other to fall asleep. Then Ben fell, but stayed awake.
"Oh c'mon, would one of you fall asleep." Chris said.
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Confessional: heavy competition for such a boring challenge.
Alejandro. "I can't lose, I can't lose, I can't lose."
Bill. "I have to stay awake I know that whichever team loses will choose a team with the least members, my team along with white and orange are the lowest ranking teams. And I don't like the chances of my team getting picked."
Ben. "I'm actually not tired at all."
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The three stood on the stumps exhausted (except Ben) it wasn't long till Bill fell over and fell asleep.
"Gray team loses." Chris announced. "Only Red and Green left."
Alejandro and Ben stared each other down. Alejandro was determined to win. Ben… was just waiting for him to fall asleep.
Then Alejandro fell to the ground fast asleep.
"We have a winner!" Chris said trying to hide his disappointment of losing his bet. "Green team gets to decide which team is going to the elimination ceremony."
Ben cheered… then fell asleep. Chris and Eli stood over him. Eli face palmed.
"I had 50 bucks on him to lose." Eli said.
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Later back at the bonfire ceremony Chris had all 12 teams gather around. Chris was standing next to the oil drum along with green team.
"Okay campers I know you're tired so we'll make this quick." Chris said. "Green team which team do you want to vote someone else."
Green team huddled together.
"Let's make this quick it has to be White, Orange or Gray team." Duncan said.
"Isn't your girlfriend of White team?" Noah asked.
"… okay just Orange and gray team." Duncan said.
"It has to be Gray team they're the more 'athletic' team." R.J. said.
"No." Emerald said. "They have Tyler, Gidget, and Ashton their a weak team. I say we choose Orange."
"Why?" Miguel asked.
"… They have Owen?" Emerald made up on the spot. "he won the first season. Do you want to risk him winning another?"
"Good enough for me." Miguel said.
"I'm sold." Isaac said.
Ben snored.
"Then it's settled." Duncan said. He walked up to Chris.
"Have you made a decision?" Chris asked.
"Yes we choose Orange team." Duncan said.
"Cool." Chris said. He turned to the contestants and pulled out a megaphone. "Attention campers! Green team has come to a decision. And they chose Orange team."
Orange team groaned.
"I'll give you a few minutes to decide who your favorite loser is." Chris said. "As for the rest of you, go get some sleep you look awful."
The 11 teams left the bonfire ceremony (still with the dome over it.) And left Orange team alone.
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Confessional: time for some scheming.
Daniel. "Damn, this makes things difficult I have barely any time to get my alliance in order."
Cody. "aw crap this sucks we have to vote someone out."
Ginger. "dammit this team sucks, hopefully we vote someone who's useless off."
Leon. *with an idol in his hands.* "I need this sooner than I thought."
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Daniel, Leon, Elisa, Yuki and Jason gathered around the back of their cabin.
"So who do we gun for?" Elisa asked.
"Well I would have to say either of the veterans, Owen, Cody, or Anne Maria." Daniel said. "Unless anyone has any other ideas."
"I may have one." Leon said.
"Oh and who's that?" Daniel asked.
"Ginger." Leon said.
"What?!" Elisa exclaimed. "But aren't you aligned with her?"
"Yes and I'm getting sick of her pretentious nature." Leon said. "Plus I suspect she may be making deals behind my back."
"What makes you say that?" Daniel asked.
"Just intuition." Leon said. "Plus she has been edging me to vote for Elisa."
"What!?" Elisa exclaimed.
"Just before Daniel told me to meet you all here she pulled me in close and told me if you were to be eliminated she would reward me by doing something she learned from her trip to France that American girls thought was gross." Leon explained.
"That Whore bitch." Elisa said. "It's a deal we vote for her."
"Agreed." Daniel said. "Any objections?" there were none. "Good. Tonight Ginger goes home."
The alliance left; as Leon walked toward the confessional he smiled a sly grin.
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Confessional: backstabbing already?... cool.
Leon. "And now time for the plan to come into action."
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Leon had met Ginger under the dock on the beach.
"Okay so here's who we vote for." Ginger started.
"I hate to interrupt you my dear but I have some bad news." Leon said with concern on his face.
"What news?"
"Daniel pulled me aside and said that they were going to vote for you." Leon lied.
"What!? Son of a bitch." Ginger.
"Which is why I need to give you this." Leon said and handed her the Staci idol head.
"Where did you find this?" Ginger asked.
"Not important." Leon said. "Listen Daniel got Anne Maria to vote with them. If we vote for her we could turn the tables on them."
"Damn right teaches them to scheme against me!" Ginger said.
"Listen I'm going to go get votes against Anne Maria. You make sure no one see's that idol and don't let on that you have it." Leon said.
"Okay." Ginger said and she put the idol in her pocket, luckily it was small enough to fit in her pocket. "Alright see you at the bonfire ceremony." She walked away but Leon grabbed her arm.
"One more thing. You cannot let anyone know about our alliance." Leon said.
"How come?"
"There's already one alliance on the team, if you let on that there are TWO alliances on this team, we will be in big merde." Leon said.
"Okay. Anything else oh great alliance leader." Ginger said.
"Very funny." Leon said. "Just do what I told you to do and we won't be totally screwed over."
"Alright." Ginger said and walked off.
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Confessional: this shall be an eventful ceremony.
Ginger. "*pfft* Leon thinks he runs this alliance but I'll soon show him that I'm the one who runs the show. Not mister 'I am in two alliances'."
Leon. "Now all I need is to know who Owen, Cody, and Vic are going to vote for and hopefully manipulate the votes in my favor."
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At the bonfire ceremony (still with a dome I mean holy crap when are they moving this thing.) the members of Orange team had sat down, dead tired, and awaited Chris. Chris soon arrived with a plate of 9 punch filled Tiki heads. He set the plate on the oil drum and looked over at the contestants.
"Well you guys it's barely the fourth challenge and you already lost twice." Chris said. "What's with that?"
"Just an unfortunate amount of bad luck." Daniel said. "But no worries it won't happen again."
"Right." Chris said. He picked up a tiki head. "Only nine of these and ten of you."
"We can do basic math." Ginger said.
"Shut it." Chris said.
"The first tiki heads go to Daniel, Cody, and Vic." He threw them a tiki head.
"Owen, Leon, Elisa." He threw them each their totem. Elisa sighed in relief.
"Yuki, Jason." He threw them their totems. They hugged each other, retracted and blushed.
"Ginger, Anne Maria this is the final totem." Chris announced. Both girls glared at each other.
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"Anne Maria!"
"Hah in your face." Anne Maria jeered sticking her tongue out at Ginger.
"Sorry Ginger it's your time to go." Chris said.
"I don't think so." Ginger said and pulled out the Staci idol. Everyone gasped even Leon, to make sure no one got suspicious.
Chris took the idol and inspected it. "Yup it's real." He said and threw it into the fire. "Ginger your safe, Anne Maria you have been eliminated."
"WHAT!?" was all Anne Maria could muster.
"In your face bitch!" Ginger said, gloating.
"It's time for you to walk the dock of shame." Chris said.
Anne Maria walked down the dock of shame grumbling and got on the boat of losers.
"I can't believe that happened." Anne Maria said as the boat took off.
"How in hell did that ginger haired bitch get that idol? Unbelievable."
"Oh quit yer whining." Haken said.
Back at the island Chris faced the camera and grinned.
"That concludes tonight's episode of total drama tune in tomorrow for another exciting installment of BIG BAD TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND! McLean out."
The members of Orange team stood up and walked toward their cabin sleepily. Leon made a detour toward the communal wash room finally cleared by the interns. He was pulled aside by Bud.
"Ceque l'enfer! What do you want?" Leon said.
"I have some information for you. You can choose to take it or not, but I recommend you take it." Bud said.
"What type of information?" Leon asked.
"First off I know you have a small alliance with Wendy." Bud said.
"I do?... oh that's right I forgot all about that." Leon said.
"Yeah well what I want if for both our alliances to merge." Bud said.
Leon thought about it. "*sigh* fine. Yes yes. Now tell what your information is."
"Well. Heather and Alejandro are having a little lovers' quarrel." Bud said. "I'd imagine if you used your charisma on Alejandro you could hook them into an alliance. Then you'll have Alejandro, Heather and Willow in a cross-team alliance."
Leon smiled. "Thank you for this piece of information… but do tell how do you know all this and my alliance with Willow?"
"Let's just say I have a way of seeing things." Bud said and left.
Leon entered the communal washroom. "Well since I'm up I might as well start on the next phase of my plan."
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Later in the night Leon was in one of the stalls in the wash room waiting for someone. He was about to dose off when he heard someone enter. He looked under his stall and saw a pair of shoes that belonged to the person he was waiting for.
"You need help." Leon said.
"Says who?" the other said.
"Says I. I know you are between a rock and a hard place at the moment and I just wanted to extend my hand in a… cross-team alliance." Leon said.
"…why should I join?"
"I just told you. You need help." Leon said.
"…"
"The next time your team loses you will be voted out. You will lose your chance at the million." Leon said.
"And who says I have a chance if I follow you? Who's not to say you'll dump me when you feel the need?"
"Do you have a choice?" Leon said.
"…"
"The locations of the idols are marked with carvings. There's one on the door of the confessional. That means there's one in there." Leon said then walked out of the stall. "Think about what I said." He then left.
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Confessional: and so the real story begins.
Leon. "He will accept my offer I know he will, he's so desperate that he will. And he is right I will drop him on his ass when I feel it is time to cut him loose."
Scott. *fishing in the toilet with his arm.* "so that French guy says he can help me get through the game eh? Well I'll accept his offer, and if he decides to cut me loose to fend for my own well he'll be in for a nasty surprise." *He keeps fishing in the toilet.* "c'mon where is it?" *the Chef idol head falls from the shelf and hits Scott on his head and lands in the toilet.* "crap."
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END
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NEXT TIME. An ultimate dodge ball tournament. NEXT TIME
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(Votes)
Cody. "I vote for Ginger. I know Leon said it would be better if Anne Maria left and that all the fighting would stop, but Ginger… She's just… a bitch." (Ginger)
Owen. "I vote for Anne Maria, because I want to vote for Ginger because she's mean but she's cute. What? I like redheads." (Anne Maria)
Yuki. "I can't believe that Ginger would stoop so low as to do that!" (Ginger)
Daniel. "It goes against my better instincts but I vote for Ginger, there's only room for one manipulator on this team." (Ginger)
Elisa. "So you think you can get rid of me so easily? Think again!" (Ginger)
Jason. "That's just low." (Ginger)
Vic. " Leon say's we can get rid of the fighting by eliminating Anne, man. *shrugs* whatever man whatever keeps the piece." (Anne Maria)
Anne Maria. "Bye bye bitch." (Ginger)
Ginger. "You know who I'm voting for." (Anne Maria)
Leon. "You are only a stepping stone on my path to dominating this game." (Anne Maria)
(Totals)
Ginger. 6 (all vote's voided because of idol)
Anne Maria. 4.
…...
(Teams)
Red
Heather: The Queen bee.
Alejandro: The arch villain.
Cameron: Wide eyed bubble boy.
Sapphire: The bitch.
Willow: Animal rights activist.
Hugo: the voice of reason.
Matt: The jerk.
Collette: overly competitive Gym girl.
Jo: Take no prisoners jock-ette.
Brick: Cadet.
Lightning: Overachiever.
….
Blue
Billie: The jealous girlfriend.
Gerome: The weird foreigner.
Ezekiel: The home school.
Sierra: The uber fan.
Blaineley: The one who's not suppose to be here.
Charlie: The sugar rush
Steve: The nice guy.
Oscar: The controller
Pete: The movie buff
Keith: The weirdo.
Lazlo: The jersey boy.
….
Green
Duncan: The delinquent.
Noah: High I.Q.
Justin: The eye candy.
Isaac: 'Mr. Perfect'.
Miguel: The muscle.
Ben: The narcoleptic.
Kurt: The epic
R.J.: the tomboy.
Emerald: Total drama spy
Natasha: The Shy Swede.
Tommy: Nice silent guy.
….
Yellow
Mitch: The athlete.
Greg: The silent Latino mechanic.
Lindsay: The dumb princess.
Dawn: The Moonchild.
Albert: The scheming chef.
Gilbert: The deaf guy.
Hector: The Goth guy.
Dakota: The fame hound.
Laura: The annoying girl.
Will: The dedicated larper.
Alice: The type A acrobat.
…
White
Gwen: The loner.
Courtney: The type A.
Scott: The devious.
Nikolas: The Italian Mafioso.
Josh: The conspiracy theorist.
G-man: The gangster.
Hyde: The boy with a secret.
Tina: The Hawaiian girl.
Samson: The computer nerd.
Carlos: The kind gay guy.
…
Black
Izzy: Psycho hose beast.
Bridgette: The surfer girl.
Geoff: The party dude.
Crystal: The Rich brat girl
Christopher: Over the top Christian.
Frank: The biker.
Jimmy: The bully.
Dominic: Punk rocker.
Sven: Lazy guy.
Julie: The unlucky in love cowgirl.
Sam: The nice guy gamer.
…..
Orange
Cody: The geek.
Owen: The lovable oaf.
Yuki: Japanese tourist.
Daniel: The TV psychic.
Elisa: The cheerleader.
Jason: The prankster.
Vic: Mellow out rocker.
Leon: The French antagonist.
Ginger: Controller girl
….
Pink
Katie: The sweet girl.
Sadie: The sweet girl's friend.
Zach: The know it all.
Gregory: The poet.
Kat: the Artsy chick.
Xena: quiet girl.
Ron: Blue collar guy.
Delilah: The French girl.
Tim: the bickering male twin.
Liz: The bickering female twin.
Flora: The nervous eater.
…
Gray
Tyler: The accident prone jock.
Trent: The cool musician.
Gidget: Girl who lives in her swimsuit.
Bill: Cool skater dude.
Ashton: The pyro.
Zavier: The brit.
Xavier: The other brit.
Alex: The soccer team captain.
Hank: the Small fry.
Cory: the male model with a brain.
….
Brown
Eva: The female bully.
Beth: The wannabe.
Todd: The dork.
Bud: The sneak.
Ashley: Female twin 1.
Amanda: Female twin 2.
Wendy: Crazy witch girl.
Oswald: The scam artist.
Marley: The anorexic girl.
Erica: The sarcastic chick.
Dia: The follower.
…..
Purple
Harold: The dweeb.
Leshawna: The sister with a 'tude.
Joe: The panophobe.
Patrick: Creepy stalker guy.
Reginald: The sports fanatic.
Walter: the Nerdy kid.
Ulrich: the Surfer dude
Richard: the Rich guy.
Jessica: the Fabulous girl.
Carrie: the Angry girl.
Sid: the physiological Beach bum.
…..
Polka dot
D.J.: the brick house with a heart.
Zoey: The indie chick.
Adam: The cowboy.
Dean: the Disco fan.
Quincy: the Genuine psychic.
Vince: the The easily annoyed.
B: strong, silent genius.
Mike: Multiple personality.
Isa: the Punk rock girl.
Bianca: the Kind girl
Monique: the Streets girl
…
(Employees)
Alan: The skirmish medic/ apprentice chef.
Scruffy: The mysterious janitor.
Bennett: The mentally disturbed D.J.
Haken: The German Boat of losers captain.
Jake: The skirt chasing intern.
Vanessa: The only intern that does a f***ing thing.
Alyx: The sleepy intern.
Eli: The black panther intern.
Arthur: The animal lover/aftermath commentator.
….
(Idols)
(Not found)
Tdi cast: Immunity plus a extra vote. (22 left)
Tdwt cast: Extra vote. (3 left)
Tdri cast: Immunity. (12 left)
Chris: Immunity plus a second effect.
Chef: A good meal cooked by chef.
Scruffy: Advantage in a challenge.
Bennett: Switch immunity.
Haken: The sole vote.
Jake: Extra vote.
Vanessa: Minus one vote from yourself.
Alyx: Choose whose vote doesn't count.
Eli: Switch vote.
(Used)
Alan.
TDRI (1)
…..
(Eliminated)
1. Staci: the compulsive liar.
2. Jeff: the hippie?
3. Lewis: the sexist fat loser.
4. Anne Maria: Jersey shore reject.
…...
[1] kobaldnecromacer beat us to it. And I doubt very highly that you'd let us do it too.
And so Anne Maria is the next one to leave the island, I honestly had no real use for the character. So she had to go… that's it.
Also the real story begins. The last few chapters have had some Boring challenges because I wanted to establish to social interactions.
Well I hope you enjoyed this story so far (I know it isn't all that entertaining but thanks for reading anyways and not saying mean things to me (in fact you haven't said much to me in all the time I've been here.) and I hope you'll read the next chapter when it comes out. (Even if you just read to laugh at how dumb I am for writing this thing.)
Justagamer1.
