Disclaimer: I do not own the total drama series or any of the characters. No matter how much I claim to.

Warning: This episode includes occasional explicit language, some minor sexual references, and some other offensive stuff. No refunds.

Pairings: Duncan/Gwen, Alejandro/Heather, Bridgette/Geoff, Dakota/Sam, Izzy/Owen, Lindsay/Tyler, Mike/Zoey, Gerome/Billie And the rest are a secret for now.

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Episode 6: Dodgebrawl 2. the search for more money.

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The episode opens on Chris standing on the dock of shame.

"Last time on BBTDI,

"We had our contestants do a redo of the awake-a-thon from the first season,

"It was green team who won the gold and believe it or not it was Ben the narcoleptic who won it for them.

"It was green teams choice on which team had to go to the bonfire ceremony and it was our spy Emerald who, suggested they choose Orange team, and were going to have to have a little discussion with her about that,

"When it came time for orange team to vote Leon put a plan in motion to get Anne Maria voted off and it was a huge success. He had convinced his own alliance to vote for Ginger, and then he went to Ginger and warned her about the other alliance and gave an idol.

"Which raises some questions, why did Leon do what he did? Why did he try to backstab Ginger and then go around and get Anne Maria voted off. And why is he aligning himself with Scott of all people?

"All these questions and more will be answered right here right now on

"BIG BAD TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

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3:34am. Behind the mess hall.

Four raccoons, Ricky the Spanish raccoon, another raccoon, a second, and a raccoon with a bowl cut ran up to the trashcans next to the mess hall. On trashcan had a red circle with the roman numerals X painted on it.

"So what's the plan Moe?" the one raccoon asked.

"It's simple." The bowl cut raccoon AKA Moe. "We knock over the trashcans and get the treasures inside."

"Done deal," The raccoon said.

"LOLZ peez ov kake." The other raccoon said.

The three raccoons looked at the leet speaking raccoon. They turned back to each other and shrugged.

"So who goes first?" asked the one raccoon.

"Permítanme!" Ricky said and he jumped behind the trashcans and knocked them down spilling their contents.

"Dig in boys!" Moe said.

The four raccoons dived into the spilled contents and pulled out varies types of delectable trash (to the raccoons at least). Ricky found a half eaten burrito, Moe found a chicken drumstick, the third found a diaper which he threw away with a disgusted look.

But the leet speaking raccoon found the best treasure; he pulled out the Bridgette idol out of the trashcan with the tag on it.

"LOLZ I haz foundz teh fudge!" he tried to bite it but found he couldn't. "Yuk eetz stal." He threw it away and continued his search.

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"I could kick your ass with my eyes closed!"

"I'd like to see you try, you can even bench press 3000!"

Believe it or not this time Sapphire and Heather aren't the ones arguing.

"Oh please I could bench press 50,000 if I wanted to!" Jo yelled.

"Yeah, right. I'd like to see you try." Collette said unconvinced.

"I can! Watch me!" Jo said then grabbed a large log and started bench pressing.

"Oh no you don't, nobody shows me up." Collette said. She herself grabbed a large log and started to bench press it.

Cameron, Brick and Lightning were watching from the porch. Cameron and Brick were too afraid to leave the porch and Lightning just swooned.

"Lightning's in love." Lightning said. Brick and Cameron looked at each other in surprise.

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Confessional: wow leave it to those two to make lifting weights a competitive sport… it's not a competitive sport is it? I hope not.

Collette. *a hole is in the roof of the confessional* "Jo thinks that she can beat me in any game. I'd like to see her try; I'll snap her neck in order to win."

Jo. "Jo thinks she's so tough well she's not. I'm going to take her down!"

Cameron. "Something needs to be done about those two before they kill each other

Lightning. * looks dreamily* "Collette is so… *sigh* shazam…."

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Gerome was standing on the porch as usual watching the sunrise. He heard the cabin door open on the girl's side. He turned and saw Billie. She scowled at him and walked off. Gerome sighed.

"Whoa rough break." Oscar said as he left the boys side of the cabin.

"*sigh* indeed." Gerome said.

"You guys looked so cute together." Oscar said. Gerome mumbled something incoherently. "We all thought you guys were going to last."

"Enough!" Gerome yelled. He glared at Oscar and stormed off.

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Confessional: moody.

Gerome. "It's bad enough that Billie hates my guts now, I don't need Oscar to remind me every five seconds."

Oscar. "This is going to be fun."

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Isaac sat on the steps of the cabin watching the sun rise. Emerald walked out of the cabin and yawned, she spotted Isaac on the front steps.

"Hey you're up early." Emerald said.

Isaac turned and smiled. "Yeah I'm surprised no one else is considering we went to bed so early."

Emerald sat down on the steps next to Isaac.

"So, tell me about yourself." Isaac said suddenly.

"Like what?" Emerald asked not expecting the question.

"Like what's your favorite band?" Isaac said.

"Oh… I would have to say The Steve Miller band." Emerald said. "And yours?"

"Personally, Credence Clearwater Revival." Isaac said.

"Never heard of them." Emerald said.

"Really?" Isaac asked. "Have you ever heard of the song Proud Mary?"

"Yeah."

"Well they sang the original version of it." Isaac said.

"You don't say." Emerald said. Just then the beeper on her belt went off. "Sorry Isaac gotta go!" Emerald said and ran off.

Meanwhile Miguel walked out of the cabin and made a bee line for red cabin. Sapphire had just gotten out of red cabin when she spotted Miguel walking over to her.

"Hey baby what's happening?" Miguel said.

"Go away oinker." Sapphire said and walked off.

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Confessional: the confessionals favorite band is Van Halen. Not the Sammy Hagar version.

Emerald. "Thanks Chris you interrupt a nice moment for me and you almost blow my cover."

Isaac. "Why does Emerald have a beeper? *shrugs* maybe it's none of my business, but still…"

Sapphire. "I pray for the day green team loses so they can vote off that pig Miguel."

Miguel. "Sapphires a fine girl, I know that by the end of the day we'll be… *censored because it is rather too graphic for this story, which is saying a lot for this story.*

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Alice was doing some warm up stretches in front of the cabin, mumbling something about her team being incompetent. Meanwhile Mitch and Greg were standing beside the cabin watching her. Mitch had a slick smile on his face and Greg… was not happy to be there.

"Okay here's the plan." Mitch said pulling Greg in close. "I'll walk up to her show off my moves and then we'll make out. Good plan huh?" Greg just stared at him as if Mitch were mental. "Then you agree with me. Watch and learn."

He walked over to Alice, and put an arm around her. "Hey baby what's happening?" he then began to flex.

"Get off me." Alice said and pushed him away.

"C'mon babe we both know you want me." Mitch said. Alice rolled her eyes then jogged off.

Greg walked up to Mitch and smiled.

"Dude she will be mine." Mitch said punching his palm.

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Confessional: There seems to be a recurring theme here…

Alice. "I didn't come here for a stupid teen relationship; I came here to win the game."

Mitch. *flexing* "She wants me you'll see."

Greg. *he just pinches the bridge of his nose.*

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Nikolas, Josh and G-man had gathered in the boy's side of the cabin.

"Okay guys time for a meeting." Nikolas said. "Time to discuss how we're going to get rid of Scott."

"How are we going to do that?" G-man asked.

"I think it's pretty obvious, we vote him off." Nikolas said.

"How?" Josh asked. "There are only three of us."

"Exactly, we have to recruit more members." Nikolas said.

"Like who?" G-man asked.

"Well, someone who knows Scott." Nikolas said. "Someone who has seen him at work."

"But the only other people on our team who were in the same season as him are Courtney and Gwen." G-man said.

"Exactly!" Nikolas said.

"But, how are you going to convince them to join us?" G-man asked. "If you haven't noticed Courtney hates me… and Gwen."

"We don't really need Courtney," Nikolas said. "We could get someone else."

"Like who?" G-man asked.

"Don't worry I'll think of something." Nikolas said.

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Confessional:

G-man. "I wonder how Scott eluded elimination last time. I guess there were bigger fish to fry. Doesn't matter now, we'll get him this time."

Nikolas. "Scott better watch his ass man cuz were coming for him!"

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Julie was in the communal washroom combing her hair and humming a happy little tune. Izzy dropped down from the ceiling and landed behind her, scaring the cowgirl.

"Hi Julie!" Izzy said excitedly.

"Oh hey Izzy, where'd you come from?" Julie asked.

"Oh, just the ceiling," Izzy said. "What are you doing, getting all gussied up, you got a hot date?"

"Sort of," Julie said with a blush.

"Who's the lucky guy?" Izzy asked.

"It's Adam." Julie said.

"Um, Izzy doesn't think that's such a good Idea." Izzy said nervously.

Julie didn't pay attention to what Izzy said as she had just put the finishing touches to her hair-do. She then put on her cowboy hat and skipped out of the communal restrooms.

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Confessional:

Julie. *staring up at the ceiling dreamily* "finally I found a nice guy

Izzy. "Izzy is worried about Julie, she seems to fall in love way to fast, and for a guy who's engaged! What? You forget Izzy spying in on confessionals? Shame on you!"

…...

Daniel was pacing back and forth in the boys side of the cabin. The only other person in the cabin was Leon.

"How could this have happened?" Daniel said.

"I thought you would have known. You are clairvoyant, aren't you?" Leon said with a slick grin.

Daniel shot him a dirty look; he then sighed and collected himself. "I am, but sometimes things happen that even I can't perceive."

"Ah, is that so…" Leon said, rolling his eyes. Daniel didn't see this as he continued to pace.

"We have to get rid of Ginger," Daniel said. "She's planning something, I just know it."

"Plus she's been a pain in the arse since she survived last night's ceremony." Leon said.

Just then Ginger kicked the door in. "hello boys, just wanted to say. HA HA HA can't get rid of me that easily!" she then left the cabin and slammed the door behind her.

"Indeed…" Daniel said.

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Confessional:

Daniel. "How in hell did she get that idol any way? I don't remember her ever leaving our sight… well except when she went to the bathroom. Someone must have given her the idol."

Ginger. "These idiots think they can get rid of me, HA I think not!"

Leon. *smiling a devious smile.* "all according to plan."

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"You all may be wandering why I gathered you here." Zach said as he paced in the boys side of the cabin. With him were Ron, Gregory and Tim.

"The idea has crossed our minds." Tim said.

"I gathered you here today to offer you a part in an alliance." Zach said. "As you know we are in a minority."

"How so?" Tim asked.

"Well if you haven't noticed, the girls on our team are rather chummy and are unlikely to vote for each other." Zach explained. "So if we vote together we should have a fighting chance."

"Yeah but you forget they still outnumber us." Tim said.

"Yes, but when the time comes to vote for one of our own I will attempt to have some of the girls vote for our side." Zach said.

Tim thought for a moment. "…fine I'm in." he extended his arm and shook Zach's.

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Confessional:

Tim. "I join Zach's alliance for now, if it means it'll keep me in the game… although something bothers me, I think he was keeping something from us, but I just can't explain it."

Zach. *reading the mystery of the blue train by Agatha Christie. A few seconds pass, He looks up from his book and looks at the camera.* "I honestly fail to see the point in this booth.'

Gregory. "It's so nice just to stand in the background and watch as everyone else progresses the story line."

…...

The members of Gray team stood in front of their cabin, Alex stood in front of them.

"Alright team, another day another challenge. I know we have had a few… off days but I swear to you our streak of bad luck will end today, we will win first prize in today's challenge!"

He was met with utter silence.

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Confessional:

Alex. *his head is buried in his hands.* "oh god I've failed haven't I?"

Tyler. "I feel bad for Alex. He's just trying to get the team psyched, and we keep failing him. But I swear that we will win the next challenge for Alex!" *the roof caves in on him, he screams like a little girl*

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Wendy was currently taking a nice brisk walk through the woods. Being around her teammates was not an option.

She got the feeling that she was being watched (which was true considering she's on a reality show) she turned around and saw no one there.

"Come out I know your there." Wendy said.

Bud then jumped down from the tree in front of Wendy. He was smiling a sinister smile.

"What do you want?" Wendy snapped.

"I was just wondering if you were okay. You left the campgrounds in a huff." Bud said.

"Bull," Wendy said.

"Alright you got me; I want you to join me in an alliance." Bud said.

"Why,"

"Why else? To keep each other from being kicked off the game." Bud said.

"Don't care," Wendy said.

"What?" Bud said sharply. "What do you mean you don't care?"

"I mean I don't care if I get kicked off I don't want to be on this show anymore." Wendy said. She then hastily ran off leaving a scowling Bud behind.

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Confessional:

Bud. "That could have gone better. I need to ask Leon how he did it; I need to speak to him anyways."

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Reginald, Ulrich, and Sid were sitting on the beach watching the sun rise and waves as they hit the beach.

"Man what a picture perfect morning." Sid said.

"Yeah," Agreed Ulrich said. "Even Reginald hasn't yelled football yet."

"Football," Reginald said quietly and playfully. Sid and Ulrich chuckled. "But in all seriousness, I agree with you guys. It's nice just to have a quiet and calm morning to watch the sunrise."

"YOU LITTLE TWERP!" screamed Carrie from the cabin.

"At least until Carrie wakes up." Ulrich said with a sigh.

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Confessional:

Sid. *looking up at the ceiling dreamily.* "so far I like my team, Ulrich is pretty calm and mellow, Reginald is one of the more loud and excitable members on our team but ironically he is also one of the most peaceful. Harold is kind of nerdy but I find it pretty amusing. Leshawna has sort of a rude attitude but she uses it when it's most needed. Joe is frightful but rather clever. And Walter is quiet and a sweet kid. The only people I have a problem with are Patrick, Richard, Jessica and the worst of them all Carrie, for the obvious reasons."

Carrie. "IF I EVER SEE THOSE TWO AGAIN I'M GOING TO RIP THEIR (you really don't want to know what she says, basically what she's saying has to do with a herd of buffalo's and knocking Walter and Joe's teeth in.)

Walter and Joe. *hugging each other scared for their lives*

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Zoey and Mike were sitting at the foot of a tree. Well to be more precise Zoey was sitting at the foot of a tree while Mike rest his head on her lap.

"Such a nice and peaceful morning." Mike said.

"Yeah it is," Zoey said. They were quiet for a few seconds before Zoey spoke up again. "Who do you think Orange team eliminate?"

"I don't know." Mike said with a shrug. "Hopefully someone useful so they lose the next challenge."

Zoey chuckled a little. "Doubtful,"

D.J. then walked past them with Bunny in his arms.

"hey D.J.!' Mike said. "Dean and Vince going at it again?"

"You said it." D.J. said.

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Confessional:

Zoey. "Vince is a hypocrite. His complaining about everyone being annoying is starting to get annoying. There's probably a better word to use than hypocrite but I can't think of one."

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Meanwhile in a tent not far from the mess hall, Emerald barged in with a rather displeased look.

"His highness calls?" Emerald said.

Also in the tent were Eli, Alyx, Vanessa and Jake along with Chris whom she was referring to.

"You in trouble white girl." Eli said smugly.

"Whatever." Emerald said. She turned her attention to Chris who was standing there with his arms crossed and also with a displeased look on his face. "Why did you call me?"

"You broke one of the rules." Chris said.

"Whatever could you mean?" Emerald said looking taken aback.

"You convinced your team to choose Orange team to go to the voting ceremony last night." Chris said.

"I didn't convince them to; I only suggested to them that they should choose Orange team." Emerald said.

"Yeah, well your suggestion could get us sued." Chris said. "Because of your little 'suggestion' Anne Maria was unfairly kicked off."

"You mean Leon's still safe?" Emerald asked.

"AH HA! So you admit you got your team to choose Orange team so Leon would be eliminated!" Chris said.

"Of course I did that guys nuts!" Emerald said.

"Emerald, you're not supposed to alter the outcome of the game." Chris said. "You're just supposed to find out what makes the contestants tick."

"Hey you told me if I won this game I would get double the prize money. How do you expect me to win if I don't alter the outcome?"

Chris hesitated. "Yeah but not to the point where we could be sued!" Chris exclaimed.

"That's the worst excuse ever." Jake said. Chris turned to him and scowled. Jake took a step back.

"Listen Emerald, just do your job and we won't have a problem." Chris said.

Emerald glared at Chris and walked out of the tent.

"Now that that's taken care of," Chris said then turned his attention to Alyx and Vanessa. "There are still the terms of your punishment."

"I thought we took care of that." Vanessa said.

"Well you thought wrong," Chris said. "me Chef and Eli have come up with a new punishment."

The scene changed to Chris, Vannesa and Alyx standing at the side of the mess hall where the ground was covered in trash.

"What the hell!" Vanessa exclaimed. "How did we collect this much trash in not even a week?"

"We have a hundred and thirty mouths to feed," Chris said. "This isn't even a fourth of the thrash we produced. The rest of it is on Pahkitew Island. We already finished that season so we don't need it anymore."

"Yeah I can't wait till next season when you cover the whole island in trash." Vanessa said sarcastically.

"Actually that's not a bad idea." Chris said and he pulled out a pen and paper.

"You're not serious." Vanessa said.

"We'll call it Total Drama Trash Island." Chris said. He then put the pen and paper away. "But enough digression, you have a job to do, pick up the trash." And with that he walked away.

"Wait!" Vanessa exclaimed. "You didn't give us anything to pick up the trash with. God damn it Eli."

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Confessional:

Vanessa. "Chris is one to pick favorites. And it's pretty obvious that Eli is his favorite. And because of it he gets to do anything he wants." *sighs* "Why did I sign up for this?"

*Chris knocks on the door.* "get out of there, this is for Contestants only!"

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Leon was having a casual walk on the beach when suddenly a seashell hit him in the back of the head. He swore in French turned his head and spotted Bud.

"What do you think you are doing?" Leon snapped.

"Three things," Bud said. "First, what did you do to get Wendy into your alliance?"

Leon shrugged. "I just asked her."

"I asked her too but she snapped at me and said she didn't care whether she was voted of or not." Bud said.

"You must have asked her at a bad time." Leon said.

"Guess so," Bud said.

"She was so cheery and eager to please when I spoke to her." Leon said.

"Yeah and now she's so pissy." Bud said.

"Quite," Leon said a little disgruntled by Bud's choice of wordy.

"I don't know why she's so pissy; she keeps on trying to bite her teammates. Did she expect them to respond positively to that?" Bud said.

"Perhaps it is because they are avoiding her and making her feel like an outcast." Leon said. "She obviously gets the same treatment at home. Otherwise she wouldn't be acting this way."

"You're telling me this why?" Bud asked.

"So you can use the information to get her to join your alliance." Leon said.

"Oh right…" Bud said.

"How did you not know any of this? You are a good gatherer of information." Leon said.

Bud said in a low voice. "Not if they don't have anything about them on the internet."

"What was that?" Leon asked.

"Nothing, nothing," Bud said.

"Well if you'll excuse me I have places to be." Leon said and started to leave.

"Wait, I still have two more questions." Bud said.

"Fine fine what is it?" Leon said a little annoyed.

"Why did you get Scott to join you?" Bud asked.

Leon looked a bit shocked. "How do you know that? And why am I surprised? Very well I shall tell you, I am using him as a goat."

"Oh I see everyone hates him so much that if you were to take him far in the game everyone would vote for him instead of you." Bud said.

"Not quite." Leon said.

"Okay why then?" Bud asked.

"… I would rather keep that a secret for now." Leon said.

"Fair enough," Bud said. "One more question. Why did you get Daniel's alliance to vote for Ginger and then give Ginger your idol?"

Leon grinned it was a passive and bland grin, but there was something about it. The air around the two boys seemed to change. The nice and sunny morning almost seemed to turn dark and gray as if a cloud had covered the sun, but there were no clouds. His eyes were calm and passive almost proud. "So you know," Leon said quietly almost whispering.

A shiver went up Bud's spine. "Yeah, and I want to know why you did that."

Leon chuckled. "Well, if you must know I wanted to make sure I would have full control over the alliance."

"How," Bud asked.

"Well let's start from the beginning." Leon said. "I took notice that Daniels alliance had Ginger in their crosshairs and although I myself detest the little tramp she was somewhat important to keep around at the moment so I gave her my idol."

"But you told the alliance to vote for her." Bud said.

"Indeed I did, I already knew they were going to vote for her so I had asked them to vote for her so I knew exactly where the votes were going and to sort of gain their trust and show I was on their side completely."

"But why did you choose to vote for Anne Maria?" Bud asked.

"She was annoying and really the only other person worth voting against." Leon said.

"Why not someone from the alliance?" Bud asked.

"That would have rose suspicion, besides I didn't want to eliminate anyone from the alliance quite yet. I want to work up to it." Leon said.

"And this all gave you control over the alliance how?" Bud asked.

"Isn't it obvious?" Leon said.

"No," Bud said.

"Good," Leon said and walked off.

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Confessional:

Bud. "Leon's not telling me something, I know why he is but…" *he shivers* "man something about that guy is…I can't explain it, it's like he knows something that I'm not even close to figuring out. It's like a murder mystery by Agatha Christie. They don't reveal the reason for murder until the end of the novel."

…...

As Leon walked away from Bud he stumbled upon Alyx and Vanessa picking up the trash.

"What happened here?" Leon asked.

"Raccoons," Scruffy said as he walked up behind Leon scaring him half to death. He then held up a shot gun and cocked it. "gotta go flush 'em out." He then left.

Leon rolled his eyes and continued to walk; he then nearly tripped on something, he swore in French looked down, and spotted the Bridgette idol. He smiled a sly smile and picked it up.

…...

Later at breakfast the campers sat down to eat what looked like…well its best not to dwell on such things. Suddenly Scott entered the mess hall with a wide grin plastered on his face. But to his displeasure no one seemed to notice him. He shrugged and walked over to Chef's station.

"What do you want," Chef barked in his usual manner. "tuna salad," while he said tuna salad he made air quotations. "or mystery meat?"

"Thanks, but as much as I believe the Mystery meat to be ground up bits of intern I think I'll pass." Scott said. "Instead I would like your finest pancakes and waffles smothered in bacon."

"Listen punk," Chef said. "All we have is Tuna salad." He said again making air quotations with his fingers. "or mystery meat."

Scott chuckled and pulled out the Chef idol. This caught the attention of the campers; they turned their heads toward Scott and stared.

"How'd he get an idol?" Nikolas seethed.

Leon slowly grinned but no one saw.

…...

Confessional:

Nikolas. "I don't believe it! How did he get an idol this quickly?" *he punches the wall* "That does it! I swear to you he is going down."

Leon. "Oh I love it when a plan comes together."

…...

The campers stared at Scott making remarks like 'oh that's good.' Or 'scrumptious.' While he ate his pancakes smothered in bacon while they ate 'tuna salad' and bit-o-intern mystery meat.

When Scott finished his breakfast he liked his fingers. "Oh boy that was exquisite." he rubbed his stomach mockingly.

Before anyone could maul Scott, Chris walked into the mess as cheerful and lacking in human compassion.

"Good morning campers! Enjoy breakfast?" Chris said and then a plate flew over his head and out the door. "Well if you're done attempting murder, it's time for today's challenge. If you'll just follow me we can begin."

…...

The scene changed to Chris and the contestants huddled around the dodge ball court from the first season. But this court was slightly bigger with a few more bleachers.

"Today's challenge is going to be a game of dodge ball." Chris said.

"You've run out of ideas haven't you?" Noah asked.

"Shut up!" Chris said. "Anyway, here's how things are going to work, two teams will go up against each other, each choosing three members at a time to participate."

Cameron raised his hand. "But Chris most teams have eleven members, which would leave at least two members to sit out of the game."

"Right you are Camcorder! Here's a cookie." Chris said and threw him a cookie.

Cameron caught the cookie and eyed it suspiciously, then looked back to Chris. "My names Cameron,"

"Whatever." Chris said. "But Camody's right, each team will have to sit out two members of their team, except for Gray and White team you will have sit out only one, and Orange team won't be able to."

Ginger groaned.

Daniel raised his hand. "How will you determine the losing team?

"Good question Danielle." Chris said and threw Daniel a cookie.

"My names Daniel," Daniel said as he caught the cookie. Owen looked at him with puppy dog eyes. Daniel sighed and gave him the cookie.

Chris continued. "The losing team will be determined by a reverse tournament bracket."

"What's that?" Sadie asked.

Zach stepped forward. "A tournament bracket is a system used by most American sports leagues. When one team wins they move forward to face off against another team while the other team is essentially disqualified, the last team standing wins the entire tournament. A reverse bracket would be the opposite, whoever loses moves on and whoever wins no longer has to play. And the last team to lose…"

"Loses and has to go to the elimination ceremony." Chris butted in. "your right Zeke here's a cookie." He throws him a cookie. Zach catches it a little miffed at Chris for getting his name wrong. Owen crawled over to him with puppy dog eyes. Zach rolled his eyes and gave him the cookie.

Chef then came by with a bingo ball dispenser with multiple colored balls in it. "Now let's see which two teams will face off first." Chris said as he turned the crank. As he cranked two little balls dropped out of the dispenser, a black one and a blue one.

"Black team, Blue team you're up first." Chris said. He turned toward the camera and smiled. "And they will duke it out when we come back after a word from our sponsors."

…...

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One man had red hair and was wearing a black suit. He was grinning handsomely at the camera. The other man had dark black hair that was covered by a ragged black toque; he ha clock shadow that looks like he had it for a couple of months and he was wearing a ragged dark colored hoodie. He didn't look too pleased to be there.

The man in the suit spoke "hello there Total drama fans, me and my companion are here today to bring you brand new products to spend your hard earned cash on. I'm Midas Geier, and my companion here is Vachel Steele. Say hello to the nice people Vachel"

"Screw you pretty boy." Vachel said.

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Vachel rolled his eyes. "Whatever tool,"

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Vachel cut in. "When the health inspector approves it." Midas gave him a sharp glance. "What, it's true."

Midas coughed and straitened his tie, as a stage hand wheeled in a cart with something covered in a sheet on top. Midas grabbed the sheet. "Introducing the new, Total Drama chocolate buddy!" He pulled the sheet off and revealed the original total drama cast made out of chocolate. Vachel picks up one shaped like Courtney.

Midas continued. "Each one of the chocolate buddies is made out of one hundred percent pure chocolate with no additives and preservatives."

Vachel took a bite out of the chocolate buddy and immediately regretted it. He spit it out all over Midas. "God, that tastes like plastic flavored chocolate sprinkles."

Midas took out a handkerchief and wiped off his face. He shot a disapproving glance at Vachel who was gagging on the chocolate. He sighed and looked at the camera. "We'll see you next time and introduce you to some new products you can waste money on." Vachel threw up on his shoes and he sighed.

…...

"Welcome back!" Chris announced. He was now standing between the two team benches in the dodge ball court with the bingo ball dispenser. Black and Blue team were at their respective sides making a game plan while the other teams sat at the bleachers.

Up first for black team were Izzy, Crystal and Christopher.

"I really don't want to do this." Crystal seethed.

Izzy grabbed the rich girl and held her close. "C'mon show some enthusiasm. This is going to be fun."

For Blue team they had Sierra, Charlie and Lazlo.

"I'm going to win this for you Cody!" Sierra said and waved to Cody who was hiding behind Owen.

Chris held up a megaphone. "Are you guys ready? Good! The rules are if you're hit by a ball you're out. If you catch a ball the person who threw it is out. Now begin!"

Chef threw some dodge balls onto the court. The contestants scrambled for the balls. Izzy grabbed an armful and started throwing like maniac and managed to hit Charlie.

"Charlie, you're out." Chris said. Charlie sighed and walked back to the bench.

Lazlo managed to grab a ball and threw them; one of them managed hit Crystal in the leg.

"You're out." Chris said. Crystal just grumbled.

Lazlo was throwing Dodge balls at Christopher, but he managed to dodge every one of them. Christopher picked up a dodge ball and threw it at Lazlo. But Lazlo caught it.

"Christopher you're out!" Chris said.

"Yeah and don't forget someone from our team gets to come back." Sierra said.

"Sorry no can do Sierra." Chris said.

"What!?" Lazlo exclaimed. "Why not?"

"Because we have too many games and too little time," Chris said. "It would take us a couple of days to finish the challenge if we did that."

"Aw c'mon!" Lazlo said.

"Free shot!" Izzy said and hit Lazlo with a dodge ball. Hard. In the face.

"You're out." Chris said. Lazlo sat up and rubbed his nose. He then stood up and walked over to the bench and sat down muttering 'crazy broad'.

Izzy was smiling maniacally at Sierra who was the last one standing. Izzy held up a dodge ball and screamed and ran towards Sierra. Sierra screamed and ran away from Izzy; Izzy then chased her all around the court.

"Isn't that against the rules?" Geoff asked.

"Eh, I'll let it slide for now." Chris said.

As Izzy continued to chase Sierra she lifted her ball high over her head and threw it at the uber fan. The ball hit her and due to the velocity of the ball she was slammed into the glass wall.

"Black team wins the first round of the first game! On to round two!" Chris announced. Sierra groaned in pain as she slid down the wall.

On round two it was Frank, Jimmy and Dominic for Black team and, Billie, Ezekiel and Oscar for Blue team.

"Begin!" Chris yelled. The blue team members ran for the balls but Black team gathered them all and prepared to throw them at Blue team.

"Oh," Ezekiel muttered.

"Crap," Billie muttered.

"Sandwiches," Oscar finished before the three were pummeled with dodge balls.

"You're out Blue team." Chris said. "Black team you won two out of three games so you're safe. Blue team you're going to the next round.

…...

Confessional:

Oscar. "That was painful, also when did Chris say you had to win two out of three games. I guess he must have mentioned it, but I can't remember due to the concussion."

Chris. "No I didn't mention it; I didn't have to you had to assume that's how it works. Jeez do these guys actually want me to explain all the rules."

…...

Chris was cranking the crank on the ball dispenser and two balls fell out. One brown and one gray.

"Brown team and Gray team you're up next!" Chris announced.

…...

Playing first for Brown team was Eva, Bud and Oswald. For Gray team it was Bill, Alex and Cory.

"Why am I here?" Oswald asked.

"Because I can kick your ass," Eva said.

"Fair point," Oswald said.

"Begin!" Chris announced and chef threw the balls onto the court.

Eva and Alex rushed to grab the balls and threw them at the other team. Bud was dodging the balls skillfully while Oswald just stood there.

"Do something!" Eva said.

"Um, no." Oswald said. He was then hit with a ball thrown by Alex.

"You're out," Chris said. Oswald just shrugged.

…...

Confessional:

Oswald. "I doesn't matter if I help my team out this challenge, there's no way we can lose. We have a freaking Amazon on the team."

…...

Bud was continuously dodging balls being thrown by Bill, while Eva threw balls at Alex and Cory and the latter two did the same

Alex ducked from a dodge ball with his name on it, rolled, grabbed a ball and threw it at Eva…. …Only to have her catch it.

"Alex, you're out!" Chris announced. Alex sighed and murmured 'there goes the plan'.

Eva glared cruelly at Cory. "Your next pretty boy,"

Cory gulped and Eva reeled her arm back and threw the ball. The ball hit him hard in the face and he was knocked to the ground. Most of the contestants gasped (mostly the girls). Cory then sat up and smiled at the contestants showing he was unharmed. Most of the female contestants sighed in relief.

"You're out," Chris said sounding like a baseball umpire.

The only one left on Gray team was Bill. Bill sighed and said "well crap,"

Eva threw a ball at him and it hit him square in the chest and he was launched into the glass wall.

"Brown team wins the first round!" Chris announced. "On to round two,"

…...

On round two it was Todd, Ashley and Amanda for Brown team and Trent, Zavier and Xavier for gray team.

Chris shouted begin once again and the contestants scrambled for the ball. They all gathered the balls and started throwing them, all except Ashley and Amanda. They stood there with their balls in their hands staring at the other team.

"What the heck are you doing?" Todd asked. "Throw the freaking balls."

"We can't!" Ashley whined.

"Why not," Todd asked.

"Because, their too hot!" Amanda said.

Both girls and Todd were then pummeled by dodge balls.

"Idiots," Todd muttered.

"Gray team wins round two!" Chris announced. "We're now going to round three!"

…...

For round three, playing for Brown team was Beth, Wendy and Erica. For Gray team it was Gidget, Ashton and Hank. The round began and the contestants scrambled for the balls. Well, except for Gidget and Ashton. Gidget waved to Geoff who hid his eyes under his hat to avoid eye contact and Bridgette gave Gidget a dirty look. And Ashton was distracted trying to light the floor on fire. The two were easily taken out by the other team leaving hank all alone.

"We're screwed," Tyler said.

The members of Brown team threw their balls at Hank but they all flew over his head. Hank then jumped up and caught a ball thrown by Beth and threw it at Wendy and hit her.

"And Hank makes a comeback!" Chris announced. "Beth and Wendy are out."

Hank and Erica stood there glaring at each other intensely.

"I did not sign up for this." Erica said.

"Yes you did." Chris retorted.

Erica rolled her eyes and picked up a ball, Hank too picked up a ball. Both threw their balls, Erica's flew over Hank while Hank's hit her dead on.

"And Gray team win's!" Chris announced.

Eva pinched the bridge of her nose and groaned. She then gave a dirty look Oswald's way.

…...

Chris once again turned the crank and two balls fell out. One green and one orange.

"Orange and Green team you're up next." Chris announced.

"Hmmm…" Cameron said while he rubbed his chin.

…...

Confessional:

Cameron. "Chris seems to have the teams go against each other by their alphabetical order. I highly doubt that it is coincidental, but I just can't see why he is doing this."

…...

First up for Green team was Duncan, Justin and Noah, while on Orange team it was Cody, Owen and Elisa.

"Why am I doing this?" Noah asked.

"Because if you don't we'll break your arms." Duncan said. Noah just sighed.

The round began and the teams rushed for the balls. Cody was immediately hit by a ball thrown by Duncan.

"You're out!" Chris announced.

Duncan laughed and was slapped in the back of the head by Justin. "What?"

"You don't have to laugh at him." Justin said.

"I thought you didn't like nerds." Duncan said.

"Yeah, but I'm in the same band with him." Justin said.

"Ladies, ladies please, can we just play the game." Noah said. Then he was hit by a ball.

"Ha ha, take that nerd." Elisa said. Owen stood by her with a concerned face. She was then clobbered by dodge balls.

"You're out!" Chris announced.

Owen was left alone on his team. He gawked at the two boys at the opposite end of the court who were both holding dodge balls.

"Oh, cheese and crackers!" Owen said.

Duncan then threw a ball at him and it hit him in the stomach and got lodged in there.

"Technically he caught it so Duncan you're out." Chris said.

"God damn it." Duncan muttered.

It was then when the dodge ball flew out of Owens big belly and hit Justin hard in the face.

"And Orange team wins the first round!" Chris announced.

Justin sat up and rubbed his face. He felt a bump on his face and screamed.

…...

Confessional:

Justin. "I can believe it! My beautiful face is ruined!"

…...

In the next round it was Isaac, Miguel and Emerald for Green team and Daniel, Vic and Leon for Orange team.

"Were going to beat you to a pulp!" Miguel called.

"How barbaric," Daniel said.

Chris said begin and the two teams scrambled for the balls. Miguel grabbed an armful of dodge balls and started throwing the balls hitting Daniel and Leon.

"Looks like he wasn't lying," Chris said as Daniel and Leon walked back to the bench the former sighing and the latter swearing in French.

"Well, I'm dead meat," Vic said and was then hit in the chest with a dodge ball thrown by Miguel.

"The score is now tied!" Chris announced. "Whoever loses this round goes on the next round."

…...

For the third round it was Kurt, R.J. and Tommy for Green team and for Orange team it was Yuki, Jason and Ginger.

"Were screwed," Jason said. "I've seen the guy with the beard carve a bear out of a log with only a finger nail. And he did it in only one swift cut. The dude must be the secret love child of Chuck Norris."

"God I'm getting tired of those jokes." Ginger said.

The round began and the contestants went for the balls, but Kurt managed to gather them in a matter of seconds.

"Told you so," Jason said.

Kurt started to juggle the balls and threw them one by one at the other team hitting them all.

"And green team wins!" Chris announced.

…...

Chris was turning the crank on the ball dispenser, while he did so Cameron pulled out a calculator and started to do the math.

"Nerd, what are you doing? Your math homework?" Matt asked.

"I'm calculating the odds of the next team to face off being Pink and Polka dot." Cameron said.

"What are the odds?" Brick asked.

"Pink and Polka dot you're the next two teams to go head to head!" Chris announced.

"Better than you think." Cameron said, pocketing his calculator.

…...

For the first round it was Ron, Delilah and Tim for Pink team and D.J., Zoey and Mike for Polka dot.

"Go team go!" Kate and Sadie cheered in unison.

"Send them packing!" Kat cheered.

"You suck!" Liz screamed. Tim flipped her the bird.

The round began and the contestants ran for the balls. D.J. threw a ball at Ron, but Ron ducked and threw a ball at D.J. and hit him. Mike then threw a ball at Ron, But Ron jumped over it and it hit Tim.

Ron threw a ball at Zoey, but she managed to dodge it and threw a ball back at him. It missed and hit Delilah who yelped in pain.

Ron looked at Delilah concerned and scowled at Zoey. He then grabbed a handful of dodge balls and threw them at Mike and Zoey, clobbering both of them.

"Pink team wins the first round!" Chris announced.

…...

Confessional:

Kat. "Well, well, well. Looks like someone is a little overprotective of a certain French girl."

…...

Playing on Pink team for round two was Katie, Sadie and Liz. For Polka dot it was Adam, Dean and Quincy.

The round began and they went for the balls. Adam grabbed a ball and threw it at Sadie. The ball hit her, bounced off and hit Katie.

"Katie, Sadie you're both out." Chris announced. There was a sound like the hitting of hard rubber against flesh and a feminine yelp. "And Liz too it seems. Polka dot wins the second round!"

…...

For the third round, playing for pink team was, Gregory, Kat and Xena. For polka dot it was B, Isa and Monique.

They stared at B in astonishment as he had gathered a handful of balls.

"Were screwed aren't we?" Kat asked.

"Affirmative," Gregory said just before the three of them were clobbered by dodge balls

"Polka dot wins!" Chris announced. "Pink team will have to be going to the next round

…...

Chris was turning the crank of the ball dispenser once again. Two balls popped out. One was purple while the other was red.

"Purple and Red teams, you're up next.

…...

Purple had gathered at their side of the court, having a small meeting.

"Who should go first?" Leshawna asked.

Carrie violently grabbed Joe and Walter by the arms and lifted them up. "These two and me!"

"I'm not so sure…" Leshawna said. Sid placed a hand on her shoulder

"Just let her do her own thing," Sid said. "If they lose me, Ulrich and Reginald can win the next one."

Leshawna sighed. "Okay then, knock them dead,"

While Carrie, Joe and Walter played for purple, Sapphire, Willow and Collette played for red.

The round began and the players ran for the balls. Both teams threw the balls, except Joe and Walter who ran around like chickens with their heads cut off. Carrie grabbed a ball and threw it at Willow and hit her.

Collette grabbed an arm full of balls and started hurling them at Purple team. She managed to hit both Joe and Walter which pissed Carrie off. She chucked a ball at Collette, Collette ducked and the ball hit the back wall, bounced and came back and hit Carrie.

"Red team wins the first round!" Chris announced.

…...

Confessional:

Sid. "One has to wonder though. Why did Carrie want those two boys to be in the first round with her?"

Carrie. "Those idiots! I give them a chance to redeem themselves and they screw it up! I swear one day I'm going to…." *cuts off*

…...

"Alright team, don't worry we'll win the next round." Sid said as he Reginald and Ulrich stood up to walk onto the court… but were stopped… by Carrie.

"You're not going anywhere." Carrie said.

"Girl, what are you doing?" Leshawna said.

"They're not going to play, they are." Carrie said, pointing to Jessica and Richard.

"Excuse me?" Richard said.

"I'm not going out there." Jessica said. "My nails haven't finished drying."

"Too bad!" Carrie said, grabbed Richard and Jessica and threw them onto the field. She then grabbed Harold and threw him out there too. "You too,"

"Listen you…" Leshawna said, rolling up her sleeves. She tried to continue but Sid grabbed her by the shoulder and shook his head. "But if she does this we'll lose and…"

"We'll go straight to the elimination ceremony and vote her off." Sid said.

Leshawna took a breath to calm herself down and nodded.

Richard, Jessica and Harold stood up and rubbed their sore spots. Meanwhile Jo, Lightning and Matt stepped up to bat for Red team.

"We're screwed," Ulrich said.

"Begin!" Chris announced.

The contestants ran for the balls, minus Richard and Jessica who just stood there with their arms crossed.

Harold grabbed a ball and held it high. "Don't worry, I will smite our enemies for you my dear." He said, looking at Leshawna. He was then clobbered by dodge balls thrown by thrown by the other team.

"Harold you're out." Chris announced.

"Hah! Nerd," Matt said as Harold joined his teammates on the bench.

"I'm sorry," Harold said. "We're going to lose."

"Lost you mean," Sid said.

"Richard and Jessica are out!" Chris announced. "Red team wins!"

Richard and Jessica walked up to the bench; Richard was covered in bruises and was displeased, while Jessica didn't even have a scratch on her.

"She used me as a shield." Richard seethed.

"Not a very good one." Jessica said. "I still got hit." Richard glared at her and growled.

"Only two teams are left," Chris said. "White and yellow, you're up next."

…...

"As team leader, I think I should decide who goes first." Courtney said.

"I think we should come to a unanimous decision on who goes first." Gwen said. Courtney gave her the stink eye.

"Besides who made you leader?" Nikolas asked.

Scott raised his hand. "I would like to go first." He said smiling at Courtney.

Nikolas gave him a nasty look and raised him own hand. "I would too."

"Alright we have our first two." Courtney said. "Who else?"

"Why not you, oh fearless leader," Gwen said.

Courtney gave her an evil look then sighed. "Fine, fine, if it'll get you off my back." She then walked onto the court with the other two.

Mean while on Yellow team, they weren't doing any better.

"Alright wimps," Alice started. "It's going to be me, Mitch and Greg for the first round."

"Um, but wouldn't it be smarter to have only one of you be in the first round?" Lindsay said. "I mean so that way we don't use all our powerful players in the first round and only have our weaker players for the other two rounds, making us lose."

"Exactly!" Laura said excitedly.

"Shut up you dumbasses!" Alice snapped. "I am not going to lose this challenge." She then walked onto the court with Greg and Mitch.

The round began and the teams ran for the balls. Nikolas threw a ball at Mitch but missed. Mitch laughed at him then grabbed a ball and threw it at Nikolas, hitting him.

Alice quickly scooped up a ball and threw it at Courtney and hit her.

Scott saw this and fire practically shot out of his eyes. He grabbed a ball and threw it at Alice. Alice dodged it and the ball hit Greg. Scott was then hit with a ball thrown by Mitch.

"No one tries to hit my girl and gets away with it!" Mitch said. Alice rolled her eyes.

"Yellow team wins the first round!" Chris announced.

"Yeah! We kicked ass!" Mitch said. He tried to high five Alice but she walked away.

"It's not over yet," Alice said.

…...

For round two G-man, Carlos and Hyde played for White team while Lindsay, Gilbert and Will played for Yellow.

The round began and the players ran for the balls. G-man grabbed a ball and threw it at Lindsay and hit her.

"I shalt redeem you m'lady!" Will said and threw a ball G-man's direction. The ball missed and hit Carlos.

"Hah! the nerd can't even hit the right person!" Hyde said in a slightly higher pitched voice.

G-man threw a ball that hit Gilbert and looked at Hyde with a questioning voice.

Hyde rubbed the back of his neck nervously. "er… I mean." Then both he and G-man were hit with a ball.

"Yellow team wins!" Chris announced. "White team is going on to the next part of the challenge along with Blue, Brown, Orange, Pink and Purple. All the other teams no longer need to compete and are safe from going to the bonfire ceremony." The teams cheered. "They may also now leave the dodge ball court."

The winning teams stood up and began to leave the court. Lindsay put an arm on the shoulder of a very angry Alice.

"Cheer up Angel, we won." Lindsay said.

Alice grabbed Lindsay's hand and squeezed it hard. "It's not a victory if everyone else wins." She walked off.

Lindsay rubbed her hand in pain, Laura walked up to her. "Geez what's her problem?"

…...

Only six teams remained in the court, each of them looked eager, especially Orange team.

"Welcome to the semi-semi finals of the Big Bad Total Drama Island Dodge Ball Tournament!" Chris announced.

"Just shut up and announce which teams are going up against each other!" Carrie shouted.

"Fine, up first we'll have Blue team and Brown team." Chris said. "Happy now?"

"NO!" Carrie yelled.

…...

Up first for Blue team was Billie, Sierra and Lazlo. For Brown team Eva, Todd and Oswald.

Before the round began, Eva pulled Oswald in close to her. "You better help this time." She said.

Oswald saluted her "sir, yes sir." He said sarcastically.

The round began and the players ran for the balls. Billie collected an arm full dodge balls and was throwing them vigorously, although she didn't hit anyone.

"Crazy girl," Oswald said as he dodged the balls. One of the balls thrown by Billie then hit him in the crotch and he went down like a sack of hammers.

Chris laughed. "That had to hurt."

"Shut up," Oswald said in a high pitched voice.

Eva retaliated and threw a ball at Billie and hit her, and due to the velocity of the throw she was thrown back and hit the back wall.

Lazlo threw a ball at Todd and hit him.

"And Eva is completely alone." Chris announced.

"Not so tough now, are ya?" Lazlo said.

Eva growled and picked up a dodge ball.

"Oh god you've provoked her!" Sierra said.

Eva threw the ball and hit Lazlo and launched him into the wall. Sierra was taken out the same way.

"Brown team wins the first round!" Chris announced.

…...

For the second round it was Ezekiel, Gerome and Charlie for Blue team and Beth, Bud and Erica.

The round began and the players ran for the balls.

Beth grabbed one and threw it at Charlie, but he caught it. Charlie then threw it at Bud, but he caught it too. Bud threw the ball at Ezekiel who tried to catch it but failed and was hit.

"Well, I'm nailed." Gerome said.

"You mean screwed." Erica said and threw a ball at him and hit him.

"Brown team wins!" Chris announced. "Blue teams going to the next round."

Most of blue team groaned at this announcement. Gerome walked back to his team and Billie grabbed him by the arm.

"If we lose, you're gone." Billie said. She then let go and walked away.

…...

"Next up is Orange VS Pink!" Chris announced.

…...

Playing for Orange team was Owen, Cody and Elisa. And for Pink was Ron, Delilah and Flora.

"Why did we team up again?" Cody asked.

"I'm not quite sure…" Elisa said.

The round began and the players ran for the balls. Ron collected himself an admirable amount of dodge balls and started throwing them at the other teams.

Elisa managed to get out of the way of the rain of destruction, but Cody wasn't as lucky and was hit. And once again the dodge balls got lodged in Owens protruding belly.

"Ron's out!" Chris announced.

"Oh no!" Delilah gasped. The dodge balls then shot out of Owens stomach and clobbered Delilah and Flora.

"Orange team wins the First round!" Chris announced.

…...

"Orange team wins!" Chris announced. "Pink team is going to the next round."

A battered and bruised Katie, Sadie and Zach sighed as they sat on the bench.

"This couldn't be any worse," Zach said.

"Sadie! Your outfit is ruined!" Katie exclaimed.

"Like omigosh! So is yours!" Sadie said. Both girls screamed and hugged each other.

Zach sighed, shook his head and stood up. He put an arm around Gregory and pulled him in close. "We need to discuss who we need to vote for if we are next to the elimination ceremony." He said as he led Gregory away from the others.

"Okay, who do we vote for?" Gregory asked.

"Flora," Zach said without hesitation.

"But why her?" Gregory asked in surprise. "Why not one of the twins? or Tim and Liz?

"Because Flora is a swing vote," Zach said. "She is not paired with any one like Katie and Sadie, Kat and Xena, Ron and Delilah, and Tim and Liz."

"But Tim and Liz hate each other." Gregory said.

"Trust me I know what I'm doing." Zach said.

"I hope so." Gregory said. He then walked back to the team who was now sitting n the bleachers.

Zach was about to follow him when hit foot hit something. He looked down and saw a circle with the Roman numeral for twenty-one printed on the wood floor. He bent down and touched the floor, it moved slightly. He stood up and joined his team.

…...

"The final teams to face off in the semi-semi finals is Purple and White." Chris announced.

"We know!" Carrie yelled.

"Shut up!" Chris said. A dodge ball was thrown over his head. "As I was saying, were going to have to change the rules a bit."

"How much is a bit?" Leshawna asked.

"If you win this round your safe, if you lose you go to the next round." Chris said.

Sid shrugged. "Wasn't as bad as we were expecting,"

"Could've been worse," Carlos said. All eyes were on Chris.

"What," Chris said.

"Were waiting for you to reveal the worse part," Courtney said.

"No that's it," Chris said. "Just get out there and play already."

…...

Purple team stood by their side of the court making their plans, which was all for naught.

"Me, Joe and Walter will go again!" Carrie said.

"Girl you can't," Leshawna started, she then looked at Sid, who shook his head, and sighed. "Fine, fine."

Carrie grabbed Joe and Walter by their collars and dragged them onto the court.

…...

Confessional:

Leshawna. "I honestly hope we lose, so that way Carrie will be the next one to ride the boat of losers."

Sid. "Am I the only who noticed that some of the campers have similar names? Like Jo and Joe, Jeff and Geoff, and Alyx and Alex. I wonder why that is…"

…...

While Carrie, Joe and Walter played for Purple, Nikolas, G-man and Carlos played for White.

"You two better not screw up this time!" Carrie yelled at the two boys on her team. The two whimpered in response.

"Begin!" Chris announced and the players ran for the balls, minus Joe and Walter

Carrie threw balls around angrily and randomly. She didn't hit a soul in fact the balls seemed to deliberately avoid the three boys. Nikolas turned to G-man with an eyebrow raised.

One of the balls Carrie threw whizzed past White team, bounced off the back wall, zoomed past White team once again, and hit Joe in the head and kept going, bounced off the back wall hit Walter and zoomed toward White team where Nikolas caught it.

"White team wins!" Chris announced. "Purple team will be moving on to the semi finals along with Blue and Pink." …...

Chris and Chef stood face to face in the middle of the court with the three remaining teams watching them.

"I told you this would happen!" Chef said.

"Oh c'mon it's impossible for this to happen; I mean two divides into twelve so easily." Chris said.

"You're an idiot." Zach said.

"Shut up!" Chris said. "Now, how are we going to do this?"

"How about we have two of the teams face off, and whichever one wins have them face the other team." Chef said.

"Fine whatever, Blue and Pink you're up." Chris said. The two teams went to their respected sides, minus Zach who just gave Chris a questioning look.

…...

Confessional:

Zach. "That conflict seemed to have ended rather abruptly. I wonder if it was scripted…" *he shakes his head.* "no, no way Chris would ever let himself be seen as a moron on purpose."

…...

On Blue side they had put out their strongest players Gerome, Oscar and Lazlo. As the three walked onto the court, Billie grabbed Gerome by the arm.

She looked at him angrily and said. "If we lose, you're the next to go." She let go of his arm and Gerome walked onto the court a bit freaked out

And Pink team also had their strongest players out, Ron, Kat and Tim. And to be fair the only powerful player there is Ron.

"This could prove to be troublesome." Zach said.

"Especially since whoever loses has to play again." Gregory said.

"Yeah, while Purple team settles back and relaxes the soon to be losing team will be so worn out they'll soon lose the challenge." Zach said.

"And that team will be us." Gregory said dreadfully.

"Pink team loses!" Chris announced.

Zach sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.

Blue team cheered, minus Billie.

…...

Confessional:

Zach. "Hopefully my plan to vote off Flora will work if we win… but then again, Gregory makes a good point about Tim and Liz… I think I may have a plan…"

Billie. "Damn, we won. That means I can't get everyone to vote off Gerome. The jerk." *she tries to stay angry but tears form in her eyes.*

…...

Purple and Pink teams stood on separate sides of the court while Chris and Chef stood in the middle.

"Congratulations Purple and Pink you are the only losers left." Chris said and laughed, then said with a little less enthusiasm. "You have only one round and only three members to compete in it. And if all three get hit or if the ball they've thrown gets caught, your team loses and you go straight to the voting ceremony."

"We know the rules!" Carrie screamed.

"Alright, alright. Jeez…" Chris said. "Do the teams have their three competitors?"

"Yes," Zach said. "We have Ron, Kat and Tim. Again."

"And we'll have…." Leshawna started but was interrupted by Carrie.

"Me, Joe and Walter." Carrie said.

"Girl what are you doing!" Leshawna said.

"Making these twerps pay for what they did this morning." Carrie said.

"And what did they do?" Leshawna said.

"No time!" Chris said. "Kari, John and Walker are playing for Purple team."

Everyone looked at Chris for a moment, confused. Then Leshawna spoke up.

"You can't have them play. They're the weakest people on this team. If they play we'll lose." Leshawna said.

"Well then that's your problem not mine." Chris said. "Now go sit down, the challenge is about to begin."

Leshawna sighed as the teams took their place on the benches while the players took their place on the court.

"Begin!" Chris said. And the players ran for the balls, minus of course Joe and Walter.

Carrie grabbed some balls and started hurling them at the other team not hitting any one. Ron ducked under one of the balls she threw and threw a ball at Carrie hitting her.

"Carrie, you're out!" Chris announced.

"What!" Carrie yelled. "You son of a!" she ran right for Ron, she had murder in her eyes.

But suddenly she was hit with a tranquilizer dart. She pulled the dart out of her neck and kept running toward Ron although a bit slower now. She then took a swipe at him and missed. Her motor skills started to slow down and she fell asleep.

Chef cocked the tranquilizer gun and said. "Crazy girl,"

"You know I would disqualify your team if I wasn't so sure you were going to lose anyway." Chris said and pointed to Walter and Joe who were holding each other shivering in fear.

Ron saw this and sighed, he picked up two balls and walked over to the two boys and touched them with the balls.

"you know this is the point I would point out Ron did something to get Pink team to lose, but so many rules have been broken in the first five seconds of this match I'll just say Purple team lost." Chris said.

Pink team cheered, Delilah ran to Ron and hugged him. Most of Purple team groaned or sighed.

Carrie stood right up. "WE WHAT!" she ran over to Joe and Walter, picked them up by their collars and shook them. "You morons you cost us the challenge!"

"Leave them alone," Leshawna said walking over to Carrie getting ready for a fight. "They aren't the ones who cost us the challenge, you are!"

"What did you say, bitch?" Carrie said, dropping the two boys.

"Don't call my lady a bitch, bitch." Harold said, coming to the rescue.

Chris then got between the fighting teens. "guys guys guys, as much as I love drama, were running short on time, can we settle this tonight at the bonfire ceremony?"

"Fine! If you know what's good for you you'll vote for Joe." Carrie said and walked away.

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Later at night Purple team gathered at the bonfire ceremony. Chris stood by the oil drum with a tray with ten tiki heads.

"Have you all voted?" Chris asked.

"Yes," Leshawna and Carrie said in unison.

"okay you know the rules, if you get a tiki totem it means you get to stay another day and if you don't get one you have to leave the island never to return blah, blah, blah let's get this over with.

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"Patrick…

"Reginald…

"Ulrich…

"Jessica…

"Richard…

"Sid…

"Harold…

"Leshawna…

"and Walter."

Chris threw each of them a tiki totem. The only ones without a totem were Joe and Carrie. Carrie glared at Leshawna.

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And Carrie just blew up. "WHAT!?"

"Carrie you have received the most votes. You are eliminated from the game." Chris said.

Carrie seethed; she glanced at Leshawna, pointed at her and screamed. "YOU!" she jumped at Leshawna but Chef came out of nowhere and caught her.

Chef then carried her toward the dock of shame. She was spouting profanities at the others, nothing we want to repeat.

Chef then placed her on the boat of losers and the boat took off.

"Turn this boat around! I need to go back and kill those jerks." Carrie said. She walked over to the captain; Haken turned around and waved his hook in front of her.

"No one orders me around." Haken said. "Now go back to your seat, before I gut you like a fish!" Carrie whimpered in fear and went back to her seat.

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Chris stood on the dock of shame preparing for his epilogue.

"That concludes tonight's episode, tune in tomorrow to see more action, more drama and more me, Chris McLean here on…

"BIG!

"BAD!

"TOTAL!

"DRAMA!

"ISLAND!

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Later in the night when everyone was fast asleep, Zach snuck back to the dodge ball court. He spotted the spot on the floor with the graffiti, lifted it up and found an idol head in the shape of Noah…

…...

Meanwhile in the boy's side of the red cabin, Alejandro was fast asleep when a knock on the window woke him up. He got out of bed careful not to wake the others and looked out the window. He saw Leon standing in the moon light with an indifferent look on his face.

Alejandro exited the cabin and walked up to Leon. "What are you doing out here? Are you the one who knocked on the window?"

Leon just stared at him for a few seconds before talking. "I want to talk to you.'

"So you wait until the middle of the night to do so?" Alejandro asked. "Your loko," he started to walk back to the cabin.

"I can help you and Heather." Leon said.

Alejandro stopped dead in his tracks and turned to Leon. He walked back toward him and said. "What do you want?"

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CLIFFHANGER…

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Votes.

Harold. "You will pay for calling my lady a bitch." (Carrie)

Leshawna. "I'm starting to get tired of your crap, you need counseling." (Carrie)

Joe. "C.C.C. ." (Carrie)

Patrick. *holds up a card saying Carrie* (Carrie)

Walter. "Carries mean so I vote for her… she's not going to see this is she?" (Carrie)

Ulrich. "Carrie, brah, she just, like, mean." (Carrie)

Richard. "I vote Carrie, she ruined my suit!" (Carrie)

Jessica. "I vote Carrie, she ruined my make up." (Carrie)

Carrie. "That little dweeb thinks he can get away with what he did, but he's wrong. He's lucky I don't hang him by his neck with barbed wire." (Joe)

Sid. "Like I said Carrie will cause us the challenge so we'll vote her off." (Carrie)

Totals.

Carrie. 10

Joe. 1

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END.

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Next time: a talentless talent show.

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(Teams)

Red

Heather: The Queen bee.

Alejandro: The arch villain.

Cameron: Wide eyed bubble boy.

Sapphire: The bitch.

Willow: The Animal rights activist.

Hugo: The voice of reason.

Matt: The jerk.

Collette: The Gym girl.

Jo: Take no prisoners jock-ette.
Brick: The Cadet.

Lightning: The Overachiever.

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Blue

Billie: The jealous girlfriend.

Gerome: The weird foreigner.

Ezekiel: the Home school.

Sierra: the uber fan.

Blaineley: The one who's not suppose to be here.

Charlie: The sugar rush

Steve: The nice guy.

Oscar: The controller

Pete: The movie buff

Keith: The weirdo.

Lazlo: The jersey boy.

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Green

Duncan: The delinquent.

Noah: The High I.Q.

Justin: The eye candy.

Isaac: The 'Mr. Perfect.'

Miguel: The muscle.

Ben: The narcoleptic.

Kurt: The epic

R.J.: The tomboy.

Emerald: The Total drama spy

Natasha: The Shy Swede.

Tommy: The Silent guy.

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Yellow

Mitch: The athlete.

Greg: The silent Latino mechanic.

Lindsay: The dumb princess.

Dawn: The Moonchild.

Albert: The scheming chef.

Gilbert: The deaf guy.

Hector: The Goth guy.

Dakota: The fame hound.

Laura: The annoying girl.

Will: The dedicated larper.

Alice: The acrobat.

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White

Gwen: The loner.

Courtney: The type A.

Scott: The devious.

Nikolas: The Italian Mafioso.

Josh: The conspiracy theorist.

G-man: The gangsta.

Hyde: The boy with a secret.

Tina: The Hawaiian girl.

Samson: The computer nerd.

Carlos: The nice gay guy.

Black

Izzy: Psycho hose beast.

Bridgette: The surfer girl.

Geoff: The party dude.

Crystal: the Rich girl

Christopher: Over the top Christian.

Frank: The greaser.

Jimmy: The bully.

Dominic: the Punk rocker.

Sven: the Lazy guy.

Julie: The unlucky in love cowgirl.

Sam: The nice guy gamer.

Orange.

Cody: The geek.

Owen: The lovable oaf.

Yuki: the Japanese tourist.

Daniel: The TV psychic.

Elisa: The cheerleader.

Jason: The prankster.

Vic: The mellowed out rocker.

Leon: The French antagonist.

Ginger: Controller girl

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Pink.

Katie: The sweet girl.

Sadie: The sweet girl's friend.

Zach: The know it all.

Gregory: The poet.

Kat: the Artsy chick.

Xena: the quiet girl.

Ron: Blue collar guy.

Delilah: The French girl.

Tim: the bickering male twin.

Liz: The bickering female twin.

Flora: The nervous eater.

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Gray.

Tyler: The accident prone jock.

Trent: The cool musician.

Gidget: Girl who lives in her swimsuit.

Bill: Cool skater dude.

Ashton: The pyro.

Zavier: The brit.

Xavier: The other brit.

Alex: The soccer team captain.

Hank: Small fry.

Cory: the male model with a brain.

Brown

Eva: The female bully.

Beth: The wannabe.

Todd: The dork.

Bud: The sneak.

Ashley: Female twin 1.

Amanda: Female twin 2.

Wendy: Crazy witch girl.

Oswald: The scam artist.

Marley: The anorexic girl.

Erica: The sarcastic chick.

Dia: The follower.

Purple.

Harold: The dweeb.

Leshawna: The sister with a 'tude.

Joe: The panophobe.

Patrick: Creepy stalker guy.

Reginald: The sports fan

Walter: the Nerdy kid.

Ulrich: Surfer dude

Richard: the Rich guy.

Jessica: Fabulous girl.

Sid: The physiological beach bum.

Polka dot

D.J.: the brick house with a heart.

Zoey: The indie chick.

Adam: The cowboy.

Dean: Disco fan.

Quincy: Genuine psychic.

Vince: The easily annoyed.

B: strong, silent genius.

Mike: Multiple personality.

Isa: Punk rock girl.

Bianca: Kind girl

Monique: Streets girl

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(Idols)

(Not found)

Tdi cast: Immunity plus an extra vote. (22 left)

Tdwt cast: Extra vote. (3 left)

Tdri cast: Immunity. (12 left)

Chris: Immunity plus a second effect.

Scruffy: Advantage in a challenge.

Bennett: Switch immunity.

Haken: The sole vote.

Jake: Extra vote.

Vanessa: Minus one vote from yourself.

Alyx: Choose whose vote doesn't count.

Eli: Switch vote.

(Used)

Alan.

Chef.

TDRI (1)

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(Eliminated)

1. Staci: the compulsive liar.

2. Jeff: the hippie?

3. Lewis: the sexist fat loser.

4. Anne Maria: Jersey shore reject.

5. Carrie: The Angry girl.

The first one of my original characters to be voted off that weren't in the first version… I don't think. She was actually named after the titular Stephan king character Carrie because both girls went hay wire, but while the book character destroyed a town, my Carrie… might already have

. But anyway I found no real reason to keep her around, she made her stereotype known. And for those who actually like this character (whoever you weirdoes are) don't worry, her wrath has yet to fully affect her team. *enter evil laughter here.*

Man this chapter took way too long to write and I figured that it would be more action packed than it was. It also seemed bit repetitive, didn't it? I didn't want to cut out any of the rounds because it gave the story a reality show type of feel, which is what it's suppose to feel like.

Sorry for such a long chapter, but don't worry next two chapters will be a lot shorter and a lot more entertaining. Plus I'll have them finished before the end of the month, I promise. *hides crossed fingers behind back.*

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