Disclaimer: I do not own the total drama series or any of the characters.

Warning: This episode includes occasional explicit language, some minor sexual references, and some other offensive stuff.

Pairings: Duncan/Gwen, Alejandro/Heather, Bridgette/Geoff, Dakota/Sam, Lindsay/Tyler, Mike/Zoey, Gerome/Billie, And the rest are a secret for now.

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Episode 7: Canada's got talent.

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The episode began with a view of the island, Chris's voice spoke up.

"Last time on BBTDI…

"We had our teams face off in an all out dodge ball tournament.

"Most of our contestants were seriously pummeled with dodge balls, which was hilarious.

"Bud confronted Leon about Anne Marias elimination and ultimately regretted it.

"In the end purple team lost the challenge and eliminated the rage-aholic Carrie.

"What kind of hell have we in store for our contestants today? Find out here on…

"BIG BAD TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

…...

Alejandro was lying on the roof of red cabin; he couldn't sleep at all last night. He kept thinking about what Leon said to him last night.

"You and Heather will stay in the game, just do as I say and everything will be all right."

Alejandro sighed, he and Heather had to stay in the game, they just had too.

"Why do you want to stay in the game, anyway? I thought you hated it here."

"It's complicated…" was Alejandro answer.

…...

Gerome was at his usual spot on the blue cabin porch watching the sunrise. He heard the door open and turned around; he saw the scowling face of Billie. Billie didn't say a word; she just walked away toward the communal restroom. Gerome sighed.

Ezekiel walked out of the cabin. "roough break, eh?"

"Looks like we're both rather unlucky, in terms of females." Gerome said. He turned to Ezekiel. "By the way, why did you say those things in the first season?"

"My dad told me to help the girl's oot when I got to the island," Ezekiel said. "I think he was sort of kidding around since it woold basically be my first time in the outside woorld and around girls. I kind of thought he was serious, I was pretty oblivious to like metaphors and such. Plus my mother only smiled and rolled her eyes so I figured at the time she was basically saying he was right." Ezekiel stopped to think for a moment. "In retrospect I guess she was just amused with dads joke."

"Ignorance is bliss." Gerome said.

Ezekiel just gave him a funny look. "I'm not sure if that works in this situation."

"Oh," Gerome said glumly. "Well at least we have something in common. We both have trouble with, how do you say… sayings and stuff like that."

Ezekiel nodded. "Yeah but you have an excuse. You can barely speak English."

Gerome rubbed the back of his neck. "Yeah… hey Zeke, I have another question."

"What is it?"

"Well when you revealed your team about your misconception about women, didn't it become obvious that you were wrong when they attacked you?" Gerome asked.

Ezekiel blushed. "Well, to start from the beginning after the challenge I was confused since the other team had more girls than ours and I had a concept of what my dad said in my head, I sort of started to think my dad was wrong or something so I needed a sort of unbiased outside voice to tell me weather my father was wrong or right." Ezekiel thought for a moment. "In retrospect if I had picked my words carefully there probably would have been a different outcome…although probably not."

Ezekiel continued. "And to finally answer your question, it didn't become obvious I was wrong. In fact when they attacked me I came to believe I was right."

"How so?" Gerome asked.

"Well, you know how when someone says that someone else is wrong about something, they sort of fight it?" Ezekiel asked. "When someone knows they're wrong they usually fight it so that way they can feel right and the person who proved him wrong would believe him? Even though it never works and is very illogical. Well, that was going on in my mind when the girls attacked me, that I was right… of course I was disproven when Eva almost killed me." Ezekiel rubbed his neck.

"Then why after the girls almost killed you said girls weren't smart?" Gerome asked.

Ezekiel blushed and hid under his touque. "You know how when I said people don't like to be wrong? Well, I was proven wrong and being a human being I wanted to be at least a little right, and I saw that opportunity to be right when Duncan said 'well, at least he doesn't think men are smarter than women.' I'm not sure if those were his exact words or not but still."

"Bummer dude," Gerome said. "Not a good way to, how do you say, entering the outside world. Plus that has to ruin women for you…" he then gave Ezekiel a weird look. "You're not um…"

Ezekiel blushed. "No, not by a long shot, In fact I'm engaged."

"Wait, what!?" Gerome said in surprise. "But, how aren't you…"

"I started going to college after I got cured of that mutation stuff." Ezekiel said.

"I thought it was just malnutrition plus an unhealthy obsession with the game." Gerome said.

"I say mutation because b y scientific law I… well basically evolved." Ezekiel said. "Kind of ironic how the sexist redneck was an evolved being, huh?"

"Well that's not how evolution works," Gerome said. "But, yeah it's kind of funny."

The boys were silent for a moment, but then Gerome spoke up again.

"How did you meet your fiancé?" Gerome asked. "Wouldn't every one in college kind of, how you say, despise you?"

"They did at first." Ezekiel said. "I got to college about a week after I was cured; my parents decided that I needed to get out into the real world after seeing my… terrible performance in the show. I wasn't fully up to it for the obvious reasons. Well, when I got there people started bulling me, which kind of confused me since its college and everyone at college are suppose to act like adults. But anyway I kept on getting teased and bulled at for my sexist behavior on TDI to the point where I almost dropped out."

Ezekiel continued. "But then there was one girl, she was this psychology major. One day she saw me in this little café and walked up to me. I thought she was going to yell at me or something but instead she said, 'it's awful how those frat idiots and selfish feminist treat you.'"

"Selfish feminists?" Gerome asked.

"Feminists who don't really care about women's right, but just say they do so they can feel superior." Ezekiel asked. "But back to the story, she said her name was Alyssa and she sat down at my table and we started talking, she said she didn't think I was sexist and said all the things I just told you. I had already come to those conclusions before I met her but it was nice to meet so e one else who also came to those conclusions."

Ezekiel continued. "We started hanging out and she introduced me to a couple of her friends who were really nice. I started to have a little crush on her, so one day I asked her if she wanted to go out to dinner and she blushed and asked, 'Zeke are you asking me out?' and I said 'you could call it that.' And she smile and said she would be glad too. And so about a month later I proposed to her and she said yes."

"Way to go Zeke, I wouldn't have imagined you as a, how you say, playboy." Gerome said. He looked up at the sunrise and smiled. "Kind of gives me hope for Billie and me… if only I could figure out why she's so mad at me."

"I actually asked her about that." Ezekiel said. "She called me a sexist pig and went on about how all men are bastards and that she couldn't believe you cheated on her with Blaineley."

"Cheated on her!" Gerome said. "With Blaineley, yeah right I don't even like the girl she's so stuck up!"

"It's true," Ezekiel said.

"Why would she believe that?" Gerome asked.

"I have a theory." Ezekiel said. "Billie comes off to me as sort of the jealous type. And perhaps for a good reason,"

"What's that," Gerome asked.

"Well, she said to me that all men were pigs." Ezekiel said. "Perhaps she has been cheated on in the past?"

"You think so?" Gerome asked.

"I know so, when she first arrived on the island she mentioned that she was trying to get away from her boyfriend who had cheated on her." Ezekiel said.

"Some heavy stuff," Gerome said. "A friend of mine, his girlfriend cheated on him and he went into this, how you say, funk. He didn't even leave his house for a month." Gerome's shoulders slumped.

Ezekiel patted him on the back. "Don't worry buddy, I'll help and Billie get back together, eh."

"Thanks man." Gerome said. "Hey what happened to your accent?"

"I sort of lost it when I started going to college, it pops up fro'om time to time." Ezekiel said.

…...

Isaac was walking along the beach, hands in his hoodie pocket. Someone came up behind him and covered his eyes.

"Guess who," said a feminine voice.

"Batman?" Isaac said playfully.

"Close," R.J. said and let go of Isaac. "So where's your girlfriend?"

"Girlfriend?" Isaac asked.

"Yeah, Emerald," R.J. said.

"C'mon she's not my girlfriend." Isaac said, rolling his eyes.

"But, she totally has the hot's for you." R.J. said.

"C'mon, Emerald? No," Isaac said, visibly blushing.

"A girl knows these things." R.J. said. "And I know you like her back."

"You're good," Isaac said.

"I know I am," R.J. said.

From Green cabin Emerald watched her two teammates talked, and sighed.

"What's up with you?" Noah asked as he came up from behind.

"Oh, it's nothing." Emerald said.

"Translation: it's not nothing." Noah said.

"What makes you think you're an expert in girls?" Emerald said sharply.

"I have a lot of older sisters," Noah said. "I'm practically an expert." He glanced toward the beach and saw Isaac and R.J. "this is about the American boy?"

Emerald was silent for a few seconds. "… yes."

Noah glanced back to the beach then looked back at Emerald. "Don't worry, R.J. has no interest in Isaac other than being friends."

"What makes you say that?" Emerald said, a little more sharply than she intended.

"She seems to have something holding her back from hooking up with Isaac." Noah said. "I can't tell what it is though. It might be because you have the hot's for him."

"Probably," Emerald said without much hope.

…...

Lindsay and Laura were in the communal bathroom doing each other's hair.

"Like OMG you have such pretty hair!" Laura said.

"Thank you, Lana." Lindsay said.

Just then the door to the communal bathroom was kicked down and Alice walked in

"Alyx what are you doing? The boys will be able to see in now." Lindsay said.

"Don't make this about me!" Alice said. "You're the ones who skipped out on morning exercises!"

"But Alice, it's too early. Give us a chance to wake up." Laura said.

"God you're so annoying!" Alice said. She grabbed the two girls by their hair (making them scream) and dragged them out of the bathroom.

…...

Courtney walked out of the girl's side of the white cabin, as she walked down the stairs Scott came up behind her, grabbed her arm, reeled her in closely and kissed her.

"Scott what are you doing?" Courtney said. "If Nikolas or the rest of them see you…"

"Don't worry, Nikolas and his friends won't catch us because they're not in the cabin." Scott said.

"Where are they?" Courtney asked.

"They went off into the woods or something," Scott said.

"And what happens if someone else spots us?" Courtney asked.

"Let's worry about that later." Scott said and kissed her.

…...

Sven was lying on his bunk in the black cabin; Christopher walked into the cabin, looked at lazy boy and shook his head.

"Wake up you sloth!" Christopher said.

"Eh, in another hour or so…" Sven said.

"No, I mean now." Christopher said. He grabbed the sheet Sven was laying on and pulled it Sven was pulled out of his bunk and hit his head.

"Dude, what the hell!" Sven said.

Christopher gasped. "Blasphemy!" how dare you say that word in the presence of the lord!"

"Yeah I'm real ballsy." Sven said as he rubbed his head.

Christopher got into Sven's face. "You will regret everything when St Peter refuses to let you through the pearly gates." He then walked out of the cabin leaving Sven sitting there silently swearing at Christopher.

…...

Daniel was pacing in the cabin; with him were Jason, Yuki and Elisa.

"We haven't come up with a plan in a while so I think it is time to have one." Daniel said.

"So sister psychic what do you have up your sleeve?" Jason asked. Yuki giggled.

Daniel just gave him an unamused look. "So far our next plan of action is to eliminate Ginger." Daniel said. "That's all we've come up with so far."

"We?" Elisa asked.

"Him and Leon," Jason said. "The two have pretty much taken control of this alliance."

"Leon has no control over this alliance." Daniel said.

"Oh really? Then who suggested we vote for Ginger?" Jason said.

"Leon only suggested her because it was what was best for the alliance." Daniel said.

"And where is our little Frenchmen today?" Jason asked.

"I don't know," Daniel said. "He was gone when I woke up."

…...

Leon stood in front of a cliff face, carved in the rock was a square with a roman numeral XII

Leon was staring at the top of the cliff, where it was covered in snow. "merde." Leon said quietly.

…...

Gregory was sitting on the dock writing in his poetry book when Zach walked up behind him.

"Hello, Zach." Gregory said.

"Hey, I was thinking about what you said and your right we should vote for either the twins or Katie and Sadie." Zach said.

"Still have strategy on your mind?" Gregory said.

"Yes." Zach said.

"Very well, next time we lose I'll vote for one of the four you suggested." Gregory said.

"Cool," Zach said then walked away.

…...

Confessional:

Zach. *holding up the Noah idol* "With this idol I should have no trouble getting Flora eliminated. But for now I'll indulge my poetic friend and vote for whoever he does."

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In Gray cabin Ashton was playing with a lighter trying to light a piece of paper on fire. He finally managed to set it ablaze and set it on the floor and stared at it almost hypnotized.

Alex entered the cabin and immediately spotted the fire. "Fire!" Alex screamed and rushed over to the fire and stomped it out.

"What the hell!" Ashton said.

"No, you what the hell!" Alex said. "You almost burned down the cabin!"

"Oh please, fire never hurt anyone." Ashton said. Alex just frowned at him.

…...

Confessional:

Alex. "I swear one of these days Ashton is going to blow us up…"

Ashton. "Why can't Alex leave me alone and just let me light some fires. He's just like my parents… and the sheriff… and the fire brigade…and my preacher… and my barber… and those kids at school who call me trash can man…"

…...

In brown cabin Marley started to get out of bed and while doing so she wheezed and moaned so loudly she woke up her roommates.

"Marley are you okay?" Beth asked as she put on her glasses.

"I'm *gasp* fine." Marley said.

"No you're not." Ashley said.

"Yeah let us help you." Amanda said. The two girls went over to Marley and attempted to help her up. But Marley just swatted them away.

"I don't need help." Marley said. "I just need to lose some weight."

"But you're as thin as a twig." Amanda said.

"Yeah you'll snap in half if you're not careful." Ashley said.

"Oh, who asked you fatty's." Marley said. The two girls gasped when she said this. Marley then walked out of the cabin, a bit wobbly though.

…...

Sid, Reginald and Ulrich were sitting on the beach enjoying the sunrise and watching the tide come in.

"Such a nice quiet day now that Carrie is no longer in the game." Ulrich said.

"You said it." Reginald said.

"Indeed." Sid said.

"EW!" Jessica's voice cried from purple cabin. "Keep your unfashionable rags off my side of the cabin!"

"Who you calling unfashionable!?" Leshawna screamed.

Just then Joe ran past the three boys screaming and waving his arms around. "A crab looked at me, a crab looked at me!"

Ulrich just sighed.

…...

Mike was washing his face in the communal washroom. It was surprisingly quiet and empty despite there being over a hundred other people on the island.

He finished washing his face, grabbed a towel and dried his face. When he finished he looked into the mirror and looked at his face… except it wasn't his face… it was Mal's.

"Hello Mike." The Mirror Mal said.

"No, you can't be here I got rid of you!" Mike said.

"Like how you got rid of all your other personalities?" Mal said. "Face it Mike you can't get rid of me. I'm here to stay."

Suddenly a hand grabbed Mike by the shoulder. He screamed and turned around and came face to face with Vince.

"Who are you talking to?" Vince asked, looking at him like he was crazy.

Mike looked at the mirror and saw that Mal was no longer there. "Uh… no one no one at all." Mike said with an uncomfortable laugh. Vince raised one of his eyebrows. "I uh …have to go." And he ran off.

Vince just shook his head and said under his breath. 'Freak'.

…...

Later, all one hundred and twenty-eight contestants had gathered at the amphitheatre. The only thing changed about it was the fact that now there were around a hundred and thirty seats in the stands. There was also a long table between the two stands with three chairs.

Chris stood on the stage. "Welcome campers to today's challenge." Chris announced. "today you will be competing in a talent show."

"Running out of ideas?" Noah asked.

"Didn't you ask me that last time?" Chris asked. "But anyway, the rules are really simple…"

"You told us that last time!" Miguel said.

"Can I finish?" Chris yelled. "The rules are simple. Each team will pick three members of their team to perform a talent in front of our three judges who will be sitting right there." Chris pointed to the table with the three chairs. "After each act the judges will give a score from ten to zero. The team with the least amount of combined points loses."

"Who will the judge be?" Cody asked.

"Glad you asked that." Chris said. "I will of course be one of the judges. Along with Chef,"

The camera cuts to Chef who stabs a knife through the table.

"And Arthur," Chris said. And as if by cue (which it was) Arthur walked onto the stage and bowed.

"Who's Arthur?" Bianca asked.

"You know who you met him on the first episode." Chris said.

"Yeah I bought Molotov." Arthur said.

"Who?" Most of the contestants said.

"Not important right now," Chris said. "We have to get on with the show before we run out of time like last time. Now go and decide who you want to represent your team. And if there is ever anything you need just ask our interns and they will get it for you, because we literally have everything."

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(Red team)

The team had gathered behind their cabin and was discussing the challenge.

"Who want to audition for an act?" Hugo asked.

"I would," Jo said as she raised a hand.

"What would your act be?" Hugo asked.

"Competitive arm wrestling," Jo said and glared at Collette. "In the end I break my opponents arm."

"I'm not sure the judges would go for that." Alejandro said.

Matt raised his hand. "How about giving nerds wedgies?" he looked and Cameron and smiled. Cameron hid behind Brick.

"I'm not sure Cam would like that." Brick said.

"C'mon Chris will love it!" Matt said.

"Yeah, but Arthur seems like a nice enough guy, if you wedgie Cameron we might not score very high points with him." Hugo said.

"How about you Heather?" Alejandro asked.

"What about me?" Heather said.

"In the talent show episode of the first season, you were going to do some ballet. I think the judges would enjoy that." Alejandro said.

"Fine, whatever," Heather said.

"Boring," Matt said.

"Well, we have our first act." Hugo said. "Who else?"

"I can make origami animals!" Willow said excitedly.

"Boring," Matt said.

"Actually it might work." Alejandro said. "That Arthur seems like the animal loving type."

"So far our acts are Heather's ballet and Willow's origami." Hugo said. "Anyone opposed?"

Matt raised his hand.

"No one? Good," Alejandro said. "Who else,"

Sapphire stepped up. "I can do a great dramatic reading of Romeo and Juliet."

"We have our third act." Alejandro said. Heather gave him the death glare. "Sorry dear,"

…...

Confessional:

Matt. "Jerks,"

Heather. "I work with Sapphire for now. But if she does anything to piss me off so help me I'll…" *static*

…...

(Blue team)

The team gathered at their porch and they were also discussing the challenge.

"I'm going to win the challenge for our team." Lazlo said.

"How?" Blaineley asked.

"Remember when Justin did that posing thing in the first season. He got major points with Chef." Lazlo said.

"Yeah, but then he got voted off the same episode." Pete said.

"Whatever," Lazlo scoffed.

Ezekiel raised his hand. "I'm pretty good at archery."

"No one cares you little pig!" Billie snapped.

Keith raised his hand excitedly. "Oh, oh, me and Lopez can do that Shakespeare thingy."

"And I'm pretty good at trivia." Pete said.

"Any one else have any acts?" Gerome asked. No one spoke up. "I guess not."

"So were stuck with these three?" Blaineley asked.

"Well who knows, Chris might like them." Gerome said.

"Doubtful," Blaineley said.

…...

(Green team)

The team gathered in the boy's side of the cabin and, of course, was planning for the challenge.

"Kurt has some awesome talents from what I've seen." Duncan said. "I say he should go up there and perform for the judges."

"Anyone disagree?" Isaac asked. No one spoke up. "Then it's settled, who else will go?"

"Why not me?" Justin asked. "I could pose for the judges like the first season."

"But your team lost and you got voted off remember?" R.J. said. "Besides you've already done it so I don't think Chris will accept it."

Ben raised his hand. "I have an idea, Why not…" but before he could finish he fell asleep.

"How about you Miguel?" Isaac asked.

"I can unhook fifty bras in five seconds." Miguel said.

R.J., Emerald and Natasha covered their chests and blushed. "I don't think we should do that." Emerald said.

Miguel shrugged. "What can you do bra?" he asked Isaac.

"Nothing I can do for the show." Isaac said. "How about you Emerald?"

Emerald blushed. "I can clog dance. But I'd rather not do that." She said and turned away. "How about Duncan? I've seen him carve in wood. From what I've seen he's pretty good."

"Good enough for the show?" Noah asked.

"Yeah I'm good enough!" Duncan said.

"Then we have our second act," Noah said. "Who else?"

"What about you Tommy?" R.J. asked.

Tommy shook his head, and then looked at Natasha who blushed.

"What about you Natasha?" Emerald asked.

Nervously she said. "I can play the bag pipe."

"Looks like we have our third act," Duncan said. Natasha looked down at her shoes nervously.

…...

(Yellow team)

The team had gathered in the cabin, planning their act. What else is new?

"First things first," Alice said. "My superior acrobatics are going to be one of the acts."

"Agreed!" Mitch said with hearts in his eyes. Greg just shook his head.

"Who will the next act be?" Alice asked.

Lindsay raised her hand. "I can do hand puppets."

"Next," Alice said.

"I have a bunch of sonnets I could read." Hector said.

"Next," Alice said.

"I can do a dramatic reading!" Dakota said.

"Next," Alice said.

Laura raised her hand. "Oh, oh, oh, I can…"

Alice interrupted her. "NEXT!"

"Oh great captain, I am an excellent role player." Will said.

"Oh god no, who else?" Alice said. Mitch raised his hand. "Any one?" no one spoke, Mitch kept his hand up. Alice groaned. "Fine, Dakota and Will you will be the other acts."

Mitch put down his arm and pouted.

…...

Confessional:

Mitch. "Alice doesn't seem to recognize my athletic ability. But just you wait I will prove to her my badassery and she will be my babe."

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(White team)

"I think it is only that I should go up since last time I tried to my violin was smashed." Courtney said.

"I second it!" Scott said. Nikolas gave him a suspicious look.

"Thank you Scott." Courtney said with an air of arrogance. "Are there any other acts?"

Josh raised his hand. "I can tell the judges all of the government's deepest darkest secrets!"

"I'm not sure if they'll go with that," Courtney said.

Carlos raised his hand. "I can play a kazoo."

"So can any second grader with an IQ over eighty." Courtney said.

"What's your damage?" Gwen asked.

"I'm just trying to help the team win the challenge." Courtney said.

"Oh please you're just a control freak." Gwen said.

"I am not!" Courtney said.

"You kind of are." Tina said.

"No one asked you!" Courtney said.

"Can we just get on with the challenge?" Nikolas said.

"fine, fine who else has an act?" Courtney asked.

G-man raised his hand. "I can rap."

"I'm not sure the judges would go for that…" Courtney said.

"Control freak," Gwen said.

"Fine, G-man you're our second act." Courtney said, giving Gwen the stink eye. "Who else?"

Samson raised his hand. "I think I can whip something up for the show."

"Like what?" Courtney asked.

"I don't know." Samson said. "But I'll think of something."

Courtney sighed. "Fine, it's probably the best we'll get."

…...

Confessional:

Gwen. "I know G-mans act might cost us the challenge, but anything to screw with Courtney. And if it gets me voted off I don't mind. I don't want to be here anyway."

Nikolas. "I think Courtney may be a little desperate… I think she is trying to protect Scott. It makes sense; the two did have a thing for each other in all-stars, and when we all went for Scott last time we were at the bonfire ceremony, she had most of the others go for G-man or Lewis. I wonder if the others see this, I know Josh probably does he has a nose for these things."

Josh. "CONSPIRACY!"

…...

(Black team)

"Anybody got any ideas for an act?" Geoff asked. He and Bridgette were sitting on the porch of their cabin. The other contestants stood in front of them.

"Who made you two team captains?" Jimmy asked.

"We've already done this challenge before," Bridgette said. "Chris has already seen our talents so it's up to you."

"Geoff didn't perform." Julie said.

"I don't have any talents that the judges would like." Geoff said. "Anyway, who wants to audition first?"

"I would," Christopher said as he raised his hand.

"Cool, what's your talent?" Geoff asked.

"I will read a verse from the bible." Christopher said.

"I'm not sure the judges would go for that," Bridgette said. "Unless you replace god with Chris, Chris might go for that."

"But, that's blasphemy." Christopher said.

"Next," Bridgette said. Christopher walked off in a huff saying under his breath 'heathens'.

"I can get a score of seven hundred thousand in berserker." Sam said.

Bridgette and Geoff looked at each other questionably. "What's that?" Bridgette asked.

"An Atari twenty-six hundred game," Sam said.

"I don't think the judges would go for that…" Bridgette said.

"Nerd," Jimmy said. He then turned to Frank. "Tell them your talent Franky."

"Alright," Frank said. He walked up to the laid back couple and smiled.

"What's your talent?" Bridgette asked.

"I can do tricks on a motorcycle," Frank said.

"Really, that would be so awesome!" Geoff said excitedly.

"That would be good except where would you get a motorcycle?" Bridgette asked.

"Chris said the interns could get us anything we needed." Frank said.

"Okay fair enough," Bridgette said. "Anyone else?"

The contestants were silent for a moment, each waiting for the others to speak up. Then Dominic raised his hand.

"I could put on a small rock concert." Dominic said.

"That would be awesome dude!" Geoff said.

"Couldn't hurt to try," Bridgette said with a shrug. "Anyone else wanna put on an act?"

There was another moment of silence before Sven raised his hand.

"Sven, dude you have a talent?" Geoff asked.

"Yeah right," Crystal scoffed.

"What is it?" Bridgette asked.

"Knife throwing," Sven said.

"You can throw knives?" Bridgette asked.

"Yeah," Sven said.

"You mean at targets?" Bridgette said.

"If by targets you mean something to throw the knives at then yes." Sven said.

Bridgette started to look a little uncomfortable while Geoff looked pumped.

"They're not living targets… are they?" Bridgette asked.

"You mean human target or dolphins?" Sven asked.

"Either," Bridgette asked.

"Just humans," Sven said.

"Dude, that's so awesome!" Geoff said. "You are so our third act!"

"Okay, sure," Bridgette said uncomfortably. "But who would be crazy enough to let Sven throw knives at them?"

"That's my cue," Izzy said as she stepped forward. "I'll do it!"

"Then it's settled, Sven your our third act." Geoff said. Bridgette still looked a little unsure about it.

…...

Confessional:

Sven. "This morning Christopher called me a lazy bum basically, and I thought that since he thought I was lazy everyone else on the team might think I'm lazy. So I'll help out in this challenge just this once, just so I can get on their good side."

…...

(Orange team)

Everyone had gathered in the boy's side of the cabin.

"So what will our acts be?" Cody asked.

"I think my mind reading would be and act to wow our judges." Daniel said.

Ginger rolled her eyes and Elisa raised her hand.

"I think I could put on a little cheerleader act for the judges." Elisa said.

"Yeah, if Chris was a perverted Japanese business man," Ginger said. Everyone turn toward her and scowled, especially Elisa, Jason and Yuki.

Owen raised his hand excitedly. "I can burp the ABC's!" Ginger groaned.

"Excellent my boy," Daniel said. "I think we have our three acts."

"Good," Ginger said. "I'm out of here." And with that she left the cabin.

…...

Confessional:

Ginger. "I can't stand to be near those jerks! They think they can eliminate me? Think again!"

…...

(Pink team)

"Ooh ooh!" Katie said as she raised her hand excitedly.

"What is it Katie?" Kat asked

"Can me and Sadie do a cheer?" Katie asked.

"I don't see why not." Kat said. "Any objections?" no one spoke up. "I guess not, Katie, Sadie your one of our acts."

"Yay!" Katie and Sadie cheered in unison as they hugged each other.

"Who else wants to try?" Kat asked. "Xena, how about you?"

"No, no I wouldn't…" Xena said shyly trying to form a sentence.

"How about Gregory?" Zach asked. "He has some poems that might just make even Chef cry."

"That might just work," Kat said.

"Worth a shot," Liz said with a shrug.

"Looks like we just need one more act," Kat said.

"I can do magic," Tim said almost immediately.

"Yeah but you're crumby at it." Liz said.

"How would you know?" Tim asked.

"cuz I've seen you!" Liz said.

The two continued to argue which displeased most of their teammates.

…...

(Gray team)

Alex stood on his team's cabins porch he stood in front of his team.

"Alright team we need to put on three acts for Chris and the other judges." Alex said. "Who here has a talent you think might get us big points from the judges."

Trent raised his hand. "I could play a song."

"That could work," Alex said. "any objections?" there were none. "Good, anyone else?"

Ashton raised his hand, Alex was a little hesitant to acknowledge it, he sighed. "What's your talent?"

"Pyrotechnics," Ashton replied.

"No," Alex said with absolutely no hesitation. "next," Ashton gave Alex a dirty look.

Bill raised his hand. "I have some skateboarding skills."

"Awesome," Alex said to encourage his teammate. "any objections?" once again there were none. "Alright we just need one more act."

Cory raised his hand. "I think I may have a talent." Cory said.

"What would that be?" Alex asked.

"Posing," Cory said.

Alex raised his eyebrow. "Posing? Didn't Justin do that in the first season?"

"Yes but I figure that Chris is so empty headed, that it would be like showing a shiny new penny to a four year old." Cory said.

"Fair enough," Alex said. "any objections?" there were, once again, none. "Good, then we have our acts."

…...

(Brown team)

"So, who's going to perform?" Oswald asked. Eva gave him a wicked look.

Amanda and Ashley raised their hands excitedly. "Me and Amanda could do a cheer!" Ashley said.

"Yeah, totally!" Amanda said.

"A cheer?" Oswald asked.

"Yeah, you know, go team rah, rah, rah." Amanda said.

"That's stupid," Eva said.

"Actually it might work," Beth said. "Chris is a pervert, and two redheads in skimpy outfit might give us a big score."

Eva groaned. "Alright fine you two can do your cheer." The two girls hugged Eva and squealed. Eva shoved them away. "Enough of that, who else is performing?"

"Why not you?" Beth asked Eva.

"What talent could she possibly have?" Oswald asked.

"She's really strong," Beth said. "she could show off her strength and Chris and the others would be too scared to give her a low score."

"That might just work." Eva said, smiling a little.

Oswald rolled his eyes. "Alright so we have we have two acts. Who will be the third?"

Todd raised his hand excitedly. "Ooh me, me, me, please, please, please."

"Alright what's your talent?" Eva asked.

"I'm really good at live action roll playing." Todd said. "Well, I'm not as good as that guy Will. That guy is epic at it."

"Alright you're in," Eva said, not looking very sure about this decision. "Unless someone else wants to audition." No one spoke up. Eva sighed. "Alright Todd your our third act." Todd cried out in joy while Eva shook her head.

…...

(Purple team)

The team was on the beach, also discussing the challenge.

"I think Harold should do that beat boxing thing like he did the first season." Reginald said.

"No, they probably won't give us points for doing the same act." Sid said.

"Fair point," Reginald said.

"Don't worry team," Harold said. "I will still help lead the team to victory! I will show off my mad skills." As he said the last part he did varies 'ninja' poses. No one said anything, Patrick clapped his hands.

Leshawna smiled and shook her head. "alright sug' you can be one of the acts."

"Alright!" Harold said and pumped his fists. Jessica scoffed and rolled her eyes.

"Who else wants to be an act?" Leshawna asked. "How about you Joe?"

In response, Joe shrieked and hid behind Walter despite being taller than him.

"I guess not," Leshawna said. "How about you Walter?"

Walter blushed. "I…I…I… I." he stammered.

"Today," Jessica said. Leshawna gave her the evil eye.

Walter continued to stammer but stopped and said. "I can do card tricks."

"Card tricks? God how lame," Jessica said.

"Could you do better?" Leshawna asked.

"Yeah, I can do better!" Jessica said.

"Then what's you talent?" Leshawna asked.

"Um, I'm fashionable." Jessica said as if she talking about the weather.

"That's not a talent," Leshawna said.

"Not to you," Jessica said. "I mean you have absolutely no fashion sense."

"Well, you're still going on that stage." Leshawna said.

"Fine," Jessica said. "and when we lose we can just vote you off." She then left the beach.

Leshawna pinched the bridge of her nose, took in a deep breath and exhaled. "Anyone else have an act?"

"I can surf," Ulrich said.

"Good, anyone else?" Leshawna asked. No one spoke up. "Alright, Harold, Walter and Ulrich you'll be our three acts."

…...

Confessional:

Leshawna. "God that Jessica sure can raise my blood pressure. The girl is almost a Heather clone. Thank the good lord I haven't interacted with Heather so far this season."

…...

(Polka dot team)

The team was in the boy's side of the cabin. Dean was on his knees begging.

"Please oh please let me go up there." Dean begged.

"I don't see the harm," Zoey said.

"Sure why not?" D.J. said. Dean cheered and jumped for joy. He then started running around the room wooing like curly.

"Why are you letting him be one of our acts?" Vince asked.

"Because he asked," Zoey said.

"But he's annoying," Vince said.

"So are you." Monique added.

"What! I am not!" Vince said, exasperated.

"Yeah you are." Monique said. "All you've done since you've been here is complain, whine and bitch."

Vince scowled at Monique. "Oh yeah, well… you… you…. ARGH!" he then stormed out of the cabin, fuming.

"That takes care of him." Monique said as she watched Vince storm off. She turned to her teammates and smiled. "Who else has an act?"

Zoey quickly grabbed Mikes hand and raised it. "Mike has been working out a routine with his personalities."

"Really? Cool," Isa said.

"I well…" Mike said, still a little nervous since the episode in the bathroom.

"Yeah it's really good too." Zoey said.

"Then we have our second act." D.J. said.

"Yeah," Mike said, forcing a smile.

"Anyone else have an act they'd like to perform?" D.J. asked.

Adam raised his hand. "I know a few rope tricks."

"You think Chris will like it?" Zoey asked.

"Maybe," Adam said. "Doesn't hurt to try,"

"Alright then," D.J. said. "if anyone else has an act they'd like to perform you'd better speak up."

No one spoke up.

"I guess we have our acts." Zoey said.

…...

Confessional:

Mike. "I thought I got rid of my other personalities in all-stars, but they just came back one by one… all except Mal…"

…...

Later at the amphitheatre, the teams had taken their seats on the bleachers while Chef and Arthur sat at the judges table.

Chris walked onto the stage wearing a tuxedo. "Welcome ladies and germs," Chris said. And suddenly out of nowhere laughter and applause filled the campsite. The contestants looked at each other to see who was doing it, but no one was.

On the D.J. station, Bennett stood over his machines playing the sound. Behind him stood Eli with a greasy paper bag with the words 'Taco Bell' written on it.

Chris bowed. "Thank you, thank you. Welcome to the Big Bad Total Drama Island Talent Show! Tonight we have…" he paused and pulled out a calculator. He pressed on a couple of the keys and put it back in his pocket. "36 talented, but not as talented as me, contestants ready to entertain, and hopefully gain approval from, the judges!"

"Our first judge came here via helicopter from the playas des losers. Meet the host of the Arthur and Molotov show, which is due to air after this episode," Chris winked at the camera. "Arthur!"

Arthur stood up and he was now wearing a tuxedo instead of his normal clothes, although he kept his hat.

"Our second judge is the disgruntled cook of a hundred and something angsty young adults, its Chef Hatchet!" Chef pulled out a knife and slammed in into the table, scaring Arthur.

"And last, but certainly not least, the host of Big Bad Total Drama Island, and the most handsome man in the world. Chris Mclean!" as Chris announced his name it was noticeably more enthusiastic than when he called the rest. The tape Bennett was playing started again, even louder.

Chris climbed off the stage and went to his seat at the judges table. "Now, on with the show. Our first performance will be…" he picks up a paper from the table and reads off it. "Willow and her… origami?" he looked at Chef, who shrugged.

Vanessa and Jake carried a table toward the middle of the stage and set it down. Alyx came along with a handful of colorful paper and set it down on the table. The interns left the stage as Willow came out.

Willow bowed. "Hello I'm Willow Oakley and I will be making origami animals." She went toward the table and picked up a blue piece of paper. She started to fold the paper every which way until she had a finished project. She lifted her hand in the air and in her palm was a blue paper rhinoceros. "tada!" she said and started working on another one.

A few second later among her origami animals was the blue rhinoceros, a red tiger, a pink whale, a green owl, and a yellow monkey.

In the stands Alejandro watched her make little paper animals and smiled. "She's doing better than I expected," he said to Hugo.

"She might get a high score," Hugo said. "so long as she doesn't do something to piss Chris off."

"She won't," Alejandro said.

Back to Willow, she had just finished making a black squirrel she set the origami creature and picked up a piece of purple paper. "As I make the rest of these origami animals I would like to talk about the importance of recycling and the ban against meat."

Back in the stands Alejandro had covered his face and was shaking his head.

"Spoke too soon," Hugo said.

Chris stood up. "I think we've seen enough, judges what's the score?"

Arthur held up a card with a ten, Chef held up one with a one, and Chris held up with a one.

"Thank you Willow for that… interesting talent, you earn eleven points, not too bad not too good." Chris said. "Please get off the stage for the next act."

"But, wait I have to tell you the importance of…" Willow tried to speak but was interrupted when Scruffy came up behind her and picked her up and carried her off the stage. "Put me down you brute."

"I think she deserved a higher score. She made a good point." Arthur said. "About the importance of recycling not the meat eating thing, I'm a college student; beef jerky is a meal to me."

"I would have given her a higher point if it wasn't for that 'importance of the environment' crap." Chris said. He then picked up a microphone and spoke. "Up next is Lazlo from Blue team."

Lazlo walked onto the stage, waving his hand at the audience as if they were applauding. "'Sup bitches!"

"Charming," Chris said. "So Lazlo what's your talent?"

"Just wait and see," Lazlo said. He set a stereo on the ground and pressed a button. A sort of a pop rap song started to play. He smiled and ripped off his shirt, the judges raised their eye brows. Lazlo then did varies poses, ones exactly like the ones Justin did in the first season including pouring water on himself.

Lazlo panted and wiped the water from his eyes and looked at the judges. "What'd you think?" The judges each held up a card each with a zero on it. "Aw what! This is bull!" he then stomped off the stage mumbling and swearing.

…...

Confessional:

Carlos. "I'm gay and even that was too gay for my tastes."

Lazlo. "I can't believe they gave me a zero! They must be gay, it's the only explanation. They're so gay that they don't want to admit that I turned them on so they have me a low score."

Blaineley. "I knew that wouldn't work,"

…...

Kurt was on the stage with Van Halen playing in the background. He was playing an air guitar, yeah that's right an air guitar. The judge's eyes were wide in amazement, each one of them then held up a card with a ten on it.

"Congratulations Kurt, you have earned thirty points." Chris said.

"That's bull!" Sapphire yelled from back stage. "He didn't do anything."

Confessional:

Sapphire. "Utter and complete bull! All it took for that weirdo with a beard was to pretend to play a guitar! He's such a weirdo with a beard…. He's a…. Beardo!"

…...

"Up next is Alice from Yellow team," Chris announced.

The curtains on the stage opened and reviled a bunch of gymnast bars. Alice stood at the right of the stage in a leotard and bowed. She walked over to the gymnast bars and started to show off her skills.

Meanwhile back stage Vanessa was watching Alice show off her technique. Alyx and Jake then came up to her and watched with her.

"I can't believe you guys actually tightened the bolt on the bars." Vanessa said.

Alyx and Jake then glanced at each other in concern.

Back to Alice who was on the uneven bars. As she was swinging from bar to bar the bars fell apart and Alice came tumbling down onto the hard stage floor and fell through the floor.

Chris laughed like a maniac. "Aw man that's classic I love to see a gymnast fail!" he said as he held up a card with a five on it, Chef held up a three while Arthur held up a five, and looking sorry as he did. "Sorry Alice only thirteen points."

Alice grumbled while she was under the stage. She looked around and spotted a small wooden object. She reached out and grabbed it; she studied it and discovered that it was a small wooden idol carved to look like Justin. She smiled and shoved down her leotard. She then climbed out of the hole and joined the others in the stands.

…...

Confessional:

Alice. *holding up the idol* "looks like I have a little insurance policy to get rid of those two Blonde bimbos. They keep holding this team back and they will pay."

Mitch. "I think Alice is hiding something from us. I was looking at her chest as she came toward the bleachers and there was an unusual bulge on her chest. I think it might be one of the idols."

Lindsay and Laura.

*Laura. "Like omg Alice like totally deserved to fall through that floor."

*Lindsay. "No kidding, she ruined my nail polish when she dragged us out of the bathroom."

*Laura. "I hope we lose so we can vote her off."

*Lindsay. "I know right?"

…...

The interns had fixed the hole in the stage; (although all they did was put a carpet over it)

Frank was on the stage driving a motorcycle around the stage doing all kinds of tricks. When he finished he stopped the bike, put down the kick stand and got off. He was smiling a self absorbed smile. "What'd you think?"

"That was pretty cool," Chris said. "I didn't even know we had a motorcycle in the prop department."

"Actually I found this thing in a shed in the woods." Frank said.

Chef stood up sharply. "I knew that bike was familiar. You took my bike! I ought to kill you."

"Cool it Chef." Chris said. "You can kill him after the show. Let's just show him his score."

"Fine," Chef said and pulled out a card with a zero one it, Chris and Arthur both held up a ten.

"Twenty points," Chris said. "Not bad. Next up is G-man from White team."

G-man stepped onto the stage just as Frank walked off.

"What are you going to be doing for us today?" Chris asked.

"I am going to rap," G-man said.

"Not going to happen," Chris said. "Judges what's the score?" all three held up zeros.

"Whoa what?" G-man exclaimed.

"Thank you G-man please leave the stage." Chris said.

"Haters," G-man said as he left the stage.

…...

Daniel was up next, he called upon the spirits of the afterlife and convinced Chef he called his dead grandmother and made him cry. In the end he received twenty points, ten from Chris and Arthur and zero from Chef (he made him cry) and he walked off the stage waving to the audience.

"up next is Katie and Sadie," Chris announced.

"NANA!" Chef cried. Chris sighed.

Katie and Sadie walked onto the stage with pom poms.

"Ready Sadie?" Katie asked.

"Ready," Sadie said.

The two did a short cheer dedicated to total drama and Chris, with a lot of hoorays and rah rah rah's. When they finished they were huffing and puffing (mostly just Sadie) and did a split.

Chris looked like he didn't know what to make of this. "Thank you for that… wonderful performance. Judges what did you think?"

Chris and Chef pulled out a zero while Arthur pulled out a five.

"Thank you, you may leave." Chris said. Katie and Sadie sighed glumly and walked off the stage. "Up next is Cory!"

Cory stepped onto the stage and set down a stereo (the same one Lazlo used) and pressed a button and the divinyl's song 'I touch myself'. He then did exactly the same thing Justin did in the first season even finishing off by dumping some water on himself.

The three judges held up cards all with a perfect ten. The audience applauded and Cory bowed. Lazlo watched from the bleachers and scowled.

…...

Confessional:

Lazlo. "That was my act! What the hell!"

…...

"Up next it's Ashley and Amanda!" Chris announced.

The two girls walked onto the stage each with a pom pom. They started to do a little cheer with a couple hoorays and rah rah rah's. When they finished they bowed and walked off the stage. The audience cheered and the three judges held up cards with tens.

Sadie and Katie sat on the bleachers with their jaws touching the ground.

"That was our act," Sadie said. "And they got a perfect score when we got a zero."

"Welcome to my world!" Lazlo said off screen.

…...

Harold was on the stage swinging a pair of nun chucks around. As he twirled it around it managed to hit him square in the groin. He grabbed himself and fell over like a ton of bricks.

The three judges held up all fives.

…...

Dean was on the stage dancing with a disco ball hanging over him and the Beegees song 'stayin alive' was playing.

As Dean danced Chef cheered and held up a ten while Arthur and Chris held up a three and a two respectively.

…...

"Up next is Heather." Chris announced.

As Heather walked toward the stage sapphire stopped her and said menacingly. "Break a leg." And walked off laughing

Heather performed her act, dancing gracefully. When she finished the three judges gave their score, Arthur gave her a ten while Chef and Chris each gave her a two. The former queen bee stomped off the stage angrily.

…...

Pete was standing on the stage with his eyes closed. He was in the middle of telling the judge varies TV and movie trivia.

"It took two weeks to make Wayne's World.

"Originally the Simpsons movie was supposed to be based off the episode Kamp Krusty, but Matt Groening decided not to because of how difficult it was to write the fifteen minute episode anyway.

"Rosanne Arnold was edged on by her homosexual brother and sister to add gay characters to the show.

"In the gremlins original script Billy's mother and dog were supposed to be killed but the director decided against it.

"In back to the future part three Michel j. fox was actually being choked. But the directors didn't know.

Chris stood up sharply. "Okay, okay enough. Judges, what's the score?" all three of them held up a five.

…...

Duncan was on the stage carving something out of a large log. He was standing in front of the log to block everyone's view. When he finished he stepped out of the way carving and reveled a wooden carving resembling Gwen with a notably larger chest. In the bleachers Gwen blushed and started wishing she was invisible.

Chris and Arthur held up a five while Chef held up a one.

…...

Will was on the stage waving around a sword speaking in a medieval tone. He received all fives from the judges.

…...

"Up next is Sven!" Chris announced.

Sven was back stage with Izzy, who was tied to a large wheel. The wheel had wheels on it.

"You ready?" Sven asked.

"This reminds me of a boyfriend I had once." Izzy said.

"I'm sure it does." Sven said. He then walked out from backstage while the interns wheeled in Izzy and a table with knifes on it.

Sven bowed. "Hello I'm Sven and I will be throwing knifes for my act."

"You're going to throw knifes at Izzy?" Chris asked. "Awesome!"

"Ready Izzy?" Sven asked as he picked up the knifes.

"Sock it to me!" Izzy said.

"Then let's do this," Sven said. Jake grabbed the wheel Izzy was on and spun it. Sven grabbed a knife by the blade and reeled his arm back. From the stands Bridgette covered her eyes.

Sven threw the blade and it hit the wheel, he grabbed another one and threw it and grabbed another and threw it, on and on and on until he ran out of knifes. Jake grabbed the wheel and stopped its spinning. When the wheel stopped spinning the audience and the judges saw that Izzy was unharmed, the knifes were only centimeters from her. Bridgette uncovered her eyes and sighed in relief. Sven took a bow

Arthur held up a ten, Chef held up a five and Chris held up a zero.

"I'd give you a higher score if Izzy were seriously harmed." Chris said.

Sven just shrugged and walked off stage. Izzy was wheeled off stage.

"Up next is Courtney!" Chris announced.

Courtney walked onto the stage with her violin in hand and sat down on a stool in the center of the stage. (Don't ask how the stool got there I don't want to repeat what happened *shiver*)

Courtney sat down on the stool and began to play her violin. She played a slow, sweet and almost depression song.

Meanwhile up above the stage in the rafters a masculine shadow stood next to one of the spotlights. The shadow pulled out a bolt cutter.

The scene changed back to Courtney playing the violin, when suddenly one of the spotlights fell down right next to her. She screamed and nearly fell out of her stool.

Chris began laughing so hard he nearly peed himself. "That was awesome!"

"I almost got killed!" Courtney said furiously.

"Which is why I'm giving you a ten!" Chris said as he held out a ten. Arthur too, held up a ten while Chef held up a zero.

"I'd give her a higher score if she actually died." Chef said.

…...

Confessional:

Courtney. "I can't believe I almost got killed and Chris just laughs… okay I can believe it but still!"

Zoey. "Is it just me or is it coincidently that when Courtney tries to play the violin on stage a spotlight seems to fall? Something is afoot…"

…...

Elisa finished off her act; she was wearing a cheerleader's uniform. She was standing straight with her hands up in the air and panting.

Chris and Arthur held up a five while Chef only held up a one. Elisa sighed and walked off the stage.

"Up next is Tim." Chris announced.

Tim came out from backstage wearing a top hat and cape; in his hand he held a wand.

"You suck!" Liz yelled from the stands. Tim flipped her off.

Tim took off his hat and tapped the brim. He then reached in and felt around. A look of frustration grew on his face and he felt around. He then threw down the hat and stomped on it. He then kicked away the hat and started swearing like a sailor. Suddenly a rabbit hopped out of the demolished hat as if nothing happened. Tim saw this and bowed.

Scattered applause came from the audience. The judges gave Tim their score, Chris and Chef a one, and Arthur a ten.

…...

A skateboard ramp was built on the stage, Bill was on it doing varies tricks on his skateboard. Chris gave him a five, Chef gave him a one and Arthur gave him a ten.

…...

Eva was on the stage lifting a barbell. She then dropped the barbell and flexed her arm. She then glared at the judges who were completely freaked out. Each of the judges held up a ten.

…...

"Up next is Ulrich!" Chris announced.

From back stage Reginald and Sid wheeled in a large screen TV.

"What's going on here?" Chris said. "Where Ulrich?"

"Preparing for his act," Sid said and turned the TV on. On the screen was Ulrich sitting on a surfboard in the middle of the lake.

"Live from Lake Wawanakwa, it's the surfing sensation, Ulrich!" Reginald announced. "How you doing buddy?"

"Doing alright brah," Ulrich said.

"Were ready when you are," Sid said.

"Alright," Ulrich said and paddled farther in the lake. He didn't have to wait long for a wave as a nicely sized one came right towards him. He stood up on the board as he reached the wave and began to surf it. When the wave began to crash down he surfed out of it and the waved crashed… into the camera man, or camera woman as the camera person had a distinct feminine shriek.

The screen on the TV went blank and Reginald and Sid wheeled it off the stage. Arthur held up a ten, Chris a five and Chef a zero.

…...

Back stage Mike was pacing back and forth while Adam watched.

"You okay?" Adam asked.

"Yeah I'm fine," Mike said nervously, almost in surprise. "Couldn't be better," And then he chuckled.

Adam raised an eyebrow then shrugged. "Alright if you say so,"

"Up next is Adam!" Chris announced off screen.

"Well, that's my cue." Adam said and walked on stage with a lasso in his hand.

"Show us what you got." Chris said.

Adam nodded and twirled the rope around. He twirled the rope over his head for a couple of minutes, the judges, especially Chris, started to get bored.

"C'mon already!" Chris said.

Adam nodded and threw the rope toward the judges. The rope went around Chefs shoulders and Adam pulled the rope, tightening it. He pulled the rope again and pulled Chef from the judges table to the stage. Off screen there were sounds of a struggle and Chef shouting in protest.

The noise soon stopped and the camera showed Adam standing over a hog tied Chef

Chris laughed and held up a ten. Arthur also held up a ten.

"Adam has earned twenty points since I doubt Chef would give him anything higher than a zero." Chris said. Chef grumbled.

Adam smiled, shrugged and walked off stage.

…...

Confessional:

Adam. "Twenty is probably the highest score I could achieve anyway. Rope tricks aren't that entertaining."

…...

"Were up to the last twelve acts," Chris announced. "Up next is Sapphire."

Sapphire walked onto the stage with a script in her hand. She bowed and began to read it. "oh Romeo, oh Romeo, where for art thou Romeo."

"Boring," Chris said.

"I'm not done," Sapphire said.

"Yeah you are," Chris said. "Judges it's your call!" Chris held up a zero. Chef held up a two and Arthur held up a ten.

"At least one of you has good taste." Sapphire said and walked off stage.

…...

Keith was on stage holding Lopez up in the air reciting prince hamlet "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow…"

Chris interrupted him. "Who let that freak on the stage? Get him out of here!"

Scruffy came up behind Keith, grabbed him and pulled him off stage.

"Chris he was one of our acts." Chef said.

"Oh, he was?" Chris said. "Alright we'll give him fifteen points then." Chris looked down at his papers. "Up next is Natasha from Green team!"

No one walked on stage.

"Natasha?" Chris said.

Backstage, Natasha stood nervously holding her bagpipe. Someone tapped her on her shoulder; she jumped and turned around to face Tommy and Isaac.

"You okay?" Isaac asked. Tommy asked the same thing by putting a hand on Natasha's shoulder and looking at her with a concerned look.

"I can't go on," Natasha said.

"How come?" Isaac asked. Tommy asked the same thing by raising an eyebrow.

"If Natasha is not on the stage in five seconds we will give her a zero!" Chris said from off camera.

Natasha looked pale and her eyes began to gloss over. Tommy took his hand off Natasha's shoulder and walked on stage.

"Where the hells the Swedish chick?" Chris said.

Tommy just shook his head.

"Fine, your team gets a zero for this act!" Chris said.

Tommy nodded and walked backstage toward Natasha.

Tears began to run down Natasha's face. "I'm sorry guys, I just…"

Tommy smiled and shrugged. Natasha looked at Isaac, confused.

"I think what he's trying to say is, 'no big deal'." Isaac said.

"Oh thank you!" Natasha said and hugged Tommy.

Tommy blushed and Isaac gave him a thumbs up.

…...

Confessional:

Isaac. "I'm trying to help those two get together, but I don't think they need my help."

…...

"Up next is Dakota!" Chris said.

Dakota walked onto the stage with a script in her hand.

"What are you going to do for us?" Chris asked.

Dakota started, high in confidence. "I'm going to do a dramatic reading of…"

"Someone already did that!" Chris said.

"Yeah but I'm doing…"

"BOO!" Chris jeered.

"I'm trying to…"

"Get off the stage!" Chris yelled.

Dakota's skin started to get noticeable tanner and her roots began to turn green.

"I'm giving you a zero," Chris said. "Judges what's your call?"

Dakota screamed at the top of her lungs, it was noticeably deeper than her regular voice. Then her cloths began to rip (which please the perverts in the audience) then she started to grow taller and her hair turned completely green. She then grew a tail and became orange. She had become Dakotazoid once again; the most noticeable difference was that her hair was long.

Chris saw this and immediately regretted his decision. Dakote-zoid picked Chris up and screamed in his face.

"Okay, okay, I'll give ten points just put me down." Chris cried.

Dakota smiled and put Chris down, where he cried a little. Chef and Arthur held up a ten.

Dakota then began to shrink back into her normal form. Her clothes were torn apart and were slightly loose fitting now, she took notice of this and covered herself up and ran off stage.

…...

Confessional:

Chris. "I thought we cured her of her monster form! All we did was turn her into the incredible hulk!"

Dakota. *blushing* "I occasionally turn back into Dakota-zoid when ever I'm stressed out. My only complaint is that I start breaking things when I'm in that form… that and I tend to tear whatever cloths I'm wearing. Like one time I was at a pool party after Chris hired some guys to cure me of the radiation and some guy was hitting on me at the party, Sam was with me and he tried to get the guy to stop but the guy just pushed Sam away and I got mad, and I turned, and… I broke the guys arm… and my bikini…" *she blushes a deeper shade of red.

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"Up next is Dominic!" Chris announced after a bit of crying and a quick change of underwear.

Dominic was backstage tuning his guitar. He was looking nervous. Trent walked up to him and put a hand on his shoulder.

"You okay man?" Trent asked.

"Yeah, I just don't… feel right…" Dominic said.

"Are you not feeling fresh?" Owen asked as he walked up behind them.

"What?" Dominic said.

"My mom wasn't feeling fresh one day so my dad went out and got her some stuff." Owen said. "do you want me to see if the interns have some of that stuff?"

"No Owen, I can do without." Dominic said with a slight smile.

"Okay," Owen said and walked off.

Dominic let out a small chuckle. "Was he always that much of a lovable oaf in your guy's season?"

"Kinda," Trent said with a shrug. Dominic noticed the guitar case Trent was holding.

"Is that an acoustic guitar?" Dominic asked.

"Yeah," Trent said.

"Mind if I borrowed that for a second?" Dominic asked.

"Not at all," Trent said and gave him the guitar.

Meanwhile at the judges table.

"Why are we waiting?" Chef asked. "Didn't we give a zero to the last person who was late?"

"First, to be fair the act before her was boring and I was aggravated," Chris said. "Second, I don't want to risk another Dakota-zoid like attack."

Dominic then walked on stage and waved. He sat down on a continently and started to play the guitar Trent lent him. Instead playing some rock he started to play the guitar with a bit of a country twang. The music was calm and soothing, when he sang he sang with a mixed southern/ Texan accent that was bold and grandfatherly. His voice and music was so beautiful that no one notice what the lyrics were. [1]

When Dominic finished he bowed and walked off stage. The audience was in stunned silence, but then they burst into a roar of applause.

Chef and Arthur held up a ten while Chris held up a five.

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Confessional:

Dominic. "Just a little something I needed to get off my chest."

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"Up next is Samson." Chris announced.

Samson walked onto the stage as Jake and Vanessa wheeled in a large screen TV. Samson pulled a laptop out of his bag and plugged it into the TV. He then turned the TV on and on the screen the words 'a CGI short film by Samson Jobs'

The movie started and Chris and Arthur were very content with the movie, Chef on the other hand didn't seem too thrilled. When the movie finished Arthur and Chris applauded and held up tend while Chef held up a zero.

"I hate CGI," Chef said. "Too many live action movies use it. Whatever happened to puppets like in Tremors?"

Arthur shrugged. "You just can't please everyone,"

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Owen was on the stage burping the alphabet. The three judges held up tens.

Backstage Jake and Vanessa watched Owen in disgust.

"God I can't believe they're giving him a thirty." Jake said.

"Yeah," Vanessa said. Then her eyes widened and she looked around desperately.

"What, you need a gas mask?" Jake asked.

"No… well yes, but no." Vanessa said. "Where's Alyx?"

"She went to go record Ulrich's act remem… oh"

…...

Alyx was sitting on the beach, dripping wet.

"I hate this job." She said and spat out lake water.

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Gregory was on the stage. He had finished his act and was bowing to an applauding audience. All of the judges held up a ten… except Chris who held up a nine.

Alex, Bill, Trent and Tyler were watching from backstage.

"You ready Trent?" Alex asked.

'I'm not going to be able to do my act." Trent said.

"What?" Alex said.

"I let Dominic borrow my guitar." Trent said.

"Well, get it back." Alex said.

"I can't," Trent said. "That white haired girl dragged him off to the woods with a blanket."

"Ah, young love." Bill said.

"This is bad," Alex said as he paced back and forth. "We need another act,"

"What about Ashton?" Trent asked

Alex stopped pacing and faced Trent, eyes wide. "Oh no, no, no, no, no…"

…...

Ashton stood on the stage, with a button in his hand and a smile on his face.

He pushed the button and a barrage of fireworks and flamethrowers were set off. Making one hell of a show and almost burning down the amphitheatre.

Chris gave him a ten while the others gave him a one.

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Todd was on the stage reenacting a scene from the lord of the rings.

The judges weren't amused, Arthur gave him a five. The others gave him zeros.

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Walter was on the stage, nervously shuffling his cards.

"Yawn, boring!' Chris said sharply. This scared Walter, he shot cards into his own face.

"My eyes!" Walter said as he rubbed his eyes. He then slipped on the playing card and fell on his back…hard.

Chris and Chef burst out laughing and both held up tens. Arthur also held up a ten, but just to be nice.

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"Time for the final act of the evening!" Chris announced.

Mike walked onto the stage nervously, waving at the audience. On the stage was a small dining room/kitchen set.

"Show us what you've got." Chris said.

Mike nodded and sat down to the table in the center of the set then took his shirt off.

"Yo, lady where's dinner?" Mike said as Vito. Mike then quickly moved over to the next chair.

"Yeah were starving!" Mike said as Chester. He then rushed over to the counter of the small counter.

"Get it yourself!" Mike said Svetlana. "I'm tired of you moochers! Why don't you go out and get a job?"

"I'm too old to get a job!" Chester said.

"Yeah and I already have a job." Vito said.

"A bikini inspector is not a real job!" Svetlana said.

"Shows what you know." Vito said.

Then Mike came in through the door dressed like Manitoba smith. "Honey I'm home! What's for dinner?"

"Did you get a job?" Svetlana asked.

"No," Manitoba said.

"Then you starve!" Svetlana said.

"No listen, I got a job, but I didn't get a job." Manitoba said.

"Do you not speak the English?" Svetlana said.

"Look who's talking." Chester said.

"Listen," Manitoba said. "I got an interview with this guy…" suddenly his voice deepened and bags appeared under his eyes. "Who says he may have just the job for me."

Mike's eyes widened and gasped. "I… um…"

"That's good enough Mike." Chris said. "Judges what's your score?" All three held up tens. "Congratulations Mike, high score."

Chris then climbed onto the stage holding a mike. "That concludes today's challenge, in a few seconds we will have the results. If the teams would be so kind as to gather round the stage, by team, and we'll get this over with."

Alan came up to Chris with a sheet of paper.

"The results are in!" Chris announced. "Remember, whichever team receives the least amount of points gets sent to the elimination ceremony.

"Now, the teams that are safe are…

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"Red and Blue, you are the teams that have received the least amount of points." Chris said. Both teams looked concerned.

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Red team cheered while Blue team groaned.

"Blue team you are going straight to the elimination ceremony." Chris said. "You have a couple of hours to prepare, until then, have fun." He then walked off.

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Confessional:

Oscar. *rubbing his hands together.* "time for some scheming."

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Oscar had gathered Pete, Keith, Charlie and Steve and led them toward the beach.

"Why are we here?" Pete asked.

"Because you and Keith are on the chopping block," Oscar said.

"Why us?" Keith asked.

"Because you cost us the challenge," Oscar said.

"We didn't cost us the challenge," Pete said. "We just…"

"Try telling that to the others." Oscar said. "The second the others start voting, they're going to vote for Pete."

"Why me?" Pete said in shock.

"Because you're possibly the weakest person on the team," Oscar said.

Pete tried to fight this but just sighed. "Who do we vote for?"

"Lazlo," Oscar said without missing a beat.

"Why him?" Steve asked.

"Because… he's a jerk," Oscar said nervously.

"Well… I can't fight that…" Steve said.

"Good," Oscar said. "Anyone have any objections?" no one spoke up. "Excellent,"

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Confessional:

Oscar. "I have five votes against Lazlo. I just need to check to see who everyone else is going to vote for and then were ready for the ceremony."

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Gerome was on his way to blue cabin from the restrooms. Standing on the steps of the cabin was Oscar.

"Hello," Oscar said.

"What do you want?" Gerome asked.

"Just to give you some news," Oscar said. "Everyone on the team is voting for you."

"What!" Gerome said. "Why?"

"Billie told most of the team that you cheated on her and convinced team to vote for you." Oscar said.

"Really?" Gerome asked.

"Yeah, really," Oscar said. "But don't worry myself and four other guys are voting for Billie."

"What!" Gerome said, more surprised than before.

"Yeah, so go get the others to help us and we can take down Billie." Oscar said. He then ran off. Gerome tried to stop him but failed.

…...

Ezekiel was sitting in the cabin waiting for the inevitable. Then Gerome burst in through the door, he ran up to Ezekiel and started panting.

"Whoa, where's the fire?" Ezekiel asked.

"They're planning to vote off Billie." Gerome said, out of breath.

"Well… then she'll be off your case." Ezekiel said.

"No!" Gerome said. "If what you said about Billie is right then I can make things right between us! And I can't do that if she's eliminated."

Ezekiel was silent.

"We need to do something!" Gerome exclaimed.

"Vote for me." Ezekiel said.

"wha…"

"I said vote for me." Ezekiel said sternly.

"But…"

"No buts," Ezekiel said. "I only came here to make amends with everyone I've offended. I can still do that at the playas. Besides my fiancé is waiting for me there,"

"Okay…" Gerome said.

"Now go find the others and try to convince them to vote for me." Ezekiel said.

Gerome did not argue. he left the cabin to find the others.

…...

Later at the Bonfire ceremony, when the sun had gone down the eleven members of Blue team had sat down on the stumps.

Gerome was sitting next to Ezekiel. "How'd it go?" Ezekiel asked.

"I could only get Sierra to vote with us." Gerome said. The two boys looked at Sierra who waved.

Chris came with a tray with ten tiki idols and stood next to the oil drum. "Welcome Blue team to your first bonfire ceremony!" Chris announced. "Have you all voted?" everyone said yes. "Good, you know the drill if you get a tiki head filled with chocolate milk, you're safe. If you don't, then you must walk down the dock of shame, get on the boat of losers and have Haken drive you to the playas because you have received the most votes there for have been eliminated from the game."

Everyone was silent for a moment, and then Lazlo spoke up. He scoffed and said. "Chocolate milk? What are we six years old?"

"Shut up!" Chris said. "Now before I begin handing out the totems, does anyone have an idol?"

Once again everyone was silent for a moment, but then Pete raised his hand.

"That's not a totem, it's a tiki." Pete said. "There's a difference you know."

"Shut up Pat" Chris asked.

"My names Pete not Pat,"

"I'm sorry!" Chris said sharply. "There are over a hundred of you, how in the hell am I supposed to remember all your names? Now if no one else has an idol we can begin."

"The ones who are safe are…

"Keith, Oscar, Steve…" Chris threw then their tiki's.

"Charlie, Sierra and Billie… you six have received absolutely no votes." Chris said.

Gerome looked shocked, but Oscar even more so.

"As for the rest of you, you have received at least one vote." Chris said.

Gerome and Ezekiel glanced at each other surprised. Lazlo looked at Pete and traced is finger across his throat. Blaineley just shrugged.

"Three of you have received only one vote." Chris said. "and those three are…

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Chris threw each of them a tiki head. Pete and Gerome sighed in relief, Billie cursed to herself. Blaineley just shrugged.

"Lazlo and Ezekiel this is the last tiki head." Chris announced.

Lazlo looked, needless to say, pissed, and Ezekiel swallowed hard.

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Chris threw Ezekiel an idol. "Congrats Zeke, you've just received your first immunity symbol!"

"This is bull!"Lazlo said.

"Sorry Lazlo but you are now the lowest ranking member of you team." Chris said. "Time to board the boat of losers."

"Fine! But you guys have just voted off your strongest member." Lazlo said. "You'll regret this when all of you come back here toma…"

Before Lazlo could finish Ezekiel picked him up, much to everyone's surprise.

"Whoa Zeke," Gerome said.

"I'm a farm boy," Ezekiel said. "Underneath his jacket is a six pack that would put 'the situation' to shame."

"That and he has been hiding in the cargo hold of an airplane," Chris said. "Which is freezing cold, He's been thrown into a volcano, and has been in contact with radioactive waste. I'm surprised he hasn't become superman."

"Yeah the only super power I have is acidic saliva." Ezekiel said.

"But, anyway." Chris said. "Please carry the loser to the boat."

"Okay." Ezekiel said.

Ezekiel walked down to the dock of shame.

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Ezekiel threw Lazlo onto the boat of loser. As the boat took off Lazlo stood up and shook his fist.

"You'll pay for this, by the situations pecks you will pay!" Lazlo said.

"Shut up and sit down!" Haken yelled from off screen.

Lazlo grumbled and sat down on the bench.

…...

Chris stood on the dock of shame with Arthur.

"That concludes tonight's episode," Chris said.

"Tune in tomorrow for the first episode of the Arthur and Molotov show." Arthur said.

"Hey no promoting your show on my show!" Chris said.

"Alright I have to leave anyway." Arthur said. Then a helicopter came along, it dropped a rope ladder and Arthur climbed on. The helicopter then took off.

"Tune in next time for more drama, more action, more world tour and more revenge of the island. Next time on…

"BIG….

"BAD….

"TOTAL….

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"ISLAND!"

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Atop a snow covered mountain, hours after everyone had gone to bed; a hand reached up and grabbed the top of the mountain after hours of climbing. The hand pulled itself up and revealed that the hand belonged to Leon…

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Votes.

Billie. "That bastard, that bastard, that bastard!" (Gerome)

Gerome. "I hate to do this but if I want to make things right between me and Billie…." (Ezekiel)

Ezekiel. "Gerome needs my help, and I will help him, even if it costs me a million." (Ezekiel)

Sierra. "I have the opportunity to help form a total drama couple! It's a dream come true, I only wish it was me and Cody." (Ezekiel)

Blaineley. "I tried to convince most of my teammates to vote for me… I failed; it seems to me that everyone would rather vote for Ezekiel or Lazlo. *sigh* maybe I'll get lucky." (Blaineley)

Charlie. "idontlikelazlosohehastogonotjustbecauseoscarsaidso!" (Lazlo)

Steve. "This doesn't feel right… but at least Lazlo's a bully." (Lazlo)

Oscar. "If my math is right, everyone should be voting for either Billie or Gerome. My master plan is coming together." (Lazlo)

Pete. "Lazlo's a jerk… that's it." (Lazlo)

Keith. "Lazlo hurt Lopez; he missed out on a chance to be friends with him. I mean both their names start with L and they both have five letters in their names." (Lazlo)

Lazlo. "That little nerd cost us the challenge," (Pete)

Totals.

Gerome. 1

Pete. 1

Blaineley. 1

Ezekiel. 3

Lazlo. 5

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END

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Next time: the first episode of the Arthur and Molotov show! Don't miss it!

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(Teams)

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Red

Heather: The Queen bee.

Alejandro: The arch villain.

Cameron: Wide eyed bubble boy.

Sapphire: The bitch.

Willow: Animal rights activist.

Hugo: the voice of reason.

Matt: The jerk.

Collette: the Gym girl.

Jo: Take no prisoners jock-ette.
Brick: the Cadet.

Lightning: the Overachiever.

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Blue

Billie: The jealous girlfriend.

Gerome: The weird foreigner.

Ezekiel: the Home school.

Sierra: The uber fan.

Blaineley: The one who's not suppose to be here.

Charlie: The sugar rush

Steve: The nice guy.

Oscar: The controller

Pete: The movie buff

Keith: The weirdo.

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Green

Duncan: The delinquent.

Noah: the High I.Q.

Justin: The eye candy.

Isaac: 'Mr. perfect.'

Miguel: The muscle.

Ben: The narcoleptic.

Kurt: The epic

R.J.: the tomboy.

Emerald: the Total drama spy

Natasha: The Shy Swede.

Tommy: the Silent guy.

Yellow

Mitch: The athlete.

Greg: The silent Latino mechanic.

Lindsay: The dumb princess.

Dawn: The Moonchild.

Albert: The scheming chef.

Gilbert: The deaf guy.

Hector: The Goth guy.

Dakota: The fame hound.

Laura: The annoying girl.

Will: The larper.

Alice: The acrobat.

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White

Gwen: The loner.

Courtney: The type A.

Scott: The devious.

Nikolas: The Italian Mafioso.

Josh: The conspiracy theorist.

G-man: The gangster.

Hyde: The boy with a secret.

Tina: The Hawaiian girl.

Samson: The computer nerd.

Carlos: The gay guy.

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Black

Izzy: Psycho hose beast.

Bridgette: The surfer girl.

Geoff: The party dude.

Crystal: the Rich girl

Christopher: Over the top Christian.

Frank: The biker.

Jimmy: The bully.

Dominic: the Punk rocker.

Sven: Lazy guy.

Julie: The unlucky in love cowgirl.

Sam: The nice guy gamer.

Orange

Cody: The geek.

Owen: The lovable oaf.

Yuki: the Japanese tourist.

Daniel: The TV psychic.

Elisa: The cheerleader.

Jason: The prankster.

Vic: Mellowed out rocker.

Leon: The French antagonist.

Ginger: Controller girl

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Pink.

Katie: The sweet girl.

Sadie: The sweet girl's friend.

Zach: The know it all.

Gregory: The poet.

Kat: the Artistic girl.

Xena: the quiet girl.

Ron: Blue collar guy.

Delilah: The French girl.

Tim: the male twin.

Liz: The female twin.

Flora: The nervous eater.

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Gray

Tyler: The accident prone jock.

Trent: The cool musician.

Gidget: Girl who lives in her swimsuit.

Bill: Cool skater dude.

Ashton: The pyro.

Zavier: The brit.

Xavier: The other brit.

Alex: The soccer team captain.

Hank: the Small fry.

Cory: the male model with a brain.

Brown

Eva: The female bully.

Beth: The wannabe.

Todd: The dork.

Bud: The sneak.

Ashley: Female twin 1.

Amanda: Female twin 2.

Wendy: Crazy witch girl.

Oswald: The scam artist.

Marley: The anorexic girl.

Erica: The sarcastic chick.

Dia: The follower.

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Purple

Harold: The dweeb.

Leshawna: The sister with a 'tude.

Joe: The panophobe.

Patrick: Creepy stalker guy.

Reginald: The sports fan

Walter: Nerdy kid.

Ulrich: Surfer dude

Richard: Rich kid.

Jessica: Fabulous girl.

Sid: the physiological Beach bum.

Polka dot

D.J.: the brick house with a heart.

Zoey: The indie chick.

Adam: The cowboy.

Dean: Disco fan.

Quincy: Genuine psychic.

Vince: The easily annoyed.

B: strong, silent genius.

Mike: the Multiple personality.

Isa: Punk rock girl.

Bianca: Kind girl

Monique: Streets girl

(Employees)

Alan: The skirmish medic/ apprentice chef.

Scruffy: The mysterious janitor.

Bennett: The mentally disturbed D.J.

Haken: The German Boat of loser's captain.

Jak: The womanizing intern.

Vanessa: The only intern that does a f***ing thing.

Alyx: The sleepy intern.

Eli: The Black Panther intern.

Arthur: The animal lover/aftermath commentator.

Idols

Tdi cast: Immunity plus an extra vote. (22 left)

Tdwt cast: Extra vote. (3 left)

Tdri cast: Immunity. (12 left)

Chris: Immunity plus a second effect.

Scruffy: Advantage in a challenge.

Bennett: Switch immunity.

Haken: The sole vote.

Jake: Extra vote.

Vanessa: Minus one vote from yourself.

Alyx: Choose whose vote doesn't count.

Eli: Switch vote.

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Alan.

TDRI (1)

Chef.

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(Eliminated)

1. Staci: the compulsive liar.

2. Jeff: the hippie?

3. Lewis: the sexist fat loser.

4. Anne Maria: Jersey shore reject.

5. Carrie: the angry girl.

6. Lazlo: The jersey boy.

…...

And Lazlo's gone, he was possibly the hardest character to write for, which is one of the reasons I had him eliminated so early, the second reason being that he just doesn't fit into any of my storylines other than what I call 'Oscars dictator ship'. Lazlo is also one of the characters that wasn't in my original script of BBTDI.

Also, I have this small fear about this story not being finished for a couple of years, this is my fear because I've been writing this story for over a year and I only have seven chapters written so far (although to be fair I did rewrite about four of these chapters (although if you long time readers remember there were 4 chapters worth of character introductions on the dock, so… yeah)

Another reason I only have seven chapters so far I guess is because I've been writing for a bunch of other stories, some of which are fan fictions others are novels, comics and movie scripts. That and real life kicked in finally (which is a good thing) I've been going to college taking art classes. And also my father is having a children's book series being published and he's been edging me about doing the illustrations (and I would if I was comfortable enough with my ability to draw)

Sorry for such a long authors note but it's been like a 2 month gap since I've wrote you guys, so there's a lot to say… and I'm lonely.

See you next time.

Justagamer1