Authors note
Sorry about last chapters authors note being so long. There was some stuff I needed to tell you guys. (Especially to the people who think I have too much time on my hands teehee.) But I promise no more long authors notes. *hides crossed fingers behind back*
Also sorry for talking about my band, I just wanted to explain why I didn't add the lyrics to the story.
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Disclaimer: I do not own the total drama series or any of the characters.
Warning: This episode includes occasional explicit language, some minor sexual references, and some other offensive stuff.
Pairings: Duncan/Gwen, Alejandro/Heather, Bridgette/Geoff, Dakota/Sam. Izzy/Owen, Lindsay/Tyler, Mike/Zoey, Gerome/Billie, Dominic/Isa, And the rest are a secret for now.
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Episode 8: The Arthur and Molotov show: episode one.
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The episode started, but instead of opening on an island the episode opened on a stage with an audience in a studio. The setting was similar to the aftermath specials from TDA.
On the stage were two bleachers on opposite sides of the stage. The bleachers were able to hold over a hundred people combined. Between the bleachers were two chairs and a couch. In the chairs were Arthur and Molotov, Molotov was hooked up to a small monitor set on a side table. Above the chairs hanging from the ceiling was a wide screen television.
Suddenly a voice spoke up, it was friendly and deep. "Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for ARTHUR AND MOLOTOV!"
Arthur stood up and took a bow and Molotov just waved. "Howdy folks, I'm Arthur Ventura and this here is Molotov. Welcome to the first episode of our show!"
The audience applauded.
"Thank you, thank you," Arthur said. "Tonight we have six contestants to interview, but first let's talk about the show. How despite for money is Chris that he has to make a show with a hundred and thirty-two contestants?"
The audience laughed and applauded.
"Let's talk for a moment about things that have happened in the show recently." Arthur said. He held up a remote and pointed it at the TV. He pressed a button and a scene from the last episode, the scene was Courtney playing her violin and then having the spotlight almost kill her.
"You remember this scene right?" Arthur said. "Just an accident right? WRONG! I inspected the spotlight after the show and found that the light was cleanly cut, which means someone has cut the light!"
Most of the audience gasped.
"But enough of that lets interview our contestants shall we?" Arthur asked Molotov. The bear nodded.
"Alright then, our first ex-contestant is labeled the compulsive liar, she claims to be related to the inventor of the letter E, and so far has been the first to be eliminated in every season she's been in. meet Staci!"
The audience applauded as Staci appeared from backstage. She looked a little confused as she walked over to the couch and sat down.
"Why are they applauding?" Staci whispered to Arthur. "I didn't do much and I got voted off first."
"As far as they care you weren't a villain." Arthur said. "Plus they'll applaud for anything." Arthur stood up. "Molotov just farted!"
The audience roared in applause.
Arthur sat down. "See?" Arthur stopped whispering. "So Staci how does it feel to be the first voted off? I know it can't feel too good."
"It doesn't feel good at all," Staci said.
"I'd imagine not." Arthur said. "Now tell us, is there a boy, or girl if that be the case, that you find dateable?"
"Not on the show if that's what you mean." Staci said. "I've only been on the show for a day and haven't met a boy I'd like."
"Fair enough," Arthur said. "Out of the contestants still in the game, which do you want to win?"
Staci was quiet for a moment. "That's a toughie, especially since I've only been there a day. I would have to say any one but Leon."
"True, true. You know this is the first time I've heard you talk without telling a… story." Arthur said, choosing his words carefully. "Tell me, why do you tell all these stories?"
"Because I have such an incredible family with such interesting stories, I just have to tell people… I guess I come off as a show off… or a liar as you said." Staci said and then fell silent. "I just get nervous and can't find anything else to say."
"…well let's read some fan mail." Arthur said. A picture of an envelope came on the screen hooked up to Molotov.
Arthur went back stage and came back with two letters in his hand.
"Only two?" Staci asked.
"To be fair you were voted off first." Arthur said.
"Oh, right." Staci said.
Arthur gave the envelopes to Molotov; Molotov opened one of the letters with his claws and handed it to Arthur.
"The first letter is from katbergerz and it reads. 'Like LOL you have like the most amazing family in the world, are they real? Pics or it didn't happen.' "
"Yes the relatives I talk about all the time are real." Staci said. "I keep telling people that but they just don't believe me."
"Let's read the last letter." Arthur said. "It's from Jasmine and it reads 'you have no life, why don't you go jump off a cliff. I can't wait until I join the game then I can laugh at you face in person' … god what a bitch, I'm sorry Staci I…"
"It's okay…" Staci said.
"Listen we have a special surprise for you." Arthur said.
"What is it?" Staci asked.
"Live via satellite it's your parents!" Arthur said. The TV above them turned on and on the screen was a hefty couple. They were sitting on a couch; on the wall behind the couch was an amazing amount of photographs. The photos were of Albert Einstein, Harrison Ford, H. G. Wells and many others.
"Hi honey," the woman said.
"Hi mom, hi dad." Staci said.
"Were sorry to hear you were voted off first again." Staci's father said.
"It's okay," Staci said. "I'd rather be at the playas then at that run down camp."
"Well you know, your cousin three times removed helped invent recreational vehicles in nineteen-ten." Staci's mother said.
"Wait wha…" Arthur said in surprise. He looked at Molotov who looked back at him confused. A question mark appeared on the screen Molotov was hooked up to.
"Yup our family has never been very big campers." Staci's father said.
"Those people on the wall…" Arthur said.
"How is the playa?" Staci's mother asked. "Make any friends?"
"Well…" Staci started. "Anne Maria and Lazlo are kind of mean, but for the most part they're all right. Although all the two do is make out."
Arthur was still flabbergasted. "You have a portrait of Ferdinand Von Zeppelin on your wall…"
"And Jeff is a bit preachy but he's just dedicated to his cause." Staci said. "The only people there I don't like are Carrie and Lewis…"
"Yes I've seen the show," Staci's mother said. "They are both rather unpleasant."
"I….I….I…" Arthur stammered.
"Oh well, I think we should let Arthur continue with the show." Staci's mother said. "We'll see you in a couple of… months…"
"Okay bye mom, bye dad I love and miss you." Staci said.
"We love and miss you too." Staci's mother said. "Bye," and the screen went blank.
"You may take a seat on the stands." Arthur said. "Thank you for letting us interview you."
"It was my pleasure." Staci said. She stood up and walked toward the seats.
Arthur then looked at Molotov distressed. "She was telling the truth." He said quietly. He then grabbed Molotov by the shoulders and shook him. "She was telling the truth!" Molotov then slapped him. Arthur rubbed the sore spot. "Thanks I needed that."
Arthur continued with the show. "Our next interviewee is labeled as the Hippie; he tricked Willow in joining him in an alliance and is the lowest ranking member of Gray team. It's Jeff!"
Jeff came from backstage. The audience booed and hissed at him and threw things. Jeff sat down on the couch.
"I see I have quite a few fans." Jeff said.
"Well, what you did was pretty despicable." Arthur said.
"I did what I had to," Jeff said.
"By hurting the poor girl?" Arthur said.
Jeff sighed. "I didn't mean to hurt her; she wouldn't have been hurt had it not been for Leon!"
"So you have some feelings for Willow?" Arthur asked.
"Some?" Jeff said. "Not just some. She is an incredible girl!"
"You've only known her two days… less than two days!" Arthur said.
"Have you not heard of love at first sight?" Jeff said. "She is like me, she joined the game to take down Chris, she cares about the environment and she skilled in origami. I love the girl!"
"Then why did you call her a stupid little puppy?" Arthur asked.
Jeff looked ashamed. "I only wanted to intimidate Alex; he was going to have me eliminated. I realize I should had done something else because it ended up getting me eliminated… and now Willow hates me and now she is in the hands of a monster! And it is all my fault…"
Arthur stood up and patted him on the back. Jeff swatted him away.
"So you an activist for animal rights?" Arthur asked.
"Indeed I am," Jeff said. "And I must ask. What kind of a monster are you for hooking up this poor creature too this contraption?" Jeff pointed to the screen Molotov was hooked up to.
"First off," Arthur said. "He's a bear, which really doesn't constitute a poor animal."
A picture of a donkey in a dunce cap appeared on Molotov's screen.
"Second, this contraption lets Molotov talk to us with the use of pictures." Arthur explained.
A picture of a bird appeared on Molotov's screen.
"…. Did he just flip me off?" Jeff asked.
"In his own way," Arthur said. "Any way it's on to fan mail." Arthur went back stage and came back out with a small bag.
"You have quite a few fans." Arthur said.
"Just not the ones I want." Jeff said.
Arthur pulled out three letters and handed them to Molotov; he opened one of the envelopes and handed it to Arthur.
Arthur read the letter. "The first letter is from Jamie and it reads 'take a bath!' … that's it."
"How does he know I need to take a bath?" Jeff asked.
"You are kind of ripe dude." Arthur said. "The next letter is from Daniele and it reads. 'You are an inspiration to us all at PETA. We, like you, hope all meat eaters' burn in hell!' whoa kind of harsh.'
"I agree," Jeff said. "I am not against eating meat. Most creatures in the wild require meat in their diet, so I have nothing against people who eat meat. People who eat meat did not make that decision, they were born eating meat. I myself don't eat me but that is my choice."
"Fair enough," Arthur said. "The last letter is from Roseanne. 'You are a monster; you tricked that girl using your charm to make her do whatever you wanted. I am happy that you were found out before anything awful happened to that poor girl.' "
"This Roseanne thinks Willow is safer without me on the island!" Jeff said. "She is now in the hands of Leon, I'm monster, but not a complete monster. That Leon is a complete monster!"
"We understand how you feel." Arthur said. "Now before we call out our next contestant, would you tell us who you want to win the game?"
"Willow," Jeff said. "I hope Willow wins." He looked down glumly. "I can only hope she one day forgives."
Jeff stood up and walked over to the stands and sat down next to Staci, who patted him on the back.
"Our next interviewee is labeled the fat, sexist loser; he alienated all the women on his team, and he kept Scott safe for another day. It's Lewis."
Lewis walked on stage with a black eye. The audience booed him and threw things at him. He sat down on the couch
"Yikes man," Arthur said. "That's a bad shiner, Carrie give you that?"
"Yes," Lewis said. "It's not as bad as the purple nurple and the pink belly."
"Well you keep provoking her." Arthur said. "Why are you such a sexist pig?"
"Because men are superior to women," Lewis said. "And they need to respect that."
The audience booed and someone from the audience threw a shoe at him and hit him in his good eye.
"Okay let's make this interview quick, since the audience wants to kill you so badly." Arthur said. "Who do you want to win?"
"Any of the men," Lewis said.
"Should have known," Arthur said. "Let's just move on to the fan mail."
Arthur ran backstage and came back out with three letters.
"You my friend are not a fan favorite," Arthur said. "You actually got a huge bag of letters but we looked through them and these three are the only ones that are we can read on live TV." He sat down on the couch and handed Molotov the letters for him to open.
"The first letter is from Cindy, it reads. 'You are a despicable little pig, I hope you fry.' "
"Typical woman, making a mountain out of a molehill." Lewis said.
The audience booed and started throwing things at Lewis.
"Okay, if I read these other letters the audience is going to kill you." Arthur said. "You better take your seat on the stands."
Lewis shrugged and went to the stands and sat down far from the other two.
"Our next interviewee is labeled the Jersey shore reject, uses too much hair spray to Jeff's liking and is currently making out with Lazlo. It's Anne Maria!"
Anne Maria walked on stage waving at the audience as they applauded.
"I see you're not too torn up about being eliminated." Arthur said to Anne Maria as she sat down.
"I was sore at first then I remembered how great the playa was." Anne Maria said.
"It certainly is a wonderful place to stay." Arthur said, nodding. "I see you and Lazlo have gotten along quite well since he arrived today… almost an hour ago…"
"Yeah well… he's hot." Anne Maria said. "Would you complain if someone like… Emma Stone walked up to you and asked to make out."
"I like to think I wouldn't automatically make out with a complete stranger just because they asked me…" Arthur said then thought for a moment. "But I probably would."
"See," Anne Maria said.
"So out of the remaining contestants who would you like to see win the most?" Arthur asked.
"I guess Owen," Anne Maria said. "I know he won in the first season, but he lost that money and I think he should get it back."
"I like your opinion," Arthur said. "You're not as conceited as the Jersey shore stereotype suggests… no offence."
"Non taken doll," Anne Maria said. "Although most people from the Jersey shore are a bit conceited, but that's a Jersey thing… not to sound too stereotypical."
"It's time to read some more fan mail." Arthur said and ran backstage and ran back out with only a small handful.
"You didn't get as much as Jeff and Lewis cause… their evil and people like to swear at them." Arthur said as Molotov opened a letter and handed it to him.
"The first letter is from Julian, it reads. 'You are the best contestant on the show. It is so unfair that you were voted off fourth. They are just jealous of the Jersey shore.' "
"Thanks Julian," Anne Maria said. "You're a doll,"
Arthur read another. "The next one is from…xxXmewtwoXxx, it reads. 'u sux lolololololol…' it just keeps going."
"Did you read though these letters in advance?" Anne Maria asked.
"Yeah, But only for Lewis and Jeff, cause… people hate them." Arthur said. He read another. "This one is from Heather-not the TDI Heather… she spelt TDI wrong."
Arthur continued. "But anyway, it reads 'all you Jersey shore freaks are all the same. All you do is….' I think I'll stop reading now. It starts to get a little unpleasant after that."
"It was pleasant before?" Anne Maria said.
"More so," Arthur said. "Thank you Anne Maria for joining us today, if you would take a seat in the stands we can call out our next interviewee."
Anne Maria stood up and walked over to the stands. She sat down next to Staci, believe it or not.
"Next is a person labeled the angry girl, she tortured Walter and Joe, and seems to always be screaming. It's Carrie!"
Carrie came from backstage, the audience cheered but stopped when Carrie growled at them. She then sat down on the couch.
"Welcome Carrie…"
"ZIP IT!" Carrie screamed. "Why did you drag me out here?"
"It's an interview…"
"Shut up!" Carrie screamed, not letting Arthur get a word in edgewise.
"Okay, why did you join?" Arthur asked.
"None of your damn business!" Carrie yelled.
"okay who do you want to win?"
"NO ONE!" Carrie yelled.
"Okay you can go sit down in the stands with the others." Arthur said. "No one sent you fan mail since they were all afraid you would hunt them down…"
"Good!" Carrie said and stood up. She walked to the stands and sat down farthest from the others.
"our final interviewee is labeled the Jersey boy, got beat up by Eva, tortured the 'nerds' on his team and is now very good friends with Anne Maria. It's Lazlo!"
Lazlo came from backstage and waved at the cheering audience.
"Hello Lazlo," Arthur said.
"Hey," Lazlo said cheerfully as he sat down.
"So tell us, why did you join total drama?" Arthur asked.
"For the million dollars of course," Lazlo said. "And well, for the ladies too." He waved at Anne Maria, who waved back.
"Fair enough," Arthur said. "Now, I noticed you had sort of started a small friendship with Cody in the first episode. Why was that?"
"We were brought together by a common enemy, Amazonian women." Lazlo said. "Carrie had given him a black eye like how Eva gave me one."
"Out of all the remaining contestants, which one do you hope wins?" Arthur asked.
Lazlo thought for a moment. "I guess Eva."
"Wait, really?" Arthur said.
"Yeah," Lazlo said. "She's a strong woman and she was cheated out of the game in the first season."
"Okay," Arthur said. "Time for fan mail." He ran back stage and came back with a single letter.
"Just one?" Lazlo asked.
"It's still early in the season." Arthur said as Molotov opened the letter and handed it back to him. "The letter is from Nelson and it reads 'Jersey shore sucks LOLZ.' "
"That's it?" Lazlo asked.
"That's it." Arthur said.
"So the interviews done?" Lazlo asked.
"Yeah pretty much," Arthur said.
Lazlo shrugged and walked to the other ex-contestants and sat down next to Anne Maria.
Arthur turned his attention to the audience. "That concludes this aftermath special, stay tuned tomorrow for a brand next episode of BBTDI, I'm Arthur and this is Molotov saying good night Canada."
Arthur waved to the audience as they dispersed. "That was shorter than what I thought it would be." Arthur said. Molotov grumbled in response.
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NEXT TIME. The campers go on a camping trip. How exciting!
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Authors note.
So what do you think? I got the idea to do an aftermath show from cragmiteblaster, and I figured that if I did a couple of episodes I'd be able to show some interactions I wasn't able to use in the regular show plus some added back story stuff like Staci's family. It also allows me to make some new story lines that I think you guys will like. I already have a beta of a few Aftermath specials and I have to say so far so good.
I also expected this chapter to be much longer but to my surprise it was only 3,000 words instead of my usual 13,000.
Well I hope you liked this, and I know adding these types of episodes are going to make finishing this story all the more difficult but trust me, I'm…..
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