Authors note.
God it's been too long, about time we've had another chapter, huh? My first semester has ended and I passed with all C's :D I only have 19 more classes to take until I finish up my degree.
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Disclaimer: I do not own the total drama series or any of the characters… except the ones I made.
Warning: This episode includes occasional explicit language, some minor sexual references, and some other offensive stuff.
Pairings: Duncan/Gwen. Alejandro/Heather. Bridgette/Geoff. Dakota/Sam. Izzy/Owen. Lindsay/Tyler. Mike/Zoey, Billie/Gerome, Dominic/Isa And the rest are a secret for now.
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Episode 9: Camp nightmare, or camp let's not go here.
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Chris stood upon the dock of shame smiling his usual toothy grin.
"Last time on total drama!
"We had our contestants embarrass themselves once again in Wawanakwa's second annual talent show!
"We saw some talents of all kinds, from strange and unusual, to the epic, to the downright mundane!
"In the end Blue team was our biggest loser and the biggest loser of them all was Lazlo who became the islands next victim!
"What next will we have in store for our contestants? Tune in to find out here on…
"BIG BAD TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"
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Theme song
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Cameron was hanging from the pole in the center of camp by his under where, screaming in utter terror.
"I don't like this!" Cameron screamed.
Standing under him was Matt, doing a mock salute and snickering.
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Confessional:
Cameron. "I'm actually kind of impressed Matt was ingenious enough to be able to get me up there without much effort…. If only he would apply himself, he would be a very productive member of society."
Matt. *laughing uncontrolibly.*
Hugo. *sigh's* "there needs to be peace on the team."
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Oscar was pacing around in the boys side of blue cabin deep in thought, with him were Steve, Pete, Keith and Charlie.
"Everything went according to plan." Oscar said. "But it could have exploded in our faces!"
"We did everything you told us to." Pete said.
"I know you did. There must be some other, unforeseen factor." Oscar said. "Chris said that Billie didn't receive a single vote, which is bad since I told Gerome that she was going to vote for him and that he should send a vote in her direction which he obviously did not. And because Chris told everyone she didn't get a single vote, Gerome is likely curious as to why we lied to him."
They all sat in silence for a moment.
"Were you expecting some output from us?" Steve asked.
Oscar sighed.
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Gerome and Ezekiel were walking on the beach discussing the other night.
"I don't understand." Ezekiel said. "Are you sure Oscar said they were voting for Billie?"
"He told me himself he would." Gerome said.
Ezekiel thought for a moment. "Well I think for whatever reason Oscar told you he still got rid of who he really wanted gone."
"What makes you say that?" Gerome asked, confused.
"According to my math," Ezekiel said. "Because I received three votes that would mean Lazlo got five. It's likely that the four in Oscars little group voted him out."
"Who?" Gerome asked.
"Keith, Steve, Pete and Charlie." Ezekiel said. "The four who have been hanging around Oscar recently."
"I haven't noticed. There's too many people here I can't… err… kept track." Gerome said.
"Fair enough," Ezekiel said.
"I have a question." Gerome said.
"What is it?" Ezekiel asked.
"Why did Oscar try to convince me to vote for Billie?" Gerome asked.
"Maybe because he wanted to know where all the votes were going." Ezekiel said. "Needed a little reinsurance that Lazlo was leaving the island."
"But why Lazlo?" Gerome asked.
"Probably because Lazlo was unpredictable." Ezekiel said.
Gerome looked confused. Ezekiel sighed.
"Because he has his little group of friends who will likely vote for whomever he wants, Blaineley doesn't want to be on this island so she voted for herself. Billie is mad at you so we know where her vote goes. Then there's you, me, Sierra and Lazlo. He figured you would have voted for Billie if he told you she was voting for you, I assume he would assume I would try to protect my one friend on the island and vote with you against Billie. And just to make a wild guess he chose Lazlo because he could get away with getting rid of him without raising suspicion."
Gerome stood there utterly confused.
"Long story short. Oscars a villain, we need to stop him." Ezekiel said.
"Oh okay," Gerome said.
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Confessional:
Ezekiel. "I feel that Gerome barely understood a word I said due to the language barrier…"
Gerome. "I don't understand everything Zeke said… but I'm all for it." *he gives the camera a thumbs up and an unsure smile.*
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On a stump in the middle of the woods sat Leon, deep in thought, playing with the B idol in his hands. Suddenly his concentration was broken when an acorn hit him in the back of the head. He turned around and saw Bud up in a nearby tree with another acorn in his hand.
"Any news?" Leon said emotionlessly.
Bud grinned deviously. "Of course and it's something I know you'll like."
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Confessional:
Bud. "I've been holding on to this little piece of information for a while, waiting to find someone devious enough to use it to MY advantage."
Leon. "This… changes everything…"
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"Time for the next challenge!" announced Chris who stood in front of the twelve teams with his employee's at his side. The large group was standing just outside of the forest.
"It's the camping challenge again isn't it?" Zach said.
"How did you…" Chris stammered.
"Your reusing the same damn challenges you idiot!" Vanessa yelled.
"Whatever," Chris said. "Yeah it's the camping challenge. But with a twist…"
"There's no twist," Vanessa said.
"Just let me do my job!" Chris yelled. A few of the contestants chuckled at his dismay. "Fine there's no twist. You just go into the woods following this map leading to your camp where you will have to build a shelter, find food, build a fire, have me tell a ghost story and spend the night. The team that does the worst job has to vote someone off."
"That's kind of a twist…" Lindsay said.
"Just grab a map and go!" Chris said pointing to a table with twelve colored maps. The teams each grabbed the map of their team color and went into the woods.
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Confessional:
Gwen. "Chris is kind of on edge today isn't he?"
Chris. "I hate these contestants I hope they rot out in the woods!"
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(Red team)
Cameron was in the lead with the map with Brick, Hugo, Sapphire, Matt and Willow behind him, Lightning, Jo and Collette behind them and Heather and Alejandro trailing behind.
"Are we there yet?" Matt asked.
"Not quite," Cameron said.
"Are we there yet?" Matt repeated.
"Nope," Cameron said.
"Are we there yet?" Matt repeated.
"Would you shut the hell up?!" Sapphire screamed, right in Matt's face. All Matt did in response was laugh.
Meanwhile Jo and Collette were in the middle of a little contest to see who could walk the fastest. Although both girls were keeping up with each other they still said they were faster than the other.
"I bet I can get to the campsite before you can." Collette said.
"Oh yeah?" Jo replied.
"Yeah!" Collette said.
"Oh, it's on." Jo said.
"So on!" Collette said.
The two girls took off, snatching the map from Cameron and running off into the woods.
"Hey!" Cameron said.
"Get back here!" Alejandro yelled as he ran past Cameron.
The rest of the team followed Alejandro and ran after the competing girls.
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Confessional:
Heather. "Because there's nothing I love more than running through the woods after two Amazonian women, thanks a lot Chris."
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(Blue team)
Ezekiel led the group; up front with him were Gerome and Sierra. Behind them were Charlie, Steve, Oscar, Pete and Keith. And trailing behind were Blaineley and Billie.
"She's still avoiding me…" Gerome said after a quick look behind.
"Hell hath not the fury of a woman scorned." Ezekiel said.
"…excuse me?" Gerome said, confused.
"Bitches be crazy, don't mess with them." Sierra said.
"Ah…" Gerome said.
"Don't worry she'll come around." Sierra said.
"I hope so…" Gerome said. He looked behind him and looked at Billie who noticed this and traced her finger across her throat.
Gerome quickly turned away.
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(Green team)
Noah was in the lead with the map.
"Are you sure you know where you're going?" Justin asked.
"I KNOW where I am going." Noah said with annoyance.
"Bull," Justin said.
Noah grinded his teeth.
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Confessional:
Justin. "Noah is acting as a sort of a leader of the team. That's fine by me, so long as I get to annoy the lesser beautiful man."
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(Yellow team)
Dawn was in the lead with the map. With her were Mitch, Greg, and Alice. Behind them were Lindsay, Will, Laura and Dakota. Behind them were Albert and Gilbert and behind them was Hector.
Dawn was following the map closely not looking where she was going, yet managed not to trip over any of the rocks or foliage like some of her other teammates like Laura.
"Can't we take a break?" Laura complained after almost tripping over a rock for the umpteenth time.
"No! Now shut up." Alice snapped.
Laura sighed.
"Why are we letting this brain dead hippie lead us?" Mitch asked. Dawn shuttered slightly but beyond that she didn't react.
"Can you read a map?" Alice asked.
"No," Mitch said.
"Then shut up." Alice said suspiciously calmly.
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Confessional:
Alice. "I give up. These numb nuts can lose the game on their own but I won't let them hold me down. I am going to claw my way to the top."
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(White team)
Courtney was in the lead behind her were Tina, Nikolas, Josh, and G-man. Behind them were Carlos, Samson, Hyde and Gwen. Straggling behind were Scott and Tina.
Hyde looked behind him at Tina. She paid him no attention and was presumably out of earshot.
"Carlos," Hyde said. Carlos looked at him. "I need your help."
Carlos looked at him blankly for a second then a thought hit him. "Oh right your… girl thing."
Hyde blushed when Gwen and Samson (who looked up from his Ipad) looked at him.
"Having a little girl trouble?" Gwen teased.
"Yes," Hyde said, ashamed.
"Who's the girl?" Gwen asked. Hyde looked behind and Gwen followed his gaze. "Oh god, Tina?"
Hyde nodded.
"You have strange taste in women." Gwen said.
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(Black team)
Julie had the map and led the group. Behind her were Bridgette, Geoff, Izzy, Sam, Sven, Christopher and Dominic. Straggling behind were Crystal, Frank and Jimmy.
"So Dominic," Geoff said. "I noticed you didn't come home last night." He said with a sly smile.
Dominic didn't answer just smiled.
"Way to go." Sven said lazily.
"Fornicating before marriage?" Christopher said with malice in his voice. "You disgust me." He then fell back behind Crystal.
Dominic smiled and rolled his eyes.
"Chicks really dig the guitar huh?" Geoff remarked. Bridgette gave him a look that wasn't pleasant.
"Which reminds me I have to return Trent's his guitar." Dominic said. "Last night got a little crazy." He reminisced. "I hope he's not mad."
"Trent's not vindictive." Geoff said. "Plus I'm sure he understands the situation."
"Are you going to see this girl again?" Bridgette asked suddenly.
"Of course," Dominic said. "It wasn't a one night stand."
As this conversation went on, Frank was lagging behind crystal a little, giving him a clear view of her 'assets'.
"Hey girl," Frank said. "How 'bout we make like Dominic and head off into the woods."
Crystal turned around and slapped him hard. "Pig," she said.
Frank grumbled.
"That's what you get for attempting pre marital sex." Christopher remarked behind Frank.
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(Orange team)
Daniel kept ahead of the group with the map, with him was his inner circle Yuki, Elisa, and Jason. Behind them were Ginger, Leon, Cody, Owen and Vic.
Owen let out a large belch which made Cody giggle and Ginger and Leon scowl.
"That's disgusting." Ginger said.
"Sorry," Owen said and he burped again.
Leon swore in French under his breath.
"Sorry," Owen said again, blushing.
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Confessional:
Leon: "que la peste incroyable! que l'homme tout à fait dégoûtant! que ... que ... que ... grrrrrr."
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(Pink team)
Zach was in the lead with Gregory. Behind them were Ron, Kat, Xena, Flora, Katie, Sadie and Delilah. And far behind in the middle of a very heated argument were, of course, Tim and Liz.
"I have to say, I honestly there to be more… danger to these challenges." Gregory said. "But so far they've been rather tame."
"Chris is waiting until later in the series before he pulls out his more dangerous challenges" Zach said.
"That makes sense." Gregory said.
Meanwhile Flora had pulled out a small bag of potato chips and was about to eat them when Kat stopped her.
"Might not want do that." Kat said. "Chris probably wants us to find our food in the wild. He'll probably take away points if we bring our own."
Flora sighed and put the bag away.
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(Gray team)
Alex was in the lead with the map with Tyler and Trent. Behind were Gidget, Bill, Xavier, Zavier, Hank and Cory. And way in the back was Ashton playing with his lighter.
"Don't start anything back there," Alex said, obviously directed towards Ashton.
"Aren't you being a little rough on him?" Trent asked.
"I know," Alex said with a sigh. "I realize it may be bad for team morale if I keep scolding Ashton, but I just…"
"We understand," Tyler said. "He is a bit…"
All three turned around to Ashton who just lit a tree on fire.
"Yeah…" Alex remarked.
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(Brown team)
Beth was in the lead with Eva and Todd, behind them was Ashley, Amanda, Erica, Oswald, Marley, Dia and Bud. And keeping a safe distance from the team was Wendy.
"Can we take a break?" Marley whined.
"We've only been walking for ten minutes." Erica said.
"And I need a rest." Marley said. She took a seat on a nearby tree stump and crossed her arms.
Erica scowled. She grabbed Marley by the waist and lifted her over her shoulder. Marley struggled, but not that well.
"Put me down," Marley said.
"No," Erica said, struggling to hold up Marley. "Can someone with upper body strength help me carry this chick?"
The team looked amongst themselves. Ashley and Amanda looked at each other and shook their heads. Todd shook his head automatically. Bud looked at his arms and shook his head. Oswald looked bored and Dia hid behind him. Eva groaned and grabbed Marley.
"Just you?" Erica asked.
"Just me," Eva said.
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(Purple team)
Harold was in the lead with Leshawna, Patrick only a few inches behind them. Behind them were Reginald, Ulrich and Sid and Joe and Walter. Trailing behind the group was Richard and Jessica.
"Don't worry, my years in the badger scouts has trained me in the fine art of map reading!" Harold said.
"You told us this when the challenge began!" Richard yelled.
"This is going to be awesome!" Reginald exclaimed. Richard was completely ignored.
"Yeah, camping is a pretty cool experience." Sid said, looking a little zoned out.
"Hell yeah it is!" Reginald exclaimed, throwing his arms up in the air and scaring the crap out of Walter.
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(Polka dot team)
Quincy was in the lead. The rest of the team was behind her and Vince was way behind them.
"You have a good night with Dominic?" Monique asked Isa with a sly smile.
Isa didn't answer, just smiled slightly.
"Oh, you did," Monique said with enthusiasm.
"Well…" Isa said, blushing and smiling.
"You go girl!" Monique said.
Zoey looked at Isa with wide eyes.
"Oh come on." Isa said, noticing Zoey. "Don't give me that look."
"I'm sorry, I just…" Zoey stammered. "There are cameras everywhere."
"Good," Isa said. "Cause what we did was very photogenic."
"Oh god…" Zoey said.
"c'mon," Isa said. "Don't tell me you and Mike haven't gone that far yet."
Mike and Zoey exchange a quick glance and looked away blushing.
Meanwhile Vince was stomping behind the group muttering. Bianca decided to give him a visit.
"Hey bestie!" Bianca said and gave Vince a hug, much to his displeasure.
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Confessional:
Zoey. "I haven't even thought of me and Mike… doing that and Isa goes ahead and does it with a guy she's barely known!"
Isa. "What? It's not like it's a one night stand, were going to see each other again…" *a concerned look grows on her face.*
Bianca. "This is awesome! A camping trip is just what Vince needs to connect with the team."
Vince. "Kill me."
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(Red team)
"I am going to throttle them!" Heather said.
"I don't think you have the power to do that." Cameron said. "Two of them are after all amazons."
"Whatever," Heather said. "Maybe we should split up, cover more ground that way."
"Wont splitting up the team make things worse?" Hugo asked.
"For once I agree with Heather." Sapphire said and walked off into the woods.
"Whatever," Heather said. She stomped off into the woods with Alejandro close behind.
Matt shrugged and walked off too, leaving Hugo, Cameron, Willow and Brick alone.
Hugo sighed. "Well might as well keep looking."
"Yeah," Brick said.
The four of them walked in awkward silence.
"sooo…." Hugo said, trying to break the silence. "How you doing Willow? You know since the whole… Jeff thing."
"I'm doing okay," Willow said hesitantly. "it hurt at first but I found someone else."
"Did you now?" Hugo said, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah, Leon, he's so sweet." Willow said dreamily.
"Alright…" Hugo said.
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Confessional:
Hugo. "I don't know what it is but I feel that Leon's up to something, picking up a girl right after she was thrown away is all… but I may just be paranoid."
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Sapphire stomped through the woods muttering swears not really paying attention to where she was going. she only stopped when she walked into something, Something that made smile deviously. It was the Geoff idol hanging from a tree by a piece of string.
Sapphire giggled maliciously.
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(Blue team)
The team arrived in a small clearing with a Blue flag on a pole in the middle. There was also a small pond off to the right.
"Here's our campsite." Ezekiel said. "Now we just need to build a shelter, grab some food and build a fire."
"I see a small pond over there." Steve said, pointing out the pond. "I think maybe if I can make a pole I can catch some fish."
"Sounds like a plan." Ezekiel said.
"And me Pete and Keith and gather wood for a fire." Oscar said, grabbing the two by the arm and leading them toward the woods.
"Alright," Ezekiel said idly. "Gerome, Billie, why don't you help me set up the shelter?"
Gerome looked a little stunned and still looked a little stunned when Ezekiel gave him a wink (not understanding what it meant.)
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Confessional:
Ezekiel. "I can understand when Gerome's oblivious to most of the thing I say, but c'mon! A wink is a universal sign!"
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(Green team)
The team came to a clearing with a flag in the middle with their team color. It was also noticeably the grassiest part of the island.
"This is the spot." Noah said.
"Like we wouldn't have noticed." Justin said."
"I think we should get started." Isaac said, trying to keep a fight from breaking out. "I say since Noah got us here and Ben is fast asleep they should take a break." Kurt, who was carrying the unconscious Ben, set him down on the grass.
"Sounds fair," R.J. said. Justin scoffed in protest but everyone ignored him. "And the rest of us will set up camp."
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(Yellow team)
The team managed to reach their campsite too, theirs being on the beach.
"We have arrived at our home camp!" Will announced. "Now time for the hunt!" he then ran off into the woods grabbing Lindsay by the arm and dragging her along.
"I'll help make sure he doesn't do anything stupid." Albert said and he and Dawn followed them.
"While their doing that," Alice said. "Me, Mitch and Greg will build the shelter, the rest of you build the fire." And without another word she left with Mitch and Greg, Much to Mitch's joy and Greg's misfortune.
"I guess that leaves us for the fire," Dakota said, looking at Gilbert, Laura and a bored looking Hector.
"Will took my BFF!" Whined Laura, much to everyone's annoyance.
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(White team)
The team reached their camp, which was surrounded by some white birch trees.
"Me and the boys will grab some fuel for the fire." Nikolas said and without another word he Josh and G-man walked off into the woods.
"Me Hyde and Samson will build the shelter." Carlos said.
"That leaves Gen, Tina and Scott to gather the food." Courtney said.
"And what are you going to do?" Gwen asked.
"Supervise," Courtney said.
"AKA sit on your ass all day." Gwen said and she, Tina and Scott walked off. Courtney scowled.
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(Black team)
The team arrived at the camp where it was in the shadow of an overhanging cliff.
"Explosivo shall build a fire!" Izzy screamed and ran off grabbing Julie and Sven.
"I guess me and Geoff could build the shelter." Bridgette said then looked at Frank and Jimmy looking at Sam. "Frank, Jimmy why don't you help us?"
"Why should we?" Jimmy said.
"Because two loses against nine in an elimination ceremony." Bridgette said.
"Guess that leaves us to the food." Dominic said looking at Christopher, Sam and Crystal.
Christopher sighed. "I might as well bless the food we gather." Crystal rolled her eyes.
"No thanks I had enough walking for one day." Crystal said and sat down on a nearby tree stump.
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Confessional:
Christopher. "Sinners,"
Bridgette. "I hope we can keep Frank and Jimmy from causing trouble…"
Dominic. "This… will probably end terribly."
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(Orange team)
"Finally," Ginger remarked as the team reached their camp, which had many orange coloured poppies here and there.
"Cody, Owen, Vic why don't you three build the shelter. since I don't trust Owen with food." Daniel said.
"Wise decision," Owen said.
"Yuki, Jason, Elisa why don't you gather food?" Daniel said.
"Can't complain," Jason said with a smile in Yuki's direction.
"And then, Me, Ginger and Leon will start the fire." Daniel said.
"Whatever," Ginger said.
The three groups walked off without another word.
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(Pink team)
Their campsite was a small hole in the mountain with a few pink glowing crystals.
"So pretty," Delilah remarked.
"Gregory, Tim why don't we go grab some fire wood." Zach said. The two boys agreed.
"We should build the shelter!" Sadie exclaimed to Katie.
"Yeah, Ron and Delilah can help us!" Katie said.
"We'll do it." Delilah said. Ron grunted and nodded.
"That leaves us for food," Kat said to Xena, Liz and Flora. Flora groaned nervously.
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(Gray team)
They had arrived at their camp, theirs had a few boulders scattered here and there.
Alex stood upon one of the boulders and faced his team. "Okay guys time to set up camp. Me, Bill and Gidget will set up the shelter. Cory Hank and Tyler, you gather food. Ashton… you can light the fire…"
Ashton smiled for the first time.
"Trent, Zavier and Xavier, keep an eye on him." Alex said.
"On it," Xavier said.
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Confessional:
Gidget. "Who does Alex think he is taking up the mantle of team leader? I swear if Geoff was here he wouldn't stand for this!" *she swoons*
Ashton. "Best. Day. Ever."
Tyler. "I think I know why Alex didn't want me working on the shelter… or the fire." *he smiles weakly, then a raccoon falls from the ceiling and mauls him*
Raccoon. "Geez hooz baak!"
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(Brown team)
The team arrived at the campsite which had a few mud puddles scattered here and there.
"Well let's get started," Eva said.
"Since were probably way behind." Erica said, giving a sideways glance at Marley.
"Right," Eva said. "Beth, Todd and me will build the shelter."
"Why them?" Amanda asked.
"Because they annoy me the least." Eva said. "And my happiness is vital for your survival."
"Fair enough," Bud said. "Me and the redhead twins can handle the fire."
"That leaves Marley, Oswald, Dia, Wendy and me." Erica said.
"No thanks doll I think I'll sit this one out." Oswald said.
Eva was about to make Oswald change his mind but Beth stopped her.
"Fine, Marley, Dia, Wendy and me will gather the food." Erica said.
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(Purple team)
The team arrived at their camp site which had a few dead logs scattered here and there.
"Looks like we already have fire wood." Walter said.
"And luckily I have my badger scout training to help us light the fire." Harold said proudly.
"Cool," Sid said. "You do that and me and the boys will build a shelter with the left over's." he pointed to Ulrich and Reginald.
"And me and Walter can grab the food." Joe said. Walter nodded. The two of them ran off into the woods.
"Let's get started!" Harold said.
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Confessional:
Leshawna. "Is it just me or are Joe and Walter a little more talkative without Carrie around?"
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(Polka dot team)
They arrived at their camp which was atop a small hill.
"Well, let's get started." Zoey said.
"Me, B and D.J. can handle the shelter." Adam said. The two other boys agreed and went off into the woods.
"Dean, Isa why don't we all go get the fire ready." Mike said. They agreed too and left with Zoey.
"That leaves us for food…" Monique said to Vince, Bianca and Quincy. "God, why do I feel like we're the most boring team on the show?"
"yay! Besties!" Bianca exclaimed and hugged Vince, much to his annoyance.
"You were saying?" Quincy asked.
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(Sapphire)
She had a new lease in life. The idol barely concealed in the pocket of her jeans.
"Hey baby," said a familiar voice.
"Oh god not you." Sapphire said as Miguel emerged from the woods.
Miguel ran up to Sapphire and put an arm around her.
"Fancy meeting you out here." Miguel said.
"What are you doing here, where's your team?" Sapphire said.
"I ditched them a while ago." Miguel said. "but enough talky and a little more action." He leaned in for a kiss and was kneed in the groin.
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Confessional:
Sapphire. "No matter what I do I can't escape that pig!"
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(Oscar, Pete, Keith)
The three boys were wandering around picking up fallen trigs and other dead wood.
"We've gathered quite a haul." Keith said.
"You said it," said Lopez, Keith's pet skull.
Oscar looked around as if to make sure the coast was clear.
"Guys I need to talk to you," Oscar said.
"About what?" Pete asked.
"About our strategy," Oscar said.
"Shouldn't we wait until Steve and Charlie are here?" Pete asked.
"I hate to do this to Steve I really do." Oscar lied. "But I'm afraid he may not react well to what I'm about to say... we have to keep Billie pissed off at Gerome."
"What why?" Pete asked.
"Because it takes the target off our backs." Oscar said. "She'll be our cannon fodder!"
"That doesn't seem right…" Keith said.
"Listen we're going to have to play dirty if we want to win in this game." Oscar said.
Pete and Keith looked at each other with an unsure look on his face.
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(Steve)
Steve was sitting on the edge of the small pond with a make shift fishing pole. sitting next to him was Charlie.
"I completely agree with you," Steve said to Charlie.
"Wait you can understand him?" Blaineley asked.
"Not at first but I think I'm seeing a pattern." Steve said.
"theresnopatternmywordsarejustjumbledtogetherbecauseimspeakingataspeedthatshoudntbepossible!" Charlie said.
"I know," Steve said to Charlie. Blaineley Just looked confused.
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(Isaac and Emerald)
The two of them were carrying fire wood for their camp.
"Where did Miguel head off to?" Emerald asked.
"I'm not quite sure…" Isaac said. "He said his Chica senses were tingling then he ran off."
"Oh men and their hormones." Emerald said.
"Indeed, they just can't control themselves." Isaac said.
The two just laughed and continued on searching food wood.
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(Duncan, R.J. and Justin)
"Why is she with us instead of Kurt?" Justin asked.
"I was about to ask the same thing." R.J. said. Duncan laughed and high fived R.J.
Justin looked confused. "I don't get it."
"I called you a girl." R.J. said. "cause you have the same name as that lesbian Justin Beiber."
Justin scowled. "Yeah, well any way, again I ask. Why are you with us instead of Kurt? We need him to help build the shelter."
"Why Kurt? I'm an actual trained mechanic and contractor!" R.J. said.
Justin looked shocked. "But… you can't be… those kind of women are…. Hideous."
"Actually most of the women are pretty hot." R.J. said.
"How do they look?" Duncan asked.
"Black hair, tattoos and piercings everywhere." R.J. said. "Why do you want to know? Don't you have a girlfriend?"
"Just asking," Duncan said.
"I bet most of those girls are masculine…"Justin said.
"Actually, I'm the more masculine of the girls in the garage." R.J. said and motioned to her slim figure.
"One of these days I'm going to have to bring my bike to your garage." Duncan said.
"You have a girlfriend." R.J. pointed out.
"Oh right," Duncan said.
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(Mitch, Greg and Alice)
The three stomped through the woods with Alice in the lead. Mitch tried to hit on Alice… without success.
"What up babe?" Mitch said.
"Leave me alone." Alice said, tired.
Mitch stood there stunned; Greg gave him a questioning look but shrugged it off.
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Confessional:
Mitch. "What happened to her fight? She's not hot anymore." *he pouts* "… okay she's still hot."
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(Nikolas, Josh, G-man)
The three boys were wandering in the woods finding building materials.
"Your pretty quiet lately Josh." Nikolas said.
Josh hushed Nikolas. "The penguin people are watching."
"Ah, never mind." Nikolas said.
As the three boys walked a bird in a nest chirped merrily with a worm in its mouth waiting for its eggs to hatch. The eggs shook and cracked and out came the baby birds. The momma bird chirped excitedly and started to feed the newborn birds. One of the babies wouldn't eat so out of anger the momma bird threw it out of the tree (harsh) and it hit Nikolas in the head.
"l'inferno?" exclaimed Nikolas. He looked down at what hit his head, but it wasn't a baby bird, it was the Duncan idol.
"What luck!" Josh exclaimed as Nikolas picked up the idol.
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(Tina, Gwen, Scott)
"I can't believe her!" Gwen exclaimed, kicking a rock. "Staying behind and supervising!"
"Whatever," Tina said rolling her eyes.
"I thought you two were friends?" Scott asked.
"It's a long story," Gwen scowled.
"Okay," Scott replied. "I'm just going to go over here now."
He left Gwen to her ranting and went off into the woods alone.
"So going to get her for talking about my lady like that." Scott said. He then walked into a flagpole. "The hell is this doing in the middle of…" he stopped when he looked up and saw something atop the pole. It was an idol in his own likeness. Scott smiled.
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(Courtney)
She stomped through the woods mumbling and complaining about Gwen.
From up above she heard a bird chirping. She looked up and saw it in its nest. Out of fury she picked up a stone and threw it at the bird. It missed and hit the nest. The nest fell and with it, the Tyler idol. Courtney, surprised, picked up the idol and smiled.
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(Izzy, Julie, Sven)
"Izzy, why did you drag us out here?" Julie asked. "We would have come if you asked."
"I know but Izzy needed to speak to you." Izzy said.
"Then why did you grab Sven?" Julie asked.
"Because he needs to be relevant!" Izzy said.
"Eh, I'll be relevant later…" Sven said.
"Okay," Julie said. "What did you need to talk to me about?"
"Adam," Izzy said.
"Isn't he dreamy?" Julia said.
"He is," Izzy said. "But that's not my point, he's…." but she never got to finish her sentence.
A bear jumped out from the foliage and growled at the three. Julie screamed, Izzy cheered and Sven yawned.
The bear charged at the group, Julie ran off, Sven just stood there and Izzy jumped into the air laughing like a maniac and landed on top of the bear and rode it like a bull.
"yeeehaaaw!" Izzy exclaimed. "Julie hand me a lasso!"
Julie, hiding behind a rock, nodded and threw Izzy her lasso. Izzy caught the lasso and started tying it around the bear's neck. Izzy started leading the bear like a horse. She got off the bear and hog tyed it.
"Now let's see who the real culprit is!" Izzy exclaimed. She wrapped her hands around the bears growling head.
"Izzy I'm not sure if…" Julie started but stopped when Izzy ripped the bears head off revealing Eli.
"It's Eli!" Izzy exclaimed
"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that psycho hose bitch!" Eli said.
"You mean beast?" Izzy said.
"I know what I said!" Eli replied.
…...
Confessional:
Eli. "That crazy white girl almost broke my wrist. I was only foolin'."
Vanessa. "I can't believe Chris let Eli wear a bear costume and try and scare the contestants. That's just…'
Chris. "… Show biz baby! Also why in hell are my employees using the confessional? They're for contestants only!"
Alyx. *fast asleep and snoring*
Jake. *looking at self in mirror* "who's a pretty boy? You're a pretty boy!"
Alan. "I'm kind of scared that to ask Chris for a raise. Cause my girl friend has been asking me for a while if we were going to move in together after college and…"
Scruffy. "Awful lot of suggested animal death in this story so far huh?"
Bennett. *stares at camera and breathing heavily*
Chef. "It's just so hard working for Chris; he's just so heartless…. He didn't even remember my birthday!"
Raccoons: *translated from Raccoonese!*
Moe. "Okay tonight's the night we rub out Bennett, he's been digging through our trash cans."
Raccoon. "Shouldn't we get rid of that camera before we start talking about murder?" *he points to camera*
Moe. "Scatter boys we've been found out!" *the raccoons run away*
Izzy. "You know in all that excitement I forgot to tell Julie what I was going to tell her. Oh well, next time."
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(Owen, Cody, Vic)
The three boys were walking through the woods talking, telling jokes and laughing. You know. boy stuff.
The boys stopped when they noticed a small boulder with a circle with the Roman numeral 'I' in it. Although this was not as alluring as what was on top of the boulder, an idol in Owen's likeness.
"Oh cool," Cody said.
Owen when straight for the idol and picked it up. "Whoa… it looks just like me!"
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(Leon, Ginger, Daniel)
"Quite a lovely day for a camping trip." Daniel said after a long awkward silence.
"what's your game?" Leon asked.
"What do you mean?" Daniel asked.
"Why did you bring us along?" Leon asked. "I doubt very likely that you just wanted to talk about the weather."
Daniel sighed. "Very well, you found me out. I brought you out here for a reason."
"Which is," Ginger asked.
"A secret alliance meeting." Daniel said.
"You want us to betray one of the others don't you?" Leon said, his face expressionless.
Daniel looked shocked and silent before saying. "Yuki,"
"You mean the Asian chick?" Ginger said.
"Yes, she and Jason are dangerously close. I'm afraid they may start forming a secret alliance." Daniel said.
"Afraid? You mean you don't know? I thought you were psychic." Ginger said.
"I had to promise I wouldn't use my power for thing like that…" Daniel lied.
Leon started to wander off.
"Where are you going?" Ginger asked.
"To take a piss." Leon said. And walked out of sight.
Once he was out of earshot he said. "Imbecile! He has no idea the consequences of his actions!"
He kicked at something and it flew and hit the side of a tree. The object looked strange enough for Leon to want to inspect it. And he was happy when he did; he had discovered the Katie idol.
"Perhaps I will save that fool… perhaps."
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(Kat, Xena, Flora, Liz)
The four girls walked through the woods, Liz had an armful of apples. The four of them were in an awkward silence.
The silence was broken by Liz. "I think we should start an alliance."
The three other girls stopped and glared at her, except Xena who looked frightened.
"What? Why?" Flora responded.
"Because the guys obviously and if they are then they'll no doubt take us all out one by one!" Liz yelled.
"Girl this game is making you paranoid." Kat said.
"You've seen how their always together!" Liz said.
"Except for Ron." Kat said.
"Whatever, they know their outnumbered…" Liz started but was interrupted.
"I'm sorry Liz but we can't do this. They're our friends and we can't talk about them behind their back." Kat said.
Liz scowled.
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(Alex, Bill, Gidget)
The three searched the wood for supplies.
"So Bill what do you do?" Alex asked.
"I'm a professional skateboarder." Bill said.
"Cool you have any sponsors?" Alex asked.
"A few," Bill said.
"Oh god, all you skateboarders are nothing but a bunch of wannabes!" Gidget screamed and walked off.
"Jeez, what's her deal?" Bill said.
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(Cory, Hank, Tyler)
"So Hank, why did you sign up for the show?" Tyler asked.
"The million dollars," Hank said plainly.
"Yeah, well obviously." Tyler said. "But is that all? No big like higher reason?"
"Nope," Hank said.
"What about you Cory?" Tyler asked.
"I wanted to prove that not all male models are dumb." Cory said. "I have a degree in biology, psychology and criminal justice."
"But you work as a model?" Hank said.
"It pays more and I don't have to do anything really but stay in shape and pose." Cory said.
"Isn't that kind of a waste?" Tyler asked.
"Not really," Cory said. "I've met a few porn stars who have degrees in English, Science and all that but still do what they do."
"… How do you know..."
"I'm a model; I tend to meet people in that business." Cory said. "But not that way! I do have some dignity!" he added quickly when Hank and Tyler gave him a weird look.
"We'll take your word for it." Hank said.
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(Marley, Erica, Dia, Wendy)
Erica and Dia lead the small group with Marley trying to catch up to them and Wendy trying to keep her distance.
"What made you join total drama?" Dia asked.
"I lost a bet." Erica said.
"Oh, I just wanted to be famous." Dia said.
The whistling part of the total drama theme started playing then ended. Erica and Dia looked around confused then shrugged.
"You know there are more important things in the world than being famous." Erica said.
"Like what?" Dia asked.
"Like making friends, maybe learn a new language, improve yourself, read a book, live your life without hate. You know important stuff!" Erica said.
"You think those are important?" Dia asked.
"Well, more important than being famous." Erica said.
"Wow I wouldn't have figured you to be so deep." Wendy said.
"That's what happens when you get to know people," Erica said. "They aren't as black and white as they seem to think they are."
"True," Wendy said thoughtfully.
Dia whimpered and took a few steps from Wendy.
"What's wrong with you?" Erica said.
"I… I…. I don't like Wendy!" Dia said and whimpered.
Wendy scoffed.
"How come?" Erica asked.
"She tried to bite me twice!" Dia said.
"Is that all?" Erica said.
Dia stammered. "Yeah,"
"Did she apologise?" Erica asked.
"I…I… yes she did…" Dia said. "But then she tried to bite me again!"
"Did you?" Erica asked Wendy.
"I… yeah I did." Wendy said.
"Then apologize." Erica said.
"What? I… ugh fine I'm sorry." Wendy said.
"Like you mean it." Erica said.
"I…" she tried to protest but failed. She sighed. "I'm sorry," she said fighting back tears.
"I forgive you!" Dia said bursting into tears and hugging Wendy.
…...
Confessional:
Erica. "yeesh women drama. I'm used to this kind of thing, I have like seven younger siblings at home and I have to act as the mature one."
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(Zoey, Mike, Dean, Isa)
The four of them walked through the woods in awkward silence.
"So you," Zoey said.
"Yeah," Isa said.
"But why? There are cameras everywhere.
"Would you drop it!" Isa said. "C'mon what's the big deal; it wasn't some one night stand!"
"What's going on?" Dean asked.
"Just hope it ends soon." Mike said.
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(Monique, Quincy, Vince, Bianca)
"My favourite movie is home alone… no wait! Fluke!... no wait…" Bianca was currently naming her favourite movie to her new 'bff' Vince. Who in turn was holding his hands over his ears like he was trying to crush his brain.
"no….. Second hand lions!... no wait…. Twilight!"
"I've had it!" Vince screamed and ran off into the woods.
"He must really need to go to the bathroom." Bianca said.
"Girl you got a lot to learn." Monique said.
Vince continued to run until he reached a clearing with a lone dead tree in the middle. He stopped running when he ran into said tree.
Vince laid on his back mumbling until something fell from the tree and fell on his crotch.
Vince looked up cursing and saw that the thing that hit him was an idol modeled after Gwen…
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Chris sat in the control room with a couple of the interns; he faced the camera and smiled at it.
"Looks like things are heating up!" Chris said. "I'm almost too afraid to switch to commercial lest we miss something important."
"Something tells me we won't." Alyx said.
"Whatever," Chris said. "We'll be right back after this message from our sponsors."
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(Willow, Hugo, Brick, Cameron)
The sun had gone down. The four were sitting on the branches of a tree while a bear circled around them.
"Did I mention I don't like camping?" Cameron said.
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(Blue team)
Gerome, Ezekiel, Billie, and Sierra had gathered some supplies and were currently building their shelter. Oscar and his group had a measly fire burning and over it were some fish on a stick roasting.
"All in all I think we made a… survivable camp site." Ezekiel said as they put the finishing touches to their shelter.
The team took a few steps back at the finished shelter, admiring their work. And then it fell to pieces.
"This is all your fault!" Billie said, pointing an accusing finger at Gerome. "If you weren't so… so… so… argh!" she lifted the leftovers of the shelter and threw it into the fire.
"Whoa! What's going on?' Oscar asked.
"That's that crazy bitch doing?" Blaineley asked.
"Oh look your girlfriends here to defend you!" Billie said to Gerome.
"What?" Gerome said.
"I know you've been messing around with Blaineley behind my back!" Billie said.
"I've not done such thing!" Gerome said. Everyone looked at him weird.
"He means he has done no such thing." Ezekiel said.
"Liar!" Billie said on the verge of tears. "You, like every man I've ever fallen in love with have taken my trust and…"
"Billie," Gerome said softly.
"Don't Billie me!" Billie said. "Why don't you just leave me alone!"
"No," Gerome said. He grabbed Billie. "Listen Billie, I haven't done anything with Blaineley, you k know why? Because I love you. Nothing will stop that."
Billie looked shocked. "Oh… Gerome."
The two then hugged and most of the team aw'ed.
"You guys have only known each other for a week!" Blaineley yelled.
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Confessional:
Billie and Gerome.
Billie. "Oh I'm so sorry I ever doubted you."
Gerome. "It's okay."
Oscar. "Unbelievable, there goes my cannon fodder!"
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The intercom crackled to life and Chris's voice came up.
"Attention campers, it's time for my ghost story!" Chris said. "I hope you're ready to wet yourselves."
Chris cleared his throat and began to tell the tale.
"Many years ago, during revenge of the island, a very handsome man rented the island out to become a total toxic waste dump. Unknown to the residents of the island the toxic waste had a… mutative quality to it and it mutated the majority of the resident animals from squirrels to toads to bears… then one day thirteen campers came to the island in hopes of earning one million dollars, not knowing the danger that awaited them. A large black bear with red eyes, red stained teeth, a large scar running down it's left eye, large patches of fur were missing and worse of all large black dagger like claws to rip it's victims to pieces. One by one the campers were eaten by this monster bear. After revenge of the island, we had our janitor scruffy hunt down and destroy all of the left over mutations, except for one… the monster bear. Scruffy tried to hunt down and kill this bear but the bear got away…"
"A worthy adversary," Scruffy said.
"To this day the bear haunts these woods. He could be anywhere, even right behind you!" he screamed the last part but no one reacted. They all rolled their eyes.
"We're not dead!"Dakota screamed.
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(Green team)
The members of green team were sitting around their fire.
"Well that was a waste." Duncan said.
"It wasn't even scary." Miguel said.
"I can tell a better story than that!" Duncan said.
"Is it that serial killer one you told last season?" Noah asked.
"… Maybe," Duncan said.
Ben snored.
"Well Ben has the right idea." R.J. said. She stood up and stretched. "Time to hit the sack,"
"Agreed," Isaac said. Everyone stood up and headed for their shelter.
"This has been a pretty easy challenge." Natasha said.
As they all went to bed a large black bear, hidden by the shadows, snuck by and ate their food.
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Confessional:
Emerald. "I wonder why Chris told that story… wasn't even that scary… if I know Chris he probably has something planned.
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(Yellow team)
They were all sitting around their fire, they were pretty much quiet. The only ones missing were Lindsay, Dawn and Will
"Where the hell is Will?" Mitch said.
"Speak of the devil, there he is." Dakota said.
Will came out of the woods with a triumphant look on his face and a sack full of things that were making the bottom turn brownish.
"We have conquered!" Will said as Dawn and Lindsay came out of the woods behind him. horror painted on their faces.
"What happened?" Laura asked.
"B...b…b…b…. Bunnies!" Lindsay screamed then burst into tears.
"At least we know what's in the sack." Alice said.
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(White team)
The group sat around their fire. Gwen and Courtney were sitting at opposite sides glaring at each other.
"I thought you guys were friends." Hyde said.
"We were!" Gwen and Courtney yelled in unison.
Scared, Hyde hid behind Carlos.
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Confessional:
Carlos. "There's a lot of tension going on between Gwen and Courtney. I wonder what happened to break apart their friendship… "
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(Black team)
"Well, that story was stupid."Bridgette said then yawned. "Bed time," she stood up and headed for their poorly made shelter.
"I am not sleeping in that." Crystal remarked.
"Then you can sleep on the ground." Bridgette said. Her and Geoff entered the shelter.
Crystal growled and entered the tent. Everyone else entered the Shelter but Jimmy, Frank and Dominic (who had fallen asleep at the base of a tree.)
Once he was sure everyone was in the shelter and out of ear shot, Jimmy whispered to Frank.
"Check out what I found." Jimmy said and pulled out a wooden idol the shape of Heather.
"How'd you find it?" Frank said amazed.
"I tripped over it in some tall grass." Jimmy said. He stared at the idol with a crazy look on his face. "This will make things interesting…"
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(Orange team)
"You think Chris was just pulling our legs about the bear right?" Elisa said. "I mean, he wouldn't let us get attacked by a bear right?"
The only response she received was a glare from Cody.
"It's just that… I'm afraid of bears." Elisa said.
"That's' alright," Yuki said. "There's nothing to be ashamed of, we're all afraid of something. For instance I'm afraid of volcanos."
"I don't think it's a wise idea to reveal our fears at this moment." Daniel said. "After all, Chris's eyes are everywhere."
"I doubt Chris will be able to exploit all of our fears." Jason said.
"It pays to be cautious." Daniel said.
"C'mon there's no way Chris will be able to figure out all hundred and thirty two contestant's fears." Cody said.
"Chris has his ways." Daniel said.
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(Pink team)
"You don't think that bear story was real do you?" Sadie asked.
"Of course not it was just Chris trying to mess with us." Katie said.
Out in the distance, a wolf howled into the night.
"Of course it is always better to assume some one's telling the truth when you're stuck in the middle of the wilderness." Zach said.
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(Gray team)
The team was surrounding the enormous fire that Ashton had created. They stared at it in awe, especially Ashton.
"At least he's good for something." Gidget said.
"Yeah, after this he's going to burn down the cabin." Hank said.
"Can't argue with that logic." Alex said. He looked at Ashton and shivered. "Alright team I think its best we turn in for the…." But he stopped midsentence when they all heard a rustling in the nearby bushes.
"What is it?" Gidget asked nervously.
"It's Just Chris messing with us." Xavier said.
Zavier cupped his hands around his mouth. "Cut it out you wanker!"
Just then a large black bear popped out of the bushes. It had glowing red eyes, a scar running down the left one. It had large shiny ivory teeth and claws like daggers. Large patched of fur were missing from its torso and scar that may have been where buckshot had struck it.
The bear charged toward the contestants who screamed in terror. The contestants scattered except for Ashton who continued to admire his handy work.
The bear charged for Ashton but stopped when it saw his fire. The bear growled and ran off.
"The hell?" Trent said.
"Well… that happened," Bill said.
…...
Cameron, Hugo, Brick, Willow continued their search. Joining them were Matt, Sapphire, Heather and Alejandro.
"Well, splitting up failed." Alejandro said.
"Like Mayberry R.F.D." Cameron said.
"There's no way were going to find those muscle brains." Heather said.
Then they heard heavy footsteps coming from behind. They turned around and saw a large black bear headed straight for them.
The contestants screamed and ran, the bear in hot pursuit.
"Why don't you go make friends!" Matt said to willow and tripped her.
"Ow you jerk!" Willow said.
Everyone kept running except Cameron, Hugo and Brick who went back to help Willow.
"Thanks guys," Willow said.
The four campers were then covered in a large black shadow. The bear stood over them on its hind legs. The bear growled in their faces and prepared to strike them with its claws. The campers closed their eyes and waited to be torn to pieces.
BAM! The bear yelped in pain and ran off with its paws over its smoking rump. The contestants opened their eyes and saw Scruffy standing over them with a shot gun.
"Bear thirty-seven, Scruffy eighty." Scruffy said as he cocked the gun and walked off.
"The hell…" Brick said.
Hugo sighed. "Let's just go find our teammates."
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The next morning…
Chris's voice came over the intercom waking everyone up. "Rise and shine, time to announce the winner and quick we only have three hours till elimination.
"Now after studying the footage carefully it is clear to us that only two teams are unworthy of victory….
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"Red and Blue team.
"Blue team because they neither have Food, shelter or fire. And Red team because… well most of the team never even made it the camp site.
"But only one team will be going to the bonfire ceremony and even though not every member of Red team reached the campsite there are a few that did make it and did a wonderful job. So without further ado I announce BLUE team has lost their second challenge in a row!"
The members of Blue team stood up from the ground from which they slept on, groaning.
"I'm sorry guys," Billie said. "It's all my fault."
"Yeah it is," Oscar said. Steve looked at him surprised.
Gerome gave Oscar an angry look then put an arm around Billie. "c'mon let's get out of here."
The team slowly left the campsite due to their aches.
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Confessional:
Oscar: "I'm going to have to work fast. I was depending on Billie to continue hating Gerome, but now she has to go."
Gerome. "Oscars going down,"
…...
Billie, Gerome, Ezekiel, Sierra walked together out of hearing distance from Oscar ad his group.
"We need to eliminate Oscar," Ezekiel said.
"But he has the majority," Billie said.
"Not quite," Sierra said and pointed toward Blaineley. "If we can get her to vote for Oscar then we'll at least have a tie breaker."
"It's worth a try," Gerome said and held Billie's hand.
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Oscar's alliance stayed out of everyone's hearing distance and discussed the Elimination.
"Billie has to go." Oscar said.
"Well she did tear up the camp." Pete said.
"True that," Keith said.
"I'm not sure…" Steve said.
"C'mon Steve," Oscar said and put an arm around his shoulders. "Don't you want to vote with your friends?"
Steve didn't answer, he just nodded.
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An hour later the ten contestants sat at the bonfire ceremony, each one sat in their own group. Ezekiel, Gerome, Sierra and Billie sat on one side while Oscar and his alliance sat at the other. Blaineley sat in the back.
"Did you get her to vote with us?" Sierra asked Ezekiel. Ezekiel just shrugged.
"Welcome back Blue team!" Chris announced as he arrived at his oil drum with a plate of tiki idols. "So weird having an elimination in the middle of the day. But I digress, were here because you're the only team other than Orange to go to be here twice, and in a row too! I'm impressed."
"Let's get this over with!" Blaineley screamed.
"Fine," Chris said. "You voted for your favourite loser, yadda yadda, if you receive a tiki head, blah blah blah, they're filled with coffee because you might need it."
"I don't think Charlie should have Caffine," Steve said.
"His is decaf," Chris said and threw Charlie an idol.
"Steve, you're safe to," Chris said and threw one to Steve.
"Sierra!
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"Gerome,
"Blaineley,"
The only two left were Billie and Oscar.
"You two have each received at least one vote!" Chris said.
Oscar smiled smugly. Gerome held on to Billie's hand.
"And the person with the least votes is….
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"Oscar!" Chris announced and threw him an idol.
"NO!" Gerome shouted.
Billie was on the verge of tears.
"Sorry Billie but it's your time to go." Chris said.
Billie sighed and nodded. She, with the help of Gerome, walked down the dock of shame onto the boat of losers.
"Win," Billie said to Gerome and kissed him.
The boat then took off. Billie sat down and sighed again.
"The first nice guy I meet and now I can even be near him." Billie said.
"Do not worry Frauline you will see him again," Haken said.
Meanwhile back at the dock stood Chris with a depressed Gerome.
"Now wasn't that… exciting…well that's it for today see you again next time for more...
"BIG
BAD
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ISLAND!
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[1] The four raccoons sat on the dock looking toward the beach.
"Hey Austin, what's Donna doing sticking her rump in the lake?" Moe asked.
"I think Scruffy shot her in the ass." Austin said.
"Looks like the old man finally got the better of her." Moe said solemnly.
"LOLOLOLOLOLOL." The leet coon said.
"Callarse Eliot," Ricky said.
"n0 u," Eliot said.
…...
Next time: the contestants learn that there's nothing to fear but fear itself… and chickens… and spiders…and slenderman... Next time!
…...
END
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Votes:
Billie. "From what Gerome's been telling me Oscar is like… the main villain or something…" (Oscar)
Gerome. "Oz'car iz going to pay!... when I get angry my accent gets more…theek…" (Oscar)
Ezekiel. "Oscar will cause problems if he stays any longer." (Oscar)
Sierra. "I helped fix a total drama relationship! I am so blogging this… oh also I vote for Oscar!" (Oscar)
Blaineley. "Me," (Blaineley)
Charlie. "IvoteBilliebecauseOscarsaysitsessentialtomysurvival." (Billie)
Steve. "I'm not too sure about this… but I have to vote for Billie." (Billie)
Oscar. "I appear to be losing my grip on Steve. Oh well once I get rid of Billie I can get rid of him." (Billie)
Pete. "Sorry, but you cost us the challenge," (Billie)
Keith. "Sorry girl just doing what I need to survive." (Billie said.
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Totals
Billie. 5.
Oscar. 4.
Blaineley. 1.
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(Teams)
Red
Heather: The Queen bee.
Alejandro: The arch villain.
Cameron: Wide eyed bubble boy.
Sapphire: The bitch.
Willow: Animal rights activist.
Hugo: Mellowed out dude.
Matt: The jerk.
Collette: Gym girl.
Jo: Take no prisoners jock-ette.
Brick: Cadet.
Lightning: Overachiever.
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Blue
Gerome: The weird foreigner.
Ezekiel: Home school.
Sierra: the uber fan.
Blaineley: The one who's not suppose to be here.
Charlie; The sugar rush
Steve: The nice guy.
Oscar; The controller
Pete: The movie buff
Keith: The weirdo.
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Green
Duncan: The delinquent.
Noah: High I.Q.
Justin: The eye candy.
Isaac: Mr. perfect.
Miguel: The muscle.
Ben: The narcoleptic.
Kurt: The epic
R.J.: the tomboy.
Emerald: Total drama spy
Natasha: The Shy Swede.
Tommy: Silent guy.
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Yellow
Mitch: The athlete.
Greg: The silent Latino mechanic.
Lindsay: The dumb princess.
Dawn: The Moonchild.
Albert: The scheming chef.
Gilbert: The deaf guy.
Hector: The Goth guy.
Dakota: The fame hound.
Laura: The annoying girl.
Will: The larper.
Alice: The acrobat.
…..
White
Gwen: The loner.
Courtney: The type A.
Scott: The devious.
Nikolas: The Italian Mafioso.
Josh: The conspiracy theorist.
g-man: The gangster.
Hyde: The boy with a secret.
Tina: The Hawaiian girl.
Samson: The computer nerd.
Carlos: The gay guy.
…
Black
Izzy: Psycho hose beast.
Bridgette: The surfer girl.
Geoff: The party dude.
Crystal: Rich girl
Christopher: Over the top Christian.
Frank: The biker.
Jimmy: The bully.
Dominic: Punk rocker.
Sven: Lazy guy.
Julie: The unlucky in love cowgirl.
Sam: The nice guy gamer.
…..
Orange
Cody: The geek.
Owen: The lovable oaf.
Yuki: Japanese tourist.
Daniel: The TV psychic.
Elisa: The cheerleader.
Jason: The prankster.
Vic: Mellow out rocker.
Leon: The French antagonist.
Ginger: Controller girl
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Pink
Katie: The sweet girl.
Sadie: The sweet girls friend.
Zach: The know it all.
Gregory: The poet.
Kat: Artsy chick.
Xena: quiet girl.
Ron: Blue collar guy.
Delilah: The French girl.
Tim: the male twin.
Liz: The female twin.
Flora: The nervous eater.
….
Gray
Tyler: The accident prone jock.
Trent: The cool musician.
Gidget: Girl who lives in her swimsuit.
Bill: Cool skater dude.
Ashton: The pyro.
Zavier: The brit.
Xavier: The other brit.
Alex: The soccer team captain.
Hank: Small fry.
Cory: the male model with a brain.
….
Brown
Eva: The female bully.
Beth: The wannabe.
Todd: the dork.
Bud: The sneak.
Ashley: Female twin 1.
Amanda: Female twin 2.
Wendy: Crazy witch girl.
Oswald: The scam artist.
Marley: The anorexic girl.
Erica: The sarcastic chick.
Dia: The follower.
…
Purple
Harold: The dweeb.
Leshawna: The sister with a 'tude.
Joe: The panophobe.
Patrick: Creepy stalker guy.
Reginald: The sports fan
Walter: Nerdy kid.
Ulrich: Surfer dude
Richard: Rich kid.
Jessica: Fabulous girl.
Sid: Beach bum.
….
Polka dot
D.J.: the brick house with a heart.
Zoey: The indie chick.
Adam: The cowboy.
Dean: Disco fan.
Quincy: Genuine psychic.
Vince: The easily annoyed.
B: strong, silent genius.
Mike: Multiple personality.
Isa: Punk rock girl.
Bianca: Kind girl
Monique: Streets girl
….
(Employees)
Alan: The skirmish medic/ apprentice chef.
Scruffy: The mysterious janitor.
Bennett: The mentally disturbed D.J.
Haken: The German Boat of loser's captain.
Jake: The womanizing intern.
Vanessa: The only intern that does a f***ing thing.
Alyx: The sleepy intern.
Eli: The Black Panther intern.
Arthur: The animal lover/aftermath commentator.
(And the animals!)
Ricky: Spanish raccoon.
Moe: Mobster boss raccoon.
Austin: normal raccoon.
Eliot: leet speak raccoon
Donna: scary bear.
….
(Idols still in play)
Tdi cast: Immunity plus a extra vote. (22 left)
Tdwt cast: Extra vote. (3 left)
Tdri cast: Immunity. (12 left)
Chris: Immunity plus a second effect.
Scruffy: Advantage in a challenge.
Bennett: Switch immunity.
Haken: The sole vote.
Jake: Extra vote.
Vanessa: Minus one vote from yourself.
Alyx: Choose whose vote doesn't count.
Eli: Switch vote.
…..
(Eliminated)
1. Staci: the compulsive liar.
2. Jeff: the hippie?
3. Lewis: the sexist fat loser.
4. Anne Maria: Jersey shore reject.
5. Carrie: Angry girl.
6. Lazlo: The jersey boy.
7. Billie: The jealous girlfriend.
….
Authors note.
Billie's gone, so sad. I actually originally intended for her and Gerome to not make up I originally was going to have Billie go crazy, get voted off then stalk Gerome for the rest of the season. But I felt there needed to be closer, even if that means eliminating a potential running gag…
I created Billie with only one thing in mind… to hook up right off the bat and that's just about it, she wasn't that deep of a character and I had no real other use for her other than t be suspicious of Gerome. She's also a character that had not appeared in the original BBTDI.
[1] Can you guess what movie this is from? It's the same movie that inspired me to make the raccoon group.
