Authors note.
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Disclaimer: I do not own the total drama series or any of the characters.
Warning: This episode includes occasional explicit language, some minor sexual references, and some other offensive stuff.
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Episode 12: UPDH. Ultimate paintball deer hunt.
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"Last time on total drama!" Chris said. "Our contestants made a little boat trip to boney island. It's all fun and games until someone is mauled by a wooly beaver. We had our contestants take a leisurely boat trip to scenic Boney Island. Alex the team leader and Ashton the pyro were at each other's neck. And even though Grey team lost, they didn't have to vote anyone off. Lucky them Bud was discovered to have a laptop on the island. Because of this Bud was automatically disqualified. Who will go next? Find out now on BIG BAD TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"
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Collette was jogging in the woods when Lightning ran up next to her.
"What do you want?" Collette asked.
"Lightning was going to say that you and me should work out together some time." Lightning said.
"Um… no," Collette said and sped up.
Lightning glared at her. Because he wasn't paying attention he ran straight into a tree.
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Confessional:
Collette. "I'm not surprised Lightning is hitting on me. Most of the guys at my gym stare at me from across the room while I do squats. It was just a matter of time before one of the muscle heads here fell I love with me."
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Willow was sitting on a log in the woods; she was smiling and humming happily. She looked from left to right. She appeared to be looking for someone. The she saw the shape of a human form emerge from the woods. It was Leon.
"You came!" Willow exclaimed. She rushed over to Leon and hugged him. Leon hugged back but not as enthusiastically.
"Of course I did." Leon said and smiled. "Was there ever any doubt?"
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Confessional:
Leon. "With Bud gone I now no longer now fully what's going on in the game. I wonder what he wished to achieve by giving me this information though. Oh well he served his purpose. Now I must go by my wits in order to survive. That means returning to some old 'friends'."
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(Blue team, boy's side)
Gerome and Ezekiel glared at Oscar, Keith, Steve, Charlie and Pete at the other side of the room. The others did the same, except for Steve.
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Confessional:
Steve. "Oscar has alienated the members of the team not in his alliance and made it obvious that if you don't do what he says you're gone. Now I am certain he's a villain."
Ezekiel. "We're greatly outnumbered. It's going to be very difficult if we want to survive. If only we could get at least one of Oscars alliance members to turn."
Oscar. "I now hold the power in this alliance. Anyone I want gone will leave. And the first of my teammates that I want gone is Ezekiel. He's a mutated outdoorsman; it's likely that he could win the game without any interference. And once he's gone I'm going to have to eliminate one of the members of my alliance."
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Eva and her team sat on their cabins porch. Oswald, Ashley, Amanda Dia and Marley sat on one side. Oswald sat in a chair with Dia fanning him with a large leaf while Ashley and Amanda stood by his side.
Eva, Beth, Todd and Erica stood on the other side. Wendy was nowhere in sight.
Eva was glaring at Oswald. "We're down by one member. We need to work harder than ever in order to survive."
"Ugh you sound like a broken record." Oswald said. "Can't you close your pie hole for five seconds?"
"Yeah why don t you zip it butch!" Ashley said.
"Good one Ashley." Oswald said. Ashley giggled, Amanda glared at her.
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Confessional:
Eva. "God I'm sick of Oswald. I wish I could eliminate him but he's in the majority, our only option is to get Wendy to vote for our side and hope for a tie.
Wendy. "I don't like this."
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There was a knock on Grey teams door. Ashton woke up, rubbed his eyes and got out of bed. He opened the door and on the other side was Alex who was soaking wet.
"Listen I just wanted to apologize for my actions in the last challenge." Alex said. "I lost my temper and took it out on you. That was wrong." He reached into his pocket and pulled out Ashton's lighter and handed it to Ashton. "I'm sorry for what I did and I hope there's no bad blood between us."
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Confessional:
Ashton. "The nerve! He knows he's the next to go the next time we lose so he's kissing ass!"
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The twelve teams gathered in the camps center where Chris stood. Chris had twelve colored crates.
"Congrats contestants on surviving last night." Chris said. "A pretty tame challenge if it wasn't for all the wild animals. But any way the next challenge is a redo of our first season's challenge of paint ball deer hunt. Instead of having you dress as deer… we're just going to have you shoot at each other. Now come grab your guns."
Chef came by and pried the lids off the crates. The contestants grabbed a gun, each corresponding with their team color.
"Now the rules are simple, shoot the other contestants. If you get shot you're out. The team to have all of their members eliminated loses and has to vote off member of their team. We'll give you a five minute head start to make a game plan before we begin. Now go and cause some drama!"
With that said the teams went off in different directions.
"Aw man this is going to be brutal!" Chris said. "I just wish we could have given them B.B. guns of something."
"That would be illegal." Alan said, popping out of nowhere.
"Eh whatever," Chris said. He thought for a moment. "by the way did Eli discover who cut that spotlight down in the talent show."
"No," Alan said. "And so far there hasn't been anymore foul play. None of the challenge after that one was sabotage-able."
"Sure they were!" Chris exclaimed. "They were just too dumb to figure out how."
"I honestly have no reaction for that." Alan said.
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Red team hid behind the mess hall.
"Despite all of our bickering we've managed to avoid elimination." Alejandro said. "but this challenge may change that if we are not careful. So I think it is best if we were to split up into teams of people we are less likely to strangle."
"Makes sense," Hugo said.
"I'm going to suggest some teams if you don't like who you're with we can switch them." Alejandro said. "First team will be Collette, Brick and lightning. Second will be Jo, Willow and Matt. Third Hugo, Sapphire and Cameron. Finally me and Heather will go alone."
"Sounds fair," Cameron said.
"Any objections?" Alejandro asked. There were none. "Good, then we have a plan."
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Chris sounded the starting signal and the contestants scattered with their guns ready. Paintballs flew every which way.
Justin, Noah, Miguel, Isaac and Emerald took cover behind the confessional while Crystal, Frank and Jimmy fired upon them.
"You'll never beat us!" Justin gloated then cried in pain as he was shot right between the eyes. "Not the face!"
"Justin's out!" Chris announced over the loud speaker.
Frank and Jimmy continued firing at the other Green members. Crystal held her arms across her chest not looking very entertained.
"One down Four more losers to go!" Jimmy exclaimed.
"This is totally psycho." Crystal said. She was then shot from behind from an unknown assailant.
"Crystals out!" Chris announced.
"Thank god." Crystal said. "Later losers."
"Slut," Franks said. Crystal flipped him the bird.
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Somewhere in the woods Leon and Ginger strolled looking for members from the rivaling teams.
"God, why did we go into the woods?" Ginger complained. "It's freaking humid here."
"Alors pourquoi vous me suivez chienne?" Leon muttered under his breath.
"What was that?" Ginger snapped.
"Nothing," Leon said.
Suddenly paintballs started whizzing by them.
"Crap they found us!" Ginger yelled. "We gotta get out of here." She turned around and saw that Leon was already a mile ahead of her. "You son of a …." She was then pelted with paintballs.
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Confessional:
Ginger. "Leon needs to learn his place. He doesn't seem to realize I have him coiled around my finger, that he needs me to survive this game. I'll make him see!"
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Gilbert, Albert, Dawn and Hector walked down the beach searching for other teams.
"Where is everyone?" Albert asked. "We should have run into some one by now. Only three people have been taking out."
Suddenly the intercom blared. "D.J., Tyler and Will are out!"
"Six," Albert said.
"They're still in the middle of a war in the center of camp." Dawn said. "It's really weird that the cameras are focused on us instead of it."
"Whatever," Hector said.
"There's some down here!" G-man screamed.
G-man, Nikolas and Josh came charging at them, guns blazing.
"Crap!" Albert exclaimed. He Dawn and Gilbert took cover behind a rock. Hector meanwhile stood in the open and was shot.
Albert and Gilbert started firing back. "Caught between a rock and a hard place." Albert muttered.
'You know your plan is going to fail." Dawn said.
"Say what?" Albert said. He was then shot in the back of the head.
The three members of White team flanked them and shot Dawn and Gilbert.
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Confessional:
Albert. "What did Dawn mean? How does she know about my alliance? Has she been spying on us?"
Gilbert. *he shrugs.*
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A few more seconds into the challenge Cody and Owen were knocked out of the competition.
Izzy, Bridgette, Geoff, Christopher, Dominic, Sven, Julie and Sam were taking cover behind the mess hall while Adam, B, Mike, Isa and Zoey hid in the woods behind them and retaliated. Isa, Dominic and Julie were hesitant.
"What are you waiting for?" Bridgette asked.
Dominic looked conflicted. He lifted his gun and fired, trying his best to avoid hitting Isa.
The gun fight continued and no one was hit except for Sam. In a panic Geoff opened one of the windows to the kitchen and led the members of his team through it. Once inside they started firing upon the rivaling team through the windows. Except for Julie.
"C'mon we need your help." Sven said.
'I can't," Julie said. She glanced out the window at Adam.
Izzy noticed this. She stopped shooting and put an arm around Julie. "Listen, you have to get over Adam he isn't worth it."
"It's not that easy." Julie said.
"How about you shoot him?" Izzy said. "That'll make you feel better."
"I'm not sure that's a good Idea…" Bridgette added.
"Sure it is!" Izzy said. "Just point your gun out that window and shoot him! Make sure to aim for the weak point."
Julie took in a deep breath and sighed. She pointed her gun out the window at Adam. Fire filled her eyes as she did this and she growled. She screamed at the top of her lungs.
"You ******** **** god damn ****** eating piece of ****! I'll kill you!"
She fired her gun and paint balls filled the gap between her and the other team B and Isa were knocked out instantly Mike and Zoey soon followed. Adam attempted to hide behind a tree but he was not fast enough and was shot.
Inside the kitchen Julie hyperventilated while her gun smoked. Her teammates stared at her in surprise and fear.
"Good job!" Izzy said enthusiastically.
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Confessional:
Dominic. "That girls got some demons."
Christopher. *sitting in fetal position, whimpering and crying.*
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Alejandro and Heather were stalking Oswald, Ashley, Amanda, Dia and Marley through the woods. They tried their best to keep quiet but it was pretty clear that Oswald's group suspected something. Heather and Alejandro hid under the roots of a tree while Dia and Marley were searching through the foliage for their stalkers.
"Anything?" Oswald asked.
"No sign!" Dia called.
"Good, maybe I'm just paranoid." Oswald said.
Suddenly the sound of a twig snapping behind the group caused Oswald, Amanda and Ashley to raise their guns threateningly.
"Who's there?" Oswald called.
There was gunfire and Amanda was shot. Oswald and Ashley opened fire into the woods. Scott, Courtney and Gwen popped out also shooting.
Dia and Marley were too shocked to do anything. Alejandro took advantage of the situation. He crawled out from under the roots and shot Marley in the back. Dia turned around and shot him.
"You bitch!" Heather cried. She crawled out from under the tree, but before she could pull out her gun Dia shot her.
With her gun raised Dia turned around quickly to her other teammates. Oswald was using Ashley as a human shield. Dia shot rapidly three times, each shot hit Courtney, Gwen and Scott square in the chest.
Oswald dropped Ashley and looked at Dia in awe.
"How did you…"
"My dad would take me hunting with his buddies once a month." Dia said. "He taught me how to shoot just about any type of gun or cross bow. I shot about three ten point bucks and a six hundred pound bear."
Oswald and the others said nothing, just looked at the petite follower girl in awe.
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Confessional:
Oswald. "Wow I never really considered that girl to be a physical threat…"
Dia. "my mom was only bothered by my hunting skills when I killed a mocking bird with a slingshot when I was three. She was a huge fan of 'To kill a mocking bird'."
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Harold, Leshawna, Joe, Walter, Patrick and Richard were hiding in the communal showers while a war was going on in center camp.
"Hugo, Cameron and Sapphire are out!" Chris announced.
Harold was looking out the door. "We should be safe here… for now."
Walter and Joe were huddled together in fear.
"Cowards," Richard said.
"Alright were going to have to make a break for the tree line." Harold said.
"What?!" Leshawna said. "Are you crazy? We'll get shot if we step foot out there!"
"Someone's going to come in here soon and when they do was going to be trapped like rats." Harold said.
Leshawna sighed. "It's not like we've got a better plan."
"I don't like this plan," Walter said.
"Hell we've got nothing to lose." Richard said. He paused for a moment. "Except Harold if the plan fails."
Leshawna and Harold gave Richard a dirty look.
"Well if there are no objections." Harold said. He walked to the door and put his hands on it. "You guys ready?"
Joe and Walter whimpered but other than that no one spoke up.
"Alright, let's do this!" Harold exclaimed. He opened the door and ran out. The others soon followed.
It was a war zone, paint balls of many different colors buzzed by. Harold fired his gun at the members of Pink team who were out in the open (minus Zach and Gregory) and shot Katie and Sadie.
Joe and Walter wavered behind the group and because of this were hit by green paintballs.
Harold noted this and fired upon the members of green team (Ben, R.J., Kurt, Tommy, Natasha) hiding behind their home cabin he managed to hit Ben who had fallen asleep out in the open with his but up in the air.
Green team retaliated and shot Patrich.
"We're getting slaughtered!" Richard screamed.
"Quick, to the bonfire ceremony!" Harold yelled and led his team to the place he mentioned.
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The majority of pink team members were stuck in the middle of the war zone. The only members who were hit were Tim, Liz and Flora.
Delilah cried out in pain as she was shot in the lower back. Ron responded, he looked around for the culprit and spotted Kurt behind his team's cabin. Ron rushed toward him avoiding every shot he eventually tackled Kurt making the bearded boy swagger.
Ron pointed his gun at him but Kurt grabbed the muzzle and bent it. Ron made a grab for Kurt's gun. Kurt tried to pull away but pulled too hard. The gun ripped and both boys were covered in paint.
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Collette, Brick and Lightning jogged through the woods. Lightning kept up with Collette and kept trying to flirt with her.
"Did you fall from heaven?" Lightning asked. "Cause Lightning thinks your fine!"
"Oh for Christ sake." Collette said. "How many brain cells were left in your head after you got struck by lightning?"
"Nineteen," Lightning said.
"ninete…" Collette was so astounded she couldn't finish the sentence. "How in the hell do you even remember to breathe."
"Easy," Lightning said. "I just…" then his eyes widened. He stopped running and fell to his knees. "Cant…" he gasped.
Collette pinched the bridge of her nose.
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The remaining Gray team members (Trent, Bill, Ashton, Zavier, Xavier, Alex, Hank, Cory) gathered somewhere in the middle of the woods. They set all of their guns in a pile and huddled together.
"What happened to Gidget?" Alex asked.
"She went off to try her feminine wiles against Geoff again." Zavier said.
Alex sighed.
"We don't need her." Hank said, trying to be comforting. "We can do this without her."
"But we need everyone. We need our team. We can't have team work without a team." Alex said. Once again he sighed. "Whatever I guess we'll have to do without her for now."
Hank started to sniff the air. "What's burning?" he asked.
They all turned around and saw Ashton with the lighter in his hand and the paintball gun pile on fire.
"Ashton what the…" was all Alex could say before the gun's exploded.
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Meanwhile back in the main camp, Chris sat in a chair using Alyx as a foot stool while Vanessa served him lemonade and Jake fanned him with a giant leaf.
"ahh this is the life." Chris said. "Nothing like napping in the sun while the contestants shoot each other with paintballs."
"This sucks!" Jake said.
"Quit your whining," Chris said. "You don't hear Alyx complaining."
"Kill me," Alyx whimpered.
Suddenly from the woods a giant grey mushroom cloud appeared.
"The hell" Chris shouted as he stood up. Suddenly the beeper on his hip went off. He unclipped it and looked at it. "No way…"
"What is it?!" Vanessa asked concerned. "Is one of the contestants hurt?"
"No," Chris said. "But they're about to be."
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Meanwhile the contestants continued to shoot paintballs at their rivaling teams. Suddenly the intercom came to life and Chris's voice came from it.
"Attention campers… due to some… technical difficulties the challenge must sadly come to an end. And just in case you're curious, Gray team lost and now has to vote someone from their team. That is all."
The intercom shut off and the campers stood with their guns to their sides, completely confused.
"That's it?" Jason asked out loud.
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Gray team sat around the unlit campfire soaked in gray paint except Gidget who was covered in black paint. All of them looking depressed, except Alex, Gidget and Ashton, each looked quite pissed.
"What happened to you?" Bill asked Gidget.
"Bridgette shot me when she saw me talking to Geoff." Gidget said. She flipped her hair and remarked. "She's just jealous."
Chris stood at the oil drum looking just as upset. "Do you know how long I was waiting to hold that challenge? Months! Do you know how long the challenge lasted? Less than an hour!"
"In hind sight leaving all of our weapons in one spot was a bad idea." Hank remarked.
"No duh!" Chris said. "So here's the deal. You lost the challenge so one of you is going home. Right now. So go cast your vote and I hope all of you think about what you've done."
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Confessional:
Alex. "what the hell?! Why were those guns so… explosive?! *sigh* whatever, someone wasn't a team player, so they must be cut from the team…"
Ashton. "I bet their going to find some way to pin this on me!"
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Chris stood by his oil drum holding a platter with 9 tiki heads.
"Blah blah blah you've been here before, you know the deal." Chris said, annoyed. he picked up a tiki head and threw it at Cory, Trent and Bill. "You guys are safe. So are…
"Xavier, Zavier and Hank…" he threw them a totem head.
The only ones left were Alex, Gidget, Tyler and Ashton.
"You each have received at least one vote." Chris said. Alex, Gidget and Ashton looked calm. Tyler looked confused.
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"Alex!" Chris announced and threw him an idol. Ashton looked mad.
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"Tyler!" Chris announced.
Tyler sighed in relief and was hit in the head with a tiki thrown by Chris.
"Ashton, Gidget, you two have received the most votes." Chris said. "One of you is going home."
Ashton growled while Gidget scoffed.
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"Gidget." Chris announced and threw the immunity symbol at the bikini girl.
Ashton stood up. "I see how it is. Just pick on poor Ashton, just because he likes fire. Well you know what! I don't need you guys! I'll spend my time relaxing at the playa playing with my matches."
Ashton walked away. Chris looked at the camera, scared.
"Can we keep an extra set of eyes on him at the playa?"
Ashton turned around and looked accusingly at Alex and pointed at the team captain.
"I know you had something to do with my elimination. I hope you freeze in hell."
The team watched as Ashton walked down the dock of shame and climbed onto the boat of losers and sailed away.
"Freeze in hell?" Alex said.
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Chris stood on the dock of losers with the other total drama employees.
"Well that was a buzz kill." Chris said. "I don't even think we have enough footage for an episode."
"Trust me," Chef said. "We have plenty."
"If it's footage from the shower cams Jake keeps trying to install in the bathrooms…. I know a good lawyer." Vanessa said.
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END
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Votes.
Tyler. "Sorry man I think you're more of a danger to the team than I am." *he begins to laugh then slowly starts to cry* (Ashton)
Trent. "Dude, you're just going to burn the cabin down one of these days." (Ashton)
Gidget. "God, why are you even here. You're so useless. What does a goddess like Lindsay see in you?" (Tyler)
Bill. "Dude, I just can't… how do you… why? Just why?" (Ashton)
Ashton. "You've been a thorn in my side all season. Today is the last day you'll ever talk about teamwork on this island!" (Alex)
Zavier. "Dude, I saw you light a deer and sasquachanakwa on fire. You need help." (Ashton)
Xavier. "I agree with Zavier." (Ashton)
Alex. "Listen I'm sure you have good intentions… but you're just not working with the team. There is no I in team. But there is one in 'see you later bitch.'." (Gidget)
Hank. "I gotta go with Alex on this one… I don't know why. I just do." (Gidget)
Cory. "Honestly. You say you fabulous but your jus not sweet heart. There's a difference between being fabulous and being a slut. Guess which one you are." (Gidget)
(Totals)
Alex. 1
Tyler. 1
Gidget. 3
Ashton. 4
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(Teams)
Red: Heather, Alejandro, Cameron, Sapphire, Willow, Hugo, Matt, Collette, Jo, Brick, Lightning.
Blue: Gerome, Ezekiel, Sierra, Blaineley, Charlie, Steve, Oscar, Pete, Keith.
Green: Duncan, Noah, Justin, Isaac, Miguel, Ben, Kurt, R.J., Emerald, Natasha, Tommy.
Yellow: Mitch, Greg, Lindsay, Dawn, Albert, Gilbert, Hector, Dakota, Laura, Will, Alice.
White: Gwen, Courtney, Scott, Nikolas, Josh, G-man, Hyde, Tina, Samson, Carlos.
Black: Izzy, Bridgette, Geoff, Crystal, Christopher, Frank, Jimmy, Dominic, Sven, Julie, Sam.
Orange: Cody, Owen, Yuki, Daniel, Elisa, Jason, Vic, Leon, Ginger.
Pink: Katie, Sadie, Zach, Gregory, Kat, Xena, Ron, Delilah, Tim, Liz, Flora.
Gray: Tyler, Trent, Gidget, Bill, Zavier, Xavier, Alex, Hank, Cory.
Brown: Eva, Beth, Todd, Bud, Ashley, Amanda, Wendy, Oswald, Marley, Erica, Dia.
Purple: Harold, Leshawna, Joe, Patrick, Reginald, Walter, Ulrich, Richard, Jessica, Sid.
Polka dot: D.J., Zoey, Adam, Dean, Quincy, Vince, B, Mike, Isa, Bianca, Monique.
(Employees)
Alan, Scruffy, Bennett, Haken, Jake, Vanessa, Alyx, Eli, Arthur.
Animals: the raccoons: Moe, Ricky, Austin, and Eliot. Donna the bear.
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(Idols)
(Active)
Tdi cast: Immunity plus a extra vote. (22 left)
Tdwt cast: Extra vote. (3 left)
Tdri cast: Immunity. (12 left)
Chris: Immunity plus a second effect.
Chef: A good meal cooked by chef.
Scruffy: Advantage in a challenge.
Bennett: Switch immunity.
Haken: The sole vote.
Jake: Extra vote.
Vanessa: Minus one vote from yourself.
Alyx: Choose whose vote doesn't count.
Eli: Switch vote.
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(Eliminated)
Staci, Jeff, Lewis, Anne Maria, Carrie, Lazlo, Billie, Jessica, Bud, Ashton.
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Authors note.
Ashton's gone. He wasn't that deep of a character to begin with. I tried to hint that there was more to him than meets the eye, like his water phobia and the kids back home calling him names, but that was just a trick to get you to believe he was getting farther than he really was. His only purpose as a character was to annoy his teammates, mainly Alex.
11 down we're so close to the first merge. Also sorry for the anticlimactic end to the challenge, but I've been trying to make this story more about the characters than the challenges. And so far my characters have been evolving. At least I think so.
Wow almost 5,000 word. Shortest chapter yet. Maybe we'll keep this up and not have like… 30,000 like the lat few… right?… right?
