Authors note.

I went through some of the older chapters and I'm like wow… how could I have written so much stupid junk. Well it all ends here I'm actually going to sit down and work hard on this story… and if you believe that I've got land I could sell you.

Holy crap! It's been over a year and still this thing isn't have way over… I need to put some work into this… naaaah.

But anyways last chapter till the first merge. Pretty exciting… for me. This is a milestone for this story.

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Disclaimer: I do not own the total drama series or any of the characters.

Warning: This episode includes occasional explicit language, some minor sexual references, and some other offensive stuff.

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Episode 12: now we're cookin'.

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"Last time on total drama!" Chris said, giving the recap. "We had our contestants run around with guns without any super vision.

"But maybe there should have been since Grey team totally messed things up! *sigh*

"But anyway, Julie freaked out on Adam, with Izzy's help and Lightning unsuccessfully flirted with Collette.

"And in the end Grey team lost and said sayonara to Ashton the pyromaniac!

"Who will leave this time? Tune in tonight on…

"BIG

BAD

TOTAL

DRAMA

ISLAND!"

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(Red team)

Collette was out front doing a couple of morning pushups. Lighting came u to her holding a bouquet of roses.

"Ahem," Lightning said. "Lightning brought you these roses, because they remind Lightning of how red your face gets when you yell at Jo."

Collette stood up and was startled when she saw the roses. "Get those away from me!" she yelled and swatted the flowers away. She then began to sneeze violently. "You moron! *achoo!* I'm allergic to roses!" she then continued to sneeze and ran off somewhere, leaving Lightning to himself.

….

Confessional:

Collette. "Oh god, this better *achoo* not affect my performance in the challenge today. *Achoo!* If Jo shows me up today, *achoo!* I'm going to break Lightings face!" she punched her fist into her palm and then sneezed.

Lightning. "Lightning don't know what happened. Lightning did everything right. Must be Collette's fault."

(Blue team)

Blaineley sat on her bed reading a book titled 'Good Christian bitches.' While unknown to her, Charlie was outside admiring her from the window.

"sheistrulyanangel." Sighed Charlie.

"You know, you should just talk to her." Steve said.

"ivetriedbutshealwaysignoresmyadvances!" Charlie muttered.

Steve looked confused. "Right, well maybe you should give her flowers. I saw lightning run by with a bouquet just a few seconds ago."

"brilliantideamyfriend!" Charlie responded. Without hesitation (even if he could) he ran off in search for flowers.

"I really need a translator for that guy." Steve said.

(Green team)

Duncan and Miguel were playing card games on the porch while the others watched.

"It was weird how the challenge ended so quickly last time." R.J. said.

"Yeah apparently the challenge wasn't as well thought out as Chris believed it was." Noah said.

"Are they ever?" Isaac asked.

Emerald laughed; a little too loud when she stopped she blushed.

"Well," Noah said, ignoring Emerald. "Apparently there was an explosion and one of the teams was covered in their own paint."

"I feel like Chris would have planned something like that." Ben said.

"Well apparently not, cause the guy who set the explosion was eliminated." Noah said.

"How do you know?" Justin asked suspiciously.

"I watched the elimination ceremony." Noah said.

"Really now?" Justin said. "cuz' it seems like you know an awfully lot about yesterday."

"What are you implying?" Noah asked.

"That maybe, just maybe, Bud wasn't the only one to sneak a computer onto the show." Justin said.

"I didn't bring a laptop to the show." Noah said.

"Then how do you know about the explosion and the elimination?" Justin asked.

"I saw the explosion." Noah said. "Then when I watched the elimination ceremony I saw the entire team was covered in their own paint."

"aha!" Justin said and stood up. "You said you watched the elimination! How did you see the elimination if not by live feed from a laptop?"

"Dude, the bonfire is just a few feet away from us." Noah said. "I could literally look out the window and figure out what's going on."

Justin scowled and sat back down.

Confessional:

Noah. "Justin's trying way too hard to get me eliminated."

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(Yellow team)

Alice was walking out of the communal washrooms when she ran into her fellow female teammates.

"Hi Alice!" Laura said. "Some challenge huh? I thought we weren't going to make it there."

"We lost." Alice grumbled.

"Not really." Laura said. "It was Grey team who lost."

"We lost because we didn't get first place!" Alice said.

"No one got first place." Dawn said. "The challenge was canceled."

"That's no excuse!" Alice said and walked away.

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(White team)

"Yesterday sure was crazy." Carlos said.

He Samson and Hyde were sitting on the beach watching Reginald, Sid and Ulrich play football.

"Yeah I got shot in the back of the head." Hyde said. "And in the nose… and in the liver…"

"You know, if we're lucky our internal organs will never see the light of day." Samson said not looking up from his device.

"Certainly something to ponder over." Carlos said.

"Guys I need to know how to make Tina my girlfriend." Hyde said.

"Don't worry." Carlos said. "Have faith."

"Look who's talking." Said a voice.

The three boys looked around and saw Christopher standing a short distance from them.

"What does that mean?" Hyde asked.

"As if this heathen knows anything about faith." Christopher said.

"Again, what do you mean?" Hyde asked.

"Carlos is a blasphemous queer!" Christopher yelled.

Hyde's jaw dropped open in surprise.

Carlos shrugged. "Eh true enough."

"What?!" Hyde said out of surprise. He stood up. "What the hell's the matter with you? Why…." But before he could finish that sentence, the football the boys were playing with hit him in the crotch.

Hyde didn't react. He looked down at the football then back up at the guys. They were all giving him a weird look.

"What?" Hyde said.

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Confessional:

Reginald. "Man! Talk about balls of steel!"

Carlos. "That was weird. But anyways. I really don't care Christopher call me a queer. I don't let people like that get to me. There's too little time in this world to be worried about such ignorance."

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Geoff and Bridgette were snuggled up on the beach watching the waves.

"That Gidget chick is really starting to get under my skin." Bridgette said.

"Don't let her get to you babe." Geoff said, holding his girlfriend.

"It just bugs me the way she always clings to you." Bridgette said.

"Don't worry babe." Geoff said. "You're the only girl for me."

"Thanks babe." Bridget said with a smile and snuggled up to her man.

"Anytime," Geoff said.

Leon was wandering around the beach in hot pursuit of another idol.

"Where oh where could my little idol be?" he sang to himself.

With a quick glance he spotted a small canoe and painted on the side of the canoe was a circle with the Roman numeral 'XIV'

"Hello," Leon said. He looked around the beach. There were too many people on the beach; he would be spotted if he were to move the idol.

He made a mental note of its location and walked away.

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Flora watched as Cory climbed out of the ocean. Her heart beating rapidly in her chest, it beat even harder when Cory spotted her and waved.

She blushed a bright shade of red and waved back.

(Grey team)

Alex lay on his bed staring up at the bunk above him. Hank, Bill, Zavier, Xavier, Trent and Tyler stood on the porch looking in from the door.

"Man he's really kicking himself about Ashton's elimination." Xavier said.

"He shouldn't, the man was a maniac." Zavier said.

"I think he's more upset about the fact that Ashton thinks he voted for him." Hank said.

"Why didn't he?" Xavier asked. "Ashton almost got us killed and he gets you and Cory to vote for Gidget."

"It's because Alex had faith in him. Ashton showed he had the skill to be a team player." Hank said. "All Gidget has done is tried to get into Geoff's pants."

"Fair enough," Xavier said with a shrug.

"I don't know." Zavier said. "I'd still take a horny beach babe over a psychotic pyro any day."

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Confessional:

Alex. "Maybe it's a good thing Ashton's gone. He wasn't much in challenges and he kept burning everything… *sigh* I just feel that I failed this team…"

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(Polka dot team)

Vince was lying on his bunk trying to catch a few extra Z's, but it was proving to be a difficult task due to Dean's humming.

"Would you cut that out!" Vince snapped.

"What's your problem?" Dean asked.

"Your freaking humming." Vince said. "It's driving me up a wall."

"I can hum if I want it's a free country." Dean said.

"That's the U.S." Vince said.

"Trust me Canada's more free than the U.S." Dean said.

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Meanwhile Erica was watching Eva chase Oswald with a large tree branch when suddenly she started to look around as if she were tripping balls.

"What's wrong?" Beth asked.

"I feel like someone just made a snarky comment." Erica said.

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Back with Dean and Vince, Vince was scowling. So…. Nothing new.

"What's your deal dude? Why are you so intolerant?" Dean asked.

"I'm intolerant because of people like you!" Vince said. "So if yo0u don't mind, I'm going to avoid you for the rest of the season."

Vince got up and was about to walk out the door, but when he did he was tackled by Bianca.

"Bestie!" Bianca screamed.

"God damnit!" Vince screamed.

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Chris had gathered the campers in the bonfire ceremony (I say in because there was still the glass dome around it. Which now had cardboard taped to the part Lightning ran through.) There were twelve large crates around the back wall and a judges table in front of them.

"The dimensions of this dome are highly exaggerated." Alan said, looking at the crates.

"What happened to the stumps?" Vanessa asked. "And the bonfire."

"Not important." Chris stated. "What is important is that this is the final challenge before the first merge!"

"A joyous occasion," Alyx muttered.

"After this challenge one of the teams will be disbanded and the members will be scattered and placed onto the other teams." Chris said.

Chris pulled out a remote and pressed a button. The walls of the crates went into the ground and revealed their contents. Twelve individually colored restaurants.

"For this challenge you will each be cooking a meal for me, Chef and Alan." Chris said. "And since Chef has this thing with you guys being in his kitchen you will be cooking in your own café's. Each one packed with all of the ingredients you'll need to make the perfect meal."

Chris continued. "Each team will fix a meal and each of our judges will give you a score of zero to ten on how well we approve of the meal. The team with the lowest combined score will have to vote off one member of their team."

Jake came in wheeling a large digital clock.

"You have three hours to fix your meals." Chris said. "Now get to cooking!"

Confessional:

Gwen. "How original, a challenge we did during the first season…I feel like Chris should get a girlfriend… that isn't Chef in a dress."

Albert. "Well, I wanted to lay low in this game but I feel that this will help me keep my place in the game. I mean hell this I was made for this challenge."

Tyler. "Why are my spider senses tingling?"

Emerald. "What's with Chef's new 'keep the contestants out of the kitchen policy'? He didn't care if we got in there in the past seasons…"

Chef. "Every season Chris steals my donut! So this season I've booby trapped the kitchen so only I'll be able to navigate through it! He thinks I just want to keep the kids out of my private space. I do, this is just a bonus. There's no way anyone is going to take my donut!"

Meanwhile outside the mess hall.

"Were going to steal Chef's donut boys!" Moe said.

"Isn't that a little… dangerous?" Austin asked.

"ch1ck3n!" Eliot said and started clucking.

"Seriously though, Chef's a psychopath." Austin said. "There's a reason theirs only 4 raccoons left on this island."

"y ni una sola mujer." Ricky said.

"Then we will steal Chef's donut, for the memory of our fallen people." Moe said.

"This is going to end badly." Austin said glumly.

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(Red team)

"Do any of you numb nuts even know how to cook?" Heather asked the team. She was met with silence. "God damn it."

"We'll have to make due." Cameron said. "I'd imagine we could fake it."

"Yeah how hard could it be? Just mix a bunch of food together to make more food." Matt said. "How hard could that be?"

"Harder than it looks." Brick said.

"Let's just *achoo* make some noodles." Colette said. "With *achoo* meat and sauce." She finished her sentence and went into a sneezing fit.

"I am not cooking meat!" Willow said.

"Then just make some sauce or something." Sapphire said.

"Were so going to fail this challenge." Jo said as she pinched the bridge of her nose.

…..

Confessional:

Hugo. "How could this go wrong…"

Heather. *banging her head against the wall.*

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(Blue team)

The atmosphere in the café was tense. There was obviously some segregation among the team. Oscar, Steve, Charlie, Keith and Pete stood at one side while Gerome, Ezekiel and Sierra stood at the other. Blaineley stood by herself.

"Shouldn't… shouldn't we start cooking?" Sierra asked.

"Yeah," Oscar said. "Why don't you guys and Blaineley fix up a side while we make up the main dish."

"Sounds fair," Sierra said.

The two groups started without another word.

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Confessional:

Ezekiel. "This is hell."

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(Green team)

"I'd say we've got a pretty good advantage in this challenge." R.J. said. "Isaac obviously knows a thing or two about cooking."

"Mostly barbecue." Isaac said. "But then again everyone in the south-western United States knows barbecue."

"Cool, so we know who's in charge." Miguel said.

"So what's the plan?" Justin said.

Isaac nodded his head lightly in thought. "Burgers and fries would be good. I know a recipe for homemade burger patties I cooked for my institute one time, plus some homemade barbecue sauce and of course some fixings."

"So burger, fries, sauce and fixings." Noah said. "Let's get to work."

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(Yellow team)

"You guys just sit back while I whip something up for the judges." Albert told is team.

"Wouldn't it be better if we worked together?" Laura asked.

"Don't worry about a thing. I'm a professional. I'll win us the challenge." Albert said.

Albert went to work preparing to make the meal while his teammates sat at a table in the middle of the room.

"This is awesome! We practically get to sit through this challenge." Dakota said.

Alice sneered.

"Cheer up Alice." Laura said. "We have this challenge in the bag."

"It's not a win unless you do it yourself." Alice said.

"Just nothing pleases you, huh?" Dakota said.

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(Black team)

Izzy stood in front of her team pacing back and forth.

"Alright team this is a search and destroy mission!" Izzy said. "HQ ordered us to fix meals to the ambassadors of Wawanakwa laced with cyanide." She pulled out a jar with the word 'cyanide' written on the side.

"Where'd she get that?" Bridgette asked.

"That's not real is it?" Dominic asked.

Izzy laughed. Bridgette grabbed her by the arm and threw her into the pantry, closed the door and stuffed a chair under the knob.

"Okay, she shouldn't cook." Bridgette said. "Jimmy and Frank, make sure she doesn't come out."

"Why us?" Jimmy asked.

"Because we out number you in the next elimination ceremony." Bridgette said.

Jimmy grumbled. Him and Frank then stood in front of the pantry door.

"What are we going to make for Chris and them?" Geoff asked.

"Something simple but effective." Bridgette said. "Like salad,"

"Salad? That's not gonna give us a very high score." Crystal scoffed.

"Oh and you've got a better idea?" Bridgette asked.

"Tons," Crystal said.

"Then enlighten us." Bridgette said.

Crystal was silent for a moment then scoffed. "You wouldn't understand them your just some broke ass, surfer hippie."

With a flick of her hair Crystal sat down at the table in the middle of the room with Sven.

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(White team)

"Alright stronzi," Nikolas started. "me, Josh and G-man will take care of the food, just sit back and relax. We got this."

"Why should we trust you with this job?" Courtney asked.

Nikolas glanced toward Scott then looked back to Courtney.

"Because we have no reason to throw the challenge." Nikolas said.

"Not what I mean." Courtney said. "Why should we trust you guys not to screw this challenge up?"

"C'mon, have a little faith. We're not complete screw ups." Nikolas said.

From off screen Josh yelled. "There's no celery salt! I smell CONSPIRACY!"

Courtney raised her eyebrow.

"Don't worry, we'll keep him supervised." Nikolas said.

"You better," Courtney said.

She and the rest of the team went to sit down at the table, except Scott who was about to leave through the back door.

"Where are you going?"Gwen asked.

"Out," Scott said. "The Italian and his knuckle heads got this thing in the bag there's no reason for me to hang around."

Scott then left the kitchen.

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Confessional:

Scott. "Since Nikolas and them are on my case and willing to eliminate me on a moment's notice, I feel that it's time to go on another idol hunt."

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(Orange team)

The second the team walked in Ginger turned to Leon.

"Okay Frenchie whip something up so we can get this over with." Ginger said.

"And what makes you think I can cook?" Leon asked.

"Cant all French men cook?" Ginger asked, bored.

"No," Leon said as he furrowed his brow.

The tension in the room rose as silence befell the team. Unable to handle it Yuki spoke up.

"I can make ramen." Yuki said.

"eww," responded Ginger. "No one wants your poor people food."

Everyone glared at Ginger.

"It's not poor people food it's a traditional dish." Yuki said.

"Whatever, it's not my neck on the line when we lose."Ginger said.

She sat down at the table and filed her nails while her team worked.

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(Pink team)

"Oh I'm so excited!" Delilah said. "I finally get to cook!"

"You can cook?" Tim asked.

"Of course she can cook!" Liz said.

"How do you know she's never mentioned this skill before!" Tim yelled.

"Take it out side!" Zack yelled. He opened the back door and Tim and Liz walked out, arguing.

"So you can cook?" Kat asked.

Delilah nodded her head vigorously.

"That's cool," Kat said. "I guess that makes you our head chef."

Delilah's eyes opened wide. "Chef de cuisine?"

She stood there in wonderment for a few seconds. Her teammates looked at her in confusion. Kat waved her hand in front of Delilah's face.

"Hello you there?"

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Confessional:

Delilah. "Quelle belle journée ! I have always wanted to be a real chef. But poor mama and papa could never afford for me to go to an elite cooking school…"

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(Purple team)

Reginald charged into the kitchen with his arms pumping in the air.

"Alright tine for Reginald's famous chilli!" Reginald said.

"Shouldn't we have a vote first?" Leshawna asked as she and the rest of the team came in.

"Sure!" Reginald said. "Who wants chilli?"

Joe, Patrick, Walter, Ulrich and Sid raised their hands.

"Chili it is!" Reginald said. He rushed to one of the pantries and pulled out a big pot.

Leshawna sighed. "Whatever, let's get cooking."

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(Grey team)

The team was looking through the cupboards trying to find something to fix up for the judges.

"Man, they weren't kidding about the kitchen being stocked." Bill said. "There's a little bit of everything in here."

"Except Celery salt…" Cory said as he closed a cupboard. "But beside that we have just about all we need."

"So what will we fix?" Trent asked.

"Do any of us know how to cook?" Hank asked. He was met with silence.

"Well, this is bad." Zavier said.

"Don't worry guys." Alex said. "If we work together we should be able to make a meal the judges will love."

"Good luck with that." Gidget said. "You numb nuts would burn water black."

Alex glared at Gidget. He turned back to his team and said. "Don't listen to her guys we can do this. I know we've haven't exactly had the best winning streak… but now is the time to redeem ourselves. All we have to do is work hard and we'll reach our final goal! Who's with me!"

He put his hand in front of himself. The others (minus Gidget) put their hands with his.

"Go Grey team!" they all cheered and threw their hands up.

Gidget just rolled her eyes.

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(Brown team)

"What are we going to make?" Eva asked her team. She was met with silence. "Don't everyone speak at once."

"Why don't we bake a cake?" Beth asked.

"Cake? It's mid-day." Todd said.

"Chris didn't restrict what we could make." Beth said.

"Well if no one has any better ideas. I guess were making cake." Eva said.

"Have fun with that." Oswald said. He, Ashley, Amanda, Marley and Dia sat down at the table.

Eva growled and was about to knock Oswald's teeth in but Beth grabbed her by the shoulder and shook her head.

"Fine, whatever let's just make this cake." Eva said.

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(Polka dot team)

"yaaaaaay!" screeched Bianca as she rushed into the kitchen. "Oh em gee! Oh em gee! Oh em gee!"

"whats up with you?" Monique asked as she and the rest of the team walked in.

"I love cooking!" Bianca said. "I used to help my mom out with cooking since I was six… well until one day I set the kitchen on fire."

"Wait what?" Adam said.

"But that was an accident it won't happen again." Bianca said with a smile.

"I hope not." Monique said.

"Ooh!" Bianca said and started looking through the pantry. "We could make… pancakes no…. muffins no….."

"Will you make up your mind!" Vince said.

"Oh I know! Let's make Bacon cakes!" Bianca said.

"Uh Bianca that's nice and all but I think we should let D.J. take this one." Zoey said.

"Aw but why?" Bianca said.

"Because he… has proven he can cook." Zoey said trying to be careful with Bianca's feelings.

"Aww," Bianca said and scuffed the ground.

(Red team)

Collette, Jo and Brick watched as Lightning tackled his most challenging challenge yet. Boiling water.

Lightning stood in front of the stove with a pot full of water and a bag of spaghetti noodles. Lightning looked at each of these items in confusion. He looked between the noodle and the pot and scratched his head.

"This is just sad." Jo said.

Collette sneezed.

Brick stood up in his seat. "Turn the freaking stove on you moron!"

Brick quickly covered his mouth with his hands.

"Wow, never heard you be assertive." Jo said.

"I'm sorry, it's just…" Brick said. He looked back at Brick and frowned. "Turn the ****ing knob you god damn idiot! How many brain cells do you have in your skull?"

"Eight," Lightning said off screen.

"How do you function?!" Brick screamed.

Heather walked up to the group. "Shouldn't you guys be helping? Lightning's not going to figure this out on his own."

"We would but this is funny." Jo said.

There was a flash of light. "Lightning's on fire!" Lightning screamed.

Jo sighed. "I'll put him out."

Jo stood up and walked over to Lightning. Heather pinched the bridge of her nose and shook her head.

…..

Heather rejoined Alejandro, Cameron and Sapphire.

"Well Lightning's taken care of." Heather said.

"Why did they trust him with the noodles?" Cameron asked.

"They thought it would be funny." Heather said.

"Was it?" Alejandro asked.

Heather shrugged. "It was amusing. How are meatballs?"

"They're okay; just a few moments and they'll be ready." Cameron said.

"Good, maybe we'll survive this challenge." Sapphire said.

"We've been surviving them so far." Alejandro said.

"Maybe this is the day our luck runs out." Sapphire said.

"And if it does then we need a plan." Alejandro said.

"Are you suggesting an alliance?" Cameron said.

"Great idea Cameron!" Alejandro said. "We'll start an alliance and we'll keep it a secret from everyone else. And if anyone finds out, we'll tell them it was your idea."

"I…I… crap." Cameron said. He hung his head in shame.

"It's settled then." Alejandro said. "We're an alliance."

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Confessional:

Cameron. "Well this is certainly a pickle I've gotten myself into. I'm now under the rule of Alejandro and Heather. *sigh* oh well. I do need all the help I can to get ahead in this game.

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Willow, Hugo and Matt were left with the sauce.

Willow and Hugo were cutting up herbs and vegetables while Matt mixed the sauce.

"I don't know I just don't feel right working in the same kitchen there's a dead animal in." Willow said.

Hugo grumbled.

"I mean the poor thing! Why did they take its life just so they could eat it?" Willow said.

"Right," Hugo said as he cut into an onion.

"It's just so sad." Willow said with tears in her eyes.

"Oh my god, shut up you carrot munching freakazoid." Matt said.

Willow scowled and went back to her cutting.

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(Blue team)

Ezekiel, Sierra, Gerome and Blaineley stood around in the side of the kitchen opposite from Oscar's group, trying to figure out what they were going to make.

"I don't know maybe we should make a salad or something." Blaineley said.

"It seems a little lazy don't you think?" Gerome asked.

"That's the point." Blaineley said.

"I think those guys over there are making beef stew." Sierra said. "Maybe we could make garlic bread."

"Seems simple enough," Ezekiel said.

"Do any of us know how to make some?" Sierra asked.

"I do." Ezekiel said.

"Oh good then we're all set." Blaineley said. "So glad we had this little team meeting. Now if you don't mind I'm going for a little walk."

Blaineley left the kitchen.

"Well let's get stated." Ezekiel said.

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Confessional:

Ezekiel. "It is crucial we get Blaineley on our side, we need every vote we can get. The problem is, she doesn't want anything to do with us…"

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Oscar and his group were busy making soup, just like Sierra said. Right now the team was watching Charlie as he stirred the soup; turns out his hyper activity made him a great stirrer.

"Wow, he's like a mixer." Pete said.

"If only he put more effort in more of these challenges." Oscar said. "Or anything for that matter."

"Uh huh," Steve muttered. He looked nervous and impatient.

"Something up?" Pete asked Steve.

"Huh, yeah, uhh I'm fine." Steve said. "I'm just going to cut up some more… Onions! We need onions!"

Steve rushed to the cupboard to get onions.

"Make sure to find some Celery salt!" Keith said. "Celery salt's crucial!"

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(Green team)

Isaac was stirring up a bowl of barbeque sauce while Miguel flipped the patties and Emerald cut the fixings.

"Man that sauce smells so good." Emerald said. "It's making my mouth water."

"Yeah shame there was no celery salt." Isaac said. "But I can make due."

The three were silent for a moment with only the sounds of the burgers sizzling and Emeralds cutting.

"Where'd you learn to cook?" Emerald asked.

Isaac shrugged. "It's just a thing I felt like learning. First I learned how to make pancakes and Mac N Cheese then I learned how to grill."

"I wish I knew how to cook." Emerald said. "All I can do is boil water… but it always boils over."

"Pour canola oil into the water." Isaac said. "It'll keep it from over flowing."

"Really?" Emerald said. "Cool, thank you. Maybe you can help teach me how to cook?"

"Sure I don't see why not." Isaac said. Pulled out the spoon from the bowl and handed it to Emerald. "Here, taste this."

Emerald took a taste of the sauce. Her eyes widened and she licked her lips. "Wow that's fantastic!"

"Good," Isaac said. "I don't taste the food myself. I find that food you fix yourself is not as good as food prepared by someone else."

"How's that?" Emerald asked.

"Because you always anticipate how the food you make's going to taste." Isaac said.

"Wow that's cool," Emerald said.

From across the room Noah and R.J. watched as Emerald and Isaac talked.

"Aw," R.J. said. "They're so cute together."

"It won't last." Noah said.

"What makes you say that?" R.J. asked.

"They've only known each other for twelve days." Noah said. "It's just a crush."

"I read somewhere that if a crush lasts longer than 4 months its love." R.J. said.

Noah rolled his eyes. "Whatever,"

"Well I hope they make it." R.J. said. "I like it when a couple with cute butts makes it."

"And just like that I'm uncomfortable talking to you." Noah said and walked away.

(Scott)

Scott was wandering around the camp looking for an idol.

"Where are they?" Scott asked out loud. "There's so many of them they shouldn't be so hard to find."

Scott paused and looked around. "Why am I talking to myself?"

He looked around and saw the confessional booth. he shrugged.

"Might as well." Scott said.

He walked to the confessional opened the door and sat down.

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Confessional:

Scott. "So far I've only found two idols, which is nice but my plan requires more than two! And these things are so hard to find. *he pulled out the Dawn idol head and started inspecting it.* if only I could duplicate these and get away with it." *while playing with the idol he drops it on the floor.* "dangit!"

…..

Scott bent over to pick up the idol when he noticed something was carved into the seat of the confessional.

"What the.." he got down to his knees and saw the full carving was of a pair of lips. "The idol!"

He stood up and looked into the hole in the seat. "But, I already looked in there." He sighed and started fishing for the idol.

…..

Bridgette was cutting up vegetables with Dominic and Julie.

"What happened yesterday?" Bridgette asked.

"What do you mean?" Julie asked.

"When you… blew up." Bridgette said.

"Oh yeah," Julie muttered. "I was under a lot of pressure."

"I can tell." Bridgette said.

"I don't know, maybe I just have bad taste in men." Julie said. "Why is it so hard to find someone I'm compatible with?"

Julie suddenly burst into tears. She laid her head on the counter. Dominic and Bridgette looked at each other awkwardly as the cowgirl cried.

Jimmy and Frank saw Julie crying and were awkwardly trying to act like they didn't notice. As this happened the pantry door opened slightly and Izzy ran out unnoticed.

…..

(Pink team)

Delilah was busy mashing ingredients together making a lot of…. Unorthodox combinations into one big mixture she called a casserole.

"Delilah, are you sure you know how to cook?" Zach asked.

"Of course I do." Delilah said as she poured mayo and anchovies into the mixture.

"I don't mean to be that guy, but I did just see you put pineapple chucks in there and now you're pouring in steak sauce."

Sure enough Delilah was pouring steak sauce into her casserole.

"I mean it just seems that…"

Delilah put a hand over Zach's mouth. "Do not question my methods. I know what I'm doing."

Unknown to the Zach and Delilah, Izzy snuck down from the ceiling and poured the contents from the jar labeled 'cyanide' into the casserole. She then silently reeled herself back up into the ceiling just as Delilah turned her attention back to her dish.

…..

(Purple team)

A large pot full of chili boiled on the stove. The air was filled with the pungent smell of Reginald's creation.

"I have to admit I like our chances right now." Leshawna said.

"Yeah that chili ought to keep us out of the elimination ceremony for tonight." Ulrich said.

"I hope so," Reginald said.

Richard scoffed. "Your hobo food is going to send us straight for the bonfire ceremony."

Reginald grabbed a bucket from under the table and shoved it over Richards head. Richard struggled to get it off but was unsuccessful.

"I'm just happy the size of our team won't affect this challenge." Joe said.

"Luckily a lot of the challenges haven't been physical." Sid said. "I guess with 132 contestants there's a higher risk of injury and Chris just didn't want the legal hassle."

….

(Flashback)

Chris sat in his office smoking a chocolate cigar, Chef, Alan and the other employees.

"Chef how'd the interns like the hamster ball challenge we cooked up?" Chris asked.

"Most of them are in intensive care right now because their necks are in a position that shouldn't be physically possible" Chef said.

"sooo…. We can't use the hamster ball challenge?" Chris asked.

"No," Chef said.

"Darn shame," Chris said. "It would have been worth watching. How could it have gone so wrong?"

"You shoved eleven people in a plastic ball meant for only one person!" Vanessa said. "What did you expect to happen?"

"I don't know." Chris said as he took a bite out of a donut.

"Chris did you steel my donut again?!" Chef asked.

"Maaaaybe," Chris said.

"I'll kill you!" Chef said. He jumped over the desk and punched Chris.

"Not the face not the face!" Chris screamed off screen.

"Okay," Chef said evilly.

There was the sound of a punch landing and Chris squealing like a little girl.

"Not there either." Chris said in a weak voice.

(Brown team)

Oswald was in his usual position with Dia fanning him and Ashley and Amanda looking at him dreamily.

"Pick up the pace people!" Oswald said.

"Oswald shut up!" Eva said. "The cakes in the oven, it needs to cook for half an hour."

"Well make it cook faster." Oswald said.

"We can't…." Eva said trying to contain her rage. Beth and Todd stood behind her trying to make sure she doesn't lash out.

"Yeah you can." Oswald said. "Just turn up the heat."

"You can't do that." Beth said.

"And why not?" Oswald asked.

"Because it doesn't work that way." Todd said.

Oswald rolled his eyes. "Do I have to do everything myself?" he clapped his hands. "Amanda, turn up the stove."

"Okay Ozzy!" Amanda said cheerfully. She looked at Ashley and smiled triumphantly.

She dashed over to the oven and turned up the knob. As she was about to turn around…. the oven burst into flames.

"God damn it!" Eva said. She rushed over to the sink and grabbed the hose. She began spraying water over the flames.

"Wow," Oswald said. "Who knew that would happen?"

Everyone not in his inner circle glared at him.

…..

Confessional:

Eva. "That moron!"

Beth. "I expected the cake to burn under Oswald's watch… just not in that way."

Amanda. "Oh no I failed Oswald. Now he'll never trust me again!"

….

(Polka dot team)

A casserole was cooking in the oven; D.J. looked in the little window and smiled.

"Done!" D.J. said as he lifted up his dish.

"Smells good chief." Zoey said.

"We'll ace this challenge for sure." Isa said. B nodded in agreement.

Bianca sat at the table pouting. "My bacon biscuits could have won us the challenge."

"Your bacon biscuits would have given the judges food poisoning." Vince said. "And pretty sure they would deduct points for that."

D.J. set the dish on the table and the whole team sat down.

"How much longer till the judging?" Mike asked.

"Just another fifteen minutes." Quincy said.

"I feel lucky we haven't lost any challenges yet." Zoey said. "I wouldn't want any of you guys to leave all of you are so nice."

"Yawn," Vince said.

"Well almost all of you." Zoey said.

"For once can we just sit in silence instead of clucking like hens?" Vince said. "Seriously do any of you understand the concept of shutting the hell up?"

"Now you're getting annoyed by our talking?" Dean said. "We talk because we're all friends! It's not like we're going to stop talking to each other just because you find it annoying."

Vince rolled his eyes. "Oh please none of these people are your friend they're just here for the cool mil, and they will backstab you as soon as they can."

Dean stood up. "You know what's annoying? The fact that you have no idea how people work! So you go on about how everyone is so annoying and how you're so not. But in reality you are the most annoying person I have ever met!"

"Leave my bestie alone!" Bianca screamed. She stood up and slammed her hands onto the table. The table rattled and two of its legs broke causing D.J.'s casserole to slide off and splatter all over ground.

"Oh no!" Zoey said.

"What's this table made out of?" Isa asked as B picked up one of the legs. She looked at the leg. "Chris brand dining room table?" she poked the leg and it disintegrated into a fine powder.

"Quality control, not Chris's strong side." Quincy said.

Meanwhile outside Chris picked up a microphone and spoke into it. "Five more minutes! Hurry up with that grub!"

"What are we going to do?" Adam asked.

"Don't worry guys." D.J. said. He bent down and scooped up the casserole back into the pan. "We'll just serve it as is, no problem. So long as no one knows what happened."

The twelve teams stood outside, each holding their dishes.

"Alright," Chris said. He sat at the judges table with Chef and Alan. "Here's how it's going to work. Us three are going to eat each of your meals and we'll rate your food on a scale of zero through ten. The team with the lowest combined score loses and must head straight to the elimination ceremony. Red team we'll start with you."

Heather and Alejandro swallowed hard. The two brought the judged a plate of spaghetti each.

"Spaghetti! Awesome!" Chris said. He took of a bite of the dish and his enthusiasm disappeared. "The noodles are a bit over cooked. I give you a five."

"How do you over cook noodles!" Sapphire screamed.

Alan swallowed. "Well," he tapped his fingers together nervously. "It certainly has a …unique taste… I give it a six."

Chef took a bite and instantly spit it out. He calmly wiped his mouth with a napkin provided by Alyx. "Your sauce is weak. I give you a four."

Chris spoke. "Red team you have a combined score of fifteen. Not bad, the odds are in your favor. Next Blue team."

Ezekiel, Sierra and Gerome handed the judges each a bowl of soup and a piece of garlic bread.

Chris took a sip of the soup and shook his head. "Pretty bland, I give it…. A four."

Alan took a sip and shuttered. "Sorry guys, I give it a four also."

Chef took a sip and calmly spit it back out on Alyx's shirt. "Three," he said as he wiped his mouth.

Chris spoke up. "Blue team your combined score is eleven. You are currently at the bottom of the board. If one team gets a lower score, you're safe. Next, green team."

Miguel, Duncan and Isaac served the judges their burgers.

Chris took a bite out of the burger and gasped. "These burgers kick ass man! Ten out of ten!"

Alan took a bite out of the burger and his eyes went wide. "This is amazing! I give it a ten also"

Chef took a bite, spit it out on Alyx's shirt and wiped his mouth. "I give it a nine. The sauce needs more celery salt."

"I knew it." Isaac said.

"That leaves Green team with twenty-nine points!" Chris announced. "They're safe for another day! Yellow team you're up next."

Albert carefully and confidently carried a tray with three dishes of lasagna. He placed the three plates in front of the judges. "Bon apatite."

Chris took a bite and smiled. "Now that's what I'm talking about! Ten points!"

"I agree with Chris," Alan said as he took a second bite of the dish.

Chef took a bite; spit it out onto Alyx's shirt (much to her distaste) and wiped his mouth. "I also give it a ten."

"Why do you keep spitting on me!" Alyx said.

"Congrats Yellow team, you made thirty out of thirty you live to see another day." Chris said.

"We did it!" Lindsay cheered. She looked at Alice. "Aren't you glad Annie?"

"It's not over yet." Alice said.

Lindsay just looked at her confused and shrugged.

Black team was up next. Bridgette and Geoff placed the salad in front of the judges.

"Oh boy salad." Chris said unenthusiastically. He took a bite and shrugged. "Eh, six points."

"Seven," said Alan after taking a bite.

Chef took a bite of his salad, with Alyx eyeing him suspiciously. He nodded his head and spit once again on Alyx's shirt. "Three,"

"God damn you!" Alyx said.

"Black team you survive with sixteen points." Chris announced. "Blue team you're still in the red. Up next is White team."

G-man, Josh and Nikolas brought the judges each a piece of pizza.

Chris took a bite and smiled. "Not bad, I say it's worth a nine."

Alan took a bite and nodded. "I give it a ten."

Chef took a bite and spit it out on Alyx's shirt.

"Are you kidding me!?" Alyx said.

"Needs garlic," Chef said. "Seven points."

"Twenty-six points!" Chris announced. "White team, you're safe. Orange team, show us your stuff!"

Yuki, Jason and Vic brought the judges each a bowl of ramen.

"Looks good," Chris said. "How did you keep Owen from eating it?"

"We let him eat everything else." Vic said.

"Nothing funny?" Chris asked.

"Nope," Vic said.

"You bore me." Chris said. Vic shrugged.

Chris took a bite of the dish. "mmh not bad. Eight points."

Alan nodded after taking a bite. "Eight points."

Chef took a bite and spit on Alyx. "Six points."

"I hate you." Alyx said

"Orange team makes it with twenty-two points." Chris announced. "Blue team still in trouble, up next is Purple."

Reginald rushed up to the judges with the bowls of chili and placed them in front of them.

"Eat up dudes!" Reginald said.

Chris took a bite and shrugged. "mmm, seven."

Alan took a bite and smiled. "Seven,"

Chef took a bite. Alyx eyed him suspiciously.

"Don't you dare." Alyx said. Chef smiled. "Don't do it."

Chef spit on Alyx's shirt.

"I hate you sooo much." Alyx said.

"Twenty point for Purple team." Chris announced. "Things don't look good for Blue team. But the tides may change. Pink team your turn."

Delilah eagerly served her 'casserole' to the judges. Her team had their fingers crossed.

The three judges each took a bite. Each of their eyes shot open in surprise.

"We're done for." Tim said.

"This is the best thing I've tasted all day!" Chris screamed. "ten points!"

"Say what?" Zach said.

"I agree with Chris." Alan said. "Ten points."

Chef took a bite of the casserole nodded and swallowed. "Ten points!"

Alyx sighed in relief. Chef took another bite of casserole and spit it on Alyx's shirt. Alyx glared at Chef while he laughed.

"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" screamed a voice.

Suddenly Izzy dropped from the ceiling of the dome laughing like a maniac, holing the jar of 'cyanide'. "Fools!" Izzy said. "I've poured cyanide in that casserole! You're done for!"

The campers were shocked. Chris and Chef were unimpressed while Alan was scared straight.

"Is that really cyanide?" Chris said.

"See for yourself!" Izzy said and slammed the jar down on the table.

Chef unscrewed the lip and stuck in a finger. He pulled it back out and licked it.

"This is celery salt." Chef said.

"So that's where it all went." Keith said.

"How did she get out of the pantry?" Bridgette asked.

"How did she get to our casserole?" Kat asked.

"How did she get all the celery salt out of the kitchens?" Chris asked.

"How did the kitchens even get in this dome anyway?" Alan asked. "Seriously there's only one entrance, not counting Lightning's imprint, and it's not big enough. And while we're on the subject how is this island back? Last I check it was at the bottom of the lake! And why are there a bunch of raccoons running around with a fishing pole near the mess hall."

"Raccoons with a fishing pole?" Chef said. He pushed his chair back and stood up. "Eli take my place." He furrowed his brow. "I've got unfinished business to attend to."

Chef left the dome and Eli sat in his place.

"Okay….." Chris said. "Pink team your safe with thirty points. Brown team it's your turn."

Ashley, Amanda and Dia brought slices of cake to the judges. The three girls looked nervious as the judges took a bite.

Chris took a bite. "Eh, could be better. I give it a three."

"Three," Alan said. "also I'm pretty sure this is over cooked."

Eli took a bite. "Yeah defiantly a three." He then spit on Alyx's shirt and burst out laughing.

Alyx growled. She took the tray of napkins she was holding and wacked Eli in the back of the head. His face hit the cake and he was instantly knocked out.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Little miss intensity calm down." Chris said.

"Sorry, I was getting a little tired of that." Alyx said.

"Alan, take Eli to the medical tent." Chris said.

"Yes sir." Alan said. He got up, picked up Eli (with a little trouble) bridal style and left.

"Jake, Vanessa, why don't you take their places for now?" Chris said.

"Fine," Vanessa said and sat down in the chair Eli was in.

"Alright, Brown team you have nine points, you're now in danger of heading to the elimination ceremony." Chris said.

Brown team groaned while Gerome, Ezekiel and Sierra sighed in relief.

"Grey team, bring us your grub." Chris said.

Cory, Hank and Alex presented the judges with plates of fried chicken.

Chris took a bite of the chicken. "Eh, four points."

"Hell yeah KFC up in here!" Jake said. "Seven points."

Vanessa took a bite. "I say six."

"And with seventeen point Grey teams safe… for now." Chris said. "Polka dot team, you'd better hope you survive get a score higher than nine and Brown team, you better hope they get a score less than nine."

D.J. and Adam handed the judges the casserole. D.J. gulped, Chris looked at him suspiciously. D.J. smiled at him then ran back to his team.

The three judges took a bite of the casserole.

"This is amazing! I've never tasted anything like this before!" Chris said.

"Aw man this is the bomb!" Jake said.

"Alright," Chris said. "It's safe to say that Polka dot is safe."

The members of polka dot sighed, all but Vince.

"Even though we scraped that meal off our kitchen floor a few minutes ago?"

"That's disgusting!" Chris said. He then began to spit, trying to get rid of the taste in his mouth.

"Oh god." Vanessa said. She turned green and threw up on Alyx.

"Really," Alyx said. "Really!?"

"Alright, forget about safe, you're going straight to the elimination ceremony!" Chris said.

Vince's teammates gave him the death stare while he just crossed his arms and smiled smugly.

…..

Meanwhile the four raccoons had infiltrated the mess halls air vents. They scurried down the metallic corridors in search of the entrance into the kitchen.

Moe reared his head around a corner and signaled for the others to move. They arrived to at a vent that lead down to the kitchen. Moe looked through the vent and saw that it was directly over the podium holding the donut.

"Alright boys, it's show time." Moe said. "Ricky, ready the lift."

Ricky saluted Moe. "aye aye capitán!" he then set down the fishing pole that was strapped to his back and lay it next to the vent.

"I still don't think this is such a good idea." Austin said.

"Which is why you're going to be lifted down." Moe said.

"I did not agree to that." Austin said.

Moe, Ricky and Eliot put their articulate raccoon fingers to their noses and said 'not it!'

"I hate you guys." Austin said with a sigh.

Ricky tied the fishing line around Austin's waist.

Moe put an arm around Austin's shoulders. "Here's the plan. Ricky will lower you to the donut. You will grab the donut. Ricky will lift you back up. Then, we feast on the donut! Simple as that."

"You missed the part where Chef cooks and serves us to the competitors." Austin said.

"El ascensor está listo!" Ricky said.

"Alright show time." Moe said.

The raccoons opened the vent and Austin was lowered out of it.

"Steady, steady," Moe said as Ricky turned the reel of the rod.

Austin hovered over the donut, it was within his grasp.

"Yes that's it." Moe said. "Now grab it before…"

Before Moe could finish that sentence Chef kicked in the door to the kitchen and spotted the hanging raccoon.

"Well, well, well, look what we got here." Chef said. He took a step closer to Austin.

"Quick Ricky! Reel him back in!" Moe said.

Ricky reeled Austin as fast as he could but chef was too fast. Chef grabbed Austin and pulled him down along with the fishing pole.

"Austin!" Moe screamed.

Chef brought Austin in close to his face. "Looks like I found tomorrow night's main course."

Austin struggled to escape Chefs grasp but it was no use, he was caught.

"I would cook you up tonight, but I've already made plans." Chef said. "Besides…" he and Austin looked up at the vent. They heard the scampering feet of three little raccoons escaping. "I need bait to catch those other little varmints."

Chef chuckled menacingly and Austin gulped.

Meanwhile outside the mess hall the three raccoons ran out of the air vent and headed straight for the woods.

"w3 h4v3 2 s4v3 h1m." Eliot said.

"I know." Moe said. "We just need back up…"

To be continued…

Polka dot team sat around the boys side of the cabin.

"Vince has to be the one who goes." Dean said.

"No argument here." Monique said.

"Then it's settled," Adam said. "We're all voting Vince."

"Here, here!" Zoey said.

Bianca moaned uncomfortably.

Outside the cabin Vince heard the entire thing.

"Hmph they think they can take me out? Well, they have another thing coming."

Bianca sat on the beach watching the sunset reflecting off the lake. Her friends wanted to vote off her best friend on the show, she didn't want to disappoint them but she couldn't betray her bestie. She didn't know what to do.

"So they plan to get rid of me." Vince said walking up to Bianca.

"Vince!" Bianca said and turned around.

"Oh but we'll show them." Vince said. "I have an ace up my sleeve. And all you have to do is vote for Dean."

Bianca looked conflicted. "But… he's so nice."

"Yes, but who would you rather have? Dean or you're…" a disgusted look came across Vince's face. "bestie?"

"Oh you of course you big silly!" Bianca said. She got up and hugged Vince.

"Good…" Vince said.

…..

Once the sun had set and the moon had risen the campers arrived at the bonfire. Chris was standing at his usual spot this time wearing a tuxedo.

"Ooh monkey suit!" Bianca squeed.

"It's a tuxedo you dolt!" Chris said. "But yes this is a very special night! It is the last elimination ceremony before the first merge."

"sooo…" Monique said.

"Business as usual!" Chris said. "Go cast your vote, Dean you start!"

Dean nodded and walked toward the voting stall.

….

The votes were cast and Eli gave Chris the results.

"It just occurred to me that this is the first time you had to come here." Chris said.

"Rub it in why don't ya'?" Isa said.

"Since this is your first ceremony, let me explain how it works." Chris said. "I will pass out these little tiki head, they are a symbol of your immunity. If you get one you get to stay in the game. If you don't, you have to ride the boat of losers out of here. Now on to business…"

Vince stood up. "Hold on."

"Yes what is it?" Chris asked impatiently.

"This," Vince said. He reached into his pocket and pulled out the Gwen idol.

His team gasped in shock. But no one looked at surprised, or scared, as Dean did.

Vince got up and handed Chris the idol. Chris inspected it and shrugged. "Looks legit, although typically people reveal their idol before the votes…congrats Vince you gained immunity."

"And an extra vote." Vince said.

"And an extra vote." Chris said. "So do you wanna write down who you want to vote or…"

"No," Vince said. "I don't mind speaking it out loud." He gave an evil look in Dean's direction. Dean gulped.

"Okay soooo who do you want to vote for?" Chris asked.

Vince just smiled. Tension filled the air and the seconds flew by, finally Vince spoke .

"Bianca,"

His team gasped at his choice. Everyone looked at Bianca; her mouth was open in shock. Vince went back to his seat.

"What the f***!" Alan said.

"Alan!" Chris snapped. "keep it PG!"

"Since when were we ever PG?" Alan asked.

"Fair point," Chris said. "Vince you're safe, so is Mike and Zoey…" he threw them their tiki head and continued.

"Quincy, B, Isa…"

"Monique, D.J., and Adam."

All that were left were Dean and Bianca.

"Man this is… I don't even have a word for it!" Chris said. "Dean, you annoyed Vince to no end. And Bianca, you annoyed Vince too but he was more closeted about it… for whatever reason."

Bianca stared at Vince, her eyes asked why. But Vince didn't look at her, he just smiled.

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"Bianca, you're safe." Chris announced and threw her the tiki head.

Bianca sighed in relief. She looked at Vince with hurt eyes, like a pet that had been kicked. Vince looked at her and smiled.

"Dean your time is up." Chris said.

Dean sighed and stood up. "Well it's been funky y'all, but it's time Dean boogied out of here."

"It's been fun bra'." Isa said and fist bumped Dean.

The team walked with Dean down to the dock. Dean climbed on the boat of losers and his team good bye as the boat took off.

The team headed back to their cabin. As they did they ran into Vince who was leaning against one of the docks posts.

"Good riddance," Vince said.

His team glared at him and left, but Bianca stayed behind. She looked at Vince with wounded eyes.

"Why?" Bianca asked with tears in her eyes.

"Because I hate everyone." Vince said. "I hate little kids who beg their parents for the newest iphone. I hate skater punks who deface private property because they think it makes them 'hardcore'. I hate rich snob who think all that is and ever will be is greed and money. I hate hippies, I hate tramps, I hate jocks who think muscle is everything. I hate cowboys like Adam, I hate bitches like Isa and Monique, I Hate Zoey and Mike and D.J. and B. I hate Dean to no end, but most of all…. I hate you!"

Bianca stood there in shock, she couldn't form any words. All she could do is cry and run back to her cabin.

"Well that worked out nicely." Vince said. "Looks like I'll have to find a new place to stay."

"We have an extra bunk." called a voice.

Vince turned and saw Leon standing but a few feet away.

"You're from Orange team aren't you?" Vince asked.

"Indeed I am." Leon said. "Now you said you needed a place to stay?"

"What's in it for you?" Vince asked.

"I won't lie to you. You need a place to stay; I need an extra vote on my side. Join my alliance and I can promise you safety and a couple of steps closer to the million."

"Why should I join your alliance?" Vince asked.

"Because those people you find annoying are the first ones I want to eliminate from this game first." Leon said. "And if you vote with us, we could get rid of them sooner."

Vince was silent for a moment and nodded. "Fine, not like I have nothing else to do."

Leon smiled. "Don't worry, you won't regret this."

…..

END

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Votes.

D.J. "I'm sorry man you just don't… get along with anyone here. It's for the best." (Vince)

Zoey. "Well, you just… how… whatever…" (Vince)

Adam. "Well I recon it won't much to vote for Vince. He's the only one I've got malice with on this team." (Vince)

Dean. "Vince, you are decidedly un-groovy." (Vince)

Quincy. "I already know the outcome of this so there is no point in delaying the inevitable. Plus if my prediction is wrong then Bianca will be safe." (Dean)

Vince. "I. don't. like. You." (Dean)

B. *holds up a card saying 'Vince'.* (Vince)

Mike. "I have to admit, Vince has been getting on my nerves and there's no one else I would want to vote for." (Vince)

Isa. "Sorry dude, you mess with my friends you mess with me." (Vince)

Bianca. "I hate to do this but… I'm sorry." (Dean)

Monique. "yo' ass needs a reality check!" (Vince)

Extra vote Vince: (Bianca)

(Totals)

Dean: 3

Bianca. 1 (extra vote)

Vince: 8 (null)

(Teams)

Red: Heather, Alejandro, Cameron, Sapphire, Willow, Hugo, Matt, Collette, Jo, Brick, Lightning.

Blue: Gerome, Ezekiel, Sierra, Blaineley, Charlie, Steve, Oscar, Pete, Keith.

Green: Duncan, Noah, Justin, Isaac, Miguel, Ben, Kurt, R.J., Emerald, Natasha, Tommy.

Yellow: Mitch, Greg, Lindsay, Dawn, Albert, Gilbert, Hector, Dakota, Laura, Will, Alice.

White: Gwen, Courtney, Scott, Nikolas, Josh, G-man, Hyde, Tina, Samson, Carlos.

Black: Izzy, Bridgette, Geoff, Crystal, Christopher, Frank, Jimmy, Dominic, Sven, Julie, Sam.

Orange: Cody, Owen, Yuki, Daniel, Elisa, Jason, Vic, Leon, Ginger.

Pink: Katie, Sadie, Zach, Gregory, Kat, Xena, Ron, Delilah, Tim, Liz, Flora.

Gray: Tyler, Trent, Gidget, Bill, Zavier, Xavier, Alex, Hank, Cory.

Brown: Eva, Beth, Todd, Bud, Ashley, Amanda, Wendy, Oswald, Marley, Erica, Dia.

Purple: Harold, Leshawna, Joe, Patrick, Reginald, Walter, Ulrich, Richard, Jessica, Sid.

Polka dot: D.J., Zoey, Adam, Quincy, Vince, B, Mike, Isa, Bianca, Monique.

(Employees)

Alan, Scruffy, Bennett, Haken, Jake, Vanessa, Alyx, Eli, Arthur.

Animals: the raccoons: Moe, Ricky, Austin, and Eliot. Donna the bear.

….

(Idols)

(Active)

Tdi cast: Immunity plus an extra vote. (21 left)

Tdwt cast: Extra vote. (3 left)

Tdri cast: Immunity. (11 left)

Chris: Immunity plus a second effect.

Scruffy: Advantage in a challenge.

Bennett: Switch immunity.

Haken: The sole vote.

Jake: Extra vote.

Vanessa: Minus one vote from yourself.

Alyx: Choose whose vote doesn't count.

Eli: change someone's vote.

…..

(Eliminated)

Staci, Jeff, Lewis, Anne Maria, Carrie, Lazlo, Billie, Jessica, Bud, Ashton, Dean.

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Authors note

I have to say Dean was quite a surprise. When I first made him I originally had him as a one note character that annoyed just about everyone, especially Vince. Originally he was supposed to be so annoying that he was the first one to be eliminated from his team, but after a while I found that people would be more annoyed by Vince being annoyed by Deans choice in music so I made Dean well liked by his team. I also was going to make Deans elimination later in the series but I decided there wasn't much I could do for Dean so he was the eleventh camper to be eliminated from the show.

BBTDI will be on hiatus for a while since 1. I have other projects I want to get done. 2. I have REAL LIFE projects I need to get done, my novel, my comic, my screen play, yada yada yada. 3. I need a job and I have to move out of my parent's house, granted I'm barely nineteen but still…

But any way I hope you enjoyed and you come back for more. Hugs and kisses.

Justagamer1